Garth Marenghi's Darkplace Episode 5 Part 2

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2007
  • In the 1980s horror writer Garth Marenghi wrote, produced, directed and starred in Darkplace, a groundbreaking series set in a hospital and exploring the depths of the author's imagination. At least that's what Marenghi and his publicist/co-star, Dean Learner, claim in modern-day interviews which both bookend and interrupt the episodes. In fact the show is cheap, chiché'd, full of gaping plot holes and startlingly misogynist. Garth Marenghi is a creation of comedian Matthew Holness, who won a Perrier award with the character at the 2001 Edinburgh festival.
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  • @MIsguidedarCHAngEL
    @MIsguidedarCHAngEL 13 лет назад +13

    "Fair enough!" This line and how quickly it's delivered kill me every time.

  • @kathrynew30
    @kathrynew30 14 лет назад +11

    The Techies were Graham Linehan and Paul King. And Graham is the writer/director of The IT Crowd and Paul is the director of the Mighty Boosh.
    I love how they all work together.

  • @atnasomfg
    @atnasomfg 12 лет назад +7

    I love the way he karates his way backwards when he says "LIZ IS HAVING A VISION"

  • @bobzilla211
    @bobzilla211 15 лет назад +8

    a shatter of glass, a round of applause, a sixteen year old mother of four vomiting into an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes...i ain't never going back. not never.

    • @johnr.7906
      @johnr.7906 9 месяцев назад +2

      That's my favorite line....

  • @SirDawkinsthemad
    @SirDawkinsthemad 16 лет назад +9

    I ran like my life depended on it. Which it did.
    God that line gave me chills.

  • @Turtlesmirk
    @Turtlesmirk 14 лет назад +8

    I love how all these little English shows work together! They must all have been friends or something

  • @booshgrrl
    @booshgrrl 16 лет назад +9

    "i did a stupid thing that night in Glasgow... I went into a chip shop and ordered a cheeseburger."
    "ive been running from the Scotch all my life"
    "It looked like I had to spend the night in Glasgow"
    "Jesus Christ"
    "It was either that or one of their B&Bs and I figured Id be safer on the streets"
    Oh how time have changed since since the 80s in Glasgow...

    • @TheWaynos73
      @TheWaynos73 Год назад +1

      my Aunt lives in Scotland - she says it’s quite nice

    • @jackbrown4120
      @jackbrown4120 Год назад +1

      @@TheWaynos73 she's wrong.

    • @juskahusk2247
      @juskahusk2247 9 месяцев назад

      Now they do cheeseburgers. Deep fried cheeseburgers.

  • @heliogabalus227
    @heliogabalus227 16 лет назад +5

    the incisive social commentary on the battery market is easily the most cogent argument on discretionary economics i've heard in recent years... and this show is bloody brilliant!

  • @Boonehams
    @Boonehams 16 лет назад +6

    "I told you before, I don't do that kind of thing." *hangs up phone, remembers direction cue* "Ehhh."
    You know, it's really hard to intentionally act badly, so I'm inclined to say that Richard Ayoade is a bonafide genius.
    And I hope the rumors are true about them making a Darkplace movie.

  • @spunkternal
    @spunkternal 15 лет назад +7

    im scottish and i fucking love this episode.
    the thing about the cheeseburger is spot on too. i was ragin when that happened to me. some chips shops here are stinkin.

    • @gommechops
      @gommechops 9 месяцев назад

      I love the way he says 'forced us to ditch in Glasgow Prestwick' as if its going down in the sea... So funny.

  • @reubenthetadpole
    @reubenthetadpole 16 лет назад +3

    "I told you before--I don't do that kind of thing. *puts phone down* Ehhhhh!"
    Dean Lerner is my hero.

  • @AskBot
    @AskBot 14 лет назад +3

    Love how he told dude his aunt is wrong about scotland when she lives there and he only spent a few hours there. LMAO

  • @RadialSkid
    @RadialSkid 13 лет назад +3

    "I'm going to have to face them."
    "I'm coming with you, Dag."
    "No you're not, Sanch."
    "Fair enough."

  • @gagoozle
    @gagoozle 16 лет назад +2

    "My Aunt lives in Scotland...she says it's quite nice."
    "Well she's wrong"

  • @centerofthemind
    @centerofthemind 14 лет назад +2

    "I'm coming with you, Dag."
    "No you're not, Sanch."
    "Fair enough."

  • @elshiple
    @elshiple 16 лет назад +1

    the battery debate is brilliant

    • @TheWaynos73
      @TheWaynos73 Год назад

      Sanch is correct - those bulk buy batteries in cheap dollar shops are shite and will often go dead in three or four days

  • @yellinginmyear
    @yellinginmyear 17 лет назад +2

    "It looked bad. It looked as though I was going to have to spend the night in Glasgow."
    "Jesus christ."

  • @Hearsticles
    @Hearsticles 13 лет назад +2

    "It looked bad. It looked like I was going to have to spend the night in Glasgow."
    "...Jesus Christ."

  • @val5214
    @val5214 14 лет назад +1

    "my aunt lives in scottland, she says its nice"
    "well she's wrong"

  • @suspirodelmoro1430
    @suspirodelmoro1430 17 лет назад +4

    "If you act like a cheap asshole, expect the shittiest portion."
    They have got to renew this show -- maybe it'll have a renaissance like Family Guy if people fuss enough about it and buy enough DVDs.

  • @Seansaighdeoir
    @Seansaighdeoir 10 месяцев назад

    H/T for mentioning Herne Bay. Matt lived just down the road in Whitstable I believe so big of him :)

  • @thomleyda
    @thomleyda 16 лет назад

    they always have their commercials after the last line, it's genius

  • @cm2dude
    @cm2dude 14 лет назад

    0:35 THANKS, RICK, I WAS HYSTERICAL

  • @clipcalhoon
    @clipcalhoon 14 лет назад

    my fav episode

  • @allthingsmustpass
    @allthingsmustpass 16 лет назад

    i LOVE the noise richard makes at 705!

  • @xEHCxMike
    @xEHCxMike 15 лет назад

    haha iv been on a night out in Glasgow and that description wasnt far off haha

  • @heliogabalus227
    @heliogabalus227 16 лет назад

    Matt Berry's voice does tickly things to my happy place downstairs.

    • @MagnumCarta
      @MagnumCarta 10 месяцев назад

      Hello from 15 years in the future from when you wrote this. Here's to more Matt Berry tickling you with his maGiC voICE and inflection.

  • @Doperwtje81
    @Doperwtje81 16 лет назад

    Bagpipe-facehugger at 5:45. XD

  • @Miss_Darko
    @Miss_Darko 12 лет назад +1

    Technically what Dean says about "Techies" is true, they are far more expendable than, for instant, main cast members in a production. That's why it makes me sad. :c

  • @ZomgJiggles
    @ZomgJiggles 14 лет назад

    "I told you, I don't do that kind of thing... Errhhh" lmao

  • @raymondbruce7175
    @raymondbruce7175 9 месяцев назад

    He's spot on about Glasgow I've lived here all my life ! Help meeeeee

  • @gohelio
    @gohelio 16 лет назад

    hmmm...interesting...keep us all posted if you hear anything more

  • @bluegreenparrot
    @bluegreenparrot 13 лет назад

    Somehow, the bagpipes attacking him remind me of the facehugger from Alien.

  • @Gubbinsss
    @Gubbinsss 16 лет назад

    I was up playing the keyboard till 2 :P LOL sanch ROX

  • @Samn3212
    @Samn3212 15 лет назад

    Me too, its incredible.

  • @neocrimsoncloud
    @neocrimsoncloud 16 лет назад

    "My aunt lives in Scotland. She says it's quite nice."
    ".....Well She's wrong."

  • @saurons00nazgul
    @saurons00nazgul 16 лет назад

    definitely one of the greatest shows to ever grace adult swim's face. this beats just about all of their comedies besides ATHF. and hands down, is better than the anime...cause, well...anime is the suck. i hope this show goes on for a while.
    this is by far, my favorite episode.

  • @laughingboytibb
    @laughingboytibb 16 лет назад

    "lol keep your headbands on. That way we dont get lost."

  • @MrJohndoakes
    @MrJohndoakes 14 лет назад

    He's pulling a shatner in that line.

  • @gohelio
    @gohelio 16 лет назад

    rumors about a movie? please share - i haven't heard anything - and yes, richard ayoade is a genius - love him in everything he does :)

  • @SlimDopamine
    @SlimDopamine 13 лет назад

    I always go into a defensive karate stance when someone's having a vision around me

  • @SmackYoDumbAssss
    @SmackYoDumbAssss 16 лет назад

    "It's the same hammer in the tool belt. You can barelly tell the differnce."

  • @yaakhee
    @yaakhee 16 лет назад

    best comment ive ever seen on youtube.

  • @fcc44789
    @fcc44789 13 лет назад +1

    liz and sanch are obsessed with buying quality batteries.

  • @gommechops
    @gommechops 9 месяцев назад

    I love the irony about the tech guys, in another life Dean might have flipping been one....

  • @Doperwtje81
    @Doperwtje81 16 лет назад

    'My aunt lives in Scotland; she says it's quite nice!'

  • @nessadv123
    @nessadv123 13 лет назад

    Why oh why must I live in Australia! This show, the Mighty Boosh, IT Crowd, Little Britain,Catherine Tate Show and Absolutely Fabulous.....that's it, I'm buying a plane ticket and moving to Britain.

  • @CrazyEnglishman
    @CrazyEnglishman 12 лет назад

    @zambothegreat "Thanks Rick I was hysterical"

  • @FaxanaduJohn
    @FaxanaduJohn 14 лет назад

    "Move your arse, Liz!"

  • @Boonehams
    @Boonehams 16 лет назад

    As of now, that's all they are -- rumors. Nothing concrete that I know of.

  • @allthingsmustpass
    @allthingsmustpass 16 лет назад

    oh, god yes.

  • @Oscar301
    @Oscar301 15 лет назад

    "...it looked like i was gonna have to spend the night in glasgow."
    "jesus christ!"

  • @Debanie
    @Debanie 16 лет назад

    "Keep your headbands on that way we won't get lose and use your fans sparingly,they eat through batteries and if your not careful they'll nick ur fingers"

  • @DannyBoyMadFerIt
    @DannyBoyMadFerIt 12 лет назад

    RICK!!!! rick! haahahahahahahahahha

  • @CriticalMassCongregation
    @CriticalMassCongregation 15 лет назад

    Wait, whats with the wig? did the mist corrupt him and turn him redhead?

  • @phantomdoodler
    @phantomdoodler 15 лет назад

    i hope steven king sees these

  • @darthkahn45
    @darthkahn45 17 лет назад

    00:34 POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER

  • @thomleyda
    @thomleyda 16 лет назад

    now - i don't like to see anyone die. but if someone has to die, it might as well be a techie
    muahahah

  • @evfich
    @evfich 16 лет назад

    is it me or at 7:15 or so is matt berry about to laugh?

  • @figginsforwiggum
    @figginsforwiggum 16 лет назад

    Indeed it is Paul King.

  • @Crittenberger
    @Crittenberger 16 лет назад

    I hope not; I totally recognised him too. Did you see him in 'Man to Man with Dean Learner' as well? XD

  • @omgu8mynewt
    @omgu8mynewt 15 лет назад

    And that person, me thought, was moi. XD

  • @Cyromantik
    @Cyromantik 12 лет назад

    If someone has to die, it might as well be a techie... it's the same belt, the same hammer in the belt...
    XDDDD

  • @evfich
    @evfich 14 лет назад

    youre...both..right it is...re..treating

  • @quaz18
    @quaz18 15 лет назад

    "Fair enough"

  • @Raskolnikov32
    @Raskolnikov32 15 лет назад

    .If i wanna start a sentence with a full stop i will.

  • @TheWaynos73
    @TheWaynos73 Год назад

    Glasgow is horrifying

  • @ophqui
    @ophqui 16 лет назад

    "a 16 year old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer"

  • @purplesodapop
    @purplesodapop 13 лет назад

    "RICK!"
    "...rick."

  • @cadavermanhim
    @cadavermanhim 16 лет назад

    my auntie lives in glasgow, she said its quite nice
    well shes wrong!

  • @batwithhat
    @batwithhat 16 лет назад

    0:22 XD

  • @evfich
    @evfich 14 лет назад

    i fuckin love that line.

  • @bribabytt
    @bribabytt 16 лет назад

    So...I wonder what the Scotch mist zombies are wearing under their kilts?

  • @ccampbell800
    @ccampbell800 15 лет назад

    "Man to scotch man"

  • @fcc44789
    @fcc44789 14 лет назад

    "slow it down 26%, shhh shhhh, listen"
    reed hits the 26% slow down button.

  • @livee89
    @livee89 16 лет назад

    I don't like to seen anyone die, but if someone has to die it might as well be a techie...! lol

  • @evfich
    @evfich 16 лет назад

    dag its liz shes having a vision. (judo chop)

  • @visciouslemons
    @visciouslemons 17 лет назад

    that person me thought, was moi

  • @pob08
    @pob08 16 лет назад +2

    i know "mon" means "man," but i don't think "och" means anything.

  • @DannyBoyMadFerIt
    @DannyBoyMadFerIt 12 лет назад

    fair enough! 8:17 ahahahah

  • @Grainnetaggart96
    @Grainnetaggart96 2 месяца назад

    I don't think I'd kiss another man

  • @lnfreeman
    @lnfreeman 13 лет назад

    PAUL KING!

  • @Johnnytamburine
    @Johnnytamburine 16 лет назад

    Point being...I wrote this to heal Britain.

  • @RWSThe101
    @RWSThe101 13 лет назад

    Jesus christ ahahahahaha

  • @gunsmithbasic
    @gunsmithbasic 14 лет назад

    Frightening. Good thing they had their headbands

  • @OvaltinePatrol
    @OvaltinePatrol 12 лет назад

    Dag, Liz, and Sanch were all right; the mist was retreating.

  • @MrTomDHG
    @MrTomDHG 15 лет назад

    Dagless where's yer troosers?

  • @willfreedo
    @willfreedo 15 лет назад

    7:00
    He's really good at playing a really bad actor

  • @floozysuzie20
    @floozysuzie20 17 лет назад

    Is the 'techy' on the right that died paul king, the director of the mighty boosh? It looks like him, but a bit chubbier and older?

  • @spunkternal
    @spunkternal 15 лет назад

    yeah. big slab o meat with cheese inside it deepfried and handed to me in a tissue.

  • @leggyblond
    @leggyblond 16 лет назад

    Move your arse Liz!!!

  • @howaceisjoe
    @howaceisjoe 16 лет назад

    keep your headband on, it'll stop you from getting lost

  • @ReiverGames
    @ReiverGames 16 лет назад +1

    "you got damed misty jocks"
    "i'd seen them huddling in stations before being loud"
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! How do you write that!! LEGEND!!!!!

  • @garpersxxx
    @garpersxxx 14 лет назад

    sixteen year old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer......

  • @johnm7491
    @johnm7491 15 лет назад

    "Och... Kill... Dagless... Mon" lol that was fucking hilarious!

  • @MarsaliTheFeckless
    @MarsaliTheFeckless 16 лет назад

    Is it sad that I recognize Paul King (director of The Mighty Boosh) as one of the techies and one of the Scotch guys?

  • @morfius93638
    @morfius93638 13 лет назад

    @wykedcool16 hahahahah yer dead

  • @Simon0
    @Simon0 15 лет назад

    i dont think och means anything!

  • @evfich
    @evfich 14 лет назад

    i dont think 'och' means anything

  • @albynoman
    @albynoman 17 лет назад

    I looove it whenever Rick punches Liz, she annoys the hell outta me.
    Cheers for uploading these mondo ;)