Most of them are physically incapable of being aroused but it's not always consistent within the literature Your best bet at finding a Space Marine that is DTF would be with the Emperor's Children, and you do NOT want that
@@Kotazumaathere's no proper explanation whether they can or cannot "do the deed". Often if an organ doesn't interfere with their surgical and genetic upgrades it's left alone, so there's no reason they physically can't, but the mental indoctrination and hormone therapy they receive probably kills all sexual desire in them as it doesn't aid in battle. Remember they don't think like regular humans
Dont worry, the 2nd Company UM has plenty of handsome fellas. Aeonid Thiel Remus Ventanus Marius Gage Sgt Sidonus Acheran Plus Space Wolves, their beards are manly handsome
@@Jaded_Jinx Everyone down bad for Sanguinius. He is basically Howl from the Moving Castle anime but primarch. In terms of attractiveness, personality wise Howl mostly (pre-Chaos) Fulgrim
"He's unrealistic expectations, though." Well, yeah if your type is a 9 foot tall post human with two hearts and three lungs, you might be waiting a while...
If a girl plays 40k, 99% of the time they play tyranids (bright colors), .5% orcs (because they do whatever), .2% chaos, .2% eldar, and roughly .1% loyalist (typically SOB). Most women I've seen play tend to lean into the painting more than the on table stuff strategy wise or list building. Then again, actually finding a woman who genuinely plays 40k and not just does hobbying with the miniatures is like finding a unicorn in a stable of pigs. It's possible, but you begin to question if the horn is surgically added.
@@shawnm1902 If the numbers, and reasons, are true for Nids then I wouldn't be surprised if women start playing Harlequins more soon. Now they have army rules. Since bright colors are common for the clown boys.
@@malcolm_in_the_middle Women play Tyranids because they can relate to a galaxy-devouring hive mind that shapeshifts in order to better battle its prey.
Gadriel can be Meemaws stay at home husband and carry her around the house so she never has to let go of him. With how tiny she is a normal person could do that easily let alone a super soldier.
@@jamalisujang2712 May I remind you of furries and scalies. And the closet still exists at all times for anyone, for everyone has secrets. Hence, someone or people finds Tyberos smoking hot.
One thing they got right is the body proportions of an astartes, they're described as being slightly uncanny due to their gigantism, all their features are exaggerated as if in celebration of the human form
Super cool to see a Shiina clip from you brother, you absolutely killed it! This didn't feel like a five minute clip at all, everything was paced really well and the time honestly flew by! Great work!
Shiina has yet to experience a Primarch's charisma, Sanguinius, LiON, GuilliMAN or even KHAN. What if 155 cm Shiina and a Primarch... may the God-Emperor of Mankind have mercy upon this vtuber.
@@math_7911 As far I as know, none of the emperor's children were described as ugly. So he's either decent-looking or truly magnificent like the rest of his brothers.
I always say, if GW wants more women to pick up the hobby they don't need to make Female Space Marines but market the Space Marines better because what is there is already good. Make an anime series about Garviel Loken or something and the fangirls will show up for sure. Same with Custodes, Female Custodes won't bring in a female audience but Pillar Men Custodes rom the old lore would.
When i saw Lord Calgar, my heart stoped. I thought my heart did not have permission beat in the presence of this man let alone breathe unless he allowed it to.
Garviel and Tarik were the best half of the Mournival. Both were bro material. Abaddon and Little Horus were cool characters but they were trouble even before the Heresy.
Glad to see some women are into masculine looking men. All my freinds were pretty boys who got a lot of girls and I apparently looked too masculine and hairy so I got less tail than the others.
The funny thing is that most men and boys want to be heroes for their friends and family in the same way Space Marines are unwavering defenders of the Imperium. It really is male nature to defend and bleed for those they love and I just don't think women or modern society understands this. Now granted this is just my opinion having mostly had male friends my whole life and also being a lesbian but from what I have observed of guys that seems to be the case of which I applaud.
Yes, if a 8-9 foot tall transhuman landed next to me after jumping from 50 feet in the air with power armor and twin mini guns, my heart would skip a beat. All this just makes the Imperial Guard cooler. They don’t have two hearts, lightning reflexes, all the best equipment, etc. Just a guy or gal with a lasgun going up against mechanical horrors, teleporting elves, ravenous beasts, hulking axe wielding green creatures, sadomasochistic elves, or literal demons from hell that cast magic. Most of us couldn’t handle the wars we fight now, let alone packs of hormagaunts trying to rip you apart limb from limb.
"Unrealistic expectations" lol Imagine if someone actually there like "sorry, I'll only date 10 feet tall GMO supersoldiers" Jokes aside, it's just eye candy
Well there are some really messed up faces and bodies among the Astartes, loyalist and traitors. But the true beauty usually comes from the character shown during their journey in the stories. Also why Loyalists from Traitor Legions are really well liked by the community, since they usually are some great dudes, like Rylanor. Same for tragic villains, like Argel Tal. On the ugly side, you rather have scumbags like Lucius or Erebus.
probably not the best example to point this out but i feel like hololive's fauna and shiina are geared towards the same evolutionary niche as far as vtuber/v-idol builds go
I thought the Dark Krakens were taller I might be wrong tho My other option was just Tyberos but it might be a bit overkill to put the house sized shark in front of the Phase girls
Ragnar gets a crush on an inquisitor psyker in the space wolves book. There are actually a few instances of space marines falling in love. They may be post human soldiers, but they’re still human
Someone gonna tell her that Astartes are all castrated?
Wait, what?!
They're sterile because of genetic modifications, but they might have functioning pps. I think?
@@Kotazumaathey do, in old lore the Ultramarines had pleasure slaves.
Most of them are physically incapable of being aroused but it's not always consistent within the literature
Your best bet at finding a Space Marine that is DTF would be with the Emperor's Children, and you do NOT want that
@@Kotazumaathere's no proper explanation whether they can or cannot "do the deed".
Often if an organ doesn't interfere with their surgical and genetic upgrades it's left alone, so there's no reason they physically can't, but the mental indoctrination and hormone therapy they receive probably kills all sexual desire in them as it doesn't aid in battle.
Remember they don't think like regular humans
Her thrist is so high that she can see through ceramite Space Marine armor.
... Everyone... Hide Sanguinius from her...
She specifically mentioned Gadriel being Asian. Even with his impossible speed, I fear for the Khan.
Sanguinis should be more worried about Aurelia, an actual Warhammer VTuber who is so down bad for him
Dont worry, the 2nd Company UM has plenty of handsome fellas.
Aeonid Thiel
Remus Ventanus
Marius Gage
Sgt Sidonus
Acheran
Plus Space Wolves, their beards are manly handsome
Sanguinius is out of her reach, since he's dead.💀
@@Jaded_Jinx Everyone down bad for Sanguinius. He is basically Howl from the Moving Castle anime but primarch. In terms of attractiveness, personality wise Howl mostly (pre-Chaos) Fulgrim
"He's a fantasy man"
Gigachads: "I must become like Chadriel. He is the standard for masculinity."
Achieve greatness, become giant muscle hero.
The title should be "Shiina proves that she actually has taste."
Straight connect is real
Always has been
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 I mean, its' like 3 (+Airi?) of the EL streamers, but yeah
You ain't convincing me that Erina, Lia, Uruka, Airi, and even Pippa aren't at least bi.
@@str8apem88 Every women is a little bi it all depends on how drunk they are at the moment
@@williansnobreI've found it more of a question of bipolar versus bisexual
If you ever need to convince someone to lift, just show them this
thats not why I lift but it certainly helps
Lifting for those jawline gainz
@@Telados Gotta start mewling
@@Telados the fact the chad filter does nothing to them sends me
"He's unrealistic expectations, though."
Well, yeah if your type is a 9 foot tall post human with two hearts and three lungs, you might be waiting a while...
Might have to wait 28,000 years
If people ask me why I work out, that's one of the reasons. Because there are cute asf girl failures that are into muscular man.
And they said Women couldn't enjoy 40k 😅
If a girl plays 40k, 99% of the time they play tyranids (bright colors), .5% orcs (because they do whatever), .2% chaos, .2% eldar, and roughly .1% loyalist (typically SOB).
Most women I've seen play tend to lean into the painting more than the on table stuff strategy wise or list building.
Then again, actually finding a woman who genuinely plays 40k and not just does hobbying with the miniatures is like finding a unicorn in a stable of pigs. It's possible, but you begin to question if the horn is surgically added.
@@shawnm1902true , most women if play choose tyranids
@@shawnm1902 If the numbers, and reasons, are true for Nids then I wouldn't be surprised if women start playing Harlequins more soon. Now they have army rules.
Since bright colors are common for the clown boys.
@@KaguroDraven It's true that most women play Tyrranids, but I don't think it's because of the colours. It's more because of beast fetish.
@@malcolm_in_the_middle Women play Tyranids because they can relate to a galaxy-devouring hive mind that shapeshifts in order to better battle its prey.
straight connect gained its second member today
Wait there's was one more before this?
@@dean_l33 tenma (probably)
And Loomi, she said she doesn't like the female parts
@@thecheeseblock9880 yes
@@ecthelionalfa lumi is a lemon that says and takes back stuff 300 trillion times per stream, she doesnt count
Guys. Time to start lifting and following a strict moral, warrior's code.
This was always the way. Women are most interested in men who are manly for reasons besides getting chicks.
But I don't know how to read let alone the Codex
She's too Knowledgeable about that cafe...
She went to the Macho Cafe, Didn't She?
With Tenma? Absolutely
Apparently she likes 'em big, chiseled, and wielding the mightiest weapons of man. XD
Gadriel can be Meemaws stay at home husband and carry her around the house so she never has to let go of him. With how tiny she is a normal person could do that easily let alone a super soldier.
1:05
Papa Smurf. 🚫
Daddy Smurf. ✔️
Hahaha here have one internet for your reward sir maam or other o7
"None of them are ugly!"
Might I introduce you to the chapter master of the Chacaradons, Tyberos the Red Wake.
He has a gentle voice at least
He's scary, not ugly. Half of his face might still be handsome albeit with black eyes but some girls love that kind of shit.
@@sunshineskystarbro, charcaradons grow scales as they age, and their eyeballs are all black. 😂😂😂
@@jamalisujang2712
May I remind you of furries and scalies.
And the closet still exists at all times for anyone, for everyone has secrets.
Hence, someone or people finds Tyberos smoking hot.
@@Eckskalibur stop thinking with terminal internet brainrot part of your brain, bro.
Looks at oiled up Custodes*
"Well whos gona tell her?"
One thing they got right is the body proportions of an astartes, they're described as being slightly uncanny due to their gigantism, all their features are exaggerated as if in celebration of the human form
Super cool to see a Shiina clip from you brother, you absolutely killed it!
This didn't feel like a five minute clip at all, everything was paced really well and the time honestly flew by! Great work!
She is one of us, brothers. Video game crushes ftw.
must admit my heart skipped a very big beat when Calgar dropped in.... he's just too damn sexy!
BIG DADDY CALGAR- Sorry. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
Shiina has yet to experience a Primarch's charisma, Sanguinius, LiON, GuilliMAN or even KHAN.
What if 155 cm Shiina and a Primarch... may the God-Emperor of Mankind have mercy upon this vtuber.
Jagathai Khan was handsome?
@@math_7911 As far I as know, none of the emperor's children were described as ugly. So he's either decent-looking or truly magnificent like the rest of his brothers.
@@akatsukiwolf2735Jaghathai Khan is the Primach of the White Scars not Emperor's Children
he surely has the bestest korean face ever with testosterone
@@heistingcrusader_ad3223 Isn't the Emperor of Mankind, technically, the father of the Primarchs?
WHO'S THIS VTUBER??! SHE EARNED A SUBSCIBER BECAUSE OF HER SPICY TAKE !!
I'm pretty sure the food pyramid isn't just meat in every segment. But it _should_ be.
Commissar Shiina introducing the Chapter that allied with her house: My pile of MAAAN
I feel that she'd like the Space Wolves
An entire pyramid of 9ft tall men who are super buff?
This is the level of greed they spoke of in the bible.
I wonder what will happen when she sees a Blood Angel unmasked. They are the pretty boys of the Astartes.
God bless this little goblin. Hopefully she gets her space marine one day
women love a man in armor covered in dirt, sweat, and blood
I am manly man and I served my rime in the army... but that final stand scene!! It was a dream made manifest! My heart has fluttered
God damn, if she likes gadriel we gotta keep her away from sanguinius and lore accurate blood angels.
I wonder how she'd feel about Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!! Man's a brick shithouse of imposter syndrome.
My heart didn't skip a beat when Calgar appeared, it started beating faster in anticipation of battle.
Absolutely adorable tony little hands
Just wait when she sees brother Sa'kan.
I can't beat asian chad.
I just can't
An calgar was like seeing my dad comeback from the war
Shiina is the elf from Orc Massage?
I always say, if GW wants more women to pick up the hobby they don't need to make Female Space Marines but market the Space Marines better because what is there is already good. Make an anime series about Garviel Loken or something and the fangirls will show up for sure.
Same with Custodes, Female Custodes won't bring in a female audience but Pillar Men Custodes rom the old lore would.
If only GW actually tried being smart for a change
Orcs and now Space Marine. I see she has a type.
She shares it with tenma.
Shame she wasn't interested in it due to how they seemed "slow".
Beeeeeeg guys
I'm reminded of her daddy issues...
Oh, so when she was talking about girls that like Sylveon and hello kitty girls having daddy issues, it was actually a confession. Got it. lol.
In constrast, there's also a Buff Babes caffe in Japan as well
NOICE
When i saw Lord Calgar, my heart stoped. I thought my heart did not have permission beat in the presence of this man let alone breathe unless he allowed it to.
Almost sounds like a Tenma clip
Perhaps the most based Warhammer take I’ve ever heard
Just wait till space wolves arrive.
Reminds me of that asian doctor from that meme, honestly.
DONT show this game to Tenma. She will implode.
No one show her any son of Sanguinius….
Ngl, i have a man crush on Garviel Loken.
I'm straight, but if i could be bros with him i would
Bros to the end...and the death. A bro forever beside you
Garviel and Tarik were the best half of the Mournival. Both were bro material.
Abaddon and Little Horus were cool characters but they were trouble even before the Heresy.
there is still hope…
Wow she thinks the more than 8 foot tall super humans are attractive.
Never would have seen that coming.
I mean, he technically _is_ real? At least the face model is.
Titus and his brothers being very mindful, very demure.
Wait until she know about sanguinius and fulgrim.
I think space marine should have beach epi--... Ehem, level.
Glad to see some women are into masculine looking men. All my freinds were pretty boys who got a lot of girls and I apparently looked too masculine and hairy so I got less tail than the others.
Alright, which one of you chucklenarps looks most like him? Shiina's been single for too long and it's your job to fix that.
…young woman discovers she’s extremely attracted to hyper masculine men. Huh, whoed of thought?
Inquisitor: That is some heretical thinking right there Shiina, you dreading on thin ice
gigachad mewingmaxxer
Show her Gadriel mocap actor, pretty close ngl
Good Lord someone get her a towel…
The funny thing is that most men and boys want to be heroes for their friends and family in the same way Space Marines are unwavering defenders of the Imperium. It really is male nature to defend and bleed for those they love and I just don't think women or modern society understands this. Now granted this is just my opinion having mostly had male friends my whole life and also being a lesbian but from what I have observed of guys that seems to be the case of which I applaud.
Chicks dig giant robots.😊
Nice
4:12 wall of meat: AKA The Village People.
Gadriel? You mean brother Chadriel?
Yes, if a 8-9 foot tall transhuman landed next to me after jumping from 50 feet in the air with power armor and twin mini guns, my heart would skip a beat.
All this just makes the Imperial Guard cooler. They don’t have two hearts, lightning reflexes, all the best equipment, etc. Just a guy or gal with a lasgun going up against mechanical horrors, teleporting elves, ravenous beasts, hulking axe wielding green creatures, sadomasochistic elves, or literal demons from hell that cast magic. Most of us couldn’t handle the wars we fight now, let alone packs of hormagaunts trying to rip you apart limb from limb.
Women just want a chad astartes but will ignore the humble guardsman. We live in an imperium sector 😢
It’s joever for cadiacels
@@fosterbennington6405 Time to join Chaos and become a boywife I guess.
@@StarboyXL9 Yeah mine 😎👉
@@fosterbennington6405 Found Fulgrim
Billions must serve the God-Emperor
'None of them are ugly', well you haven't met a Carcharodon yet
...But I am looking forward to it.
King sh!t right there.
Yes Inquisitors, this one right here. I suspect Slaanesh corruption.
We are just bags of meat to these girls, smh
PancreasNoWork did say Gadriel looked like he belonged more in a shampoo commercial than in a battlefield.
I wonder what she would say if she sees Sanguinus 😂
Someone show her an iron hand
STRAIGHT CONNEEEECT
THE STRAIGHT CONNECT IS REAAAL
He's from the Handsome Marine Chapter.
If you live until 40k you will meet him.
No one show Shiina guntubers. Something tells me the results would be hilarious.
On the contrary. Please do, the clips would be very amusing 😂
"Unrealistic expectations" lol
Imagine if someone actually there like "sorry, I'll only date 10 feet tall GMO supersoldiers"
Jokes aside, it's just eye candy
Okay time to go back to the gym.
Good to see the Asian Space Roman has his fans.
Gadriel looks like a young Mike Glover. Same profession as well.
If you saw Lord Commander Dante with no mask then that would be bad
Ah yes, a chiseled mountain of man muscle is attractive, the spiciest of takes
I need to get a barbell for bench press and grow out my beard already so I can finish dad maxxing
Well there are some really messed up faces and bodies among the Astartes, loyalist and traitors.
But the true beauty usually comes from the character shown during their journey in the stories. Also why Loyalists from Traitor Legions are really well liked by the community, since they usually are some great dudes, like Rylanor. Same for tragic villains, like Argel Tal.
On the ugly side, you rather have scumbags like Lucius or Erebus.
Emperors Children: Uber-ripped and pretty boys.
Just look at my boy Lucius, so handsome.
Nykona Sharrowkyn from the dark corner:
"Not for long he isn't ..."
Women: "It's the facial structure."
Also women: "Looksmaxxing is stupid."
"Astartes are not ugly" until you see Tyberos the Red Wake, but we give a pass for my example couse we all love some chonky shark men
Everyone loves manservice.
probably not the best example to point this out but i feel like hololive's fauna and shiina are geared towards the same evolutionary niche as far as vtuber/v-idol builds go
Space Marines makes women straight and men gay. I can confirm.
Slaanesh its having a fielf day with her.
This was definitely highly moralizing.
Did 40k un-gay her?
it awaken something in her.
The testosterone levels of warhammer de-homofied her
Y'Know who the sexiest Smurf is?
Leandros, _the worst chaplain ever_.
What loyalist space marine isnt a 10 out of 10
What loyalist traitor legion isn’t an 11/10?
Leandros
Pretty much ... EVERY Iron Hand?!
God
Please
Make the next games about an even bigger n taller space marine legion
I beg you
This was both funny and adorable
So ... the Salamanders? It doesn't really get much bigger than that.
I thought the Dark Krakens were taller
I might be wrong tho
My other option was just Tyberos but it might be a bit overkill to put the house sized shark in front of the Phase girls
It's a shame Space Marines don't feel that kind of way for anyone.
Well, the Emperor's Children do, but uhhhhhh.......
*Let's just say they're not very ideal. 💀*
Ragnar gets a crush on an inquisitor psyker in the space wolves book.
There are actually a few instances of space marines falling in love. They may be post human soldiers, but they’re still human
Space wolves maybe do.
Didn't Guilleman had a gf?
@@2econdUmbrella I was JUST about to say that 😂
I have no idea who this is, but she has some very cute hands!!