That depends - If you're near Baltimore, people can find the gas pedal, just not the turn signal. Closer to DC, however, people start driving much slower, also not finding the turn signal though
@@cliffritch7304 You know what, that is a point I didn't consider. But we all know that DC isn't really a part of Maryland, it's like it's own thing. Everywhere else I've been has people going quickly and turning/changing lanes with reckless abandon.
As someone from Maryland, I thought we would be the hardest to find conflict but then.....I honestly wanted to jump in and defend my ability to find the gas peddle 🤣
Over on the shore I see people brake for yellow lights, it’s like the whole population is afraid they’ll accidentally go someplace. But I’ll be damned if I take that criticism from someone from Delaware. Sussex County folk are even slower, and Bew Castle county is just Philly in drag.
@@robinsonkaspar3395 IDK if you ever find yourself out near the city, but it's pretty much diet northeast out here. Everyone and their mother wants to go 80 or 90 everywhere they go, and the slowpokes invariably hog the left lanes and screw everything up to the point of total chaos. P.S. If one of those morons I see riding side by side and pissing off 3 lanes of traffic behind them finds this comment, I just want you to know we'll meet again in hell and you ain't gonna like gettin' to know me.
Should have added something about pedestrians...I used to say (as an ER nurse in Maryland) I was going to add a Front bumper sticker that said "your stupidity is my job security"...because I have never seen so many people who will just walk out, not in a crosswalk, in the middle of moving traffic. But all of this was spot on. The only bad thing about your videos is that they are never long enough!!! One of these days you just need to put together a fifty state debate that lasts as long as a real debate...I would pay for that. Your patreon supporters would too I'd wager (hint hint).
I LOVED this. I died laughing. As someone who lives in MD I knew what the 3 things were before you said it. And asking for old Bay is really how you get any Marylander
As a Marylander, I feel proud to have found a video accurate to the average Marylander. We all got a can of old bay or a bottle of old bay hot sauce. Also Utz chips. Can’t get enough of them
The best moment on a Maryland highway I've had was, nearly a mile after the "Welcome to Maryland" sign, I saw a guy peeing into a bucket on the side of the road. Signed, a Virginian.
Old Bay and the best Renaissance Fair in the country! So impressed by the accent too! Totally just got back from a friend’s house who fed me Old Bay ice cream while wearing a MD flag t-shirt! 😂
This is one of my favorite skits/series/channel I watch right now. The attention to detail is amazing. Your ability to embody all of those different characters, unbelievably impressive. The characters themselves, hilarious. (I have come to find out during this time, that I feed of wholesome chaos. Florida fills that craving perfectly.) On top of all that it's educational! I've (sadly) learn more about state laws and events as well as current news than anywhere else. (Also it's fun to watch everyone be pissed at DC)
The tone of voice on 'Oh no not the DMV' is perfect. It's that perfect state of knowing a car crash is about to happen but being helpless to stop it and having to watch it happen. Kudos.
As someone who lives in Maryland, I can confirm that this is true. My grandparents got into an accident twice because nobody turns their turn signals on.
As I’ve been a Marylander all my life, I can say that I have no idea wtf was up with that guy 😂. However, I love his MD merch and our crabs are just 🤌🏽!
ROFLMAO. Having lived in Maryland for 10 years: Nailed it. Of course I thought that Chesapeake Blue Crab was the bomb... until I came to Alaska that is. Now I laugh at Maryland while enjoying Kings and Snows. ;D
Thank you for posting this today, Mr. Brainard! I have been so stoked about your show tonight, this felt like a warm up! 😆 Ps, LOVED how you reacted to the Villages comment! Priceless!!
I have waited FIVE MONTHS for this moment. Thank you well worth the wait. That being said wrong DMV here is Baltimore and DC Maryland and Virginia. But still funny I loved the three things literally listed them in the exact same order.
that is ONLY a Baltimore thing. same with the "Downey Ocean" thing. Those of us from the eastern shore hate that. but we WILL take that $$$ when Y'all come down here. Downey Ocean? Uppey Yours, Baltimoron.
OMG SO ACCURATE. The accents a little too southern, but the slang is on point. Also try adding in jhi (which means very basically), and bet as a positive affirmative. As a Marylander though I also have a list of things that can *get a Marylander mad* that I will now share. say: 1) Old Bay is nasty. 2) Your state flag sucks. 3) "Mary" "land" and you're guaranteed to get a response. If you wish to start a *long debate* between Marylander simply ask *"Is Maryland in the North or the South"* and you are surely to get some responses. If you wish to add points to strengthen the debate say: SOUTH: - Maryland is below the 36th parallel - Maryland had slaves - Maryland's flag at one point did have the confederate flag in it. NEUTRAL: - (Western Maryland is still very conservative with many southern tendencies, while eastern Maryland is very liberal with lots of northern tendencies - Marylander's tend to have more southern hospitality then the north, and less then the south - You have a republican governor although he is a moderate, you usually vote blue in the presidentials, and Republican/Democrat is not a 100% correlation to north south. NORTH: - Maryland chose to give up their slaves and became the free state - Maryland was never part of the Confederacy - DC came from Maryland's land, they share a lot of culture, Maryland is NORTH of DC, but most people don't consider DC south if you would like to end the argument I've found about 80% of Marylander can agree that Maryland is the midalantic, or that eastern Maryland is north and Western Maryland is south.
Its actually not that southern if you're from the southern part of the state (St Mary's and such). I grew up knowing people who sounded like they stepped out of King of the Hill.
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Well, as a marylander I can say for sure that we CAN find the gas pedal... just not the turn signal...
that is so true 😂😂
Turn signal? What's that? 😂
Can confirm as my step dad is from Maryland
That depends - If you're near Baltimore, people can find the gas pedal, just not the turn signal. Closer to DC, however, people start driving much slower, also not finding the turn signal though
@@cliffritch7304 You know what, that is a point I didn't consider. But we all know that DC isn't really a part of Maryland, it's like it's own thing. Everywhere else I've been has people going quickly and turning/changing lanes with reckless abandon.
The book of conflict just feels like something natural to florida
Captain kiwi it’s the Bible for the States.
All Floridians get one after middle school
Ya we gotta have more of the book of conflict lmao
Dijon Wilson I thought we got it after kindergarten?
Captain kiwi as a Floridian I can confirm we do have a book of conflict
As someone from Maryland, I thought we would be the hardest to find conflict but then.....I honestly wanted to jump in and defend my ability to find the gas peddle 🤣
@xMusic or the red light
Over on the shore I see people brake for yellow lights, it’s like the whole population is afraid they’ll accidentally go someplace. But I’ll be damned if I take that criticism from someone from Delaware. Sussex County folk are even slower, and Bew Castle county is just Philly in drag.
@@mattmumford430 Or the right lane
@@robinsonkaspar3395 IDK if you ever find yourself out near the city, but it's pretty much diet northeast out here. Everyone and their mother wants to go 80 or 90 everywhere they go, and the slowpokes invariably hog the left lanes and screw everything up to the point of total chaos.
P.S. If one of those morons I see riding side by side and pissing off 3 lanes of traffic behind them finds this comment, I just want you to know we'll meet again in hell and you ain't gonna like gettin' to know me.
I think I’m speaking for everyone when I say we want more of the conflict book.
Lol! For sure!!!!
Yes. Yes we do.
Yyyaaaaassssss
Yessssssssssssssssssssssss
Here here.
I died when florida said "sorry that was the villages talking" lmaooo
@1% Evan Ł yeah like retirement community for seniors. its like their own little town within the city. went there once visiting family.
The villages is just like a giant lemon party among the whole town hahah its so gross but hey at least they're having fun in their old age lmfao
I had a good laugh at this, but that was a VERY florida joke.
Who else is waiting patiently for the next reality TV show with all the states♡♡♡
Ye
@@Ben_Brainard your the best
Yes!!!
Ben Brainard I think you have done Missouri, and if not please do!
❤😏😏❤
As a life long Marylander I love this only correction is it’s DMV when it DC, MD and VA. It’s Delmarva when it’s DE, MD and VA
From Virginia Beach and can confirm this lol
I was just about to say the same thing the D in DMV is definitely DC
Should have added something about pedestrians...I used to say (as an ER nurse in Maryland) I was going to add a Front bumper sticker that said "your stupidity is my job security"...because I have never seen so many people who will just walk out, not in a crosswalk, in the middle of moving traffic. But all of this was spot on. The only bad thing about your videos is that they are never long enough!!! One of these days you just need to put together a fifty state debate that lasts as long as a real debate...I would pay for that. Your patreon supporters would too I'd wager (hint hint).
In Delaware we just say Delmarva.
Yep, not Delaware unless we say Delmarva.
“We’ll be aight.”
If this mentality isn’t the most accurate thing about this sketch I don’t know what is
-someone from Maryland
As someone who has lived in FL, DC and Maryland, this is spot on. All that was missing was throwing some shade of the Washington sports teams.
He messed up the DMV though
Yep. Next time, Maryland has to wear some Ravens or Orioles gear and just start talking shit about Washington teams.😂😂😂😂😂😂
True
I was genuinely sad there was no mention of Cal Ripkin Jr.
Well he’s abrasive like a north east state
Of course we do. We are problematic af.
We can be problematic now since we have no old bay in stores lol I'm shocked that wasnt mention guys
As a Mainer I'm proud to be known as abrasive
@@SamiSmolboi
Damn right we are! 😂😂😂😂
@@deadlygamer6662 dont worry, everyone has a stockpile of the stuff
As a Marylander, I find this extremely correct, and also very hilarious
Lol same
and you all cant drive
I feel like he messed up a little. Because most people from Maryland know that it's Baltimore and the rest is just apart of it. 😂😂😂😂
@@B-enjoyer
Sounds like something a crap driver from the Virginia's could say.
same
"I'm pulling out the book of conflict" 😂😂😂 Florida why
CHAOS is why
Florida why not?
It's his duty🤣🤣
because it’s florida.
Florida is basically Loki.
As a Marylander, I LOVE what you did. Old Bay, Crabs, Natty, and the beach; priceless!!! WE BE AIGHT!
As a Marylander, this is the most MD representation I have ever seen 😂
I feel like DC should be more familiar with Maryland's antics than Florida, since DC used to *be* Maryland.
No that is just why the rent is due
Yeah, he should at LEAST know about how Maryland and Virginia used to squabble over the river and the bay... and tbh still probably do.
@@fairycat23 as a marylander dc know nothing about maryland lmao, you go into maryland and its like a new culture😌
Since when did the federal government know anything about anything outside of themselves...
They should bring it up if they do one where the state DC, this Dc is just the gov rep, if they do a DC joining the table.
Seriously get him a TV show!!!♡
PLEASE!!! Wait until you have enough scripts for 8 weeks, then go for it!!!
“I also have a state dinosaur 🦖 🦕 but it’s, alive” I bet is has rights too! 🤣🤣🤣
I thought he was referring to all the birds in Florida
I believe he’s referring to the alligator.
@@Wolfrunner326 I thought he was referring to the retiree population. 🤣
@@katrinataylor827 I thought he was referring to the retiree population. 🤣
Retirees… giant reptiles… is there a difference?
I got so happy that you actually pronounced Maryland correctly!!!
I love that Florida has a book of conflict!
DeathGodRiku it’s beautiful and hilarious
Florida is conflict
ceri phillips Florida is forever conflict!!
Captain_swan_forever_101 Florida is the definition of conflict especially gen z Floridians
The only book he will ever read
I dated a girl from Maryland once, and this entire video is accurate.
I lived in Maryland for nine years I have been waiting for this!!!
Right? *high five*
*high five*
And if it wasn’t for Maryland giving up our land there wasn’t be a DC
Well if it wasnt for maryland and virginia there be no dc
Yeah but Virginia stole their land back
This must be in the book of conflict somewhere
I wonder what maryland has for conflict since we are just plain neutral sometimes
Hence why the rent was due.
“You like what you see?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Sorry that was the villages talking” OMG IM DEAD lolololol
@Evanthecarspotter yup. Apparently they have the highest when it comes to STDs... Make that as you will
I low key MISSSSSSS Maryland. Florida -> Maryland -> Oregon
The ending: sudden flash backs of hourly collisions on the beltway going into DC for work.
I read "hourly collusions".
@@jessodum3103 also accurate.
I lost it at the Villages joke, omg
Kaytlin Lafleur OMG, me too!
that laugh was hard to explain to my students in the middle of their quiz
I have made way too many villages jokes this year, so I laughed hard at that.
Seriously love how Maryland was represented!! I saw no lie.. lol
Wouldn’t be a good episode without Florida causing some sort of chaos.
There wouldn't be a show Florida
Be careful. It's becoming satirically self aware!
I LOVED this. I died laughing. As someone who lives in MD I knew what the 3 things were before you said it. And asking for old Bay is really how you get any Marylander
This is the perfect Maryland representation!!!! Especially the way you say “Maryland”
As a Marylander, I feel proud to have found a video accurate to the average Marylander. We all got a can of old bay or a bottle of old bay hot sauce. Also Utz chips. Can’t get enough of them
@@HighOctane01 oh yeah. I’m my household a box of Berger cookies don’t last a minute. They are scrumptious
What I like the most is when Florida is saying "and then there are Florida men" and slowly starts to smile.
Gov's horrified reaction to that is what did it for me
The best moment on a Maryland highway I've had was, nearly a mile after the "Welcome to Maryland" sign, I saw a guy peeing into a bucket on the side of the road.
Signed, a Virginian.
As much as I loved seeing other people give it a chance, I definitely missed you!
I wish these could be longer. Love watching them
I haven’t lived in Delaware for 20 years but anytime I go back my driving changes like a survival instinct.
Old Bay and the best Renaissance Fair in the country! So impressed by the accent too! Totally just got back from a friend’s house who fed me Old Bay ice cream while wearing a MD flag t-shirt! 😂
The smile on my face when the notification came across my phone saying new video.
As a born and raised Maryland resident this is accurate AF 😹 love it
This is one of my favorite skits/series/channel I watch right now. The attention to detail is amazing. Your ability to embody all of those different characters, unbelievably impressive. The characters themselves, hilarious. (I have come to find out during this time, that I feed of wholesome chaos. Florida fills that craving perfectly.) On top of all that it's educational! I've (sadly) learn more about state laws and events as well as current news than anywhere else. (Also it's fun to watch everyone be pissed at DC)
As someone who grew up in Florida & currently lives in Maryland, this is all accurate.
As I have several generations of Maryland running through my blood, I was so excited to finally see this! :)
As someone who went to Maryland, having a can of Old Bay near by may attract a few people...
The tone of voice on 'Oh no not the DMV' is perfect. It's that perfect state of knowing a car crash is about to happen but being helpless to stop it and having to watch it happen.
Kudos.
Im from Maryland and this is the funniest thing ive seen all week! 😂 😂
0:56 “you like what you see” while holding up his leg had me cry laughing no joke 💀
Saw a joust in Maryland 35 yrs ago. Real horses, balsa wood and duct tape. Impressive!
The accuracy of Maryland gets me every time 😂😂
As a native Marylander, this is 100% accurate
I love this one so much I’ve watched it like 5 times. My husband is from Maryland and he’s blown away by how accurate this is.
Connecticut seems to be the calm one stuck between abrasive New York and Massachusetts.
We too busy dealing with high taxes to deal with people
Lmao 🤣🤣😂 I needed this , it made my day.
D.C terrified expression
As a Floridian native who grew up in both Maryland and Florida you captured both states perfectly
Such a happy day with Ben! You need to get on TV! REALLY 🤗😃
Please!!!!
As a Virginian who lives in DC i can confirm MD does not know how to drive. They don't know what the turn signals is.
colin richards, EXACTLY! I live in VA too, and there’s been many Maryland drivers that.. uh.
Sound a lot like Florida drivers tbh
As someone who lives in Maryland, I can confirm that this is true. My grandparents got into an accident twice because nobody turns their turn signals on.
Uhnnnn as a North Carolinan I can confirm Virginians can’t drive either 😂. They don’t know that the passing lane is for passing 😂
W.T. Was just coming here to say that. 9 years in North Carolina and... Virginia is “the state for lovers” and bad drivers
I think this is my favorite sketch of yours! Its literally perfect! Now I want to go to Maryland lmao
As I’ve been a Marylander all my life, I can say that I have no idea wtf was up with that guy 😂. However, I love his MD merch and our crabs are just 🤌🏽!
Maryland is one of those states where if I'm going there, I go there with an empty stomach. Those crabs are delicious!
I know how to say Alcohol and Beach in every language. Wooooooooooooowwwww.
Thank you for making me laugh and smile before my last nursing exam of the quarter!!!
Oh I just LOVED this!!! Florida breaks out the Book of Conflicts! Soo good!!!
Love you man!
As someone from Maryland I throughly appreciate the proper accent and terminology used in this video.
I was born and lived most of my life in MD and now am in FL. This whole video was hilariously conflicting and accurate.
ROFLMAO. Having lived in Maryland for 10 years: Nailed it. Of course I thought that Chesapeake Blue Crab was the bomb... until I came to Alaska that is. Now I laugh at Maryland while enjoying Kings and Snows. ;D
DOES ALASKA HAVE OLD BAY DOE
@@KingsDominionNetwork No, but we don't need it as our crabs taste better than yours do. We don't need seasoning to cover it up. 😜
@@dieseljester3466 That's some bland ass crab.
Thank you for posting this today, Mr. Brainard! I have been so stoked about your show tonight, this felt like a warm up! 😆 Ps, LOVED how you reacted to the Villages comment! Priceless!!
I have waited FIVE MONTHS for this moment. Thank you well worth the wait. That being said wrong DMV here is Baltimore and DC Maryland and Virginia. But still funny I loved the three things literally listed them in the exact same order.
Same. I even sent him one of the md shirts in like March 2020.
Brilliant!!!! 👏👏👏👏
That one dislike is from DC because Florida.
No need to explain
I need a PA war with itself as Pennsyltuckey personified
I just wanna see him pull out a Pittsburgh accent.
I'm from Maryland and honestly that was amazing. Spot. On.
You could also add purple Fridays during football season when the entire state where is purple.
This is hilarious! I love the book of conflict!
We need more. These don't need the book of conflict...Tx/Ok, Oh/Mi, Ks/Ne, NY/Ma
THAT 4TH WALL BREAK OMG
Another great one
I absolutely love this sketch series! You are a very talented comic
I love him calling everyone hun. It’s literally the most adorable thing ever
that is ONLY a Baltimore thing. same with the "Downey Ocean" thing. Those of us from the eastern shore hate that. but we WILL take that $$$ when Y'all come down here. Downey Ocean? Uppey Yours, Baltimoron.
Bryan Fykes I understand all of those words individually
Ahahaha I’m sending this to my friend from Maryland
I have been waiting for this episode it was better then I could have expected
Maryland saying "you like what you see?" To dc with his leg showing is all I need in life
I just sat here watching it and laugh crying
It's The Villages reference for me. 💀💀💀
As a lifelong Marylander who lives in Baltimore, very well done.
As a Marylander, i deeply appreciate how extra Maryland is
The only thing they missed are VA and MD fist fighting each other
He has more Maryland pride stuff than I do
So spot on!!
It’s always the lacrosse boys with the Maryland themed socks, crocs, UMD sweatshirt, bucket hats 😭😭
The Book of Conflict!!!
Holding in the sass towards maryland driving as a Virginia person
Holding in the sass towards Virginia driving as a north carolinian
@@captainkiwi77 we all think right north of us are horrible drivers.
66/495 is a nightmare, especially since they picked up construction.
(Jax, FL here) I showed this to my mother last weekend and The Villages reference had her bowling with laughter. Thanks!
The second Maryland showed up I broke, I'm fucking rolling this is so accurate help
OMG SO ACCURATE. The accents a little too southern, but the slang is on point. Also try adding in jhi (which means very basically), and bet as a positive affirmative.
As a Marylander though I also have a list of things that can *get a Marylander mad* that I will now share.
say:
1) Old Bay is nasty.
2) Your state flag sucks.
3) "Mary" "land"
and you're guaranteed to get a response.
If you wish to start a *long debate* between Marylander simply ask *"Is Maryland in the North or the South"* and you are surely to get some responses. If you wish to add points to strengthen the debate say:
SOUTH:
- Maryland is below the 36th parallel
- Maryland had slaves
- Maryland's flag at one point did have the confederate flag in it.
NEUTRAL:
- (Western Maryland is still very conservative with many southern tendencies, while eastern Maryland is very liberal with lots of northern tendencies
- Marylander's tend to have more southern hospitality then the north, and less then the south
- You have a republican governor although he is a moderate, you usually vote blue in the presidentials, and Republican/Democrat is not a 100% correlation to north south.
NORTH:
- Maryland chose to give up their slaves and became the free state
- Maryland was never part of the Confederacy
- DC came from Maryland's land, they share a lot of culture, Maryland is NORTH of DC, but most people don't consider DC south
if you would like to end the argument I've found about 80% of Marylander can agree that Maryland is the midalantic, or that eastern Maryland is north and Western Maryland is south.
Very true. Also we are the very very prideful of literally anything. You can make fun of the flag and get into a long ass debate with some ppl.
Its actually not that southern if you're from the southern part of the state (St Mary's and such). I grew up knowing people who sounded like they stepped out of King of the Hill.
@@bloodiedporcelain6320 I'm from southern MD, but around DC
@@bloodiedporcelain6320 St. Mary’s is Southern and rural, might as well be part of the South
@@danpapp7524 yes when I said "its not that southern", it was about the accent, not the county.
I want some more Maryland content 😀
I love how DC says "oh no not the dmv..." like that's actually happened before
Cracked out laughing when Florida pulled out the book of conflict
I love this so much lol
I miss Illinois
So do I.😭 Can we get more Illinois please?
Also...
Go Cubs Go
Go Cubs Go
Hey Chicago what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
I laughed hard on this one. Sending love from Delaware
Born in Florida, raised in Maryland. I LOVE this