If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 14: Greatest of Psykers
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- Опубликовано: 8 янв 2015
- SO MANY MINUTES!
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ThunderPsyker as the Custodes
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Zegram as Magnus
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Kiwi as Tzeentch
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Randolph as The Emperor:
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Karl the Deranged as Marneus Calgar
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Ironbeard as Uriel Ventris
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Kochiha Ichihara as Cato Sicarius
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Yohan Gasmask as Ahzek Ahriman
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Failsnake as Cegorach the Laughing God
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Haven Kendrick as Khorne
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LarryLuxus as Nurgle
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IMShadow007 as Isha
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Alisaihin as Slaanesh
Fresh as Gork and Mork
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GeminEye as Malice
Valrak as Khaine
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I love how Calgar is seriously depressed over the absurd plot armor the Ultramarines have
we all are. except the wardian heretics
Dont worry in the lore guilliman is humilliating him saying he is Not need it and useless.
Wow not even the ultramarines like ultramarines
Noh, the orks believe blue is a lucky color.
@@edasdima2615 oh.. I didn't know this and now the ultramarine plot armor makes so much more sense, the most powerful psychic beings in the universe think the ultramarines to be lucky because they're blue, so they are so god damn lucky they do the impossible
To be fair to Sicarius he is one of the only characters in 40k who actually wears his fucking helmet.
true helmet reduces the chance of a headshot ruining your day
Dante: hold my beer
@Vince Wilson i expect this really weak vs good sniper squad xd
@Vince Wilson so blood claws?
oh look this one rides a camel and have special stuff on his helmet, better give him a good headshot.
That felling when you’ve gotten so used to the Emperors TTS voice that you think he’ll sound like that in the warp
Tbh Emperor's TTS voice sounds fitting to his intellect.
RUBRIC
Gug7
The scene with the kids caught me off-guard.
I was having such a good time, I legitimately forgot what a horrifying universe this is.
Same. I was bought in by the niceties and was then abruptly dragged back to reality 😭
Worst part is that the survivor didn't die. He will return later in the series
@@EN-mh4og _w h a t_
@@EN-mh4og spoilers
@@ZackShark1 WAIT WAS THAT BOY!?
"I'm as let down as a Death Korps Guardsmen on a paradise world."
Holy shit. That's brilliant.
*sad gasmask noise
*Builds trenches on beach* “This is why you bring shovels.”
Someone actually made a comic of that.
@@LordEmperorBoss just about to comment this ngl
@@LordEmperorBosswait, legit? That's amazing! I'll have to try to look it up
You see this shit right here 19:41 ? This is what happens when you refuse to advance your own metaplot for 20+ years, games workshop. Someone else does it for you, and the result is Magnus wearing a bike helmet.
Shut up and let him enjoy his first bike ride with proper safety gear.
And its FUCKING GLORIOUS
Thats a problem?
And the fan made series does the plot better sadly
It’s still funny
TTS Maneus Calgar put simply is when a "Mary Sue" is sick and tired of being a "Mary Sue".
@Junior Read oh god I remember that fanfic
"I'm tired of it all. All these fake emotions and fake people"
@@redline841 source???
@@justsomeone6643 your mom
saitama if 40k
Calgar wanting to break the Matt Ward plot armor but no succeeding is both genius, hilarious and heartwarming.
And depressing, considering his lack of success.
@@heinzthorvald4675 so Ultramarines can do everything except break their plot armor.
Would you be surprised that they actually *did* break the plot armor recently during their melee against Nids in 10th edition?
@@arifbayusatrio1028 Would you be surprised if i told you the Ultramarines are from the galactic south east and should have not been on the western fringe in the first place? The outcome is irrelevant really, they're still stepping over 100's of chapters with plot armor even if it is just to lose
How the Emperor described his confrontation with tzeentch is very accurate and sounds more impressive than what really happened.
Still comedic gold.
I see what ya did there GOLD
Best part I'm pretty sure that wasn't his finger he was poking tzeentch with
It was his "firey greatsword"@@gatordragon6140
Fucking Smurfs. Why doesn't the Emperor just tell the Ultramarines to reshape the Imperium from the ground up? They'd fucking do it, I guarantee. If he told them to kill the fucking chaos gods they'd do it.
Is there another chapter more heroically contrived and OP as the Ultramarines? Inb4 Grey Knights or Space Wolves.
marco
just wait until the Blood Ravens steal their OPness
doorcf
careful. speaking of them could result in you being gifted as a "relic"
doorcf There stealing of everything that isn't bolted down is hilarious and in the case it is bolted down they steal the bolts along with whatever they were holding down.
*****
So if the Blood Ravens are the human answer to Death Skullz. Why are they red? Is it because they are so fast at stealling? Red ones go faster!
Wow, the Emperor’s actual voice is quite soothing.
Why wouldn't it be. He is the man emperor of man kind. The most advanced humanity can reach. His charisma is entrancing, and his will cannot be argued with. His voice is soothing, because you know he is better then us all.
@@josephgonzales4669 ... and then there’s *_MAAAAAAGNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS_*
good ole SpeakerD
Daddy Emperor ASMR
i nutted instantly
I like the idea that Tzeentch makes squeeking noises when you poke him... truely a vile creature of the warp
"JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO MEET MY CENTURION."
And we all remember how that turned out.
HipsterAnimeLover2000 *SPACE WOLFS?!?!?!?!?!?*
SPACE WOLVES?!????!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Furious Finch it is I Rogal Dorn
@@merrittanimation7721 FFFFFUCKING. FURRIES!!!!!
*FURRIES = HERESY*
*GET THE HEAVY FLAMERS BROTHERS*
Plot twist: that's actually Matt Ward, the real Sicarius is a humble individual trapped inside the Retconnian Labyrinth. Someday he will break free and kill the imposter and decent storyline will reign once more, free of Mary Sues at last.
That would be an amazing plot twist
This would unironically be great. Imagine, Sicarius reclaiming the Imperium from the foul powers of Matt Ward... *all according to plan...*
This is my head canon now
@Rising Horizon Gaming Hot takes edgier than dark eldar
@Rising Horizon Gaming Holy shit well congratulations I seriously have no Idea if this is a troll or a genuine edgelord. Normally Id say troll instantly but Ive learnt never to underestimate the stupidity and edginess of some warhammer fans.
Maybe if it was just the hot take alone Id probably think you were real since some people are actually that stupid but since its also being used to claim that men cant be mary sues Im thinking this is an act. But congratulations for making me doubt myself.
I JUST fucking noticed that the captain who tries to infiltrate the black library (when he talks to the clown god) only talks when Chegorach moves his hands. Hes literally having his strings pulled.
Thats Ahzek Ahriman, The Fisrt captain of the Thousand Sons, and the caster of the Rubric, the spell that turned a majority of the Legion into dust automotons
@@thedyingmeme6and to add more into it. he is trying to gain knowledge not for himself but to redeem himself and correct his mistakes
And also that's a pretty interesting observation of your's
I watched TTS more times I dare to admit and only with your comment I saw it! I am amazed at details in this series!
It stops happening when he goes “wait a minute” because he realized he was being controlled
Ultramarines: Suffering from success
They're acting like Kreig.
But with plot armor
@@scottbruckner4653
Immortal Krieg soldiers who try their best to die but can't. Which depresses them and everyone around them.
There is something about Magnus with a bicycle helmet that makes me happy inside.
Hehehe me too, also the fact that he seems so happy! Probably the first time he's been happy since before the Horus heresy
I declare this to be Magnus' official hymn from now on. "Bicycle race", as performed by Queenstodes, the Imperial Queen tribute band.
(Chorus) Bicycle bicycle bicycle / I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle / I want to ride my bicycle / I want to ride my bike / I want to ride my bicycle / I want to ride it where I like
You say black I say white / You say warp I say fight / You say Russ I say hey man / Furries were never my thing / And I don't like Space Wolves
You say Codex I say Astartes / You say Tzeentch give me a choice / You say Nurgle I say Khorne / I don't believe in Guilliman / El'Johnson or Vulkan /All I wanna do is
(:Chorus:) (and longass instrumental passage so that everyone knows this was stolen from Queen)
Magnus' races are coming your way / So forget the Ravenwing oh yeah! / Fat bottomed Custodes they'll be riding today / So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
(:Chorus:)
You say Jet I say Bike / You say hate I say like / Emprah, I say cool it man / I don't wanna be the President of Terra
You say Space I say Marine / Magnus, I say, can dream / Exterminatus I say Horus / I don't wanna be a posterboy / For Prospero or a Xenos toy / 'Cause all I want to do i
Bicycle bicycle bicycle / I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle (c'mon), bicycle / I want to ride my bicycle / I want to ride my bike / I want to ride my bicycle / I want to ride it where I like
The Morrigan w
*cough* *cough* he literally ran over children who were innocently playing on the play ground and then continued laughing *cough* *cough*. But seriously that little cardboard space marine can't catch a break, he gets tortured by the dark eldar and watches as they play with the corpses of his friends, and now he gets ran over by a careless traitor primarch and is once again left to cry at the loss of more dead friends, I hope they give that kid a happy turn of events, like make him the star child or something.
@@tobypack1123 Spoiler: someone else becomes the star child in a later episode.
"Citizen Khaine."
Oh my Emperor, help me.
I can't get any air.
Dr. Ariel Finch I don’t get it
Combination of "Citizen Cain" and Khaine
Same
Air was outlawed
Khaine.
Even all these years later, I cannot get over just how cool this take on the Laughing God is.
The sheer confidence and assuredness of that “Damn right I will” is so perfect.
Ceg is one of the best characters in the story. Every detail and line is perfect. Some of the funniest parts, like him literally pulling Ahriman's strings, are so subtle that you don't even notice them the first time. And sometimes they're not. BAZINGA.
And then to accomplish it with deity-tier clowning.
Jaghatai's return probably will be like:
J: You
Magnus: Ummm...
J: You are riding... MY BIKE?
M: Uhhh, you see, Father gave me it, I just...
J: HO-HO-HO, finally! I can share joy of speed with my brother!
M: ...what?
J: Come, Magnus, let us have race around Terra! Oh, I can't wait to show you the best racing tracks in the Imperium, and there are even better in the Webway! By the way, are there any good tracks in the Warp?..
Dad-Emperor of Mankind: GOOD. JAGHATAI WILL KEEP MAGNUS AS FAR AS POSSIBLE FROM LEMAN AS LONG AS IT NEEDED. BOYS STILL NEED THEIR TIME TO TRUST EACH OTHER AGAIN. I AM SUCH A GOOD FATHER
m:whyd you leave anyway
j:well after i went home,drukhari were trying to take people,i chased the fucks to commaragh and after i came,vect and i came to a agreement,my people go free and i make and race commaraghs new race tracks. i made sure shenanigans wont happen buuuut i lost track of time. oh and i dont know but i think corvus is doing some creepy shit stalking lorgar.
m:......how?
j:its a long story
m:...do tell
j:wellll acording to the stuff sanguinus told me about in our vox discord chats corvus was and i quote
"stalking lorgar like a eldritch, bloodthirsty yandere as the sounds of ravens haunt lorgar"
m:...what the fuck? ok even for My standards,that is beyond fucked up. ....corvus got a lot more psychotic holy crap. WAIT YOU WERE TALKING WITH SANGUINIUS!? how!?
j:oh yeah you didnt know? could have sworn he meant to vox or sending you earlier. weird.
m:...cool.
to be continued
I think this may be befitting. Jagathai was one of the few who really appreciated Magnus, was it not?
@@ChaplainPhantasm according to the HH novel Scars, it was actually more the other way around. Jaghatai was only really close to Horus and Magnus pre heresy, due to his tendency to be kind of inscrutable and off in the sticks so often.
He was also one of the two Primarchs who championed the cause of the Librarius at Nikea, with the other being Sanguinius. So he probably had a decent relationship with Hawk Boy as well.
Of course, even his relationship with Magnus wasn't perfect.
Scars is actually a pretty awesome book. Highly recommend it if you are interested in Jaghatai and the V Legion.
I like to think that conversation would have considerably less punctuation. I imagine Jaghatai talks like the lead singer of System of the Down when he sings Chop Suey...
that confrontation between the emperor and tzeentch is the best thing I have ever seen
The fucking squeaking noise kills me every time.
[IMPERATORIS RISUS] give..me..soul, gimme the soul, gimme the soul, gimme the soul, Give MEEEE the Soul, gimme the soul, gimme the soul, gimme the soul, gimme the soul, gimme the soul, gimme the soul, gimme the soul, gimme the soul, gimme the soul, gimme the soul, gimme the soul, gimme the soul, gimme the soul, gimme the soul, gimme the soul, gimme the soul, gimme the soul, gimme the soul, gimme the soul, gimme the soul
My headcanon is that Emps is hitting Tzeench in the face with his dick.
[Imperatorius Risus] LUL
well he does say shortly afterwards that he was using his "op-plz-nerf" powers to get it back sooo.... seems legit:)
Screw you tzeentch!
I, Cato Sicarius
Will be borrowed by the Blood Ravens.
Seriously, we him to fight a daemon.
Chapter Angelos told me it is a daemon of Khorne.
Isn't it already gone since the destruction of Acheron? :)
I don't know, Chief Librarian Orion didn't tell me anything, he just told me to retrieve Cato Sicarius.
Am an asshat.
Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu
Calgar's depression over being OP is just the main plotline from One Punch Man.
However, Calgar can't be 40k Saitama because Sly Marbo exists.
And Draigo, don’t forget about him
Marneus Calgar appears to be regretting his deal with the foulest daemon of all: Matt Ward.
Those poor kids and space marine cosplayer... Also Tzeentch, the Chaos god of shower thoughts
Grimdark, that's 40K alright
He sounds a lot like a collage stoner with his questions.
The kiddy violence did strike me rather uncomfortably too
Yea,that made me rather sad too..
Nah, thats *literally* Michael (VSauce).
Using magnus' relationship with ahriman as a vehicle to explain how he feels about magnus' betrayal. Big E never disappoints
Moreover, wasn't Ahriman trying to save the other Thousand Sons?
@@rakisuzuki-burke4148 Just how Magnus was just trying to warn the emperor. It's an excellent parallel
I like how the emperor compairs stealing a valuable soul from a chaos God to buying his son a book.
Either book shops became metal af in the distant future or it shows how powerful and or cocky he is
There is just something so wholesome about a 9 foot Daemon prince getting a bike from his dad... makes me smile
Pretty sure Magnus is like 13ft tall, but ya, this was sweet as hell :)
"I am HAAAAAAAPPY!"@@noameg5364
>A theme, you say?
>*opening theme*
Okay, I've watched this episode at least twenty times and I only just got this joke.
It's taken me four years to get that joke, and only because I saw your comment.
Something Mildly Homophobic He says “A theme you say?” Then the show’s main theme song plays.
I literally had to pause the video and laugh for 5 minutes straight...
@@alulim1338 Same.
Bloody hell it's taken me 5 years. You're right.
I love that Cegorach's hand is moving in time with Ahriman speaking, almost like he's doing a mocking hand puppet behind his back. Totally fits his character!
Nick Craig Ultramar native with a headband say wha?
I noticed that little detail aswell.
I thought maybe he was pulling the Smurf's strings, metaphorically.
You made the same comment as me and got all the likes. You lucky son of a bitch.
best part of that is when he figures out hes being fucked with the hand stops.
Was laughing at him Ahriman's way of mocking him?
"I am as let down as a Death Korps Guardsman on a paradise world."
I'll have to remember that one.
Watching the God Emperor be a dad for several minutes was very soothing to the soul.
[Ultrasigh]
ultradepression
[ultrasuicide]
[Ultra-Fuckin-Crying]
ultrawantstodie
[Ultra jerkoff]]
Did Magnus just shed blood on Holy Terra?
It was not intentional.
Can't Exterminatus it... Can't kill Magnus... (Inquisitor explodes)
It's fine. It's a secret sub plot about that box marine kid growing into a mighty space marine and murder warp spawns. He survived Magnus biker flat-out, unlike his weakling friends. He will be marvelous in his life.
He is the son of the Emperor.
Blood and Connections means something.
A mighty space marine librarian no less, since he's a psyker.
Basically how i'm learning the 40k lore
Check out 40k theory. He's the random tech priest with the dinosaur bone head. He's cool to. I like to imagine they're both cannon.
Me too
21:56 He cries for himself and his friends now but he will grow up to be the most pissed off Ultramarine to exist
Or he will become the Librarian in Spacehulk
Angry marine origin story
the beginnings of a true Black Templar by the level of hatred.
I lost it when the emperor started poking the chaos god, the sound effect helped too XD
That was bloody hilarious.
The explaination afterward is even better.
After the fourth "Cato Sicarius", I knew exactly why people hate matt ward.
i love how cegorach moves his hand whenever Ahriman is talking, as if he is puppeting him
*Ultradepression* is the greatest emotion to every be subtitled
By the Emperor, I started laughing my ass off when Cato Sicarius showed up. He sounds like friggin' HIM from the Powerpuff Girls.
With Starscream's personality.Abramus5250
+Caithness19 Except, you know, actually competent at stuff. Starscream can't even die properly, he just keeps coming back.
@@Abramus5250 people fail when they’re involved with him, whether that be killing him, or loosing to him
This just make cato even more likable... I won't deploy a single unit of my warhammer 40k conquest without using that voice
ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I CATO SICARIUS WAS UNLIKEABLE BEFORE YOU HEARD ME SPEAK!?
No but it certanly made it more glorious and awesome.
Wiler Prime I CATO SICARIUS WAS NOT AWARE I COULD BECOME MORE GLORIOUS!
You're telling me that it only took one company of Ultrasmurfs to snag Magnus from the Asshole of Terror and stick his maroon ass into a box?
Damn, I'm almost impressed. Almost.
ALMOST? BUT U MUST MEAN THE GREATEST ONE YET THAT WAS LED BY NONE OTHER CATO SICARIUS!
They probably just put a book in the box and waited for Magnus to reach in.
@@Waywardpaladin... Dam it hahaha
I read a lot of Warhammer novels, and when I come upon Cato Sicarius, I can't help myself but read his speech in this voice...
Then I listened to Warhammer audiobooks and I was taken aback when Cato Sicarius talked like an actual Astartes -with the grave voice and all.
You're responsible for that.
the level of quality this series has achieved is becoming pretty impressive.
the voices of the emperor, gork and mork were especially good. Ahriman aswell. top notch stuff.
I am very thankful that I've got them to help me, they are all my precious darlings.
***** I do say, this series has made me laugh more times than any other show I've had the pleasure of watching. Keep up the good work, Alfabusa. For the Emperor!
Ahriman's voice totally reminds me of the Invoker from DotA 2, although I have barely played that game.
***** Who is Maliceinwonderland suppose to be Malal? I actually had forgotten about that one and Citizen Khaine is a C'tan maybe?
*****
i believe citizen khaine is Khaela mensha Khaine IE, the big molten lava, eldar god of war.
Magnus the Red. The Crimson King riding around on a motor cycle, with a helmet. L.O.L
paleface171 magnus and a bike, it was meant to be, after all, red ones go faster.
And running over kids
/thinks of Ikit Claw on his Doomflayer bike in Total Warhammer
...actually a spellcaster on a bike is _really_ strong.
"And you will crawl up a Hive Tyrant's arse" probably one of the best 40K insults I've ever heard😂
Ahriman: Wonders what Ezekyle is planning.
Some years later:
Ahriman: "Unholy shit, Ezekyle. You actually pulled it, you insane bastard. The madman did it."
After 13 intents and reebots he finally beat one planet
@@xzenitramx666 To be fair, its kind of THE planet
@@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 did you use lógic to destroy my nipick head canon? REEEEE!!!!! dies.
Well to be fair, the planet broke before the defenses did
ezekyle:ahahahaha! yes! fuck yes! after 12 gods dammed times! fucking hell finaly! yesssssss! *vox calls*
arhiman: unholy shit ezekyle you bloody madman you did it!
kharn:wait did...did i miss something
typhus:....abbadon destroyed cadia. ...cadia is gone. CADIA! IS! GONE!
lucius:....wait time out what the fuck? HOLY SHIT YOU BOYTOY HOW!?
arhiman:you actually did it! ahahahahahahaha! e-ezekyle how? how did you do it?
abbadon:uh...well...i was getting my ass kicked and uh...cawl activated the necro pylons,almost closed the eye and....i yeeted a blackstone fortress and...blew cadia.
arhiman:ok aside that we need to celebrate!
abbadon: shouldn't we continue?
arhiman: ezekyle,this is the FIRST LEGIT CHAOS VICTORY. celebrating is definitely in order idiot!
abbadon:ngh.... allright ya know what? hell yeah lets get some fun here! meet me in the vengeful spirit lets celebrate
after that
sanguinius:oh hey failbadon still trying to be a tryhard...wait why are you....
abbadon:ill give you a guess.
sanguinius:....oh my gods you got past cadia. Oh,my gods you actually did it. ....i know your a ass but...*claps* dude,kudos for the effort paying off!
abbadon:you piece of-uh... actually uh...hey thanks that means a lot uh....oh yeah,kharn,arhiman,lucius and typhus are coming to party
in terra. magnus on a computer
magnus:ok so lets get on to warp tube and...huh abbadon updated his channel? that's a 1st.
abbadon:hey guys! this is despoiler666 here,coming with a huge anouncement,cadia,has fallen and the 13th black crusade is in full swing time to kick ass! by the way for those signing up,come to the chaos ships and your in, anyway be sure to subscribe,death to the corpse emporor babyyyyy!
magnus:....holy shit
later
magnus:uh guys? your not gonna believe this
rogal:what is it,magnus
kitten:yeah whats up?
magnus:... abbadon destroyed cadia.
rogal:*visibly surprised* ...WHAT.
kitten and big e:WAIT ABBADON DID WHAT!?
kitten:....holy shit.
Fucking "Citizen Khaine". The most awesome shit in this show so far.
"Malice in Wonderland" that one got me.
Holy Paladin heil me in fuhrer I didn't know you watched this
Beneath all the delicious humour, there is a surprising depth in the story. Commendable. Also, seing the Big-E and Magnus bonding almost brought a tear to my eye.
"SCREAM IN DESPERATION FOR ME RUBRIIIIIIIIIIICS!!!!" That made me LAUGH
Slaanesh making 419 Nigerian Scams on the Warp?
Sound legit.
This should become canon, exclude all the fucking around and you actually have a good story arc.
My Liege Alfa, I thought some of the Primarchs were dead, as in eviscerated, non existent, passed on, completely fucking wiped from Real space, the Warp and Khorne's ahiry arse. So how the bloody hell are you going to bring all of them back?
AnEnglishBean Mm! Don't take it literally; the Emperor, in all His glory, is still what makes Him human - fallible.
But then again, this is a stupid satire-series, so anything can happen I guess.
Then again again, puritans would rig fucking explosives in my house if I did anything that breaks the lore that much.
Then again again AGAIN; Magnus was brought back.
Then again*GOOGOPLEX; FUCK IT, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
***** WELL THEN CHAPSTICK, why doesn't he just pull them from his arse? Or remake them.
***** my liege, just a reminder, the Emprah did want to cut his sons (Rowboat/robot girlyman)'s life support and as far as we know the custodes forgot to send that message, maybe in the next episode you can add the emprah saying he was kidding or something, since if he wants to bring back all his sons, I doubt he would want to kill one.... even if it was girlyman....
80s kid Noooooo! Not Roboute!!! Poor boy :(
but it would be fun to actually see him wandering around in a hospital gown, don't you think? :D
The voice actor for Ahriman........He's EXCELLENT !!! Great choice on the casting Alfa =D
Oh shit, it's fanofwar40k!
Hope you're doing well!
***** Doing just fine, thank you for asking =) And so is my brother, he was recovering from depression. And for 5 months now, he's been doing great !
That is most glorious news! Do send my regards.
I will, thank you.
***** Slannesh bless him!
Nice attention to detail. The Laughing God's hand stops moving when the First Commander wakes up.
"Imperial fisting"
I CAN'T! I'M GONNA DIE OF LAUGHTER!!!
According to rule 6-21-3-11.25-15-21, that is not allowed. Please stop dying of laughter.
"I am as let down as a death korps guardsmen on a paradise world" 😂 if you know the lore it's even more hilarious.
Sad gasmask noises.
I need context.
@@concept5631 just watch the Arch Warhammer video on the Death Korp of Kreig.
@@concept5631 Death Korp want to die in battle. Normally the commissars make sure the guardsmen don't run away in fear. In Death Korp the commissar have to make sure they don't throw away their lives meaninglessly.
@@LCDqBqA In that case that joke is hilarious.
The squeaky noices Tzeentch made when the Emperor was poking him were friggin adorable.
Because of you, *Alfa* whenever i say "I" Multiple times in a relatively short timespan, i always say "I, Cato Sicarius" At the start of the next sentence.
Tzeench feels like the evil version of Vsauce
With too much Ultrasuccess of the Ultrasmurfs, comes the Ultradepression... lol
Gotta love the Emperor here, so father-like. :3
They apparently made some sort of deal with a Warp Genie, and one of 3 wishes granted was for extraordinary luck, or something like that...
+John Whitesell I know who they made a deal with: Matt Ward.
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I was always under the impression that their luck ironically came from the Orks who believe that the color blue is lucky, intentionally and indirectly causing the Ultra Marines to get asspull luck as a trait.
I'm sure Blood Ravens possess the remaining artifacts. Just ask them.
But when you ask them they will say "but its my artifact "
kenta nakai Well, considering that right now the Chapter Master is Gabriel Angelos, he might want to improve the relations between BR and the rest of the Imperium as part of his "become the chapter that the Emperor may look upon with pride" policy.
kenta nakai
nah they will split into several company based groups fighting each other across several solar systems, calling each other heretic slayin bilions people during process attracting hive invasion,wargh invasion several major deamon showups, destroying eldar craftworld and waking up few necron legions .... and destroying artifacts in result...thats how blood ravens do!:)
Captain Ferox Mishai art but still they will say "ITS MY ARTIFACT"
"It was gifted to our chapter"
Khaine is just tired of everyone's BS, give this Xeno a break
He was the OG godly-being dick, so he gets what he deserves.
@@Jake007123 Isn't Khorne just Khaines alt account for shitposting anyway?
@@solanumlycopersicum5594 I wish it was!
23:07 It sounds like its been cut to remove the "not" part. anything you wanna tell us alfabusa?
BluR-Media-Co it wasnt like that a couple of month before
@@BLACKFLAME4941 yes
Lol, its just as well for a filthy traitor like ahriman, slaanesh must have had a hand in this....
Ahriman says trans rights?
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I have no exact idea why, but it's my favourite episode.
+Eliphas the Inheritor probably because of magnus driving over helpless children, that or the laughing god
+Eliphas the Inheritor Two words...CATO SICARIUS
Johannes Schlüter
Actually no, I even find that character kinda boring and predictable. Must be because much is happening I guess, with Marneus Calgar's appearance.
Is this even possible? You don't tremble in awe at the appeareance of the magnificience that is him, Cato Sicarius?
But honestly it's my favourite ep too and I agree with you that much is going on in this one.
+Eliphas the Inheritor Maybe Ahriman's the reason? Though watching the Emperor poke Tzeentch into submission was hilarious as well.
Agreed. This series is canon.
This series said you are dumb so that is canon now you dumb dumb
At least partially in 40k universe that my mega-crossover uses
At least some shit in TTS are too dumb for even me
Immortal demigod with psychic powers second only to the God-Emperor himself: *Puts on bicycle helmet*
23:00
Ahh, Alfabusa
You're tryin to pull a sneaky on us huh?
yeah, just realized that. the audio is edited right? he used to say "not dicks" even the subtitles are there XD
He speaks the truth now
It was Tzeentch who made the change. Just as planned
Why was the Laughing God moving his hand around like he was controlling that Chaos guy as if he was a puppet when he talked?
All are but puppets to Cegorath.
its a jacking off motion.
BECAUSE HE'S THE ONE DOING THE FUCKING WITH AROUND HERE!
To show he had Ahriman dancing on his strings in being so masterfully trolled. Notice that only once Ahriman realized what was going on that Cegorach stopped.
THAT detail i did not notice. Thank you Tanall
I think he's doing a mocking and sarcastic hand-puppet motion to mimic him talking X)
I am already astonished by the amount of details and giggles. Now, i am even astonished by the amount of details.
When Ahriman is having his body flamboyantly moving, I noticed the right hand of the laughing god synchronizing to his movement; buying time to handicap Ahriman.
Oh, for fuck's sake, SCREAM IN DESPERATION FOR ME RUBRIIIiics!
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You know, Emperor-Text-To-Speech would be even more epic modification for Dawn of War then Ultimate Apocalypse. And totally canon too!
Imagine choosing space marine chapter and hearing great knews about Vilkan who lives! Or soloing whole chaos legion by Cato Sicarius because why not.
"Here is a bike."
I cry everytime 😭 such beautiful bonding between father and son.
"Scream in desperation for me Rubriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks!"
That was fucking hilarious.
That captain guy may finally understand the true nature of the gods, but can he see why kids love the cinnamony taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
because everything you love is sweeter when it is filled with fine sugary dust.
1:58
The Death Korps Guardsmen would make the paradise a hell hole not stand and around and cry like the Ultra Smurf
Still. Gives you an idea how he’s feeling…
Hearing Magnus yelling “I AM HAPPYYYYY!” Made me happy as well. Especially with the joyous tone he had.
Tzeentch, the chaos god of plotting and intellect, with tremendous knowledge at his disposal... and the best insult he can come up with is "you smell like poop?" I expected better from the Architect of Fate. Tzeentch must also be hard to converse with because of all that logical filibustering he does. Warpchat should be a thing. What's Khorne's Warpchat name? Khorneflakes?
Ned Zukoski Khorne is RIPANDTEAR
Just as planned
Khorneflakes? Is that a lathland reference?
Ned Zukoski maybe it was his off day
Remember his also a nerd
"Shut your fucking warp-rift." That one killed me.
Only just noticed this after a 5th watch through, but whenever Ahriman talks, Cegorach’s right hand flexes and weaves in unison with Ahriman’s movements and words, almost like he’s puppeteering him.
Those poor kids! I could almost feel the pain of that poor kid dressed as a space marine while all of his friends lay dead around him...
still can't wait to hear failbaddon the harmless
harmless and armless
Voiced by Takahata101...my life is complete
"FAHK YOOOUU"
that kid just can't catch a break, he been kidnapped by the dark eldar twice and run over by a bike
5:53 Did anyone else see that _other piece of the Emperor's psyche join on him_ before he confronted Tzeentch?
Which one?
@@AmryL I'm guessing the Star Child.
So I'm extremely late to the party but I'm not the only one who finds Magnus and The Emperor reconnecting to be genuinely kind of sweet, right?
edit: oh nvm magnus just ran over a bunch of kids, what a dick
Lucky fucking kid and his box's +3 armor save...
Legendary Mastercrafted Power-Box. +2 Inv-save.
at least it protects more than imperial guard standar flak armor
Mud Kip Fear not! Marked by the holy son of the Emperor, those children shall be recovered and rebuilt as holy servitors or some shit!
+Invisifat NotApplicable The surviving kid will be added to the lamenters or the doom eagles or any other overfucked chapter.
Plot twist, that kid is Alfabusa, as such, he is protected by plot armour.
I think the source of the Ultramarines' improbable success is that Miracle Elixir in the background.
........kill him before he escapes!
Ian Bailey Yes of course, t is the patronage of our spiritual liege! Definitely not any super elixir distilled out of xeno feces.
HiroProtagonest actually I think it’s because of the deathsckulls ork klan who paint themselves blue because they believe it to be lucky
@@abdalln8554 wait w h a t
Theres something really cute about the emperor saying “thats my boy”
I can't be the only person who finds the Emperor saying "boonga wooga" hilarious?
Hey think the Emperor is going to hear about the Imperial Guard soon. I got a feeling he is going to _love_ hearing the Army was split up and that battlefield tactics have become more primitive that WW1, along with even older tactics, are more effective than what the majority of worlds train, if they train their men at all. The Guard may be his hammer but sometimes they use the clawhammer from the tool shed, instead of the warhammer that leaves nothing but a mess where his enemies' heads once where.
Thats only true of some wars fought by the guard
Even the Ultramarines are annoyed by Matt Ward. haha
Ahriman's voiceactor is unreasonably sultry and badass.
I don't care what GW thinks, THAT IS THE CANON VOICE FOR Cato Sicarius!
Is it just me, or is Cegorach's right hand moving in time with Ahriman's dialogue like he was doing the talking Hand puppet Gesture?
cale42 Its fuckin' Cegorach, you tell me.
@laz kar what if Chegorach is the truly one god, and he doing all of this for his entertainment?
Holy shit I just noticed that!
Emps is so epic, this episode brought a tear to my eye :)
GLORIOUS!
"I'm helping!" -custodese
"Real ladies, with boobs. And not dicks."
They had to face the greatest danger in the galaxy.
where's Captain Titus to kick some sense into these Ultrasmurfs
He got killed by the inquisitor at the end of the game
Rogal Dorn
please, not even a Commissar's *BLAM!* is powerful enough to kill that walking lump of awesomeness
+Field Marshal Fry Odds are he's busy saving the day elsewhere, rolling with the Deathwatch and sending derogatory and wholly-deserved text-messages to the guy who replaced him, Cato Sicarius.
Nehfarius
actually, if the presence of the Blood Raven's in the game is anything to go by, the game is set in 42nd Millennia, so it's entire possible that Cato is the Chapter Master freeing up the position of Captain of the Second Company for Titus
Field Marshal Fry
That could also be a thing. Titus not being promoted yet, but needing to after Boss Calgar decides he's QUITE done putting up with Cato's self-aggrandizing bullshit.
I just noticed that when Magnus gets his soul back his eye stops glowing
7:24 Man so this is how the emperor and the chaos gods fight with his mind XD
22:00 this Kid Survived because well when orks Believe The Color Blue is Luck so yeah explains alot why the Ultra smurfs won Battles with the Odds of Success