@@Just.nathans judging by how Greg's arm is twitching he may have been shot in the shoulder though Terry was shot in the heart so no clue how he is alive
He's loving how inappropriate the hostage negotiators kissing of Haley, was. The negotiator is emulating a movie negotiator who saves everyone and gets the girl. Except he saved no one, and started making out with Haley after saying the cheesiest line ever LOL.
@@aaliyahhayes8702 Its because its 50% cutaways with shitty jokes. And a lot of the time they do explain the joke or the joke is them explaining something and dragging it out. The show has died and isn't what it used to be
I like how the cops are driving late 80's/early 90's police vehicles even though this show takes place in the mid to late 2000's and well into the present day.
poor Greg and Terry, Stan breaks in to try to steal something for crack money, holds hostage then they both are shot by a cop under the orders of a hostage negotiator who is really bad at his job.
He's not that bad TBH. He got Stan to leave the vicinity without taking the daytime emmy or hostages, and he enjoys the american version of pie. Edit: I am not actually defending him, if that isn't clear.
Her husband just flew to Columbia on a private jet with $500,000 in unmarked bills and her two neighbors were both shot in the stomach. I think Francine being a little distracted is understandable.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This whole scene is hands down my all time favorite scene. I've literally pissed myself and fell on the floor dying of laughter
😂 first he let Stan on an airplane let him get away to find crack shoots the news team and then makes out with Haley and Roger is just laughing this guy is really bad at his job
(crashes/gasping) noises in the middle of the night 0:02 greg protect me please do so for were being robbed by a prowler 0:05 (wolf whistles) a hot 1 wut u doing wit my peabody hot body ? 0:08 I jus need too pawn it for gold bounds 0:11 u can't it's... 👍🏼👎🏼 Huh wut the which one of u is right ? ⬅️➡️ 0:13 Mr smith come out now, got u surrounded 0:17 n wut put me in rehab ? Hell no now clear out before I kill g.n.t 0:20 gasp huh ? U can jus say n.t u know why do straight people gotta be so advassive ? 0:24 look who come too save the day the H negotiator . Work ur magic like joe Swanson did in EP 5 0:32 📳🎶 stan it's.. listen i know ur beat now wut will it take for u too not do this ? im ain't saying nothing 0:44 hardball get him , sir he never said he wanted a bribe, ok make it higher geez 0:52 hmm i doubt this is very good at his job, well im too see wut im good at whoa ouch ? 1:00 hey Malcolm still there pal ? , I like when people say that 🎮 ok hows bout a jet n a trip too ✈️🇨🇴 comes crazy cheap there as to the highest bidder too the smelliest mule 1:07 hmm that could work will never need wait he was crack now something different hmm fine 💡😕😏 1:17 splendid n as a bonus imma send in another hostage for u 1:19 uh oh run to late gotcha wait why me ? justice for lil Johnny I can't stan u (stand) 2007 1:23 relax mommy they can't be serious ? 1:29 oh eclipse party huh only fun he did one 10 years later in '19 he can walk , first appearance of Barry's folks 1:36 well of course he don't listen his heads is hard too reach now so where was the party at the observatory 🌞🌕🌘🎉 1:41 planes here 1:46 hmm slowly 3x ok here u go Mr smith fly's good jus get on n go away 1:48 last word from the missus. honey don't go please we can help u 1:59 for the um' teenth time i don't need help n I need crack or coke stupid cokes a joke now how do I work this thing never trained back in cia oh keys goes in here neat is like a car but wit wings 2:03 that was the last we ever of him so Casablanca but someone else 2:12 huh wut shot, oh geez at who ? oh them 2:15 well that's for daddy queerest really guys Stan was jus trying to help n besides being disowned was too be expected anyway uh Terry is gay 2:19 hmm after all that deserves some dessert oh sheesh Haley u get all the dilfs huh ? First was Stan's boss now a hostage negotiator 2:23 ah enjoying the show wut activist chicks hates men in uniforms why they are jus as protective ☮️✌🏼🏳️ of people lives she's nuts 2:30 lol now
2:23 i don't know about you' but i sure can use a slice of pie right about now😂. Dude! After all that. He force make out with the under age hayley. TF?!
Of course this would be the greatest thing to ever happen in front of the house for Roger. He should just follow that guy around whenever he’s bored! 😂
That's the kind of hostage negotiator I want if I can really get a plane to Columbia and $500,000 in unmarked bills damn I would really like that awesome negotiator
"You cant! Its priceless!"
"You cant! Its worthless!"
"You can't it's priceless"
"You can, it's worthless"
😂😂😂
I love how Greg and terry clearly love each other but don’t respect each other
800th like
@@pedrosm0459 more like, don't respect their significant other's possessions. Remember when Terry broke the figurines?
@@pedrosm0459 terry loves Greg so much, he left Greg and their daughter after Mike Barker left the show.
That cop calmly going "I don't think this guy is very good..." 🤣
Understatement of the year.
“Ok take your shot!” *shoots the gay couple* 😂
Wait how are they alive. That was a shot to the heart. Yet they come back later in the episode..... 🤨
@@Just.nathans police brutallity before it was cool
@@Just.nathans judging by how Greg's arm is twitching he may have been shot in the shoulder though Terry was shot in the heart so no clue how he is alive
Hayden Fowle before it was cool 😂😂
🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣
that yayyyyy from roger always cracks me up every single time lol
metalman20 lol I get it crack
For me it is the post cart wheel grown
skankhunt42 Jew l
He's loving how inappropriate the hostage negotiators kissing of Haley, was. The negotiator is emulating a movie negotiator who saves everyone and gets the girl. Except he saved no one, and started making out with Haley after saying the cheesiest line ever LOL.
Happy ending
the negotiator already had stans number
I didn't think about that before, but now...that's creepy. Not to mention him forcing Haley to make out with him.
This isn’t the first time they’ve been in this situation.
And knew his name
Duuuude
How?
"and as a gesture of will im gonna give you another hoastage" lmfao😂😂
Send in the boy lol they really followed his orders
Biene 3.1 TAKE YOUR SHOT!!!!!!
I love getting hoastages
And the boy never came out either
Did Stan kill the boy?
I love that the police know that the negotiator is insane, but keep doing what he says.
I DONT NEED HELP I NEED CRACK
binra swtor lol
ok, new cast guys are clear... take your shoot
Its what i say every monday morning
word.
@@thatcopenguy uhm bird
Hands down best scene on tv ever!!! “Take your shot?” And “As Gesture of good faith I’m sending in another hostage...send in the boy!” 😂😂😂
"You don't listen!"
WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH!? Hahaha "As a gesture of good will I'm sending you another hostage" I cried. That was too funny
I dont think he's very good.
good for the LAPD finally being portrayed fairly
apart from the fact that its Langley Falls which is in Virginia
Stew Fisher So you saying it should been LFPD or VPD?
@@falaicha LFPD
The man got access to that plane really quick
I wouldn't be surprised if they shot the kid.
" I don't know about you but I would like a slice of pie right about now"
Yayyyy!!!
She did not seem happy about that kiss
It's shenanigans like these that make this show much better than Family Guy 😂😂😂
No
I swear modern family guy is just for edgy teenagers!
This was really a stupid scene
Is it because Peter looks at the camera and explain the joke to you?
@@aaliyahhayes8702 Its because its 50% cutaways with shitty jokes. And a lot of the time they do explain the joke or the joke is them explaining something and dragging it out. The show has died and isn't what it used to be
Where's the fly button oh here it is
This scene cracks me up Rob Riggle steals the scene as a terrible hostage negotiator. Especially when he shoots the hostages! 😱 Poor Greg and Terry
i wish they did more with malcolm hathaway
I don't! He's so idiotic that it hurt to watch!
Stephen King then you have no sense of humor and your life must suck.
Oh I have a sense of humor. I just no longer tolerate stupidity after watching Peter Griffin and in this case Stan Smith!
Stephen King Ur jelly of halfway because ur not funny
I totally agree with you Ben this guy deserves is own show.
thank you, ive been looking for this scene
I Have been too! I kept typing in "American Dad Hostage Negotiatior" Haha
lazyartist Last haha, saaaame
Roger’s disguise looks like he could own so many cats.
YOU DON'T LISTEN
1:01 The sound Roger made after the cartwheel fail lmaoo 🤣
That is. Without a doubt. The most MESSED UP hostage negotiation I’ve ever seen!
to be fair the hostages DID escape
And Stan learns his lesson.... at end
It worked, didn’t it.
Now they no longer have to worry about Stan going drugs on American soil and the hostages escaped with only a flesh wound.
Wait where's the kid? He only came out with Greg and Terry XD
I hope Stan didn't kill him.
a man has urges that a man has to satisfy.
Flaming Curse yee...
The little boy became part of Bill Clinton's child sex trafficking ring exclusively for members of the high elite
theRebelBull y
0:35 Oh look, it’s Officer Pigf….pucker again lol
*FigPucker.
1:38 anyone else noticed when the thing on the left side of Roger's hair switched color 😂
holy shit good eye
I can't see it
"I don't need you, I need crack!"- words of wisdom
I dont need help I need crack he said
“Worst hostage negotiator ever!” 🤣😂
This hostage negotiator is coolest one I’ve seen
The end of this scene is up there with my top AD moments :)
The moment I saw Roger in rollers, I almost died lol! The failed cartwheel was just gravy.
One question, how did the hostage negotiator know Stan's cell phone number?
I noticed that too
Jacob Schmidt maybe he got briefed about the situation and stan's contacts midway before getting at the scene . Simple
because he is best on the job...
There are a planety of messed up funny things in this scene and thats the best you could ask ?
Jacob Schmidt and how did the officer overhear what the negotiator said? And was the negotiator arrested for sexual assault on Haley?
“Take your shot..” “what? Bu..” “TAKE YOUR SHOT!” 😂😂
I like how the cops are driving late 80's/early 90's police vehicles even though this show takes place in the mid to late 2000's and well into the present day.
poor Greg and Terry, Stan breaks in to try to steal something for crack money, holds hostage then they both are shot by a cop under the orders of a hostage negotiator who is really bad at his job.
Captain obvious strikes again
He's not that bad TBH. He got Stan to leave the vicinity without taking the daytime emmy or hostages, and he enjoys the american version of pie.
Edit: I am not actually defending him, if that isn't clear.
That negotiator should be fired and jailed for incompetence.
I'm just glad Greg and Terry were still alive and well in the next episode.
Craig Harvey-Gurr Hey! That man resolved the situation without the perp killing anyone! That's a job for the police!
so were all just going to ignore the fact that Francine just stood there and did nothing while the Hostage negotiator made out with Hayley?
He did so many other terrible things and no one said a damn thing.
Her husband just flew to Columbia on a private jet with $500,000 in unmarked bills and her two neighbors were both shot in the stomach. I think Francine being a little distracted is understandable.
Well he did just have two innocent hostages shot so she could be scared to interfere. Bust she's also a terrible mother
Rogers cartwheel 💀💀
If you watch closely you'll notice that the kid they sent into the house never comes back out. Only Stan, Greg and Terry emerge. 💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This whole scene is hands down my all time favorite scene. I've literally pissed myself and fell on the floor dying of laughter
Greg: You can’t it’s priceless
Terry: You can’t it’s worthless
The writers stab at the usual climax of your average blockbuster film
😂 first he let Stan on an airplane let him get away to find crack shoots the news team and then makes out with Haley and Roger is just laughing this guy is really bad at his job
Alberto Garcia
I know, I watched it too.
Tyler The great what could be anyworse than that
Somebody should shoot the negotiator.
Craig Harvey-Gurr or they rape Francine or kill Steve
@@tylerthegreat8001 what!? Nooooo!!!! We must be twinsies!!!!
*“gREg!”*
1:03 You know what I'm good at? Cartwheel!
They sent a kid in but he never came back out
"You don't LISTEN!"
You knew he was going to be terrible when he showed up wearing sunglasses at night
Rodger is a trip
Mm damn that body don't lie... Your bf is lucky
(crashes/gasping) noises in the middle of the night 0:02 greg protect me please do so for were being robbed by a prowler 0:05 (wolf whistles) a hot 1 wut u doing wit my peabody hot body ? 0:08 I jus need too pawn it for gold bounds 0:11 u can't it's... 👍🏼👎🏼 Huh wut the which one of u is right ? ⬅️➡️ 0:13 Mr smith come out now, got u surrounded 0:17 n wut put me in rehab ? Hell no now clear out before I kill g.n.t 0:20 gasp huh ? U can jus say n.t u know why do straight people gotta be so advassive ? 0:24 look who come too save the day the H negotiator . Work ur magic like joe Swanson did in EP 5 0:32 📳🎶 stan it's.. listen i know ur beat now wut will it take for u too not do this ? im ain't saying nothing 0:44 hardball get him , sir he never said he wanted a bribe, ok make it higher geez 0:52 hmm i doubt this is very good at his job, well im too see wut im good at whoa ouch ? 1:00 hey Malcolm still there pal ? , I like when people say that 🎮 ok hows bout a jet n a trip too ✈️🇨🇴 comes crazy cheap there as to the highest bidder too the smelliest mule 1:07 hmm that could work will never need wait he was crack now something different hmm fine 💡😕😏 1:17 splendid n as a bonus imma send in another hostage for u 1:19 uh oh run to late gotcha wait why me ? justice for lil Johnny I can't stan u (stand) 2007 1:23 relax mommy they can't be serious ? 1:29 oh eclipse party huh only fun he did one 10 years later in '19 he can walk , first appearance of Barry's folks 1:36 well of course he don't listen his heads is hard too reach now so where was the party at the observatory 🌞🌕🌘🎉 1:41 planes here 1:46 hmm slowly 3x ok here u go Mr smith fly's good jus get on n go away 1:48 last word from the missus. honey don't go please we can help u 1:59 for the um' teenth time i don't need help n I need crack or coke stupid cokes a joke now how do I work this thing never trained back in cia oh keys goes in here neat is like a car but wit wings 2:03 that was the last we ever of him so Casablanca but someone else 2:12 huh wut shot, oh geez at who ? oh them 2:15 well that's for daddy queerest really guys Stan was jus trying to help n besides being disowned was too be expected anyway uh Terry is gay 2:19 hmm after all that deserves some dessert oh sheesh Haley u get all the dilfs huh ? First was Stan's boss now a hostage negotiator 2:23 ah enjoying the show wut activist chicks hates men in uniforms why they are jus as protective ☮️✌🏼🏳️ of people lives she's nuts 2:30 lol now
I love how you can hear Terry say it's useless
Best gay couple on TV
It's Officer Figpucker!
0:55 Is that officer Figpucker in the back?
That's got to be Rob Riggle.
This is how the police handled uvalde
Gotta love a happy ending.
This show cracks me up, lol.
Get out
0:14
Greg: It's priceless
Terry: It's worthless
Heard it?
When you keep telling everybody that you're not doing their part of the assignment and then they get mad with you for not doing it. 1:42
2:23 i don't know about you' but i sure can use a slice of pie right about now😂. Dude! After all that. He force make out with the under age hayley. TF?!
Pretty sure she 18. Doesn't make it any less wrong of course.
One of my favorite scenes in the whole show
This is the best ending I've seen in my life
American Dad FOX Era
YOU DONT LISTEN !.
Rodger Yay ☠️
I used to think american cartoons like this and south park parodied cops but now I realize its a very accurate depiction of them
Notice that you do not see the boy again.
2:19 *gasp* HATE CRIME!!!
Then shot the idiot.
oh boo hoo, go cry into your safety blanket SJW
wow, sarcasm really is a foreign language to you, isn't it?
Matt Allen shut up egoist.
Matt Allen or rather narcissit
“ okay the new lashers are clear , take you shot, but,TAKE YOUR SHOT” 🤣🤣🤣 2:16
Of course this would be the greatest thing to ever happen in front of the house for Roger. He should just follow that guy around whenever he’s bored! 😂
2:14 comic book guy: worst police officer ever
2:30 YAYYYY!!!! 👏🏼🤣
Plot twist: Malcolm Hathaway was Roger the whole time.
Best Cop Ever
He is the worst negotiator ever! He told them to kill the wrong people!
Dvonte Chappel very good Chappel. Now Can you tell me which one is the octopus?
🐽🐸🐧🐗🐙
Dvonte Chappel Oh Thanks! Didn't notice that!
Someone ought to have shot the negotiator.
+Dvonte Chappel
At least he is a less of an asshole than Mario's hostage negotiator in Dorkly.
True
Could really go for some teenage emo chick myself
I think she is actually an adult. She has been to college.
Too bad hailey is neither of those things
Lorenz M try me
Roddy Dykes you said it. Not my fault what happens to you.
Elias6233 she isn't a hippie, hippies don't shave.
Great technique...
I don't need help,I need crack.
You dont LISTEEEENNNN
best negotiation of all times
That’s one badass hostage negotiator
You can just say news team lol
Well he said he was going to get Stan out of there. He really is the best
Accurate representation of the police
Rogers Yay always sends me
WORST NEGOTIATOR IN THE UNIVERSE
You know what I'm good at?
Cartwheels!
Aughhhh....
Good to see Francine on good terms with Officer Figpucker.
Whatever happened to the boy you got sentence to be a hostage
You don’t listen!
"I don't know about you but I sure would like a slice of pie right about now" lol
2:23 Hayley became a Woman
I miss Terry...
What the s**t just happen
This is the second worse hostage negociator ever.
Whoever has watched The Stockholmes knows what I'm talking about.
2:19 was ok wait no it was the right thing to do.
I don't need help I need crack and a slice of cherry pie right about now
I got Police ads before this
does anyone else notice Rodger's curler turns green
Roger is me on 9-11 or when a shooting breaks out in my hood ( lawn chair and a six pack)
It’s a good thing that kid didn’t walk back out with them
Roger definitely hired them
That's the kind of hostage negotiator I want if I can really get a plane to Columbia and $500,000 in unmarked bills damn I would really like that awesome negotiator