I remember to this day the first time I played HoI4 with Germany, I played with historical focus off and then Austria refused the Anschluss, so naturally I attacked Austria and won... *I lost 360k manpower on two weeks of war*
@@ut2819 entendiste mal, se refiere al tipo que iso al gameplay no al tipo que anda sudando a chorros y no que eliga Alemania no significa que el tipo era ario lo recontra entendiste mal
Awesome, the only bit I don't think it captured was constantly checking the date to see if you are ahead of the historical timeline for Germany 's advance.. or maybe I missed that bit while laughing
The soviet player watching and eating chips while probably watching something else on another screen being opposed to the wehraboo sweating Germany player is very accurate to the game and history.
The scariest thing about the eastern front is the headaching micro-management of forces especially in the case of Crimea where I have to divert a small forces that could've been useful to the main advance.
The idea that the german player is minmaxing at max game timelapse speed while the russian player is relaxing in real time just waiting for the game to play itself is so funny to me
Every time I've played Germany recently Belgium is less of a speed bump and more of a wall made of iron , Idk why though I mean I didn't change the starting template but that shouldn't be too much of an issue since it's never happened before, I have a coring states mod on but the AI shouldn't be able to use it Idk
First. Britain was defeated. Therefore there can't be a good Normandy landing to infiltrate Germany. Second, it was like that in world war 2 because Germany was playing 2 fronts, this is one time front not doing the mistake of two front war.
And after destroying soviets you just quit the game and realise that you lost hours of your life for looking at map, clicking some icons, making your color bigger than enemy color.
im trying to remember a the name of game similar to this, but was a multiplayer browser game form like 90s-2000s with like 20-50 people on one map. i just remember playing the game for a day, holding the whole map, and when someone would join, it would spawn them on a random territory and i'd stomp em immediately and i did that for hours. It was real time and end game units were OP, but i literally played once and can't remember a damn thing other than being up til the sun came out and then, going to bed and never touching it again.
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Forgetting about Crimea is honestly peak Germany experience
Let me help you with that 0 comments
@@habulubabuls9103 hero that we all deserve
@@Chuzhoy_Hishnik yep
@@НатальяТолстобоковаyep. KEEP THE LINES OF YEP GOING
@@TGYTCrafts nah man. Ya can't force it. It's gotta happen naturally
Can manage the entire eastern front but can’t manage a single conversation with a woman
*The HOI4 experience*
My life in a nutshell
Yes ☝️☝️
yup...
damn son 💀
German Player: YEAH, I finally kill all of Allies
Meanwhile: *10 million casualties*
@@germanempire34 lol
@@germanempire34 💀 your user makes it worse
Casualties are just a number
@@judeknowles2319 One death is a tragedy a million deaths are a statistic. - Premier Stalin
One death is a tragedy, millions is just a statistic.
completely forgetting about denmark and norway and only remembering about them after france capitulates is so scaringly relatable
I don't even bother with Norway, can't be arsed so I manually justify on Denmark instead of the focus
Why would i matter with them in the game?
Wait you are meant to beat them before?
@@error-lw7ex well if you want defeat denmark then UK can probably nadal invade you on baltic
@@Xeno7001 historically yeah, denmark capitulated in april 1940, while france capitulated two months later
micro management on the eastern front 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
So satisfying
that's micromanagement?!
i literally picked every single unit of my spearhead attacks in HOI3
@@Finn_553 I doubt it
Yes, what about it?
To think I did that when I first started out… wtf was I thinking and where was I taking that damn patience from
as a person who cant defeat luxembourg as germany, I can confirm this is true
Luxembourg is close to France's Maginot Line. Try going for The Netherlands instead. It gives more resources, a puppet and is easier to take on.
That's not saying much. Luxembourg is easily the strongest nation in the game, only rivaled by Tannu Tuva.
@@MyUsersDark Bhutan underrated asf
As a person who has conquered the world as Luxembourg, I can confirm this is true.
ww1 flashback
Aahhh. So an actual Good German player.
Well no but yes
No such thing
Not really, every single game as Germany goes like this
in HOI3 i kick serious azz as german reich.
@@No.Unot when I play Germany 💀
*Soviet capital moves to Vladivostok*
"After taking moscow"
Soviet Union is 0% towards capitulation
It controls 2% of Victory Points and will capitulate when it has -108405% or less
The embodiment of pain!!!
Alternate title: If Steiner launched his counterattack
DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL!
@@Me-fr7yj DER ANGRIFF STEINER WAS FEHL!
@@Me-fr7yj DER ANGRIFF STEINER WAR EIN BEFEHL!
@@Me-fr7yj Der Angriff Steiners WAR EIN BEFEEEHL!!!
The world if the 9th army had broken out:
I remember to this day the first time I played HoI4 with Germany, I played with historical focus off and then Austria refused the Anschluss, so naturally I attacked Austria and won... *I lost 360k manpower on two weeks of war*
Sounds like Russia to me...
@@Ronald98lol
@@Ronald98 but its ukraine, dude. You dont know shit
Bro I couldn't kill Poland as germany historical on in 1939, got naval invaded by UK and died to Poland's army
I struggled to invade denmark
Shows the sweating clip but is only battleplanning lmao
Ok
It ain't that deep Bru.
@@hoi4timelapser443 ok
@@acatwithwiskers9273 that’s what she said… 😢
@@DAA-in3jl bru
The german playing germany literally owning the whole world in a few minutes because he is playing in argentina
As an Argentinian I can confirm, we win every game as Germany
@lisan5827 Argentinians are basically discount nazis so yeah lmao (minus the white skin and etc)
Their Argentinian grandpa showed them how to play as Germany
XD
I'm always scared of aggressive German players lmao, predictable but also not at the same time
That guy in the facecam isnt German lmao
@@Klonter77 and? what made you think i think he was german?
@@Klonter77 when he said "german player" he meant player whom pick germany you half-baked sour dough
@@ut2819 entendiste mal, se refiere al tipo que iso al gameplay no al tipo que anda sudando a chorros y no que eliga Alemania no significa que el tipo era ario lo recontra entendiste mal
@@NU-7384 sorry mate but i can only speak english
Awesome, the only bit I don't think it captured was constantly checking the date to see if you are ahead of the historical timeline for Germany 's advance.. or maybe I missed that bit while laughing
You always gotta check if your ahead by a year or two
He beat the USSR in like 1940 too haha
For what? Ego?
@@Icetea-2000 For what else? Lmao
@@borisrusinov3980 Lol what do you care for that unless it’s your first time playing
The soviet player watching and eating chips while probably watching something else on another screen being opposed to the wehraboo sweating Germany player is very accurate to the game and history.
No.
You didn't listen much in history class, right?
Either it's a bad joke or you're fundamentally wrong in your conclusion
Stalin was shitting himself
Bro learned history from Canadian tire
0:26 the way Denmark and Norway looked at each other and understood, what will happen to them
The only game that makes you breathe lebensraum.
What is game name
@@fahmeedabegum6823 Roblox 🦐
@@fahmeedabegum6823 Hearts Of Iron 4
@@NapoleonicMan1805You’ve allowed him to join the community. Welcome comrade. *You can never go back once you’ve played HoI4.*
1:02 got my rolling on thhe floor
Only thing you need to do to know hoe to play Germany in hoi4 is to develop a working brain
One braincell is enough to take out the allies, maybe 2 for the USSR
@@toast2300 opposite
naval invading takes a lot more braincells then press button battle plan
@@littlecoma320 just plant 200 submarines in the channels
@@toast2300 thats impossible
Imagine actually using a battleplan for Russia in mp and nearly only use battle plan and forget completely about sewastopol 💀
What game is this available on phone ...?
@@Simplifiedglobe Only pc
@@Simplifiedglobebro this game will nuke your phone. It's bearly playable on pc when you get to 1940+
this guy has potential.
As a casual hoi3 enjoyer, i can say from experience that the moment you liquidate the caucusses is always so satisfyingly relieving.
Microing that one unit into the last tile in the Caucasus is def me
At the moment the the German took Moscow,i realized that the Soviet Union gonna die even if they turned Winter Mode
Final Boss: I T A L Y
More like US (if US joined the war)
@@turkist_kruz You must have no idea how detrimental Italy can be to Germany, or how easy the US is, or both
Just had a run there where I went monarchist and by 1943 has annexed the entire Comintern and most of the allies
I once did a tryhard world conquest as Germany. Long story short - the whole world was mine by the end of 1942 XD. Germany vs. bots is WAY too OP
@@ik2254 Yeah, Germany is absolutely mental no matter what path you take
Did the US join? You really gotta cap the UK early and puppet Canada to attack them otherwise its a pain in the ass
The try harder who doesn’t even rip the sliiightest bit, and just clicks “annex all”
Based strategy
@@hoi4timelapser443 True,perfect strategy
2:45 did Italy manage to do something?
Germany carried since UK got capped
We got all Africa 😂
Italy in historical mode: "Germany pls help"
Italy in non Historical mode: "This is where the fun begins"
Italy government created a new law that putting pineapple on pizza is illegal and punishment by death, boosting Italy soldiers morale to god levels.
A beautiful tail of triumph in the face of impossible odds.
Historically scandinavia should be before France ;-;
🤓
Historically germany would lost Ww2.
@@ktoschinski9040 *Historically germany would lose ww2. 🤓
Irl British fleet don't give a shit about that
Stfu what’s the point in playing historic if it slows you down
resistance gonna go crazy ☠
Just a number
@@sunmariney.2877 like age
@@user-vg5zx4lx8m wth 💀
@@user-vg5zx4lx8m and 911 👮♂️👮♂️👮♂️
@@user-vg5zx4lx8m 🤨
When you did not increase your supply to motorised i feel suffering inside
Me who prepares 600 divisions before attacking USSR then forgetting supply hubs
Don’t forget about the logistics 😂
And there's winter every year
And they are also full of perfectionism.. 😂
That poor keyboard, bashed more times than the fuhur’s desk
oh that is me as mexico in any war game like call of war but so funny
make a video called POV: Your an actual beast at poland
I’ve never been able to capture Copenhagen without manually pushing
1:04 that part got me
1:56 i like soviet union player, he is so chill
But his face acting serious though
This introduction was literally any player of geopolitical games when they go to play Germany in ww2
The most common thing about the soviets is how long it takes to capitulate them and how much you lose in both the invasion and the garrison cost
Being too tired to Micro the eastern front is more relatable than it has any business being-
Most heavily defended Britain I’ve ever seen at 1:10
That one guy: "If Germany just had a little bit more oil they would have won the war i swear"
The scariest thing about the eastern front is the headaching micro-management of forces especially in the case of Crimea where I have to divert a small forces that could've been useful to the main advance.
the feeling when the peace conference window pops up and you can claim every bit of land from the british. *oh truly wunderbar*
I just bought this game and don't know what half of this means,. but it was still enjoyable :)
Very good contnet tahts why intrnet is for
0:24 "ah sheet, here we go again"
Switzerland must have been so scared
1:01 UK be like:💀
The idea that the german player is minmaxing at max game timelapse speed while the russian player is relaxing in real time just waiting for the game to play itself is so funny to me
Bro sweated his life when attacking Poland 💀💀
Why does this look fun Hoi4 Timelapser Please Reply and tell me is it fun or not
I don't even play HOI4 but this is funny as shit
Bro doesn't even need to wait for WW2 💀
I conquered the world by 1943 as germany on elite
Lie
@@Joy_editz22 It's not
@@lukalolleonardo4797 lie
@@Joy_editz22 theres a troll strategy to beat the Allies befor you cap poland
and then there's me wich goes monarchist and does the same but without *Certain* atrocities
Imagine France goes the napoleon route and takes Belgium and the Netherlands And expands the line before Germany could get to them
I call da "NO WAY" word "NORWAY"
Bro has more divisions in 1939 than I have in 1943 💀
Germany is speedrunning the game.
Me who prefers Wilhelm II joining allies.
Bro hunted them with only tanks and didn't even hesitate 💀💀💀
AAAAAH FUCUUCK YEESSSS AAAAAAAH AAAAAA
** calmly waits for Soviet Union anthem to begin **
Bro soviet was so chill but got killed by german lol
As a German this is very satisfying and I’m looking forward to it in the near future 🖤❤️💛
Please keep it in HOI4 😳😳
@@hoi4timelapser443 just join forces with us 🤣
Yeah with the current left wing government nothing will happen so you’re good
@@VodzePSN i mostly fear our left government, cause the fascists got a new dress and i think its the "left" dress, so be careful...
@@johnnyb2909 your German too?
ne man lass den scheiß
He's recreating my favorite empire but it's greater than actual
Every time I've played Germany recently Belgium is less of a speed bump and more of a wall made of iron , Idk why though I mean I didn't change the starting template but that shouldn't be too much of an issue since it's never happened before, I have a coring states mod on but the AI shouldn't be able to use it Idk
Just spam mils and 20 width infantry before 1939. Quantity wins on the western front
Lmao Italy’s just waiting in the back, like, “hey Germany, can I do something? No? Not yet? Ok…”
This fr be me ngl 💀
germany player: finally i made it to moscow
soviet player: now meet me at Vladivostok
AI Frontiline only...finally a good player
Imagine peacefully startinf as italy because you know thats the only way to get saved from the agressive kid😂😂
Hitlers dreams be like:
Man so sad how it ended
Lol fr
you just needed collaboration governments my guy!
where is the part where soviet union beats you
First. Britain was defeated.
Therefore there can't be a good Normandy landing to infiltrate Germany.
Second, it was like that in world war 2 because Germany was playing 2 fronts, this is one time front not doing the mistake of two front war.
@@yeboxxx_channel_2505 u r smart
@@yeboxxx_channel_2505 Even before Normandy, tje germana were heavily puahed back by the Soviet Union.
We found a Toxic Russian
the fortnite down sound effect got funnier every time you played it
And after destroying soviets you just quit the game and realise that you lost hours of your life for looking at map, clicking some icons, making your color bigger than enemy color.
Primal instinct: satisfied
I call that a win.
I’ve never played hoi4 but seems like fun I just need to learn how to blitzkrieg in the game
as a person that managed to dont lose any territory as romania with no cheats i confirm that this is the truth of heaven
thats avarage hoi4 player💀
Germany and Albania in the axis😂❤
1:05 Had me dying rolling on the floor💀
why did you annex czechslovakia, why did you waste time invading denmark and norway, why did you waste time on yugo and greece
w video L german player
The gameplay was not real and it's purpose was just for the video
im trying to remember a the name of game similar to this, but was a multiplayer browser game form like 90s-2000s with like 20-50 people on one map. i just remember playing the game for a day, holding the whole map, and when someone would join, it would spawn them on a random territory and i'd stomp em immediately and i did that for hours. It was real time and end game units were OP, but i literally played once and can't remember a damn thing other than being up til the sun came out and then, going to bed and never touching it again.
As a democratic german path fan, this is true
Waiting until your past Moscow Stalingrad and Leningrad to open the supply map for the first time is so true
Forgetting about Ctimea and that Lower Left side of Britain and then realizing when you start losing is peak germany.
The avusturian painter is proud JA JA JA JA
Germany in hoi4: 💀
Germany In Age Of History 2: 😶
He's not conquering the world he's speedrunning it
the loud moaning literally everyone when they open there Supply xd
everyone: invades the world normaly
me: *proceeds to deleteallunits in every invasion*
That one germany player is acutally more competent then hitler himself
Tried the German experience of invading the Soviet union.
It was a sloppy mess of an invasion.
The UK havin, like, 1 dude in London for Sealion hurts
Me: invading Soviet Union
Low supply: not so fast buddy
Finland was still the happiest country 😂