Deadpool & Wolverine go to Costco
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- Deadpool and Wolverine go to Costco. You know why I made this, I know why I made this, just enjoy it for what it is. They go to Costco, that's silly enough. World hunger needs to be stopped, not a related topic but it's been on my mind I guess idk.
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Always a pleasure big man 😘 thank you for having me
Sooooo……. have you guys watched the movie, yet?
For your next trick do a video about the effects of a pokemon speedrun on your starter pokemons psyche
Ha Ha Ha Ha! That How Ryan Is In Real Life.
I really like your wolverine voice! ^^
You're getting more versatile with your roles, nice!
Deadpool being concerned on what side of the Civil War Logan fought for is peak Deadpool
My best guess is neither side as he was probably just passing through since he didn't emphasize the fact that he fact fought in the in the Civil War. That or he was a combat medic.
i cant tell if this is a troll comment or not help!
@@larrylaffer3246he is Canadian it would have been the side the British Supported you can figure the rest out.
Iirc in one comic, Deadpool got paid to go back in time and help the confederacy win.
This is a better comment than your first one
Fun fact, Costco's co-founder once said "If you raise the [price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you", so he'd approve of Deadpool and Wolverine reacting the way they did. XD
Costco's gonna be selling hotdogs for half the price of a gumball in 2060
No wonder why they were extremely cheap when I was there last
@@TheIT221 Yeah, they consider it good PR to keep it so cheap for the sake of customer loyalty, to the point where they even bought the factory that makes the hotdog meat.
@@Omeyrolx_theChessmaster The world's first true in-house produced hotdog.
@@Omeyrolx_theChessmaster That and the same story for the $5 Rotisserie Chicken. They went and bought a whole vertical integration to keep the costs low enough and the supply stable enough to keep those $5 Rotisserie Chickens truckin'. Allegedly the size of chicken they use is a bit of an oddball since it's larger than most rotisserie chickens, so vertically integrating a supply chain for that made a lot of sense to make sure they'd have that supply available.
The only bad thing that can said regarding the hot dogs though is: RIP Chopped Onions. Those and the hand-crank dispensers died during COVID. They'll be missed. I saw them handing out cups of chopped onions a couple months back once but haven't seen it since.
Wolverine: I fought in the Civil War.
Deadpool: Which side?
Wolverine: Union and the one with Captain America on it.
Wrong war... =P
@@clawofthefallen he's talking about both of them
Logan actually wasn't on Cap's side nor was he with Ironman. He was doing his own thing in the Civil War comics to take down the actual perp who wanted the war to happen.
He is canadian so chances are he did fight for the union has canadians were heavily anti slavery. If he was english it be the south.
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“It’s not really the size that matters”
YOU TELL EM LOGAN 🗣🗣🗣🗣
Deadpool: wait really? 👀
@@Sal_The_Third 😏😏
Lmao
Tell em short king
as a guy who took a guy who has it short down there yeah its true 😏
The CEO of Costco literally said he would kill another exec if they suggested raising the price of hot dogs ever again. 😊
Another?
@daftrok. 🤣
@daftrok. I heard the CEO killed another executive, for thinking it was a good idea to replace the berry smoothie flavor with mango.
CEO of Costco is Cave Johnson, confirmed?
@magmat0585 but, he's right. If Costco gets cheap or increases the prices of certain items that consumers purchase, then revenue will go down.
Costco employee here, I was shitting bricks in the staff bathroom when this video came out
Hope you guys got the wall fixed.
You can use those to rebuild the wall!
That's what you get for dipping into the free samples.
Manager here: you’re fired
Lol I was at a Costco when they animated this. In fact I'm at Costco right now! You can see me in the food court scene at 4:37
EDIT: ...wait, they took that scene OUT?!
The fact that wolverine didnt answer what side he was on is “interesting”
It showed him fighting for the Union on Wolverine.
@@Einwetok Explains the shame
@@Einwetok It's in Origins Wolverine.
The Wolverine was a following movie. The flashback on that one was that Logan was captured by the Japanese and kept in a camp in Hiroshima by the end of WW2. In cartoons and comics, he has fought in the European Theather, where he met with Captain America a handful of times.
Looks like Wolverine here needs some Marching to Sea.
In Logan's defense, MODOK was desperately trying to put some direction back into the discussion.
I forgot that Wolverine is a civil war veteran and I like how Deadpool’s only question was what side did he fight on
@ElectricalMatthew can he claim anything for that? I know he's got his card from Nick Fury for when he has to go through a metal detector but all that military service has to add up.
If you want to know the answer it’s the Union. He fought alongside the Union as British North America, the colony that existed before Canada, supported the anti slavery stance the Union had
Deadpool is basically the guy that can’t stop saying “that’s what she said!!!” 😂
And somehow he makes it funny 💀
@@HuskyfrThat's what she said.
He should meet Archer... or they probably shouldn't meet.
@@devinpaul9026 why you…
First 100 times hilarious next 150 times funny then sometime around another 200 it dropped off
MODOK: “I’m a BIG deal, you know!”
Captain America: “No, you’re not. You never were.”
Deadpool: oh shit look wolverine three generations of the super soldier program altogether again
Wolverine: wasn’t the last time the three of us worked togeth-
Deadpool: I don’t wanna talk about it
@@colorweaver5070 Which time was it?
@@HifuutorianGood,Bad and Ugly.
@@Hifuutorian to be a bit more specific turned out that Deadpool’s DNA was being used in North Korea to make mutants. Most to All of them with terrible deformities, the three of them stop that.
@@colorweaver5070 That's cool, i didn't read that storyline. Thank you!
Deadpool being all philosophical and shi and then saying “ya mama” is exactly what Deadpool would do
"Philosophical"? It was quite literally a word salad.
“Yes Dear” honestly after seeing the movie sounds like smth that they’d include
Yeah like the 10 hour uncensored sex scene they had.
I just saw it like a half an hour ago and yeah deadpool pretty much just flirted most of the movie lol
@@amaya6091 same
@@amaya6091What did you think about it? I liked it quite a bit.
I saw it yesterday and I thought it was awesome
0:57 yeah WHAT side?
Canada
Being that xmen was commentary on the civil rights movement, he was definitely running people up the Underground Railroad 😂 but i mean Wolverine is a redneck so i wouldnt be surprised if he had some gray uniform saved somewhere in his mementos
Union
Canonically he was union so we safe lol
0:38 I love how Deadpool turned to Logan as a quick cutoff when Logan said size doesn't matter
Wolverine… kinda has survived a nuke, he was reduced to his skeleton, but still healed from it.
plus in one comic deadpool completely regenerated from a literal drop of blood
@@AJ84291Yeah, plus comic Deadpool has been "cursed" with immortality by Thanos, simply so he can't hook up with Lady Death. Wolverine HAS survived a nuke, and Deadpool definitely would survive.
@@marshallsalmon6924Thanos canonically cucked Deadpool 💀
Not really
He tanked explosion but nuke not a chance
@@whiteeye3453 adamantium skeleton, yeah all he needs is his brain, which is inside said skeleton and he'll regenerate. comic books are wack
"It's not really the size that matters" that's what he wishes she said
No lie, this is some of the best writing for Deadpool outside of the movies and comics. So many fan made Deadpool projects suffer from the writing as they just think he’s Jim Halpert. But this video captures all of Deadpool’s humor hilariously
Wolverine: "I fought in the Civil War you know."
Deadpool: "Which side?"
Wolverine: "I retract my last statement."
He fought for the Union.
I’d take a whole series with Deadpool and Wolverine just kinda doing regular things, like going to Costco!
They go to five guys and destroy everything when they see how much they charge. I'd watch that !
Fun fact: the original owner of Costco threatened lives if they raise the price of the hot dog drink combo. That's not even where they get their revenue. It's from literally everything else.
1:47 deadpool saying yo mama to a villian seems like what deadpool would do
Nah he’s much more creative and vulgar than that. Still,the simplest clap backs are sometimes the funniest.
Tbf, he also like do cheap insult to annoy some opponent, kinda "I don't need to use my big guns for you"
The two reasons to shop at Costco:
1) The deals
2) $1.50 hotdogs
@@Firebird-he3sz when a store has a snack bar, you’ve struck gold
They extract their toll in gas.
And it includes a drink!
The trousers fit pretty compared to the ones in Tescos
"Someone draw that" nahhh he knew what he was doing 💀
0:17 Hi Deadpool
He broke the 4th wall just to talk to you...🤯‼️💯
When the Costco hot dog goes up by a price, that’s how you know the world’s ending
That will mark the beginning of world war 3, a zombie apocalypse, and Velma season 3
that and when Waffle House is closed...
@@Jackson-ms2qqNOT VELMA SEASON 3!!!!
I mean, yeah, all that other stuff is pretty bad too, BUT A THIRD GOD DAMN SEASON OF THAT *_FILTH?!?!_*
@@WatchKid12 not just that...22 seasons is when armageddon, ragnarok, and the 7 trumpets sound.
@@WatchKid12end of days.
1:10 Deadpool saying "Uh Ruh Roh Raggy" randomly made me laugh way too much for some reason‼️💥
Didn't costco's CEO literally threaten to end people if the price of the hotdogs ever went up? DP and Wolvie are doing gods work
Yup, it's great
He threatened to kill the new CEO if he raised the price of the hot dog. That thing will be $1.50 until the heat death of the universe.
MODOK here still looks better than in Ant-man 3
Wolverine making sexual innuendos lmao
Fun fact, that MODOK is based on the Hulu series MODOK
@@Growingcrazy8Bring it on Patton
@@Growingcrazy8I love how solid JJ did a great accurate design
@@nathanblevins158 he really did! The aim grunts look good as well!
@@Growingcrazy8 it really dose. They’re better then any man film. And that was my least favorite thing about that film.
(CGI can look ugly sometimes.)
Logan: *makes an innuendo*
Deadpool: dude, quit taking my job.
You should have had the CEO of Costco show up at the end and tell Wolverine and Deadpool that he'd handle it personally lol
They both can survive a nuke. Deadpool because of his curse from Thanos and Wolverine because as long as his skeleton remains he can regenerate
Not really
The only reason he regenerates is because is brain was in one piece
And his brain is his weakness
Btw he didn't tank nuke but high explosion
@@whiteeye3453 I was referring to something that happened in the comics
@@michaeldaniels642 in comic it wasn't nuke but guy who can explode himself and explosion was powerful as nuke
Vilan name was nitro
brain is protected by the skeleton
@@_Tzer that have holes in eyes
I love how Wolverine just never stops holding the box of cereal, like he doesn’t even drop it in the cart when the wall explodes.
remember that Wolverine has survived a nuke before
"Size doesn't matter" "really???" i know bro attempted to chop it off for it to regenerate bigger 😭😭
I never thought about it before, but I guess Wolverine's circumcision isn't in question.
@@AtrakKarta "You cut or uncut?" "Cut" "Really?" "Yeah, three times before they gave up."
@@dichu1826depends on if he had his abilities activated at birth
"I got shot by one of those before in the civil war."
"Which side?"
He’s Canadian, so most likely the union
@@MagicMonkey96 He fought for the Union yeah
I'm still standing with They mean the left or the right side of the body.
@@joshuacr lol
Wolverine: "Wade?"
Deadpool: "Yes Dear?"
Wolverine: *Refuses to correct him while giving it a sec to register*
Fun Fact about comics Deadpool: So you know how Thanos loves Lady Death? And she doesn’t love him? Yeah that’s because she always had eyes on Deadpool. And because of this, Thanos is the reason that Deadpool is cursed with Immortality, LITERALLY TO CUCK DEADPOOL 💀
Deep for Deadpool. Always on the edge of death, living riddled with cancer, but never dying, no matter what happens to him.
0:39 "It's not really the size that matters." I didn't know Wolverine was chill like that-
1:19 Oh wa-
he's 5'2" lol, dude wouldn't have any real reason to judge anyone or anything size-wise
Love your unique style, never change!.
I love the old animation style they’re in, it really seems like they should’ve been in those times to begin with
Deadpool and Wolverine movie was PHENOMENAL! Best Deadpool movie by far.
"I'd rather not have to touch you pal"
"Someone draw that!"
Ah, Deadpool at his finest😂
If only Modok had a healing multiple, he would’ve surely been able to do something.
I wonder how many people got this beautiful joke of yours.
Or a healing dividend! Would completely counter Deadpool and Wolverine!
healing multi- OH!
…yeah no, I still don’t get it. :(
@@WatchKid12 Factor and multiple are both mathematical terms. While a factor is a part that you get after division, a multiple can be found through multiplication; the inverse of division. It's a fun little bit of wordplay utilizing an unexpected topic for such a video and its associated audiences. Hence, the funny is found.
@@syedsakifrahman3021I got it beforehand but you're an absolute legend for this
0:56 "What side?" Finally the right questions being asked
"We are not in favour of such a change" dumbledore said calmly
I love how similar this is to an argument on the playground. “I will shoot you with my laser beam!” “My shield will survive it.” “Then I’ll use my REALLY big laser beam!” “Shield.” “Then I’ll blow up the whole planet!” “My shield will protect me!”
I WILL USE MY RULE 34 ART POWERS 1:30
-We have a nuclear bomb
"I can take it"
How do face that. Biggest flex possible.
I mean movie Logan was literally at Hiroshima as it got nuked. Granted it was a generation 1 nuke and he was at the bottom of a well (if I remember correctly, its been a while), but he still shrugged off a nuke.
@@m05513 You would be borderline fine being at the bottom of a well if the Hiroshima nuke hit. There was a literal survivor who died like a decade ago who just happened to be leaning down behind a particularly thick wall.
@@fearedjames True, but he was also showing clear signs of being hit by the explosion (burn marks were healing on his back)
@@m05513 which of course, makes very little sense. Your only danger from inside a well would be the radiation.
@@fearedjames Which would cause severe burns, that's what radiation does. "Sunburn" is just another name for being the victim of a very distant h bomb.
Man, I'd totally wiped the Patton Oswald Modak show from my mind until today lol, so glad you used that one instead of the mcu one
after hearing that Modok impression I really need JJ to do a venture bros skit just so he can NAIL it as the Monarch lol
"bring it on Patton" of course Deadpool would come up with reference like that
Damn, this is actually peak Solid jj humour right here, funniest one yet
Modok threatening to nuke the place: 🤷♂️
Costco raising price of hot dog combo by a penny: 🤬
Facts.
I love how Solidjj didn't have to change deadpools character, because he's already unhinged and 4th wall-breaking
I think we should establish this as canon
Kind of like the cannon the guy was holding
I literally just got out of the theaters, this is accurate to their relationship in the film.
0:01 Logan "Wade"
Wade "Yes dear?"
Logan "Why we.. " :Pauses:
"You can't just survive a nuke!"
Buddy, he's literally been hit with a planet before.
"I was in the Civil War yeah that's right"
"..."
"Which side?"
1:21 He already did survive one nuke in Hiroshima.
The most famous nuclear attack he survived is from the comics and it was a direct hit and somehow his adamantium skeleton remained meaning he regenerated.
@@joshuacr I was talking about the 2013 Wolverine movie.
@@sonicfan20 ahh apologies
Nagasaki.
@@sonicfan20Yes he did survive the nuke in the movie, but it wasn't exactly a direct hit. It's more like the fire.
"its not really the size that matters"
"Yeah why didnt you- wait really?" its so in character
Yeah raising the Costco hotdog by any margin is a big deal that I can picture a super hero beatdown happening as a result. Great work on the video here JJ! Loving any Wolverine stuff (and Deadpool too of course).
*Wolverine:* I’ve taken things bigger than that.
*Deadpool:* I’m right here you know!
As someone who recently is trying to save the 25 cent increase in price hit hard
I love how casual Wolverine and Deadpool are together
Funny I just got done watching DP & W in the theater and it was great, and this skit captures the vibe perfectly.
He's Canadian, they were with the North, its cool.
Not having Bob accompanying MODOK was a missed opportunity for funny Deadpool bantering
"Wade" "yes dear? 😌😍" Right off the bat it's a banger
Deadpool messing up the MacArthur joke with patton tickled me
Actually he was referring to Patton Oswalt from the Hulu MODOK series
This is why Deadpool is such a fun character, you can have him go from being completely to batshit insane and it will still seem in character 😂
I love this so much. Also Logan survived MULTIPLE NUKES. Including a direct hit beuase of his Adamantium skeleton.
It's canon that wolverine fought in several wars..... I can only assume he's been hit with the nastiest stuff humanity ever came up with
Deadpool, before he became Deadpool, was a mercenary who fought in wars all over the world for decades.
Although as a mercenary he was probably not hit with the nastiest stuff, but rather hitting others with it.
"yeah in the civil war."
"What side?"
Reminder that the former Costco CEO said he would murder the current CEO if he ever raised the price of the hotdogs
Wolverine: I fought in the civil war
Deadpool: which side?
Wolverine: Pompey's
Then Octavian, man just really hated that Antony guy
lmao
"Someone draw that" proves how aware Deadpool is of the way the Internet works.
Fun fact, Deadpool can regenerate at an atomic level, so he can, in fact, survive a nuke.
“I came to (Jim Sinegal) once and I said, ‘Jim, we can’t sell this hot dog for a buck fifty. We are losing our rear ends.’ And he said, ‘If you raise the effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out.’ That’s all I really needed. By the way, if you raised (the price) to $1.75, it would not be that big of a deal. People would still buy (it). But it’s the mindset that when you think of Costco, you think of the $1.50 hot dog (and soda)."
1:20
"I think i could take it, ive taken things that were bigger before"
"You fucking with me? You KNOW what youre saying."
😂😂😂
1:21 AYYO☠️🙏
“In the civil war. Yeah that’s right”
“What side”
Solid JJ using the Hulu tv show design for MODOK triggered my PTSD flashbacks from watching that godawful show of his….
That's why he said "Bring it on Paton"
What do you mean, according to the ads I saw it was "laugh out loud funny" and "a heartwarming summer experience", you saying they were lieing to me.
Uh huh...
I feel so relieved knowing that Deadpool and Wolverine will fight for our $1.50 hotdogs at Costco
This is genuinely one of the best ones you’ve made hahaha
-"It's not the size that matter."
-"Yeah! Why don't you.... Really"
-"You know I was shot by one before."
-"Really?"
-"Yeah, in the civil war."
-"...."
"What side?"
This right here is peak writing! 😂
Wolverine would get the all of the rotisserie chicken every time because all the civilians would run away instead of trying to fight him.
"I've taken things bigger than that"
- Wolverine
Costco sure has the best pizza
Has anyone had this experience: our food court got renovated and the pizza is crispy thin cut and barely greasy
When it comes out hell yeah but once it gets cold it's horrible.
If I'm in a hurry, sure, otherwise I'm headed to Papa Murphy's.
The stuffed crust pizzas and monkey bread are bomb.
Go to Sam's it's better
@@mangareader7474 hmm, perhaps I should test that out
I could imagine a scene in the 4th Deadpool movie(if they make one) ending with Deadpool and Wolverine getting some food at a random Costco's or maybe it opens with Deadpool just chilling at a costcos getting a hotdog
When Deadpool asked Logan what side he fought on in the civil war 😂
He’s Canadian so it was most likely the union. Was Sabertooth a confederate?
@@MagicMonkey96 wolverine may be originally from Canada but he's all American in his portrayal.
@@MagicMonkey96 both logan and sabertooth fought together for the Union, they both fought in WWII and Vietnam together. They had a good sibling bond back in the day and willing to die for another but of course their bond turned bad due to sabertooth's more cruel behavior.
I love how the random henchman was like “We passed a Sam’s Club a while back :)” before immediately getting shut down lol
Deadpool asking Wolverine what side he was on, then him not even responding made me chuckle lol!
This comedy is so genius, I am just impressed, Deadpool going, really? after wolverine said size doesn't matter, COMEDY GOLD.
Logan: It's not really the size that matters.
Deadpool: Yeah why-
Really?
“I got shot by a cannon in the civil war”
“Which side?”
No way
I don't know which is funnier
Deadpool responding with "Really?" to "Size doesn't matter." joke because he's surprised wolverine would say that, because he's surprised wolverine would think that, or because he's surpriseds wolverine needs that excuse XD
You know how a Costco shopper would reply to a hot dog price raise! Keep being awesome!