I FELT THAT TO MY CORE! Because I am melanin-gifted too, and I also detest the cold. God KNEW AND UNDERSTOOD I was not meant to be cold, so God had me be born in the bay area of California. That was my birth right. I was not meant to be cold!
a Friend called me "polarbear" when i told her that the temperature fell to 50°F a few weeks earlier^^ She lives in California xD Right now its night with 39°F here
@@popeopera she hasn't got diabetes, also you shouldn't really joke about a condition that serious. But she really is beautiful, She has such good skin too :(
4Marissa Burdock Definitely beautiful…and I’m sure “it puts the lotion on it’s skin” regularly, but I’m sitting with her blood-work right here lady, and she totally has type7 diabetes… :P Also, seriousness is the antithesis of comedy which makes your joke policing here of all places as ironic as it is pointless. XOXO
Being from NYC I can confirm thats actually not true. No one race or nationality has there own neighborhood in NYC. Maybe during the 70s and 80s but not anymore.
@@hoodhippie3404 even Chinatown is full of different nationalities. I do think people are segregated in many ways, despite living among each other, but the idea that every group has their own separate neighborhood is false. I wonder if the "comedian" even lived in NYC. I was waiting for the funny part but it never happened... and I'm speaking as someone who has plenty of problems with NYC...
Jacob Thorpe n who tf fed you that info? Rarely ever happens. Maybe some mountains with a little snowy top but it barely even rains like that. it’s mostly just 70 degrees n up all over the whole Africa.
So, here’s to New York City! The land of endless noise, impossibly high living costs, and unique characters that make you feel both alive and slightly terrified. Who wouldn’t want to call this chaotic masterpiece home?
Samuel Paniagua...you look like you're of Caucasian descent, so what would make you laugh at a racist, anti-Caucasian so-called "joke"? Wtf is wrong with you?
She is so good. Like the joke about yelling at the sun. She tells you she snapped, and then there’s a slow build of anger in her voice as she progresses until she snaps. So good.
"No through the grace of God I was not born here" "The south is so racist. Oh! You mean the part of the south that begins with Canada and ends in Mexico?"
But hey, it’s not all bad! Who needs peace and quiet when you can live in a city that never sleeps? Sure, the sirens at 3 AM may be a little jarring, but they’re just New York’s way of serenading you while you try to figure out if tonight’s takeout will be from the Thai place or the Italian joint downstairs-you know, the one with that eccentric chef who’s really just a glorified hipster wizard.
Except white folks mostly split THEMSELVES up. Chicago, for example, is a huge city made up of dozens of ethnic neighborhoods. Immigrants tended to stay together to share and preserve their culture. Only human.
@@childwaters but this almost only happens in the US ? white folks from other countries don't put themselves in neighbourhoods of their ancestors' nationalities it's just weird
@@Rubiecat there are few if any other countries where there was so much 19thc immigration from wildly diverse European countries--ones with different languages, religions, etc. So in Chicago you have Irish, Italian, Polish, Ukrainian, Hungarian, etc. neighborhoods
yeah and black people split themselves up too into islanders and africans and african americans etc. the most racist stuff i ever heard said about hatians was from a Jamaican mans mouth not a white persons
Matt Fischetti - enlighten us ole wise one. Whts wrong with NY? The beatiful woman of every ethnicity imaginable? The thousands of restaurants? The fact that it's a 24 hour city? The millions of stores? The high paying jobs? The culture? The hustle and bustle? The fact that NY breeds tough resilient people who are go getters? The historic theaters and architecture? The birth place of hip hop culture? If NY is not good then what are these other boring ass cities?
@@100timessquare that's the problem right there all those things are supposed to make it the perfect city? It's another one of those citites that perpetuate an American dream. It's supposedly the land of opportunity but I was never more broke than in Brooklyn LMAOOOOO there was tons of things i thought I would get out of new York and it was the opposite. And beyond that new York lost its je no se qua a long time ago. Blame it on the gentrification all day but new york is not the same and most new natives BEEN leaving. Lol sorry I had to add something but you talk about highest paying jobs? Please include HIGHEST COST OF LIVING LMAOOOOO if it's not a dollar van or corner store food I can't afford it.
@@100timessquareIt's expensive both in rent & restaurants, it way too over populated and noisy, the sewers are constantly letting out fumes, the streets are literred with garbage. It nice to visit because of the big screens & lights & theres always something to do and plenty of places to shop and it has the best pizza ever but I would not live there again. I like my quiet. 😊
Native New Yorker here. It's not that bad here but she has some points. It's fun living here, never a dull moment but as you get older you just want a slower pace.
She left out the SMELLS. The place REEKS of garbage and greasy restaurant smells, exhaust emissions, etc. And the ENDLESS noise, all of it unpleasant. An offense to nature and to the senses.
Beauty comes in all sizes, shades and looks. Why are we so hateful towards each other. I wish more people would focus their disdain towards the ails of this country than each other.
👩🎤 Greetings Amsterdam (NL) from Salem Oregon in The Pacific Northwest USA 🇺🇸 I’ve seen one of her shows here on RUclips a few years ago. She’s very funny.🤗
How many times have I watched this, and I'm still laughing? I come from a big city, lack melanin, and I still want to memorize this routine to explain why I feel the way I do.
Then there’s the food! You can find a slice of pizza on every corner-if you can brave the fire-breathing rats that might accompany your midnight snack. And don’t even get us started on the vegan/gluten-free/keto/whatever diet fads exploding at every turn. Nothing screams “I love New York” like paying $15 for a salad that contains more air than actual vegetables!
100timessquare, if they are from N.Y. and they saved up and moved down South then they are living like kings, and they'll only be back to N.Y. to visit.
Public transportation? A gift from the gods! Sure, you can spend four hours in a metal tube underground, covered in graffiti, wondering if the train is ever going to come-who wouldn’t want that lavish experience? Bonus points if you can witness the rare phenomenon of train delays “due to a sick passenger.” How considerate of them!
As a New Yorker who lives in Wisconsin, my summation of any southern place I've ever been is "it's so hotttt" in the same trembling voice as her complaint about the cold lmao
LOL, that's something i tell people here in Portland Oregon and Washington State.... I'm born and raised in Newark NJ but now live over HERE, and here the winters (while not super cold ) ... is MOSTLY dark and dreary, it rains a lot here , but i tell people that ... NO MATTER HOW COLD IT GETS IN NY/NJ ...... the SUN is almost ALWAYS ... shinning, that's something i do miss about NY and NJ.
JOHN PETTY I remember going to Seattle for a week in January...Touched down on Sunday and didn’t see the sun till Tuesday....I was like nah man im going back to Cali where at least the suns out when it’s cold
I’ve spent a pretty fair amount of my time in New York on business in my over 60 years on this earth and whenever a family member suggested we go “do” New York for a vacation my answer was always the same.... you go ahead, I’m going anywhere but there.
And have you met the locals? Nothing warms your heart quite like a friendly New Yorker who only smiles at you if you’re strategically positioned to help them get through the revolving door faster. Eye contact? That’s for tourists!
its all true, my boss made me come to work on sept 12th, 2001, when there were no people or cars on the long island expressaway, I got there and there was nothing to do, just few people acting like it a normal day for working. American are messed up.
👩🎤 I have found that since the pandemic hit and the world went into quarantine, I must watch comedy shows daily. I like The Dry Bar Comedy Channel best. They have a Playlist option with tons of stand up comedians that will keep you laughing for hours. It’s my personal go to for laughter 🤭
I actually experience trembling when she said how cold New York was...lol we Georgians are truly not use to that kind of weather. Dulcé, you are absolutely divine 💙🙏🏽
I just want to say how much I appreciate this video and your delivery Ms. Sloan- I've watched this at least 10 times and laugh more and more! Please send us more! We love you!!
I use to love the concept of winter as a child coz we didn't get autumn and winter where I'm from. And then I developed an allergy towards cold temps where it gives me hives so I'm sticking to my summers.
1:54 I'm white, 61 so far, born in the UK, still living here, and I relate to her claim she's not made out for the cold! Bless you sweet lady, nor am I! Who's idea was it anyway???
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The way her voice trembled when she said "it's cold" is absolute TALENT
Studying drama paid off lol
Lol
I FELT THAT TO MY CORE! Because I am melanin-gifted too, and I also detest the cold. God KNEW AND UNDERSTOOD I was not meant to be cold, so God had me be born in the bay area of California. That was my birth right. I was not meant to be cold!
@@SakuraMoonflower Preach.
Speaking as a black woman raised in Atlanta who had to endure 7 Chicago winters, that wasn't talent, that was PTSD. Believe me!
"I had to move to NYC because of success" -- follow by sad face...nailed it
I feel this way about London lmao
beat me to it haha
Same thing with Paris 🤣🤣
Johannesburg
PERIODT
“You got a billion degrees and u can’t give me 50??” That was perfect 😂👏
💀💀💀
“These was all the degrees we was gon get that day.” 😂😂😂
I died when she said that. Cuz I check the forecast and I’m like that too.
Come to Pennsylvania
WEAK
I live in CT. That pretty normal for us. It’s not that bad once you get used to it
I've lived through 50 degrees Celsius. Trust me, you don't want that either...lol!
"Emotionally, genetically, spiritually, historically..I'm never supposed to be cold." Wow, I like her 😃 Her whole set was #fax! 😂👍😎💯
Me every winter. I hate Michigan.😂
The biggest facts! I felt that statement in my BONES.
Her set was trash
I felt this on every level of my soul 😭😭😭
I feel that
"I can't go to fancy restaurants cuz I quit my job to go to museums!" 😂 😂 😂 oh my God I love it
I grew up in Mexico. Never did I understand why winter was synonymous with death...Until I came to New York
a Friend called me "polarbear" when i told her that the temperature fell to 50°F a few weeks earlier^^
She lives in California xD
Right now its night with 39°F here
Alaska my dude 😂😂
um you should come to Norway
I’m from Buffalo NYC is real warm to me there’s barely any snow STOP WHINING
Smaragdwolf
In Pennsylvania it drops below -20 on horrible days!
Honestly, she's flawless. The dress, the hair and her personality daamn 😍
Marissa Burdock she’s a queen!!!
4Marissa Burdock
I guess Diabetes isn't a flaw then?>_
@@popeopera she hasn't got diabetes, also you shouldn't really joke about a condition that serious. But she really is beautiful, She has such good skin too :(
And her great singing voice!
4Marissa Burdock
Definitely beautiful…and I’m sure “it puts the lotion on it’s skin” regularly, but I’m sitting with her blood-work right here lady, and she totally has type7 diabetes… :P
Also, seriousness is the antithesis of comedy which makes your joke policing here of all places as ironic as it is pointless.
XOXO
Y'all just strapped two islands together with some bridges and was like, “Y'all gotta come see dis!“ Noo...
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Its four islands and a peninsula
I mean, it’s sort of true. New York is just a bunch of islands with bridges and buildings in them. I like the food there but idk I like Atlanta more.
@jojofromtx yes ...on Purpose 🤣🤣🤣jk
@@76shian its 3, Staten, Manhattan, and Bk Queens and LI are on the same land, The Bronx is Main Land🤔
We supposed to be in west Africa eating mangoes😂🙌🏾
Fatima I felt that in my soul!!!
Lmaooo true though
Don't sleep on East Africa, most beautiful women on the planet !!
El Pintor we are all beautiful East,south, west 😁🙏🏾
Do you need help getting back?
“ melanin lacking bastards “ imma use that lmao
Nah
Yeh . would say melanin packed...but most African Americans sweat in pretty low temperatures showing they aren't that African as they think.
valeforedark yea from bein bundled up n movin around
valeforedark literally everyone sweats doesn’t matter how “African” you are
Swear that stuck with me too! Lmao
“I was forced to move to New York because of success” had me HOOKED.
NYC has a different neighborhood for every nationality of origin.
It’s not a melting pot, it’s a million frying pans right next to each other.
Beaux Jones now that was funny .
haha well said
Being from NYC I can confirm thats actually not true. No one race or nationality has there own neighborhood in NYC. Maybe during the 70s and 80s but not anymore.
Beaux Jones yup. It’s a potluck
@@hoodhippie3404 even Chinatown is full of different nationalities. I do think people are segregated in many ways, despite living among each other, but the idea that every group has their own separate neighborhood is false.
I wonder if the "comedian" even lived in NYC. I was waiting for the funny part but it never happened... and I'm speaking as someone who has plenty of problems with NYC...
We're not supposed to be here!! - Every Black person in Colorado when the temp hits the negative digits.
Dani K 🤣😂🤣
So you all forget that it snows and is cold in parts of africa?
Mathapelo Maile Technically, most African Americans are descendants of West Africans. West Africa doesn’t have snowy parts.
LOL! Love it
Jacob Thorpe n who tf fed you that info? Rarely ever happens. Maybe some mountains with a little snowy top but it barely even rains like that. it’s mostly just 70 degrees n up all over the whole Africa.
“They all sound like witches to me.” LMAO!!
I immediately thought of the landlord in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt 😂
She's funny. Wish her massive success
No don't! Then she gotta stay in New York
@@MiladyToxic Nah, she'll come to the best place... California!! 😎😉🌞
She's already massive.
So, here’s to New York City! The land of endless noise, impossibly high living costs, and unique characters that make you feel both alive and slightly terrified. Who wouldn’t want to call this chaotic masterpiece home?
“I don’t care what flag your cacausian flies under Brandon.” 😂😂😂
Samuel Paniagua...you look like you're of Caucasian descent, so what would make you laugh at a racist, anti-Caucasian so-called "joke"? Wtf is wrong with you?
Brandon happens to be a black sabbath fan..a ha🙂..I am their biggest fan 🤫😍🙂
Over 15 types of Caucasian. Just saying.
@@branon6565 the dudes asian
Branon Fontaine I don’t care BRANON
Freezing my eggs! Sun out mocking me. 🤣
I’m from nyc and every winter we cry. But we deal with it. Like New Yorkers do. Cold & Upset
Summers are worse!!
I've lived in NY for 25 years. It gets cold for sure. But like idk you just deal with it. Plus snow is pretty.
As a Mainer, I look down on this
Feel you. Just like black Bostonians.
It's that damn wind that gets you every single time.
Then, the humidity in the summer...
“Find me a part of America that’s not racist - I’ll move today!” THANK YOU.
“Emotionally, spiritually, genetically, historically, I’m never suppose to be cold.” I felt that in my soul!
She is so good. Like the joke about yelling at the sun. She tells you she snapped, and then there’s a slow build of anger in her voice as she progresses until she snaps. So good.
"You got a billion degrees and you can't give me fifty?! Go to hell!"
🤣
She is hilarious...period. The force is strong in this one ☝️
YellowBoyMagic Foreal she’s a heavy hitter 👌🏾
@@GeorgeCopperfield spelt eater wrong
Yes!
She’ll drop dead of diabetes in two years
@@valeforedark stfu you ain't funny
"No through the grace of God I was not born here"
"The south is so racist. Oh! You mean the part of the south that begins with Canada and ends in Mexico?"
She must live in my neighborhood- Greek, above ground trains...that's Astoria...and I agree with everything she said lol
I'm guessing Astoria also.
Careful not to doxx yourself
Yeah it’s Astoria, I knew cause of the above ground trains
But hey, it’s not all bad! Who needs peace and quiet when you can live in a city that never sleeps? Sure, the sirens at 3 AM may be a little jarring, but they’re just New York’s way of serenading you while you try to figure out if tonight’s takeout will be from the Thai place or the Italian joint downstairs-you know, the one with that eccentric chef who’s really just a glorified hipster wizard.
When she said, "I'll wait," I almost fell down I laughed so hard. brilliant
Y’all strapped 2 islands together and went “Y’ALL GOT TO SEE THIS”
When I tell you I choked!
Awsamazing Eden it’s technically 3 island
“I know the North is racist because they split up White folks” 😂 Trueee.
Except white folks mostly split THEMSELVES up. Chicago, for example, is a huge city made up of dozens of ethnic neighborhoods. Immigrants tended to stay together to share and preserve their culture. Only human.
@@childwaters but this almost only happens in the US ? white folks from other countries don't put themselves in neighbourhoods of their ancestors' nationalities it's just weird
@@Rubiecat there are few if any other countries where there was so much 19thc immigration from wildly diverse European countries--ones with different languages, religions, etc. So in Chicago you have Irish, Italian, Polish, Ukrainian, Hungarian, etc. neighborhoods
yeah and black people split themselves up too into islanders and africans and african americans etc. the most racist stuff i ever heard said about hatians was from a Jamaican mans mouth not a white persons
She's talking about the cold in New York! *laughs in Chicagoan*
As a whole, the state of New York is colder than Illinois.
Laughs in Minnesotan
*cries while laughing in midwestern*
*laughs in Scandinavia*
Laughs in Michigander
approved
- a cold, tired, and ethnic new yorker
But are you successful?
Approved by a southerner. Y'all iz crazy!
"Everything that's wrong with New York City" could be a never-ending series
Matt Fischetti - enlighten us ole wise one. Whts wrong with NY? The beatiful woman of every ethnicity imaginable? The thousands of restaurants? The fact that it's a 24 hour city? The millions of stores? The high paying jobs? The culture? The hustle and bustle? The fact that NY breeds tough resilient people who are go getters? The historic theaters and architecture? The birth place of hip hop culture? If NY is not good then what are these other boring ass cities?
100timessquare it’s a joke man chill
SANDY S right LMFAOO
@@100timessquare that's the problem right there all those things are supposed to make it the perfect city? It's another one of those citites that perpetuate an American dream. It's supposedly the land of opportunity but I was never more broke than in Brooklyn LMAOOOOO there was tons of things i thought I would get out of new York and it was the opposite. And beyond that new York lost its je no se qua a long time ago. Blame it on the gentrification all day but new york is not the same and most new natives BEEN leaving. Lol sorry I had to add something but you talk about highest paying jobs? Please include HIGHEST COST OF LIVING LMAOOOOO if it's not a dollar van or corner store food I can't afford it.
@@100timessquareIt's expensive both in rent & restaurants, it way too over populated and noisy, the sewers are constantly letting out fumes, the streets are literred with garbage. It nice to visit because of the big screens & lights & theres always something to do and plenty of places to shop and it has the best pizza ever but I would not live there again. I like my quiet. 😊
"A bomb is a damn bomb" - Lolest!!
Native New Yorker here. It's not that bad here but she has some points. It's fun living here, never a dull moment but as you get older you just want a slower pace.
Diamond Bourne better than the hell hole you live in
ooh are you Native American
I’d rather go through seasons than baking in hell all year round.
Diamond Bourne ny does suck it’s a cult over there
It can be fun. I’m young n NYC has a trillion crazies on block. It’s anxiety inducing. Depending on where u are.
"I snapped because it was 7 degrees outside...but the sun was out...mocking me, like a lamp in the damn sky"
As someone semi new to NYC I’ve wanted to scream “I hate New York” so many times lol
Don't worry,
its gets worse &
the more exhausted you get,
the faster you will walk wanting to push all the tourists out of the way....😜
Worst place I ever lived but I think it's ok to visit. Living? No.
Then go away
She left out the SMELLS. The place REEKS of garbage and greasy restaurant smells, exhaust emissions, etc. And the ENDLESS noise, all of it unpleasant. An offense to nature and to the senses.
@@childwaters My street is very quiet.
Ooh... Black people know that, when a black woman SINGS about how much she hates something, SHE MEANS IT! LOL
We suppose to be in west Africa wearing sandals and eating mangos 🥭🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍🏻
I knew she would say something along those lines 😆
@@NellieKAdaba 🤣🤣🤣
Never have I ever laughed so hard at a southern girl roasting my home town. And she ain't lyin' about none of it. 😂😂😂
I’ve never felt so spiritually connected to someone like this before 😭❄️
_"You got a billion degrees, you can't give me 50!?"_
Tax the rich 😆
She is stunning
Yeah love her look
Alias Rehbar....she's the size of a coke machine, you need to see an eye Dr quick, fast, and in a hurry....
Branon Fontaine a beautiful looking coke machinery
I love her hair
Beauty comes in all sizes, shades and looks. Why are we so hateful towards each other. I wish more people would focus their disdain towards the ails of this country than each other.
This beautiful lady is
Brilliant !
I'd love to see whole shows from her.
Love & greets to everybody, from Amsterdam (NL)❤🌷
👩🎤 Greetings Amsterdam (NL) from Salem Oregon in The Pacific Northwest USA 🇺🇸 I’ve seen one of her shows here on RUclips a few years ago. She’s very funny.🤗
Love love love love her!! Her comedic style so refreshing and different 😍😍😍
When she said 7 degrees I didn’t think it was too bad, then I remembered it wasn’t Celsius and DAMN that is cold!
She is so funny! Love how she told her jokes in an unexpected way. So effortless too!
Jesus don’t want me to go to work. 🤣. All the degrees we were going to get that day...🤣
How many times have I watched this, and I'm still laughing? I come from a big city, lack melanin, and I still want to memorize this routine to explain why I feel the way I do.
“That’s all the degrees we were gonna get that day.” Ahahahahaha 😂😂😅😔😥
This is a WHOLE testimony! I felt this in my soul lmaoooo
The sadness in her voice talking about the cold is just really good. Good delivery
Dulcé: I hate new york
Me living in New York: ...me too
Starts at Canada and ends at Mexico...show me a place in America that's not racist...I'll wait. Lmao
We might as well get a chair cuz we gon be waiting a loooong time 💀
Ohio?? Idk. They messed up with all the little devil worshiping small towns.
@@sadboihrs1229 Oh like Athens(coming from an Ohioan) yeahhh never going there 😂😂😂😂
Then there’s the food! You can find a slice of pizza on every corner-if you can brave the fire-breathing rats that might accompany your midnight snack. And don’t even get us started on the vegan/gluten-free/keto/whatever diet fads exploding at every turn. Nothing screams “I love New York” like paying $15 for a salad that contains more air than actual vegetables!
“We supposed to be in South Africa eating mangoes with sandals on” yessss ma’am 🙏🏾😂
This is pure brilliance!
"We suppose to be in Africa eating Mangoes"😆
DAMN RIGHT!!!!
Lmao as a New Yorker that lives in the south now she is totally right hahaha
Same
👍👍👍
Bishop - no she is totally not right!NYC destroys any other city!
100timessquare, if they are from N.Y. and they saved up and moved down South then they are living like kings, and they'll only be back to N.Y. to visit.
Public transportation? A gift from the gods! Sure, you can spend four hours in a metal tube underground, covered in graffiti, wondering if the train is ever going to come-who wouldn’t want that lavish experience? Bonus points if you can witness the rare phenomenon of train delays “due to a sick passenger.” How considerate of them!
😏 "the part of the south that starts at Canada and ends at Mexico" 😂 clever
That’s an impressive level of geographical knowledge for american. Took me by surprise.
"I don't have a time to break down your whiteness"😂😂😂
I could watch Dulce rant all day about anything, add Sebastian Maniscalco and my day is complete 😂
She’s hilarious and needs her own show!
I love New York, but she isn't wrong. Haha.
Also I love, "I was a theater major, not an engineer" as she is catastrophizing. 😂
Every Southern woman talking about the North, “And it’s so cold. I’m not supposed to be so cold”. Amen sister friend. 🙋♀️😂
She gets me. 💆🏾♀️
Sis went off I love it. & I'm from the Bronx. Dolce know what she talking about in a lot of these jokes 🙃🤣
God bless you! I cried every single cold day that I spent in the north. Silent tears just streamed down my face.
As a Filpino, when she said "we're not meant to be here!" I *felt that*. It's 70 degrees outside and all I fucking want is MORE HEAT.
They all sound like witches to me LOL
She is my new binge. Gotta find her all over RUclips.
3:26 😆 the sun was out mocking me
0:08
"The men are beautiful"
"They alright or whatever"
'ALL YALL GOTTA SEE THIS' just has me dying 🤣🤣🤣
As a New Yorker who lives in Wisconsin, my summation of any southern place I've ever been is "it's so hotttt" in the same trembling voice as her complaint about the cold lmao
LOL, that's something i tell people here in Portland Oregon and Washington State.... I'm born and raised in Newark NJ but now live over HERE, and here the winters (while not super cold ) ... is MOSTLY dark and dreary, it rains a lot here , but i tell people that ... NO MATTER HOW COLD IT GETS IN NY/NJ ...... the SUN is almost ALWAYS ... shinning, that's something i do miss about NY and NJ.
JOHN PETTY I remember going to Seattle for a week in January...Touched down on Sunday and didn’t see the sun till Tuesday....I was like nah man im going back to Cali where at least the suns out when it’s cold
This woman reached into my heart and spoke my truth. This is EXACTLY how I feel about London 😂
when she starts singing I HATE THAT PLACEEE LOLLL
"Go vote and sit the Hell down..." - 🤣🤣🤣
“MELANIN LACKIN BASTARD” imma use that one 💀
The whole part with the Sun making just about piss myself.
I’ve spent a pretty fair amount of my time in New York on business in my over 60 years on this earth and whenever a family member suggested we go “do” New York for a vacation my answer was always the same.... you go ahead, I’m going anywhere but there.
shakey LOOOOOL
Good. Way too many tourists in NYC.
And have you met the locals? Nothing warms your heart quite like a friendly New Yorker who only smiles at you if you’re strategically positioned to help them get through the revolving door faster. Eye contact? That’s for tourists!
bless her soul i've been trying to tell people i hate new york since forever
im19ice3 and? Your city is probably worse and not known for anything 😂😂
@@dubreil07 exactly! takes one to know one, wtf did i go all the way to manhattan if i could've been identically inconvenienced back home :)
im19ice3 we never wanted your ass here anyway😂😂
I love how she shakes her voice when she's upset. She's got such talent for comedy
👏👏👏💛
P.s...im born and raised in NYC ...she is telling the...
TRUTH!!!✌...
So many good hooks...great story teller...great transitions...does not take her long to get to the punch lines....
You'll go far! ❤😆😆😆
its all true, my boss made me come to work on sept 12th, 2001, when there were no people or cars on the long island expressaway, I got there and there was nothing to do, just few people acting like it a normal day for working. American are messed up.
Its called the show must go on😂😂😂
alex dornelli i domt get the point you are attempting to make🙄
On days like that I tell my boss that my well-being is more important than the bottom line.... I'm a human first, employee later...
@@jrpapi5 it was the day after 9/11 and there was no specific reason to be tgere.
I mean, would it have been better to halt everyone and everything in the face of terror, or to persist through uncertainty with determination?
Everytime I'm having a bad day I come back to this video and laugh my ass off
👩🎤 I have found that since the pandemic hit and the world went into quarantine, I must watch comedy shows daily. I like The Dry Bar Comedy Channel best. They have a Playlist option with tons of stand up comedians that will keep you laughing for hours. It’s my personal go to for laughter 🤭
I actually experience trembling when she said how cold New York was...lol we Georgians are truly not use to that kind of weather. Dulcé, you are absolutely divine 💙🙏🏽
As a native this was funny as hell! NYC can be an acquired taste.
She funny. Now imma watch more of her to make sure she ain't trick me. Brb
Did she trick ya?
@@stanfatou2002
Nah im a fan now😂
She's witty, authentic, and kind of an asshole. I love it!
@@boogieblack206 she's real good!
She’s hilarious
She’s is the truth! Her voice is everything.
I just want to say how much I appreciate this video and your delivery Ms. Sloan- I've watched this at least 10 times and laugh more and more! Please send us more! We love you!!
She literally speaks the truth!!!!! Had me dying, but agreeing the whole time🤣🤣🤣🤣
Loved her every word. Truth in everything she said! Preach!
I know I'm not the only one who noticed This woman is real BEAUTY🙄
I’ve just discovered this wonderful lady. She’s amazing. Beautiful. Hysterical!!!!!!
Ny would be dope is it was the same size with half the people 🤷🏾♂️
And better weather. And less expensive
then it would just be a regular city
Same as London United Kingdom
40 years ago
Smd get out the city or move upstate
At 7 degrees freezin' my eggssss ........😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm born and raised here. I know exactly what she's saying. I had enough now soon to leave. Still will always love NY.
"Emotionally, spiritually, genetically, historically, I'm never supposed to be cold"
I felt this in my soul🙌🏽 Preach!😂
I use to love the concept of winter as a child coz we didn't get autumn and winter where I'm from. And then I developed an allergy towards cold temps where it gives me hives so I'm sticking to my summers.
1:54 I'm white, 61 so far, born in the UK, still living here, and I relate to her claim she's not made out for the cold! Bless you sweet lady, nor am I! Who's idea was it anyway???