This movie also featured one of the few likeable characters in an MST movie: Eullabelle. She had more sense than the scientist, knowing right away what they were dealing with. And while that voodoo didn't seem to help (though how cool would it have been if it had?), at least she tried to SOMETHING about the monsters, as opposed to the police. Heck, she's the one who found out it was sodium that killed those things, even if it was by accident. And well...she had a lot of personlity.
" I don't like slumber parties now that I'm in my 40's..." " I am comprised of a series of ones and zeros..." " Is it a plant or an animal?" "Planimal."
Servo: Crappy movie parking HERE! Crow: Ooohhh, I betcha that'd be good with drawn butter. Of course, I'd eat my own HEAD with drawn butter. Mike: The monster immediately gets up and puts on his metal machine music. Bryon
Crow: Hey, I don't think this is a good idea, guys! Let's, let's think about this! No, don't, don't! DOH!! My neck is broken!! Servo: *crunching sounds* Crow: Fight direction by William Shatner! Mike: You have defeated me, sir, you and your noble band of... choreographers. Crow: MY SKULL! Servo: Six miles out and I still hear that awful music! Servo: Scruff Scrawny... and the Hard Gayners!
Here, let me toss a gay man at you, there you go! Well, I'm gonna strip for SOMEONE! Six miles out and I can still hear that awful music! Roast in hell, dad! Shhh... she's dead! I don't like slumber parties now that I'm in my forties!
Mike: Johnny Mathias and the Conan O' Briens! Crow: C'mon, right here, in front of everyone! C'mon, let's do it!! Servo: Chances arrrrreeeeee that I'll kick yourrrrr scrawny asssss.
"Original soundtrack not available...you'll think us." "Men should NOT have bikini areas!" "Chances are...that I'll kick your scrawny ass." "MY SKULL!!!" "Six miles out and I still hear that awful music..." "Isn't there an union rule which says they HAVE to take a break?" "Uggh...this better be a STRIP folk song!" "Every male of every species has the biological urge to panty raid."
One of the goofiest Drive-In movies ever featured on MST3K. Why did the people who created those monsters gave them what looked like tentacles in their mouths instead of teeth?
"Hey, in the back there, Drew Carey!" "I'll just smell your forehead goodbye." "I don't like slumber parties now that I'm in my forties." "Shhh. She's dead." Glad I revisited this one. Funnier than I remember. :)
YES! This is the first MST3K I ever saw, and at the time I didn't know what this show was, but I couldn't stop laughing at it! THANK YOU for putting this up! Oh, and I don't think it was included in this montage, but when they're singing with the guitar, "I see no reason to leave D."
Crow: Ho ho! Is there anyone who likes pickles as much as I do!? Mike: My God! What's happened to me?! Servo: WHOA! WHOA WHOA! Mike: Oooohh-ho! Crow: Men should NOT have bikini areas!
And this misses three of the best riffs: "I'm Marissa Tomei and I'm concerned." "I'm Joan Kennedy and I'm concerned." - "He's turning into Oliver Reed's liver." - "So, radiation has a sense of humor."
SODIUM!! it's like the water from 'Signs', but actually more believable. mst3k has given me the life skills to create my own comedic commentary of the absurdity of life.
"Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party." "Help! We're cutouts!" (Nice compilation from a strong episode; the one unquestionably great moment that you omitted was Servo mimicking the girl's suggestive moans during the epilogue.)
The funny thing is that the Brains thought the music was better than the movie deserved -- the band wasn't really all that bad, all things considered -- so it was kind of hard to make fun of the songs.
@educatedcockroach I don't think the stunt guy was actually in the suit. He just stuffed the glove with newspapers or something and held it in front of the camera.
Want to feel really uncomfortable? The "actors" playing Hank and Elaine were brother and sister. And, yes, I come back to watch this regularly. Every single one of these is gold.
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"Hey, in the back there. Drew Carey!"
🎶And all the flesh slipped off my skuuuullllllll!!!🎶
You have defeated me, sir. You and your noble band of choreographers.
To this day I say “I can’t get this beer open!” every time I have trouble opening almost anything
"and all the flesh slipped off my skuuuuuuull..."
Jean-Paul Sartre's motorcycle gang. Lol.
This is one of those movies that makes you root for the monster.
This movie also featured one of the few likeable characters in an MST movie: Eullabelle.
She had more sense than the scientist, knowing right away what they were dealing with. And while that voodoo didn't seem to help (though how cool would it have been if it had?), at least she tried to SOMETHING about the monsters, as opposed to the police. Heck, she's the one who found out it was sodium that killed those things, even if it was by accident. And well...she had a lot of personlity.
Isn't there a union rule that says they have to take a break?
I'm falling! I'm falling again! Again! Again! Again!
" I don't like slumber parties now that I'm in my 40's..."
" I am comprised of a series of ones and zeros..."
" Is it a plant or an animal?" "Planimal."
"Hi -- Jehovah's Monsters" "Please take a Watchmonster!"
'Chaaannces aarrrreee...that I'll kick your...scrawny ass....'
"I had a generally positive impression of white people before this movie."
MY SKULL!!
Original soundtrack not available, you'll thank us!
1:24 "The monster stars in the one-man version of "Pirates of Penzance"
1:37 genuinely thought that was Drew Carey until I did the maths and figured out Drew would've been a kid when this movie was shot.
"What good is a man? If he's thin as a broo oo ooooom?" :)
"I don't like slumber parties anymore, now that I'm in my 40s".
"Shh, she's dead!'
See, this is why Bill Corbett is awesome. As good as Trace was, I don't think his Crow could've pulled off the "panty raid" line.
Or stuff like the drawn butter bit.
"Hail to Ra the sun god!"
Goddamn I've seen this episode so many times over the years but 2:59 still gets me every time.
Crow: Ooohhh, I betcha that would be good with drawn butter. 'Course I'd eat my own _head_ with drawn butter... X-D
You got a weird-ass mind, Crow.
Servo: Will he shift?!
Crow: Will the wheel move?!
They don't even know what panties are, yet they feel compelled to raid...
That girl's voice is really something. I've never heard someone talk like that. It's amazing.
How could you not have included the ninja noises mike makes when the monsters jump the ladies in the car! HOWWWWWWWWW
MY SKUUUULLL!
+Michael Welsh (Femoman) One of my favorite lines of the entire series!
Pop the trunk! Pop the trunk! Pop the trunk!!
Servo: Crappy movie parking HERE!
Crow: Ooohhh, I betcha that'd be good with drawn butter. Of course, I'd eat my own HEAD with drawn butter.
Mike: The monster immediately gets up and puts on his metal machine music.
Bryon
" The sweeping majesty of young, white republican love"
That's funny as hell
Got to be one of my faves.
LOL! @ 7:43 "Hey! Do farts have lumps?"
Thanks for the laughs.
I wish this collection included Mike and the Bots singing about sodium.
Shoop Shoop ba doo doo, sham a langa bop doo bop doo bop. This is when music had lyrics that meant something.
"So radiation has a sense of humor?"
Crow: Hey, I don't think this is a good idea, guys! Let's, let's think about this! No, don't, don't! DOH!! My neck is broken!!
Servo: *crunching sounds*
Crow: Fight direction by William Shatner!
Mike: You have defeated me, sir, you and your noble band of... choreographers.
Crow: MY SKULL!
Servo: Six miles out and I still hear that awful music!
Servo: Scruff Scrawny... and the Hard Gayners!
@2:58 "We can't get this beer open" hehe
Crow: OWOW!! POP THE TRUNK! POP THE TRUNK!!! OW!!
0:27 Gary oldman's last name when he was young
Crow's pickle line at 1:15 had me piss my pants when I saw it the first time.
Here, let me toss a gay man at you, there you go!
Well, I'm gonna strip for SOMEONE!
Six miles out and I can still hear that awful music!
Roast in hell, dad!
Shhh... she's dead!
I don't like slumber parties now that I'm in my forties!
I laughed so hard at "Shh.. she's dead." that I almost peed my pants.
Mike: Johnny Mathias and the Conan O' Briens!
Crow: C'mon, right here, in front of everyone! C'mon, let's do it!!
Servo: Chances arrrrreeeeee that I'll kick yourrrrr scrawny asssss.
And to think the best riff of The Horror Of Party Beach was "Do farts have lumps?" 😶
3:27 "All hail to Ra, the sun god."
"Original soundtrack not available...you'll think us."
"Men should NOT have bikini areas!"
"Chances are...that I'll kick your scrawny ass."
"MY SKULL!!!"
"Six miles out and I still hear that awful music..."
"Isn't there an union rule which says they HAVE to take a break?"
"Uggh...this better be a STRIP folk song!"
"Every male of every species has the biological urge to panty raid."
Say what you will about this movie...the Del-Aires rocked. Seriously.
I'm sure they'll appreciate it. 😁
Pop the trunk, pop the trunk!!
"West Island..."
"That's over here in the east, right?"
One of the goofiest Drive-In movies ever featured on MST3K. Why did the people who created those monsters gave them what looked like tentacles in their mouths instead of teeth?
To get people to eat more pickles! :D
I hear it's because of lack of money.
@@cutecobra9696 I'd believe it. 😅
Scott Scrawney.... and the Hard Gainers
Original soundtrack not available. You'll thank us.
"Hey, in the back there, Drew Carey!"
"I'll just smell your forehead goodbye."
"I don't like slumber parties now that I'm in my forties."
"Shhh. She's dead."
Glad I revisited this one. Funnier than I remember. :)
Johnny Mathis and the Conan O'Briens
YES! This is the first MST3K I ever saw, and at the time I didn't know what this show was, but I couldn't stop laughing at it! THANK YOU for putting this up! Oh, and I don't think it was included in this montage, but when they're singing with the guitar, "I see no reason to leave D."
"how bout mmm" BOP! lol
Ah the 60's, where teenagers in movies were played by 30 somethings!
Nice salute to Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music" at 01:05 ...
"Of course, I'd eat my own head with drawn butter."
That was the line that had me laughing the hardest. Hilarious!
Thanks for the comments everybody! I'm glad you like the montage...it was my first but not my last. ^_^
"I can't get this beer open!" LMAO!!!!
" Do farts have lumps?"
LMAO XD I wish there were more of the maid.
She needed her own sleuth tv show!
Crow: Ho ho! Is there anyone who likes pickles as much as I do!?
Mike: My God! What's happened to me?!
Servo: WHOA! WHOA WHOA!
Mike: Oooohh-ho!
Crow: Men should NOT have bikini areas!
And this misses three of the best riffs: "I'm Marissa Tomei and I'm concerned." "I'm Joan Kennedy and I'm concerned." - "He's turning into Oliver Reed's liver." - "So, radiation has a sense of humor."
The sweeping majesty of young white Republican love.
Can you imagine being that thirsty. Great comedy movie wasn't scared one bit.
That poor stuntman's hand got WRECKED by that car door, made worse by the fact they kept it in the damn movie.
Asst. Director: "Gee, the stuntman hurt his hand."
Director: Tell him to shake it off, were still filming!" 🎥
"I can't touch you, you're a lady!"
"I'm wearing Pull-Ups mommy."
"All hail to Ra, the sun god!"
One of the best.
"Hey, Mars exploded; huh."
"What do you think Magic Bear?"
Hilarious!
OH, OH, POP THE TRUNK! POP THE TRUNK!
"MY SKULL!"
"Pete..." "Do farts have lumps?"
Jehovah's Monsters.....
Sooooooooooooooodiummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!
Bryon Youngblood A glowing tribute to one of nature's volatile elements.
@Sabreeshuh The first time I heard this I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard! XD
5 year olds: "I can't get this beer open!"
Look out! Ted Kennedy is driving home!
Does anyone love pickles more than I do
Actually, Crow, I wish there was a soundtrack album; it's the only really good thing about the movie. Great riffing by the SOL crew, though.
"The monsters win the pennant! the monsters win the pennant!"
Why'd you leave that one out?
"Cookie"
tuned gray... nope now it's white again!
Sodium!!
SODIUM!! it's like the water from 'Signs', but actually more believable.
mst3k has given me the life skills to create my own comedic commentary of the absurdity of life.
Actually, that was pure water that hurts those aliens.
"Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party."
"Help! We're cutouts!"
(Nice compilation from a strong episode; the one unquestionably great moment that you omitted was Servo mimicking the girl's suggestive moans during the epilogue.)
"It's YOUR plot point!"
2:59
his " I Just Came" Face
GET YOUR HOTDOGS!
The funny thing is that the Brains thought the music was better than the movie deserved -- the band wasn't really all that bad, all things considered -- so it was kind of hard to make fun of the songs.
Original soundtrack not available: you'll thank us.
there's more chips if anybody wants them
This was literally the funniest episode
That's enough!
You're scaring me!!!
@educatedcockroach I don't think the stunt guy was actually in the suit. He just stuffed the glove with newspapers or something and held it in front of the camera.
So maybe I'm a chemistry idiot - but doesn't ocean water contain sodium? And yet the monsters come from ocean water?
hebneh Logic, who needs it?
You completely forgot about "Why am I dubbed?".
Aw, you didn't like "It's a human thing!" "You wouldn't understand."
Pity
Want to feel really uncomfortable? The "actors" playing Hank and Elaine were brother and sister.
And, yes, I come back to watch this regularly. Every single one of these is gold.
Oh, so THAT's where Spencer stashed the others.