Lottery Ticket Church Scene (Mike Epps)

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  • Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2010
  • The Church scene from the movie "Lottery Ticket"
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  • @jcspillz
    @jcspillz 10 лет назад +220

    "goat smellin' ass, built like a sack a laundry!" Lmao DEAD

  • @nuknuknuk111
    @nuknuknuk111 5 лет назад +450

    "She done let them Chinese trick her nine times!" LMAO

  • @kylerb3844
    @kylerb3844 6 лет назад +187

    "I got 4 of em over there at the Home Depot, they jumped in the van like they was gone do the right thang"
    LMAO 😂😂😂😂

  • @JRae1
    @JRae1 7 лет назад +530

    "God might not be there when ya want him but he always there when you want 'eem!" Lmfao 😂😂 Wth

    • @markvanslam
      @markvanslam 7 лет назад +22

      Celestial Being That was my favorite haha! That's the type of shit a few asshole people preach that nobody even questions. lol and ive seen that kind of garbage at white churches, black churches, Hispanic churches, synagogues, temples...yeah Ive been to a lot of worship places :) (I grew up with Unitarian Universalist parents who never rejected folks for their faith). I've never joined a religion but I'll take good news wherever I can find it. There's always good in ppl, but all religions have fake ass, self serving people too.

    • @Robsparks413
      @Robsparks413 6 лет назад +20

      J Abrams Lol Meaning God ain't gonna wait on you forever So HE may not be there when you want him But HE will listen to you if you want him bad enough to want him If I made any sense at all Lmao That was funny

    • @chillibaba1125
      @chillibaba1125 5 лет назад +7

      😉😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Squirrel36
      @Squirrel36 3 года назад +6

      Very logical....(heavy sarcasm)

    • @georgelundy24
      @georgelundy24 3 года назад +9

      YESS I WAS LAUGHING TO HARD!! I was like what huh... the crowd response made it funnier!! Lol 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @slrroute
    @slrroute 5 лет назад +195

    " Praise the lord do she got a twin sister ? 👀 Yuuup" 😂😂 gets me everytime

  • @okendrix9968
    @okendrix9968 3 года назад +69

    “I sleep up here...... in this room right hea”🤣🤣🤣

  • @sbz88
    @sbz88 7 лет назад +287

    "Preach the word of Gaaaawd" 😂😂😂

  • @PreachaTim
    @PreachaTim 10 лет назад +498

    "THIS is the wife God wants me to have"!!!!!!......lol.

    • @MoreKayare2Fye
      @MoreKayare2Fye 4 года назад +18

      Preacha Tim 🤣🤣💯♾

    • @jeremiahhudson302
      @jeremiahhudson302 4 года назад +15

      Preacha Tim 😂 built like ah sack of laundry

    • @thegigadykid1
      @thegigadykid1 4 года назад +15

      Then why aint give it to him

    • @LuvBabe-cy7bn
      @LuvBabe-cy7bn 3 года назад +15

      Do you know how many times I flatline!!!!!😩😩💀💀💀

    • @MrBsailor
      @MrBsailor 3 года назад +11

      The only reason I sought out this clip

  • @dustinford18
    @dustinford18 4 года назад +87

    “He knew what u gonna do before u do it, knew what u was gonna do when u did it, and know what u gonna do when u leave here” 😂😂😭😭😂🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @andreamiller9411
    @andreamiller9411 9 лет назад +336

    "I bet yall didn't even know I was living so humbly?.......Right up there is where I sleep (points to the small space between the ceiling and roof)" DEAD LOLOLOLOL ROFL

    • @kierredestiny2
      @kierredestiny2 5 лет назад +3

      Andrea Miller DEAD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @211reid
      @211reid 5 лет назад +22

      Thats why Mike will always be funnier then Kevin hart 😂😂😂 you can tell he freestyled that part lol

    • @devanteashley6607
      @devanteashley6607 5 лет назад +18

      "in this room right here"😂😂😂 fucking classic man

    • @211reid
      @211reid 5 лет назад +9

      @@devanteashley6607 right Mike Epps reminds you of that one nigga in the hood that everybody know be lunching lol

    • @shawntehunter4791
      @shawntehunter4791 4 года назад +2

      Andrea Miller I flatline 💀

  • @GDubbJr
    @GDubbJr 3 года назад +211

    When the pastor has the gun instantly, I lose it everytime 😂

    • @ATP2555ify
      @ATP2555ify 3 года назад +16

      Then it disappears in the next shot

    • @dunkcannon1133
      @dunkcannon1133 Год назад +2

      Where you see A gun

    • @llClassifiedll
      @llClassifiedll Год назад +7

      “You gotta gun in church? Huh?” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @llClassifiedll
      @llClassifiedll Год назад +1

      @@dunkcannon1133watch the movie you gone see it

    • @user-tn5yh8tk8r
      @user-tn5yh8tk8r Месяц назад

      The pastor was like .were expecting a well known thug .don't no way he's gonna get me .imma stay strapped 😂😂😂😂

  • @RoboArdy
    @RoboArdy 9 лет назад +181

    "Makes you want to put something in the plate, if we aint got a plate, JUT put what you give me on my hand." LOL. CLASSIC

  • @JT-pb3fx
    @JT-pb3fx 6 лет назад +271

    I laughed so hard when he said, "I sleep up there In the attic"

  • @MarlonDGandy
    @MarlonDGandy 10 лет назад +218

    This scene was so funny and i'm honered to have been apart of the choir scene bc I love church and love singing!!! It was a surreal moment for me being around such a great and fun cast!! #ATL #Memories

    • @JJRichardson_
      @JJRichardson_ 3 года назад +20

      How funny was it being around Mike Epps as a pastor no less

    • @DS-br1wn
      @DS-br1wn 2 года назад +5

      Were you paid?

    • @knives5964
      @knives5964 2 года назад

      @@DS-br1wn tf

    • @DS-br1wn
      @DS-br1wn 2 года назад +3

      @@knives5964 tf what? I was joking

    • @jamisonelms98
      @jamisonelms98 2 года назад

      @@DS-br1wn
      .

  • @lafonze8824
    @lafonze8824 4 года назад +81

    "Those sister's that need help, and want to pray privately w me" 😭😭😭😂😂😂

  • @danthonywilliams6444
    @danthonywilliams6444 7 лет назад +204

    I'm not talkin bout the delicious spread that you spread on bread called the miracle whip. "Dance" 😂😂😂

    • @tyshellwashington9670
      @tyshellwashington9670 6 лет назад +18

      D’Anthony Williams had me so weak the way he jumped down from the stage 😂😂😂😂

  • @eyedewfilms6588
    @eyedewfilms6588 7 лет назад +234

    Is Lottery Ticket a Classic? I say yes

  • @traviellmcnair
    @traviellmcnair 9 лет назад +367

    I was laughing at the dark skinned brotha co-signing on everything Mike Epps said

    • @CEELOW3000
      @CEELOW3000 9 лет назад +18

      Me too - LOL

    • @RoboArdy
      @RoboArdy 9 лет назад +18

      CHIZZO P YESIM

    • @kierredestiny2
      @kierredestiny2 5 лет назад +16

      Napalm99 co-signing like a mug

    • @victhebric66
      @victhebric66 5 лет назад +54

      "praise the Lord, does she have a twin sister? Hep!!" 😂😂

    • @tahjaymatthews13
      @tahjaymatthews13 5 лет назад +9

      @@victhebric66 🤣🤣🤣

  • @caveman741
    @caveman741 5 лет назад +119

    He said she's build like a sack of laundry LOL I'm done 😂😂😂

    • @ATP2555ify
      @ATP2555ify 3 года назад +9

      He pulled a gun out of nowhere xD

    • @jeremiahhudson302
      @jeremiahhudson302 2 года назад +8

      He said goat smelling ass 🤣

    • @ATP2555ify
      @ATP2555ify 2 года назад +3

      @@jeremiahhudson302 You sure because subtitles said "roach smelling ass"

  • @cocheselives
    @cocheselives 6 лет назад +90

    "WHY COME I CANT HAVE A JACUZZI?!"

  • @ebonynash4809
    @ebonynash4809 8 лет назад +173

    They jumped in the van like they was gone do the right thing

  • @opticfibre7
    @opticfibre7 8 лет назад +267

    And preach the word of GGGAUUUHHHHDDDD!

  • @RoboArdy
    @RoboArdy 9 лет назад +235

    THEM CHINESE Trick Her 9 Times
    I love it

  • @64jmcintosh
    @64jmcintosh 9 лет назад +94

    Best scene in the movie! Love it

  • @loveasap2931
    @loveasap2931 5 лет назад +49

    "when u hear me say miracles and I'm not talking about Smokey Robison and the four brothers out of Detroit!!!!" 😂😂😂

    • @DanyBaltazarTV
      @DanyBaltazarTV 3 года назад +4

      IM CRYING 😭😭😩

    • @fbncook
      @fbncook 2 года назад +9

      "I ain't talkin bout the delicious spread that you spread on the. Bread....called the MIRACLE WHIP, LAWD"

    • @mikieboyee
      @mikieboyee 2 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @DrewSmoothTV
    @DrewSmoothTV 12 лет назад +40

    "Who let that nigga outta jail?" LMFAO AHHAHAAHHAHAH!

    • @danthonywilliams6444
      @danthonywilliams6444 7 лет назад +1

      DrewSmoothTV Everybody missed that part I think that was the most funniest tho 😂😂😂😂

    • @Shytheweirdo
      @Shytheweirdo 4 года назад

      @@danthonywilliams6444 when was that said?

    • @floridaloveclifton5175
      @floridaloveclifton5175 4 года назад +1

      Shy The Weirdo TV 4:45

  • @stevenboone4478
    @stevenboone4478 8 лет назад +161

    this scene clearly shows the greediness of the church pastor.

    • @pickmeup95
      @pickmeup95 5 лет назад +18

      You found the point

    • @curtisritter8805
      @curtisritter8805 4 года назад +11

      imagine not enjoying a comedy...and taking everything serious

    • @Pony.tail.joe7
      @Pony.tail.joe7 4 года назад +3

      @@curtisritter8805 exactly

    • @morablaze486
      @morablaze486 3 года назад +1

      Curtis Ritter this is the era of being offended and making a whole paragraph about a joke...crazy.

    • @Salama47055
      @Salama47055 3 года назад +2

      Not every pastor is greedy

  • @talkdattrashimmapullyacard4396
    @talkdattrashimmapullyacard4396 6 лет назад +48

    😂👍 " this" part of tha movie was comedy gold 😆 Mike Epps is pure greatness

  • @tyshellwashington9670
    @tyshellwashington9670 6 лет назад +61

    I swear this part of the movie had me roooolling 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kierredestiny2
    @kierredestiny2 5 лет назад +60

    This scene is golden!

  • @tyruaasberry
    @tyruaasberry 10 лет назад +134

    He may not be there when you want him but he's always there when you want him. LMAO

    • @heartbeat8706
      @heartbeat8706 5 лет назад +16

      tyrus asberry he confused the shit out me

    • @davidthompson7491
      @davidthompson7491 Год назад +4

      Lmao my favorite part

    • @Model1985
      @Model1985 8 месяцев назад +2

      He probably made God laugh with that line😂

    • @BrownsvilleBaby_Est
      @BrownsvilleBaby_Est 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Model1985You wanna make Yahawah laugh?Tell him your plans..Mama always told me that

    • @BrownsvilleBaby_Est
      @BrownsvilleBaby_Est 7 месяцев назад

      He may not come when you want,but he's always on TIME.

  • @LingMare
    @LingMare 10 лет назад +73

    "He's coming!"
    "Who's coming? Jesus?"
    "No not Jesus!" LMFAOOOOO

  • @mashmash6641
    @mashmash6641 10 лет назад +145

    Can't stop laughing!!!! This scene always has me laughing

  • @inolawilks9279
    @inolawilks9279 3 года назад +28

    They jumped in the van like they was gone do the right thang😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MVRBFree
    @MVRBFree 6 месяцев назад +6

    “Make you wanna put something in the plate! If we ain’t gotta plate just put what you gone give me in my hand!!” 😂😂😂

  • @yodapadawan1825
    @yodapadawan1825 6 лет назад +58

    Masking tape around the Chim-Lee. LOL

  • @visionarybrushstroker7694
    @visionarybrushstroker7694 2 года назад +13

    They jumped in the van like they was gone do the right thang 😂

  • @lcloud8626
    @lcloud8626 9 лет назад +45

    i think that the most funny part in this is that mike epps pulls a gun out of no where lmfao preach stays strapped

  • @justinjamesjr3069
    @justinjamesjr3069 9 лет назад +43

    "God might not be there when you want him but he always there when you want him" im rolling

  • @frankeinstein1
    @frankeinstein1 8 лет назад +59

    'Why Come I can't have that?!" Jesus I love Mike Epps!!" Praise Gawwwd!!" 😆

  • @petehammer4676
    @petehammer4676 9 лет назад +30

    "Goat smellin' ass, built like a sack a laundry!" lol

  • @cj8803
    @cj8803 11 лет назад +38

    Only Mike Epps would pull out a gun in church. LOL!

  • @rrichardson920
    @rrichardson920 12 лет назад +31

    Mike Epps is a damn fool! My favorite part in the whole movie!

  • @jeremiahhudson302
    @jeremiahhudson302 3 года назад +15

    😭😭😭😭 ayeeee this is the funniest church scene I’ve ever seen

  • @TampaAries
    @TampaAries 7 лет назад +38

    She done let them Chinese trick her 9 times LMAO

  • @ivarmanpako7706
    @ivarmanpako7706 8 лет назад +20

    xD mike epps is killin me man, ohh shitt. he wasnt even lackin in the church

  • @MnyMar
    @MnyMar 3 года назад +15

    When he started baking his ex wife😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @carrera580
    @carrera580 3 года назад +6

    My man was shook standing there with the gun 😂

  • @Kenxclout
    @Kenxclout 6 лет назад +21

    “Td jakes Bishop Eddie long” 😂😂😂😂

  • @trojan4ever298
    @trojan4ever298 7 лет назад +110

    This THE WIFE god want me 2 have! HAHAHAHA

    • @pickmeup95
      @pickmeup95 5 лет назад +4

      How do y'all type y'all laughs

    • @ATP2555ify
      @ATP2555ify 4 года назад +9

      Praise the Lord! Does she have a twin sister? Hep!

    • @layah28
      @layah28 4 года назад

      Ja’Torean Kegler hahahahaha

    • @dolo4625
      @dolo4625 3 года назад

      built like a sack of laundry😭😭😭

  • @treconley442
    @treconley442 Год назад +4

    & if we aint got a plate just put what you gon give me in my hand" ☠️🤣😭

  • @ArmiGirl90
    @ArmiGirl90 4 года назад +14

    I loved how his friend played a distraction. He really should’ve let him hold onto the ticket

  • @kylawright0751
    @kylawright0751 5 лет назад +17

    Best scene of the whole movie PERIODT 😭💀😂

  • @joshuafanovich8749
    @joshuafanovich8749 11 лет назад +25

    "built like a sack of laundry" "THIS is the wife that GOD wants me to have!"
    XD

  • @alarrieafinley4803
    @alarrieafinley4803 Год назад +7

    3:08-3:18 “she done let them Chinese trick her 9 times”😂😂😂😂

  • @inolawilks9279
    @inolawilks9279 3 года назад +18

    The Pastor got a glock in the sanctuary 😂😂😂

  • @daday8735
    @daday8735 3 года назад +10

    Built like a sack of laundry LMAO I'm crying 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @philliprosewood7049
    @philliprosewood7049 Год назад +3

    This is the perfect definition of when people say this is a commercial church mike epps killed this shit was funny

  • @royalazfuc
    @royalazfuc Год назад +14

    This is the wife that God want me to have 😂😂

  • @JustbeingCed
    @JustbeingCed 2 года назад +4

    The way that man stood up when he said this is the wife God want me to have lol

  • @Shayster918
    @Shayster918 9 лет назад +63

    The man at 3:21... Had me on the ground

  • @dewanesmothers8009
    @dewanesmothers8009 3 года назад +13

    Best part of the movie 😂 “god might not be there when you want em but he’s always there when you want em”

  • @TrueRoshi
    @TrueRoshi 4 года назад +5

    That hand shake & “yeah baby” kills me every time

    • @Maso777
      @Maso777 3 года назад +2

      😭😭😭like he just broke character all the way!

  • @jenababe523
    @jenababe523 12 лет назад +6

    I sleep up here *pointing* in this room right here!! lmfaoo!! I love that part!!

  • @suwxp
    @suwxp 3 года назад +9

    “So That I can come in here on Sunday and preach the word of GOD”😭😭😭

  • @StarKushExoticGalaxy
    @StarKushExoticGalaxy 2 года назад +8

    The picture of the ex wife😂😂

  • @pianoladyforreal1026
    @pianoladyforreal1026 2 года назад +4

    🤣🤣🤣 The way he said 'MY EX WIFE' and her pic being displayed. The way she posed in that pic 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @sincerelyashanti672
    @sincerelyashanti672 3 года назад +4

    😂😂😂😂 this nigga said y’all ain’t know I was living that humble did u ...

  • @josephlara943
    @josephlara943 8 лет назад +32

    yo Kevin he's coming who's coming Jesus lmao

  • @cesarocon2806
    @cesarocon2806 8 лет назад +49

    who else watching this on a Sunday?

  • @nat5112
    @nat5112 5 лет назад +12

    “...Praise the lord - did she have a twin sister...” hahaha 🤣😩😩🤣

  • @FloatCosmically
    @FloatCosmically 6 лет назад +12

    4:19 "You gotta gun??" 😂😂😂

  • @kiaramonea2533
    @kiaramonea2533 7 лет назад +14

    mike epps wearing that lace front

  • @anthonyburtley2147
    @anthonyburtley2147 6 лет назад +5

    thanks for uploading this...his scenes are classics.

  • @JT-pb3fx
    @JT-pb3fx 6 лет назад +14

    Loretta Devine played Bow Wow's grandmother in madea's big happy family, too

    • @tyronebiggumsakaduke4587
      @tyronebiggumsakaduke4587 4 года назад +5

      That’s everybody mama/gma in all the movies nawl fr🤣💯

    • @staticboyj.r.
      @staticboyj.r. 2 года назад +3

      She was his grandmother but he knew her as his own mother

  • @joola27
    @joola27 4 года назад +6

    "That's right I'm not talking about those fellas" 😂😂😂

  • @ZaheedaNaheedya
    @ZaheedaNaheedya 13 лет назад +5

    LOL i gotta see this movie in full... Epps is such a great comedian!

  • @MrKodiakAttack
    @MrKodiakAttack 13 лет назад +6

    "...so that I can come here on Sunday, and preach da word of GAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWDDDDAAAHHHHH!!!"

    • @staticboyj.r.
      @staticboyj.r. 2 года назад

      It sounds liked it hurt him to say it like that

  • @brionnajones4190
    @brionnajones4190 3 года назад +3

    Mike Epps a fool man!! That bih say "chimley" 😂😂😂😂

  • @dx2049
    @dx2049 3 года назад +7

    “Yo, he’s comin” “Who” “Jesus?” 😂😂🙂

  • @zeke22aisiah
    @zeke22aisiah 2 года назад +4

    Mannnnnm that shit he do with his lips be killing me 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikewalkerjr9822
    @mikewalkerjr9822 4 года назад +4

    He said she built like a sack of laundry....I spit out my drink 🤣🤣🤣

  • @deariagamble
    @deariagamble 13 лет назад +15

    im not talkin about that delious bread that u spread on the bread call the miracle whip ROFLMAO

  • @donaldwhiteheadjr1694
    @donaldwhiteheadjr1694 4 года назад +4

    Died at the part when The Pastor said In the Word Of Godddd

  • @jermondc.williamsjr.8532
    @jermondc.williamsjr.8532 5 лет назад +5

    40 Seconds : He know what you gone do before you do it, Knew what you was gonna do before you then did it, and he knows what you gone do n want before u need him ! Mike Epps da mf G.O.A.T !!! 💨💨💨😂😂😂

  • @l1lf1r32
    @l1lf1r32 3 года назад +7

    This pays homage to the dont be a menace scene so perfectly. It's not a blatant copy but it's the principle twisted to fit the narrative of this movie.

  • @lyfegamble7979
    @lyfegamble7979 2 года назад +2

    😂 😂 the vision is for him to have a brand new church..... This what that preacher from Brooklyn was thinking 😂

  • @PurdyGood91
    @PurdyGood91 9 лет назад +26

    Lmfao when he said "priest the word of Gawtttt"

    • @condorgaming4000
      @condorgaming4000 5 лет назад +2

      I'm surprised more ppl ain't comment about that 😂 he extra af

  • @dustinford18
    @dustinford18 7 лет назад +37

    Put masking tape all on the Chimaly

  • @bernicewrighton7717
    @bernicewrighton7717 3 года назад +5

    1:02 when he hops off the stage and do that dance😂😂😂

    • @R_L_1369
      @R_L_1369 2 года назад

      And some of the congregation gon stand up Lawd 🤣

  • @JJRichardson_
    @JJRichardson_ 3 года назад +2

    Every now and then I think of the song “come right in my lord” and then in my mind I see Mike Epps and look for this scene.

  • @ronniequinn4970
    @ronniequinn4970 7 лет назад +4

    "Why Come I can't have a Jacuzzi!!; Why Come I can't eat shrimps and steak!!!.." This nigga got me dead every time I see this scene..😢😭😂

  • @dangmbackatit2826
    @dangmbackatit2826 5 лет назад +5

    This man would be the best precher that I ever had in real life

  • @ATP2555ify
    @ATP2555ify 5 лет назад +9

    He got a gun but he's scared of Lorenzo 😂😂😂

  • @chillibaba1125
    @chillibaba1125 5 лет назад +6

    2:49 shrimps and steaks!!!!! LMAOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jamellarolle
    @jamellarolle 10 лет назад +39

    "Tricka Nine Times" Lmao!
    "God Might Not be der when ya want em, but he always der when u want em"...
    (old man) hmmmmmmmmm.... too funny

  • @L.A.97.
    @L.A.97. 11 лет назад +7

    -Yo! Hes comin'!
    -Who's comin'?
    -Jesus...

  • @MIXMASTERRFS3
    @MIXMASTERRFS3 8 лет назад +13

    lmao "goat smellin' ass..." XD

  • @MingoThePoet
    @MingoThePoet 4 года назад +3

    I’m glad I can say we both from Indiana he’s amazing 😉

  • @wings4837
    @wings4837 3 года назад +4

    Talent at it’s finest.