Jennifer Coolidge Reads Thirst Tweets
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- Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
- Jennifer Coolidge (American Pie, Legally Blonde) reads the internet's thirstiest tweets all about herself!
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“I just want Jennifer Coolidge to slap me with a purse”
“Awwwww. I will”
I CHOKED
BruiseBerry she said thank you I will
Are you dead?
*thank you
BruiseBerry I want that tho 🙊😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO 🤣🤣...this was just so much funnier when I read this 😂😂
“I don’t really have any children... I was *barren* ...ANYWAY, umm.”
*ICON*
That's code for: Hit dat shit bareback!
That was too good lmaoooo
What’s barren mean
@@Paintress it means she wasn't able to have children.
40% of women are barren and 20%men too
"These gays, they're trying to murder me" - Jennifer Coolidge (2022)
As timeless as Shakespeare.
proceeds to murder them
@@greenplumboi and then dies
Loooove it. I keep trying to convince my friends to watch it. I won't stop til they do.
@@randyseay4855 🤣
I love how Jennifer Coolidge plays Jennifer Coolidge in everything she’s in.
That's because Jennifer Coolidge is in everything she plays!!
I mean except for 2 broke girls as far as I know
@@kleecake6635 or “the secret life of an american teenager”
And I am there for it!
Except in Seinfeld. I’ve never seen her so normal!
Shes iconic. Everyone knows she deserves an Oscar for Cinderella Story.
Love that movie!!!
Omg yeeeesss
I watched it again on Netflix
PERIOD it’s literally my favourite movie
Lol
"I miss jennifer coolidge"
Jennifer:............ im not dead?
I was also confused
@@CatMoca there was once a rumour that she was dead circulating on Twitter, so she may have been responding to that idk
She seemed to have starred in major films earlier in her career and has, like many stars, switched over to TV. So, I think the tweet was referring to not seeing her in many big screen projects lately.
Cece Bayul They wrote it in past tense, not the present so I guess she thought they were saying she hadn’t been around for awhile, I laughed 😂
Sometimes, I can still hear her voice
"I was barren" how does she make such a sad thing so funny
Hahaha I haven't laughed like that at a video in forever
Why is that sad? Not every woman wants to have kids
Maybe she did.
You should watch Best in Show. She KILLS in it, especially her scenes as Lane Lynch's Lover
@@Cedar.and.Sulfur It looks sad to other people, bcz they will not be leaving any ancestors behind. Imagine her children and grandchildren remembering her or marveling her for her funny acting roles. Also she had a sad look on her face when she said that.
When she says “It’s not because the gays know theater. It’s because the gays just know how to do stuff. They’re survivors. And for some reason, they’re always obsessed with me. I don’t know why. I like it.”
Translates to these tweets ICONIC QUEEN
Awe why am I about to cry reading her statement 😭😭 they really are survivors fr
wait where can i read /watch that please
@@marianasam4087 single all the way!
These aren’t even “thirst” tweets. These are just compliments
Chandler Whitchurch hence why they’re called thirst tweets??? Lol duh
buzzfeed respec wumehn
Ikr? Im so disappointed
veronica Ave no. that’s not what thirst tweets are lmao
We all got too much respect for her.
she has such a warm motherly vibe where she’d call me honey which also makes me attracted to her and i don’t know how to feel about that
I know what u mean and it’s so weird haha haha 😂 is there something wrong with us?!
K W nah we’re the normal ones
Katie Book 😆
Yes. A warm, motherly woman who is very much kind.
"AUNT FAAAAAAANNNNNNYYYYYY!"
Katie Book its called an “Oedipus complex” ;)
100% they didn't show her the dirtier tweets, coz there's bound to be a whole load of people out there that still remember American Pie.
Stifler's mom😂😂😂
Yeah. Stifler's mom. I expected dirtier. Lmao she is still fine.
@@LadyKris3345 They edited the dirty ones out because they were probably very gross. All the other one's get edited too. I want X to (redacted) me in the (redacted)? There's tons of those...
Oh Im sure the assistant who went thru twitter to find tweets for this video was traumatized of the dirty shit they had to see. 😂
You want a hot dog real bad don't ya?
"I want Jennifer Coolidge to slap me with a purse"
"thank you, I will"
tweet: "i just want Jennifer Coolidge to slap me with a purse."
Jennifer: "thank you. *I will* "
😂😂😂😂😂
Little Dreams Animations 😂😂😂
PFFFFT
I laughed so hard there. That what makes her unique and why I love her!!! ❤😂😂😂😂😂
That one was my favourite too 😂
It's the sincerity that makes it so funny.
“I was barren” why did i burst out laughing hahaha her delivery is on point
SparkzMxzXZ I’m glad she shined a spotlight on infertility.
Was looking for this comment 😂
Her comic timing is perfect
I hope I'm barren.
How she said it is funny; however, the process to arrive at a place to joke about it very long with oceans of tears and facing fears. It’s very misunderstood (and gaslit) by people who have never experienced it.
She's a A Lister with a real genuine sense of humour. Incredible actress and just absolutely a unique person
Stay Special Jennifer
Sheila
her name isn't Jennifer Sheila. It's Jennifer Coolidge.
@@PJ-sv4iw HELP 😭😭
@@jenniferjohnston8173 with what?
@@PJ-sv4iw nothing it’s just an expression that means somethings funny😭😭 i was laughing bc u misunderstood
@@jenniferjohnston8173 it was a joke, not a misunderstanding. Lol. Help. 😭.
I always imagine her talking like she did in her character in 'broke girls'
SAMMEE LMAO
Same girl same!
Lol I loved Sophie's character
OMG same!!! I love her playing SOPHIE 😅❤️
YEAH
I could see her on American Horror Story.
I could see her be in the AHS: Coven series She could play a witch just like how Jessica Lange done Fiona Goode
Same
Oh my god why hasn’t this been done yet??!!!!! Ryan Murphy sleeping on her
#AHS
can we plsss tweet ryan about this??
"i sure miss jennifer coolidge, i'm gonna put this tweet on her grave." lmao
“I’m not DEAD!” fucking KILLED me 😂
And then leaving the obituary tweet on her own grave 😂
She's so brilliant and her comedy timing is spot on. Laughed from beginning to end!
“i want jennifer coolidge to slap me with her purse”
honestly, same
Ty I will 😂😂
😂
One time, she punched me in the face...IT WAS AWESOME
The only thing better would be if she slapped you with two purses
Jennifer Coolidge after she reads every tweet:
“Thats the nicest thing anyone have ever said to me”
Lamín except for when she said “that’s kinda mean”
just realised she looks the same today as she did 20 years ago.
It's pretty easy when you're in your 30s to 50s to not age that much. Just don't do drugs mostly. lol
I think she looks even better now!
@@danielm4436 or just dont get married and dont have kids
@@danielm4436 Yeah I'm 40, I can't tell my own pictures apart. Nothing happened. I guess the day will come when it all just falls to bits at once and I'll look like hell over night😵😵
@@cocobean6281 wtf does that have to do with anything regarding aging? Having kids MAYBE, but getting married is irrelevant, and even having kids isn’t guaranteed to age someone the same way. There are a ton of other factors that contribute as well.
Such a fucking legend. I wish everyone could be more like Jennifer Coolidge, the world would be a better place.
“My sexual identity is Jennifer Coolidge In legally blonde” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My sexual Identity is Jennifer Coolidge in a Cinderella story
@@jdjendb8255 OMG 100% The
Salmon diet tho xD
Jdjendb MOOD
Just bend and snap...its so easy anyone can do it. 😂
@@Hannahnana-nana89 Omg the bend and snap works every time 😂👌
When 2 broke girls ended. I was sad cause I would never hear "HEY EVERYBODY" again.
and “ sitting on my boououth”
Me tooo
Same!!
Ill be in my booooth
I'll be in my booth!!
I'm not dead... I love the way she said that
The way she said, “I was barren” just made my heart hurt no matter how many times I watched it
“I didn’t have any children, I was barren 😀”
She’s so her for delivering that without a tone of sadness or regret.
Much love to her, beautiful soul♥️
I also loved that!😂And much love indeed❤
exactly, some people like myself think with or without kids, i'll still be happy :) im ok with either as long as my partner is with me
Oh by the way I’m in no way saying anyone needs children to feel whole or anything like that... but not even having the option for some folks especially those who wanted them can be detrimental. (And yes there are tons of other options out there)
That being said just in case anyone needs to hear this, it doesn’t take away anything from you! You are a 100% woman because that’s what you feel you are... even if your reproductive parts aren’t helping out with that!
@@dede414j6 i feel you, but if it's really like that why not just adopt a baby who needs a home and a family? I don't want to have kids though and don't care for that legacy stuff so I'm good but not being able to birth shouldn't make you feel a certain way unless you did it to yourself then that's your fault.
BigChiefJr oh no I most definitely Understand that... and I’m not against adoption at all... But it’s like... some women feel as though it’s a punishment by “god” (or what they specifically believe in) or as if it’s unfair they don’t have the choice because their body rejects something they feel it’s their right to be able to create....so it creates this mentality of being poisonous even though it’s scientifically explainable....
But I do think that once you put away that mindset adoption and things like that are just as amazing because family is built on bonds... it’s kind of this weird stigma that you want to be able to say “oh this little person looks like me I made that I went through pain to bring you here and love you unconditionally” and then having that snatched away ? If I’m painting the right image...but I don’t disagree at all with the other options... even surrogacy. But women who do that say they often feel weird because they lack the connection of “oh my breast grew today, oh my back hurts because my stomach is heavy” and you can only listen but not experience...
long story short (sorry for the blabbering)
I’m just saying having things closed off from your life experience CAN be sucky but she is great for not letting it be : )
How is it possible that I can’t find a Jennifer Coolidge movie where she’s the lead?! Unconscionable!! Illegal even! She steals every scene she’s in. Let’s make it official and give her her own movie. I would watch that on repeat. 💙💜💗
She is still a babe, and has a healthy sense of humor.
"jennifer coolidge made me gay"
that's only a compliment if the person who tweeted was a woman.
Yes it's a woman. Therefore it's a compliment.
It would still be a compliment if it was a man. Imagine she inspired a guy to tap into his inner childless m.i.l.f queen and bag the guy he’s always wanted.
@@HeyitsBri_ YES I WAS THINKING EXACTLY THIS. Actually, Paulette Bonafonte was (is?) a huge part of my identity as a gay non-binary mess ❤️❤️❤️😭
@@HeyitsBri_ Wouldn't that mean he was always gay?
I assumed it was a guy
I didn’t realize everyone was stanning Jennifer Coolidge so much. Well, I stan her now too!
Yabba Dabba Doo we’ve been stanned since the 90’s 😛
Duuuuuude, it's Stiffler's mom 🤜🤛
John John and Samantha Joy I only knew her as Hillary Duff Cinderella’s step-mother I guess 🤷🏼♀️
I don't know what all the hype for her is about someone explain it to me. I mean she's cool and all but why??
@@miss.yummy69 she plays her characters to perfection? We love talent duh
I loved her annoying character in Friends. "Call me on my mobile!"
"Okay, don't hold thY breath!"
"I feel like a perfect arse" 😆
“you look positively ghâhštlÿ”
@@thisismecry1ng That fake British woman's a real bitch, but she sure can dance!
i can hear this dialog 😂
She’s one of those actresses that I forget about until I see her again and I’m like “oh yeahhhh! I love her.”
They’re all Juno birch on different accounts
Omg true
LMAO! I'd believe that.
True!!
That makes sense in my fantasy
Iconic
Honestly she is the funniest person I love her.
God I love her! Nobody is like her. She does her own thing and it’s hilarious and fabulous💕
She's like that cool white mom who's so liberal and plays rap in front of her kids' black friends and raps along but her kids are so annoyed💀
And all the boys and man in that town and the next have one way or another "connected" to her. You know, Stifler mom kind of connection. 😂😂😂
But yea, she is awesome.
@@ravezon 😂😂😂
Why was this description so perfect? Made me laugh so hard 😂😂
@@kenm2047 just think of it as she like bbc. 🤣🤣🤣
@@kenm2047 well who started rap?
"I want Jennifer Coolidge to slap me with a purse"
Thank you, I will
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"you want a cookie"
"mmmm so moist"
Mmm the mOistest
YES
Fml I love that line 😂
😂😂
I can hear this comment.
Ok now i need her to make a movie with Anna farris playing her mother in a comedy .. that would be amazing !! 2 great comedic actors
i love her so much shes everything.
I met her once when I was working in retail, and honestly she is one of the most sweetest people I have ever met. Super chill and kind literally the same person you see in this video. Wish they would've given her some more real thirst tweets though, because she has a great sense of humor.
"She has enough BDE to power a small town"
(Smiles)
"Thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me."
😆
She deserves an Oscar for Sophie kutchenski in 2broke girls
HEY??? That’s what I have been saying for YEARS
You mean Emmy or Golden Globes.Oscar is for movie only.
She looks GORGEOUS!
Buzzfeed, you can’t have “thirsty tweets” content and censor everything.
I think they're talking about the beep...
her comedic timing is so unique, thats a hard thing to find
Her and Lori Beth denberg have this ability: they could say anything and id laugh
It's perfection
Yep you either have or you don't!
Didn’t think there’d be any hate in these tweets. Jennifer Coolidge is both one gorgeous and talented lady. ❤️❤️❤️
She deserved an emmy for her role in the Sex and the City episode where she made purses with a glue gun. "Look!!!....little shoes!!!!!"
I remember that! See was awesome!
OMG I DON'T remember that.. which one??
@@childoftime9964 It's called "The Perfect Present", and I think it's season 6 ep 3. :)
@@stephensantay578 well you don't have to twist my arm to get me to re-watch SATC lol
Those tweets aren't thirsty at all. Not even exciting, I mean look at her reactions, those are just compliment tweets that she deserves! Where's the witty ones? The funny ones? Team should've worked harder to find good tweets bcs Jennifer Coolidge is THE ICON. Sheesh.
edit: I’m not saying we have to actually “sexualize” her for a content but it’s just.. those tweets are not thirsty while the title of this video is literally “thirst tweets”. There are so many praises, adoring-but-funny-af tweets about Jennifer that should’ve been featured here, you know, like the usual ones with the other guests, but this time it’s almost like Buzzfeed is not even trying. It’s frustrating. That’s what I’m trying to say here. 🥺👍
It seems like they intentionally avoid actual thirst tweets for some celebrities. The one with Molly Ringwald she was pretty much demanding to get an actual thirst tweet like the ones everyone else was getting.
From what Iv'e seen they rarely give really thirsty ones to women. I'm glad this episode even had a woman in it because 90 percent of these episodes are of men.
CALLING HER A MILF ISN'T WITTY?
Buzzfeeed always lacking on the actually thrist
@Gold Rose oh stfu, women hear "thirsty" shit about them on the daily, even when they're kids. men take this kinda shit as compliments, so I've been told over and over again, women think this shit is gross, especially women in the public eye
Seems like everyone drank a gallon of water before these thirst tweets.
Amanda Oaktree fr 😂😂😂
@@longdirtytoenails1076 Seek HELP!
Death Dealer you can drink a gallon of me
This whole reply section is going with me to the cemetery ✌️
Amanda Oaktree do u wanna see a video of ppl drinking bleach?
Why did I think she was going to talk with an outrageous accent?
Literally I was thinking the same thing🤣🤣🤣
I thought that was her normal voice 🤦♀️🤦♀️😂😂😂
I love her so much, I don't remember her movies pre American Pie though.... she's like an enigma.
Jennifer Coolidge in that episode of “The Closer” as a woman trying to kill her husband for his money is THE funniest performance on that show ever-and it’s not even a comedy show. She literally stole the show and made it her own for that episode.
I watched that episode with my mom, a year or so ago. We were laughing our heads off with her performance 😂
The Lone Wolf It was absolutely hilarious, wasn’t it? She was great.
🤣🤣🤣
The closer? Is that a weekly show? Which episode?
Yeah! That was one of my FAVOURITE episodes. She was brilliant.
😂😂😂 yes that was very funny. I miss that show. Need to bring it back. X
“I’m not dead.” -ALL 2020
One million+ dead folk: wish we could say the same
Hahahahahaha
I love this woman. So funny, so classy, that voice is amazing and her energy is so vibrant and positive. ❤️
Wow.
She's a legend.So sad Hollywood doesn't acknowledge her more.
It's so weird to hear her speak 'normally' after 6 seasons of 2 Broke Girls 😂
I know I was waiting to hear Sophie
Legit 😂🙌🏼
ya i love that show
"I'll be in my booth!!" 😂😂😂 Love her
@@fionacoin5329 "I'm wearing a beret, I'm holding a baguette. Bonjour b*tches!!" 😂😂😂
These tweets ain't even thirsty but I love her so I don't care
Joe S sadly, you’re right.. and if the woman would do this they probably would had call her a whore or something or ether
Because buzzfeed celeb is feminist channel so they love to objectifiyng men but not women. Hypocrisy...
@Joe S why would be gross? This channel always make same shit for men but nobody blames them. Are you male feminist or smt?
@Joe S Men don't have to face harassement at the level as women do, they don't face the same danger to sexual abuse and rape. Men ar simply NOWHERE NEAR as much objectified as women are and this since INFANCY. This channel is the exception, not the norm, and the fact at men can handle it better than women/see it as a compliment is a LUXURY that they wouldn't have if they were treated exactly like women because guess what? It's dehumanising. So stop with the bs.
@Polina Tkachenko On the internet? Is this a joke?
Seriously one of my all time favourite actresses!!
i’m literally obsessed with her!
Jennifer Coolidge makes me want a hot dog real bad.
I forgot hotdogs existed and thought you wanted an attractive dog.
@@athena8474 HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAH
Literally rolling right now!!!!
@@athena8474 are you okay?
BAHAHAH I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD
I’m gonna be honest, every time she’s about to speak I’m expecting an accent 😂
Well she's from Boston so she's actually hiding her real accent lol
She has an accent. An American one.
I miss the sophie accent 😭
She's from Yonkers! Her last name is Buffo-Martisis
Is this because of Friends?
legend right here
I realized why these tweets aren’t that thirsty and it’s because she’s a woman and men can get real creepy real fast
i mean the thirsty tweets the male celebs read are pretty creepy too
Yeah women never get creepy, all men.
Nègyp Phaazal I hope that you’re being sarcastic?😂
@@YouLookinForMeBabygirl obviously.
lesbians/bisexuals/pansexuals: ...
“I was barren.” Iconic.
Marilyn yess!
“You’re not that pretty and you’re not that smart... I’m so glad we had this conversation!” this single line made her deserving of an Oscar.
She seems like such a fun loving person to be with, no doubt she's hot, but she's nice and sweet too
She is Stifler's mom to many, but to me she will always be Amanda Buffamonteezi.
I’m sorry to catch you in your MObilE
For me the character in Nip Tuck. Is it cuz Im black?!
“SAM!...is this the Norwegian salmon I asked for?”
And don't forget to wash the Jaguar!!!!
If this were my circus I’d have you cleaning the elephant butts with a wet one
You’re not very pretty, and you’re not very bright. I’m so glad we had that talk.
Is that you in your profile pic? If it is, what the hell is going on with your hair and your eye!? It looks like your hair is going through your eye socket then going out the other way! Wtf!?!🤯
All the way from NORWEGIA.
"Monica, darling, it's Amanda calling" 🤪
That will forever be her best role!
Oh bugger! Should I not have said that? Oooh, I feel like a perfect ARSE!
as soon as i saw her face i kinda got annoyed because i could hear the fake ass british accent that Amanda had in my head lmao.
You look positively ghastly 🤣🤣
@@user-sl3ue1jw5p Wow, my flat is twice this size!
2:00 cracked me up!! “Thank you… I will 🥰” LOL she’s so cute
Damn she looks even better, ma girl ages like fine wine 💕
"I'M NOT DEAD"
- Jennifer "Stifler's Mom" Coolidge, 2020
Nothing about Stilfler's mom? These weren't thirsty.
I think it was the MILF thing.
Yeah these were pretty gentle "thirst tweets". Not so shy when it's a guy reading them smh.
Stifler’s mom and her role in Best in Show deserve more recognition via thirst tweets. This was sad.
I was expecting the same
I literally only watched for an American Pie reference lol
Ok when I see Jennifer Coolidge, I can hear only Phoebe telling "if you don't want to get me on my mobile, then don't call me on my mobile"😂😂😂
Ok don't hold THY BREATH
When she was dancing to chandler... 🤣🤣
Jennifer still looks great. She'll always be "Stifler's Mom", she was funny in 2 Broke Girls.
“Jennifer Coolage made me gay.”
That tweet changes meanings significantly depending if it was made by a woman or man.
A Koala Bear 🐨 either way it’s a compliment lol
@@thejesscen how?
@@DANGJOS because being gay is a good thing.
@@thejesscen better than being straight?
DANG JOS y e s
Honestly, these weren't really "thirsty".
Where were the thirsty Tweets at?
The intern is probably bleaching their brain from the actual thirsty ones.
They got scared so went for the safe ones lol
Can't do much on youtube now
Have any of y’all seen the other videos in this series? This is very tame in comparison, but trust me, the others aren’t like this at all. This kind of tame video is the exception, not the rule. It has nothing to do with YT or anything else. This was just a fluke.
My favorite part is when she smiled like Jennifer Coolidge .
Eveything she reads it’s a comedy haha😂 she should start a talk show inviting guests haha
I looove her lol and in 2 Broke Girls, whenever she comes out, everyone would applaud and it's awesome lol
Clo Chu what she deserves!!
Was literally just thinking of her.
"Oh my god! You look like the fourth of July!.. makes me wanna hotdog reeaal bad". 😂💕
Raevannah Whiskeyjack omg whenever I think of her this is the quote right here
Totally read this in her voice! 😂
This woman is an example of a mother, Stifler knows it well
She is an icon. She's an amazing actress and so funny and I love her in everything she stars in
Jennifer is AMAZING! She is an ICON, and I love her.
Jennifer Coolidge made me flirt with every mature woman when I was a teenager.
that's iconic
Jennifer Coolidge's quick wit & comedic timing does not surprise me, because she is from Mass & reminds me of every lady i know from REVERE. LOVE'YA
This video is so wholesome. She’s so adorable.
"Oh bugger, i feel like a perfect ARSE"😂😂🤣
I was literally just talking about her earlier this week omg but she is actually iconic bless her we Stan an underrated comedic queen
She’s in 2 broke girls as a character who dates the chef, Oleg (who doesn’t know he looks like that and Max doesn’t have the heart to tell him) with a hilarious accent
Not aged not only by looks, but also her energy.
I’d love to see her and Juno Birch alternate answering this - but not address that they’re not the same person
SAME
PLEASE
THAT is happeninggg
"I want Jennifer Coolidge to slap me with a purse"
" Aweeeeee, thank you......I will :D"
*I'M WHEEEZINGGG*
Her smile is adorable
When everyone remembers Jennifer Coolidge as Stiffler's mom but you remember her hilarious performance as Frederica the nurse on Frasier. Comedy gold!
I love when she smiles. She has the most heartwarming smile which makes you happy instantly. Like you just want to hug her. :3