The Absolut Abolisher

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @stoneharper7038
    @stoneharper7038 3 года назад +1395

    I always love how the cashier Lulls them into a false sense of security by making the transaction as normal as possible

    • @finishfirst4580
      @finishfirst4580 3 года назад +157

      Because it’s only stealing if they actually EXIT the store with the goods

    • @ThePrinceofallsayain
      @ThePrinceofallsayain 2 года назад +8

      @@finishfirst4580 what if they eat it or drink it in the store

    • @ThePrinceofallsayain
      @ThePrinceofallsayain 2 года назад

      @@mg00 mind ur business u couldn’t even comprehend my comment

    • @mikehunt7360
      @mikehunt7360 2 года назад +22

      @@ThePrinceofallsayain if it’s in their belly it counts as leaving the store w the shts

    • @mikehunt7360
      @mikehunt7360 2 года назад +8

      @@ThePrinceofallsayain gullet and esophagus included

  • @xjcrossx
    @xjcrossx 3 года назад +454

    The best thing about telling them to wait for police while walking away is that when they eventually leave they will spend a lot of time thinking about whether or not the police are after them lol

    • @MeneTekelUpharsin
      @MeneTekelUpharsin 2 года назад +28

      Specially when their ID is a peace of paper

    • @goldtownmma
      @goldtownmma 2 года назад

      Lollll

    • @juliebraden6911
      @juliebraden6911 2 года назад +10

      @@MeneTekelUpharsin would it be even more "specially" if it was a war of paper? I hope English is your second language.

    • @MeneTekelUpharsin
      @MeneTekelUpharsin 2 года назад +23

      ​@@juliebraden6911 Ms. Braden, I hope you didn't reach the rear end of life only to have a need to correct others and hope they speak English like you.

    • @jessiesolis1200
      @jessiesolis1200 Год назад

      I’m assuming u know from experience 😂🤚🏻

  • @Ihateusername900
    @Ihateusername900 3 года назад +3332

    Everytime I walk into any store I hear this guy's voice narrating my every move

    • @subparinternet4014
      @subparinternet4014 3 года назад +200

      Hahaha. Everynow and again I'll catch myself "lookin up at the counter" xD

    • @SDRob01
      @SDRob01 3 года назад +139

      "Thief scratch"

    • @yummymedic6675
      @yummymedic6675 3 года назад +12

      Same.

    • @FXPips11
      @FXPips11 3 года назад +94

      * mumbles to self "Dont look up at the counter dont look up at the counter dont look up at the counter dont look up at the counter",

    • @EVANPATTERSON1977
      @EVANPATTERSON1977 3 года назад +52

      I deliberately never look up at the counter anymore, I always did 😂

  • @captainthunderbuns677
    @captainthunderbuns677 3 года назад +572

    I was going to suggest a wall of shame with photos of anyone caught on camera stealing that got away but I realized there’s not enough wall space.

    • @rosevictoria8097
      @rosevictoria8097 3 года назад +7

      YES

    • @airwicky5441
      @airwicky5441 3 года назад +32

      A physical wall might not be big enough but an internet page or couple dozen will do

    • @TheEric1203
      @TheEric1203 3 года назад +51

      @@airwicky5441 And maybe have a screen sitting in the store that just loops through a slideshow of all their photos

    • @MrMongoose221
      @MrMongoose221 3 года назад +14

      And maybe videos that get millions of views...lol

    • @saintrico3456
      @saintrico3456 3 года назад +3

      @@airwicky5441 they need a digital billboard outside their station, so they can publicly humiliate the perps

  • @wawatchdog89
    @wawatchdog89 3 года назад +1551

    Gotta love how GSE watches a replay of them stealing as he casually cashier's and acts like nothing happened.

    • @bgbong0
      @bgbong0 3 года назад +155

      Maybe it's just in my head, but when he asks "Is that everything?" at the start of the transaction, it sounds more like a challenge than anything.

    • @TheInsaneShecklador
      @TheInsaneShecklador 3 года назад +5

      Great poker face.

    • @Karrott9
      @Karrott9 3 года назад +103

      @@lakinnenlako6883 probably because they actually have to leave the store.

    • @KaiCrown
      @KaiCrown 3 года назад +38

      And getting his phone ready to record, horizontally.

    • @chasemorr4110
      @chasemorr4110 3 года назад +26

      @@lakinnenlako6883 He just gives them one very last chance to fess up, and it makes them think they got away with it when in fact they didn’t even get close. It’s funnier that way.

  • @GoGreen44
    @GoGreen44 3 года назад +70

    Should've charged him for the berry cooler when you were ringing him up and seen his reaction 🤣

  • @dead2rites590
    @dead2rites590 3 года назад +4063

    The best part is he just proved his lady is worth so little to him he can't even be bothered to buy her a drink from a gas station.

    • @Mr.Nicholas69
      @Mr.Nicholas69 3 года назад +176

      Maybe the girly drink was for him... lol

    • @JimMcBeam
      @JimMcBeam 3 года назад +16

      bothered?

    • @zandelscomicsandcards7543
      @zandelscomicsandcards7543 3 года назад +146

      @@JimMcBeam yeah. Bothered. What’s so confusing about that?

    • @Anthony-xx1ug
      @Anthony-xx1ug 3 года назад +63

      Im going to bite the bullet and say, getting a charge for stealing your gf a drink would probably show more worth rather than less. Not that its a good thing anyway.

    • @jrworthy
      @jrworthy 3 года назад +234

      @@Anthony-xx1ug I'm pretty sure actually buying the drink shows more value than being a thief.

  • @TypicalToyReviews
    @TypicalToyReviews 3 года назад +520

    bruh that HD zoom of him at the pump with the sunset shining. Undeniable evidence for his friends to destroy him lmao

    • @Ethan.s..
      @Ethan.s.. 3 года назад +20

      2:57

    • @n_u001
      @n_u001 3 года назад +25

      4k 📷

    • @paulmaul2186
      @paulmaul2186 3 года назад +9

      I hope someone with more computer skills than I turns him into an Internet meme.

    • @roanaya2598
      @roanaya2598 3 года назад +19

      gotta love that golden hour glow *-*

    • @rondelllee8936
      @rondelllee8936 3 года назад +5

      😭😭😭

  • @therick819
    @therick819 2 года назад +6

    That dude got that serial killer gaze

  • @11Kslingshot
    @11Kslingshot 3 года назад +173

    Only the clearest mugshot in history

  • @jcarnz90
    @jcarnz90 3 года назад +307

    As a vape shop/gas station employee, I actually look forward to these videos. I learned about short-changers and card skimmers from this guy.

    • @cup_and_cone
      @cup_and_cone 3 года назад +24

      You work at a gas station and didn't know about skimmers until recently?

    • @richardr7935
      @richardr7935 3 года назад +12

      People probably hit Devious licks on your store already

    • @TannerisSmol97
      @TannerisSmol97 2 года назад +2

      What do you mean you actually like these? Do other people hate watch thieves getting caught? Lolol

    • @ThePrinceofallsayain
      @ThePrinceofallsayain 2 года назад +5

      @@TannerisSmol97 tanner stay in ur lane ur looking way too hard at what he said

    • @jcarnz90
      @jcarnz90 2 года назад

      @@ThePrinceofallsayain no shit

  • @Metalborn710
    @Metalborn710 3 года назад +21

    I love how you can see the cashier watching the video of him stealing as he's ringing up the douche.

  • @moonlion7047
    @moonlion7047 3 года назад +288

    He walked straight past the sandwiches I'm triggered.

    • @SDRob01
      @SDRob01 3 года назад +42

      There's a quarter pound of meat in each one, made fresh daily.

    • @homerfry9234
      @homerfry9234 3 года назад +20

      @@SDRob01 I hate it when you do not mention the 3 slices of cheese

    • @ScarletJazz2009
      @ScarletJazz2009 3 года назад +7

      What’s with the sandwiches every time. It’s not like they are daily fresh made, with a quarter pound of flesh and three slices of cheese is it?

    • @Magneticitist
      @Magneticitist 3 года назад +3

      I've thought about how many states I might drive just to buy some of those fresh made 1/4 lb meat sandwiches with the 3 slices of cheese.

  • @mrzjohnson4
    @mrzjohnson4 3 года назад +966

    Because of your videos, I always tell myself “don’t look at the cashier when you walk in.” So I usually look directly at them right when I walk in 😂😂 I can’t help it now.

    • @padeysolti8810
      @padeysolti8810 3 года назад +20

      Me too 💀

    • @jelanifoster9315
      @jelanifoster9315 3 года назад +57

      Lmfaooooooo. I swear. Each and every damn time I walk in 7-11 I'm like 😳😳😳😳😳

    • @nickrykert2572
      @nickrykert2572 3 года назад +8

      @@jelanifoster9315 thank you I needed a good laugh 😂

    • @moe433
      @moe433 3 года назад +1

      yeah same

    • @nedflanders2943
      @nedflanders2943 3 года назад +13

      fight milk. Lmao. I prefer wolf cola

  • @gabriellelanglinais2199
    @gabriellelanglinais2199 3 года назад +138

    Getting a vibe that if this guy doesn't already have somebody locked in his basement, he will.

    • @SpontaneityJD
      @SpontaneityJD 3 года назад +17

      yeah he has serial killer vibes. definitely a psychopath

    • @styx87
      @styx87 3 года назад +4

      @@SpontaneityJD Citation needed

    • @SpontaneityJD
      @SpontaneityJD 3 года назад +5

      @@styx87 I am the citation buddy

    • @styx87
      @styx87 3 года назад +5

      @@SpontaneityJD bad source

    • @jamespenrod8177
      @jamespenrod8177 2 года назад

      He has antisocial eyes. There's a look to them that is in psychopathic people.

  • @Masada1911
    @Masada1911 3 года назад +459

    Him driving off with the gas cap off was pretty hilarious

    • @tomwilliam5118
      @tomwilliam5118 3 года назад +27

      If he drives too long with it off he'll get a check engine light

    • @GangStalker17
      @GangStalker17 3 года назад +11

      He was shooketh

    • @Zxzoxopeneyes
      @Zxzoxopeneyes 3 года назад +4

      Ppl do that all the time ( I work at a gas station )

    • @Ethan.s..
      @Ethan.s.. 3 года назад +1

      Unless he doesn’t have a gas cap. My car, a Ford Fusion doesn’t come with one.

    • @hahayou6405
      @hahayou6405 3 года назад

      How can you see it? It's on the other side lol

  • @linkmaster8
    @linkmaster8 3 года назад +485

    I love how he just accepted that he was fucked and just said that he stole an energy drink

    • @i.6606
      @i.6606 3 года назад +108

      Yeah better than other people acting dumb even after being shown the surveillance footage

    • @RogerCharlamange
      @RogerCharlamange 3 года назад +90

      But it was a lie, he stole an alcoholic drink. Even admitting he stole he still lied.

    • @robin3
      @robin3 3 года назад +42

      @@RogerCharlamange ppl have the misconception that, for example, "Rockstar Vodka" is an energy drink. maybe give him the benefit of the doubt. however, i think what he stole was an "Absolut Berry Vodkarita" which is 12%.

    • @holdencaulfield1757
      @holdencaulfield1757 3 года назад +13

      @@robin3 stfu

    • @robin3
      @robin3 3 года назад +33

      @@holdencaulfield1757 smd

  • @tommybrown9534
    @tommybrown9534 3 года назад +79

    I gotta give him credit tho,he owned up to it which is a lot more than I can say for pretty much every1 else that gets caught

    • @williams2187
      @williams2187 3 года назад +8

      He didn’t though. He said he stole an energy drink, which, if that was the case I’m assuming they would have let him buy it. Normally GSE is pretty cool if they own up to it and offer to pay, but since it was alcohol, the kid lied cause he knew he’d have the cops called.

    • @StephenDoty84
      @StephenDoty84 2 года назад

      When asked what he stole, he should have said, "Virginity." And left it at that.

    • @DiahRhiaJones
      @DiahRhiaJones 2 года назад

      owned up to it? he fled the fuckin scene what the fuck are you talking about lmao

  • @DustinIsDriving
    @DustinIsDriving 3 года назад +1475

    Ya he’s gotta be wearing tighty whites because boxers wouldn’t have supported that 😂

    • @Lucifer_Summons
      @Lucifer_Summons 3 года назад +13

      Dustin how am I seeing you in every comment section lol

    • @STONETOAD316
      @STONETOAD316 3 года назад

      Possibly birddogs

    • @64vyn
      @64vyn 3 года назад +1

      yeah that’s why he said it buddy

    • @jamesrawl3648
      @jamesrawl3648 3 года назад

      Cheeked in his front bum

    • @TruthTellerTV
      @TruthTellerTV 3 года назад +12

      Nobody wears plaid boxers anymore, you must be 40+.

  • @ShinyRedGrapple
    @ShinyRedGrapple 3 года назад +427

    Oh man if he would have drove off with the pump still attached lol

    • @enderbutter9297
      @enderbutter9297 3 года назад +9

      I was waiting for it.

    • @Ethan.s..
      @Ethan.s.. 3 года назад +12

      Been there, done that. Made the mistake of going in and giving the cashier my info. Got a bill for almost $2k. And no, I never paid it..

    • @enderbutter9297
      @enderbutter9297 3 года назад +1

      @@Ethan.s.. hmmm hope for you they don’t come after you.

    • @Ethan.s..
      @Ethan.s.. 3 года назад +4

      @@enderbutter9297 thanks, but this was 13 years ago, and they did come after me.

    • @enderbutter9297
      @enderbutter9297 3 года назад +1

      @@Ethan.s.. oh.. what happened when they did?

  • @yuvaleliaz
    @yuvaleliaz Год назад +165

    Gotta give some respect for this thief. he might be a thief but at least he ain't a liar

    • @MrFrog_
      @MrFrog_ Год назад +31

      Yeah, I suppose you can give a murderer some respect if they are not an arsonist.

    • @nickbmxguy
      @nickbmxguy Год назад +20

      He did lie.

    • @Chris_t0
      @Chris_t0 Год назад +10

      are you kidding that made it even worse, he basically proved hes a weak feminine man who steals

    • @GuyHoleMan
      @GuyHoleMan Год назад +20

      @@Chris_t0ok guess you'd rather he lies then lol

    • @Chris_t0
      @Chris_t0 Год назад +3

      @@GuyHoleMan I mean yeah

  • @just4951
    @just4951 3 года назад +230

    Oh so this guys mugshot is just perfect. I'm betting that he'll be the first one turning himself in.

    • @SDRob01
      @SDRob01 3 года назад +26

      ... for stealing... an Absolut Berry Margarita!

    • @lawnside82
      @lawnside82 3 года назад +31

      Hes the type of dude that calls the cops, to ask if there looking for someone that stole a margarita.. for a friend.

    • @GroggyPoopers
      @GroggyPoopers 3 года назад +2

      @@lawnside82 that wasn’t funny in the slightest bit

    • @eadweard.
      @eadweard. 3 года назад

      @@GroggyPoopers very true.

    • @hschokker86
      @hschokker86 3 года назад +10

      @@GroggyPoopers Thank you for commenting, I wouldn't have known it wasn't funny otherwise. If only we had like a like/dislike function on comments in RUclips.

  • @ArcadeRegiment
    @ArcadeRegiment 3 года назад +2010

    I live in Canada but that doesn't stop me from dreaming about those sandwiches that are made fresh daily with a quarter pound of meat and three slices of cheese. 😍😍

    • @leelabizbee
      @leelabizbee 3 года назад +25

      Delicious 🧀 no less

    • @Shelbybaby187
      @Shelbybaby187 3 года назад +8

      😂😂😂

    • @Mark_Mars
      @Mark_Mars 3 года назад +31

      .113 kg's of meat, eh.

    • @quanthadonnation5562
      @quanthadonnation5562 3 года назад +4

      Ian never laughed so hard😭😭😭😭

    • @jja1483
      @jja1483 3 года назад +9

      That pound of meat it probably a flying rat😃 aka the pigeon🤢🤕😃😂

  • @venom00125
    @venom00125 Год назад +20

    It's so aggravating to watch these people constantly get away with the stuff they stole

    • @Infiniti-Benz
      @Infiniti-Benz 9 месяцев назад

      sometimes he rips the item away from them

  • @CODYORMOE
    @CODYORMOE 3 года назад +342

    I think that was the quickest anyone has ever admitted to stealing.

    • @1bergensgutt
      @1bergensgutt 3 года назад +31

      He knew there wouldn't be any consequences anyway

    • @ALSmith-zz4yy
      @ALSmith-zz4yy 3 года назад +2

      Too bad because I hung around to the end just to hear his denials. I got ripped off too.

    • @morningivy9006
      @morningivy9006 2 года назад +1

      I honestly thought he would return the drink, pay for it, or that GSE would demand he return the drink. I was surprised when he walked off and did nothing.

    • @ImRanchWilder
      @ImRanchWilder 2 года назад

      @@morningivy9006 I think he would have paid for it or returned it or whatever but the cashier his attitude flipped and yelled at him to stay right there COPS BE COMING

    • @DGRIFF
      @DGRIFF 2 года назад

      with a smirk too lol "damn, you got me".

  • @jdawg8427
    @jdawg8427 3 года назад +255

    The paper he showed him was a stick person with "I am 21 years old" written underneath with crayon.

    • @bok..
      @bok.. 3 года назад +2

      @@subhashxrecord3131 cant that be easily forged, he didn't have a Hawaii plate? Just looks like normal printer paper i would assume the license would at least be on more official paper.

    • @fornsphin
      @fornsphin 3 года назад +6

      @@bok.. It was just a temporary I.D./license. Probably waiting on the plastic one in the mail.

    • @GuyFromTheSouth
      @GuyFromTheSouth 3 года назад +2

      The temporary ones arent unfolded like that though. They are folded like a license. Idk why you would unfold that itd be hard to keep in your pocket

    • @shaniasnyd
      @shaniasnyd 3 года назад +4

      is this a benchwarmers reference lol

    • @SirPraiseSun
      @SirPraiseSun 3 года назад +1

      @@GuyFromTheSouth false u print the temp at home

  • @elbolsillo
    @elbolsillo 3 года назад +6

    2:35 He even shakes his head as if he was possibly gonna purchase something else, but then decided not to at the last second.

  • @synergygaming65
    @synergygaming65 3 года назад +341

    Imagine walking in here and realizing this is "the" gas station.

    • @bobrakow3067
      @bobrakow3067 3 года назад +25

      There are videos of that

    • @sam___seed
      @sam___seed 3 года назад +9

      I would be tempted to steal

    • @Meatwad.Baggins
      @Meatwad.Baggins 3 года назад +1

      I think I have been here before I discovered GSE. I think it's near a place where I used to rent trucks

    • @JohnWicksPencil14
      @JohnWicksPencil14 3 года назад +10

      Better not “loook up at the counter”

    • @audiogus2651
      @audiogus2651 3 года назад +3

      Imagine walking out and realizing too late ‘oh shit, this was that gas station’.

  • @Steelerfan84
    @Steelerfan84 3 года назад +83

    I almost feel like he was a fan of gas station encounters, and wanted to be featured on an episode. 🧐

    • @Ethan.s..
      @Ethan.s.. 3 года назад +15

      “Plot twist”

    • @greenbackz
      @greenbackz 3 года назад +16

      yeah that grin was suspect. he knows he won't get in trouble legally, and probably thinks "i'll be youtube famous fuck it" lol

    • @0397rb
      @0397rb 3 года назад

      right.. who doesn't know about the show by now..

  • @Leo-tl4ye
    @Leo-tl4ye 2 года назад +1

    Man's was Hella chill being confronted about it lmfao

  • @DustinIsDriving
    @DustinIsDriving 3 года назад +1161

    I can’t believe people think they can get away with anything in a store with cameras everywhere. I guess they assume they just don’t work me they are just for show 😂

    • @amonkeywithinternet1235
      @amonkeywithinternet1235 3 года назад +62

      Tbh most cameras have the quality of a caculator.

    • @velocitaterplayz6034
      @velocitaterplayz6034 3 года назад +38

      We have dummy cameras in our store

    • @SyntheticaYT
      @SyntheticaYT 3 года назад +63

      He did get away with it...literally.

    • @cullenbohannon1408
      @cullenbohannon1408 3 года назад +15

      They never check the cameras at the store I work at. Never!

    • @jj2059
      @jj2059 3 года назад +28

      Most places don’t do shit about theft

  • @dfazen89
    @dfazen89 3 года назад +116

    I haven't stolen anything from a store since I was a kid, but since I watch these videos I feel like every time I walk into a convenient store now I look way more suspicious when I walk in & avoid looking up at the counter at all costs lol

    • @moshe7001
      @moshe7001 3 года назад +3

      I’m just going to do it for fun🤣

    • @Nicholas-f5
      @Nicholas-f5 2 года назад +2

      Never look at the counter!

    • @mushroom11g55
      @mushroom11g55 2 года назад +2

      Who cares if you look suspicious

    • @Niggalodeon323
      @Niggalodeon323 2 года назад

      @@mushroom11g55 dude, shut up 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @eas6904
    @eas6904 3 года назад +4

    When I pop into the corner shop, I can hear this dude's commentary in my head...😂

  • @nicoletteferragamo
    @nicoletteferragamo 3 года назад +116

    You should make windshield stickers that say "I got busted for shoplifting" follow the thieves out and stick it right in front of the drivers side of the windshield so everybody knows they're thieves.

    • @kiddingme01
      @kiddingme01 3 года назад +10

      or more subtle:
      "See my Fame on RUclips GSE: SHE GONE!!!"

    • @tavanium
      @tavanium 3 года назад +8

      Pin this comment. This is a hilarious and great idea.

    • @Dr.Van.Nostrand
      @Dr.Van.Nostrand 3 года назад +13

      Someone's been watching Cart Narcs

    • @kiddingme01
      @kiddingme01 3 года назад +5

      @@Dr.Van.Nostrand or Stop a Douchebag (SADB)

    • @slymecookies4482
      @slymecookies4482 3 года назад +3

      That is a great idea!

  • @FeNite8
    @FeNite8 3 года назад +41

    GSE has made me very self-aware anytime I walk into a gas station

    • @cygnustsp
      @cygnustsp 3 года назад +1

      Lol i gaze around for potential thieves

    • @TheCollapsedPsi
      @TheCollapsedPsi 3 года назад +16

      I look up at the counter. Every time.

    • @chiarosuburekeni9325
      @chiarosuburekeni9325 3 года назад +2

      @@TheCollapsedPsi i look up at the counter and say hello. If you notice, thieves don't usually say a word to the staff, which puts them on high alert a lot of times. I had a friend who worked loss prevention and he told me thats why a lot of places have the staff greet you upon entry. The interaction lowers the chance of theft.

  • @comical3303
    @comical3303 2 года назад +1

    He slightly smiled when he was addressed

  • @AH-my7kj
    @AH-my7kj 3 года назад +182

    Never fails, "Female Beverage Cooler" makes me laugh every time

    • @youreviltwin
      @youreviltwin 3 года назад +4

      Same. Catches me off guard no matter how many times I've heard it.

    • @jazzabighits4473
      @jazzabighits4473 3 года назад +4

      @@youreviltwin What does it mean? It holds drinks for girls? Or the machine itself is female?

    • @youreviltwin
      @youreviltwin 3 года назад +16

      @@jazzabighits4473 It would be alcoholic drinks that are often called "girly" drinks. Drinks that are sweet/flavored/fruit/etc.

    • @jazzabighits4473
      @jazzabighits4473 3 года назад +8

      @@youreviltwin Oh okay thanks for clarifying. I thought it meant like Female drink cooler because of its functionality. Like they call the female part of a (seat)belt the part that you can click the other part of a belt into.

    • @jazzabighits4473
      @jazzabighits4473 3 года назад

      @@levelintent Lol?

  • @ChuckTreble
    @ChuckTreble 3 года назад +299

    If he had just stayed home playing Warzone, none of this would have happened.

    • @colonless7512
      @colonless7512 3 года назад +18

      He was too busy playing Fortnite

    • @glennquagmire90
      @glennquagmire90 3 года назад +2

      @@colonless7512 couldnt think of anything funnier?

    • @dansterstuff
      @dansterstuff 3 года назад +15

      @@glennquagmire90 fortnite child spotted

    • @62.81
      @62.81 3 года назад +1

      ^ ppl still arguing abt fortnite 😂😂 grow tf up

    • @dansterstuff
      @dansterstuff 3 года назад +14

      @@62.81 *14 year old who just quit fornite and thinks he's grown up now*

  • @OnlyOneGODWill118
    @OnlyOneGODWill118 8 месяцев назад +1

    He walked off like a GTA character completing a mission, but failed miserably😂

  • @Ken_Smith
    @Ken_Smith 3 года назад +129

    Dude I don’t know if you have aspirations to be on radio or commercials. You definitely have the voice and personality for it. 👍🏻

  • @Thuniras
    @Thuniras 3 года назад +66

    While I love these videos they have given me new anxiety when going into gas stations or shops anywhere for that matter. I’ve never stolen in my life, but I do the thief scratch, look up at the counter many of the other common tactics....

    • @readilium3432
      @readilium3432 3 года назад +8

      It's just normal shit. Lots of people do. Gotta say hi or give a head nod and smile when you come in.

  • @Redskoolieoffthegrid
    @Redskoolieoffthegrid 2 года назад

    I love how the sign under the gas prices scrolls “ home of the gas station encounters” classic

  • @Ehronmcgee
    @Ehronmcgee 3 года назад +119

    You know we’ve fallen on hard times when Hyde from “That 70s Show” steals an energy drink.

    • @alfonsoortis8435
      @alfonsoortis8435 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @neszero
      @neszero 3 года назад +8

      If that’s all the clues you have, boy do I have some information for you…

    • @illusiothegoon2911
      @illusiothegoon2911 3 года назад

      He looks like Michael from Rooster Teeth 😆

    • @JasperTV
      @JasperTV 3 года назад +17

      I wish stealing energy drinks was the only thing Hyde was in trouble for these days

    • @Dime_time333
      @Dime_time333 3 года назад

      Not that funny

  • @TheSharter
    @TheSharter 3 года назад +655

    Definitely went downhill for Clark Duke after Hot Tub Time Machine.

  • @UltimateZenith
    @UltimateZenith 2 года назад +1

    Looking like a young Sean Schemmel. Never thought I’d see Goku stealing from a gas station 🤣

  • @straightjacketmusic1474
    @straightjacketmusic1474 3 года назад +223

    Jack Harlow has really hit the bottom during covid 🥺

  • @mrsmrth322
    @mrsmrth322 3 года назад +5

    Very nice how you are rewatching the footage while ringing him up.

  • @loe1234567890
    @loe1234567890 Год назад +3

    He looks so smug about it too

  • @jonrb86
    @jonrb86 3 года назад +32

    Brendan's commenting is always spot on hilarious.

  • @PLATOLOSOPHY
    @PLATOLOSOPHY 3 года назад +226

    dang, Jack Harlow sure has gone downhill..

    • @Jonny_956
      @Jonny_956 3 года назад +6

      Doesn't even look like Jack Harlow. Like at all 🤣

    • @feathers3598
      @feathers3598 3 года назад +3

      @@Jonny_956 More like 2005 Jack Osbourne

    • @justinrobertson2271
      @justinrobertson2271 3 года назад +9

      Brand new whip just hopped in . I got options

    • @Senormaster
      @Senormaster 3 года назад +1

      More like carrot top

    • @krisrodriguez2807
      @krisrodriguez2807 3 года назад +2

      Lol I was looking for this exact comment 😂🔥

  • @afriend9428
    @afriend9428 Год назад +3

    *he kept smiling like he did nothing wrong?!?* 😂

  • @noahthenormal
    @noahthenormal 3 года назад +61

    Judging from the paper ID, this kid probably just turned old enough to legally acquire alcohol, but he wanted to find a way to keep doing it illegally I guess

    • @dingle9707
      @dingle9707 3 года назад +23

      Almost. You get a paper ID when your real one is taken because you got a DUI.

    • @liyahmessiah3789
      @liyahmessiah3789 3 года назад +23

      @@dingle9707 lol. When you renew your license they give you a paper temporary one, that expires in 30 days,until the real one come in the mail.

    • @wantsanewvehicle
      @wantsanewvehicle 3 года назад +1

      @@liyahmessiah3789 Not in PA..

    • @MrChickenselects
      @MrChickenselects 3 года назад

      @@liyahmessiah3789 not in NJ or NY either you just use the old one till the new one comes

    • @JosephDiPietro
      @JosephDiPietro 3 года назад

      @@MrChickenselects Not true. I live in NY and my license expired in June. I got the temporary paper license until the new one arrived.

  • @Airblader
    @Airblader 3 года назад +157

    Dude stole, got caught and got to drive away with the stuff he stole. There's literally no consequence for him. No wonder he's so calm.

    • @SignedNaz
      @SignedNaz 3 года назад +62

      Being exposed as a petty thief to nearly 400K is a pretty good consequence at least

    • @Airblader
      @Airblader 3 года назад +35

      @@SignedNaz The chances that they know that are very small. And even so they'd probably not really care.

    • @TheEric1203
      @TheEric1203 3 года назад +11

      The only possible consolation is that the lady in the car overheard enough to suspect something was up and started questioning him.

    • @DutchDukeMan
      @DutchDukeMan 3 года назад +7

      Well i mean if there's no police on scene you can always get away with stealing.

    • @rtroeun
      @rtroeun 3 года назад +1

      @@TheEric1203 not if she was playing music in the car. Wouldn’t hear nothing they said to each other.

  • @Vychorion
    @Vychorion 2 года назад +1

    They should have bags that read. I am a thief...the looks of confusion must be priceless

  • @DeathProfessor
    @DeathProfessor 3 года назад +8

    Sneaking up on them and getting a close up of their face is the best. Truly a professional thief catcher.

  • @orangeSoda35
    @orangeSoda35 3 года назад +62

    Girl's going to wonder why her margarita taste kinda nutty.

  • @stlmtndew2654
    @stlmtndew2654 3 года назад +1

    Secretly scan it twice so he pays for it anyway. I know you’ve done that before. Whatever you choose to do, it’s great. Great videos

  • @norcaldeemichaels
    @norcaldeemichaels 3 года назад +7

    When the music kicks in at 2:42 I expect to see something getting crushed by a hydraulic press…

  • @kylehicks8353
    @kylehicks8353 3 года назад +17

    You know times are rough when Kickass turns to a life of crime😢

  • @blahblah4897
    @blahblah4897 2 года назад +1

    I look at the counter every time I walk into a gas station 😂 I didn’t even think about it until I started watching these videos

  • @u_mbreon4112
    @u_mbreon4112 3 года назад +9

    i love new uploads, its like watching history in the making. Thank you for these pick me ups!

  • @jaimhaas5170
    @jaimhaas5170 3 года назад +8

    Oh how I love the way you go into chase mode the minute that thief leaves the store. You should have a siren.

    • @lntrlp4936
      @lntrlp4936 3 года назад +2

      Yeah....something like the cart narcs guy would be hilarious.

  • @jonmejia2188
    @jonmejia2188 2 года назад +2

    2:57 “hmm?”Idk why that had me weak😂

  • @TheJewelleryWorkshop
    @TheJewelleryWorkshop 3 года назад +655

    Man I love the commentary 😂

    • @brightspacebabe
      @brightspacebabe 3 года назад +13

      It’s like what God is saying when he watches us do bad stuff....

    • @shardsniffer8791
      @shardsniffer8791 3 года назад +5

      I dont think anyone watches these for just the video lol nice comment.

    • @grdfishing3326
      @grdfishing3326 3 года назад +2

      For real my guy is hilarious

    • @Newb5461
      @Newb5461 3 года назад +2

      Only reason I watch these lmao

    • @GeorgiaWhisper
      @GeorgiaWhisper 3 года назад

      Right 😂😂😂😂

  • @chadjones1435
    @chadjones1435 3 года назад +16

    More people need to start stealing can’t get enough of this

  • @Rawr3084
    @Rawr3084 2 года назад +2

    This guy is cool props to him for not giving a shit

  • @vesh
    @vesh 3 года назад +277

    The commentator on this channel never fails to make me laugh

    • @mikelisteral7863
      @mikelisteral7863 3 года назад +4

      these guys would be better off blackmailing people to pay double instead

    • @icemancometh8679
      @icemancometh8679 3 года назад

      Like a boss, like a boss!

    • @yove2934
      @yove2934 3 года назад +2

      True, to me it's the best thing about these videos. SHE GONE! 😂

    • @thatTROLLOLOLGUY
      @thatTROLLOLOLGUY 3 года назад +3

      You say that all the time..

    • @marekd.7350
      @marekd.7350 3 года назад +4

      The commentator IS the cashier in this video.

  • @marcmoberg
    @marcmoberg 3 года назад +11

    Anyone else screaming “CLOSE THE DAMN FRIDGE”

  • @thomascars1
    @thomascars1 Год назад

    This was the first GSE video i ever watched, I’m so glad this video found me

  • @excaliburner9413
    @excaliburner9413 3 года назад +41

    Napoleon has really gone downhill

    • @jareds-tits
      @jareds-tits 3 года назад +2

      Wow nice one numb skull

    • @Graveyard_666
      @Graveyard_666 3 года назад +3

      @@jareds-tits Sorry to hear about your Sub-Way sponsorship.

  • @chinkavagamunda
    @chinkavagamunda 3 года назад +19

    if I ever play a drinking game of "delicious beverages" I'll last about two episodes!! SHE GAWNNNNN!!!

  • @FishandBeers
    @FishandBeers 2 года назад

    My favorite narrating beside Mike Row.

  • @TheMotorman80
    @TheMotorman80 3 года назад +15

    Haha, the gas cap he forgot is going to cost more than the drink!

    • @isaiahdray
      @isaiahdray 3 года назад +3

      true that! haha

    • @metthem88
      @metthem88 3 года назад +4

      It's on a tether

    • @buckshot_honeymoon
      @buckshot_honeymoon Год назад

      tell me you’ve never pumped gas without telling me you’ve never pumped gas.

  • @jimmyglea
    @jimmyglea 3 года назад +29

    I’m just wondering how he dealt with hypothermia of the taint.

    • @Jr-ul6mn
      @Jr-ul6mn 2 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @real_lampcap
    @real_lampcap 2 года назад +3

    First time ive actually seen someone just straight up admit it in one of these videos lol

  • @Baked_Potato1996
    @Baked_Potato1996 3 года назад +4

    ill never get over how hilarious you make this

  • @ghkillah1995
    @ghkillah1995 3 года назад +9

    I wished you'd still charge them 3x the price to get SOME type of justice out of these effin Greaseballs.

  • @shutch3367
    @shutch3367 3 года назад +9

    I’m still shocked he has a lady. That’s the most shocking part for me.

    • @jayjohnson3305
      @jayjohnson3305 3 года назад

      That he can't even buy her alcoholic drink for but paid for his lmao..

  • @Carlton_Wilson
    @Carlton_Wilson 3 года назад +39

    I think he knew all along that he was being recorded. When you confronted him he grinned and continued grinning. He wanted to be on GSE. Probably a bet.

    • @hlg_theshepherd2873
      @hlg_theshepherd2873 3 года назад +20

      No, he was nervous and dumbfounded when confronted. Lol

    • @quinsy42
      @quinsy42 3 года назад +17

      If he wanted to be on GSE he would've looked longingly at the 1/4 pound sandwiches and wait for the police

  • @-T-Izzo
    @-T-Izzo 3 года назад +8

    He looks like Carrot Top's evil twin in the thumbnail photo. 😂

  • @catterpillar9728
    @catterpillar9728 2 года назад

    the slo mo @ the end was great.

  • @josephg1855
    @josephg1855 3 года назад +8

    Absolut berry with a dash of nut butter.

  • @rat_dragon
    @rat_dragon 3 года назад +12

    Love how he had a sly smirk on his face as you confronted him. What a horrible gaming-in-his-mother's-basement kinda guy.

  • @skyguy696
    @skyguy696 2 года назад +1

    He admitted it real fast

  • @roryvonbrutt7302
    @roryvonbrutt7302 3 года назад +4

    finally I've been waiting a long time for these ! ! ! and also thank you very much.....

  • @hashrosinking1608
    @hashrosinking1608 3 года назад +6

    Lol love how dude asks us if we know him call local authorities
    You scanned his ID dummy 🤣

  • @phoso1
    @phoso1 2 года назад +2

    Hey, I work with that guy. Lmao!! Everyone is going to see this tomorrow at the office.

    • @thhdmu646
      @thhdmu646 2 года назад

      Broo tell me what happened 😂

  • @ClimbingMountRinjani
    @ClimbingMountRinjani 3 года назад +7

    If only his parents watched this, their parents would obviously cry... OMG

  • @The_LoRaX_loves_TREES
    @The_LoRaX_loves_TREES 3 года назад +8

    Never have a thief sit in their car haha they aren’t going to wait.

  • @wearesovereign2
    @wearesovereign2 2 года назад

    these videos deserve more recognition

  • @nate5353
    @nate5353 3 года назад +7

    I will never understand how somebody can steal. I would be sick with guilt for so long.

  • @MathewLawless
    @MathewLawless 3 года назад +5

    That’s Leonard Hofstadter. He works at Caltech.

    • @wsurfer2147
      @wsurfer2147 3 года назад +1

      Can someone at Caltech please confirm this.

    • @snipes1000
      @snipes1000 3 года назад

      @@wsurfer2147 rofl

  • @midwest1389
    @midwest1389 9 месяцев назад +1

    When I go to a restaurant I always ask what kind of delicious beverages they have.

  • @user12do
    @user12do 3 года назад +17

    Those absoluts are like 5$ each, wild

    • @blackreacher
      @blackreacher 3 года назад

      @@DW133_ probably what he said to himself

  • @Nitrix77
    @Nitrix77 3 года назад +5

    Jack Harlow fallin on rough times.

  • @evankendrick164
    @evankendrick164 3 года назад +1

    I give off the vibes that I’m stealing without actually stealing anything 😂 I look up at the counter

  • @joshbrown4651
    @joshbrown4651 3 года назад +9

    Imagine being honest about stealing and still lie about what you stole😂

  • @fafadfasfa
    @fafadfasfa 3 года назад +17

    I feel blessed to be this early

  • @GlennWise-ck6gu
    @GlennWise-ck6gu 4 месяца назад

    I wish my life was narrated like this

  • @PedroChehoud
    @PedroChehoud 3 года назад +11

    ok I live in Brazil and the minimum wage in a month is about 200usd.... if you buy something like a coca cola can in a gas station you will pay like 2usd... so it is 1% of your income in a single can of coca cola.... so when i see someone shoplifting here in brazil i think "living here is hard but stealing is not ok...that dude needs to get arrested" ... then i see a blue eye guy with a "nice" car living the dream in america and STEALING a freaking soda... dude come on..........