What's Your Biggest "I Have To Get The Hell Out Of Here ASAP" Life Moment? (r/AskReddit)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024

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  • @mildredchester
    @mildredchester 4 года назад +4876

    That 10 year old has more sensitivity than his cheating mom. Kid knows the score

    • @oscaka0073
      @oscaka0073 4 года назад +190

      Probably lives with his dad and took after him . It amazes me how can someone be so insensitive like the mother . Curious .

    • @PrincessAshley972
      @PrincessAshley972 4 года назад +188

      Oscaka 007 no, sounds like the mom has custody. But the kid is smarter and more perceptive than her

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 4 года назад +103

      @@PrincessAshley972
      The mother probably knew exactly what she was doing. Women can be downright vindictive sometimes.

    • @combinecommando001
      @combinecommando001 4 года назад +175

      @@kyriss12 Oh no, she absolutely knew and definitely knew how much torture it was to her ex. Thankfully, kids are smart and observant, he made it clear that he prefers his dad over his mom and finally gave him an escape from that torment so he can finally be at peace, whether he did it knowingly or just unwittingly, hard to tell but either way, it works out for everyone, except the vindictive bitch.

    • @kush7138
      @kush7138 4 года назад +22

      @@combinecommando001 it just reminded me of that saying:
      "Don't give a woman who's emotional a gun."
      And its too true because women are not good at controlling their emotions. They ACT on their emotions.
      So imagine giving a woman a fucking gun out of all things? Especially when mad or sad?
      Hell naw.

  • @shawnl9545
    @shawnl9545 4 года назад +7800

    Buying a gun on Craigslist doesnt sound smart lol

    • @wargriffin5
      @wargriffin5 4 года назад +639

      Meeting INSIDE of a public restaurant to do the transaction sounds even dumber, Lol.

    • @s4fedriver
      @s4fedriver 4 года назад +326

      wargriffin5 i dunno, meeting in a back alley alone sounds a lot more risky.

    • @proto333
      @proto333 4 года назад +192

      especially at 3 AM

    • @dashhh16
      @dashhh16 4 года назад +51

      That one cracked me up 😂

    • @dotValkyrie
      @dotValkyrie 4 года назад +29

      'Murica

  • @dora9487
    @dora9487 4 года назад +6433

    Murderer: I'm going to kill you
    Me: No thanks *walks away*
    Murderer: O.O

    • @Oddvan
      @Oddvan 4 года назад +37

      Ash Ketchup lol

    • @tonerc.8191
      @tonerc.8191 4 года назад +198

      It’s like Swiper No Swiping he can’t do it if you says no

    • @goodramoment
      @goodramoment 4 года назад +137

      Of course, they need consent.

    • @mollyfromacnh9973
      @mollyfromacnh9973 4 года назад +13

      Toner C. I was gonna make a reference like that lol-

    • @mikailamihajlovic6737
      @mikailamihajlovic6737 4 года назад +38

      Isidora murderer: well what am I gonna do now, that was my whole night’s plans

  • @TheArcher143
    @TheArcher143 4 года назад +3913

    Wait, so the whole meme about “If some is about to kill you, just say no. They can’t legally kill you without your consent.” Actually works? wtf?

    • @justiceiria869
      @justiceiria869 4 года назад +268

      Your profile pic is very appropiate.

    • @justiceiria869
      @justiceiria869 4 года назад +145

      Your profile pic is very appropiate for your question.

    • @ninjaqwest2733
      @ninjaqwest2733 4 года назад +51

      @@jellyfishi_ if this is true then he's lucky enough to save himself. If the guy with a weapon is desperate, this most likely won't work. No desperate person like to not to be taken seriously and could end up badly for the victim

    • @foxzu3543
      @foxzu3543 4 года назад +10

      Memes never lie.

    • @takoyakiman99
      @takoyakiman99 4 года назад +6

      Justice Iria why did you say the exact same thing twice

  • @justsomepepperwithinternet2788
    @justsomepepperwithinternet2788 4 года назад +9511

    This person finna die and their only response was
    "NO THANKS"

  • @princesstarah2
    @princesstarah2 4 года назад +5927

    "Mother is a sacred thing. You should go." Kiddo you got a kidnapper with morals tf

    • @unendingvoid
      @unendingvoid 4 года назад +222

      Some of these sound fake. Especially the first one. The only way the first one could be real is if it was a prank.

    • @MilkyNep
      @MilkyNep 4 года назад +509

      That's just abducting 101
      If someone is expecting your victim it will be way harder to cover stuff up, so why bother?

    • @Bennieboy918
      @Bennieboy918 4 года назад +136

      Gamerdept how do you know tha...

    • @asinine8143
      @asinine8143 4 года назад +51

      @@MilkyNep ._.

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 4 года назад +158

      @@Bennieboy918 1. Simple logic
      2. Maybe he works as a cop/private investigator or lawyer

  • @amberriche30
    @amberriche30 4 года назад +5212

    Okay, everything is fine now. He's only here to kill Jeremy, phew what a relief haha.

    • @vio-lence7267
      @vio-lence7267 4 года назад +394

      Ah dude i got so scared for a second there, wooh, but its only Jeremy he’s here to kill so, no problem.

    • @titavaughns7698
      @titavaughns7698 4 года назад +28

      🤣🤣

    • @KingNicotine
      @KingNicotine 4 года назад +133

      Maybe they were doing things in the old Samurai style..."It's fine, dude. It's just Vendetta...you go nothin' to worry about."

    • @fbi855
      @fbi855 4 года назад +27

      Lol

    • @user-sl1lx9sw1x
      @user-sl1lx9sw1x 4 года назад +26

      Nvm its only him

  • @ri_d7168
    @ri_d7168 4 года назад +1084

    4:15
    Imagine if he decided not to wait and just went ahead and stabbed him.

    • @sakhaabdulsattar8617
      @sakhaabdulsattar8617 4 года назад +73

      Oh God no

    • @mayamendez9250
      @mayamendez9250 4 года назад +63

      That would not end well

    • @DtheEvil
      @DtheEvil 4 года назад +152

      I think he'd have a good defense in court that he believed he was acting in self defense or defense of others, but the diner would be a bloodfest

    • @ri_d7168
      @ri_d7168 4 года назад +8

      D the Evil
      Very true, very true

    • @stephanien.obrien20yearsag11
      @stephanien.obrien20yearsag11 4 года назад +26

      Also, THE OTHER GUY HAD A GUN

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 года назад +3390

    Wizard? Nah. Sounds like the police found where Santa's summer home was, and they were getting their presents one way or another.

    • @Mark_nobody3
      @Mark_nobody3 4 года назад +104

      The legendary returns in to comment in another video

    • @charlottewalnut3118
      @charlottewalnut3118 4 года назад +49

      Just Some Guy with a Mustache all the cops were found stuffed with coal roasting on spits

    • @mantis_toboggan_md
      @mantis_toboggan_md 4 года назад +25

      The central park rangers. He put them on the naughty list and they never forgave him.

    • @STEPHxCA
      @STEPHxCA 4 года назад +13

      Ah, we meet again. Happy new year fellow youtube commenter.

    • @thedissidentleftist6997
      @thedissidentleftist6997 4 года назад +4

      @You'reAn馬鹿 first time this guy comment on this channel lol.

  • @Izzyyy223
    @Izzyyy223 4 года назад +841

    “Ok, he is here to kill Jeremy” I died idk why that’s kinda funny

  • @emmanuelhuerta607
    @emmanuelhuerta607 4 года назад +512

    "My friend called me judgy and went back in to try it. He is now a crackhead." Lmao 🤣💀

  • @marisleong8725
    @marisleong8725 4 года назад +309

    "no thanks."
    **crime rate shockingly drops to 0**

    • @user-to2wy1bm5b
      @user-to2wy1bm5b 3 года назад +5

      Understandable, have a nice Day

    • @hollyhayes9640
      @hollyhayes9640 2 года назад

      Crime has now been solved. That person is a Hero©.

  • @nwmancuso
    @nwmancuso 4 года назад +573

    2:10 As a gun enthusiast, for this reason, I always transport guns in cases, locked, and out of sight as much as possible. Even though I’m following the law and am well within my rights, I don’t want to make anyone scared like this.

    • @thewanderingwriter4448
      @thewanderingwriter4448 4 года назад +102

      Right?! I honestly would have thought the same as that lady. Imagine the horror later realizing that you could have possibly killed someone who never intended to do what you suspected and then having to live with that guilt and if not, spend the rest of your life in prison over a misunderstanding? It would have been a terrible situation. That guy should be more aware of himself and of others, especially the way he hid the gun behind the counter. Its ridiculous how he could have not realize how it must have looked to others?
      (Although I admit I am an airheaded and occasionally lack of self-awareness, but that's not excusable in cases like this.)

    • @titavaughns7698
      @titavaughns7698 4 года назад +12

      Thank you

    • @centurion0-199
      @centurion0-199 4 года назад +1

      nwmancuso
      weirdo I keep a 50. Cal attached to the side of my truck

    • @maks820
      @maks820 4 года назад +21

      @@centurion0-199 you are part of the problem, dude

    • @centurion0-199
      @centurion0-199 4 года назад +9

      Maks
      Well you aren’t part of the solution

  • @evill01
    @evill01 4 года назад +1215

    I had a moment like this when I was born

  • @spookiesteranimations2478
    @spookiesteranimations2478 4 года назад +497

    Ah yes.
    I too needed to get the duck out of there.
    The duck was in danger

  • @404errxr5
    @404errxr5 4 года назад +137

    Not me, but my dad:
    My dad was around 5 years old at that time, and he had this really favorite park he would go to and play everyday. It was around 1 min walk from my dads house so he would go alone whenever his mom or nanny wouldn’t be able to go. So anyway he went alone one day cause the nanny and mom had to go for shopping, but his grandparents were at home so his mom allowed him to go. There were two kids there, one was my dad and another was a 9-10 year old kid, also alone. My dad and him were playing cause they were kind of friends. My dad suddenly felt something was terribly wrong and was almost on the verge of tears. He begged the 10 yo to go home and he said he’s going home to. Kid said he’s been coming for 5 years now there’s nothing to worry about. So he tried to convince 10 yo to go few times but he wouldn’t listen. So dad ran home and stayed there till his mom came back, which was an hour later. But next day, all over the news was a kidnapping, in my dads neighborhood, at the same park. The time of the kidnapping was, he correclty remembers, around 6:35 pm, not two minutes after he ran home. And guess who got kidnapped? Yes, it was 10 yo I can’t imagine what would’ve happened if my dad lingered for two extra minutes. I wouldn’t even be here today if he hadn’t listened to his gut...

    • @ILoveCat03
      @ILoveCat03 4 года назад +12

      Yikes

    • @alyziar
      @alyziar 3 года назад +10

      Did they ever find the kid?

    • @usiowa9855
      @usiowa9855 3 года назад +7

      @@alyziar probably not... what a terrifying story

    • @gregoriuspascalis500
      @gregoriuspascalis500 2 года назад +2

      Kids is pure and sensitive to dangers sometimes

  • @spazman12342
    @spazman12342 4 года назад +1591

    Dressing like his mom, talking like his mom, eating what his mom used to eat, keeping her remains nearby... I can’t be the only one getting Norman Bates vibes here, can I?

    • @LiahValentine
      @LiahValentine 4 года назад +58

      That's the first thing that came to my mind too. As I heard it I was like is that Norman Bates?

    • @iZipTiedMyPenisToABrick
      @iZipTiedMyPenisToABrick 4 года назад +28

      the real reason why OP noped the fuck out

    • @rizon72
      @rizon72 4 года назад +39

      Yep, feel sorry for him, but damn he needs some professional help.

    • @sirenspeaks3210
      @sirenspeaks3210 4 года назад +5

      I thought the mannerisms were familiar

    • @cybercallie2878
      @cybercallie2878 4 года назад +3

      @@rizon72 lets hope hes good after 3 years

  • @halcyondays4922
    @halcyondays4922 4 года назад +983

    Reddit is definitely the cause of my paranoia.

    • @starwolf8501
      @starwolf8501 4 года назад +9

      I'm paranoid and I have a bit of anxiety

    • @halcyondays4922
      @halcyondays4922 4 года назад +17

      Same, but I hide it quite well by acting like an extrovert.

    • @popodumman6816
      @popodumman6816 4 года назад +20

      You can be an extrovert and still have paranoia

    • @halcyondays4922
      @halcyondays4922 4 года назад +9

      Yes, but it’s hidden better

    • @hee-ho2473
      @hee-ho2473 4 года назад +1

      No thanks to yukiko

  • @whippethacreem7299
    @whippethacreem7299 4 года назад +701

    When your parents say
    "We need to talk."

    • @jmjedi923
      @jmjedi923 4 года назад +32

      More like when anyone says "we need to talk"
      Significant other?
      Check
      Boss?
      Check
      Clerk at your favorite gas station?
      Check

    • @hollownite6859
      @hollownite6859 4 года назад +19

      Its always either divorce cancer or them knowing you watch "porb" btw i know that its in wrong spelling but ill call it "porb" anyway

    • @roomstogosale
      @roomstogosale 4 года назад +1

      Whippetha creem I got chills

    • @sadserenity573
      @sadserenity573 3 года назад

      Hhm no

  • @sogochii
    @sogochii 4 года назад +444

    *people trying to see if there is a camera in their bathroom*
    *me keeping my eyes wide open just in case a demon comes and slashes me when i wash my face*

    • @dragon_playz2002
      @dragon_playz2002 4 года назад +10

      lmao same

    • @xxwolfyofficial947
      @xxwolfyofficial947 4 года назад +17

      Same some people get me my family just thinks I’m crazy

    • @LoneWolf-sh1ph
      @LoneWolf-sh1ph 3 года назад

      Lol 😂😂 same....

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 3 года назад +5

      But like, even if you see it coming... Watcha gonna do about it?

    • @sogochii
      @sogochii 3 года назад +1

      @@sebastianb.3978 I have a Bible so maybe that'll do something

  • @2brite4uw32
    @2brite4uw32 4 года назад +496

    Everyone: I had that feeling in my gut, y’know?
    Me: I think my gut is dead

    • @kyoukajirou3379
      @kyoukajirou3379 4 года назад +17

      never had a "gut feeling" before

    • @2brite4uw32
      @2brite4uw32 4 года назад +20

      @@kyoukajirou3379 I have to clarify:
      My gut tells me to do something at the last second or when it's too late (like in tests)
      My gut ALSO tells me to do something I shouldn't do just because it looks better (also like in tests)

    • @moonwolf8470
      @moonwolf8470 4 года назад +10

      Kyouka Jirou it’s kinda a like that feeling when you think you forgot something but you really don’t

  • @djanimetion5412
    @djanimetion5412 4 года назад +1796

    If the background was white I would get the heck out of here
    I’m still here

  • @GoldnCant
    @GoldnCant 4 года назад +138

    Kid: no, sorry, my mother is waiting for me.
    Kidnapper: Professionals have standards.

  • @ender_slayer3
    @ender_slayer3 4 года назад +85

    When I was still in HS (a sophomore I think) I was just going through my classes, all was good, then out of nowhere my gut wrenches and my mind screams at me "YOU NEED TO GO TO THE OFFICE AND GET OUT NOW!" so I get up say some bs like "I think I'm gonna be sick, can I go to the office" and get there, call my mom to come and get me ASAP. when we got home and the feeling went away. I still have no clue why, but the feeling was just so intense that I HAD to act, it was one of those feelings that said "if you don't do this you are gonna die"

    • @_z4ck16
      @_z4ck16 4 года назад +5

      Did anything happen at the school?

    • @ender_slayer3
      @ender_slayer3 4 года назад +26

      @@_z4ck16 From what I can remember from that day(which isn't that much tbh) I don't think so. It could have been that type of thing like "How long has that car been trailing behind me?" I also don't know whether or not that feeling was for me or my mom, all I remember was this instinctual "I NEED to run or death!" feeling.

    • @Morhan_Jehnez
      @Morhan_Jehnez 3 года назад +14

      You forget you had homework or a presentation or something? Cause I *remember* that feeling all too well.

    • @PrismZet
      @PrismZet 3 года назад +10

      "sense of doom" is an actual symptom sometimes, specifically for allergies. It's good to listen to your body.

    • @ender_slayer3
      @ender_slayer3 3 года назад +3

      @@PrismZet except I have no allergies to speak of....

  • @TheGreatHotDogConsumer
    @TheGreatHotDogConsumer 4 года назад +647

    I was out with a few friends on their first hunt, and we found a dead body of another hunter. Limbs torn off, decapitated, and heart torn out. We heard the most animalistic rage fueled howl we ever heard. And that’s including movies and shows. We ran straight back to the truck and I floored it until we got back to my cabin

    • @Leviathan56
      @Leviathan56 4 года назад +32

      Was it a person, and were they ever caught

    • @TheGreatHotDogConsumer
      @TheGreatHotDogConsumer 4 года назад +106

      HOI IM TEMMIE we think whatever killed the hunter is whatever howled

    • @cavaradossi3
      @cavaradossi3 4 года назад +51

      it’s scp 096

    • @tijj
      @tijj 4 года назад +8

      Senior Taco dang lucky you

    • @tijj
      @tijj 4 года назад +10

      Senior Taco what did the howl sound like?

  • @grahamsmith4018
    @grahamsmith4018 4 года назад +570

    My biggest get the heck out of here is when the school calls code black and says this is not a drill

  • @NxTTxT
    @NxTTxT 4 года назад +672

    psycho: I'M GOING TO PUT YOU THROUGH A SPIKED FENCE NAKED
    person: no thanks.
    psycho:
    psycho:
    psycho, internally: i don-- what do i do??? they said no

    • @SpathiCaptainFwiffo
      @SpathiCaptainFwiffo 3 года назад +41

      I think this is one of those guys that had THOSE kind of moms

    • @foreverbuilder8698
      @foreverbuilder8698 3 года назад +20

      what a gentleman ☺️

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 3 года назад +8

      and all the while 4 months later and i'm just sitting still wondering what a spiked fence is

    • @icecooldudeboy1713
      @icecooldudeboy1713 3 года назад +10

      Psycho: understandable have a great day

    • @b0x640
      @b0x640 3 года назад +4

      Jesus christ Sonic, I didn't think your advice would work!

  • @Scimitar620
    @Scimitar620 4 года назад +58

    One time I was playing COD in my family room which is right next to a big window and glass doors facing my backyard and all of the sudden I started hearing police radio chatter and I was weirded out but kept playing because it thought that maybe it was normal but when they got louder I finally took off my headphones and still heard it, so I stood up and looked out into my backyard and there was a full on K-9 unit with like 5 police with assault rifles running through my backyard looking around hastily and they look at me with my Ps4 controller in hand staring outside and they shout “Civilian inside! Clear!” And I had no idea what was going on and I hear knocking on the door and I see a policeman through the peep-hole so I open the door and he tells me to like stay inside and don’t let any strangers in and stuff like that (I can’t remember specifics). So I just go back to playing my game and later that day I found out that this guy the police were chasing did a grand theft auto, with like a full arsenal of weapons after I think robbing something and drove the car down our neighborhood stopped right next to the canal and tried to hide in there, but was later caught. Again, it wasn’t on the news so I didn’t find out anything specific, but it was crazy. And if you’re wondering, I don’t live in a very bad neighborhood, nothing much happens there, super boring most of the time.

    • @Jess-sl4um
      @Jess-sl4um 2 года назад +2

      I was afraid that they were gonna think your ps4 controller was a gun and then point their weapons at you lol. It must've been so weird to see them all rummaging around in your background, see you and then shout about a civilian being there.

  • @legitmusicgaming4749
    @legitmusicgaming4749 4 года назад +392

    1:09 Gandalf versus Police.

    • @WillTS2
      @WillTS2 4 года назад +20

      When the police approach him
      Gandalf- YOU SHALL NOT PASS

    • @legitmusicgaming4749
      @legitmusicgaming4749 4 года назад +12

      @@WillTS2 top ten anime battles

    • @max.7270
      @max.7270 4 года назад +2

      @@legitmusicgaming4749 r/cursed comments

    • @SnAp_-cg8pz
      @SnAp_-cg8pz 4 года назад +1

      LegitMusicGaming I live their

    • @legitmusicgaming4749
      @legitmusicgaming4749 4 года назад +2

      @@SnAp_-cg8pz The battle must been awesome

  • @matsampaio
    @matsampaio 4 года назад +169

    "I dropped my bike and decided to run away" LOL

    • @OmenKito
      @OmenKito 4 года назад +44

      Matheus Sampaio i dropped my car and decided to walk away very loudly

    • @titavaughns7698
      @titavaughns7698 4 года назад +6

      Maybe he was still new to riding

  • @Haze1434
    @Haze1434 4 года назад +40

    A friend of mine once invited me to go to a party, a few towns away, to meet a girl he was chatting up and was potential girlfriend material. I agreed and we headed over on the train. After only a short while at the party, we realise everyone there is off their face on coke and some guy with a teardrop tattoo keeps talking about his time in prison to us. We excused ourselves outside for a cigarette and ran back to the train station, never saw any of them ever again.

  • @enhance6985
    @enhance6985 4 года назад +37

    “The door opens and a man in a trench coat walks in”.
    Me: Kirito is that you?

  • @user-wj5cx2zp7v
    @user-wj5cx2zp7v 4 года назад +390

    That one about drugs at a party jogged by memory - when I was 17 I was hanging out with a group of friends at a BMX track, there was another, younger group of kids there that we vaguely knew. We were there and the younger kids start taking pills, then start huffing aerosols. When they are distracted, one of my friends grabs my elbow and points to the exit. We leave quietly before anyone notices we are gone, and go back into town to my friends house. He makes us cups of tea and brings out biscuits, then lectures us all on how we will turn retarded if we do drugs.

    • @liastorm795
      @liastorm795 4 года назад +122

      Best friend ever, and he even made y'all biscuits and tea👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @Malakai__WeLoveYouMafumafu
      @Malakai__WeLoveYouMafumafu 4 года назад +57

      your friend is a good man/woman. Make sure you keep them close

    • @tpayne7020
      @tpayne7020 4 года назад +49

      Your friend is a true bro. Make him a brew sometime as thanks.

    • @RandomTRandomReal
      @RandomTRandomReal 4 года назад +25

      Your friend is a good man

    • @fatmandirtball4746
      @fatmandirtball4746 4 года назад +29

      Thats actually wholesome

  • @RaChEl-oq6xe
    @RaChEl-oq6xe 4 года назад +322

    My "I need to get the hell out of here as fast as possible" moment was in my math class.

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 4 года назад +2

      What happened?

    • @literallynobody.989
      @literallynobody.989 4 года назад +13

      @@Cacowninja Math happened. Very few like Math.

    • @part-timeteenager.6337
      @part-timeteenager.6337 4 года назад +6

      @@Cacowninja the worst thing possible on earth

    • @MalcolmBlackwell
      @MalcolmBlackwell 4 года назад

      Congrats, you can now get right to the safety of your bed, nearly instantly, straight from your math class.

    • @siren_enjoyer
      @siren_enjoyer 3 года назад

      Maybe someone pulled a 9mm

  • @Kidaz1
    @Kidaz1 3 года назад +11

    For those asking if the first one could be real, one day when I was 17, I was walking to home from high school looking at my phone (it was 18h) and suddenly a man told me "give me your phone rn" and he tried to take my phone but I thought he was going to give a leaflet so I moved away and my answer was "no, thanks" but I usually walk too fast and doesn't even pay attention to people so I answer without knowing what was he saying, I walked some meters and I asked myself what did he say so I looked back to him and he was just standing there looking at me with a knife on his hand, that's the moment I saw the knife and I literally started walking faster (probably running Idk tbh) to the closest store I found, he didn't followed me and I was so in shock then I called a taxi cause I was scared he was waiting for me outside, never thought could work, Idk why he didn't followed me he had a knife could have done anything but maybe he was in shock that I answered like that.
    Probably he's not used to do that

  • @bak33v92
    @bak33v92 4 года назад +27

    I was walking through Moscow at around midnight with my best friend (visiting family in Russia) and i saw a group of people holding syringes and heating heroin on a spoon. Saw the guys repeatedly looking at us and muttering. Then one of them shouted at us to come over to talk. I had never been so terrified in my life. We ran away as fast as we could. They were probably gonna try and mug us or something.

  • @darkraven5106
    @darkraven5106 4 года назад +128

    I don’t understand. Why does everyone have a Duck to get out of there?

  • @george3broderick969
    @george3broderick969 4 года назад +371

    My biggest “I have to get the frick out of here as soon as possible” is when I was exploring an abandoned factory and was about to go into another building and realized it said on a sign “ warning: risk of cancer and lung disease realized it says that on all buildings and immediately exited the place. I am going back with a respirator.
    Edit:13 is I think the most likes I've ever gotten
    •~• wasn't expecting 49 likes not gonna lie

    • @tailgunner2
      @tailgunner2 4 года назад +18

      When I was young, I used to do that. At the time I lived near an abandoned plant that used to manufacture matches.

    • @george3broderick969
      @george3broderick969 4 года назад +16

      @@tailgunner2 nice I'm currently exploring the second one (same one) but first I explored an abandoned/bankrupt place just across the street the abandoned place is like a ten minute walk down the street. In this one me and my friend played with a fire extinguisher and set off the fire alarm. That's my second "I have to get the frick out of here!" Moment

    • @aureliaavalon
      @aureliaavalon 4 года назад +3

      49? I bet you weren't expecting 60!

    • @billzo9412
      @billzo9412 4 года назад +1

      naah what about 87

    • @aureliaavalon
      @aureliaavalon 4 года назад +3

      105!

  • @michaelross4911
    @michaelross4911 3 года назад +11

    I feel I shouldn't laugh, but the friend calling me judgey and going back into the house followed by, "he's now a crackhead." Actually made me lol

  • @amybutler8645
    @amybutler8645 4 года назад +14

    The one with Jeremy and the gun had the funniest ending ever.

  • @annettebrooks7400
    @annettebrooks7400 4 года назад +52

    Murderer: *About to kill me*
    Me: "No thanks."
    Murderer: Ö

  • @harrietyes
    @harrietyes 3 года назад +9

    My friend told me a super creepy experience that happened while they were at a choir camp. I wasn't listening too well, so this isn't exactly it, but it's close enough.
    She was at the camp, and it was an overnight camp, so she and the people she shared her room with in the building were about to sleep. They were settling in when they saw blood on the sheets. Naturally, everyone wanted new sheets. They looked for supervisors, but it was really late, and everyone was sleeping. The building was creepy and dark, and it wasn't the easiest to navigate the looming place. They knocked on a supervisor's door. No answer. They find another supervisor's room, and thankfully, she was awake. They get new sheets, and get ready to remake the beds when they realized the sheets were bloody again AND one of the sheets had a HUGE spider with tons of baby spiders on it hiding in it! They run out and explained to the supervisor what happened, and she agreed that they needed a new room. The thing was, the suitcases were still in the room. My friend had rushed in, quickly grabbed all of the luggage, and ran back out as quickly as possible. My friend couldn't remember what had happened next, but she did remember one of her roommates puking from seeing all the blood and the spiders.
    I entirely understand why my friend never wanted to go there again!

  • @Sabba7h
    @Sabba7h 4 года назад +73

    1:32 sone police cars have a mode where they can run, though on limited range, on fully electric power with the engine completely disabled. It's really cool and also unnerving at the same time. This is how they're able to pop up out of thin air and ambush people at such close range without being spotted until the very last fraction of a second.

    • @Hyper_Drud
      @Hyper_Drud 3 года назад +8

      I remember one night after getting off work, I was stopped at a roadblock. The first thing I saw when I got to the intersection were dim blue lights. I didn’t know what they were, so I showed down until I figured out they were police lights.

    • @Toasty278
      @Toasty278 3 года назад +4

      that would be pretty scary. Imagine walking on the road at night, completely silent and then suddenly dozens of blue and red lights start flashing behind you

  • @amb014
    @amb014 4 года назад +22

    The girls stories about finding cameras made me sad :( I don't want this to keep happening

    • @z.b.8168
      @z.b.8168 3 года назад

      how do you know it was girls?

  • @famousmadlad6361
    @famousmadlad6361 4 года назад +134

    Simple man here: I see Yukiko, I click

    • @calicocat2677
      @calicocat2677 4 года назад +9

      its yukiko? i was trying so hard to figure out if its her from the thumbnail because she looks creepy a heck lolol.

    • @lightscavenger1116
      @lightscavenger1116 4 года назад +18

      That’s why I clicked too, but Naoto best girl

    • @arctohru
      @arctohru 4 года назад +12

      Yukiko Amagi, the red demon of the Amagi inn.

    • @RandomPerson-kz9uf
      @RandomPerson-kz9uf 4 года назад +9

      Demonic Mudkip thumbnail inaccurate! She doesnt kill with a knife *SHE KILLS WITH MYSTERY FOOD X!!!*

    • @arctohru
      @arctohru 4 года назад +4

      @@RandomPerson-kz9uf
      But isnt that like
      Literally all girls from persona 4

  • @louiesauras2403
    @louiesauras2403 3 года назад +7

    0:22
    Life hack: Always ask nicely / Respond politely
    What a defined gentleman for accepting that polite response

  • @dragonhuntress8683
    @dragonhuntress8683 3 года назад +14

    The one with the LSD in the drink made my skin crawl. When the paint started melting off the walls I assumed “oh it’s like a horror movie reference or some shit” NO IT WAS A FUCKING HALLUCINATION

  • @tshirt9872
    @tshirt9872 4 года назад +10

    “Found my inner track star” 😂 if only I found mine during 5k runs at school I wouldn’t be so exhausted and sweating in the class after physical education

  • @ChexMix71
    @ChexMix71 4 года назад +54

    My biggest moment was: Walking into work.

    • @palerider2143
      @palerider2143 4 года назад +2

      Mine was taking a bicker backer licker lacked patty wack snapper back almost missing explosive stinky wet burning giant breaking ass crackening big-ass double decker dump after eating all the things that make me shit the fuck out of myself. Holy shit

  • @rustlerconsumer3703
    @rustlerconsumer3703 4 года назад +42

    2:09 their guild was going up against the raid boss a d didn’t want to share loot

  • @monke980
    @monke980 3 года назад +24

    "ok i think, he is here to kill Jeremy"
    ah yes.

  • @cavetown1
    @cavetown1 3 года назад +8

    That 40k joke was absolute gold

  • @inxanitygacha750
    @inxanitygacha750 4 года назад +171

    "My our son.."
    Communism 100

  • @arceusmaster91
    @arceusmaster91 4 года назад +13

    That last one really hit me in the feels. I don't know what I'll do when I lose my mom, and I wouldn't be surprised if I ended up an even bigger mess than he was.

  • @zanman3552
    @zanman3552 3 года назад +27

    Me: *hears the word Shibuya*
    My brain: *WAKE UP, GET UP, GET OUT THERE!!!*

  • @satecoon
    @satecoon 4 года назад +9

    I was getting ice tea, a giant dancing cokroach flew on my shoulder, i yeeted it off and ran.

  • @Ichiidino
    @Ichiidino 3 года назад +6

    "Mother is a sacred thing. You better go."
    Good morals, bad projection

  • @androidgamer1112
    @androidgamer1112 4 года назад +12

    Murderer: I'm gonna put you on iron fe-
    Person: *NO*
    Murderer: Understandable. Have a nice day.

  • @js.h8576
    @js.h8576 4 года назад +16

    ‘A man in a trench coat walks in’
    Me: *DOCTOR WHO*

  • @veryberryblue8454
    @veryberryblue8454 4 года назад +58

    I think the carpet was that so if you were shot, your blood wouldn’t stain the ground? Just a guess

  • @thewisebanana29
    @thewisebanana29 4 года назад +70

    Easy: so long story short, I almost got laid. I say almost cause in reality I arrived a lil late and saw a whole lotta dudes waiting for me. Luckily they didn’t notice me, and I booked it. Yep, I avoided getting laid out. TLDR: got catfished and almost got laid out

    • @Lee-bv7tj
      @Lee-bv7tj 4 года назад +7

      I think laid means something different where you are from

    • @peterstepanov8062
      @peterstepanov8062 4 года назад +18

      @@Lee-bv7tj I think it's a joke/pun. He said he got catfished, which usually happens with romantic relationships online. So maybe he went to get laid, and ended up almost getting laid out.

  • @SoulPortal1
    @SoulPortal1 3 года назад +9

    Murderer: Time to die
    Op: no
    Murderer: understandable, have a great day

  • @miguel_rxo
    @miguel_rxo 3 года назад +4

    Here's one and most people probably won't believe but when I was 12 me, my dad, (my 2 cousins who where teenagers at the time)
    Explored a huge abandoned house like 10 stories tall or something and we all had flashlights we spent 30 Minutes in there I had eventually had to jump a 10 foot fall gap that terrified me to go across it was from a window to a staircase coming up the building me and my dad went through it, my 2 cousins said they saw a security guard driving around the building so my dad said for them to head for the exit and since me and him were already inside the building we ran down so many stairs in under 2 minutes, i slipped twice, the first time I slammed my foot into a pipe it hurt real bad but the adrenaline rush I was feeling helped me push through it and my dad even slammed a metal door open with his shoulder, we jumped a fence and met up with my cousins who had just sneeked past the security guard so we ran back to the car.
    But one thing I will say though I swear I saw someone looking down from the highest window of the building I didn't say anything because I figured they wouldn't believe me

  • @dividale2821
    @dividale2821 4 года назад +27

    NGL I want to see how the Russian fight turned out.

  • @tar4825
    @tar4825 4 года назад +27

    10:43 Don’t mind me, just using this as a bookmark. Have a good day/night! 🌼

  • @notsomexicanmexican8530
    @notsomexicanmexican8530 4 года назад +5

    my experience was when i was almost struck by lighting when i was like 7, because i was playing in the rain with a metal rake like dumb***

  • @sweetwheatsy
    @sweetwheatsy 4 года назад +6

    The gun-transaction one was really wild and he explained the whole scenario very well. Just goes to show that something as "mundane" as such a transaction can be extremely traumatic for those unaware (note: as a Scandinavian I don't consider that mundane at ALL, but I'd assume it unfortunately to be so for a good amount of Americans). Hope he got some psychological assistance afterwards, honestly.

  • @kingalexanderiofyugoslavia1390
    @kingalexanderiofyugoslavia1390 4 года назад +21

    I heard Chechnya and 1995 and thought, "oh GOD OH NO"

    • @sweetwheatsy
      @sweetwheatsy 4 года назад

      What was that civil war about?

    • @kingalexanderiofyugoslavia1390
      @kingalexanderiofyugoslavia1390 4 года назад +7

      SweetWheatsy Chechnya wanted out of the new Russian republic and wanted to to be independent just like Georgia, Kazakhstan, and the various other Soviet Republics/Puppet states. Russia said no and they used military action. That is a basic summary of what happened.

    • @superkamiguru6856
      @superkamiguru6856 4 года назад +4

      @@sweetwheatsy
      Yeah, and crime ran rampant in places not directly fighting Russia.

  • @des9660
    @des9660 4 года назад +14

    Imagine she stabbed the dude before finding out he was just selling the gun

  • @MonkiMirai
    @MonkiMirai 3 года назад +3

    6:30
    “That’s the one I’m looking forward to”
    HAHAHA

  • @bangablesnowbeast
    @bangablesnowbeast 4 года назад +21

    "Realized that the camp was odd when the councilor took away my copy of Jane Magazine...we prayed over a photo of George Bush and spoke in tongues."
    Friendly reminder that speaking in tongues only invites possession by demons and isn't good prayer practice. Unless you want demons.

    • @emmanuelw.5516
      @emmanuelw.5516 3 года назад +1

      You're wrong.

    • @ceros1901
      @ceros1901 3 года назад +1

      I didn’t get that story idk what a pente whatever camp is can you explain it to me pls

    • @froggers8945
      @froggers8945 3 года назад

      @@ceros1901 Pentecost is a religious thing (in christianity, cathloticism etc.) basically some disciples were vibing somewhere but then the Holy Spirit was like "ima just do what's called a pro gamer move" and put a little flaming thing on their tongues (they weren't set on fire) and they began speaking in all sorts of languages about the greatness of god or something, the funny bit about the story is people nearby thought they were drunk. It might be a figurative thing in the Bible i dunno

    • @ceros1901
      @ceros1901 3 года назад

      @@froggers8945 ok thanks makes it much more clear

  • @YuiiChan5
    @YuiiChan5 4 года назад +36

    Whenever someone says they want you to hear the word of God and you're not into it run do not look back with guilt you should not be forced to believe in something you're not comfortable with.

    • @unendingvoid
      @unendingvoid 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @Good_Watch
      @Good_Watch 4 года назад +4

      I'd like to see your reaction when the world ends then hallelujah.

    • @unendingvoid
      @unendingvoid 4 года назад +8

      @@Good_Watch I'm sure it ends because of us lmao

    • @YuiiChan5
      @YuiiChan5 4 года назад +6

      Don't worry as long as youre not holding me back from runningfor my life to sit down and pray for forgiveness I'll pray as I run for my life.

    • @ocskopf
      @ocskopf 4 года назад

      I love God, but enforcing my fact on others is simply gay. Overall forcing something on ppl is just gay.

  • @cianpatrickcornel114
    @cianpatrickcornel114 4 года назад +7

    My sister told me to get the broom when i got into the room a cockroach was on the broom and i ran like my life depended on it

  • @supergamer1388
    @supergamer1388 3 года назад +5

    Why do you have such a sinister picture of Yukiko for the thumbnail? I actually like this character...

    • @Brawlikerender
      @Brawlikerender Год назад

      YUKIKO AMAGI FROM THE POPULAR GAME SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI PERSONA 4 FOR THE PLAYSTATION 2 CAN ALSO HAVE EVIL THOUGHTS

  • @marvelous6447
    @marvelous6447 3 года назад +1

    I remember a couple months ago, my family went on a road trip. Can’t remember why. We were driving, I noticed smoke coming from the sky ahead of us. I told my dad not drive there, I had a horrible gut feeling about it. Luckily my dad is a understanding guy and turned around and went a different way. On our way back from a diner, we happened to pass the area. It was in complete flames. Police were directing cars another way, while firefighters tried to put out the flames. We drove back home and it hasn’t been spoken of a lot. All I really know is that if we have gone that way, we must likely would’ve been caught up in the fire.
    Listen to your gut, and children.

  • @Tom_The_Cat
    @Tom_The_Cat 4 года назад +63

    The boss in the last story....would his name happen to be Norman?

    • @josebenardi1554
      @josebenardi1554 4 года назад +9

      looking for this comment

    • @drownedsnail7803
      @drownedsnail7803 4 года назад +2

      Why do you ask?

    • @Tom_The_Cat
      @Tom_The_Cat 4 года назад +5

      @@drownedsnail7803 Ever seen 'Bates Motel'?

    • @drownedsnail7803
      @drownedsnail7803 4 года назад +6

      You know what? That’s probably why I didn’t get the joke. (If it was a joke, that is)

    • @ShyBoy6ty9
      @ShyBoy6ty9 4 года назад +4

      @@Tom_The_Cat or Psycho

  • @ratoim
    @ratoim 4 года назад +4

    15:40 Bull: So here I was with an injured leg, and three of those two-leggers start walking towards me, while making these weird noises. I keep walking away from them and they keep following. Soon they have me cornered right next to a small pen trying to get me to go in. I try to leave but they keep making those weird noises. By now I'm freaking out, and injured leg or not, I have to get out of there. I jumped at the young one, who must've got scared, cause he ran and let me get away. Thank Apis, they didn't follow after me. I still see them every now and then, but they haven't bothered me since.

  • @RedstoneManiac3
    @RedstoneManiac3 3 года назад +2

    7:47 that read like a 5 sentence horror story

  • @SLthePyro
    @SLthePyro 4 года назад +3

    Oh boy, I actually have a story.
    When I was in college looking for a rental near the campus, I happened upon a 5-6 bedroom house that was owned by a policeman, which my mother and I thought meant it would be the safest lot in the community. First night went quietly and peacefully as people hadn't finished moving in yet, so I thought living with all these new faces would be a neat experience. Unfortunately, this first night also demonstrated the fatal exception my mother and I had missed: the policeman didn't actually LIVE there...
    Just two nights into getting acquainted, the roommates kicked up a party, and not the good kind of party: girls were done things they did not want done to them, some kind of drugs were used, holes were PUNCHED INTO the closet door across from my room... there was probably more crap, but that's what I remember. Aside from a brief excursion to the washroom, I wisely stayed locked in my bedroom and phoned my mom pretty much saying "get me the hell out of here".
    I was out of there the next morning. My mom is an angel; she had already found an opening in the area under a new landlord - who actually lived in the house this time, and God bless his soul for taking me on such short notice - and my mom and I packed my things so quickly and quietly that my now-former roommates slept through all of it. I never saw them again after that, but I do know my mom tipped off the policeman landlord about their drug use, so I can only assume their tenancy didn't last long.
    My only regret is that I couldn't see the look on their faces upon seeing that my (former) room, meticulously packed with enough stuff to fill a small house, was suddenly completely empty.

  • @marshmallowghost6569
    @marshmallowghost6569 4 года назад +9

    *hears Chechnya*
    me: o H *N O*

  • @lymoth
    @lymoth 4 года назад +40

    sad to say i recognized the thumbnail as yukiko from a yandere persona 4 x reader fic 😔

    • @Bloody_Polly
      @Bloody_Polly 4 года назад +2

      - ̗̀ lyd! ̖́ - not really. Imbrace your inna weeb

    • @Aegis_Crimson
      @Aegis_Crimson 4 года назад +2

      - ̗̀ lyd! ̖́ - that sounds amazing.

    • @Gamemaster-64
      @Gamemaster-64 4 года назад +3

      I also recognized it but I never saw this fic you mention, I think I found the image on google. Used it on an edit.

    • @Mars-zv4ky
      @Mars-zv4ky 4 года назад +5

      I knew it was yukiko but that was besides it. Surprising what people know

    • @mrsora16
      @mrsora16 4 года назад +1

      Yukiko if you decided to go for chie instead of her lol

  • @itsalsorowan
    @itsalsorowan 3 года назад +7

    shocked no one is talking about yukiko on the thumbnail

    • @Brawlikerender
      @Brawlikerender Год назад

      I AM
      SHOUTOUTS TO YUKIKO AMAGI FROM THE POPULAR GAME SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI PERSONA 4 FOR THE PLAYSTATION 2
      -Yukiko Amagi fan 69

  • @alex-654
    @alex-654 4 года назад +5

    0:22 *"Put your hand on my shoulder~"*

  • @rbreddit5495
    @rbreddit5495 4 года назад +75

    Your Daily Joke:
    A car hits an old lady while she is crossing the street. The old lady only has minor injuries. At the police station, the driver protests:
    - It is not my fault! I am a very cautious driver. I have been driving for five years!
    - It's not my fault either, officer! I'm also a cautious person. And I have been walking for the past 50 years!
    Thank you for 50 Likes, Most likes I've ever gotten

  • @dracomalfoylover3127
    @dracomalfoylover3127 4 года назад +27

    Lmao y'all know you're too high when all asudden you're like "I gotta get outta here".

  • @Nowhajajajs
    @Nowhajajajs 3 года назад +2

    4:42 props to the kid,👍 he new what his dad was going through and told him it was okay if he didn't came.

  • @skyholland9629
    @skyholland9629 4 года назад +15

    Me in school:
    “IVE GOT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE ASAP”

  • @amandadanielson2064
    @amandadanielson2064 4 года назад +10

    This is exactly what I felt once I logged onto Deviantart

  • @LadyTarasque
    @LadyTarasque 4 года назад +6

    3.. one would be every time I heard a lot of yelling from next door (used to be a [sketchy, but nobody could prove the guy knowingly took stolen phones, while others got poor service [whether refusal for trade because they got a dud or the guy not caring enough to help with a basic question]) phone/laptop repair/sell shop next door.), with one guy in particular yelling that the guy was lucky his shop was inside a commercial building or he would have shot him. Nobody in here liked the guy so we were all relieved when he relocated out.
    2- Late night bus ride back to student house, there was this guy rocking in his seat which made me nervous. Did my best not to look sideways at him because I was worried he might see me looking and who knows what would happen. Next thing I know, he was on his feet screeching at the poor soul who was seated directly across from him. No idea what the guy thought the other one said/did because he was incohesive. Thankfully the other guy didn't stand up or escalate it in any other way.. and the guy got off a few stops later while still cursing (even said stuff about the bus driver). Driver was like.. tf was that about? I regret not asking the guy if he was ok after that confrontation..
    3- Mom had stopped in some random spot in an industrial looking area in Toronto to check map or something. For some reason, I got hit with sudden anxiety, so strong I had tears. Repeated in my head that we had to leave. Nothing happened, and there wasn't even anything to suggest we were in danger (not a soul in sight iirc).

  • @24yellow43
    @24yellow43 3 года назад +1

    When OP mentioned the OPP at 7:09 I was immediately like: oh that makes more sense, Ontario the land of stupid.

  • @alexii0_0
    @alexii0_0 3 года назад +2

    LMAO THAT GUN IN THE COUNTER THING WITH JEREMY AND FRANK OMFG

  • @miguelalarcon7995
    @miguelalarcon7995 4 года назад +23

    Me seeing the thumbnail: Why is Yukiko from persona 4 is looking like that

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 4 года назад +4

      Rather get stabbed to death than getting eat her early cooking...

    • @Akali949
      @Akali949 4 года назад +3

      It's her when you fail to rescue her from her shadow

    • @XWingToast
      @XWingToast 4 года назад +2

      Remember to use the revival bead when Yukiko goes down, or she will haunt you.

    • @Brawlikerender
      @Brawlikerender Год назад

      YUKIKO AMAGI FROM THE POPULAR GAME SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI PERSONA 4 FOR THE PLAYSTATION 2 MIGHT HAVE EVIL THOUGHTS.

  • @delphinesmith3744
    @delphinesmith3744 4 года назад +26

    17:46 Um I'm a Jehovah's witness and you could've literally said "no thanks, I'm not interested" and no one would've judged lol (as long as your respectful). Also it wouldn't have been "smiting god". sometimes I question why some people are so afraid of saying no sometimes, and I mean that in general. If you dont want to do or listen to something, just say no. I kinda feel bad for this guy but I also feel bad for the woman cos she spent seven hours talking to this person even though they didn't want her to.

    • @kodax1292
      @kodax1292 4 года назад +2

      Exactly

    • @bilindalaw-morley161
      @bilindalaw-morley161 4 года назад +3

      dELPhInE sMiTh Well said, your comment should have a lot more likes. I haven’t even reached that one, but I can guess. I used to say “thank you, but I don’t like discussing religion at the door. Then I became LDS, so now I say thank you, but I’m a member of .... . I hope you have a good day, thanks for trying to share the gospel. And in summer I will check if they want a drink of cold water. I hope everyone treats our missionaries the same.

    • @amandaziegler8288
      @amandaziegler8288 4 года назад +3

      Totally agree. Seems like a lot of people don’t realize that saying no doesn’t mean you have to be rude. You can say no politely and respectfully. Literally just a “no thanks” or “I’m sorry, but no/I’m not interested/I can’t” will usually do the trick. It’s a very important skill tbh, and way too many people don’t have it.

    • @Ace-bl2bj
      @Ace-bl2bj 4 года назад +3

      dELPhInE sMiTh
      Sometimes people will freak out when you tell them that you aren’t interested, not everyone but some, so the guy was probably scared that she was one of those people (nothing against any religion, you believe what you feel is right)

    • @ryanmckenna9330
      @ryanmckenna9330 4 года назад

      Ehhh, I feel bad for you. I know you’re not gonna agree at all... but a Jehovah’s Witness is a very difficult one. And literally everyone knows it’s philosophy is flawed. I bet you think I’m stupid and go on your merry way after reading this. I can’t blame you, though. The cult is very good at making its members feel dependent on itself.....

  • @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587
    @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 4 года назад +2

    4:38 And... it wasn't concerning to the staff at all why the cook was buying a gun during business hours? Or even what the COOK was planning to do with it?

  • @latiecastro3873
    @latiecastro3873 4 года назад +2

    when i was very young (like 10/11) i went out trick or treating with my friends on halloween. we were walking along a dark street somewhere around 10 pm, no parents to be seen. there were like 10 of us, and very close to someone in the groups home at any given time, so our parents probably thought we could take care of ourselves. as well, two of us were around 5’8/5’9, so we could pass as adults at a distance (if it weren’t for our costumes).
    when we were passing by our school, we heard this metallic scraping sound and looked around to see what was causing it. i spotted a guy (maybe 16) on the other side of the street dressed as ezio from assassans creed dragging a sword behind him on the road. i - having just finished ac 2 - shouted out that i liked his costume and he turns to look at us.
    and then he charged, sword held at the ready. he took a swipe at me and missed, before heading back to the other side of the road and continuing on his way.
    to this day i don’t know why he did it, who he was, or why he decided to turn away after trying to strike me. all i know is that my gut instinct was to club him with my candy bucket and not run like everyone else, and maybe that had something to do with it

  • @Mr.Comedian42069
    @Mr.Comedian42069 4 года назад +4

    I was 12 at the time when a guy in a car pulled up next to me and asked for directions, in my head I was like “ok, just a normal human interaction” but after I started walking away, he got out and followed me to my apartment building and there was no one around, he kept following me up the stairs, while *grabbing my butt* and asking questions like “where do you live” “what’s your name” and after a bit he asks “what’s down there” and he points to the bottom of the stairs and I say “the basement” I was leaning on the guard railing to see what he was pointing at, then he grinds his crotch on my butt and then he says “can you show me what’s in the basement?” At that point all the red flags started going off and I rushed up the stairs to my apartment

  • @Averi0
    @Averi0 4 года назад +14

    YUKIKO NO STOP I LOVE YOU A-

    • @Brawlikerender
      @Brawlikerender Год назад

      YUKIKO AMAGI FROM THE POPULAR GAME SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI PERSONA 4 FOR THE PLAYSTATION 2 IS UNABLE TO HURT YOU

  • @jdthebanana7967
    @jdthebanana7967 4 года назад +4

    2:50 you know who that man in the trench coat was, JD from Heathers, he was there to take Jeremy's squip

  • @inspacewithanidiot7693
    @inspacewithanidiot7693 3 года назад +2

    2:08
    Why did I start laughing so hard at that...? 😂💀✋

  • @MikeLitorusItches
    @MikeLitorusItches 3 года назад +3

    7:00 my uncle had a story of the exact same type of thing happen when he was young but it was cigarettes not fireworks