STONEFISH - Most Poisonous Fish In The World Cooked 2 Ways!

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @KOIDO.99
    @KOIDO.99 5 лет назад +6060

    Stonefish: can't touch me, im poisonous!
    Human: i can cook you in two ways.
    Stonefish: this planet is insane.

  • @stealthguy7249
    @stealthguy7249 5 лет назад +3014

    Stonefish: *evolves poison to not be eaten*
    Humans: *Y U M M Y*

    • @brolynangelify
      @brolynangelify 5 лет назад +4

      Dank_Souls lol

    • @da3329
      @da3329 5 лет назад +63

      *fish enchants chestplate with thorns*
      us:
      *chop*

    • @wtfdarus
      @wtfdarus 5 лет назад +27

      more like
      japan :

    • @ноуноу-и3ф
      @ноуноу-и3ф 5 лет назад +1

      @@wtfdarus, рыба фугу не более ядовитая, поц

    • @bernardoserrano480
      @bernardoserrano480 5 лет назад +3

      Asians yummy get that straight those mofos eat everything

  • @kelvinsatria2212
    @kelvinsatria2212 5 лет назад +3181

    Poisonous animal: *exist*
    Asia:"you picked the wrong continent fool"

  • @moreover798
    @moreover798 2 года назад +57

    The way he hits them on the head is like he lost family members to that specific fish lmao

  • @pingu6338
    @pingu6338 4 года назад +2327

    1million years later: "Uranium cooked 3 ways"

  • @cjlee9476
    @cjlee9476 4 года назад +993

    Stonefish: develops the worlds most painful poison so predators won’t eat it
    Asian guy: eats it anyways
    Stonefish: *internal screaming*

    • @KevinSalim
      @KevinSalim 4 года назад +12

      It's venom not poison

    • @Reiro-lh3it
      @Reiro-lh3it 4 года назад +1

      YOLO . !!

    • @arnavbgmi5123
      @arnavbgmi5123 4 года назад

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    • @arnavbgmi5123
      @arnavbgmi5123 4 года назад

      @@KevinSalim Q&A saw a so wax zOKlaaokpaao
      Axaazaspossqq_othe zap1qz. AZ szqxqkolzs

    • @arnavbgmi5123
      @arnavbgmi5123 4 года назад

      @@Reiro-lh3it qz WSW ss AZ qza Aaqqq1 q9z zok

  • @Mr.CristianOfDecember
    @Mr.CristianOfDecember 4 года назад +1214

    Stone fish before being hit " ): "
    Stone fish after being hit " D: "

  • @factboy7160
    @factboy7160 2 года назад +168

    Pufferfish: I feel your pain, you're not alone.
    Stonefish: Thank you

    • @stuffthatijustsay5523
      @stuffthatijustsay5523 8 месяцев назад

      Jevvfish: hey you 2, your sea rent is due and I’ve had to increase it by 10% because of ocean change

  • @Silvoss420
    @Silvoss420 7 лет назад +1478

    to the people who dont understand chemistry , the proteins in the stonefish venom gets broken down by heat very quickly. hence why the boiled it before cutting

    • @jimmyhill9325
      @jimmyhill9325 7 лет назад +84

      Silvoss Stryker not chemistry it's biology

    • @therealborischang
      @therealborischang 7 лет назад +64

      So where did you get your PhD from?

    • @jimmyhill9325
      @jimmyhill9325 7 лет назад +173

      Common sense a animal that is venomous is a biological factor, the chemical composition of the venom is chemistry

    • @maisha877
      @maisha877 7 лет назад +2

      Juli Kidman But it can

    • @shimsyloong4085
      @shimsyloong4085 7 лет назад +1

      Silvoss Stryker gh

  • @gnajzhelourzal3203
    @gnajzhelourzal3203 4 года назад +1864

    The fish in the whole video: •👄•

  • @xrtxadilgaming7244
    @xrtxadilgaming7244 5 лет назад +82

    Stone fish : *I GOT 1 WAY TO KILL YOU
    HUMAN : HMM I GOT 2 WAYS TO COOK YOU.

  • @KK-fi6ms
    @KK-fi6ms Год назад +12

    Fish: "I am a hideous poisonous monstrosity! Behold and recoil!"
    East-Asian Chef: [Sharpens knife.]

  • @juandanielsoto3302
    @juandanielsoto3302 4 года назад +244

    Excuse me gentlemen, but this jacuzzi is too hot for me.

  • @vincent8369
    @vincent8369 4 года назад +294

    Stonefish Poison : **exist**
    Human : in the terms of fear we have no fear

    • @MrMilk-zn9oc
      @MrMilk-zn9oc 4 года назад

      I like it how you have 117 likes but no comments, here's one right now.

    • @jamesleonard1967
      @jamesleonard1967 4 года назад

      @@MrMilk-zn9oc excuse me what

    • @MrMilk-zn9oc
      @MrMilk-zn9oc 4 года назад

      @@jamesleonard1967 things have changed havent they.

    • @jamesleonard1967
      @jamesleonard1967 4 года назад

      @@MrMilk-zn9oc yes it has. Yes it has

    • @citizen-7xl5
      @citizen-7xl5 4 года назад

      Hello it is I the fifth comment!

  • @pixelchu
    @pixelchu 3 года назад +1714

    Man, the guy who handled it with his bare hands must have balls of steel.

    • @manolitooutbreak6038
      @manolitooutbreak6038 3 года назад +153

      as long as you avoid contact with the dorsal fin, you’ll be fine. 😊

    • @fatninjafatninja9713
      @fatninjafatninja9713 3 года назад +45

      or very low iq...

    • @personofpinterest4281
      @personofpinterest4281 3 года назад +46

      I think they removed the venoms spines

    • @kata5398
      @kata5398 3 года назад +236

      @@fatninjafatninja9713 these people know what they're doing and calling them low iq is just...

    • @Gronkzillaman
      @Gronkzillaman 3 года назад +1

      @@kata5398 well you kinda have to have a low iq to go na those fish are too safe give me that really poison one to eat

  • @mrk45
    @mrk45 Год назад +32

    Fish: I'm completely unfit for human consumption.
    Japan: Challenge accepted.

    • @edwardtruong1849
      @edwardtruong1849 8 месяцев назад

      At least get your fact checking correct, it wasn’t Japanese, it was Chinese🫵🏼🖕🏼

    • @willylao5430
      @willylao5430 5 месяцев назад +4

      It's probably China... not Japan. The people talking in the backround sounds Cantonese.

    • @BidgetteandMickey1211
      @BidgetteandMickey1211 4 месяца назад

      I believe its a delicacy here in asia, along with porcupine fish, lion fish, and some puffer fishes thats called buriring in our dialect.

    • @giantwatermelon1
      @giantwatermelon1 3 месяца назад

      ​@@willylao5430 It's malaysia

  • @Phamtomil8mil
    @Phamtomil8mil 4 года назад +1272

    And here I wonder how many people had to die before they figured out how to cook it properly?

    • @tulirongtuliro
      @tulirongtuliro 4 года назад +138

      a considerable amount probably

    • @MrKutKuGaruga96
      @MrKutKuGaruga96 4 года назад +58

      Good question I must say 🤔🤔

    • @tpiapiac
      @tpiapiac 4 года назад +50

      Well... Because of Ali Wong, I’m almost sure that Asians are immortal, so maybe no one and it was just bad day in WC...

    • @izgit
      @izgit 4 года назад +30

      Maybe they gave em to dogs, then ate them if they died

    • @netchanokpooltawee6607
      @netchanokpooltawee6607 4 года назад +12

      İzgi T I think labor camp workers made this so

  • @latrodectusmactans7592
    @latrodectusmactans7592 4 года назад +549

    Stonefish venom is located in the dorsal spines. So as long as you remove the spines, you’re good. You can also heat the stonefish to degrade the venom, as they do here, for an extra precaution.

  • @bronze1895
    @bronze1895 5 лет назад +265

    Stonefish : I’m poisonous you better not eat me.
    Human : vibe check!
    Stonefish : wait wha- 1:35

    • @JanMniuszek
      @JanMniuszek 5 лет назад +11

      Still better than packing living fish in plastic bag and taking it home

    • @christopherross8358
      @christopherross8358 5 лет назад +1

      Now that's mean muggin

    • @ariflagan2143
      @ariflagan2143 5 лет назад

      @@JanMniuszek 🤣🤣🤣👍👍

    • @jerome9896
      @jerome9896 5 лет назад +1

      What's a vibe check? Sorry i'm mexican and by that i mean i want someone to explain me, lmao

    • @bowserjrimacasualshutup6754
      @bowserjrimacasualshutup6754 4 года назад +3

      @@jerome9896 it's sometimes said right before hitting someone

  • @eubielsilva9389
    @eubielsilva9389 2 года назад +72

    I love the fact that he weighed the fish then absolutely vibe checked it on the chrome dome like it offended the chef in some way

  • @nyx0781
    @nyx0781 5 лет назад +1270

    Stonefish: The most poisonous fish in the world
    Pufferfish: *ᴀǝᵘᵍʜ*

    • @Squidward359
      @Squidward359 5 лет назад +6

      Ōkami _ dang it you beat me to it😂

    • @nyx0781
      @nyx0781 5 лет назад +5

      @Isaiah Owens Oh shit I didn’t know people liked this lmao

    • @Yugvijay
      @Yugvijay 5 лет назад +1

      -_-

    • @--j7852
      @--j7852 5 лет назад +4

      Pufferfish: *Moan* 𝙰𝚎𝚞𝚐𝚑

    • @ss-nu3qf
      @ss-nu3qf 5 лет назад +1

      Completely irrelevant comment to this video but okay

  • @siddharthbhatt8987
    @siddharthbhatt8987 6 лет назад +2238

    This is the reasons aliens don't communicate because if they do people will find a recipe for them too
    1.8k thanks man!

    • @Daniallugo
      @Daniallugo 5 лет назад +9

      Love this.. Hahahahahaha

    • @siddharthbhatt8987
      @siddharthbhatt8987 5 лет назад +17

      @Funk Enstein i can not imagine the cooking shows there then must be a horror movie for humans

    • @siddharthbhatt8987
      @siddharthbhatt8987 5 лет назад +4

      @Gabriel Beckham when they said "Be curious but not judgemental" they weren't talking about food right!

    • @siddharthbhatt8987
      @siddharthbhatt8987 5 лет назад +11

      @@Daniallugo sometimes i wonder what kitchens at area 51 might be serving.....

    • @adsvx
      @adsvx 5 лет назад +2

      "It's a cookbook!!" Look it up.

  • @PovertyD
    @PovertyD 5 лет назад +395

    Fish before vibe check :(
    Fish after vibe check D:

    • @Mondayz408
      @Mondayz408 5 лет назад +6

      You stole my profile picture

    • @docod-vq6iv
      @docod-vq6iv 5 лет назад

      @@Mondayz408 hahahaha

    • @PovertyD
      @PovertyD 5 лет назад +1

      @@Mondayz408 wtf you stole mine

    • @Mondayz408
      @Mondayz408 5 лет назад +1

      @@PovertyD you stole mine also

    • @logicss2893
      @logicss2893 4 года назад

      Ok

  • @milly-moo9056
    @milly-moo9056 2 года назад +292

    I've always wanted to know, how many people did it take before someone realised which bit was poisonous to eat???

  • @arisaka9963
    @arisaka9963 3 года назад +187

    It looked inedible when he started. And when he finished too

    • @dumplingsistasty
      @dumplingsistasty 3 года назад +13

      Yeah, you want your fishfingers and fishnuggets i assume...

    • @sebsmith4595
      @sebsmith4595 3 года назад +12

      @@dumplingsistasty nope.. I just fancy my regular monkfish, halibut, cod, hake, mackerel, sardines, whitebait, tuna, swordfish, John dory, trout, salmon, bass, eel, seabream and so on... That fish, I tend to agree with the other dude looks like it's unpleasant to the pallet especially the way it's prepared (ie fried to death in dirty ass oil and then boiled to death in sketchy tap water with a couple of tomatoes)...

    • @caniwasteallyourtimeherein9728
      @caniwasteallyourtimeherein9728 3 года назад

      @@sebsmith4595 judging by the colour of the "soup", I'm pretty sure he used coconut milk and some other ingredients and the soup actually tastes good. Can't say the same about the fish tho.

    • @RahulPatil-hn7fg
      @RahulPatil-hn7fg 3 года назад +3

      But they're Chinese, they can digest anything😒

    • @tony-pc4kd
      @tony-pc4kd 3 года назад

      Right... That fish soup looks shit

  • @myribstellmesheslying
    @myribstellmesheslying 4 года назад +95

    First man to attempt eating this: *dies*
    Second man: oooh, I'll try! I'll try! Lol

  • @letsTT
    @letsTT 4 года назад +624

    This is the fish Dwayne Johnson evolved from

  • @KFro9k
    @KFro9k 2 года назад +48

    To clear up a common misconception, it's the most VENOMOUS fish in the sea, venom can be denatured by heat or high acidity; theoretically, one can consume venom without any hazardous effects since it gets denatured by stomach acid anyhow.

    • @roccot3872
      @roccot3872 2 года назад +1

      Wrong.

    • @darthyodrus
      @darthyodrus Год назад +5

      @@roccot3872 well, then say the right one

    • @justcalcio747
      @justcalcio747 Год назад +2

      So you can drink let's say stonefish venom, without getting hit by it, and not feeling anything at all?

    • @carlodechosa4219
      @carlodechosa4219 9 месяцев назад +1

      Heck of a way to find out you have an ulcer though

  • @DexterHaven
    @DexterHaven 3 года назад +105

    16:25 you can tell what he's thinking, "After ten million years of evolution, this is the most embarrassing position I've ever been in."

    • @Dimebehind
      @Dimebehind 3 года назад +1

      I don’t know if he can think at that point

    • @epicroader8433
      @epicroader8433 3 года назад +2

      @@Dimebehind probably thinking that in heaven or sum

  • @serahmwandoshandele8726
    @serahmwandoshandele8726 3 года назад +251

    “most poisonous fish”, “in the world ”, “cooked in two ways”.......now that's content!

    • @ZK-APA
      @ZK-APA 3 года назад

      I dunno why, but I read that in Jeremy Clarkson's voice lol

    • @thatdudeingray4546
      @thatdudeingray4546 2 года назад

      It’s venomous not poisonous!! Idiot…EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!

  • @BMBanimates
    @BMBanimates 5 лет назад +147

    Stonefish: he who touches my skin will be infected with the worst posi-
    Gets picked up
    Stonefish: wait WA-
    *WHACK*
    >8O

    • @bkTM69
      @bkTM69 4 года назад

      that whack fuckin got me

  • @diegoramos198
    @diegoramos198 6 дней назад

    Fish: 'You certainly wouldn't eat me'
    Cook: You'll have to find another sucker!
    😅

  • @spacejaga
    @spacejaga 4 года назад +168

    Love how both ways of cooking start with a swift walk on a sidewalk. Can't cook a stonefish without making it walk for the last time.

  • @luddyaria3954
    @luddyaria3954 4 года назад +253

    Most poisonus fish in the world exist*
    Asian guy : is for me 👉👈

    • @rajashekarreddy36
      @rajashekarreddy36 3 года назад +2

      Not all Asians eats, suspicious counties like China Japan Korea will eat

    • @rajashekarreddy36
      @rajashekarreddy36 3 года назад

      @@luddyaria3954 but y are u mentioning

    • @kairadaud2298
      @kairadaud2298 3 года назад +1

      @@luddyaria3954 indonesia, south asia??? Your education need to reform.

  • @rajbhattacharya4427
    @rajbhattacharya4427 3 года назад +597

    This fish actually taste pretty good. Has almost a cod-like taste. The poison is protein based so there's no worries because it's denatured after the heat of cooking. I recommend it. I had once when I visited Laos a couple years ago. It was a bit expensive but again, pretty tasty.

    • @TheBible2ElectricBoogaloo
      @TheBible2ElectricBoogaloo 3 года назад +59

      Probably only expensive due to handling dangers when they're live

    • @mightytort4739
      @mightytort4739 3 года назад +26

      Just an excuse to charge a high price. Put fear into peoples mind of how poisonous this finish is.

    • @rajbhattacharya4427
      @rajbhattacharya4427 3 года назад +51

      I don't usually respond but you have to remember, this fish also not too deadly to catch. As long as dorsal fin don't poke you, there's no threat. As in the video, the man picks up by the side fins. The reason he boil it because it makes the poison inactive. This fish taste really good and again, is only poison if poked. There no reason fish this expensive. We're talking 30 usd equivalent in Laos for a plate that doesn't even fill you up without rice and vegetable.

    • @khabarnak
      @khabarnak 3 года назад +4

      ېاره ته خو لا ده نه سړي زوي يي ده خر زويه

    • @icedragonair
      @icedragonair 3 года назад +14

      Yeah most poisonous doesent necessarily mean most deadly. You can avoid the poison barb on the dorsal fin if youre careful, heck, people keep lionfish as pets at home. Most deadly animals are deadly not because their poison is the strongest, but because of how often they come into contact with humans accidentally. This fish can in fact be very dangerous, but mostly to people walking in the sea. It looks like a rock and you step on it cause you dont see it. If you know its there the actual danger it poses drops to almost 0.

  • @АЛИСАВТВ-о2и
    @АЛИСАВТВ-о2и 2 года назад +1

    Very good video!
    Millions Likes!!!

  • @rodasrollins7596
    @rodasrollins7596 4 года назад +309

    Cooked Pufferfish: Welcome to the club, brother

    • @advices6522
      @advices6522 4 года назад +2

      Is your name Roda?

    • @zandermean
      @zandermean 4 года назад +2

      @@noketsuu4165 is ur name ur gay?

    • @dieynand
      @dieynand 4 года назад +2

      U just got dunked on ڔۏحۡ ּ⁠ا̍ڶــڕڀــٰٱ̍حۡ

    • @mayueepanidchart6280
      @mayueepanidchart6280 4 года назад

      @@advices6522 ที่ถูกต้องุึถะำ

    • @finchbird2419
      @finchbird2419 4 года назад

      Lionfish: first time?

  • @dreamcorewarlock
    @dreamcorewarlock 5 лет назад +114

    Poison in a fish: *exists*
    Asian chefs: Are you challenging us?

  • @petergobe3469
    @petergobe3469 6 лет назад +1381

    Its in Malaysia. My hometown. Soon they will be serving Komodo dragon as well at ridiculous price. Chinese people in my town will eat everything except tables and chairs.

  • @alainhernandez8767
    @alainhernandez8767 2 года назад +19

    Everyone that I've talked to or Evan read about they all agree that this fish is really tasty. 👌 the way they prepared it looked fantastic to say the least good presentation

  • @furgsan89
    @furgsan89 3 года назад +159

    Imagine the people that first made this! "So we boiled it, fried it and boiled it again and Bob died." "Fry it again, keep trying!"

  • @erwinz5726
    @erwinz5726 5 лет назад +368

    All of the comments saying that this is in Japan 😂
    This is actually in Malaysia. You can actually see the currency in the beginning of the video 😂

    • @araelchannel
      @araelchannel 5 лет назад +3

      Hahaha thats right 00:02

    • @kenanga1973
      @kenanga1973 5 лет назад +9

      Plus they were speaking chinese and malay... Satu dua lima(weight of the fish)

    • @thebloonblonde
      @thebloonblonde 5 лет назад +12

      i seee. i thought it was in japan or hongkong too but when he said “satu dua lima” i knew it is somewhere in Indonesia-Brunei-or Malaysia (ps: Indonesian don’t eat weird fishes like this so, I highly doubted it was in Indonesia)

    • @robindoc
      @robindoc 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah but it's still in Asia and asians can be weird af sometimes, lets be honest here 😂

    • @thebloonblonde
      @thebloonblonde 5 лет назад +8

      Robin ok. I understand how distinguished you are with the world other than US and Europe but dude, asia itself consisted thousand if not million of different cultures and nations. Even India is also Asian (south), and see how different it is compared to China (east). Not to mention, how different South East Asian’s (like malaysia and indonesia and thailand) mannerisms with the rest of its neighbor. Damn even Indonesia was racist towards chinese people who lived in Indonesia. It is big BIG world in Asia, bigger than US and Europe combined (even the culture in Alabama and New York are different, imagine a whole continent). So saying that the whole Asia is weird just because East Asian people eat a raw poisonous fishes, is a shallow argument. We are also disgusted by it, and I am a 10000% asian.

  • @dipro001
    @dipro001 6 лет назад +39

    Spends its life thinking its a poisonous badass, gets turned into a soup

  • @Nishantkashyapvlog
    @Nishantkashyapvlog 2 года назад +2

    Why do i have weird obsession of watching sea animals getting slaughtered

  • @DapperJeff
    @DapperJeff 4 года назад +42

    Pufferfish: ÆÜGH
    Stonefish: •👄•

  • @pau2104
    @pau2104 7 лет назад +746

    I just wanna know why some people wanted to eat this fish so badly that they tested it many times to see which parts were poisonous

    • @landewell6862
      @landewell6862 7 лет назад +53

      biology.

    • @lukebalderose334
      @lukebalderose334 7 лет назад +122

      Lack of food. People gotta eat

    • @hunglikehuang
      @hunglikehuang 7 лет назад +6

      #modernfirstworldquestions

    • @MrSnakedHD
      @MrSnakedHD 7 лет назад +49

      Venomous isn't necessarily poisonous, most venoms are destroyed by heat during cooking

    • @user-erased
      @user-erased 7 лет назад +8

      13randon 13axter you _almost_ got me with your profile picture XD

  • @jerseylishous318
    @jerseylishous318 5 лет назад +654

    Fish literally got vibe checked at 1:35

  • @tsss6044
    @tsss6044 9 месяцев назад +1

    Mantap⬆️👍terbaik kongsian cara masaknya ikan yg paling beracun juga boleh di makan jika tahu cara nya menghindar atau membuang racunnya... Kayaknya, ikan batu lebih beracun ya daripada ikan buntal kerana ikan batu disebut ikan paling beracun didunia. Bagus sekali/terima kasih (pengarang//admin)
    Dengan kongsian ini.
    *****

  • @emmanuelyap7562
    @emmanuelyap7562 5 лет назад +590

    World: stonefish is the most poisonous fish
    Japan: what's a poison??

    • @jamalojado7733
      @jamalojado7733 5 лет назад +25

      Its in China lmao

    • @niyyxinx5952
      @niyyxinx5952 5 лет назад +64

      actually i think it's in malaysia not china because the price using malaysia ringgit and she speak Malay language

    • @danialbogers4521
      @danialbogers4521 5 лет назад +18

      Lol it’s in Malaysia guys. Dude that commented China that’s racisttt hahaha

    • @marjiarani4802
      @marjiarani4802 5 лет назад

      malaysia

    • @supahstarwarrior6942
      @supahstarwarrior6942 5 лет назад +7

      @@danialbogers4521 How tf is that racist?

  • @Neverlol21
    @Neverlol21 4 года назад +24

    That man just saved that fish from drowning.

  • @bayukemal9688
    @bayukemal9688 3 года назад +335

    God : i made salmon, tuna, lobster etc for human can eat
    Human : eat poisonous fish

    • @educatenow3825
      @educatenow3825 3 года назад +13

      Lobster is an unclean animal. God didn't make that to eat

    • @educatenow3825
      @educatenow3825 3 года назад +1

      @@soundwavesuperior6761 where is that in the bible. You are the moron and liar, making things up. And religion is a fraud a fake, not the bible! Why would the gentiles get it smoother and then make it into heaven just cause will the Jews work for it. Your reasoning doesnt makes sense and the birth of jesus still came about will many sins and worship other gods idiot, so what purity you talking about?

    • @educatenow3825
      @educatenow3825 3 года назад

      @@soundwavesuperior6761 now dummy superior explain this! John 14:14-22. The commandments still apply you bum

    • @freeman2369
      @freeman2369 3 года назад +1

      The staff not religious lol

    • @dirkimy
      @dirkimy 3 года назад

      It's not poisonous, but rather venomous. You can eat it safely. It's spine has the venom once you slept on it or touch it, then you will feel extreme pain you have never felt before.

  • @-Smoliv-
    @-Smoliv- 2 года назад +1

    0:34 this man just casually picks up the most poisonous fish with his bare hands. What an absolute sigma.

  • @missjen9582
    @missjen9582 6 лет назад +488

    Stonefish : im poisonous no one will eat me! Im safe!
    Chinese : POISONOUS WHO???

    • @shithead6017
      @shithead6017 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 5 лет назад +18

      Stonefish: *a m i a j o k e t o y o u?*

    • @atriiio4244
      @atriiio4244 5 лет назад +7

      They’re Malaysians though. I think

    • @jenniferchen6056
      @jenniferchen6056 5 лет назад +3

      @@atriiio4244 the customers speak Cantonese south they could be from Hong Kong.

    • @ХодячийПиздец-г3п
      @ХодячийПиздец-г3п 5 лет назад +2

      it looks like a rock, it's poisonous, but it won't stop us from eating in anyway

  • @madfoxgamingyt9259
    @madfoxgamingyt9259 4 года назад +74

    Stone fish: cut my life into pieces this is my last resort..
    Chef: DONE

    • @slejandroaanchez2071
      @slejandroaanchez2071 4 года назад

      Those are lyrics from a song huh..!? 😂😁

    • @homelesscookies8007
      @homelesscookies8007 4 года назад +3

      Kyle Gomez suffocation, no breathing, don’t give a f*** if i cut my arm bleeding

    • @tiffanyhowell4272
      @tiffanyhowell4272 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lmbo

  • @klorand
    @klorand 6 лет назад +25

    Beautiful fish: **exist**
    Japanese: **drooling**

  • @crysis4real
    @crysis4real 2 года назад +1

    FISH: I am very poisonous..
    HUMAN: I know; I will eat still eat you !

  • @JacobTJ1
    @JacobTJ1 6 лет назад +508

    disguised as a freaking stone and you still cant leave me alone..

  • @watrgrl2
    @watrgrl2 4 года назад +196

    Stonefish: “I’m the most poisonous fish in the world! Go ahead, just try to touch me and I will mess you up for life !”
    Any East Asian man: “Of course, hold my chopsticks”

    • @jacobsaccount9353
      @jacobsaccount9353 4 года назад +12

      watrgrl2 this joke seriously needs some soy sauce

    • @rodasrollins7596
      @rodasrollins7596 4 года назад +5

      Japanese Chef: Omae wa mou shindeiru👨🏻‍🍳🔪
      Stonefish: Nani?!😱

    • @niltamims3137
      @niltamims3137 4 года назад

      And quite possibly the ugliest fish on the world.🙂

    • @StrawHatTony420
      @StrawHatTony420 4 года назад

      @@niltamims3137 definitely not. The ugliest fish in the world is that sad pink blob looking fish, dont know what's it's called

    • @Metalgearfox2000
      @Metalgearfox2000 4 года назад

      @@StrawHatTony420 goblin shark

  • @nanyafahkinbiznes1352
    @nanyafahkinbiznes1352 4 года назад +145

    Bear Grylls: *eats every living thing he comes across his path.
    Asian chefs: amateur...

    • @fauziahmohddinmohddin7988
      @fauziahmohddinmohddin7988 4 года назад +2

      Violette Summer that is why Covid 19 inventef by Chinese by mistakes .. thought bats are healthy food .

    • @L.P.1987
      @L.P.1987 4 года назад

      Hahaja

    • @YeahClickClack
      @YeahClickClack 4 года назад

      Fauziah Mohd Din Mohd Din and bat poop too. Lmao.

    • @ishuxushi
      @ishuxushi 4 года назад

      @@fauziahmohddinmohddin7988 How about American people eat iguana?

    • @o_o6424
      @o_o6424 4 года назад +2

      ao Ishu they don’t you fucking dog eater

  • @gregdanielson9086
    @gregdanielson9086 2 года назад +4

    I wonder who was the first person to realize the Stonefish was venomous and then decided to eat it?

  • @rodasrollins7596
    @rodasrollins7596 4 года назад +100

    Stonefish: I have a deadly poison inside me.😏
    Chef: Omae wa mou shindeiru. 😎
    Stonefish: NNNNNAAAAANNNNNIIIII?????!!!!!😱

  • @diekedrake
    @diekedrake 5 лет назад +323

    poisonous = don't eat it.
    venomous = don't get bit/stung by it.
    This fish has venom in its spine spikes. It's venomous, not poisonous.

    • @kristianbrandt3012
      @kristianbrandt3012 5 лет назад +44

      Venom is made up of enzymes and proteins though, they all die in the boiling water which means you can use its' spines as toothpicks when you're done. How's that for sustainable?

    • @starleo1208
      @starleo1208 5 лет назад

      @@kristianbrandt3012 🤣🤣🤣

    • @SonnyChenova
      @SonnyChenova 5 лет назад +36

      you bite, you die = poisonous
      it bites, you die = venomous

    • @resurgingflame
      @resurgingflame 5 лет назад +5

      I-
      U literally clowned urself. People CAN die by eating them if not properly cooked & served. So it's INDEED poisonous.

    • @AlexSanchez-ib3ur
      @AlexSanchez-ib3ur 5 лет назад +17

      @@resurgingflame so then all meats are poisonous if you put it like that.

  • @robertosglassservice3352
    @robertosglassservice3352 5 лет назад +109

    2:39 that stone fish straight up said D:

  • @lbrambo5623
    @lbrambo5623 2 года назад +1

    Long ago I caught a huge one with a slim Jim on my fishhook, when I reeled it in out the water all the fishermen on the pier were yelling “Throw it back” 😂

  • @kiddrose956
    @kiddrose956 5 лет назад +132

    God: *makes stonefish poisonous*
    Humans: *eats it anyway*
    God: .........

    • @erichg.6235
      @erichg.6235 5 лет назад

      God makes humans to eat stonefish.

    • @IamINERT
      @IamINERT 5 лет назад +2

      They are destroying entire aquatic habitats
      They must be eaten

    • @cringewave5807
      @cringewave5807 5 лет назад +2

      correction**
      Asians: *eats it anyway*

    • @--j7852
      @--j7852 5 лет назад +1

      Allanzo So we not allowed eat anything in all religion?

    • @IAMBENNYBLANCO.
      @IAMBENNYBLANCO. 5 лет назад

      Stupid ass comment

  • @wolfgang4494
    @wolfgang4494 6 лет назад +869

    millions of other fishes, but u still want to eat this one

  • @cloudyrain2146
    @cloudyrain2146 6 лет назад +282

    Most poisonous fish in the world
    *touches with his bare hands*
    Me: Alrighty Then....

    • @connorsutherland5608
      @connorsutherland5608 5 лет назад +1

      Jay Shizuran same

    • @MrAriel4444
      @MrAriel4444 5 лет назад +19

      Well, their skins are not venomous, it's their spikes on their back, so as long as your hand doesn't get sting by their spikes, you are fine.

    • @ХодячийПиздец-г3п
      @ХодячийПиздец-г3п 5 лет назад +1

      they're pros

    • @richardmann8448
      @richardmann8448 5 лет назад +1

      Jay Shizuran venomous*

    • @Zan_Jayna
      @Zan_Jayna 5 лет назад +2

      @@MrAriel4444 Good thing he's being careful enough to drop the one on the dirty street a bunch of times then.. [eyeroll]

  • @Sloimer
    @Sloimer 2 года назад +2

    Being the most poisonous, ugliest fish in the world and also being made out of stone still didn’t stop humans from killing it. 😂

  • @albertoalbores3842
    @albertoalbores3842 4 года назад +201

    -Pez piedra: soy la especie de pez venenoso más letal del planeta!!
    -Asiáticos: que nos lo comamos dice!

  • @Fishofmanyhonor
    @Fishofmanyhonor 4 года назад +424

    They really just bonked him then threw him in hot water.

  • @gdonepiece
    @gdonepiece 4 года назад +44

    02:42 the fish seems shocked like "how could this happen to me? I had poison!"

  • @heroknaderi
    @heroknaderi 9 месяцев назад +2

    Very cool 😎

  • @hor2-lign3
    @hor2-lign3 3 года назад +20

    Next level japanese chef: Ok now lets leave the fish and just cook the stone

  • @rzaputera4499
    @rzaputera4499 6 лет назад +139

    "Most poisonous fish in the world"...ok hold a sec, I'll just casually grab them by the hand.

    • @titan133760
      @titan133760 6 лет назад +17

      It's actually the most venomous fish in the world. The title got it wrong. It's only the dorsal fins that contains the venom. Everything else is fine to handle

    • @rzaputera4499
      @rzaputera4499 6 лет назад

      @@titan133760 Ooo I see. Ok, that make sense

    • @MarbRedFred
      @MarbRedFred 5 лет назад +3

      The Big Game Theory it is tho. Cone snails aren’t fish. Puffer is second behind stone. Hopefully you don’t think that box jellyfish is a fish

    • @georgegeorgia3856
      @georgegeorgia3856 5 лет назад +2

      @The Big Game Theory ok then smart guy whats the most poisonous fish in the world??
      That's right u dont know right? Google it boy

    • @olliepainter2155
      @olliepainter2155 5 лет назад +1

      @The Big Game Theory Lol you dont even know what the world's most venomous fish is. Shut up.

  • @Eisdax
    @Eisdax 5 лет назад +51

    I am absolutely impressed with the color changes while cooking it.

    • @brittanybillingsley6691
      @brittanybillingsley6691 5 лет назад +1

      Eisdax it was the skin being burned off

    • @Eisdax
      @Eisdax 5 лет назад +6

      @@brittanybillingsley6691 You can't burn off the skin while it being in water. The same color change happens to crustaceans when you cook them and they don't have a skin.

  • @christianchaho5768
    @christianchaho5768 2 года назад

    Stonefish: Don't taste me human, or you're death!
    Human: I definitely got to try!
    🔪🔪🔪🧂🍽️
    Stonefish: What the???...

  • @derickthomas1601
    @derickthomas1601 5 лет назад +113

    Did they just boil homeboys skin off lmao that was insane

    • @CER0MI
      @CER0MI 4 года назад

      idk why this made me laugh but thank u

  • @heizkielpeter9363
    @heizkielpeter9363 5 лет назад +73

    Title:*Most poisonous fish in the world*
    Seller:"grab it with his hands"

    • @mrplanebuthedied6165
      @mrplanebuthedied6165 5 лет назад

      😂

    • @the_mia2111
      @the_mia2111 5 лет назад +3

      Not all the part of their body is poisonoius only certain part..last time when i in primary school i have to catch stonefish...burn until darker then eat with soy sauce + with cuttig chilies

    • @josephzaidi7734
      @josephzaidi7734 5 лет назад

      @@the_mia2111 r u too dangerous.

  • @siyabongashezi2969
    @siyabongashezi2969 6 лет назад +236

    I knew, the comment section would be legendary

    • @Dumdoggie888
      @Dumdoggie888 6 лет назад +2

      siyabonga shezi yeah man these kids be bopping xD

    • @bmhater1283
      @bmhater1283 5 лет назад +1

      Bruh he pissed off alot of vegans

  • @Dronkey64
    @Dronkey64 2 года назад

    Eversince I saw Padak I am just hooked on watching these Sashimi videos.

  • @summer.licous6868
    @summer.licous6868 7 лет назад +38

    Me: stone fish? Sounds adorable
    *when I actually saw what it looks like*
    Me: it's a poisonous camouflaging deadly fish!

    • @jorgenschroen5440
      @jorgenschroen5440 7 лет назад +1

      _SUMM3R _ its not poisonous

    • @thatoneguy7716
      @thatoneguy7716 7 лет назад

      _SUMM3R _ venom not poison

    • @DareSistersDevil
      @DareSistersDevil 7 лет назад

      _SUMM3R _ how does a stone fish sound adorable? U think anything with stones is cute... lmfao okay then

  • @msmnda1
    @msmnda1 7 лет назад +240

    I want to know who was the first person to look at that and think YUMMY.

    • @rajeevraut1647
      @rajeevraut1647 7 лет назад +1

      Amanda denman hàaaaaaaaaaaaa😁😂😂😁😀true

    • @NTBS
      @NTBS 7 лет назад +12

      Amanda denman, must be what females say when there's a cock in their face 😂😂

    • @Belofsky1
      @Belofsky1 7 лет назад +1

      Amanda denman Asians. Smh

    • @chino8181
      @chino8181 7 лет назад

      Joshua Belofsky josh shut ur bitch ass up lol I found out that people who discovers and eat this fish was an American person lol dumb fuck

    • @Shineynsparkles
      @Shineynsparkles 7 лет назад +11

      Amanda denman
      A few drunk dudes

  • @Tobi.259
    @Tobi.259 4 года назад +422

    Pez piedra: glu glu
    Asiaticos: que nos lo comamos dice.

    • @andrea9299
      @andrea9299 4 года назад +6

      😂

    • @andrea9299
      @andrea9299 4 года назад +38

      Pensé que no había nadie más que hable español

    • @agosda8699
      @agosda8699 4 года назад

      JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

    • @agosda8699
      @agosda8699 4 года назад +2

      @@andrea9299 yo tambien

    • @axelcastillo7832
      @axelcastillo7832 4 года назад +6

      Que sabe rico con fideos dice

  • @lapplandsjagare
    @lapplandsjagare 2 года назад +1

    🙋🏻‍♂️ hello from Sweden 🇸🇪

  • @Inniyasha
    @Inniyasha 5 лет назад +216

    Bruh so there was a person who’s like “oh this fish is hard af lemme go eat it” and he grabs it then dies.

  • @Krilloan
    @Krilloan 7 лет назад +1130

    I would never touch that thing with my bare hands 😕

    • @30k415
      @30k415 7 лет назад +8

      16:50 I panicked and thought it was Taiesha! omg!

    • @Paradiqm
      @Paradiqm 7 лет назад +7

      Mark Laszlo cause your weak!

    • @ganicaraka1145
      @ganicaraka1145 7 лет назад +53

      Bacsey Kerm *you're damn your grammar is weak bruh

    • @mohamedy6164
      @mohamedy6164 7 лет назад +14

      Mark Laszlo how about eating it with gloves

    • @Paradiqm
      @Paradiqm 7 лет назад +1

      juicygani Autocorrect .😭😢😭

  • @cubille
    @cubille 4 года назад +152

    The secret lies on throwing the fish down on the steps - then let him roll onto the sidewalk.The poison dissipates by the bacteria, dirt and filth on the sidewalk floor; with people walking by and next to the street. After that- they are safe to eat...

    • @ricsnare
      @ricsnare 4 года назад +7

      😂😭😂😭😂

    • @crazycorgi2184
      @crazycorgi2184 4 года назад +7

      Incredible, bet it works with poisonous plants too

    • @rymle
      @rymle 4 года назад +13

      I honestly couldn't tell if this is serious or not

    • @lynxextic4272
      @lynxextic4272 4 года назад

      Boomer

    • @vax101
      @vax101 3 года назад +1

      Dumb it doesn't work like that the poisons are inside of the fish's body and they know where to cut most meat of that fish are non toxic and others are toxic that's why they have a right way of cutting it.

  • @isonaerick
    @isonaerick 2 года назад

    Nice cooking👍😍

  • @williamkhoa
    @williamkhoa 3 года назад +33

    stonefish: we have been evolved into one of the most poisonous species so that human won't eat us
    human: I'm about to end these fish's whole career

  • @90stackz
    @90stackz 7 лет назад +179

    The 'WOW' face it makes when it touches the hot water lol

    • @gerardhaubert8210
      @gerardhaubert8210 7 лет назад +1

      Carlos Navarro A

    • @Stone_Tosser
      @Stone_Tosser 7 лет назад +1

      Lady Nightly ᴓ damn

    • @Bloodybullets713
      @Bloodybullets713 7 лет назад +2

      Lady Nightly ᴓ lmfao someone needs to put all u vegans in boiling hot water it was gonna die anyway get over that shit is never gonna change enjoy life and stop worrying about some fucking animal that was on its death bed from the beginning

    • @stethacanthus7861
      @stethacanthus7861 7 лет назад +2

      The stonefish was finished off very swiftly at 1:35 & was not boiled alive.

    • @batuhanak431
      @batuhanak431 7 лет назад +3

      Why do you hope something like that idiot

  • @israelorozco1474
    @israelorozco1474 7 лет назад +3901

    My ex has more poison

  • @raichan5765
    @raichan5765 2 года назад

    Stonefish: they cant touch me I AM THE MOST POISONOUS FISH
    Them: **boils it to kill thE VENOM**
    Fish : at 2:33 literally said “😦”

  • @OffMelo
    @OffMelo 6 лет назад +210

    It’s the fishes fault for not looking like a rock good enough

  • @elena-zv1oh
    @elena-zv1oh 5 лет назад +88

    I've spent the last week's nights watching these type of videos,,,, am I addicted...?

    • @ХодячийПиздец-г3п
      @ХодячийПиздец-г3п 5 лет назад +2

      it's worth it, very informative channel

    • @squishyspud9636
      @squishyspud9636 5 лет назад +2

      No you're a cruel bastard who likes watching helpless sea animals battered and boiled to death

    • @cxrti9411
      @cxrti9411 5 лет назад +4

      @@squishyspud9636 idk why but it's funny😂😂

    • @maaydaqureshi7264
      @maaydaqureshi7264 5 лет назад

      ayoo j wassupp man its been sometime since u left us.. twice

    • @zibahdi2790
      @zibahdi2790 5 лет назад

      @@squishyspud9636 9 year olds...

  • @nochynoi2209
    @nochynoi2209 7 лет назад +522

    No Stonefish Were Harmed in the making of this video

    • @Mzmissy215
      @Mzmissy215 7 лет назад +40

      Nochy Noi you sit on a throne of lies

    • @meknight71
      @meknight71 7 лет назад +3

      Nochy Noi That's not how you spell sarcasm.

    • @meknight71
      @meknight71 7 лет назад

      Nochy Noi Also I don't know why this comment ended up here it wasn't meant for you and had nothing to do with this comment.

    • @panicatthechipotle8160
      @panicatthechipotle8160 7 лет назад +1

      DaMiT

    • @kidefire4448
      @kidefire4448 7 лет назад +13

      Not harmed ..hammered😂

  • @Philbythelake
    @Philbythelake 2 года назад

    Nothing like a midnight RUclips recommendation

  • @kevmonster7238
    @kevmonster7238 4 года назад +13

    When it went " D: " while being cooked, I felt that.

  • @ShyShyTAS
    @ShyShyTAS 5 лет назад +20

    These Stonefishes look like Resident Evil enemies.

  • @yapyap3
    @yapyap3 3 года назад +249

    God: them humas are greedy, Imma make a fish, so poisonous, so they'll leave the fish alone.
    Humans: we find ways

  • @MasterSergius
    @MasterSergius 2 года назад

    Stonefish: Billion years of evolution to not be eaten.
    Humans: Hmm, how many recipes we can create to cook it?