@@kyriss12 Oh no, she absolutely knew and definitely knew how much torture it was to her ex. Thankfully, kids are smart and observant, he made it clear that he prefers his dad over his mom and finally gave him an escape from that torment so he can finally be at peace, whether he did it knowingly or just unwittingly, hard to tell but either way, it works out for everyone, except the vindictive bitch.
@@combinecommando001 it just reminded me of that saying: "Don't give a woman who's emotional a gun." And its too true because women are not good at controlling their emotions. They ACT on their emotions. So imagine giving a woman a fucking gun out of all things? Especially when mad or sad? Hell naw.
@@jellyfishi_ if this is true then he's lucky enough to save himself. If the guy with a weapon is desperate, this most likely won't work. No desperate person like to not to be taken seriously and could end up badly for the victim
Dressing like his mom, talking like his mom, eating what his mom used to eat, keeping her remains nearby... I can’t be the only one getting Norman Bates vibes here, can I?
2:10 As a gun enthusiast, for this reason, I always transport guns in cases, locked, and out of sight as much as possible. Even though I’m following the law and am well within my rights, I don’t want to make anyone scared like this.
Right?! I honestly would have thought the same as that lady. Imagine the horror later realizing that you could have possibly killed someone who never intended to do what you suspected and then having to live with that guilt and if not, spend the rest of your life in prison over a misunderstanding? It would have been a terrible situation. That guy should be more aware of himself and of others, especially the way he hid the gun behind the counter. Its ridiculous how he could have not realize how it must have looked to others? (Although I admit I am an airheaded and occasionally lack of self-awareness, but that's not excusable in cases like this.)
@@kyoukajirou3379 I have to clarify: My gut tells me to do something at the last second or when it's too late (like in tests) My gut ALSO tells me to do something I shouldn't do just because it looks better (also like in tests)
*people trying to see if there is a camera in their bathroom* *me keeping my eyes wide open just in case a demon comes and slashes me when i wash my face*
I was out with a few friends on their first hunt, and we found a dead body of another hunter. Limbs torn off, decapitated, and heart torn out. We heard the most animalistic rage fueled howl we ever heard. And that’s including movies and shows. We ran straight back to the truck and I floored it until we got back to my cabin
That one about drugs at a party jogged by memory - when I was 17 I was hanging out with a group of friends at a BMX track, there was another, younger group of kids there that we vaguely knew. We were there and the younger kids start taking pills, then start huffing aerosols. When they are distracted, one of my friends grabs my elbow and points to the exit. We leave quietly before anyone notices we are gone, and go back into town to my friends house. He makes us cups of tea and brings out biscuits, then lectures us all on how we will turn retarded if we do drugs.
When I was still in HS (a sophomore I think) I was just going through my classes, all was good, then out of nowhere my gut wrenches and my mind screams at me "YOU NEED TO GO TO THE OFFICE AND GET OUT NOW!" so I get up say some bs like "I think I'm gonna be sick, can I go to the office" and get there, call my mom to come and get me ASAP. when we got home and the feeling went away. I still have no clue why, but the feeling was just so intense that I HAD to act, it was one of those feelings that said "if you don't do this you are gonna die"
@@_z4ck16 From what I can remember from that day(which isn't that much tbh) I don't think so. It could have been that type of thing like "How long has that car been trailing behind me?" I also don't know whether or not that feeling was for me or my mom, all I remember was this instinctual "I NEED to run or death!" feeling.
A friend of mine once invited me to go to a party, a few towns away, to meet a girl he was chatting up and was potential girlfriend material. I agreed and we headed over on the train. After only a short while at the party, we realise everyone there is off their face on coke and some guy with a teardrop tattoo keeps talking about his time in prison to us. We excused ourselves outside for a cigarette and ran back to the train station, never saw any of them ever again.
One time I was playing COD in my family room which is right next to a big window and glass doors facing my backyard and all of the sudden I started hearing police radio chatter and I was weirded out but kept playing because it thought that maybe it was normal but when they got louder I finally took off my headphones and still heard it, so I stood up and looked out into my backyard and there was a full on K-9 unit with like 5 police with assault rifles running through my backyard looking around hastily and they look at me with my Ps4 controller in hand staring outside and they shout “Civilian inside! Clear!” And I had no idea what was going on and I hear knocking on the door and I see a policeman through the peep-hole so I open the door and he tells me to like stay inside and don’t let any strangers in and stuff like that (I can’t remember specifics). So I just go back to playing my game and later that day I found out that this guy the police were chasing did a grand theft auto, with like a full arsenal of weapons after I think robbing something and drove the car down our neighborhood stopped right next to the canal and tried to hide in there, but was later caught. Again, it wasn’t on the news so I didn’t find out anything specific, but it was crazy. And if you’re wondering, I don’t live in a very bad neighborhood, nothing much happens there, super boring most of the time.
I was afraid that they were gonna think your ps4 controller was a gun and then point their weapons at you lol. It must've been so weird to see them all rummaging around in your background, see you and then shout about a civilian being there.
I was walking through Moscow at around midnight with my best friend (visiting family in Russia) and i saw a group of people holding syringes and heating heroin on a spoon. Saw the guys repeatedly looking at us and muttering. Then one of them shouted at us to come over to talk. I had never been so terrified in my life. We ran away as fast as we could. They were probably gonna try and mug us or something.
1:32 sone police cars have a mode where they can run, though on limited range, on fully electric power with the engine completely disabled. It's really cool and also unnerving at the same time. This is how they're able to pop up out of thin air and ambush people at such close range without being spotted until the very last fraction of a second.
I remember one night after getting off work, I was stopped at a roadblock. The first thing I saw when I got to the intersection were dim blue lights. I didn’t know what they were, so I showed down until I figured out they were police lights.
that would be pretty scary. Imagine walking on the road at night, completely silent and then suddenly dozens of blue and red lights start flashing behind you
My biggest “I have to get the frick out of here as soon as possible” is when I was exploring an abandoned factory and was about to go into another building and realized it said on a sign “ warning: risk of cancer and lung disease realized it says that on all buildings and immediately exited the place. I am going back with a respirator. Edit:13 is I think the most likes I've ever gotten •~• wasn't expecting 49 likes not gonna lie
@@tailgunner2 nice I'm currently exploring the second one (same one) but first I explored an abandoned/bankrupt place just across the street the abandoned place is like a ten minute walk down the street. In this one me and my friend played with a fire extinguisher and set off the fire alarm. That's my second "I have to get the frick out of here!" Moment
My friend told me a super creepy experience that happened while they were at a choir camp. I wasn't listening too well, so this isn't exactly it, but it's close enough. She was at the camp, and it was an overnight camp, so she and the people she shared her room with in the building were about to sleep. They were settling in when they saw blood on the sheets. Naturally, everyone wanted new sheets. They looked for supervisors, but it was really late, and everyone was sleeping. The building was creepy and dark, and it wasn't the easiest to navigate the looming place. They knocked on a supervisor's door. No answer. They find another supervisor's room, and thankfully, she was awake. They get new sheets, and get ready to remake the beds when they realized the sheets were bloody again AND one of the sheets had a HUGE spider with tons of baby spiders on it hiding in it! They run out and explained to the supervisor what happened, and she agreed that they needed a new room. The thing was, the suitcases were still in the room. My friend had rushed in, quickly grabbed all of the luggage, and ran back out as quickly as possible. My friend couldn't remember what had happened next, but she did remember one of her roommates puking from seeing all the blood and the spiders. I entirely understand why my friend never wanted to go there again!
For those asking if the first one could be real, one day when I was 17, I was walking to home from high school looking at my phone (it was 18h) and suddenly a man told me "give me your phone rn" and he tried to take my phone but I thought he was going to give a leaflet so I moved away and my answer was "no, thanks" but I usually walk too fast and doesn't even pay attention to people so I answer without knowing what was he saying, I walked some meters and I asked myself what did he say so I looked back to him and he was just standing there looking at me with a knife on his hand, that's the moment I saw the knife and I literally started walking faster (probably running Idk tbh) to the closest store I found, he didn't followed me and I was so in shock then I called a taxi cause I was scared he was waiting for me outside, never thought could work, Idk why he didn't followed me he had a knife could have done anything but maybe he was in shock that I answered like that. Probably he's not used to do that
That last one really hit me in the feels. I don't know what I'll do when I lose my mom, and I wouldn't be surprised if I ended up an even bigger mess than he was.
Easy: so long story short, I almost got laid. I say almost cause in reality I arrived a lil late and saw a whole lotta dudes waiting for me. Luckily they didn’t notice me, and I booked it. Yep, I avoided getting laid out. TLDR: got catfished and almost got laid out
@@Lee-bv7tj I think it's a joke/pun. He said he got catfished, which usually happens with romantic relationships online. So maybe he went to get laid, and ended up almost getting laid out.
Mine was taking a bicker backer licker lacked patty wack snapper back almost missing explosive stinky wet burning giant breaking ass crackening big-ass double decker dump after eating all the things that make me shit the fuck out of myself. Holy shit
The one with the LSD in the drink made my skin crawl. When the paint started melting off the walls I assumed “oh it’s like a horror movie reference or some shit” NO IT WAS A FUCKING HALLUCINATION
“Found my inner track star” 😂 if only I found mine during 5k runs at school I wouldn’t be so exhausted and sweating in the class after physical education
The gun-transaction one was really wild and he explained the whole scenario very well. Just goes to show that something as "mundane" as such a transaction can be extremely traumatic for those unaware (note: as a Scandinavian I don't consider that mundane at ALL, but I'd assume it unfortunately to be so for a good amount of Americans). Hope he got some psychological assistance afterwards, honestly.
3.. one would be every time I heard a lot of yelling from next door (used to be a [sketchy, but nobody could prove the guy knowingly took stolen phones, while others got poor service [whether refusal for trade because they got a dud or the guy not caring enough to help with a basic question]) phone/laptop repair/sell shop next door.), with one guy in particular yelling that the guy was lucky his shop was inside a commercial building or he would have shot him. Nobody in here liked the guy so we were all relieved when he relocated out. 2- Late night bus ride back to student house, there was this guy rocking in his seat which made me nervous. Did my best not to look sideways at him because I was worried he might see me looking and who knows what would happen. Next thing I know, he was on his feet screeching at the poor soul who was seated directly across from him. No idea what the guy thought the other one said/did because he was incohesive. Thankfully the other guy didn't stand up or escalate it in any other way.. and the guy got off a few stops later while still cursing (even said stuff about the bus driver). Driver was like.. tf was that about? I regret not asking the guy if he was ok after that confrontation.. 3- Mom had stopped in some random spot in an industrial looking area in Toronto to check map or something. For some reason, I got hit with sudden anxiety, so strong I had tears. Repeated in my head that we had to leave. Nothing happened, and there wasn't even anything to suggest we were in danger (not a soul in sight iirc).
Here's one and most people probably won't believe but when I was 12 me, my dad, (my 2 cousins who where teenagers at the time) Explored a huge abandoned house like 10 stories tall or something and we all had flashlights we spent 30 Minutes in there I had eventually had to jump a 10 foot fall gap that terrified me to go across it was from a window to a staircase coming up the building me and my dad went through it, my 2 cousins said they saw a security guard driving around the building so my dad said for them to head for the exit and since me and him were already inside the building we ran down so many stairs in under 2 minutes, i slipped twice, the first time I slammed my foot into a pipe it hurt real bad but the adrenaline rush I was feeling helped me push through it and my dad even slammed a metal door open with his shoulder, we jumped a fence and met up with my cousins who had just sneeked past the security guard so we ran back to the car. But one thing I will say though I swear I saw someone looking down from the highest window of the building I didn't say anything because I figured they wouldn't believe me
I remember a couple months ago, my family went on a road trip. Can’t remember why. We were driving, I noticed smoke coming from the sky ahead of us. I told my dad not drive there, I had a horrible gut feeling about it. Luckily my dad is a understanding guy and turned around and went a different way. On our way back from a diner, we happened to pass the area. It was in complete flames. Police were directing cars another way, while firefighters tried to put out the flames. We drove back home and it hasn’t been spoken of a lot. All I really know is that if we have gone that way, we must likely would’ve been caught up in the fire. Listen to your gut, and children.
Oh, I got a good one. I was standing in the active crater of the amazing and remote Ol Doinyo Lengai volcano in northern Tanzania, and one of the vents had just started to vigorously erupt a lava flow, and I was watching and filming (if you've never seen a volcano erupt _in person_ you are severely deprived...I mean, it looks amazing on television, but it's 100X better irl, with all 5 senses* engaged in the moment). But then, I realized that I was in a region of the crater surrounded by vents, any one of which (including the one I was no more than 10 feet from) could start erupting (volcanoes' eruptions are usually governed at the shallow level by the presence and release of gas in the magma, so if one vent starts erupting, others can as well). Anyway, nothing happened. I went back to my campsite 30 minutes later, had an epic night of intense lightning storms experienced from less than a thousand feet from the bottom of the storm clouds (another "I might be F-ed here" experience, with strong winds threatening to blow my tent down, and lightning/thunder time intervals of mere milliseconds, as two massive storms passed overhead in the space of 2 hours), and descended the next day. A few weeks later though, that crater, and indeed the very place I slept, was buried under more than 10 feet of lava. So...my fear was well-founded, even if I got lucky with the timing. *You see and hear the action, of course, but you feel the heat, and can both smell and taste the volcanic gases. It can be slightly overwhelming to a n00b.
Whenever someone says they want you to hear the word of God and you're not into it run do not look back with guilt you should not be forced to believe in something you're not comfortable with.
Oh boy, I actually have a story. When I was in college looking for a rental near the campus, I happened upon a 5-6 bedroom house that was owned by a policeman, which my mother and I thought meant it would be the safest lot in the community. First night went quietly and peacefully as people hadn't finished moving in yet, so I thought living with all these new faces would be a neat experience. Unfortunately, this first night also demonstrated the fatal exception my mother and I had missed: the policeman didn't actually LIVE there... Just two nights into getting acquainted, the roommates kicked up a party, and not the good kind of party: girls were done things they did not want done to them, some kind of drugs were used, holes were PUNCHED INTO the closet door across from my room... there was probably more crap, but that's what I remember. Aside from a brief excursion to the washroom, I wisely stayed locked in my bedroom and phoned my mom pretty much saying "get me the hell out of here". I was out of there the next morning. My mom is an angel; she had already found an opening in the area under a new landlord - who actually lived in the house this time, and God bless his soul for taking me on such short notice - and my mom and I packed my things so quickly and quietly that my now-former roommates slept through all of it. I never saw them again after that, but I do know my mom tipped off the policeman landlord about their drug use, so I can only assume their tenancy didn't last long. My only regret is that I couldn't see the look on their faces upon seeing that my (former) room, meticulously packed with enough stuff to fill a small house, was suddenly completely empty.
SweetWheatsy Chechnya wanted out of the new Russian republic and wanted to to be independent just like Georgia, Kazakhstan, and the various other Soviet Republics/Puppet states. Russia said no and they used military action. That is a basic summary of what happened.
17:46 Um I'm a Jehovah's witness and you could've literally said "no thanks, I'm not interested" and no one would've judged lol (as long as your respectful). Also it wouldn't have been "smiting god". sometimes I question why some people are so afraid of saying no sometimes, and I mean that in general. If you dont want to do or listen to something, just say no. I kinda feel bad for this guy but I also feel bad for the woman cos she spent seven hours talking to this person even though they didn't want her to.
dELPhInE sMiTh Well said, your comment should have a lot more likes. I haven’t even reached that one, but I can guess. I used to say “thank you, but I don’t like discussing religion at the door. Then I became LDS, so now I say thank you, but I’m a member of .... . I hope you have a good day, thanks for trying to share the gospel. And in summer I will check if they want a drink of cold water. I hope everyone treats our missionaries the same.
Totally agree. Seems like a lot of people don’t realize that saying no doesn’t mean you have to be rude. You can say no politely and respectfully. Literally just a “no thanks” or “I’m sorry, but no/I’m not interested/I can’t” will usually do the trick. It’s a very important skill tbh, and way too many people don’t have it.
dELPhInE sMiTh Sometimes people will freak out when you tell them that you aren’t interested, not everyone but some, so the guy was probably scared that she was one of those people (nothing against any religion, you believe what you feel is right)
Ehhh, I feel bad for you. I know you’re not gonna agree at all... but a Jehovah’s Witness is a very difficult one. And literally everyone knows it’s philosophy is flawed. I bet you think I’m stupid and go on your merry way after reading this. I can’t blame you, though. The cult is very good at making its members feel dependent on itself.....
"Realized that the camp was odd when the councilor took away my copy of Jane Magazine...we prayed over a photo of George Bush and spoke in tongues." Friendly reminder that speaking in tongues only invites possession by demons and isn't good prayer practice. Unless you want demons.
@@ceros1901 Pentecost is a religious thing (in christianity, cathloticism etc.) basically some disciples were vibing somewhere but then the Holy Spirit was like "ima just do what's called a pro gamer move" and put a little flaming thing on their tongues (they weren't set on fire) and they began speaking in all sorts of languages about the greatness of god or something, the funny bit about the story is people nearby thought they were drunk. It might be a figurative thing in the Bible i dunno
15:40 Bull: So here I was with an injured leg, and three of those two-leggers start walking towards me, while making these weird noises. I keep walking away from them and they keep following. Soon they have me cornered right next to a small pen trying to get me to go in. I try to leave but they keep making those weird noises. By now I'm freaking out, and injured leg or not, I have to get out of there. I jumped at the young one, who must've got scared, cause he ran and let me get away. Thank Apis, they didn't follow after me. I still see them every now and then, but they haven't bothered me since.
scariest I got to get out of here moment was when I was camping. I was camping with my family(with aunts and cousins) and my older cousin and I decided it would be a good idea to go drive to a lookout point on a path near our campsite. As we made our way towards the (what we believed to be) top., we saw this sign saying that there were campsites ahead. We decided to go further up cuz why not? As we're going there we notice a strange symbol on a rock. A little while later we decided that Nope were not going any further. We turn around and head back to our campsite. Turn's out that there were another one of those symbols that we saw earlier on a rock pushed aside(probably so no one could see it). Also, we discovered that the sign for the "campgrounds" was fake and painted on a piece of metal and designed to look like an official campsite sign. Never going there again.
when i was very young (like 10/11) i went out trick or treating with my friends on halloween. we were walking along a dark street somewhere around 10 pm, no parents to be seen. there were like 10 of us, and very close to someone in the groups home at any given time, so our parents probably thought we could take care of ourselves. as well, two of us were around 5’8/5’9, so we could pass as adults at a distance (if it weren’t for our costumes). when we were passing by our school, we heard this metallic scraping sound and looked around to see what was causing it. i spotted a guy (maybe 16) on the other side of the street dressed as ezio from assassans creed dragging a sword behind him on the road. i - having just finished ac 2 - shouted out that i liked his costume and he turns to look at us. and then he charged, sword held at the ready. he took a swipe at me and missed, before heading back to the other side of the road and continuing on his way. to this day i don’t know why he did it, who he was, or why he decided to turn away after trying to strike me. all i know is that my gut instinct was to club him with my candy bucket and not run like everyone else, and maybe that had something to do with it
That craigslist ad one makes total sense. When met with an unknown situation and complete terror fills you body, you can *only* think of the worst possible situations. I'm just glad it was a craigslist ad lol
wayward zayward it was a blast wave. If you’re close enough and if it’s strong enough it will definitely damage your lungs and ears, as they are pressure sensitive. I believe whiplash and other forms of physical trauma can be somewhat normal as well.
11:48 I just get that gut feeling sometimes too, and it’s a good thing I noticed it because not just out and about but at my own home too, found out some random dude kept stalking me went to the police station one day because I noticed him, I’ve never gotten that specific feeling like someone is watching me after that
My college classmates and I used to frequent an internet café, we went there almost every night, even during weekends. One night, I felt like telling my friends to skip going there that night. So I did. We agreed to head home. Next morning, I heard the owner of the internet café got killed there. He got shot in the head by his ex wife's boyfriend.
When I was younger, I HATED to sleep, and slept with my dad every night. One night I needed to leave the room to have fun and just ran over my dad and through the door while he wasn’t even asleep, and I ran out and hid.
There's this small business area near my apartment (like 3-4 businesses) on a side road that I've always felt uncomfortable and sometimes even watched when walking that road at night and I'm an overnight worker at a grocery store. Once when walking across the intersection one night (at midnight, I worked 12-8am at that point) every single hair on my body stood on end and I was immediately under the intense impression I was being intently watched or followed and went into full alert mode. I've never walked that road since and I hope I don't find out if there's anything actually there. (I'm a 6ft 2 male for reference.)
Your Daily Joke: A car hits an old lady while she is crossing the street. The old lady only has minor injuries. At the police station, the driver protests: - It is not my fault! I am a very cautious driver. I have been driving for five years! - It's not my fault either, officer! I'm also a cautious person. And I have been walking for the past 50 years! Thank you for 50 Likes, Most likes I've ever gotten
It was a winter night and I was coming back home from a mechanics course I had from 6pm to 10pm. I don't live in a safe neighborhood and was wearing a hoodie with the hood on because of the cold. When I put the keys at the front door, here comes to police officers from a car, pointing guns at my face and chest asking if I did dr*gs or something. I denied while they searched me, only to find the course's uniform and my ID card from there. After concluding that I had nothing to do with the shooting that took place before I arrived, they let me go.
TL;DR I got out of China before the coronavirus or possible panic got worse. I just had one of these moments. I'm an English teacher working at a university in Beijing. I was in Thailand on vacation when all the coronavirus talk started. At first I didn't think it was a big deal, so I went back to Beijing after my week of vacation. The few days I was there, campus was shut down, the students who were still there weren't allowed to leave campus unless they were foreign students going home. I was willing to wait it out. I don't mind isolation and I was actually looking forward to the alone time. One night, I was chatting with to a coworker on WeChat who was staying on campus (he has a Chinese wife and they just had a baby), and he was telling me that I should start buying enough rice and beans that will last until May. As I've told friends, I'm not afraid of the virus, but I am afraid of how people react to it. Anyway, after talking with him, I got that gut feeling that said GTFO. So, that night I bought a ticket for a flight home. I was able to get through mere hours before the restrictions took place, and a couple days before flights stopped altogether. For those wondering, my fourteen days are almost up and no fever.
Murderer: I'm going to kill you
Me: No thanks *walks away*
Murderer: O.O
Ash Ketchup lol
It’s like Swiper No Swiping he can’t do it if you says no
Of course, they need consent.
Toner C. I was gonna make a reference like that lol-
Isidora murderer: well what am I gonna do now, that was my whole night’s plans
This person finna die and their only response was
"NO THANKS"
She noped her way out of death
Gonna*
@Ryoji Z "kidding"? no one jokes like that to a stranger, thats a psychopath
EWW you said finna
NO THANKS BRO
That 10 year old has more sensitivity than his cheating mom. Kid knows the score
Probably lives with his dad and took after him . It amazes me how can someone be so insensitive like the mother . Curious .
Oscaka 007 no, sounds like the mom has custody. But the kid is smarter and more perceptive than her
@@PrincessAshley972
The mother probably knew exactly what she was doing. Women can be downright vindictive sometimes.
@@kyriss12 Oh no, she absolutely knew and definitely knew how much torture it was to her ex. Thankfully, kids are smart and observant, he made it clear that he prefers his dad over his mom and finally gave him an escape from that torment so he can finally be at peace, whether he did it knowingly or just unwittingly, hard to tell but either way, it works out for everyone, except the vindictive bitch.
@@combinecommando001 it just reminded me of that saying:
"Don't give a woman who's emotional a gun."
And its too true because women are not good at controlling their emotions. They ACT on their emotions.
So imagine giving a woman a fucking gun out of all things? Especially when mad or sad?
Hell naw.
Wait, so the whole meme about “If some is about to kill you, just say no. They can’t legally kill you without your consent.” Actually works? wtf?
Your profile pic is very appropiate.
Your profile pic is very appropiate for your question.
@@jellyfishi_ if this is true then he's lucky enough to save himself. If the guy with a weapon is desperate, this most likely won't work. No desperate person like to not to be taken seriously and could end up badly for the victim
Memes never lie.
Justice Iria why did you say the exact same thing twice
Okay, everything is fine now. He's only here to kill Jeremy, phew what a relief haha.
Ah dude i got so scared for a second there, wooh, but its only Jeremy he’s here to kill so, no problem.
🤣🤣
Maybe they were doing things in the old Samurai style..."It's fine, dude. It's just Vendetta...you go nothin' to worry about."
Lol
Nvm its only him
Buying a gun on Craigslist doesnt sound smart lol
Meeting INSIDE of a public restaurant to do the transaction sounds even dumber, Lol.
wargriffin5 i dunno, meeting in a back alley alone sounds a lot more risky.
especially at 3 AM
That one cracked me up 😂
'Murica
Wizard? Nah. Sounds like the police found where Santa's summer home was, and they were getting their presents one way or another.
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Just Some Guy with a Mustache all the cops were found stuffed with coal roasting on spits
The central park rangers. He put them on the naughty list and they never forgave him.
Ah, we meet again. Happy new year fellow youtube commenter.
@You'reAn馬鹿 first time this guy comment on this channel lol.
"Mother is a sacred thing. You should go." Kiddo you got a kidnapper with morals tf
Some of these sound fake. Especially the first one. The only way the first one could be real is if it was a prank.
That's just abducting 101
If someone is expecting your victim it will be way harder to cover stuff up, so why bother?
Gamerdept how do you know tha...
@@MilkyNep ._.
@@Betaster3000 1. Simple logic
2. Maybe he works as a cop/private investigator or lawyer
“Ok, he is here to kill Jeremy” I died idk why that’s kinda funny
4:15
Imagine if he decided not to wait and just went ahead and stabbed him.
Oh God no
That would not end well
I think he'd have a good defense in court that he believed he was acting in self defense or defense of others, but the diner would be a bloodfest
D the Evil
Very true, very true
Also, THE OTHER GUY HAD A GUN
Dressing like his mom, talking like his mom, eating what his mom used to eat, keeping her remains nearby... I can’t be the only one getting Norman Bates vibes here, can I?
That's the first thing that came to my mind too. As I heard it I was like is that Norman Bates?
the real reason why OP noped the fuck out
Yep, feel sorry for him, but damn he needs some professional help.
I thought the mannerisms were familiar
@@rizon72 lets hope hes good after 3 years
"My friend called me judgy and went back in to try it. He is now a crackhead." Lmao 🤣💀
2:10 As a gun enthusiast, for this reason, I always transport guns in cases, locked, and out of sight as much as possible. Even though I’m following the law and am well within my rights, I don’t want to make anyone scared like this.
Right?! I honestly would have thought the same as that lady. Imagine the horror later realizing that you could have possibly killed someone who never intended to do what you suspected and then having to live with that guilt and if not, spend the rest of your life in prison over a misunderstanding? It would have been a terrible situation. That guy should be more aware of himself and of others, especially the way he hid the gun behind the counter. Its ridiculous how he could have not realize how it must have looked to others?
(Although I admit I am an airheaded and occasionally lack of self-awareness, but that's not excusable in cases like this.)
Thank you
nwmancuso
weirdo I keep a 50. Cal attached to the side of my truck
@@centurion0-199 you are part of the problem, dude
Maks
Well you aren’t part of the solution
"no thanks."
**crime rate shockingly drops to 0**
Understandable, have a nice Day
Crime has now been solved. That person is a Hero©.
Ah yes.
I too needed to get the duck out of there.
The duck was in danger
Fucking you gave me hiccups comedy gold
Such an elegant profile photo, you have.
Ryan McKenna wh thank it is a work of art if I do say so myself.
Thanks Spookiester!
Ryan Wequ , aye no problem fam.
Reddit is definitely the cause of my paranoia.
I'm paranoid and I have a bit of anxiety
Same, but I hide it quite well by acting like an extrovert.
You can be an extrovert and still have paranoia
Yes, but it’s hidden better
No thanks to yukiko
I had a moment like this when I was born
wow
Evill01 so no head ?
@@sewerboysclub9479 i just imagined you saying aight imma head out as a baby coming out of the womb
@@abreckenridge3001 *smashes phone and jumps on skateboard*
If the background was white I would get the heck out of here
I’m still here
first reply?
second reply?
DJ Animetion third reply ?
Fourth reply?
fifth reply?
Kid: no, sorry, my mother is waiting for me.
Kidnapper: Professionals have standards.
Everyone: I had that feeling in my gut, y’know?
Me: I think my gut is dead
never had a "gut feeling" before
@@kyoukajirou3379 I have to clarify:
My gut tells me to do something at the last second or when it's too late (like in tests)
My gut ALSO tells me to do something I shouldn't do just because it looks better (also like in tests)
Kyouka Jirou it’s kinda a like that feeling when you think you forgot something but you really don’t
1:09 Gandalf versus Police.
When the police approach him
Gandalf- YOU SHALL NOT PASS
@@WillTS2 top ten anime battles
@@legitmusicgaming4749 r/cursed comments
LegitMusicGaming I live their
@@SnAp_-cg8pz The battle must been awesome
When your parents say
"We need to talk."
More like when anyone says "we need to talk"
Significant other?
Check
Boss?
Check
Clerk at your favorite gas station?
Check
Its always either divorce cancer or them knowing you watch "porb" btw i know that its in wrong spelling but ill call it "porb" anyway
Whippetha creem I got chills
Hhm no
*people trying to see if there is a camera in their bathroom*
*me keeping my eyes wide open just in case a demon comes and slashes me when i wash my face*
lmao same
Same some people get me my family just thinks I’m crazy
Lol 😂😂 same....
But like, even if you see it coming... Watcha gonna do about it?
@@sebastianb.3978 I have a Bible so maybe that'll do something
psycho: I'M GOING TO PUT YOU THROUGH A SPIKED FENCE NAKED
person: no thanks.
psycho:
psycho:
psycho, internally: i don-- what do i do??? they said no
I think this is one of those guys that had THOSE kind of moms
what a gentleman ☺️
and all the while 4 months later and i'm just sitting still wondering what a spiked fence is
Psycho: understandable have a great day
Jesus christ Sonic, I didn't think your advice would work!
My biggest get the heck out of here is when the school calls code black and says this is not a drill
What's code black
@@dooderbug2437 when an intruder/unknown animal is on campus
Graham Smith do y’all have any other codes
@@kingofdemons948 yes
Graham Smith mine listing them
I was out with a few friends on their first hunt, and we found a dead body of another hunter. Limbs torn off, decapitated, and heart torn out. We heard the most animalistic rage fueled howl we ever heard. And that’s including movies and shows. We ran straight back to the truck and I floored it until we got back to my cabin
Was it a person, and were they ever caught
HOI IM TEMMIE we think whatever killed the hunter is whatever howled
it’s scp 096
Senior Taco dang lucky you
Senior Taco what did the howl sound like?
That one about drugs at a party jogged by memory - when I was 17 I was hanging out with a group of friends at a BMX track, there was another, younger group of kids there that we vaguely knew. We were there and the younger kids start taking pills, then start huffing aerosols. When they are distracted, one of my friends grabs my elbow and points to the exit. We leave quietly before anyone notices we are gone, and go back into town to my friends house. He makes us cups of tea and brings out biscuits, then lectures us all on how we will turn retarded if we do drugs.
Best friend ever, and he even made y'all biscuits and tea👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
your friend is a good man/woman. Make sure you keep them close
Your friend is a true bro. Make him a brew sometime as thanks.
Your friend is a good man
Thats actually wholesome
When I was still in HS (a sophomore I think) I was just going through my classes, all was good, then out of nowhere my gut wrenches and my mind screams at me "YOU NEED TO GO TO THE OFFICE AND GET OUT NOW!" so I get up say some bs like "I think I'm gonna be sick, can I go to the office" and get there, call my mom to come and get me ASAP. when we got home and the feeling went away. I still have no clue why, but the feeling was just so intense that I HAD to act, it was one of those feelings that said "if you don't do this you are gonna die"
Did anything happen at the school?
@@_z4ck16 From what I can remember from that day(which isn't that much tbh) I don't think so. It could have been that type of thing like "How long has that car been trailing behind me?" I also don't know whether or not that feeling was for me or my mom, all I remember was this instinctual "I NEED to run or death!" feeling.
You forget you had homework or a presentation or something? Cause I *remember* that feeling all too well.
"sense of doom" is an actual symptom sometimes, specifically for allergies. It's good to listen to your body.
@@PrismZet except I have no allergies to speak of....
A friend of mine once invited me to go to a party, a few towns away, to meet a girl he was chatting up and was potential girlfriend material. I agreed and we headed over on the train. After only a short while at the party, we realise everyone there is off their face on coke and some guy with a teardrop tattoo keeps talking about his time in prison to us. We excused ourselves outside for a cigarette and ran back to the train station, never saw any of them ever again.
My "I need to get the hell out of here as fast as possible" moment was in my math class.
What happened?
@@Cacowninja Math happened. Very few like Math.
@@Cacowninja the worst thing possible on earth
Congrats, you can now get right to the safety of your bed, nearly instantly, straight from your math class.
Maybe someone pulled a 9mm
"I dropped my bike and decided to run away" LOL
Matheus Sampaio i dropped my car and decided to walk away very loudly
Maybe he was still new to riding
One time I was playing COD in my family room which is right next to a big window and glass doors facing my backyard and all of the sudden I started hearing police radio chatter and I was weirded out but kept playing because it thought that maybe it was normal but when they got louder I finally took off my headphones and still heard it, so I stood up and looked out into my backyard and there was a full on K-9 unit with like 5 police with assault rifles running through my backyard looking around hastily and they look at me with my Ps4 controller in hand staring outside and they shout “Civilian inside! Clear!” And I had no idea what was going on and I hear knocking on the door and I see a policeman through the peep-hole so I open the door and he tells me to like stay inside and don’t let any strangers in and stuff like that (I can’t remember specifics). So I just go back to playing my game and later that day I found out that this guy the police were chasing did a grand theft auto, with like a full arsenal of weapons after I think robbing something and drove the car down our neighborhood stopped right next to the canal and tried to hide in there, but was later caught. Again, it wasn’t on the news so I didn’t find out anything specific, but it was crazy. And if you’re wondering, I don’t live in a very bad neighborhood, nothing much happens there, super boring most of the time.
I was afraid that they were gonna think your ps4 controller was a gun and then point their weapons at you lol. It must've been so weird to see them all rummaging around in your background, see you and then shout about a civilian being there.
I was walking through Moscow at around midnight with my best friend (visiting family in Russia) and i saw a group of people holding syringes and heating heroin on a spoon. Saw the guys repeatedly looking at us and muttering. Then one of them shouted at us to come over to talk. I had never been so terrified in my life. We ran away as fast as we could. They were probably gonna try and mug us or something.
1:32 sone police cars have a mode where they can run, though on limited range, on fully electric power with the engine completely disabled. It's really cool and also unnerving at the same time. This is how they're able to pop up out of thin air and ambush people at such close range without being spotted until the very last fraction of a second.
I remember one night after getting off work, I was stopped at a roadblock. The first thing I saw when I got to the intersection were dim blue lights. I didn’t know what they were, so I showed down until I figured out they were police lights.
that would be pretty scary. Imagine walking on the road at night, completely silent and then suddenly dozens of blue and red lights start flashing behind you
My biggest “I have to get the frick out of here as soon as possible” is when I was exploring an abandoned factory and was about to go into another building and realized it said on a sign “ warning: risk of cancer and lung disease realized it says that on all buildings and immediately exited the place. I am going back with a respirator.
Edit:13 is I think the most likes I've ever gotten
•~• wasn't expecting 49 likes not gonna lie
When I was young, I used to do that. At the time I lived near an abandoned plant that used to manufacture matches.
@@tailgunner2 nice I'm currently exploring the second one (same one) but first I explored an abandoned/bankrupt place just across the street the abandoned place is like a ten minute walk down the street. In this one me and my friend played with a fire extinguisher and set off the fire alarm. That's my second "I have to get the frick out of here!" Moment
49? I bet you weren't expecting 60!
naah what about 87
105!
I don’t understand. Why does everyone have a Duck to get out of there?
Dark Raven 510 fight or flight
People like their ducks a lot.
@@kingofdemons948 this is gold
Anatidaephobia, all you need is a duck, then your out of there.
r/wooosh
My friend told me a super creepy experience that happened while they were at a choir camp. I wasn't listening too well, so this isn't exactly it, but it's close enough.
She was at the camp, and it was an overnight camp, so she and the people she shared her room with in the building were about to sleep. They were settling in when they saw blood on the sheets. Naturally, everyone wanted new sheets. They looked for supervisors, but it was really late, and everyone was sleeping. The building was creepy and dark, and it wasn't the easiest to navigate the looming place. They knocked on a supervisor's door. No answer. They find another supervisor's room, and thankfully, she was awake. They get new sheets, and get ready to remake the beds when they realized the sheets were bloody again AND one of the sheets had a HUGE spider with tons of baby spiders on it hiding in it! They run out and explained to the supervisor what happened, and she agreed that they needed a new room. The thing was, the suitcases were still in the room. My friend had rushed in, quickly grabbed all of the luggage, and ran back out as quickly as possible. My friend couldn't remember what had happened next, but she did remember one of her roommates puking from seeing all the blood and the spiders.
I entirely understand why my friend never wanted to go there again!
For those asking if the first one could be real, one day when I was 17, I was walking to home from high school looking at my phone (it was 18h) and suddenly a man told me "give me your phone rn" and he tried to take my phone but I thought he was going to give a leaflet so I moved away and my answer was "no, thanks" but I usually walk too fast and doesn't even pay attention to people so I answer without knowing what was he saying, I walked some meters and I asked myself what did he say so I looked back to him and he was just standing there looking at me with a knife on his hand, that's the moment I saw the knife and I literally started walking faster (probably running Idk tbh) to the closest store I found, he didn't followed me and I was so in shock then I called a taxi cause I was scared he was waiting for me outside, never thought could work, Idk why he didn't followed me he had a knife could have done anything but maybe he was in shock that I answered like that.
Probably he's not used to do that
Murderer: *About to kill me*
Me: "No thanks."
Murderer: Ö
Bruh why ✋💀
Ö
@@Sixfold298 Ü
@@z.b.8168Ä
I feel I shouldn't laugh, but the friend calling me judgey and going back into the house followed by, "he's now a crackhead." Actually made me lol
That last one really hit me in the feels. I don't know what I'll do when I lose my mom, and I wouldn't be surprised if I ended up an even bigger mess than he was.
Same
Simple man here: I see Yukiko, I click
its yukiko? i was trying so hard to figure out if its her from the thumbnail because she looks creepy a heck lolol.
That’s why I clicked too, but Naoto best girl
Yukiko Amagi, the red demon of the Amagi inn.
Demonic Mudkip thumbnail inaccurate! She doesnt kill with a knife *SHE KILLS WITH MYSTERY FOOD X!!!*
@@RandomPerson-kz9uf
But isnt that like
Literally all girls from persona 4
0:22
Life hack: Always ask nicely / Respond politely
What a defined gentleman for accepting that polite response
“The door opens and a man in a trench coat walks in”.
Me: Kirito is that you?
sword art online?
2:09 their guild was going up against the raid boss a d didn’t want to share loot
Easy: so long story short, I almost got laid. I say almost cause in reality I arrived a lil late and saw a whole lotta dudes waiting for me. Luckily they didn’t notice me, and I booked it. Yep, I avoided getting laid out. TLDR: got catfished and almost got laid out
I think laid means something different where you are from
@@Lee-bv7tj I think it's a joke/pun. He said he got catfished, which usually happens with romantic relationships online. So maybe he went to get laid, and ended up almost getting laid out.
My biggest moment was: Walking into work.
Mine was taking a bicker backer licker lacked patty wack snapper back almost missing explosive stinky wet burning giant breaking ass crackening big-ass double decker dump after eating all the things that make me shit the fuck out of myself. Holy shit
The one with Jeremy and the gun had the funniest ending ever.
The one with the LSD in the drink made my skin crawl. When the paint started melting off the walls I assumed “oh it’s like a horror movie reference or some shit” NO IT WAS A FUCKING HALLUCINATION
"My our son.."
Communism 100
Komunisn
I think the carpet was that so if you were shot, your blood wouldn’t stain the ground? Just a guess
The girls stories about finding cameras made me sad :( I don't want this to keep happening
how do you know it was girls?
“Found my inner track star” 😂 if only I found mine during 5k runs at school I wouldn’t be so exhausted and sweating in the class after physical education
That 40k joke was absolute gold
10:43 Don’t mind me, just using this as a bookmark. Have a good day/night! 🌼
"Mother is a sacred thing. You better go."
Good morals, bad projection
The gun-transaction one was really wild and he explained the whole scenario very well. Just goes to show that something as "mundane" as such a transaction can be extremely traumatic for those unaware (note: as a Scandinavian I don't consider that mundane at ALL, but I'd assume it unfortunately to be so for a good amount of Americans). Hope he got some psychological assistance afterwards, honestly.
I was getting ice tea, a giant dancing cokroach flew on my shoulder, i yeeted it off and ran.
Murderer: I'm gonna put you on iron fe-
Person: *NO*
Murderer: Understandable. Have a nice day.
NGL I want to see how the Russian fight turned out.
3.. one would be every time I heard a lot of yelling from next door (used to be a [sketchy, but nobody could prove the guy knowingly took stolen phones, while others got poor service [whether refusal for trade because they got a dud or the guy not caring enough to help with a basic question]) phone/laptop repair/sell shop next door.), with one guy in particular yelling that the guy was lucky his shop was inside a commercial building or he would have shot him. Nobody in here liked the guy so we were all relieved when he relocated out.
2- Late night bus ride back to student house, there was this guy rocking in his seat which made me nervous. Did my best not to look sideways at him because I was worried he might see me looking and who knows what would happen. Next thing I know, he was on his feet screeching at the poor soul who was seated directly across from him. No idea what the guy thought the other one said/did because he was incohesive. Thankfully the other guy didn't stand up or escalate it in any other way.. and the guy got off a few stops later while still cursing (even said stuff about the bus driver). Driver was like.. tf was that about? I regret not asking the guy if he was ok after that confrontation..
3- Mom had stopped in some random spot in an industrial looking area in Toronto to check map or something. For some reason, I got hit with sudden anxiety, so strong I had tears. Repeated in my head that we had to leave. Nothing happened, and there wasn't even anything to suggest we were in danger (not a soul in sight iirc).
Murderer: Time to die
Op: no
Murderer: understandable, have a great day
Here's one and most people probably won't believe but when I was 12 me, my dad, (my 2 cousins who where teenagers at the time)
Explored a huge abandoned house like 10 stories tall or something and we all had flashlights we spent 30 Minutes in there I had eventually had to jump a 10 foot fall gap that terrified me to go across it was from a window to a staircase coming up the building me and my dad went through it, my 2 cousins said they saw a security guard driving around the building so my dad said for them to head for the exit and since me and him were already inside the building we ran down so many stairs in under 2 minutes, i slipped twice, the first time I slammed my foot into a pipe it hurt real bad but the adrenaline rush I was feeling helped me push through it and my dad even slammed a metal door open with his shoulder, we jumped a fence and met up with my cousins who had just sneeked past the security guard so we ran back to the car.
But one thing I will say though I swear I saw someone looking down from the highest window of the building I didn't say anything because I figured they wouldn't believe me
‘A man in a trench coat walks in’
Me: *DOCTOR WHO*
Me: *hears the word Shibuya*
My brain: *WAKE UP, GET UP, GET OUT THERE!!!*
is that a.. Persona reference??
“My friend called me judgy, and went back in to try it. He is now a crackhead” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"ok i think, he is here to kill Jeremy"
ah yes.
I remember a couple months ago, my family went on a road trip. Can’t remember why. We were driving, I noticed smoke coming from the sky ahead of us. I told my dad not drive there, I had a horrible gut feeling about it. Luckily my dad is a understanding guy and turned around and went a different way. On our way back from a diner, we happened to pass the area. It was in complete flames. Police were directing cars another way, while firefighters tried to put out the flames. We drove back home and it hasn’t been spoken of a lot. All I really know is that if we have gone that way, we must likely would’ve been caught up in the fire.
Listen to your gut, and children.
Oh, I got a good one. I was standing in the active crater of the amazing and remote Ol Doinyo Lengai volcano in northern Tanzania, and one of the vents had just started to vigorously erupt a lava flow, and I was watching and filming (if you've never seen a volcano erupt _in person_ you are severely deprived...I mean, it looks amazing on television, but it's 100X better irl, with all 5 senses* engaged in the moment). But then, I realized that I was in a region of the crater surrounded by vents, any one of which (including the one I was no more than 10 feet from) could start erupting (volcanoes' eruptions are usually governed at the shallow level by the presence and release of gas in the magma, so if one vent starts erupting, others can as well). Anyway, nothing happened. I went back to my campsite 30 minutes later, had an epic night of intense lightning storms experienced from less than a thousand feet from the bottom of the storm clouds (another "I might be F-ed here" experience, with strong winds threatening to blow my tent down, and lightning/thunder time intervals of mere milliseconds, as two massive storms passed overhead in the space of 2 hours), and descended the next day. A few weeks later though, that crater, and indeed the very place I slept, was buried under more than 10 feet of lava. So...my fear was well-founded, even if I got lucky with the timing.
*You see and hear the action, of course, but you feel the heat, and can both smell and taste the volcanic gases. It can be slightly overwhelming to a n00b.
Whenever someone says they want you to hear the word of God and you're not into it run do not look back with guilt you should not be forced to believe in something you're not comfortable with.
Lol
I'd like to see your reaction when the world ends then hallelujah.
@@Good_Watch I'm sure it ends because of us lmao
Don't worry as long as youre not holding me back from runningfor my life to sit down and pray for forgiveness I'll pray as I run for my life.
I love God, but enforcing my fact on others is simply gay. Overall forcing something on ppl is just gay.
6:30
“That’s the one I’m looking forward to”
HAHAHA
Oh boy, I actually have a story.
When I was in college looking for a rental near the campus, I happened upon a 5-6 bedroom house that was owned by a policeman, which my mother and I thought meant it would be the safest lot in the community. First night went quietly and peacefully as people hadn't finished moving in yet, so I thought living with all these new faces would be a neat experience. Unfortunately, this first night also demonstrated the fatal exception my mother and I had missed: the policeman didn't actually LIVE there...
Just two nights into getting acquainted, the roommates kicked up a party, and not the good kind of party: girls were done things they did not want done to them, some kind of drugs were used, holes were PUNCHED INTO the closet door across from my room... there was probably more crap, but that's what I remember. Aside from a brief excursion to the washroom, I wisely stayed locked in my bedroom and phoned my mom pretty much saying "get me the hell out of here".
I was out of there the next morning. My mom is an angel; she had already found an opening in the area under a new landlord - who actually lived in the house this time, and God bless his soul for taking me on such short notice - and my mom and I packed my things so quickly and quietly that my now-former roommates slept through all of it. I never saw them again after that, but I do know my mom tipped off the policeman landlord about their drug use, so I can only assume their tenancy didn't last long.
My only regret is that I couldn't see the look on their faces upon seeing that my (former) room, meticulously packed with enough stuff to fill a small house, was suddenly completely empty.
my experience was when i was almost struck by lighting when i was like 7, because i was playing in the rain with a metal rake like dumb***
4:42 props to the kid,👍 he new what his dad was going through and told him it was okay if he didn't came.
I heard Chechnya and 1995 and thought, "oh GOD OH NO"
What was that civil war about?
SweetWheatsy Chechnya wanted out of the new Russian republic and wanted to to be independent just like Georgia, Kazakhstan, and the various other Soviet Republics/Puppet states. Russia said no and they used military action. That is a basic summary of what happened.
@@sweetwheatsy
Yeah, and crime ran rampant in places not directly fighting Russia.
The boss in the last story....would his name happen to be Norman?
looking for this comment
Why do you ask?
@@drownedsnail7803 Ever seen 'Bates Motel'?
You know what? That’s probably why I didn’t get the joke. (If it was a joke, that is)
@@Tom_The_Cat or Psycho
17:46 Um I'm a Jehovah's witness and you could've literally said "no thanks, I'm not interested" and no one would've judged lol (as long as your respectful). Also it wouldn't have been "smiting god". sometimes I question why some people are so afraid of saying no sometimes, and I mean that in general. If you dont want to do or listen to something, just say no. I kinda feel bad for this guy but I also feel bad for the woman cos she spent seven hours talking to this person even though they didn't want her to.
Exactly
dELPhInE sMiTh Well said, your comment should have a lot more likes. I haven’t even reached that one, but I can guess. I used to say “thank you, but I don’t like discussing religion at the door. Then I became LDS, so now I say thank you, but I’m a member of .... . I hope you have a good day, thanks for trying to share the gospel. And in summer I will check if they want a drink of cold water. I hope everyone treats our missionaries the same.
Totally agree. Seems like a lot of people don’t realize that saying no doesn’t mean you have to be rude. You can say no politely and respectfully. Literally just a “no thanks” or “I’m sorry, but no/I’m not interested/I can’t” will usually do the trick. It’s a very important skill tbh, and way too many people don’t have it.
dELPhInE sMiTh
Sometimes people will freak out when you tell them that you aren’t interested, not everyone but some, so the guy was probably scared that she was one of those people (nothing against any religion, you believe what you feel is right)
Ehhh, I feel bad for you. I know you’re not gonna agree at all... but a Jehovah’s Witness is a very difficult one. And literally everyone knows it’s philosophy is flawed. I bet you think I’m stupid and go on your merry way after reading this. I can’t blame you, though. The cult is very good at making its members feel dependent on itself.....
"Realized that the camp was odd when the councilor took away my copy of Jane Magazine...we prayed over a photo of George Bush and spoke in tongues."
Friendly reminder that speaking in tongues only invites possession by demons and isn't good prayer practice. Unless you want demons.
You're wrong.
I didn’t get that story idk what a pente whatever camp is can you explain it to me pls
@@ceros1901 Pentecost is a religious thing (in christianity, cathloticism etc.) basically some disciples were vibing somewhere but then the Holy Spirit was like "ima just do what's called a pro gamer move" and put a little flaming thing on their tongues (they weren't set on fire) and they began speaking in all sorts of languages about the greatness of god or something, the funny bit about the story is people nearby thought they were drunk. It might be a figurative thing in the Bible i dunno
@@froggers8945 ok thanks makes it much more clear
Imagine she stabbed the dude before finding out he was just selling the gun
15:40 Bull: So here I was with an injured leg, and three of those two-leggers start walking towards me, while making these weird noises. I keep walking away from them and they keep following. Soon they have me cornered right next to a small pen trying to get me to go in. I try to leave but they keep making those weird noises. By now I'm freaking out, and injured leg or not, I have to get out of there. I jumped at the young one, who must've got scared, cause he ran and let me get away. Thank Apis, they didn't follow after me. I still see them every now and then, but they haven't bothered me since.
My sister told me to get the broom when i got into the room a cockroach was on the broom and i ran like my life depended on it
scariest I got to get out of here moment was when I was camping. I was camping with my family(with aunts and cousins) and my older cousin and I decided it would be a good idea to go drive to a lookout point on a path near our campsite. As we made our way towards the (what we believed to be) top., we saw this sign saying that there were campsites ahead. We decided to go further up cuz why not? As we're going there we notice a strange symbol on a rock. A little while later we decided that Nope were not going any further. We turn around and head back to our campsite. Turn's out that there were another one of those symbols that we saw earlier on a rock pushed aside(probably so no one could see it). Also, we discovered that the sign for the "campgrounds" was fake and painted on a piece of metal and designed to look like an official campsite sign. Never going there again.
when i was very young (like 10/11) i went out trick or treating with my friends on halloween. we were walking along a dark street somewhere around 10 pm, no parents to be seen. there were like 10 of us, and very close to someone in the groups home at any given time, so our parents probably thought we could take care of ourselves. as well, two of us were around 5’8/5’9, so we could pass as adults at a distance (if it weren’t for our costumes).
when we were passing by our school, we heard this metallic scraping sound and looked around to see what was causing it. i spotted a guy (maybe 16) on the other side of the street dressed as ezio from assassans creed dragging a sword behind him on the road. i - having just finished ac 2 - shouted out that i liked his costume and he turns to look at us.
and then he charged, sword held at the ready. he took a swipe at me and missed, before heading back to the other side of the road and continuing on his way.
to this day i don’t know why he did it, who he was, or why he decided to turn away after trying to strike me. all i know is that my gut instinct was to club him with my candy bucket and not run like everyone else, and maybe that had something to do with it
That craigslist ad one makes total sense. When met with an unknown situation and complete terror fills you body, you can *only* think of the worst possible situations.
I'm just glad it was a craigslist ad lol
sad to say i recognized the thumbnail as yukiko from a yandere persona 4 x reader fic 😔
- ̗̀ lyd! ̖́ - not really. Imbrace your inna weeb
- ̗̀ lyd! ̖́ - that sounds amazing.
I also recognized it but I never saw this fic you mention, I think I found the image on google. Used it on an edit.
I knew it was yukiko but that was besides it. Surprising what people know
Yukiko if you decided to go for chie instead of her lol
I would like to know more about the “wave” the fireworks caused. Was it a sound wave? Would it hurt you/feel uncomfortable?
wayward zayward it was a blast wave. If you’re close enough and if it’s strong enough it will definitely damage your lungs and ears, as they are pressure sensitive. I believe whiplash and other forms of physical trauma can be somewhat normal as well.
This is exactly what I felt once I logged onto Deviantart
11:48 I just get that gut feeling sometimes too, and it’s a good thing I noticed it because not just out and about but at my own home too, found out some random dude kept stalking me went to the police station one day because I noticed him, I’ve never gotten that specific feeling like someone is watching me after that
My college classmates and I used to frequent an internet café, we went there almost every night, even during weekends. One night, I felt like telling my friends to skip going there that night. So I did. We agreed to head home.
Next morning, I heard the owner of the internet café got killed there. He got shot in the head by his ex wife's boyfriend.
1:09 sounds like he accidentally walked on to the protagonist of our planets sensei or something
Me seeing the thumbnail: Why is Yukiko from persona 4 is looking like that
Rather get stabbed to death than getting eat her early cooking...
It's her when you fail to rescue her from her shadow
Remember to use the revival bead when Yukiko goes down, or she will haunt you.
YUKIKO AMAGI FROM THE POPULAR GAME SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI PERSONA 4 FOR THE PLAYSTATION 2 MIGHT HAVE EVIL THOUGHTS.
When I was younger, I HATED to sleep, and slept with my dad every night. One night I needed to leave the room to have fun and just ran over my dad and through the door while he wasn’t even asleep, and I ran out and hid.
There's this small business area near my apartment (like 3-4 businesses) on a side road that I've always felt uncomfortable and sometimes even watched when walking that road at night and I'm an overnight worker at a grocery store. Once when walking across the intersection one night (at midnight, I worked 12-8am at that point) every single hair on my body stood on end and I was immediately under the intense impression I was being intently watched or followed and went into full alert mode. I've never walked that road since and I hope I don't find out if there's anything actually there. (I'm a 6ft 2 male for reference.)
The story in 4:08 is like comedy. Somehow there are choices he/she mentally thought of and whatever it cracks me up
2:50 you know who that man in the trench coat was, JD from Heathers, he was there to take Jeremy's squip
Keep making good content like this. I really enjoy this.
and remember to get the duck out of here!
@@TribunalxWarrior yep!
Your Daily Joke:
A car hits an old lady while she is crossing the street. The old lady only has minor injuries. At the police station, the driver protests:
- It is not my fault! I am a very cautious driver. I have been driving for five years!
- It's not my fault either, officer! I'm also a cautious person. And I have been walking for the past 50 years!
Thank you for 50 Likes, Most likes I've ever gotten
RB Reddit I don’t get it
@@2643-w8i same
yeah.
RB Reddit is dis supposed to be funny
don't get it
It was a winter night and I was coming back home from a mechanics course I had from 6pm to 10pm. I don't live in a safe neighborhood and was wearing a hoodie with the hood on because of the cold. When I put the keys at the front door, here comes to police officers from a car, pointing guns at my face and chest asking if I did dr*gs or something. I denied while they searched me, only to find the course's uniform and my ID card from there. After concluding that I had nothing to do with the shooting that took place before I arrived, they let me go.
TL;DR I got out of China before the coronavirus or possible panic got worse.
I just had one of these moments. I'm an English teacher working at a university in Beijing. I was in Thailand on vacation when all the coronavirus talk started. At first I didn't think it was a big deal, so I went back to Beijing after my week of vacation. The few days I was there, campus was shut down, the students who were still there weren't allowed to leave campus unless they were foreign students going home. I was willing to wait it out. I don't mind isolation and I was actually looking forward to the alone time. One night, I was chatting with to a coworker on WeChat who was staying on campus (he has a Chinese wife and they just had a baby), and he was telling me that I should start buying enough rice and beans that will last until May. As I've told friends, I'm not afraid of the virus, but I am afraid of how people react to it. Anyway, after talking with him, I got that gut feeling that said GTFO. So, that night I bought a ticket for a flight home. I was able to get through mere hours before the restrictions took place, and a couple days before flights stopped altogether. For those wondering, my fourteen days are almost up and no fever.
Lmao y'all know you're too high when all asudden you're like "I gotta get outta here".