Can You Beat GTA 5 With Only A Pistol?
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- GTA 5 is full of violence, explosions, sex, drugs, murder, and the guns! Machine guns, shotguns, rocket launchers, mini-guns, tear gas, the list goes on and on. But what’s it got for those of us those of us who like to keep things simple? Can You Beat Grand Theft Auto 5 With Only A Pistol?
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Can You Beat GTA 5 With A Pistol? (in text form)
We jump immediately into the action inside a bank heist (gone wrong) and the challenge is a bust before it gets off the ground. T, M, and B are robbing a bank. I was gonna replace Brad but we don’t wanna give the cops any information that might lead them to suspects. With no pistol to use, I hid behind cover while BM dealt with all the cops. Trevor Phillips, who am I at the moment, is the cool calm and collected member of our raiding party. If anyone was mentally equipped to stand almost motionless in place for 18 minutes in the middle of a firefight against every mall cop this backwoods sh*thole threw at us, it’s him.
Seeing as the options were use melee attacks or use a gun that isn’t a pistol, and regardless of which I chose the challenge was failed again, I used my carbean rifle and the scalp of a Santa hat to leave the crew behind, found my pistol on a fresh body outside the bank, the driver took a nap, I outran the train in style, Michael and Brad were both down for the count, and I held off the police with a real gun. Unlike Fallout or Borderlands or Call of Duty or any of the other baby games I’ve played, GTA 5 is a much more realistic experience. You, like every American child, start things off with a rifle so you know immediately that there are better guns than the pistol, but the pistol itself is a decent weapon. A single headshot is enough to bring down even the most notorious of Los Santos street trash and auto-aim ensures missing a shot only happens once in a blue moon if you’re out standing alone.
Trevor was the only one who made it out alive, the title card rolled, Michael’s living the quiet life now, Brad’s still very dead, Dr Fred let me loose on the world, and the real game began. For those of you who’ve never heard of video games before watching this video, GTA 5 is a pretty massive game. HowLongToBeat pegs the average main story play through at about 32 hours, so a lot of this is being left out to not turn this into Mitten Squad’s Titanic. I know what ship I’m going down with and it’s not this. As I was leaving therapy, Franklin and Lamar were walking down the street looking for a score when they spotted a pair of automobiles looking for a new home. They say home is where the heart is but Disney refuses to let anyone do an autopsy on their vehicles. Like a wild animal in the western frontier, each feral car can alert the wider pack of harm coming to them. Alarms and bells and whistles tell the police that they’re in trouble. Simeon owning a car dealership makes him the perfect target for a pair of gangsters with stars in their eyes looking to become pawns in 4 dimensional game of Connect 4.
Imagine the challenges Mitten Squad would come out with when GTA 6 comes out a century from now
WHY ARE YOU HERE
You should get a mustache man
Fallout 5
The next GTA game will be GTA 1, after the universe resets
@@fourskinman2463 what did thanos reset the universe?
This made me realise that literally every single mission, excluding option C of the finale, involving Lamar goes sideways. Every single one.
I was really hoping Lamar would betray us so we could kill him. Dude is a tool
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 I think way back in its production option c was to kill Franklin and play as Lamar afterwards
@@smasher4291 gta 6 petition for Lamar to be a killable character
Lamar the toxic friend
@@smasher4291 Is believe it, the end of RDR John dies and you play as his son
RIP Paul, gonna rewatch my favorite video of his, just to hear this man's voice one last time.
Man’s ain’t dead
@@sqwidlord8344proof?
@@sqwidlord8344he is. Tf you yapping about
Yo what?????
Who’s Paul
"With my seat still wet with the stains of success"
God, I missed you, Paul
Its been a week
@@Chuked That's a while if you work in retail.
@@MammalianCreature Actually goes by pretty goddamn fast.
Aye.
;)
"I survived by refusing to die" is such a intelligence 3 endurance 10 saying
Yes
Vaguely reminds me of:
"Were you killed?"
"Sadly yes, but I lived!"
Making like an immovable mountain by having the fortitude and intellect of an immovable mountain
My killer: what, I thought I killed you
Me: I refused
My killer: what kind of undertale shit is this
Best Ever ! +1
Damn…. Rest in peace man gonna take some time to come back to these videos, you will be missed
@depsvrr he just passed recently and even more heartbreaking is about a month ago he made an update saying how he was doing better with alcoholism and was planning to return to making videos. Just as things where getting better for him too
@@duckpumphe didn’t actually die, if you look at his most recent posts, he only mentions taking long breaks and going to the ER, the only time he mentions his “death” is him talking abt all of the rumours of him dying (just wanna clear up the air)
@@theno-life bro he not alive he made that post because of rumors and then he passed afterwards which makes it even more sad
@@theno-life His death was confirmed on his subreddit
@@theno-life If you Google his name, his obituary with his picture pops up on a church website
Mitten Squad: Can you beat GTA V without taking any damage?
DarkviperAU: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mitten Squad pacifist percent when?
Actually yes.
Imagine Paul completing OHKO before him.
That is some bad RNG.
Маtto: WHO THE FUCK SHOT ME?!
“Since we’re in this pickle, we might as well make the moist out of it.”
-Paul of Mitten Squad, 2021
Badum shee
RIP Paul of Mitten Squad, we love you man
That was a cool drift
Loved u* now lets see other RUclipsrs
@@أحمدزين-ذ2ز what a gross thing to say :/
"As the French say: violence baguettes violence, so to be sure we get that bread..." Amazing line, well done
Lol. Maybe it was a baton charge.
That line went over my head until I saw your comment. His wit is something else.
Haha, c'est vrai qu'on dit ça!
@@NEON-dj1jf Yes I love a French Stick and a Petit Pain now and then.
Oh I didn't catch that joke... nice one :O
I think Sunset Overdrive would make for some good challanges: The floor is lava/ no grinding/ only one weapon/ meele only ...
i like this idea
I agree with this, Comrade
Sounds perfect
Is Sunset Overdrive a grindfest? I've never played it but thought about picking it up soon.
@@Vincent-mi4xc Grinding, as in the thing you do on grindrails.
Not exp grinding ;)
Miss you Mittens
Fun fact: during Prologue, when you are playing as Trevor fending off the cops behind the garbage bin, you can just run to the side where Trevor runs in the cutscene and the cutscene will trigger without you needing to kill any cops, it is one of the speed run strategies
like nobody knew that
I didn't know that, and I've played through GTAV multiple times.
Thank you.
@@nuhigyvtmngt4531 apparently Mitten Squad didn’t know that, smartass.
@@nuhigyvtmngt4531 calm down
@@nuhigyvtmngt4531 there was a time you didn't know it, y'know? It's not like you were born with that knowledge.
On one hand, maybe you should start including a rule where required sections for weapons, etc. shouldn't count against the challenge. On the other hand, there are times where you pull it off, in spite of the required sections, and those moments are the best.
I bet he’d do that if people didn’t comment and tell him it ruins the whole challenge smh but I think the same thing tho if the fam forces him to do it then it doesn’t ruin the challenge
Do you even watch for whether or not he finishes the challenge succesfully? I just like to see him try and suffer more and more each video
@@boran2796 it tops it off if he can actually beat it but if he can't or knows he can't then he usually does funnier shit
Some of these sections he could’ve beat by not attacking anything if he had more patience but ofc the run was dead from the start anyways
The whole point of the video is to answer if you can or cannot do something. Sometimes the answer is no, but im glad he sees it out to the end anyways.
I'm binging these all night, RIP paul, You brought me so much laughs, And I'll always be greatful for you
The gameplay you have in this video has me dying right now my dude lmao
What the heck are u doing here
Gay
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Took 8 years but I finally saw a full playthrough of gta 5.
Lol same.
I'm an idiot, what's the context of your joke?
I too want to know the context
@@drdabsmore945 that I haven't watched a full campaign playthrough of an 8 year old game until now?
@@malif1279 ^
Hearing the voice of a dead man, so happy... Its almost calming. Hearing him enjoy his life, even at the worst moments of it.
21:34 This is one of the best action sequences I have ever witnessed in a video game.
Clearly you've never experienced cyberpunk
Lamo that's GTA for ya
Not bad for a 2013 game...
yea
Lol 😂
I guess this is why some people love the Skyrim creation club. The game looks awesome! Which mods did you download?
I think he got an influencer copy of the upcoming re-re-re-release.
Plz plz let a dumb person reply to u saying it s gta plz
@@lordmoncef5494 it’ll happen I’m sure
uh dood this is GTA V not skyrim smh
@@cauliflowerconnoisseur2710 It's big American joke friend
Really sad that I only just today got really into mitten’s videos and in the same day finding out about his passing.
Rest in peace, mittens.
That one sniper Trevor mission: I'm about to end this man's whole career
@Suddenly what was the purpose of that? If it was a rickroll I could understand it but its not even that
@Harrison Hughes (Student) good idea
@Harrison Hughes (Student) make sure to report their profile pics, that gives them a permanent strike
@Suddenly halal
@Jake L yeah but technically its possible to complete that mission with the pistol, I'm pretty sure. Just get a pistol from a corpse
When you kill the guy that took Micheals mask off, you can take his pistol
This is news to me! Thank you fellow RUclips commenter
But you still have to kill him with a rifle, so challenge failed
@@GoneFishingAmalgam he’s stated multiple times that if the game requires you to do something that directly opposes the challenge, it doesn’t count.
@@gigachad7729 but it should, since the title is ''Can You Beat GTA 5 With Only A Pistol?'' The answer is no, since the game won't let you. Now, if it would be ''beating the game with only a pistol'', then it wouldn't count.
@@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter well then that’s something you should talk to him about, not me.
such a loss. i heard about it but i wasn't sure i'd seen him. suddenly i come across this and i love it, then i realize. such a funny guy full of personality and unique in his own humor. REST IN PEACE
We gotta talk about this.. 7:45
That was smooth.
I FUCKING MISSED THAT WHAT THE FUCK
Agreed!
The Blues Brothers parking spot? Indeed it was.
Very
Yep
Can we appreciate how clean 7:45 was
100% calculated?
No, 100% skill
flawless execution
honestly shocked me when I first saw it
frr
It's almost a speedrun strat, in speedruns they spin the car the same way, but blocking the driver's door with a palm tree so it warps Michael out, bc Lester is unable to exit the car
7:45 that drift was hella clean 🔥🔥
I would like to see mitten play a game normally but with the same style commentary he uses for his challenge videos
He did that for Fallout New Vegas with only one life
He did that for Cyberpunk 2077
"Can *I* beat Dark Souls" is a video I want to see. Just a playthrough of dark souls with the same commentary style.
1:36 "And auto aim makes sure you only miss a shot, once in a blue moon"
_proceeds to miss 9 shots in a row_
@Mr. crusader i was going to say that god damnit man why
Rest in peace, ya GOATed mofo. Even in death your posts are still relevant.
This is pure madness, I'm looking forward to it
You think so? Thats funny
@Suddenly Ta gueule
Not really though. Few years ago I completed the entire thing with regular pistol and without dying once
I'm just imagining DarkviperAU watching this and ripping his hair out every time paul says something in the story wrong or just failing something.
At least he didn't mention the witness protection
@@mrpavel8288 why would he, it's obvious that micheal wasn't in it
@@mrpavel8288 WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT???!! NO ONE WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING!!!!
Also, he had a flashback of his first pacifist% at the beginning of the video
@@ChrisShredfield How to make DarkViperAU mad: Say Michael is in witness protection
fun fact: during prolouge when micheal “dies” if you die as trevor micheal will stand up.
"luckily, a good Samaritan saw the entire thing from the passenger seat, and beat the driver to death for what they did to me" that shit made me laugh so hard
21:16 Mitten pulled a Hitman! Nice. I would love to see him try a challenge in Hitman, like fiber wire only or all kills must be seen
I thought to myself im going to find a jojo reference and point it out you have very much shortened my search
*fibre
@@brandondixon2138 Either is correct, plebian
Getting recommended again, and gonna take a little trip down memory lane I think. Thank you Paul, for everything, for being here all these years, and never failing to make us smile. Rest easy big dog 🕊
You've never failed a challenge in my heart, Paul.
Besides, the real "pistol-only GTA V run" were the friends we made along the way.
I actually tried this a while back and managed if you don't include missions where you have to use certain weapons(like the rampages)
@@theinfection9513 the challenge include story only
@@theinfection9513 what about when you have to use the sniper to save michael
“The game Takes 95% of what I earned” *picks the people with higher takes*
To be fair you do lose a lot if you pick a bad hacker and driver
Yeah, am I the only one who really tries to use the cheapest of people? On the diamond heist, I always choose the worst driver so he crashes and I take his bag, same with the other heist where one dude gets crushed with a car
@@thepizzatime3502 there's guides how to get as much as money in heists
@@mobslaya_4547 just watch the best crew video by gta series videos
Rip :( . Even if it's just a voice on a screen, I feel like I lost a friend. And I feel guilt when I hear the voice and music. Makes me sad knowing ur gone cuz I'm thankful for the entertainment and distraction you've given me. And the loss of a soul with similar taste and an impeccable effort into stimulating content for myself. What a loss.
Love how this is less a challenge and more just an extremely accurate overview of GTA V. I see nothing wrong here.
I wouldn't call it an extremely accurate overview he misses a few plot points and says some things about the plot or how the heists work but I love Paul so it was nice
Mitten: "Never had the makings of a varsity athlete"
Me: "Did . . . Did he just make that up or is he quoting sopranos?"
Nah he answers to Don Borko now
You don't like the way he talks get out of his house!
Gonna miss you bud
hope you found your peace
"The only one I trust is gus."
Heisenberg: SAY MY NAME
Knock knock mfrs
@nick gurr you're damn right
@nick gurr so im not the only one who thought Deaclan looked like Wolverine
@@dorianmelrath6735 even Jack's lieutenant thought so too.
@@russfoulkes5490 Yeah
I appreciate the random fallout/Skyrim references, they always bring me back to reality
I also caught a sopranos and drake and Josh reference
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a new Vegas 2
I'm gonna miss his writing
Paul: "Can You Beat GTA 5 With Only A Pistol?"
DarkViperAU: "Amateur."
I'd make fun of you for generic memes but I know of both of these people
I love this comment
I was waiting for it.
DarkviperAU: *baby rages and cries because someone beat him at speedrunning*
@@olmate5148 Nice joke. Jajajajaja.
"The vintage pistol never had the makings of a varsity athlete."
Lmao
Sopranos reference
@gELATIN ALT what is it
Was searching for someone who got the reference lmao
Frankly, that was a tremendous blow to the vintage pistol's self esteem.
I think about paul everytime i play the games he does videos about, rest in peace
That "l got caugh by the Enclave" line got me in a way l was not expecting and now l'm laughing in bursts every couple of minutes... also the 'good luck smack' did it.
Neat, he's back
Back again
He been back
Go watch Skyrim as ditto. Was a hit
Yes
@@theodoregarza1623 Yess
RIP dude. We’re gonna miss you.
33:21 " No nobody's better at videogames than me."
*Proceeds to miss 5 shots point blank*
The first mission was pacifist % all over again hahah
DarkMitten
He's need to talk to mat about strats and rng Jesus
Rest in peace Paul, I love your videos
When Mitten Squad plays a not bethesda game: I feel a disturbance in the force
“Merryweather fleets here bro!”
Let’s see how many people get this one
Edit: there’s more of us here than I thought there’d be
Sad viper noises
Best fucking Pacifist episode or was it chaos well it doesn't really matter
NOOOOOOOO
Bro! *Merryweather!* Bro!
You have to know something
now youtube wants to recommend all the content, rest in peace man.
I haven't even watched the video yet, but I already know I want more of these
@bennett I ment gta 5. I want more gta 5 from him
@bennett ironic that you're telling them their brain needs to expand when in fact it is you who needs a brain expansion
@@Karak971 Careful, if you try logic their brain may expand to fast for their own good.
“I was captured by the enclave “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dead ☠️💀☠️ that was perfect too funny
Rest in peace, pal.. thank you for everything. 🕊️💔
For his neutral special, he wields a *GUN!*
@Suddenly No...
He turns into the Windigo himself and eats all those whos soul is impure
Friend or foe
"He's blade but without the blades, he's gun"
What if you@Suddenly left us alone?
Would love to see a Mad Max play through where you can only use everything at its most basic level.
I've tried that before and it is so hard and so fun
Good idea👍🏻
I couldn’t even beat that game normally it’s so fucking boring
@@jeffbezos7486 no taste
@@jeffbezos7486 warner bro said in a interview that they wanted to make the game as bland as possible. i dont know why
I kinda forgot the video was about pistols since it was so good lol
Love your videos man! I’m 2 years sober and your videos really help me calm down before going to bed (used to drink to sleep). Keep up the good fight brother! I will not drink with you today!
@ Matt Martin
Hello, my fellow specimen of a human being!
After 7 years, I'm Five months off of prescription pain killers and prescription anxiety/panic killers. and his videos help do the same for me (sniffed to relax then to sleep). I will not sniff with you Matt Martin, and Paul of Mitten Squad today too!
Nice matt living a booze free life
I’m proud of both of yall
we miss you
RIP MittenSquad, you will be missed.
Rest in peace dude, gone way to soon. Hope you find the peace you deserve
Rest in peace...
This is the video that was recommended to me alot within the passed few days, only to find out just now that this man passed away recently. Rest in peace dude, atleast the algorithms leave the memory of you to not be forgotten.
1:14 speedrunner tip: you don’t actually have to go through that shootout
Can you explain how
@@Dogesaywhat You just have to walk backwards lol
@@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 I have GTA but never played the campaign, but I guess walking backwards make sense lol
@@Dogesaywhat GTA 5 campaign first
Then online
@@Dogesaywhat just leave the area after you killed a couple of guys
I am so sad you left, Joseph. I hope you will find a way to wallhack and speedrun paradise.
Rip Paul
R.I.P man we will miss you
Rest in peace paul i can't belive that you gone you will never be forgotten love you man, and I hope you are doing well in heaven
"But I was too busy having my nose reshaped by an asteroid to do anything about it" Fucking legend
RIP friend
This just popped up so I immediately started it. Took a few seconds for realisation to sink in
RIP bud…..this is where the real game begins.
Amazing, as always. Maybe you could do some challenges on the Batman Arkham or Assassin's Creed series, or Red Dead Redemption II. Thanks for the great content, buddy.
Can we appreciate how smooth the parking was at 7:48
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Rest In Peace Paul
7:46 damn that was _smooth_
RIP mitten squad, It was always a blast to watch his videos. Now, heaven has gained a legend.
The fact that he will never share his game skills... Is just depressing.
I salute you one last time, I hope you have a throne in heaven.
"As the French say, violence baguettes violence, and to ensure we get our bread..."
oh my goodness, stellar writing as always
Is no one gonna talk about the parking at 7:40?
Rest in peace, Paul. I hope that wherever you are, you're doing your absolute best. Take it easy.
Can you beat dying light by only using each weapon once?
I think he might do it before the release of dying light 2 when the hype is up
"snorting your weed"
There are moments where I can't tell if you're serious or not; and that's pretty awesome ngl
well he went out there to stop her from doing drugs wrong!
Don't abuse drugs, ingest them properly
I'm so glad the channel is still up. Thank you Paul for everything.
Mitten man out here keeping me alive
Same. Love the Borderlands Psycho Trevor thumbnail art, too.
14:50 sometimes the random npc ai is too funny. He whooped the driver cause he hit u. I remember years ago I had Franklin stand unarmed near sum police officers and after about 2 mins I had a star and ended up dying😂😂
aren't the cops in GTA games programmed to be racist though?
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan I recall a youtuber tested that and the results showed that the cops are not racist. However they are very violent in general and have a good chance of attacking you if you happen to stand too close too long. Or if you happen to be standing somewhere and they bump into you they occasionally will mistake that as a attack and you'll get a star as well.
Can you beat gta v with just a musket? You probably have to use a mod menu to get it early but it would be very fun to watch 💯
"it takes 32 hours to finish GTA 5's story"
DarkviperAu: hold my beer.
32
*To beat Blitz play*
hold back my toxic fanbase
Hold my manchild tantrum over others in the same community achieving something
Bad generic meme and bad manchild. What could this comment make worse?
This is my favorite vidoe from him, Rip Paul 🙏🏿
"my son enjoying himself drove me to destroy something of his for no reason" - mitten squad
Miss you Paul. ✊🏻😕
Finally, Mitten Squad played a game where he isnt the most insane and masochistic one to play it.
rest in peace mitten squad... the world will always be a lesser place without you
I HOPE TO MEET YOU IN HEAVEN SOME DAY
RIP, Paul. Thanks for your work, we love you man.
Rest in peace Paul, you're gonna be missed but your videos will let you live on
I just hope his videos will still be here if they aren't ill probably will be mentally ill
@@Zer0sMoneySSS do you want to help me archive them on an unmonetized channel for preservation?
@@spoo5122 I don't know how to do any of that
@@spoo5122would it just be downloading the videos?
@@dameonpigeon2736 yes, that WC in the event that the channel gets taken down, there will still be a way to upload and let others watch them, all non monetized since it's not my content