Breakfast Sandwich: Bacon Tomato Melt - You Suck at Cooking (episode 118)
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- Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2020
- Sure you could go ahead and make a tuna melt like everyone else. On the other hand, you can make a bacon melt like the rest of us. I'm not entirely sure how those numbers break down and tbh tuna melts are great so no judgment.
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Recipe
Bread becomes toast
Mayo
Tomato
Salt and Triple P
Bacon
Cheese
Broil
Eat 
Хобби
“And while baked bacon is better bacon, the best bacon is the bacon you’re making.”
we commented the same thing and you got more likes
@@daniellerose6712 you can't say someone copied you if you copied directly from the video
*macon
@@zekrua4006 yeah I guess
I had a stroke reading it
Not sharing with horses is probably the most important rule.
but what if the horse is sharing with you
I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest RUclipsr of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my ch*nnel all the time! Bye bye cool
@@AxxLAfriku bruh stfu nobody wants your shit content
Do not feed the BCT to the horses, it is not part of their diet
Drat, is that why the horse chomped my fingers after giving him bacon? Is that how Man Eating Mares are Made?
"If you don't want to add gruyere you can go ahead and just add regular air"
Dude, the punch lines are on point today.
I choked on my food
This guy is always on point haha
Pimblokto, we will never forget you 😔
May the force we with you little Droid.
@@obiwankenobi9439 can you teach me the way of jedi,General Kenobi?
R.I.P Pimblokto, at least his death was spooky, and not scary!
I'm sorry but didn't he just run away?
Great job everybody
he makes his intros like he’s trying to reach his college essay word count
Perfect description
😂
life changing
@@xxsandwichlordxdxx6120 Hello carmen 👏 How is your day going?
@@xxsandwichlordxdxx6120 answer the fucking question, carmen
For everybody whining about not getting their hot pockets, just lean against the stove while the sandwich is broiling. That should sufficiently heat up your pockets.
Underated comment
But then I would have to be wearing pants while cooking! That's preposterous!
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 shorts also work just as well, although that might result in charred kneecaps as well as hot pockets but hey, it's not against the rules
It took me a minute
*_he got us in the first half, not gonna lie_*
"A good sandwich starts with good, fresh bread made in a factory."
Really taking a swing at Babish here, I see.
making your own artisan loaf contradicts the type of food a sandwich is. its a snack or a brunch, not a whole day project. plus, theres probably a bakery near you that makes bread way better than you ever could with your home oven so you can spend a day or more fucking around with dough or just spend 10 minutes to go to the bakery. babish is just weird and bald
btw if youre doing it for fun go ahead its just that making your own bread isnt viable for practicalitys sake
@@DextersLab99 thank you for saying this.
@@DextersLab99 As a chef, I can 100% confirm that Babish is indeed bald. I have seen the top of his head, upon which strings of hair are devoid of presence; This hereby defines a bald person, as Babish is.
@@DextersLab99 Yeah, baking your own bread is more of a fun thing to do, while buying it is seen way more in a competetive environment. Buying your bread is just in such a good place in the meta, that baking your own is just not viable if you want to succeed.
“oven is still haunted I see” SO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
hello Jonathan 👏 How is your day going?
Thank god I'm not the only haunted oven
_puts pan in the oven and walks away_
_five minutes later_ *BANG*
"WHAT WAS THAT???? Oh yeah just the haunted oven"
I laughed and then the Pimblokto t-shirt and mug thing happened. Now I'm crying. Pimblokto, I miss you very much.
I was thinking as I clicked this video... I miss Plimblokto.... and then the merch hit.... happy days... lol
@@pimblokto6222 Ah, good to see you're still alive! I was worried you might be dead but then I remembered that scene from the end of D.A.R.Y.L. where Turtle is all like "He can't be dead, his brain is a microchip!"
Spoiler alert!
I kinda want the t-shirt, but I'm afraid I'd see myself wearing it in the mirror every single morning and be sad.
*checks Pimblokto account info*
ITS HIM 😱
Dont forget about the debris thats how my nigerian uncle died
Your Nigerian uncle died like that too?!
@@Wix_Mitwirth yeah it was tough
@@potatolord6811 F
😂😂😂😂😂
i’ve been saying this for years and nobody listens to me
"Do not play clarinet"
Does it count if I play another instrument, cancelling out the musical instrumentage?
It only cancels out if it's a second clarinet
@@yousuckatcooking can i listen to clarinet or play a similar instrument (saxophone, toy clarinet, recorder, etc.)
@@kwibloupthesomething Obviously not...? Have you even gone to musical food school?
Why did it take me a whole week to get around to watching this
idk but I’m lowkey offended
... *Apologise*
Took me 7 months 😔
I took 8.
You forgot to leave the sandwiches out in the Sunlight so they absorb more nutrients from the sunlight before being eaten.
whoops
You again
I'd be worried about the number of videos I watch and spot Justin Y commenting on, but it's nice to know someone else has such impeccable taste.
If you don't want to wait the full 5 minutes until all the sunlight's nutrients are absorbed, you can just leave it on the surface of the sun for about 0.14 nanoseconds
oh hi Justin
We know you want it too ysac.
Give us the damn hot pockets.
I'll think about it
@@yousuckatcooking dont worry, I thought about it for you. You want hot pockets
@@yousuckatcooking Get Jim Gaffigan to help you.
@@Meltman42
A unfunny douchebag, whose worst bit is saying "hot pocket" in a stupid ass voice? No thanks.
@@higgy82 Did you guys used to date or something?
Aw, he said “Hi” to us with the bacon! 0:57
oh no....
got a Breaking Bad vibe there..
We have a rule in our kitchen: There doesn't exist such thing as too much cheese.
I've got some bad news to give you a few years down the line.
That’s what people always say and it’s not true.
“Bacon, not bacon’t” most inspiring thing I’ve heard all year
To be fair, anything is more inspiring than 2020.
@@TheIggyTech that is true
I came looking for this comment.
Said with an Aussie accent is even more inspiring...
... Because I didn't get it until I said it outloud.
I mean it's not the highest on my list but it's definitely up there.
“Do not eat within 30 days of a full moon”
Well, I guess I'm never going to eat this without breaking the rules
that’s the joke
@@tacoforce5 woosh
yo dont worry i've got this, soon the moon will be no more just give me like ten minutes
@@bumblaur Been 10 mins, how's that going?
@@bumblaur Its been 11 now, you took too long.
Those are literally the most perfect tomatoes I’ve ever seen
*slowly lowers clarinet*
"Chew with mouth closed"
THANK YOU
np
@@yousuckatcooking hi
In my country, chewing with your mouth open is considered polite when you're a guest because it shows that you're eating the food that the host made and you don't think it's poisoned and are just pretending to eat while actually slipping bites to the dog under the table.
@@viljamtheninja I'm glad I don't live in that country.
CHEERS REVOLUTION JOIN THE CHEESE REVOLUTION
Hi
Nice
Hi
Im going to make BTC
Hi
Hi there. My bread is haunted so I can’t make the BTC
10. Do not eat while playing clarinet
11. Do not play clarinet
.....yeah, that's fair.
"Gone, but not forgotten."
So you're telling me there's a chance?
Hello Tom 👏 nice to meet you, How're you doing?
@@umarraymond8499 Better than Pimblokto.
@@santajimi oh! That's great. Wishing you a happy 2021 ☺ I'm umar from Dubai, how about you?
BACON TOMATO MELT RULES
(For those too lazy to pause the video, i gotchu)
1. It's not for dinner
2. Do not eat with spoon
3. Eat over plate
4. Do not eat over bowl
5. Do not eat within 45 minutes of bowling
6. Do mot share with horses
7. Do not throw against wall
8. Eat with right or left hand
9. Do not eat with top or bottom hand
(TN: be warned of using middle hand. Has not been stated in rules whether it is allowed or not, so im assuming it creates a paradoxical rift, attempt at your own risk)
10. Do not eat while playing clarinet
11. Do not play clarinet
12. Chew with mouth closed
13. Do not eat while swimming
14. No sharing
15. Do not eat in hayloft
16. Do not eat while pretending to be a cow
(TN: might this be an asdfmovie reference? Further research required)
17. Do not eat while performing magic
18. Do not eat faster than is possible
19. Eat no more than seven bites at once
20. Do not eat within 30 days of a full moon
21. Do not eat withing earshot of water
(TN: THIS IS IMPORTANT.)
22. Continue breathing while chewing
(TN:If there are problems following this rule, MAKE SURE rule 21 is being followed first.)
23. Do not eat if haunted
24. Do not eat while in a bad mood
25. Do not eat while in an excessively good mood
26. Do not rub bread crust on face
(Final thoughts: Although rules like number 24 seem counter-intuitive, as you might be thinking that eating it will get you out of the bad mood, it has been proven by many studies that a failure to adhere to such rules are highly likely to result in [REDACTED]. Proceed at your own risk.)
(TN = transcriber's notes)*
Make this an Scp with these as test results
*Proceeds to sink due to not swimming while eating, then getting within ear shot of water and exploding due to violating rule 21.
Shoot, I think I was overheard by the Brita pitcher while making this. Do you think it's de-water-fied enough because of the filter that it's safe to eat the BCT??
Quote about heroes and capes
@@michaelsorensen7567 Hello Michael 👏 I hope you're having a great day?
For everyone arguing about the hot pockets, think about all the work YSAC has to do. He has to build a store, purchase the pockets of the hot variety, not the cold ones they suck, and bake a microwave, and finally toast the pockets in the dishwasher
"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."
@Angelo Guerzon I was planned
I’m definitely calling mayonnaise “créme d’oeuf” from now on. Mmm... that’s a damn good cream of egg.
Why is no one else commenting on this, haha. Brilliant!
Mayonnaise bad.
@@portablerefrigerator4902
Mayonaise good.
You're supposed to use a straw.
Pimblokto deserves better. RIP. I miss you. You are the reason I started watching this channel. Your wangjanglers have touched the lives of many.
You got a lot of nerve trying to capitalize on poor Pimblokto after what you did.
So........you really want the shirt? :)
Pimblokto should sue for unauthorized use of his name & likeness
pimblokto says thats all oil at bottom on can now hes moved on and works at a recycling plant in kentucky now
@@BenWillock Hello Ben 👏 How are you taking care of yourself today?
@@chrome2yourdome I'm glad he found a useful purpose in life!
Everyone: hot pockets
YSAC: I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that
ok
He has commented on one of yalls attacks
Remember when you kicked Pimblokto out for trying to help you and be a good friend? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
"Blocks of Flavor-Chains that you can mine with every bite." LOL
Come for the cooking, stay for the jokes. - YSAC
Hello Mark 👏 nice to meet you, How're you doing?
i thought that I was promised hot pockets but I guess that’s out the window
you were promised NOTHING
WE'VE BEEN TRICKED, BACKSTABBED, AND QUITE POSSIBLY BAMBOOZLED!
He was
I were too
@@sqxndal I was promised. Hot. Pockets. You little fuck
"Salt is to tomatoes as earth is to the ground or whatever" is probably my favorite quote from this video.
Even with the long list of rules.
That was good, but I prefer "I was young, dumb and full of gum."
Pimblokto still tugs at my heartstrings...
Just ordered your book. can't wait for it to get here! :D
yesssssss
Make another Egg Series, the suspense is killing me.
I’m not EGGspecting another one at this time of year
@@bimbo122 but it's nOVember.
Be patient. Go for a walk or put on a good ALBUMen.
@@Wix_Mitwirth maybe the next one will come in decEGGmber or maybe fEGGuary
But its not killing the eggs
I love time machine aged cheddar. But only when I’m in a hurry
same mine uses too much gas to be worth it
@@yousuckatcooking don’t get me started on time machine gas prices
I heard Tesla is doing trade ins for electric time machines. Then it only takes out your neighborhoods power grid each use
@@MiniGunTurtle36 that trade off sounds like a no brainer, with how much I’m in a hurry but also wanting to eat time machine aged cheddar I’ve been bankrupting myself on those damn gas prices, this is a fine alternative :)
@@MiniGunTurtle36 The Tesla trade-in was a limited time offer. Too bad there's no way to go back after I've missed my chance.
I want that toaster. Ridiculously perfectly toasted bread EVERY TIME. It's glorious.
"Block of flavor chain that you can mine with every bite" as a broke finance student, I appreciate this line
0:57 Hello Mr. At Cooking
HI
@@yousuckatcooking I've known you for a while now and I just want us to be comfortable enough to speak on a first name basis....You Suck.
Darn I wish I could do this recipe but I’m out of frying pans
I always put off my weekly frying pan shopping
"..or against the cutting board if you find wood to be more stable than space"
Idk why but this sent me into a 3min gigglefit! Bravo sir.
Babish: now were gonna start evolving the bacteria for the bread, we are also going to plant our tomatoes, we are also going to start raising our cows and pigs for the cheese and bacon.
Me: votes cinnamon rolls
Everybody: HOT POCKETS!
Ysac: makes bacon tomato melt
Me: :)
I voted for cinnamon rolls too!
Same!
Just in time for for tonight's dinner plans! Imma make a bowl of these and share it with my bff, Larry the horse. I'll fix up the dining are in the hayloft while clarinets play softly in the background. It might be chilly, but no worries! I'll be nice and toasty in my cow suit. The guys on my bowling team always get a kick out of that
Child, you are a true rebel.
Beck Outloud was arrested within moments of posting this comment due to charges of crimes against BTC.
But were you in bad mood?
I'll never forget the lessons Pimblokto taught us or his supportive attitude. Gone but never forgotten.
These videos are a monthly treat, I find myself waiting every month for these, a bsd video, a will mcdaniel video and a few others and have a field day.
After I finished this video I went to go watch some of your other videos that I haven't watched yet but then I realized I've watched every video you've ever posted and then I got sad
Hypothetically, if I misunderstood the wormhole Parmesan aging instructions and ended up several meters below the surface of the earth surrounded by complete darkness, invertebrates, and dirty cheese, how would you recommend escaping the situation?
Time sensitive question
That's a common error, just substitute it with Romano, easy
You should've been teleporting bread.
just [REDACTED]
@@colinater237 oh god
I mean, he did tell you that you totally suck at cooking...
"It's also very versatile as it can be eaten for breakfast or lunch, but not for dinner"
Challenge accepted.
These are the best cooking videos I've ever seen. Cooking and comedy. Fantastic.
Whoa, your baking pan buckles diagonally when it gets heated up too? I thought mine was the only one that was haunted in that specific way.
Cheap pans. Go to a restaurant supply store (like GFS) or the restaurant section of Sam’s Club, and they’ll have quarter sheet and half sheets pans. They are thick, stay bright & shiny, and really don’t cost a lot. I bought a few for my house years ago and they are still working great (and not haunted). Be well 🖐
I'd almost forgotten about Pimblokto. This video should come with a trigger warning *sad face*
Hello 👏 How are you taking care of yourself today?
The production and quality of these episodes has significantly increased.
It's now January, 2021 and I've given up on the news and instead turned to the refreshing normalcy of this channel. That's saying something about the times we are living in.
I don’t care, I’m a rebellious man-baby: I’m eating this in a hayloft. WITHOUT A PLATE!
You better run
You monster
HOW COULD YOU
You are going to be so sorry...
BACON TOMATO MELT RULES
1. It's not for dinner
2. Do not eat with a spoon
3. Eat over plate
4. Do not eat over bowl
5. Do not eat within 45 minutes of bowling
6. Do not share with horses
7. Do not throw against wall
8. Eat with right or left hand
9. Do not eat with top or bottom hand
10. Do not eat while playing clarinet
11. Do not play clarinet
12. Chew with mouth closed
13. Do not eat while swimming
14. No sharing
15. Do not eat in hayloft
16. Do not eat while pretending to be a cow
17. Do not eat while performing magic
18. Do not eat faster than is possible
19. Eat no more than seven bites at once
20. Do not eat within 30 days of a full moon
21. Do not eat within earshot of wter
22. Continue breathing while chewing
23. Do not eat if haunted
24. Do not eat while in a bad mood
25. Do not eat while in an excessively good mood
26. Do not rub bread crust on face
I had no idea this channel existed until I saw this video and now I'm sad I've been without you this long. Subscribed.
What the hell why did I only just now find this channel?? Was expecting "normal" cooking videos but It was a pleasant surprise that it wasnt and instantly started bingewatching as many episodes as I can! Amazing! Thanks for making me laugh while teaching me I suck at cooking ❤
When the world needed him the most... he came
@@pimblokto6222 missed you
“If you’re in a Rush, Time Machine aged.”
i really want to read a reference to my favorite band into this and I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed
How was this only just recommend to me, finally a cooking Channel I can follow!
this show just gets better and better
you can hear the anger in his voice at 2:38
WHY DOES IT ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD THOUGH
because it's fn good
Be better w Arugula on it.
"Oven's still haunted"
What's an oven? I only know about the onion
I been looking for new things to cook and now I got a ton. Best cooking chan ever! Also, wangjangle is my new favorite word =)
that looks really delicious and very unhealty
it's at least one of those things
Ha
Pimblokto: Very good advice.
Wow I haven’t got a notification in forever glad to know it still works. Love the vids!
Glad your still uploading
Thank you so much for making another video i was waiting forever
0:20 *casually plugs book*
I broke the rules and imagined I was a cow as I ate this sandwich. Am I haunted forever?
yes but you can cure it by killing a cow
I would have thought the rule would be not to eat while imagining you are a pig.
Inspirational life advice through the power of the tomato 1:15
"we live in a distracting world where people dont pay attention and sandwhiches get burnt"-YSAC 2020
The way this melt makes eye contact is very powerful.
Hello Daniel 👏 How are you taking care of yourself today?
@@umarraymond8499 what are you doing dude, making all these random comments?
@@benjigirl1971 Good question ☺ I'm here for a business outreach.
@@umarraymond8499 dude this is sooooo the wrong place. You’ll just annoy people. Try LinkedIn
@@benjigirl1971 Thank you
Just what I needed for this morning
Same bro
Same bro
I love your vids, they’re so funny and entertaining.
This is nothing but pure Word Jazz for the 21st century. Ken Nordine would love YSAC.
Kinda like Rod McKuen.
The word stringer if the '60's.
The best bacon is the bacon you're making is my life motto now
Note to self, never trust the polls.
Also Bacon Hi to you too.
I was looking for this comment
Always bringing politics into everything
This is my new favorite channel 😆
I'm so excited to get one of your mugs!
I accidentally had this for dinner. Am I going to be okay? Or will the demons that haunt my oven be mad at me?
um maybe u should hire an exorcist
it's too late.
I think it may be possible that if you used time machine aged cheese you could go back in time and just eat it for lunch not sure though
@@puckick nigga
This was beautiful, a poem, a masterpiece of literature
"do not eat while playing clarinet"
"Don't play clarinet"
As always the humor is great and that's is surprisingly tasty for being so simple
AN OPEN FACED OVEN... Yep, that seems about right.
"young, dumb, and full of gum"
I was looking for this comment, hoped somebody caught the reference
My mouth is watering!! I've gotta try this
I like your videos during the opening ad and I never regret it 🍻
0:50 except microwaving bacon
Nope don't touch my bacon with that laser beam box. lol
When you pulled these out of the oven i had a Ratatouille moment my mother used to make these sandwiches for me and my brother
''I was young, dumb, full of gum.'' Perfection
LOL....I too set the one minute timer!! Looks GREAT! Love your content. So smart.
Dayum
Every time I watch your videos I think to myself, "Man, this YSACYYTS guy is pretty clever, his videos are funny. But also those weird songs at the end of videos are so strange and beautiful. I wonder who he is. He seems nice. I bet we would be friends."
Hello Kyle 👏 I hope you're having a great day
every video absolutely makes my day :)
Best videos ever. Thanks and a half man.