“Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble” is a quote from the witches in Macbeth, a story where everyone is doing great, having a good time, enjoying some delicious pasta
*DnD Sorcerer intensifies* Edit: don't fuck with the Wheel of Wild Magic or you get turned into a flower pot that is used to grow the Bard's next stash
This is so tame and almost like human food compared to his more recent exploits in the kitchen. He recently had a phase of making what he calls burritos, they don't resemble anything the average person would call a burrito. Among the fillings he would use things like snails for example and for some strange reason he cooks these things and then leaves them out on his kitchen counter for a day or two before eating them. In one recent video you could clearly see live bugs scurrying around in the burrito he was eating.
@dawvideokanal7369 a pinch of sugar is actually the norm for Italian tomato sauce (if the tomatoes are a little bit too much acidic) but that's about it
Congeal means to jell,coagulate solidify or become gelatinous. Especially through temperature change hot or cold . 😂 … pretty gnarly bruv usually think of blood when I hear the word coagulated . GROSS
All jokes aside I remember my weird cousins putting ketchup in their Kraft mac and cheese when I was little. So one day I put mustard in mine cause my child brain thought "mustard is yellow, mac and cheese is yellow... They must go together" and surprisingly that shit was fire so still to this day I like a tiny bit of mustard in it once in a while... but after it's cooked obviously.😂😂
I just came from that one. There's also a dude that does a whole ass documentary about Cobra. I've never heard of him before today, he's a gem of a person. 😂😂😂
Honestly the lore behind KingCobra and the absolute monstrosities that he creates in the kitchen should be studied. He is a true enigma. His channel could fuel years of content.
I'm gonna need to make a playlist of "Chefs" I discovered from August. A diet helper playlist, because I lose my appetite almost every time watching these.
King Cobra is an entire genre all to himself. He has cooking videos but they're few and far between. He mostly makes videos about getting drunk and saying really dumb things. He's not the brightest bulb in the drawer.
The awful thing about this is... When he eats out, he dumps condiments on his food. iirc over Christmas his dad made him a steak and the pictures of it after Josh got his mitts on it showed it DRENCHED in sauces. BBQ, ketchup, mustard, you name it. He just can't enjoy simplicity. Everything has to hurt with flavor.
@@spicybeantofu Have you ever eaten food before? Meats, fungus and plant all need seasoning, often simple salt for some, but all categories have delicious members. A good Atlantic salmon (some cuts) can be eaten raw and without any seasoning, and are amazing. I've never understood people who "don't like seafood", it's just like saying "I don't like landfood" or "I don't like airfood". I'm truly curious, what is the common thread among all different meats that makes the taste unpleasant? I find the taste of green bell peppers to be unpleasant and bitter, but I like ripe bell peppers.
I would rather be trapped in a locked room with Michael Myers on the 20th floor, in a 20 story building, where the power has been cut rather than take one spoonful of this concoction 🤮
I look at these videos of his as a blessing, cause the more time he is at home doing this the less time he is spending having unwanted conversations with various uncomfortable retail workers in his area.
Jack commented on one of his videos that he doesn’t eat broccoli because it causes kidney stones…jack, putting 10 pounds of cheese in your recipes causes heart attacks
@@Thunderthewolf4361 Looks like he just kept reusing the water as well. I'm not super picky when it comes cooking for myself. But if I see the egg from yesterday swimming around in today's pasta water, I would at least get new water.
August, you've finally stumbled into Cobra's kitchen and I couldn't be happier. Just endless content filled with more canned fish than the normal human could reasonably consume.
I was NOT expecting some King Cobra on this channel. I would love to see you react to dude almost burning his house down trying to fry some wings in way too hot grease.
I could see potentially boiling eggs in the pasta water simultaneously...but letting a stinky egg pot sit overnight to further deepen the horror involved in this scenario? 😢
When I was 12, my parents left me home alone for the first time ever. I decided it was as good a time as any to premiere my brand new all-in-my-head cooking show live from the family kitchen. I made a "Soy Sauce Cake"...and a gigantic mess. All I got in return is grounded. :(
My brother will never ever let me forget the time that our parents were at home and I tried to make gravy and it was so bad that even the dogs wouldn’t eat it when I threw it out!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
weirdest thing I made as a kid was I got a bowl and mixed all sugar items we had in the cupboard than microwaved it...yeah um I didn't take the packaging off and there was tinfoil on some brownies that was made the day before...yeah I am lucky I wasn't home alone, and someone stopped me before I exploded the microwave
I hope August does the burrito that cobes left out overnight on his counter that was infested with larve by time he ate it and he didn't even notice. This guy put brains on a cheeseburger, and thats just the start.
It's awesome you're diving into Cobra's culinary world because there are at LEAST 30 cooking videos where he doesn't even like what he cooks. Shout out Bitesize Cobra Vids for editing all these videos.
The one thing I kept thinking while watching was how soggy that pasta must’ve been. Not only staying in the water the entire time, but drenched in ranch,mayo,and mustard.
August, I am typically a pretty strong stomached individual. I am writing my own cook book and basically teaching myself culinary skills. I can eat while watching Hoof GP, pimple popper, EVEN COOKING WITH JACK. But I actually had to pause this video and finish my food because I couldn't eat while watching. Like OMG
Dude after his last two videos, I just gotta feel bad for his DnD group when they come over to his house. Imagine having this dude cook for your entire party ☠️
Every time he said “congeal”, Solomon from “A Dark Song” screams “Look, look, it’s started to congeal!” in my head. (From when he screams at her to drink the cup of blood as part of the ritual)
I’m so excited that you finally have found his cooking videos!!! I’ve been watching this dude for years and some of the recipes are absolutely insane. You should also look into his pet history. Also, just to let you know he thinks he is a extremely hot goth guys and all the ladies want him.
I remember finding this dude after going down a rabbit hole trying to find bad cooking videos. His video with a sex doll still haunts my nightmares but not as much as that dude who made a “deluxe piza”
I kinda have to wonder if he saw someone make pasta salad once and just thought that the process would transfer... That's me trying to be as optimistic as possible.
i have never heard a more sincere phrase from august then the "I'm gonna fight you" at 2:50 i fullheardetly believe you would do that the way you say it
I remember mama June making "sketti" with margarine and ketchup and I thought that was bad. This video took it to a whole new level lol. Thank God I grew up in an Italian family
I have eaten while watching disgusting cooking videos many times with no problems so far. The combo of dirty pot water with mayo and the ranch slurp did manage to make me put my food away for good. I'd never imagine "just pasta" could be so bad.
The more I watch this, the more I'm sure I hung out with this dude in high school and like 2 years of college before we drifted. I'm only not entirely sure because I've been through some bad head trauma and remember like maybe 20% of that time frame.
cool tip! if your lacking tomato based pasta sauce use a little tomato sauce/ketchup with BBQ sauce, small bit of soy and onion and small bit of balsamic vinegar, ad a little water to and you have pasta sauce. it's not the same but it works in a pinch.
Now mustard can be mixed into pasta dishes. But that's specifically when mixed into the sauce during the cooking of said sauce (like a sauce made of cream, bacon and onion), but it's also specifically dijon mustard. Not the mustard you put on hot dogs.
Dijon or a classic yellow(which is common on hot dogs) I've seen use. Not like the spicy German mustard or like the stone ground ones. All of this boils down to regional seasoning fights.
Gulden's Spicy Brown Mustard is an excellent addition to mac & cheese, but just add a little. Common yellow mustard works too. I've seen people on cooking shows use Colman's Dry Mustard as well.
Years ago, I had a friend that was not very experienced with cooking. One day she made some Kraft macaroni and cheese and failed to pick up one very important word in the instructions: Drain. She called me crying because her mac and cheese was so watery. I said add another cheese packet from another box and she said "That won't help. It's REALLY WATERY!" Needless to say, at that point I told her to reread the instructions. That memory never fails to make me chuckle. 😄
I did this with mashed potatoes, was wondering why it was so watery, in my defense this was my first time making it and the recipe did not say to drain the water before mashing.
This makes the British "cuisine" that we're used to seeing on here look edible. It's like watching someone who already knew nothing about cooking take ketamine, turn on their camera, and immediately and fearlessly take on pasta.
Bro put mustard, mayonnaise, and ranch in his pasta, and then has the nerve to call pepper “adventurous.”
Incredible.
Incredible
Incredible.
Incredible.
Inedible
In despicable
“Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble” is a quote from the witches in Macbeth, a story where everyone is doing great, having a good time, enjoying some delicious pasta
Erm erm erm actually it's boil and bubble he got it wrong
@@TheGrippler09 If you're going to correct someone, at least make sure you're right first lmao
@@snickerdoooodle it's double double toil and trouble I was making a joke
LMAO, you win the comment section today.
All hail, Macbeth! Hail to thee, Pasta Chef of Cawdor😉😆
I was once a sous chef, both in military and civilian life
This is the most horrifying thing I've ever seen.
Thank you, August
You should see him and his cooking now, this video is 5 years old both he and his cooking have gotten more disgusting since.
Well if we didnt have dumb people in society what the hell would we be laughing at?
Id rather eat the veggie omelette MRE than eat the stuff he makes
looks like the kind of question mark casserole I'd see in a field kitchen ong
You were once a former sous chef? So you're no longer a former sous chef?
Every time he (accurately) describes this dish as starting to "congeal", rather than "thicken", my soul dies a little.
Right 😂 I hope your pasta doesn’t sauce doesn’t have the consistency of gelatin 😂
Have you seen the movie “A Dark Song” ???
Btw best comment ever
every time he said congeal, I gagged while agreed. and the noises he was doing with his mouth while slurping. there are limits.
Right!!!!! Like woah buddy that's a specific word 👀👀
This is like finding an ancient alchemist’s notebook and seeing exactly what kind of monstrous spell of his own killed him.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*DnD Sorcerer intensifies*
Edit: don't fuck with the Wheel of Wild Magic or you get turned into a flower pot that is used to grow the Bard's next stash
This is so tame and almost like human food compared to his more recent exploits in the kitchen.
He recently had a phase of making what he calls burritos, they don't resemble anything the average person would call a burrito.
Among the fillings he would use things like snails for example and for some strange reason he cooks these things and then leaves them out on his kitchen counter for a day or two before eating them.
In one recent video you could clearly see live bugs scurrying around in the burrito he was eating.
Accurate
How much you wanna bet that Aunt Myrna's recipe book is the sequel to the Necronomicon
You can tell the “salt and sugar” is 90% sugar because it sticks to his hands so well💀
Cobes just has stick hands from being the ultimate gothic bad boy
@@Solanin0803 lmaooo
i knew his gross plump hands were sticky
i also put some brown sugar in my pasta, it works well with the tomatoes
@dawvideokanal7369 a pinch of sugar is actually the norm for Italian tomato sauce (if the tomatoes are a little bit too much acidic) but that's about it
He's like the worst parts of Cooking with Jack and Kay's Cooking combined. Incredible.
*inedible
@@jamesglover2251 😂🤣😂🤣
Those two are a novelty this guy is just cringe
Exactly just because you can mix things in a pot doesn't mean you can cook.
iron wrath archives channel vibes ( @CowboyBebop444 )
The way he keeps saying "congeal" (which means to solidify by cooling btw) just adds to the overall grossness. Very impressive.
Just say thicken.. ok maybe not this guy
he thinks he's an alchemist of some sort 😂
Congeal means to jell,coagulate solidify or become gelatinous. Especially through temperature change hot or cold . 😂 … pretty gnarly bruv usually think of blood when I hear the word coagulated . GROSS
I like his use of i digress. Illiterate oxygen thief.
As a chef of 17 years I'd say like emulsify. Congeal makes me think of concealed pig blood.
All jokes aside I remember my weird cousins putting ketchup in their Kraft mac and cheese when I was little. So one day I put mustard in mine cause my child brain thought "mustard is yellow, mac and cheese is yellow... They must go together" and surprisingly that shit was fire so still to this day I like a tiny bit of mustard in it once in a while... but after it's cooked obviously.😂😂
Ooo! I’ll have to try that! I also like once in awhile a tiny bit of ketchup in my mac, never thought of mustard being good tho!
Mustard is a common secret ingredient for Mac and cheese
A little bit of yellow mustard does bring out the flavor of mac and cheese. Especially when it's served with bbq.
This is one of Cobes' least offensive recipes. I kid you not.
Yeah it's not like it's the snail burrito
French fries are still the funniest though
True that @TheMudbrooker 😂
@@CEOofChairbugs420or cheesy ramen noodles
@@CEOofChairbugs420 ceo in the comments? NOW it's a party
The older I get, the more I understand the saying “You can’t eat just anybody’s food.”
and people be swearing the tamale lady at walmart is the greatest ain’t no fuucckkinnnn way im eating something from someone’s house these days 😂
How could you not have talked about the gross sloshing noise the spoon made when going into the Mayo jar repeatedly? 🤣
I can't describe the process of disgust my entire body went through when I heard that noise.
I read your comment as that scene played by good luck, and by gum you're right.
How about the noise it made when entering his mouth hnnnng
"If you serve me pasta at your house, and I find out that the sauce is ranch, mayonnaise and mustard, I'm gonna fight you." 💀
Lol!
Don't trust anyone who uses the word 'congeals' to describe pasta
#lifehack
He uses the word "congeal" far too often when he's in the kitchen... not just for this "recipe" unfortunately
Congeal is the most accurate thing he couldve said in this instance
Can't wait until August stumbles onto Cobra's roach infested mega breakfast burrito lol. 😂
wut? I know what I must do... I fear I've not the strength. crap.....*searches for channel*
He ended up doing a video. Watched it before this one
I just came from that one. There's also a dude that does a whole ass documentary about Cobra.
I've never heard of him before today, he's a gem of a person. 😂😂😂
This is pretty normal for KingCobra. The rabbit hole when it comes to this guy is deep.
Yep. This is normal compared to what he has made.
This isn’t even close to his worst recipe. The one he made yesterday is 10x worse lmao.
As someone who makes his food, his food isn't too bad. The Snail Burrito tho was rough, I'm making the bugrito soon
That’s what’s up Toobs!
Those Bogritos, boy. Oh man. I think August is going to have a lot of fun with Kobra, a literal content farm for YT reviewers like The Duck
Honestly the lore behind KingCobra and the absolute monstrosities that he creates in the kitchen should be studied. He is a true enigma. His channel could fuel years of content.
TWU TOOBS
Where does he live?
@@ajosralastname7823 Wyoming.
IT IS WHAT IT IS
But he loves his geetar
This is legitimately one of the better meals he's made, and you should see his infamous drink-combo streams where he gets wasted and passes out. 👌
I'm gonna need to make a playlist of "Chefs" I discovered from August. A diet helper playlist, because I lose my appetite almost every time watching these.
I think there is
I was eating a McDonald's cheeseburger while watching this. It was really good but the flavor changed mid-bite as this thing played.
King Cobra is an entire genre all to himself. He has cooking videos but they're few and far between. He mostly makes videos about getting drunk and saying really dumb things. He's not the brightest bulb in the drawer.
I'm eating ice cream while watching this and completely losing my appetite
Same, this would fit well in my diet playlist
Never thought i'd be able to tell if someone smells bad just by watching a video
Prolly like butt and sour milk.
uhh, thats not uncommon lol
Bro did y'all see his nails???
i don’t think he’s ever taken that choker off i bet there’s a brown stripe on his neck
Watch the documentary about him just dropped yesterday lol
Oh god you just KNOW the dirt underneath his fingernails just gave that pasta an extra extra flavour boost
That's not dirt my friend
@@flying1dead155 oh god do I even wanna know?
@@flying1dead155
Please no
🤢
When it congealed, the noodles weren’t surfacing. They gained sentience and were trying to escape the pot.
I hope one day this man can go to an actual restaurant to see how food is suppose to taste.
The awful thing about this is... When he eats out, he dumps condiments on his food. iirc over Christmas his dad made him a steak and the pictures of it after Josh got his mitts on it showed it DRENCHED in sauces. BBQ, ketchup, mustard, you name it.
He just can't enjoy simplicity. Everything has to hurt with flavor.
@@tacticalcope nothing wrong with covering meat in sauce. Meat/flesh doesn't have a good flavor.
@@spicybeantofu Have you ever eaten food before?
Meats, fungus and plant all need seasoning, often simple salt for some, but all categories have delicious members. A good Atlantic salmon (some cuts) can be eaten raw and without any seasoning, and are amazing.
I've never understood people who "don't like seafood", it's just like saying "I don't like landfood" or "I don't like airfood".
I'm truly curious, what is the common thread among all different meats that makes the taste unpleasant? I find the taste of green bell peppers to be unpleasant and bitter, but I like ripe bell peppers.
@@spicybeantofu you probably eat at cobras house
@@spicybeantofuwhat meat are you eating??? Flavor is everything. That’s weird my man…also flesh???? Who tf says flesh😭💀 yeah certified weirdo😭
I would rather be trapped in a locked room with Michael Myers on the 20th floor, in a 20 story building, where the power has been cut rather than take one spoonful of this concoction 🤮
I look at these videos of his as a blessing, cause the more time he is at home doing this the less time he is spending having unwanted conversations with various uncomfortable retail workers in his area.
He never leaves his place. He Door Dashes everything.
And he just complains to a computer screen.
Im genuinely impressed people can eat shit like this and not die!!
They do die. It just takes decades
This is pretty mild compared to his other cooking videos.
He's been on YT for decades and trust me he's againg twice as fast as the average person.
You can find 5-10 year old cobra vids and he looks 20+ years younger. The last 5-10 years have been tough on old cobes
Right and ppl that eat healthy do
Imagine being held captive and this is what he feeds you.
I smell a fan fiction
With Jacks health deteriorating daily, I think this guy has become the spiritual heir to his cooking
If you know anything about King Cobra, you would also say that his health is deteriorating daily.
Jack commented on one of his videos that he doesn’t eat broccoli because it causes kidney stones…jack, putting 10 pounds of cheese in your recipes causes heart attacks
Considering he eats raw chicken and rotten fucking meat im not surprised
This dude makes jack look like a 5 star chef. This dish isnt even close to the worst thing this dudes ever made
@@_Scipio__Africanus_not even close.
He put that ranch in that still boiling pasta and I felt a physical urge to violently attack my TV.
This, this is why I don't participate in potlucks at work.
I never thought I’d see a “cooking” video that made me genuinely lose my appetite, thank you August
i already eaten before watching this but almost throw up because how disgusting by whatever that thing in the pot
Have you seen the Candy's cooking one ? I believe it's the only time I've heard August gag lol (and rightfully so)
What's crazy is that he has the cooking knowledge between Kay and Jack, while also being half as crazy as Iron Wrath cooking
The combination of sight of that pasta and the repeat deafening sound of the mayo scoops will haunt me for countless nights.
I've never seen a pot leave crusties after boiling eggs....I'm questioning how many consecutive meals this pot has seen in between washes 😂
Well ya gotta think it was a pot bubbling mount dew like all the sugar and syrup was glued to the sides before setting free again
If the egg cracks while boiling, the whites leak out and kind of look like that. Still, it's disgusting that he didn't wash the pot 🤢
@@Thunderthewolf4361 Looks like he just kept reusing the water as well.
I'm not super picky when it comes cooking for myself. But if I see the egg from yesterday swimming around in today's pasta water, I would at least get new water.
Bold of you to assume it gets washes. O.o
Yea my pot is basically clean after boiling eggs, I only wash it to get the salt off.
This guy makes jack seem like a 5 star restaurant
fr
No... Not really. They're pretty much on the same level.
"Now let's just add some ranch to it...."
@@zachb8012jack used clean dishes at least.
I’m requesting a negotiator to go check on his toilet to see if it’s in danger.
This ain’t cooking, this is burning down the whole kitchen.💀
*OH SOLO DAME COMENTARIOS DE ODIO EN MI VIDEO!!*
DIJE DAME COMENTARIOS DE ODIO EN MI VIDEO 😡👎
@BasedSigmaMaleWithVaildTakes it is not cooking it is cooking while high
@BasedSigmaMaleWithVaildTakesyou must be cobras only fan 😂
He almost did that making french fries.
Oh he actually almost did that while making fried avocado fries, then I believe he told the fire to ”stop!”
The Ranch slurp after he was done pouring gave me an actual fight or flight response.
I legitimately felt my mouth water as a catalyst to vomit.
Do not get lost down the rabbit hole that is king Cobra. I'm addicted now.
August, you've finally stumbled into Cobra's kitchen and I couldn't be happier. Just endless content filled with more canned fish than the normal human could reasonably consume.
I was NOT expecting some King Cobra on this channel. I would love to see you react to dude almost burning his house down trying to fry some wings in way too hot grease.
It was French fries you trole
August has another video about Cobes 😂
@@misfit29 I realize now after watching the video lol
@@CEOofChairbugs420 Thank you, couldn’t remember which tbh
@@CEOofChairbugs420fancy seeing you here. And yes it was fries. But our dark lord used his magic to stop the fire
The fact that that cooking video started with looking into the trashcan is a definite sign that that cooking video is gonna be trash.
I could see potentially boiling eggs in the pasta water simultaneously...but letting a stinky egg pot sit overnight to further deepen the horror involved in this scenario? 😢
When I was 12, my parents left me home alone for the first time ever. I decided it was as good a time as any to premiere my brand new all-in-my-head cooking show live from the family kitchen. I made a "Soy Sauce Cake"...and a gigantic mess. All I got in return is grounded. :(
My brother will never ever let me forget the time that our parents were at home and I tried to make gravy and it was so bad that even the dogs wouldn’t eat it when I threw it out!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
weirdest thing I made as a kid was I got a bowl and mixed all sugar items we had in the cupboard than microwaved it...yeah um I didn't take the packaging off and there was tinfoil on some brownies that was made the day before...yeah I am lucky I wasn't home alone, and someone stopped me before I exploded the microwave
Your family sounds ungrateful 😤
Couldn’t be any worse than me leaving the stove on and taking a few hour nap, as a kid.
my bro lit KD easy mac on fire in the microwave!
imagine a plot twist: it's _ACTUALLY_ delicious for real and we're all the crazy ones
You NEED to watch more of his cooking videos because this is not anywhere near the worst he’s done
Bug burrito anyone?
@@GenX_filessounds yummy🤤
@@GenX_files IM SORRY W H A T
Reusing blac tar oil to cook fries
@@zflw64French frys
I hope August does the burrito that cobes left out overnight on his counter that was infested with larve by time he ate it and he didn't even notice. This guy put brains on a cheeseburger, and thats just the start.
😭nooo
@@PhantomGanhdi yeah this guy is the goat of bad cooking kay and Jack are rookies compared to the king.
Larvae? You mean live bugs?
Yes! The bug burrito fucking insane
@@lostqtip yeah, because it was left on his counter unrefrigerated for like 12 hours
It's awesome you're diving into Cobra's culinary world because there are at LEAST 30 cooking videos where he doesn't even like what he cooks. Shout out Bitesize Cobra Vids for editing all these videos.
The one thing I kept thinking while watching was how soggy that pasta must’ve been. Not only staying in the water the entire time, but drenched in ranch,mayo,and mustard.
I’m laying down trying to go to sleep and I was not prepared to be hysterically laughing, this video is gold 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
petition for August to cook this and try it in a video
I think I'd rather let August live for a few more decades, actually
Nah I wanna see him scarf it down
That's animal cruelty. No duck deserves to go through that 😂
@@kecukraftwork1988 no duck except august I wanna see him fuck that shit up
August, I am typically a pretty strong stomached individual. I am writing my own cook book and basically teaching myself culinary skills. I can eat while watching Hoof GP, pimple popper, EVEN COOKING WITH JACK. But I actually had to pause this video and finish my food because I couldn't eat while watching. Like OMG
Bro didn’t even drain that water out
Watching Kobra cook reminds me of making “potions” with my cousins when we were young 😂😭
Dude after his last two videos, I just gotta feel bad for his DnD group when they come over to his house. Imagine having this dude cook for your entire party ☠️
Poison damage 5 and if you survive increased poison resistance 2
Bold of you to assume he has a dnd group (if he had a group they would all drink and do drugs )
Cobes isn't much for entertaining visitors.
Even non Italian people get goose bumps from this guy's cooking
I’m so glad your hitting the KingCobraJFS cooking arc, he’s truly a hidden gem on this website
"Hidden" Gem?
He's been a lolcow for years 💀
I didnt know "congealed" was a desired culinary result. Well now ive been learned.
“If I find out the sauce is made of ranch mayo and mustard I’m gonna fight you” spoke to my soul 😂
Since Jack's sick and we don't wanna be mean to him perhaps this could be a spiritual successor to your cooking with Jack commentary series.
Me: * Watching August reacting on cooking videos *
Me: "How can this possibly be worse?"
August: "Hold my beer."
hold my drink combo
*watches a tame, run of the mill Cobra video
August: THIS MIGHT BE THE WORST COOKING VIDEO WE’VE EVER SEEN
once he gets to the roach burrito, he’s going to quit youtube and join a monastery.
Every single one of ol JF's cooking videos can be summed up with "Tell me you have pica without telling me you have pica."
Every time he said “congeal”, Solomon from “A Dark Song” screams “Look, look, it’s started to congeal!” in my head. (From when he screams at her to drink the cup of blood as part of the ritual)
I’m so excited that you finally have found his cooking videos!!! I’ve been watching this dude for years and some of the recipes are absolutely insane. You should also look into his pet history. Also, just to let you know he thinks he is a extremely hot goth guys and all the ladies want him.
a little jealous because you don’t have any “of age big titty goth girlfriends” banging down your door? mhm
yeah it's called severe mental illness
Also he smells good.
No god no!
I remember finding this dude after going down a rabbit hole trying to find bad cooking videos. His video with a sex doll still haunts my nightmares but not as much as that dude who made a “deluxe piza”
You mean the old british guy right??
The drinking streams are so funny. He literally gets blackout drunk, falls all over the place and passes out.
I definitely woke everyone up howling of laughter. "I'm Gunna fight you"
You hit the goldmine with Cobes, years of content worthy material
This man has a better mic for his mayo than probably 98% of content creators. Wtf?
Imagine if there was a chopped episode of him, Jack, Kay & toilet steak guy🤣🤣 I’ll definitely watch
Definitely. Your ingredients are pasta, Mayo, peanut butter and tuna
I kinda have to wonder if he saw someone make pasta salad once and just thought that the process would transfer... That's me trying to be as optimistic as possible.
Sorry to burst your bubble but cobes wings it for the most part
Dude spills stuff on his oven and proceeds to film around it
I love how he "accidentally on purpose" makes sure to get his cringey ass stainless steel rings in the shot whenever possible.
i have never heard a more sincere phrase from august then the "I'm gonna fight you" at 2:50
i fullheardetly believe you would do that the way you say it
AugustThe duck is a real one. He said no we having a physical altercation serving me that😂 had me laughing on the floor😂
Threatening violence over free food is great inspiration for the kids in the back.
It OK bc is jussa joke amirite lul
I remember mama June making "sketti" with margarine and ketchup and I thought that was bad. This video took it to a whole new level lol. Thank God I grew up in an Italian family
Let's not pretend there aren't a ton of older or regional Italian recipes that are absolutely vile and stomach churning though.
This is one of his good ones. Cobes these days is cooking bugs into burritos and leaving it on the stove for a couple days.
I have eaten while watching disgusting cooking videos many times with no problems so far. The combo of dirty pot water with mayo and the ranch slurp did manage to make me put my food away for good. I'd never imagine "just pasta" could be so bad.
Just the ammount of dirt alone under his fingernails speaks a thousand words to me 😅😅
oh that’s not dirt
Right I'm a little disappointed that our intrepid narrator didn't comment on that.
@@SHKEVEyou mean semen poo and nicotine tar don't get categorized as dirt?
bro, thats 100% shit
This guy is a god-tier troll, I actually really enjoy watching his videos because they are comedy GOLD.
This is truly wretched but I can’t look away.
It's the younger cooking with jack show August. 😂 Fun hearing your sacastic feedback on it as always.
The more I watch this, the more I'm sure I hung out with this dude in high school and like 2 years of college before we drifted. I'm only not entirely sure because I've been through some bad head trauma and remember like maybe 20% of that time frame.
I thought I was a lousy cook then I see this and I feel like an expert. Thank you 🙏
i don’t even know what to write after the murder i just saw
This man is what would happen if all of humanity's collective madness coalesced into one person.
4:36 pov: ASMR chanels when scooping something
This is probably the most appetizing thing Cobra has ever cooked. You gotta cover more of his cooking vids.
this man would be my sleep paralysis demon im absolutely horrified after what i just witnessed
I laughed out loud when August referred to him as “Your Majesty, Cobra” 😂😂
I would personally request a geiger counter before eating this
cool tip! if your lacking tomato based pasta sauce use a little tomato sauce/ketchup with BBQ sauce, small bit of soy and onion and small bit of balsamic vinegar, ad a little water to and you have pasta sauce. it's not the same but it works in a pinch.
For as horrible as this meal was his reflexes are super natural
Now mustard can be mixed into pasta dishes. But that's specifically when mixed into the sauce during the cooking of said sauce (like a sauce made of cream, bacon and onion), but it's also specifically dijon mustard. Not the mustard you put on hot dogs.
Dijon or a classic yellow(which is common on hot dogs) I've seen use. Not like the spicy German mustard or like the stone ground ones. All of this boils down to regional seasoning fights.
Gulden's Spicy Brown Mustard is an excellent addition to mac & cheese, but just add a little. Common yellow mustard works too.
I've seen people on cooking shows use Colman's Dry Mustard as well.
I would love to see August try making every food he reviews, but I really want to see him try this one now.
If this guy teamed up with Jack, the result would be a federal superfund site.
Years ago, I had a friend that was not very experienced with cooking.
One day she made some Kraft macaroni and cheese and failed to pick up one very important word in the instructions: Drain.
She called me crying because her mac and cheese was so watery. I said add another cheese packet from another box and she said "That won't help. It's REALLY WATERY!"
Needless to say, at that point I told her to reread the instructions.
That memory never fails to make me chuckle. 😄
I did this with mashed potatoes, was wondering why it was so watery, in my defense this was my first time making it and the recipe did not say to drain the water before mashing.
@@K-7Maylis It's a mistake you learn real quick not to make again! 😊
Reminds me of the first time I cooked rice at 14 😩
This makes the British "cuisine" that we're used to seeing on here look edible. It's like watching someone who already knew nothing about cooking take ketamine, turn on their camera, and immediately and fearlessly take on pasta.
"I'm not a 5 star chef, but I can throw some stuff together and make something out of it"