🧡 I'm the best philosopher that's ever existed in the history of everything ever, ever. Check this out. Strangers walk down the street in the city, sometimes saying "hi" or "hello" to the other person in sight. One will boil pasta and when they drop the noodles into the water, for ONLY A MILLISECOND they will think of how they never will know the strangers they said "hi" to as they passed them by. Furthermore, they'd rather have the pasta noodles hurry TF up and get soft and chewy - than to have a lame cliché friendship with whoever those random fuqs were. Yeah, I know I'm the best, you ain't gotta tell me. Plus, you're in luck. I only charge 285 dollars for an autograph.
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I'm the best philosopher that's ever existed in the history of everything ever, ever.
Check this out.
Strangers walk down the street in the city, sometimes saying "hi" or "hello" to the other person in sight. One will boil pasta and when they drop the noodles into the water, for ONLY A MILLISECOND they will think of how they never will know the strangers they said "hi" to as they passed them by.
Furthermore, they'd rather have the pasta noodles hurry TF up and get soft and chewy - than to have a lame cliché friendship with whoever those random fuqs were.
Yeah, I know I'm the best, you ain't gotta tell me.
Plus, you're in luck. I only charge 285 dollars for an autograph.