I am an auto mechanic and the very last joke made me laugh hard enough I cried. Thank you for the years of laughter, please don't sue me if I use this one at my job.
What people need to do is stop alienating Trump supporters and actually get them to critically evaluate his shortcomings. While it may feel good to label them all as idiots we need to understand why they voted and persuade them why he may not be in their best interests.
Amanuel Demeke I agree with you. Ur I tried to talk to them since the election, not even the most right wing of them, and it seems that political bias is stronger than mere logic with some people ... it is extremely hard to talk to someone with so strong a bias. It's like a goddamn cult. Talking with someone is useless when facts we base the debate themselves aren't accepted as true.
so would have you listened if someone wanted to point out to you the ares were HRC wouldn't have been good for you, becouse there is a lot? and I'm not talking about B.S GOP talking points
+Cafelogis +Holifeno yes I understand that party alliances have grown stronger than logic in most cases and it can seem that they are living in an alternate reality. However, what I like to do is ask them how Trump will personally benefit them. Some say illegal immigration, some say strong leadership, some say economy. That at least gives you a chance to discuss these topics and exchange ideas and use logic to try and persuade them to see why he may not be in their favor. Use Trump's own words of contradiction if they doubt facts. The main thing is to plant a seed of doubt in their beliefs so that they can research the stuff themselves and see the problems firsthand.
Awkward moment - when a person is fired for being always on twitter while working at the Oscars, but yet the country has a commander in chief who is a twitter king...
Honestly, the stuff he said about the "speech" is something I have been waiting to hear since the speech. Everyone seem so pleased by the "speech" behavior, so little said about content.
trump was recently asked, " Do you know the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?" To which he replied: " Well I never had a garbanzo bean on my face. "
Think about it. The Man from Uncle was a very popular show on television when 45 was a teen. I figure that he had a crush on Illya Kuryakin ever since.
M. Rowntree Yeah, Jimmy has come to the point where he'd rather stick his fingers in his ears, and deny reality, than just fess up and admit there actually IS something to the Russian allegations. It's already brought down 1 cabinet member, looks like it could jail another, and possibly remove several more, but Jimmy still wants to pretend it's fantasy?
Jimmy is genuinely funny, an independent thinker and a man of great integrity. Bill who has bared his arse for the Clinton Democrat Establishment is none of these things and he would never have Jimmy Dore on his show.
Just didn't know which material got me but Dopey and Sleepy LOL! Sad is that the media got played again by Trump. For crying out loud stay awake coz he's running circles around you guys.
Australia was the leader in political comedy 20 years ago, what happened? I pray for a Bill Maher type to tear the wings off the pollies here again, they so need it.
Russians are nice people, and not so different from US. Don't let powerful people pit you against somebody you don't even know. Take their power away instead.
I'm sure there are nice people in North Korea, Iran, and South Sudan. But nice people can still live under shit-disturbing regimes. It's not their faults.
Mike Me. REAGAN WAS AN EVIL SLICK BASTARD....HE HAD NO LOVE FOR ANYONE EXCEPT RICH WHITE PPL THAT LOOKED LIKE HIM....HE MADE DEALS WITH IRANIANS TO MAKE CARTER LOOK LIKE HE WAS WEAK.....HE DESTROYED THE ECONOMY, HE ATTACKED PPL OF COLOR BY ASSISTING IN THE LAUNCHING OF THE WAR ON DRUGS WHICH WAS CODE FOR LOCK UP THOSE DEGINERATES( ppl of color). REAGAN WAS AN ENEMY OF THE STATE AND NOW HE IS LORDED AS A GREAT LEADER....I KNEW THIS DEMENTED ASSHOLE AND HE WAS A CRIMINAL TIL HE LOST HIS MIND AND NANCY TOOK OVER. POS! M
Dopey and Sleepy are the kind of people that attract the aliens(ET's), they're trying to figure out how we've survived so long putting people like this in charge!
It's funny. All the Obama haters or the conservatives bashed on Obama for reading teleprompters but now that Trump has done the same thing, he's being heavily praised for sticking to the script and simply reading from well.. the teleprompter.
Really, Russia? What about recognizing Trump has done some good things at least rhetorically, then criticize him for NOT do what he said? That's his biggest weakness, but everyone is always talking about how he is a silly person with ties in Russia. So what if he likes Russia? Isn't that a good thing we were escalating close to Cold War #2. Or worse.
Bill, you look like a preacher.That's what everyone in the library that doesn't know you and were not hearing what you were saying (was wearing ear buds) assumed you are.
Don't forget Six Degrees of Separation where you find out about how when accounting for Friends of Friends just about everyone is in your network. That's how that kid claimed to be Sidney Poitier's son.
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New Pew Poll - 79% of Trump supporters were dropped on head as babies
VBSN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
VBSN 😂😎😛😃
Didn't know there were that many rich a-holes.
VBSN the other 21% were dropped twice
Kevin McClintock your funny
Love it! By far the funniest take on this week's events in the late night circle.
Simply brilliant always !!!
"Please raise your right eyebrow" - freakin' priceless!!
The writers at this show are like a hip hop songwriter riffing on a lyric.
Bill Maher is brilliant! It felt good to be able to laugh at the end of what was again a trying week, as always he was so spot on!
"I can't believe Putin paid full price for this guy"
Reset-Button.. One of the best monologues in a long time Bill!
"I can't believe Putin paid full price for this guy " -- best line ever bill. And yes, Putin got ripped off.
I am an auto mechanic and the very last joke made me laugh hard enough I cried. Thank you for the years of laughter, please don't sue me if I use this one at my job.
Great monologue!
LMAO the mechanic: "Jesus Christ, there's a lot of fucking shit in there!"
Oh my god I love this guy. Good laugh all the time.
Bill Mayer is so right. There's almost no room in the swamp cabinet for more.
Rise your right eye lid LMAO
Dont forget we still have pee tape.
Rick Perry and Ben Carson - or better known as Dopey and Sleepy! BOOM. Mic drop.
What people need to do is stop alienating Trump supporters and actually get them to critically evaluate his shortcomings. While it may feel good to label them all as idiots we need to understand why they voted and persuade them why he may not be in their best interests.
Otherwise more and more will just keep to Breitbart and shrug off genuine concerns.
Amanuel Demeke but you can't. It's hard to even begin a conversation because both live in separate realities.
Amanuel Demeke I agree with you. Ur I tried to talk to them since the election, not even the most right wing of them, and it seems that political bias is stronger than mere logic with some people ... it is extremely hard to talk to someone with so strong a bias. It's like a goddamn cult.
Talking with someone is useless when facts we base the debate themselves aren't accepted as true.
so would have you listened if someone wanted to point out to you the ares were HRC wouldn't have been good for you, becouse there is a lot? and I'm not talking about B.S GOP talking points
+Cafelogis +Holifeno yes I understand that party alliances have grown stronger than logic in most cases and it can seem that they are living in an alternate reality. However, what I like to do is ask them how Trump will personally benefit them. Some say illegal immigration, some say strong leadership, some say economy. That at least gives you a chance to discuss these topics and exchange ideas and use logic to try and persuade them to see why he may not be in their favor. Use Trump's own words of contradiction if they doubt facts. The main thing is to plant a seed of doubt in their beliefs so that they can research the stuff themselves and see the problems firsthand.
that Olympic doping joke was savage!
And with a basis.
Great opening.
"Can't believe Putin paid full price"😂😂😂
the end killed me hahaga lmao
I love how Divisive the comment section is for these videos are. Proves how much of a unified country we really are
Tyler Karnes stfu
Von Liberté exactly
Reset ? CTRL, ALT, DELETE.
Awkward moment - when a person is fired for being always on twitter while working at the Oscars, but yet the country has a commander in chief who is a twitter king...
Best monologue he's ever done!
"You humble me"? Now that will be the day.
Maher is fck'n brilliant.
Used to be---now he has become a cog in the mechanism of corruption. He is a sell out.
jaim haas He's funny, witty and sharp, how about you?
I get by ok.....and I stick to my guns.
he is so funny
The Olson twin !!! ;)
"He made a big boy speech," ha ha ha
Honestly, the stuff he said about the "speech" is something I have been waiting to hear since the speech. Everyone seem so pleased by the "speech" behavior, so little said about content.
This guy knows how to roast
I really can't wait until late the pee tape come out....cause you know they're going to come out eventually.
thanks
"Jesus Christ there's a lot of shit in there".....Hahahaha.....
trump was recently asked, " Do you know the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?"
To which he replied: " Well I never had a garbanzo bean on my face. "
The faking throwing the ball killed me hahahaah 😂😂
Think about it. The Man from Uncle was a very popular show on television when 45 was a teen. I figure that he had a crush on Illya Kuryakin ever since.
"I don't know anybody" 😆
I can't wait for the Trump pee pee tape to be released ...come on Vlad ,do us a solid !
Bill looked extra stoned tonight!
Was it just me, or was Bill's preshow blunt the fire?
Tried to build a golden tower but got drowned in a golden...oh wait...my luggage!
BILL....YOU GOT TO HAVE JAKE TRAPPER ON YOUR SHOW.
What. Are. You. Saying? Convoluted Communicator! I'm dizzy!
great comedy
I watched first 2 season
potty trained trump..lmao
51 lies? He must be saving the Ace of Spade! you can use that.
Nobody knew nuclear war might be bad.
Props to the Olsen twins.
Check out Jimmy Dore
Russian troll.
fuck I would love to see Jimmy on Bills show, as of late a lot of his guests just seem like Democrtic hacks or crazy republicins
M. Rowntree Yeah, Jimmy has come to the point where he'd rather stick his fingers in his ears, and deny reality, than just fess up and admit there actually IS something to the Russian allegations. It's already brought down 1 cabinet member, looks like it could jail another, and possibly remove several more, but Jimmy still wants to pretend it's fantasy?
Jimmy is genuinely funny, an independent thinker and a man of great integrity. Bill who has bared his arse for the Clinton Democrat Establishment is none of these things and he would never have Jimmy Dore on his show.
If Wikileaks is 100% accurate then I guess all of the white house leaks are 100% true then.
"Six degrees" accurately describes Putin's FSB tactics ..
SEPARATE yourself from the fall guy
Thanks Bill for keeping it real. Most of the media's fawning over Trump's ability to real a teleprompter was disgusting. Only a few weren't fooled.
I can't believe Putin paid full price for this guy! Hilarious!
Just didn't know which material got me but Dopey and Sleepy LOL! Sad is that the media got played again by Trump. For crying out loud stay awake coz he's running circles around you guys.
how the heck that happen,,??!!!!what did we do wrong???
Australia was the leader in political comedy 20 years ago, what happened? I pray for a Bill Maher type to tear the wings off the pollies here again, they so need it.
This is why daddy has to drink to relax.
Never dreamt of so many healthcare facilities for free
Ben Carson does spend an hour every Saturday morning with Boris Badenov and his lovely wife.
we are paying in so many ways
Russians are nice people, and not so different from US. Don't let powerful people pit you against somebody you don't even know. Take their power away instead.
Russians are cool. Puppet presidents aren't
I'm sure there are nice people in North Korea, Iran, and South Sudan. But nice people can still live under shit-disturbing regimes. It's not their faults.
Austin Zappas Right. thats why Ronald Reagan called "Russia" the EVIL EMPIRE!
Austin Zappas. The leader of Russia is a hateful elitist killer and all of his cronies. It is not a condemnation of Russian ppl just the leadership.
Mike Me. REAGAN WAS AN EVIL SLICK BASTARD....HE HAD NO LOVE FOR ANYONE EXCEPT RICH WHITE PPL THAT LOOKED LIKE HIM....HE MADE DEALS WITH IRANIANS TO MAKE CARTER LOOK LIKE HE WAS WEAK.....HE DESTROYED THE ECONOMY, HE ATTACKED PPL OF COLOR BY ASSISTING IN THE LAUNCHING OF THE WAR ON DRUGS WHICH WAS CODE FOR LOCK UP THOSE DEGINERATES( ppl of color). REAGAN WAS AN ENEMY OF THE STATE AND NOW HE IS LORDED AS A GREAT LEADER....I KNEW THIS DEMENTED ASSHOLE AND HE WAS A CRIMINAL TIL HE LOST HIS MIND AND NANCY TOOK OVER. POS!
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And then by 6am...he was in rare form accusing President Obama of tapping his phones at Trump Towers. Boy that Presidental resent lasted long...
Nice to know all the trolls are up this late. *said the guy up at **1:00** am*
Jack Diseker
timezones... its daylight in Russia
Oh, the *irony* in "potty-trained Trump"...
Raise your right eyelid. kkkkkkk
Ahh, Russia's got your goat. Just LOVE it!
Dopey and Sleepy are the kind of people that attract the aliens(ET's), they're trying to figure out how we've survived so long putting people like this in charge!
Bill Mahr can absolutely play a Russian baddie.
I heard Trump drop The F Bomb. Nobody should be in trouble for using that word anymore.
I'm not buying this Russia story.
The only reason why I'm still in America is because I'm a proud Californian.
Now, I'm a conservative alright but this is dry for Bill Maher.
It's funny. All the Obama haters or the conservatives bashed on Obama for reading teleprompters but now that Trump has done the same thing, he's being heavily praised for sticking to the script and simply reading from well.. the teleprompter.
and like this hasn't been been happening since ww2
Company leader calling raven..... talk to me johnny
Unplug Trump and reset. 😂
the hyperbolic political system in this country blows... seems everyone has lost touch with reality
Just like ur doin. T-Pee'in, every 1 uses them. I rest my Case !
Our teleprompter president.
what does it mean?
six degrees of Kevin Putin
Akash Mekal Look up Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon
There's also the Russian Fertilizer King.
Even my 10-year-old daughter thinks this show is lame.
I didn't get the Olsen twins thing, someone explain....
no
What did you expect? Trump Tower is actually nicknamed “Little Moscow” among New Yorkers!
Please run for US president 2020.
please get ben shapiro on the show
LOL @1000 year old Kracker 😅😅😅😅😅😅
It's like he's a little drunk and did a couple of lines before the monologue
Creepy serial killer from "The Burbs", Jeff Sessions.
Send your postcards to Trump for the ides of March (3/15) and tell him if you approve, or not.
Really, Russia? What about recognizing Trump has done some good things at least rhetorically, then criticize him for NOT do what he said? That's his biggest weakness, but everyone is always talking about how he is a silly person with ties in Russia.
So what if he likes Russia? Isn't that a good thing we were escalating close to Cold War #2. Or worse.
Donald trump was the lesser of two evils they said . Well......................................................
He's a self-absorbed man though.
Wait, somebody said that?
Really?
That was the only argument for Hillary ...
Did he toke before this?
Bill, you look like a preacher.That's what everyone in the library that doesn't know you and were not hearing what you were saying (was wearing ear buds) assumed you are.
I don't get it can someone help me please "Six degrees of Kevin Putin"
凯High Dog文 This is a reference to "six degrees of Kevin Bacon" (I'll let you Google that)
What an interesting concept, thanks for the answer!
Don't forget Six Degrees of Separation where you find out about how when accounting for Friends of Friends just about everyone is in your network. That's how that kid claimed to be Sidney Poitier's son.
bill looks super high
Attorney General Jeff Bodyodor Shitstains the Third
I didn't laugh once.