Wolfenstein: The Old Blood (Zero Punctuation)
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This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Wolfenstein: The Old Blood.
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your german was infinitely better than that attempted by the main character in the game
"Uhhh... Hot... Dog?"
***** "Franz"
dxBIGBOSSxb my cousins name was franz.
ZAthrough1through "Delicious"
ZAthrough1through Was?
What's that Skippy?
Yahtzee's voice has replaced my normal thought voice?
Better go see the psychologist again.
+Cteklite What good news.
Don't forget to kill the whores!
ALL RIGHT STOP FUSSING
OH WELL MAN THE FUCKING SPUNK PUMPS
Cteklite same here except I can alternate my thoughts from my voice to Yahtzee's seamlessly
"On an undercover mission... Possibly as a prank." I think that may be my favorite ZP line ever and yahtzees timing is spot on
He is right, though. I mean, the game even tells you at the beginning that BJ doesn't speak German very well. So... why the heck would you send him for an undercover mission?
Seriously, what's implied with that line makes it such a funny joke
1:35 "You're from Frankfurt? So, you're a frankfurter then?"
"Euhhh, jah. _Hot dog._ "
Best goddamn moment of the game.
The german bit at the end is, as a german, still my most favorite bit of this episode.
"Gehen Sie boss fight, schooten Sie massiv bloke"
It's the details that make the show :D
That German seems legit...
ScratchyKay 14/10 this is how every actual german speaks.
ScratchyKay It's kinda not, but the way English speakers butcher my language always makes me giggle.
Watching Yahtzee trying to incorporate German words into his videos is like watching a baby blurt out its first words, only this baby is an adult Brit and he doesn't fuck up the words, only the Grammar. It's still adorable though. At least somewhat.
Let me try to correct the Grammar (because it's fun):
"Gehen Sie bossfight, shooten Sie massive bloke"
should look more like
"Gehen Sie zum Bosskampf und schießen Sie auf den riesigen Kerl"
it would directly translate back to
"go to the bossfight and shoot the massive bloke"
Also, we don't start every fucking sentence or expression by saying "Ach".
"Ach" has many different meanings, depending on the word that comes after it (if there is one). If "Ach" is used alone, it's either a depressed sound, like a sigh, or a snarky way of saying "I fucking knew this already, it's blatantly obvious".
"Ach" is basically the German equivalent to "Oh" in the English language, but there is a slight difference, since German also has the word "Oh". Examples:
"Ach Scheiße!" would not be translated to "Oh shit!". Wenn you say "Ach Scheiße", you are not surprised by what you are cursing about. When your old-ass car finally breaks down, you would go "Ach Scheiße!", when someone unexpectedly jumps in front of your car you would go "Oh Scheiße!".
"Ach du", however, is completely equivalent to the English phrase "Oh you".
German Grammar is hell. If you've grown up with German, however, English is fucking easy in comparison.
Vethalon Yeah, I don't get that either. It's pretty easy.
Finkel - Funk Hast du überhaupt einen Arierpass, Shlomo Mc Shekeljude?
Neopterix Frosti
"Your language"? ^^
Well, it's true that some of these things could be handled better, but look at it like this:
Every human who hears a noun thinks about stereotypes!
Who creates these stereo types? Right! The media!
And they continue! In every movie, in every documentation, every TV series!
The typical Baverian is the stereo type for a German for many people! (At least to those who don't still think that all the Germans are Nazis! ^^)
Kniffel101 German is my language so I don't understand why you put it in quotation marks. I know the representation of Germans in media is either the stereotypical Bavarian, the stereotypical SS officer or the stereotypical bavarian SS officer. That's why I'm trying to explain to people that actual Germans tend to differ from that stereotype (except in rural regions of Bavaria, of course).
Likewise, not all Americans are obese burger destruction machines who masturbate to the bible, in fact probably most of them aren't.
"Fuck up like a ceiling mounted fleshlight"
Yahtzee, never change.
This is the funniest episode in quite some time
As a german I can't help but get a good laugh whenever german is used by Yahzee. So yeah, hilarious.
Mr. Bossk The last bit hit it home for me
that beginning part with skippy the kangaroo cracked me up good!
+Samee Lebel. Whats that skippy lol
The 9
As a native German I laughed way too hard at the bossfight bit. Very well done there :D
Considering the giant nazi zombie king's first act was to turn his nazi summoners into spreadable pate, there's a very real chance that the Soldiers did indeed misread the memo.
wait. He will fuck up like a ceiling mounted flesh light.....
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHSAHAH
Otterwing Probinator thx
BizzLeVrai dont get it, thought he said flash light
BizzLeVrai i fucking.. i almost died i think. hilarious
007kingifrit instructions unclear.. Wrapped by flesh on the ceiling.
Anosh Ahmad so you fucked up?
What's that Skippy, this is the best zero punctuation in 2015 yet.
What good news
the part with the kangaroo was hilarious
Backup Tripod What's that Skippy? I need add more human heads to the collection. What good news!
Backup Tripod what's that skippy? Donald Trump won the election fair and square? What Good News!!😄👏
Backup Tripod whats that skippy donald trump was cock blocked by a judge coz he wanted to impose a travel ban on muslims from 7 different countries, what good news!
That last bit when yahtzee was doing a Nazi voice is straight up gold
"Desperate Dan doing Schindlers List"
'Golly, Aunt Maggie! These cow pies sure are delicious! Say, why do we have to wear these 6 pointed stars?'
"ACH! NOT MY GERMAN SAUSAGE"
mein*
GuvernorDave, *Nein.
What's that, skippy? The Escapist's video player is still not functional? Oh well.
Even though I've not had a chance to play any Wolfenstein games, this episode was definitely a good analysis on another aspect of stand-alone DLC.
Hen LP Give New Order a spin, it's really awesome.
Radosław Hołdys Only have a 2011, 2GHz laptop. And I am not slumming down and pay much more just to get it on PS3.
Oh, and more importantly, not a fan of first-person games, or shooters in general. I can find them fun, but just not my cup of tea.
Hen LP
Well...Damn.
Radosław Hołdys At least I'm not knockin' it, since I've not tried it.
Radosław Hołdys
That was the greatest german accent in the world XDDDDDD
Wayne Huggins Is that a JoJo's Bizzare Adventure reference? Cause it sure as hell seems that way.
not sure what that is, but for the record, yes.
Wayne Huggins Its an Anime/Manga, and in Part 2, theres a Nazi Cyborg ( Also they are Nazi's that aren't dicks, I know Nazi's in fiction that aren't dicks ) Who almost always says "GERMAN ______ IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD" which is a fairly memed thing in the fandom.
made I'll go check it out
Nelson Hanneken I like Stroheim more.
"uploaded 11 seconds ago"
I'm too obsessed with this
(this is basically just a more dignified version of 'First')
Jack Moore "More dignified"
*****
You say this first BS is a waste of comment space,
i couldn't agree more skippy
Jack Moore I watched it 24 hours ago... (that's about 20 hours before you did)
0TH!
"Godamn Nazi Zombies, so fucking overused" - Big Bad Goverment guy - South Park.
Seriously though, Nazi Zombies are the reason I was burned out on post-apocalyptic stuff. Not just stuff that has zombies in it. Games like Fallout as well.
Hotsex spy ...Because Fallout has Nazi zombies? What?
Mael Sholjhaes there are mods...
Timothy Barth No, I'm afraid that the logic still isn't there. He said that Nazi zombies burned him out on games like Fallout. No sense is made with that statement. That Nazi zombies exist in one game doesn't ruin everything with zombie-like creatures. And if he modded it, it's his damn fault.
Mael Sholjhaes read yet again.
Timothy Barth You're in the wrong here.
"Nazi Zombies are the reason I was burned out on post-apocalyptic stuff."
This statement makes no sense.
Who else wants Yahtzee to make a ZP episode talking with ze german accent, ja?
Woolfie McPoshinson, Yes please.
ich würde das mögen
Das würde sehr lustig gewesen. Er soll das machen.
GlavenusGary71601
Was für Deutsch soll den dass sein?
If you cannot speak zhe language of zhe Übermensch, just talk like zhis and zhe vill not notice, Hans!
Ahhhhhhhhh, that ending! Loved it!
This has been on of the funniest episodes yet! As a native German and spending much of my life in Germany- the boss fight had me in stitches.
Yahtzee's German Impression was spot on
Totally
a ceiling mounted fleshlight?!
brb
Please don't ever stop doing these.
Incidentally, did you know that Australia is the only nation in the world to eat the animals on their coat of arms? Yep, delicious and nutritious and DOESN'T taste like chicken! Well, kangaroo doesn't anyway, I haven't had any emu in a long time.
LOL at the funniest part at the end. Also, the "What's that, Skippy?" part cracked me up a bit! :D
What's that skippy?
Billy Diesel What good news
"or would that be uppenfucked?"
a fantastic little tidbit for the German speakers :D
That was an amazingly fun impression at the end there hahahah
"Fuck up like a ceiling mounted Fleshlight" Best line ever LMAO!
"Fuck up like a ceiling mounted fleshlight"
I've stolen that one a few times.
"fuck up like a ceiling mounted fleshlight" LOL that broke me XD
But world war 2 has plenty more to give. We just have to stop trying to make "Band of Brothers: The video game" (Under a different name of course.) and go to one of the other fronts. It was a *world* war. Why do we keep running across the same beaches in Normandy, the same fields in France, and all the other places we've blended together into the WWII Game template in Microsoft word.
It would be cool if there was a Wolfenstein game set in the Pacific. Like, a Nazi general goes into hiding on the islands out in the Pacific Ocean, and to track them down, you have to contend with Imperial Japan. Like the Nazis, the Wolfenstein-universe Japanese would have their own superweapons, such as robot samurai, ninjas with silenced pistols and insta-kill blade weapons, and--this is crazy--a three-headed dragon mech.
_Wolfenstein: Ring of Fire_
Yeah........................... That'd be cool...
What would be really interesting is a game that has to do with invading or escaping from Unit 731 (an Imperial Japanese weapons research facility/death camp).
***** Oooh. I had no idea such a place existed. Good idea.
James Reid I remember readin in new order that Japan betrayed by germany and got subjugated. It was on one of the optional to read news papers. But your idea indeed seems like a mkssed oportunity.
Nice! I was thinking something like, say, Guadalcanal, where you have to do jungle warfare and be wary of ambushes and wildlife. That'd be pretty sweet too!
Great episode. In the boss fight though. I picked up through countless trial and error that the boss is actually blind. And relies in sound to bash you. So save your pistol ammo and use that against the zombies in the fight, NOT THE SOLDIERS! Let the boss kill the soldiers for you. They will shoot. The boss will kill. Stay ear the right stair way (if you are looking at the boss) to hid the best against the soldiers. They seem to mostly computer near the left one.
To damage the boss most productively. It's best to have the rocket pistol and try to shoot the boss in the mouth. It can ger a bit tricky though. And if you miss and hit a cheek or chin. Expect a fist coming your way.
The zombies are the tricky part. Like I said. Use the silenced pistol. It helps as the zombies don't make sound. And be careful when you melee them. I thought that would be silent. Turns out it's very much not and you'll get a punch thrown at yiu the moment you bash a skull.
One last tip. Try saving the armor pick ups and health pickups until you absolutely need them. No sense in over charging.
I think I enjoyed The Old Blood a lot more because it'd been a while since I'd played The New Order. I could see where it was less interesting compared to Order, but I wasn't really directly comparing them and I was able to just enjoy it for what it was a bit more.
This vídeo has the best ending for a ZP episode ever.
3:34 - Thanks for the heads-up, though you could've mentioned that going left saves the girl rather than the old man.
That bit at the end with the german was masterful :D
I love this series. Never fails to make the day better
“What’s that Skippy?” Will always make me laugh I don’t know why
this was one of the best ZeroP videos ever
For the German ascent at the end, he deserves an award!
Mad props for dropping reference to snooker in there.
NEIN, NICHT MEIN GERMAN SAUSAGE!!!!1!111!!1!1!2!2!11!
Swagzilla
My favourite part! xD
Swagzilla err, I think he means "NEIN! NICHT MEIN DEUTSCHWURST!"
Magmafrost13 well, correctly it would be "Nein! Nicht meine deutsche Wurst!"
But i haven't watched this Video in a while.
***** It's been out a week and a half, that hardly leaves time to "haven't watched this video in a while".
Penningtontj well, i meant that i don't remember the exact sentence.
Yahtzee talking half-German is just too funny. In my opinion it would be a great idea to do the entire review of the next Wolfenstein completely in this semi-German.... - thingy.
The whole video already had me in tears, but the end with the boss fight gave me the rest ;D Very well done, now, where a doctor, I need a new lung....
"Which he will fuck up like a ceiling mounted fleshlight."
One of the funniest things i've ever heard
"Ceiling mounted fleshlight"
And this is why I love you.
"Fuck up like a ceiling-mounted flesh lite." Probably my favourite quote ever.
"Look BJ mate, you look like Desperate Dan doing Schindler's List." I laughed so much.
The joke at the end was gold
I'm so glad this is the only thing on this channel now! Now I can finally subscribe!
Any chance of a Witcher 3 review soon? Seeing as you reviewed the last 2 (I found that fun) this would make some sense, right?
SpecArch96 It might be a while on that one.
SpecArch96 And he better mention Charles Dance. Or else some regards are going to have to be sent...
SpecArch96 he didn't like the previous Witcher games. Chances are he'll wait a while before he tries Witcher 3
Sandro Swen He is playing it he wrote so in the end credits of this week's video on escapist.
Shashank7170 oh, awesome! I can't wait to see it then!
You were already moving on by the time I got it, but the thing about the ceiling Fleshlight and F-ing up is actually pretty clever.
'which he will fuck up light a ceiling-mounted fleshlight'
the inventiveness never ceases to amaze me.
That ending was one of the best in a while
Godammit. I literally choked up on laughter at the end.
I loved your sum up of the final boss fight. So true.
"Did zey mean zee massive bloke or zee incredibly massive bloke?"
I've been waiting for the 1st reference to the 2015 British Election. It did not disappoint:)
Does anyone else think yahtzee's german accent sounds like a russian pre-teen instead?
***** [Message Owned]
OwlBreaker - He's a Brit. He's just living in Australia.
OwlBreaker - I know he lives in Australia and is a native English speaker, I was referring to his faked accent at the end of his video.
***** I would say its more of a german accent than Russian, but they are pretty similar to me
OwlBreaker - yhea he know a lot of people from jail! Só it's natural he know at least a russian and german
The last german impression cracked me up and over :D
Yahtzee's back! It feels like 2009 all over again! I'm so happy!
There's been nothing but Yahtzee for months now.
The Escapists even removed all its other shit from the channel except Yahtzee and yet the channel continues to grow...
Jordan Jolivette hahaha yeah I read a comment about 2 months ago that said "why not rename the channel to Zero Punctuation ther has been nothing else for the past 3 months"
Jordan Jolivette It didn't feel like Yahtzee; seriously, watch the last few ZPs, especially the Unity one. There simply isn't enough bile. Maybe he really is a banana after all.
Jordan Jolivette Is the channel really growing? Every day I think it's going to finally shut down.
That ceiling mounted fleshlight joke is golden
I agree with Yahtzee. A lot more could have been done with this. I do like how they make a simple lead pipe into a complex multipurpose tool.
"You extremely tasty marsupial" My new favorite line from Yahtzee xD
Yay abbot and Costello still probably my favourite comedy duo of all time
LOVED the opening Yahtzee
hahaha
the end of this made me laugh so much
I laughed way too hard at this one, especially at the end. Kudos Yahtzee, kudos!
Yahtzee, please. RtCW was amazing game and still holds good.
"which we already know he will fuck up like a ceiling-mounted Fleshlight"
What would we ever do without lines like these?
Thank you, I really like this channel your reviews are awesome.
He had some fun with that last bit, I can tell...
Yahtzee, your German accent is absolutely poetic in its beauty, I want to hear it read a Grimm fairytale every night before I go to sleep to the sound of a Glockenspiel after consuming 3 liters of beer and a bratwurst.
your german impression reduced me to tears.. good one mate
o my god, at the end
i can't breath from laughing!
analogies on point once again sir
Oh my god, that ending. I'm crying
I did not even know what's that Skippy was a reference until I listened to Sue Perkin's zoopedia today.
The ending got me, best one so far :))))
I love this guy I am trying to watch him in the middle of the desert as I am participating in war games for the military
in the new order, the only thing that the decision of "who gets to die" has is that either you "pick" or "short circuit" locks. that and the voice of an enemy later in the game.
3:31
NO, ABBOT! YOU'RE THE FUNNY ONE!
Not gonna lie I lost it at the end, that was just damn hysterical!
Really shoulda gone with "ach, not my Nürnberg sausage!" So many layers to that.
1:56 watching this in the UK 2019 and that cannot be more true
Two things have earned this video a thumbs-up:
"Fuck up like a ceiling-mounted fleshlight."
AND
The slightly confused Germans at the end.
Fuck I love Yahtzee. He's like the Maddox of the video game world.
LOVED the skippy and the german part!
great episode, that ending was glorious XD
"Just like the British General Election" Ach Right in my funny bone!
That ending was the funniest thing in months :)
YAHTZEE!
the German part at the end was amazing :))))))))))
That jab at the British general election. Brilliant.
the end just killed me
Huh, was kinda expecting Witcher 3... But at least this was still hilarious!
***** Also, I could kinda see Yahtzee enjoying The Witcher 3 and maybe he wants to finish the game first before completing it.
So don't expect a video for like a month or two.
Avery Kirk This week were a couple of Cyberpunk games, he did say he was playing WItcher 3, so wait for next week.
Firefox is red, Explorer is blue. Google+ sucks and Chrome does too. Your name made me think youtube autocommented for me.