Aubrey Plaza Reads Thirst Tweets

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 2 года назад +18887

    "I'm just going to say that 90% of these are probably people telling me that they want to run me over, or hit me in the face or something." I love how deadpan Aubrey delivered this line.

    • @ghanshyamsingh3653
      @ghanshyamsingh3653 2 года назад +75

      She was born DeAdPaN!!!😶

    • @Nina-dk1sb
      @Nina-dk1sb 2 года назад +65

      "So let's do it 😍"

    • @plantcraftie4141
      @plantcraftie4141 2 года назад +31

      i thought she was going to say "I'm just going to say that 90% of these.. I've probably already read" haha

    • @johnluujl
      @johnluujl 2 года назад +1

      It's the other way round, the people supposedly want HER to run THEM over, and stomp on THEIR face"

    • @hellomate2672
      @hellomate2672 2 года назад +7

      Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.

  • @pietromoviesNL
    @pietromoviesNL 18 дней назад +838

    now i get why Aubrey was chosen to play Lady Death in the MCU

    • @Eversaut
      @Eversaut 13 дней назад +10

      I thought she was a witch in Agatha??

    • @robgronotte1
      @robgronotte1 13 дней назад +11

      ​@@Eversautspoiler!

    • @moonknight4312
      @moonknight4312 9 дней назад +5

      @@Eversautshe was the green witch

    • @HD_2400
      @HD_2400 9 дней назад +8

      She was both. Yeah spoiler but its been out a for a minute and even the marvel YT channel is posting about death so I think its fair game

    • @PabloHalo-m9v
      @PabloHalo-m9v 8 дней назад

      ​@@moonknight4312no she's lady death

  • @jennyw5904
    @jennyw5904 2 года назад +31000

    Aubrey Plaza saying “I’ll be your daddy” wasn’t something I thought I needed but here we are

  • @christophermorgan598
    @christophermorgan598 Год назад +975

    Her delivery is superb. The way she can say all this shit with a *mostly* straight face and it be absolutely hilarious is unmatched.

    • @smhdpt12
      @smhdpt12 10 месяцев назад +1

      Calm down, she was literally just reading messed up tweets. She's not a deity or something.

    • @chad8767
      @chad8767 10 месяцев назад +10

      She rarely slips up and breaks out in actual laughter, it was great to see her struggle to get through some of these.

    • @benjaminparker1653
      @benjaminparker1653 4 месяца назад +2

      the straight-face is what makes this video so freaking hilarious

  • @SilverMiraii
    @SilverMiraii Год назад +11581

    At this point she would only be shocked to read something like, "I would like to hold hands with Aubrey Plaza".

  • @TheCollectorCave
    @TheCollectorCave Год назад +5448

    "I'm a nice person," said in the most sociopathic way possible. I love this woman.

    • @Anti-HyperLink
      @Anti-HyperLink Год назад

      Do you actually know what a sociopath is or do you use Twitter a lot? Sorry, do you use X a lot? You're not a psychologist.

    • @WardAwadelkarim
      @WardAwadelkarim Год назад +12

      We all do 😂

    • @maxs.3238
      @maxs.3238 Год назад +35

      I also love the switch to "reading this really makes me wanna do it" like 20 seconds later😂

    • @romulusnr
      @romulusnr 10 месяцев назад

      literally the next one "because I *would* stab you"

    • @literallyafrog367
      @literallyafrog367 2 месяца назад +2

      Last one there is a nice person.

  • @anandiganguly3086
    @anandiganguly3086 2 года назад +21450

    "the thing is I wanna be dominated, that's what ya'll are missing. I wanna be slapped around and choked and stabbed but whatever"- Miss Aubrey Plaza in the year 2022 confirmed that she is a bottom. This will surely be regarded in the future as a period of great historic significance.

    • @monalisadas9816
      @monalisadas9816 2 года назад +1658

      "I don't know if we're gonna get there, but if we do, you're welcome". My guess is she's a switch.

    • @AlMoSiCe210
      @AlMoSiCe210 2 года назад +543

      Say less, Aubrey. I volunteer as tribute

    • @V.Vv13
      @V.Vv13 2 года назад +476

      She can do ✨both✨, she wants to experience it all 😅.

    • @nyugore6681
      @nyugore6681 2 года назад +48

      I can't believe it

    • @starlvs
      @starlvs 2 года назад +21

      noooo 😭😭

  • @patrickpromen3605
    @patrickpromen3605 10 месяцев назад +273

    She is the perfect person for this. Between the dry sense of humor, the wit, and the willingness to play along, it just makes it all the funnier.

  • @ryanburkett949
    @ryanburkett949 Год назад +14120

    A horror movie where Aubrey plays herself and just actually does these things to people who tweeted this stuff.

    • @Mike_Scarn
      @Mike_Scarn Год назад +786

      You spelled “Porn” weird

    • @codychaney8167
      @codychaney8167 Год назад +182

      I offer as tribute to said movie.

    • @dandholmes
      @dandholmes Год назад +78

      That would actually be a cool movie.

    • @parksman0606
      @parksman0606 Год назад +201

      Aubrey's Plaza of Pain

    • @WillEDC
      @WillEDC Год назад +16

      Brilliant

  • @michaelklassen777
    @michaelklassen777 2 года назад +6174

    Not as thirsty as i was expecting. Was not expecting the ending with her basically saying she wants to be dominated instead of dominating.

    • @b0zzyk511
      @b0zzyk511 2 года назад +399

      They never use the real thirsty tweets with female celebs

    • @catherinegelle
      @catherinegelle 2 года назад +5

      @@b0zzyk511 why not

    • @tech4days162
      @tech4days162 2 года назад +144

      @@b0zzyk511 they used to, with tanna mogo. I dont know how to spell her last name. But they used to be way thirstier especially with the men and now they are so tame and boring

    • @hellomate2672
      @hellomate2672 2 года назад +17

      Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.

    • @CeziHD
      @CeziHD 2 года назад +35

      @@tech4days162 well they're still quite explicit and she's not shy and trying to play them down ... I honestly expected this to be way tamer. Like this Buzzfeed in the end, interesting to hear that it was wilder at some point ... judging from the video tho Aubrey could probably make an amazing side income with her openess, if she wanted to.

  • @yumiimoraless
    @yumiimoraless 2 года назад +6170

    i just love how she knew what people would say in those thirst tweets 😂😂

    • @hedrickoYO
      @hedrickoYO 2 года назад +33

      she's probably just searched her name on twitter before lmao

    • @hellomate2672
      @hellomate2672 2 года назад +8

      Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.

    • @yumiimoraless
      @yumiimoraless 2 года назад

      @@hedrickoYO shoot i didn’t notice 🫣 thanks for the clarification bud

    • @Phoenix-md8sh
      @Phoenix-md8sh 2 года назад +8

      That's what adds the sexiness to this. She's so alluring and funny.

    • @yumiimoraless
      @yumiimoraless 2 года назад +1

      @@Phoenix-md8sh agreed

  • @swordmonkey6635
    @swordmonkey6635 Год назад +1858

    She played an emotionally distant, sarcastic, dry, sometimes cruel, anti-social and cute character on a show and she wonders why she attracts masochists? lol

    • @amanSpawn00
      @amanSpawn00 11 месяцев назад +19

      It’s cuz many people think others won’t like their actual self. So they invert their own personality into something else
      This is most prevalent in young men and women
      If you’re clued in, it’s basically a way of saying, ‘no, but yes’ in a very subtle way

    • @tommybards3489
      @tommybards3489 11 месяцев назад

      that was acting dummy.

    • @YTEdy
      @YTEdy 10 месяцев назад +2

      I think most pretty women don't understand why guys want to be hurt by them, or at least, enough guys where they hear it all the time. Guys get it. Most women find it strange.

    • @captainLoknar
      @captainLoknar 10 месяцев назад

      She calls any masochist freaks then she admits she would want that for herself wtf lol

    • @captainobvious8037
      @captainobvious8037 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@YTEdyWhat? It's reasonable to assume more women are into masochistic and overall submissive scenarios than men.. so they absolutely know where it's coming from.

  • @mynamescamila
    @mynamescamila 2 года назад +9242

    Aubrey Plaza saying "what do you want me to do to your holes? be specific." Whew. 10/10

    • @brysonlozano7
      @brysonlozano7 2 года назад +98

      mommi

    • @avaguavaa
      @avaguavaa 2 года назад +3

      Ok that, but when she said to the camera “you’re all sick little babies and you all need to be stepped, stomped on” 🥵 just me? ok

    • @jonasturklbach2705
      @jonasturklbach2705 2 года назад +179

      I passed out & woke up later when she said that

    • @sonofagreatsouthernland
      @sonofagreatsouthernland 2 года назад +92

      There's a woman that knows how to please 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KingJT80
      @KingJT80 2 года назад +24

      @@jonasturklbach2705 was it the entry or the exiting of the holes that made you pass out??

  • @tmoneystickyrice
    @tmoneystickyrice Год назад +5726

    LMAO. The reveal at the end. Aubrey just wants to be dominated but people just want her to dominate them. She truly is misunderstood. 😂

    • @anthonygregory6797
      @anthonygregory6797 Год назад +297

      I mean it was a pretty big giveaway when she said she had daddy issues LOL, but then again I'm not surprised most people didn't hear that because they were focused on the other things LOL

    • @claudiamessaros8320
      @claudiamessaros8320 Год назад +60

      Umm it seemed more so like she was just uncomfortable with the whole video.

    • @CharlieLeeHamilton
      @CharlieLeeHamilton Год назад +208

      @@claudiamessaros8320 It's a mixture. Some of it she is uncomfortable with and some you can tell she is into. She's a little freaky.

    • @unstoppableExodia
      @unstoppableExodia Год назад

      That was actually my favorite part where she reveals at the end that she’s just like most women who are into being dominated and get off on being fucked rough and hard.

    • @Golfzilla70
      @Golfzilla70 Год назад +43

      @@CharlieLeeHamilton no doubt about it. She takes these movie roles that have a common theme, and the freakiness stands out :) She's awesome

  • @hermywolf5041
    @hermywolf5041 2 года назад +8279

    she knew exactly what to expect lmaoo

    • @hectorsumaoang2320
      @hectorsumaoang2320 2 года назад +71

      i have a feeling she goes through social media for this when she has the time

    • @thisisisabella3634
      @thisisisabella3634 2 года назад +12

      because she's already read them all before.

    • @Norsilca
      @Norsilca 2 года назад +17

      ​@@augustinefaithdefender Yeah she's flooded with these 24/7 already.

    • @SelectiveApathy82
      @SelectiveApathy82 2 года назад +2

      She probably rehearsed and practiced this beforehand a bit

    • @allano7814
      @allano7814 Год назад +2

      or, OOOR, she knows exactly what she wants 😏

  • @katevand
    @katevand 24 дня назад +87

    3:17 Agatha wrote this one lol

  • @MichaelThompson94
    @MichaelThompson94 Год назад +6318

    I never thought that Aubrey Plaza would create a video reading only MY tweets.

  • @MrBadSmash
    @MrBadSmash Год назад +3770

    "The feminine urge to get railed by Aubrey Plaza" actually made me laugh, that was fucking hilarious

    • @susieq8424
      @susieq8424 10 месяцев назад +185

      And her reply: "''Cause I could!" OMG!

    • @rae.lynnnn
      @rae.lynnnn 2 месяца назад +4

      @@susieq8424YESSS

    • @PositivEddie
      @PositivEddie Месяц назад +34

      I love that she did this while on her break while working at foot locker

    • @Shashini12
      @Shashini12 Месяц назад +1

      Can u plzz describe railed mean?sorry im not good at english 🥲

    • @choisuu
      @choisuu Месяц назад +1

      @@PositivEddieshe worked in foot locker??

  • @sunflowerness1262
    @sunflowerness1262 2 года назад +2343

    2:10 'that is just nasty and i'm into it' Hahaha She's a legend She's an icon and she is the moment,
    Edit: what? OMG i'm famous

    • @xinthebox
      @xinthebox 2 года назад +6

      Comon now

    • @hellomate2672
      @hellomate2672 2 года назад +5

      Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.

    • @theaterkween5791
      @theaterkween5791 2 года назад +1

      Now, c'mon now

    • @ichneumon2776
      @ichneumon2776 2 года назад

      @@hellomate2672 🖕

    • @leonscottkennedy007
      @leonscottkennedy007 2 года назад +9

      @@hellomate2672 if you love your jesus go to church not in youtube comments

  • @VancityMerc319
    @VancityMerc319 Месяц назад +40

    3:44 She said she could!👀

  • @alexandrahay3304
    @alexandrahay3304 2 года назад +5305

    Little did she know…………….Elizabeth Olsen wrote all of them.

    • @zaynes5094
      @zaynes5094 2 года назад +192

      @Alexandra Hay Lol that’s funny. Haha I just visualized Olsen sitting on her bed laughing as she wrote a few thirst tweets at Aubrey. She certainly was enamored by Aubrey.

    • @maxine4665
      @maxine4665 2 года назад +50

      Best comment ever 😂😂

    • @jeanwagner1977
      @jeanwagner1977 2 года назад +12

      Nice

    • @tvfunkyman6269
      @tvfunkyman6269 Год назад +8

      Take my like

    • @Dragon-Slay3r
      @Dragon-Slay3r Год назад +1

      Lol

  • @PlatonicVoyeur
    @PlatonicVoyeur Год назад +13266

    me sacrificing my firstborn for Aubrey Plaza: "sorry about this buddy"
    my son: "no no, I get it"

    • @tyriaxepheles7996
      @tyriaxepheles7996 Год назад +142

      Underrated comment

    • @jsov8864
      @jsov8864 Год назад +103

      I am fucking dying over here xD

    • @kaizoisevil
      @kaizoisevil Год назад +49

      In the Mahabharata, Bheeshma’s father gave up Bheeshma’s right to inheritance so he could marry a woman, who would only agree to the marriage if her and only her offspring would inherit. Bheeshma agreed to the deal in order to see his father be happy.

    • @KantHandleThis
      @KantHandleThis Год назад +10

      @@kaizoisevil oh my god

    • @Jeice555
      @Jeice555 Год назад +45

      your son: "nice"

  • @HairFIip
    @HairFIip Год назад +17057

    If Jenna Ortega plays teenage Wednesday Adams, Aubrey Plaza should play adult Wednesday.

    • @aslanov2001
      @aslanov2001 Год назад +264

      How come did I not think about it huh?

    • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
      @TheFrugalVideoGamer Год назад +354

      Nah, still gotta give it to Christina Ricci.

    • @PHPUSA66
      @PHPUSA66 Год назад +452

      She mentioned in another interview she’d rather play Morticia

    • @TheGoodGuy85
      @TheGoodGuy85 Год назад

      She would have been a better Morticia at the very least

    • @heisenberg4406
      @heisenberg4406 Год назад +257

      Aubrey is just Wednesday in real life

  • @rosie2341
    @rosie2341 11 месяцев назад +174

    can confirm she IS a nice person i met her and she was very kind

  • @saroachman
    @saroachman Год назад +776

    Never dreamed I'd live to hear Aubrey Plaza say the word "bussy"

    • @XenaBe25
      @XenaBe25 Год назад +8

      lol that's a gross word when it's used on a woman

    • @ninja_tony
      @ninja_tony Год назад +2

      @@XenaBe25I don’t even know wtf the word is but it still sounds gross. I’m guessing its the new way kids say “p*ssy” without actually saying it, but it sounds stupid.

    • @XenaBe25
      @XenaBe25 Год назад

      @@ninja_tony It's what men who are pretending call their partners' man cave f*kholes when they want to pretend their partners are **cough** capable of menstruating. I never understood why all the pretending, personally. If you're a fudgepacker, just admit it, already. Wear it like a rainbow and be proud of the poop you slap your boys into.

    • @marcosc9130
      @marcosc9130 Год назад

      @@ninja_tony worse, it's "boys pussy" so ass, it's a gay slang, you were better without knowing it but now you do, live with it.

    • @Databat123
      @Databat123 Год назад +4

      @@ninja_tony Nah it's mostly used to refer to men, mostly femboys. Still a weird word but eh what can you do, people say what they want to say.

  • @yessicasalinas166
    @yessicasalinas166 2 года назад +178

    The editing on that "Idk this person" about Matthew Gray Gubler lmao

  • @dobleonce
    @dobleonce 2 года назад +340

    She started with "cause i could" then "oh, I would" and ended with "I WILL"

  • @youvelookedbetter
    @youvelookedbetter 22 дня назад +18

    She's so real for saying that "simp" is a gross word.

  • @zerjiozerjio
    @zerjiozerjio 2 года назад +3660

    I’m like the gayest dude ever, but man, every time she stuck her tongue in her cheek suggestively I think I knew what it felt like to be straight for a split second.

    • @ObsidianLife
      @ObsidianLife 2 года назад +213

      Straight for Aubrey? LOL!

    • @gilanapatrick
      @gilanapatrick 2 года назад +233

      this is the best comment i've ever read

    • @forspartaaa2348
      @forspartaaa2348 2 года назад +110

      It happens my lesbian friend has a huge hard on Henry Cavill and Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston

    • @forspartaaa2348
      @forspartaaa2348 2 года назад +6

      @@ObsidianLife ikr like i am a dude and i don't feel that way like how the OP does for her

    • @ChrisShafi
      @ChrisShafi 2 года назад +3

      Lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @healingpoisonbreak9984
    @healingpoisonbreak9984 2 года назад +513

    "i am free on never day"
    it reminds me of april scheduling ron's appointments in a day that does not exist.

    • @anylove370
      @anylove370 2 года назад +26

      A day she *thought* didn't exist, march 31st, which is actually a day that very much exists

    • @healingpoisonbreak9984
      @healingpoisonbreak9984 2 года назад +6

      @@anylove370 yeah I know that. this is obviously about after she realized her mistake

    • @anylove370
      @anylove370 2 года назад +5

      @@healingpoisonbreak9984 I wasn't razzing on your comment, I really like the joke from the show so because your comment mentions the setup, I wanted to bring up the punchline

    • @healingpoisonbreak9984
      @healingpoisonbreak9984 2 года назад

      @@anylove370 😊

    • @DJ-iu5bb
      @DJ-iu5bb 2 года назад

      Smarch weather on The Simpsons

  • @k4l715
    @k4l715 2 года назад +3640

    Aubrey Plaza is like that sadist teacher everyone has a crush on

    • @Hasturous13
      @Hasturous13 2 года назад +119

      Even though she literally admits at the end that shes a masochist at the end and wants to be choked? not doing the choking?

    • @jade.g07
      @jade.g07 2 года назад +4

      IKR SJDJR.

    • @jade.g07
      @jade.g07 2 года назад +30

      @@Hasturous13 ofc but the way she responded to these tweets be like a sadistic teacher 😂 believe me when i say she reminded me of my prev maths teacher.

    • @NeverDoubtMe23
      @NeverDoubtMe23 2 года назад

      She is ugly, I just don't get it.

    • @jade.g07
      @jade.g07 2 года назад +6

      @@NeverDoubtMe23 Go to the eye doctor right now, my guy.

  • @murderface15g13
    @murderface15g13 11 месяцев назад +43

    I clicked on this because Aubrey Plaza, not Buzzfeed.

  • @Ndndksndbfnsb
    @Ndndksndbfnsb 2 года назад +1245

    I think we’re all just holes for Aubrey plaza

    • @pashe01
      @pashe01 2 года назад

      All my holes are hers

    • @whythenumber
      @whythenumber 2 года назад +37

      It's the unifing human experience

    • @4n820
      @4n820 2 года назад +9

      stop 😭

    • @dmu5370
      @dmu5370 2 года назад +9

      Fill me in

    • @jeanwagner1977
      @jeanwagner1977 2 года назад

      TIME MAGAZINE YH O

  • @daviddiazv17
    @daviddiazv17 2 года назад +323

    Her progressively getting more annoyed, yet also more into the idea of dominating these people is everything lol

  • @undergroundking.
    @undergroundking. 2 года назад +4041

    She's the most awkwardly beautiful woman out there

    • @cheerio8981
      @cheerio8981 2 года назад +40

      Aubrey is more than one woman? Well, *there is something I didn’t know!

    • @Weimerica8841
      @Weimerica8841 2 года назад +11

      I don't even know what a woman is anymore

    • @mikcnmvedmsfonoteka
      @mikcnmvedmsfonoteka 2 года назад +14

      Aubrey but Anna Kendric and Karen Gilligan are also awkward maybe Kristen Bell but yes no one can top Aubrey! i Had a dream about A-Team female reboot - Aubrey Plaza as Murdock, Karen Gilligan as Face, Gina Carano as Mrs. T and Halle Berry as Colonel Smith and Anna Kendric as Amy. + Jame Lee Curtis as Col.Decker

    • @Gladys_772
      @Gladys_772 2 года назад

      Cos some part of body are paralysed

    • @ikariiprince
      @ikariiprince 2 года назад +18

      I’m so confused when people say she’s “awkward” she’s the most chill person there is

  • @TimDaco
    @TimDaco 10 дней назад +4

    She was So Great in Agatha All Along. I understand Thanos and Deadpool's entire motivation now.

  • @Chaz1871
    @Chaz1871 Год назад +772

    It's cool that she was willing to do this, she seems to be more down to earth than most celebrities.

    • @JustinOther
      @JustinOther Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/C4klWmwC2ds/видео.html

    • @zipzzo
      @zipzzo Год назад +23

      as if there aren't thousands of videos of other mainstream actors doing this lol...

    • @h445
      @h445 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@zipzzo there aren't, afaik. were you being needlessly hyperbolic or have some sauce for those claims?

    • @DrSwazz
      @DrSwazz 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@h445 It's RUclips. There might literally be thousands of videos of other mainstream actors doing this.

    • @sergeantsapient
      @sergeantsapient 10 месяцев назад

      @@zipzzo work on your reading comprehension. He said that it's cool she's willing to do this. He wasn't making a definite claim that other actors don't do this dumbass.

  • @kafkaf7392
    @kafkaf7392 2 года назад +3285

    she's so fucking funny i couldn't stop laughing

    • @urrockstargf111
      @urrockstargf111 2 года назад +7

      off topic but cas in your pfp

    • @hellomate2672
      @hellomate2672 2 года назад +5

      Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.

    • @kafkaf7392
      @kafkaf7392 2 года назад +2

      @@urrockstargf111 ty:)

    • @jeffpro8
      @jeffpro8 2 года назад +5

      I believe she's funny without even trying 😂

    • @kafkaf7392
      @kafkaf7392 2 года назад +1

      @@jeffpro8 right!? she just exists and i laugh, it's kind of concerning😂

  • @TheOnlyLand
    @TheOnlyLand Год назад +1976

    Watching her try to hold in the laughs was the funnest part lmfao

    • @charlieschurk
      @charlieschurk Год назад +22

      At this point I feel like that's just her natural facial expression lol

    • @ozbullymorales1020
      @ozbullymorales1020 Год назад

      She’s like a sexy Leslie Nielsen. But female.

    • @alexfamie5255
      @alexfamie5255 Год назад +2

      Yea but the point was for ME to laugh? 🤷‍♂️😔

  • @wanderinginthewoods_sam
    @wanderinginthewoods_sam 11 месяцев назад +24

    1:54, My favorite moment. This word needs to end. Seriously. I love her facial expressions and just the way she expresses herself. She's such a beautiful woman. 5:11 You can hear someone laughing in the background, lol!!

  • @Coverdrive400
    @Coverdrive400 2 года назад +3403

    At this point she could start an only fans with just pictures of her feet and bring in millions. Man the world is crazy.

    • @Weimerica8841
      @Weimerica8841 2 года назад +161

      I'm not even into feet but I'd pay $5 for that.

    • @hellomate2672
      @hellomate2672 2 года назад +57

      Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.

    • @horuslupercal2385
      @horuslupercal2385 2 года назад +11

      This sounds exactly like an ex-boss of mine 😐

    • @Joshu_Y
      @Joshu_Y 2 года назад

      Inserting her feet into holes

    • @Savagemode09
      @Savagemode09 2 года назад +12

      She could literally be rich af

  • @ShinRyojin
    @ShinRyojin 2 года назад +687

    I love how Aubrey is both taken aback and down to clown for these tweets.

  • @carsonjones6479
    @carsonjones6479 2 года назад +514

    I love how she delivers this with such a serious face she’s so witty

  • @omarsoliman2355
    @omarsoliman2355 11 месяцев назад +28

    I LOVE how much she gets her own vibe. It's her character from the Scott Pilgrim movie, right? Just very serious, monotone, abusively mean. but not in an angry way. I LOVE HER in just about anything. By the way, she's a really good actress. But some might say that it's much more difficult to appear to be any kind of a version of yourself on camera. She just makes it all look very natural. She is effortlessly HILARIOUS!!!

  • @anylove370
    @anylove370 2 года назад +1406

    So we're just not going to talk about that ending? Cause like, Aubrey, I'm your woman

    • @mione134
      @mione134 2 года назад +33

      Tell that to her husband 😂

    • @briarelyse5136
      @briarelyse5136 2 года назад +43

      @@mione134 Oh I would!

    • @anylove370
      @anylove370 2 года назад +103

      @@mione134 be glad to. She's out here asking for someone to dominate her, clearly buddy boy ain't up to the task

    • @jeremywrentzel
      @jeremywrentzel 2 года назад

      I'll dominate her and her husband. They can take turns watching me work.

    • @ivanweapon1196
      @ivanweapon1196 2 года назад +11

      @@anylove370 she wants a man not a sandwich maker get real

  • @michaeldowd8422
    @michaeldowd8422 2 года назад +600

    I'd let Aubrey Plaza pay my energy bills this winter.

    • @hobojungle1
      @hobojungle1 2 года назад +29

      Sicko

    • @michaeldowd8422
      @michaeldowd8422 2 года назад +28

      @@hobojungle1 I know. I need help. Especially with the gas bill.

    • @RichardRatner.1972
      @RichardRatner.1972 Год назад

      @@michaeldowd8422 Brilliant! Kindest regards, Richard U.K

    • @babarazamsucks
      @babarazamsucks Год назад

      @@RichardRatner.1972 Coming across this clip now and replying to your comment from hours ago.

    • @fatboitino2
      @fatboitino2 Год назад +3

      Freaky Deak

  • @mohdshareef563
    @mohdshareef563 2 года назад +378

    The voice, the expressions, the sense of humor everything about her is awesome.
    She is awesome.

  • @armandogarciaaizaga4728
    @armandogarciaaizaga4728 2 года назад +199

    Knew she wouldn't dissapoint.

  • @castawayonthemoon
    @castawayonthemoon 2 года назад +523

    This probably one of the best thirst tweets ever!

  • @Thebeastakuma1337
    @Thebeastakuma1337 2 года назад +2035

    So she likes feet stuff, she has daddy issues, and most importantly she wants to be dominated 😵 such an overload of information. Always love her attitude and humour regardless of the topic of an interview.

    • @deviousj5868
      @deviousj5868 2 года назад +1

      Nah. She has a kink with running people over with cars.

    • @zorantaylor3190
      @zorantaylor3190 2 года назад +52

      "I'm just a big ol' baby, I need my dipey changed" -Aubrey Plaza

    • @TheJooberjones
      @TheJooberjones 2 года назад +56

      Spoiler: every woman wants to be dominated

    • @astr0sauce
      @astr0sauce 2 года назад +116

      @@TheJooberjones cap

    • @TheJooberjones
      @TheJooberjones 2 года назад +4

      @@astr0sauce OnG

  • @M7Reaper
    @M7Reaper 10 месяцев назад +16

    I couldn't stop laughing, her humor is God given.

  • @paulinahawrysio4144
    @paulinahawrysio4144 2 года назад +1342

    Aubrey knew exactly what she expected 😂

    • @gracie99999
      @gracie99999 2 года назад

      well I was thirsty? and what tf is sim I dont get it either tho I use it?

    • @ruinbloom9061
      @ruinbloom9061 2 года назад +1

      I would hope so

  • @Pebbles01177
    @Pebbles01177 Год назад +2496

    I love when she calls us sick 🥵

  • @Blullaby
    @Blullaby 2 года назад +162

    I enjoyed seeing her breaking out of her usual "deadpan" demeanor and get genuinely tickled by the tweets (:

  • @justvibewiththemusic
    @justvibewiththemusic 8 дней назад +3

    4:46 every time she does that, it gets to me

  • @turtleburglary1141
    @turtleburglary1141 Год назад +260

    She's such a gift to the world its unreal.

  • @jameljenks2584
    @jameljenks2584 Год назад +204

    I could really go for a series where she plays the hero, villian, and love interest

  • @heatherheatherandheather846
    @heatherheatherandheather846 2 года назад +276

    she's so effortlessly funny

  • @philiphunn194
    @philiphunn194 Месяц назад +3

    I anticipate a huge increase in these kinds of tweets now that Agatha All Along has been released.

    • @marcusking8507
      @marcusking8507 3 часа назад

      I wasn't going to watch it, but seeing pics of her in it has, erm, tempted me 😂

  • @jcp1984again
    @jcp1984again 2 года назад +336

    "Simp is the grossest word I've ever heard though. I don't like saying it or reading it."
    Aubrey Plaza, you have done well. 😍

    • @txmetalhead82xk
      @txmetalhead82xk 2 года назад +1

      Simp for simpleton lol.

    • @LukeyMia4
      @LukeyMia4 2 года назад

      Simps deserve death. Their families too.
      This is not up for debate lmao

    • @jens2049
      @jens2049 2 года назад +2

      Based

    • @thegreatnoob9991
      @thegreatnoob9991 Год назад +1

      @@txmetalhead82xk It's amazing how people take the short form of a word and try to make it seem like something new.

  • @janlim0916
    @janlim0916 2 года назад +431

    *Iam almost 100% sure that Aubrey Plaza stomped on an Hollywood executive's face at one point in her career.*

    • @pashe01
      @pashe01 2 года назад +3

      @1 point? I am almost sure like 90% she has a practice of doing that to Hollywood execs.

    • @mr.e7541
      @mr.e7541 2 года назад +5

      What the hell is sexy about being stepped on and stabbed. Why would you want anyone to do? I just don't get it.

    • @kartank1068
      @kartank1068 2 года назад +4

      @@mr.e7541 these are fetishes. Some fetishes are more extrem than others.

  • @kharl92
    @kharl92 Год назад +274

    No BS.. Aubrey Plaza is like a fine wine she only gets better with age 🤤🤤🤤🤤🫠

  • @kylastyla6399
    @kylastyla6399 10 месяцев назад +13

    “Again with the stabbing and the stomping.” 😭

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 2 года назад +492

    "I'm free... Neverday!" Haha, I love how much shade Aubrey has! 😂😎

  • @user-xf5nf9oo2t
    @user-xf5nf9oo2t Год назад +919

    I would like to see her reaction to tweets like : I would make Aubrey Plaza a cake. I would like to have philosophical discussions in the park with Aubrey Plaza.
    Just the deadpan of statements like these would really be something else.

    • @fluffyfluffykatz
      @fluffyfluffykatz Год назад +30

      I want to have Aubrey Plaza's cake and eat it too

    • @robinyowife
      @robinyowife Год назад +16

      I want to breathe in the same radius as Aubrey Plaza. I want to greet Aubrey Plaza in a kind manner.

    • @Jagar_Tharn
      @Jagar_Tharn Год назад +1

      I would like to nod at Aubrey from across the plaza.

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 Год назад +10

      @@robinyowife Ok, now you're creeping her out.

    • @donaldpump3072
      @donaldpump3072 Год назад +1

      Lol women don't want that

  • @abrilmolina5012
    @abrilmolina5012 2 года назад +206

    She’s like a real life Daria. What an icon 😍

    • @JS-cr5fn
      @JS-cr5fn 2 года назад +36

      There's a video from College Humor where she plays Daria

    • @sasukesarutobi3862
      @sasukesarutobi3862 2 года назад +13

      @@JS-cr5fn Thank you for introducing me to this fact

  • @djdonald243
    @djdonald243 Месяц назад +1

    She seems so genuinely nice and laid back - one of those people who quiet people want her to pick as their friend for an hour, once or twice a week.

  • @rodbelding9523
    @rodbelding9523 2 года назад +427

    It's hilarious that she knew exactly what these people were gonna say, she must read comments in her spare time lol.

  • @JT-xh1ih
    @JT-xh1ih 2 года назад +585

    "I'd put myself on a spit roast for Aubrey Plaza."
    "Thank you so much."
    That *KILLED* me 🤣

  • @medea2693
    @medea2693 2 года назад +221

    It was funny enough that she knew she was in for some super creepy comments. But I couldn't stop laughing at both 3:35 & 4:13. Her awkward is adorable!!!

    • @Mewse1203
      @Mewse1203 Год назад +12

      You can tell she was fighting hard not to laugh. It was so sweet.

    • @5amuk
      @5amuk Год назад +7

      The way she breaks character is just hot

  • @kevjd24
    @kevjd24 Месяц назад +1

    Every role I’ve ever seen her in has been amazing. Including her role in real life. Btw, if you haven’t seen her in the FX series “Legion” definitely check that out immediately. Her character is so Aubrey Plaza it’s crazy.

  • @emptycarousels3950
    @emptycarousels3950 2 года назад +103

    She knows her audience and she plays them well!

  • @0525loki
    @0525loki 2 года назад +331

    Aubrey has the weirdest fans. Life is Aubrey. Aubrey is life.

  • @jonathanlondon6939
    @jonathanlondon6939 Год назад +564

    She's definitely someone who I think would be a lot of fun and I wish I could know her personally

    • @mikedavis4851
      @mikedavis4851 9 месяцев назад

      Sitting on a bar stool having a beer,or drinks one could get Broke ribs from laughing.😅

  • @undead9999
    @undead9999 10 месяцев назад +8

    the fact that you cannot tell if her digging it is genuine or not is masterful comedy ahahah

  • @loveinthematrix
    @loveinthematrix Год назад +96

    The funniest thing about her is that I know she is probably the sweetest most sensitive person beneath all of her protective layers and that’s honestly what I like about her the most. Lady just wants a loving hug.

    • @williamcochran7230
      @williamcochran7230 Год назад +4

      Well, that's not what she said she wanted at the end. It might have been a joke though. She does tell a joke from time to time.

  • @angie2563
    @angie2563 2 года назад +38

    3:42 ma’am?? i’m not okay

  • @gustavodelgado5716
    @gustavodelgado5716 2 года назад +61

    Aubrey Plaza is a genius, a true cinematic genius and I love her levels of comedy. Check out this movie!!!!

  • @joeknapp9162
    @joeknapp9162 20 дней назад +5

    1:37 is my favorite 😂

  • @ivanmondragon2735
    @ivanmondragon2735 Год назад +88

    i never got the hype but i knew other people were in love with her so i expected this would be funny, what i was not expecting however was to leave this video with a crush on her myself 😳😳the little stifled tongue in cheek smile, the deadpan delivery, her admitting being a sub... i get it now i really do.

  • @7007pam
    @7007pam 2 года назад +201

    I laughed so much, she's great!! We need Matthew Gray Gubler now!!!

    • @rinaj1604
      @rinaj1604 2 года назад +2

      Yessssssssssssss

    • @gator9339
      @gator9339 2 года назад +5

      MGG is a nice guy I met him irl

  • @lesmercredis
    @lesmercredis 2 года назад +46

    "I don't know who Matthew Gray Gubler is, I've never of that person in my life" 😐 OMG I love her so much

  • @IAmNotGreenApple
    @IAmNotGreenApple 19 дней назад +4

    Kathryn Hahn next, please!

  • @garretburrow
    @garretburrow Год назад +38

    4:06

  • @filmexpressreviews
    @filmexpressreviews Год назад +102

    She delivers exactly what people want

  • @danp6897
    @danp6897 Год назад +73

    Can you imagine being like her chauffeur or personal assistant and hearing her random phone conversations all day? I suspect it'd be one of the more interesting jobs in Hollywood.

  • @World.21
    @World.21 10 месяцев назад +13

    last 5 seconds of the video were like a stab to my heart

    • @Cat_Steven
      @Cat_Steven Месяц назад

      FRRRR
      i mean it's kinda on ourselves tho, we did ask her to stab us

  • @controlfreak110
    @controlfreak110 2 года назад +104

    “Okay fine I will stab you” No, you’re playing into their game. That’s how they win.

  • @sauce6746
    @sauce6746 Год назад +79

    Imagine being a kid and someone told you that you'd grow up to be lusted over in the most violent ways

  • @alienbaby2358
    @alienbaby2358 2 года назад +103

    love that we're getting girls now, love that this one was aubrey plaza even more

    • @b0zzyk511
      @b0zzyk511 2 года назад +2

      Except that it'll just be thirst tweets that are all about violence and nothing close to what the guys get in theirs.

    • @priiifrg
      @priiifrg 2 года назад +5

      @@b0zzyk511 huh? all the guys get are violent tweets too

    • @jeanwagner1977
      @jeanwagner1977 2 года назад

      JeanDoneCheck

    • @jeanwagner1977
      @jeanwagner1977 2 года назад

      HOT LEO

  • @razortongue9000
    @razortongue9000 9 месяцев назад +4

    I come back to watch this and laugh out loud alone in my house like a nutcase now and again.

  • @insignifikant
    @insignifikant 2 года назад +75

    Not thirsty enough. Cmon Buzzfeed, you did well with male celebrities. Don't be afraid to dig for the worst.

  • @mikkelcolfach4652
    @mikkelcolfach4652 2 года назад +57

    05:14 did the camera man laugh?

  • @ikariiprince
    @ikariiprince 2 года назад +114

    The “I’m just a hole” comment sent her over the edge lmao

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 2 года назад +5

      I've got to admit, those words in that order make me feel a certain way...

  • @fivenight
    @fivenight Месяц назад +3

    Perfect casting to play Death

  • @EvLSpectre
    @EvLSpectre 2 года назад +25

    Even though Aubrey has stated she wants to be dominated, I have absolutely no clue if she's serious or not. She's deadpan and sarcastic her entire life. Imaging dating her...
    BABE THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!
    No it's not Aubrey, stop being silly.

  • @rimuru2343
    @rimuru2343 Год назад +100

    we need a part 2 with Aubrey Plaza reading thirst tweets this was hilarious the banter was great and some of her reactions were priceless

  • @landshark9992
    @landshark9992 7 месяцев назад +8

    Her deadpan delivery is awesome

  • @bowmanbrent419
    @bowmanbrent419 2 года назад +30

    I wasn't thirsty until I saw her do this 4:45

  • @drewskiwest5284
    @drewskiwest5284 11 месяцев назад +1

    idk what those comments were... alls i gotta say is you're genuinely beautiful inside and out.
    i love your sense of humor and personality combination. it's so uniquely you and i love it.