Aubrey Plaza Reads Thirst Tweets
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- Опубликовано: 15 авг 2022
- You asked, and we heard you. In honor of her new movie “Emily the Criminal,” we had the always-iconic Aubrey Plaza read YOUR thirst tweets. So, how does she really feel about being called daddy? And what are her thoughts on toe sucking? Watch to find out! #AubreyPlaza #ThirstTweets #EmilytheCriminal
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Aubrey Plaza saying "what do you want me to do to your holes? be specific." Whew. 10/10
mommi
Ok that, but when she said to the camera “you’re all sick little babies and you all need to be stepped, stomped on” 🥵 just me? ok
I passed out & woke up later when she said that
There's a woman that knows how to please 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@jonasturklbach2705 was it the entry or the exiting of the holes that made you pass out??
Aubrey Plaza saying “I’ll be your daddy” wasn’t something I thought I needed but here we are
Same
It was so beautiful!
giggles when i heard it
timestamp? for research purposes
Cringe lesbian
"I'm a nice person," said in the most sociopathic way possible. I love this woman.
Do you actually know what a sociopath is or do you use Twitter a lot? Sorry, do you use X a lot? You're not a psychologist.
We all do 😂
I also love the switch to "reading this really makes me wanna do it" like 20 seconds later😂
literally the next one "because I *would* stab you"
"The feminine urge to get railed by Aubrey Plaza" actually made me laugh, that was fucking hilarious
And her reply: "''Cause I could!" OMG!
A horror movie where Aubrey plays herself and just actually does these things to people who tweeted this stuff.
You spelled “Porn” weird
I offer as tribute to said movie.
That would actually be a cool movie.
Aubrey's Plaza of Pain
Brilliant
"the thing is I wanna be dominated, that's what ya'll are missing. I wanna be slapped around and choked and stabbed but whatever"- Miss Aubrey Plaza in the year 2022 confirmed that she is a bottom. This will surely be regarded in the future as a period of great historic significance.
"I don't know if we're gonna get there, but if we do, you're welcome". My guess is she's a switch.
Say less, Aubrey. I volunteer as tribute
She can do ✨both✨, she wants to experience it all 😅.
I can't believe it
noooo 😭😭
She played an emotionally distant, sarcastic, dry, sometimes cruel, anti-social and cute character on a show and she wonders why she attracts masochists? lol
It’s cuz many people think others won’t like their actual self. So they invert their own personality into something else
This is most prevalent in young men and women
If you’re clued in, it’s basically a way of saying, ‘no, but yes’ in a very subtle way
that was acting dummy.
I think most pretty women don't understand why guys want to be hurt by them, or at least, enough guys where they hear it all the time. Guys get it. Most women find it strange.
She calls any masochist freaks then she admits she would want that for herself wtf lol
@@YTEdyWhat? It's reasonable to assume more women are into masochistic and overall submissive scenarios than men.. so they absolutely know where it's coming from.
Her delivery is superb. The way she can say all this shit with a *mostly* straight face and it be absolutely hilarious is unmatched.
Calm down, she was literally just reading messed up tweets. She's not a deity or something.
She rarely slips up and breaks out in actual laughter, it was great to see her struggle to get through some of these.
At this point she would only be shocked to read something like, "I would like to hold hands with Aubrey Plaza".
whose hands?
@@Macomio80 And is the rest of the owner present?
Simp
@@mfree80286 i think you mean "and is the rest of the owner still attached"
BOT
"I'm just going to say that 90% of these are probably people telling me that they want to run me over, or hit me in the face or something." I love how deadpan Aubrey delivered this line.
She was born DeAdPaN!!!😶
"So let's do it 😍"
i thought she was going to say "I'm just going to say that 90% of these.. I've probably already read" haha
It's the other way round, the people supposedly want HER to run THEM over, and stomp on THEIR face"
Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.
She's such a gift to the world its unreal.
She is the perfect person for this. Between the dry sense of humor, the wit, and the willingness to play along, it just makes it all the funnier.
she knew exactly what to expect lmaoo
i have a feeling she goes through social media for this when she has the time
because she's already read them all before.
@@augustinefaithdefender Yeah she's flooded with these 24/7 already.
She probably rehearsed and practiced this beforehand a bit
or, OOOR, she knows exactly what she wants 😏
LMAO. The reveal at the end. Aubrey just wants to be dominated but people just want her to dominate them. She truly is misunderstood. 😂
I mean it was a pretty big giveaway when she said she had daddy issues LOL, but then again I'm not surprised most people didn't hear that because they were focused on the other things LOL
Umm it seemed more so like she was just uncomfortable with the whole video.
@@claudiamessaros8320 It's a mixture. Some of it she is uncomfortable with and some you can tell she is into. She's a little freaky.
That was actually my favorite part where she reveals at the end that she’s just like most women who are into being dominated and get off on being fucked rough and hard.
@@CharlieLeeHamilton no doubt about it. She takes these movie roles that have a common theme, and the freakiness stands out :) She's awesome
can confirm she IS a nice person i met her and she was very kind
Imagine being a kid and someone told you that you'd grow up to be lusted over in the most violent ways
I never thought that Aubrey Plaza would create a video reading only MY tweets.
Lmfaooo
🤣🤣🤣
Which one was yours
@@allenpault3858 4:00
@@doran7293 thank you
Little did she know…………….Elizabeth Olsen wrote all of them.
@Alexandra Hay Lol that’s funny. Haha I just visualized Olsen sitting on her bed laughing as she wrote a few thirst tweets at Aubrey. She certainly was enamored by Aubrey.
Best comment ever 😂😂
Nice
Take my like
Lol
I LOVE how much she gets her own vibe. It's her character from the Scott Pilgrim movie, right? Just very serious, monotone, abusively mean. but not in an angry way. I LOVE HER in just about anything. By the way, she's a really good actress. But some might say that it's much more difficult to appear to be any kind of a version of yourself on camera. She just makes it all look very natural. She is effortlessly HILARIOUS!!!
1:54, My favorite moment. This word needs to end. Seriously. I love her facial expressions and just the way she expresses herself. She's such a beautiful woman. 5:11 You can hear someone laughing in the background, lol!!
i just love how she knew what people would say in those thirst tweets 😂😂
she's probably just searched her name on twitter before lmao
Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.
@@hedrickoYO shoot i didn’t notice 🫣 thanks for the clarification bud
That's what adds the sexiness to this. She's so alluring and funny.
@@Phoenix-md8sh agreed
me sacrificing my firstborn for Aubrey Plaza: "sorry about this buddy"
my son: "no no, I get it"
Underrated comment
I am fucking dying over here xD
In the Mahabharata, Bheeshma’s father gave up Bheeshma’s right to inheritance so he could marry a woman, who would only agree to the marriage if her and only her offspring would inherit. Bheeshma agreed to the deal in order to see his father be happy.
@@kaizoisevil oh my god
your son: "nice"
This is honestly some of the funniest shit. I wasnt expecting to click on this due to autoplay, but im glad since I was laughing for like 5 minutes straight. I had to pause the video.
On my knees rn
Not as thirsty as i was expecting. Was not expecting the ending with her basically saying she wants to be dominated instead of dominating.
They never use the real thirsty tweets with female celebs
@@b0zzyk511 why not
@@b0zzyk511 they used to, with tanna mogo. I dont know how to spell her last name. But they used to be way thirstier especially with the men and now they are so tame and boring
Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.
@@tech4days162 well they're still quite explicit and she's not shy and trying to play them down ... I honestly expected this to be way tamer. Like this Buzzfeed in the end, interesting to hear that it was wilder at some point ... judging from the video tho Aubrey could probably make an amazing side income with her openess, if she wanted to.
If Jenna Ortega plays teenage Wednesday Adams, Aubrey Plaza should play adult Wednesday.
How come did I not think about it huh?
Nah, still gotta give it to Christina Ricci.
She mentioned in another interview she’d rather play Morticia
She would have been a better Morticia at the very least
Aubrey is just Wednesday in real life
last 5 seconds of the video were like a stab to my heart
The "I'm free on Thursday" endless post is the best 😅
Aubrey Plaza is like that sadist teacher everyone has a crush on
Even though she literally admits at the end that shes a masochist at the end and wants to be choked? not doing the choking?
IKR SJDJR.
@@seaseklyps3 ofc but the way she responded to these tweets be like a sadistic teacher 😂 believe me when i say she reminded me of my prev maths teacher.
She is ugly, I just don't get it.
@@NeverDoubtMe23 Go to the eye doctor right now, my guy.
2:10 'that is just nasty and i'm into it' Hahaha She's a legend She's an icon and she is the moment,
Edit: what? OMG i'm famous
Comon now
Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.
Now, c'mon now
@@hellomate2672 🖕
@@hellomate2672 if you love your jesus go to church not in youtube comments
idk what those comments were... alls i gotta say is you're genuinely beautiful inside and out.
i love your sense of humor and personality combination. it's so uniquely you and i love it.
the way she just leans into it more and more through the video is peak comedy
I’m like the gayest dude ever, but man, every time she stuck her tongue in her cheek suggestively I think I knew what it felt like to be straight for a split second.
Straight for Aubrey? LOL!
this is the best comment i've ever read
It happens my lesbian friend has a huge hard on Henry Cavill and Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston
@@ObsidianLife ikr like i am a dude and i don't feel that way like how the OP does for her
Lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She's the most awkwardly beautiful woman out there
Aubrey is more than one woman? Well, *there is something I didn’t know!
I don't even know what a woman is anymore
Aubrey but Anna Kendric and Karen Gilligan are also awkward maybe Kristen Bell but yes no one can top Aubrey! i Had a dream about A-Team female reboot - Aubrey Plaza as Murdock, Karen Gilligan as Face, Gina Carano as Mrs. T and Halle Berry as Colonel Smith and Anna Kendric as Amy. + Jame Lee Curtis as Col.Decker
Cos some part of body are paralysed
I’m so confused when people say she’s “awkward” she’s the most chill person there is
Oh my god her ending words were the perfect plot twist, and yet were still not nearly as unhinged as the thirs tweets.
She's funny! I like when she talks to talk show hosts. Such a quick wit!
I think we’re all just holes for Aubrey plaza
All my holes are hers
It's the unifing human experience
stop 😭
Fill me in
TIME MAGAZINE YH O
At this point she could start an only fans with just pictures of her feet and bring in millions. Man the world is crazy.
I'm not even into feet but I'd pay $5 for that.
Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.
This sounds exactly like an ex-boss of mine 😐
Inserting her feet into holes
She could literally be rich af
What a goddess. Mental note about the domination bit, hardly likely to ever get to use it in practise but even so!
I come back to watch this and laugh out loud alone in my house like a nutcase now and again.
Watching her try to hold in the laughs was the funnest part lmfao
At this point I feel like that's just her natural facial expression lol
She’s like a sexy Leslie Nielsen. But female.
Yea but the point was for ME to laugh? 🤷♂️😔
she's so fucking funny i couldn't stop laughing
off topic but cas in your pfp
Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.
@@urrockstargf111 ty:)
I believe she's funny without even trying 😂
@@jeffpro8 right!? she just exists and i laugh, it's kind of concerning😂
My new favorite video I feel blessed this showed up on my feed
I clicked on this because Aubrey Plaza, not Buzzfeed.
Never dreamed I'd live to hear Aubrey Plaza say the word "bussy"
lol that's a gross word when it's used on a woman
@@XenaBe25I don’t even know wtf the word is but it still sounds gross. I’m guessing its the new way kids say “p*ssy” without actually saying it, but it sounds stupid.
@@ninja_tony It's what men who are pretending call their partners' man cave f*kholes when they want to pretend their partners are **cough** capable of menstruating. I never understood why all the pretending, personally. If you're a fudgepacker, just admit it, already. Wear it like a rainbow and be proud of the poop you slap your boys into.
@@ninja_tony worse, it's "boys pussy" so ass, it's a gay slang, you were better without knowing it but now you do, live with it.
@@ninja_tony Nah it's mostly used to refer to men, mostly femboys. Still a weird word but eh what can you do, people say what they want to say.
So we're just not going to talk about that ending? Cause like, Aubrey, I'm your woman
Tell that to her husband 😂
@@mione134 Oh I would!
@@mione134 be glad to. She's out here asking for someone to dominate her, clearly buddy boy ain't up to the task
I'll dominate her and her husband. They can take turns watching me work.
@@anylove370 she wants a man not a sandwich maker get real
LOL!!! Omg I haven't laughed this much in a while! I love this woman. I'm seriously crying with laughter as I write this!
I couldn't stop laughing, her humor is God given.
"i am free on never day"
it reminds me of april scheduling ron's appointments in a day that does not exist.
A day she *thought* didn't exist, march 31st, which is actually a day that very much exists
@@anylove370 yeah I know that. this is obviously about after she realized her mistake
@@healingpoisonbreak9984 I wasn't razzing on your comment, I really like the joke from the show so because your comment mentions the setup, I wanted to bring up the punchline
@@anylove370 😊
Smarch weather on The Simpsons
I'd let Aubrey Plaza pay my energy bills this winter.
Sicko
That was the best one 😂
@@hobojungle1 I know. I need help. Especially with the gas bill.
@@michaeldowd8422 Brilliant! Kindest regards, Richard U.K
@@RichardRatner.1972 Coming across this clip now and replying to your comment from hours ago.
Thirsty I be dehydrated when it comes to her ❤ Such a great actress!
I did see Emily the Criminal and she was amazing in that role. I sense that she brings a little bit of irony to every role I've seen so far. The sarcastic wit and " I just don't give a shit " attitude that will help her deal with all the Hollywood bullshit. Whether it's a comedic performance or a psychopath like Kat Adams, she's willing to push the boundaries and find another layer to acting.
The editing on that "Idk this person" about Matthew Gray Gubler lmao
She started with "cause i could" then "oh, I would" and ended with "I WILL"
"i'm a nice person!" I laugh really hard
Hilarious. I was trying not to cry! 😂😂😂
Aubrey knew exactly what she expected 😂
well I was thirsty? and what tf is sim I dont get it either tho I use it?
I would hope so
I love how Aubrey is both taken aback and down to clown for these tweets.
lol the end voice over
LOL. This video had me laughing the whole way through :D
Her progressively getting more annoyed, yet also more into the idea of dominating these people is everything lol
Absolutely luv her...the dry humor, her kiss my 🫏 if you don't like me attitude...her in grandpa movie 😂. Hopefully she'll be around for a long time... literally, a breath of fresh air...luv ya Aubrey...peace out
I love how she delivers this with such a serious face she’s so witty
I love when she calls us sick 🥵
@AnimalRocks it’s not the same from you
Roman Roy is that you?
Omg I loooove this weird comments😂❤
Yesss turns me on
4:21 AMBATAKAUM ‼️
I watched her as the mom in child play 2019 movie and i was like she looks amazing 😂
The ending is the best part.
I’d say I want Elizabeth Olsen to read thirst tweets, but I am scared for her if she did.
Oh God I would hope not. Not her man..
Don't think she ever would. She's not a fan of social media stuff. To be fair for good reason.
@@Azrael713 yeah what happened to her was extraordinarily uncalled for
@@Orcaluv26 Wdym? What happened?
She's too pure
*Iam almost 100% sure that Aubrey Plaza stomped on an Hollywood executive's face at one point in her career.*
@1 point? I am almost sure like 90% she has a practice of doing that to Hollywood execs.
What the hell is sexy about being stepped on and stabbed. Why would you want anyone to do? I just don't get it.
@@mr.e7541 these are fetishes. Some fetishes are more extrem than others.
The free on Thurseday one was honesly my favorite.
"I swear I'm not a sweaty person." Well, gee, good to get that out of the way. 😂😂
So she likes feet stuff, she has daddy issues, and most importantly she wants to be dominated 😵 such an overload of information. Always love her attitude and humour regardless of the topic of an interview.
Nah. She has a kink with running people over with cars.
"I'm just a big ol' baby, I need my dipey changed" -Aubrey Plaza
Spoiler: every woman wants to be dominated
@@TheJooberjones cap
@@astr0sauce OnG
Knew she wouldn't dissapoint.
I love her movie. I just watched it last week
Making Aubrey laugh would be like a life goal. So whoever wrote whater crazy stuff she chuckled at without being creepy. Well done sir or ma'am. I salute you. You're courage will not go unnoticed
"I'm free... Neverday!" Haha, I love how much shade Aubrey has! 😂😎
This probably one of the best thirst tweets ever!
I can’t stop cry-laughing 😂🤣
"I'd put myself on a spit roast for Aubrey Plaza."
"Thank you so much."
That *KILLED* me 🤣
The voice, the expressions, the sense of humor everything about her is awesome.
She is awesome.
YYY83
@@jeanwagner1977 what does that mean?
@@jeanwagner1977 These are the launch codes.
THIS WAS SO GOOD. SOLID GOLD
Making Aubrey Plaza blush, you guys should be proud of yourselves
It's hilarious that she knew exactly what these people were gonna say, she must read comments in her spare time lol.
Aubrey has the weirdest fans. Life is Aubrey. Aubrey is life.
½
Well you get what u give
So i guess i love all of what I've been LUCKY too see so far
"Cause I will" CD shes so funny
she's so effortlessly funny
I enjoyed seeing her breaking out of her usual "deadpan" demeanor and get genuinely tickled by the tweets (:
1883 🇺🇲🪞⚖️😭😭
She's awesome. Super talented and funny.
"I don't know who Matthew Gray Gubler is, I've never of that person in my life" 😐 OMG I love her so much
I would like to see her reaction to tweets like : I would make Aubrey Plaza a cake. I would like to have philosophical discussions in the park with Aubrey Plaza.
Just the deadpan of statements like these would really be something else.
I want to have Aubrey Plaza's cake and eat it too
I want to breathe in the same radius as Aubrey Plaza. I want to greet Aubrey Plaza in a kind manner.
I would like to nod at Aubrey from across the plaza.
@@robinyowife Ok, now you're creeping her out.
Lol women don't want that
I never thought I would hear her say "bussy"
This is so funny, I love her!
I could really go for a series where she plays the hero, villian, and love interest
I started Legion and she's in it
She’s like a real life Daria. What an icon 😍
There's a video from College Humor where she plays Daria
@@JS-cr5fn Thank you for introducing me to this fact
Those last 30 seconds had me throwing my hands up. God forbid
Aubrey is a dom without trying
3:42 ma’am?? i’m not okay
"the thing is I wanna be dominated"
girl, ill dominate you anyday...
Um, same
hnng
Yeah, but then she'd switch on you and turn you into a sock puppet.
Yup, that kind...
@@ObsidianLife and there's a problem with is?
Doesn't matter Top, Bottom, Left, Right, if it's Aubrey Plaza we fucking all night
I don't think anyone is capable of dominating Aubrey Plaza
Omg this is so funny! The jokes you could make onfg!
the fact that you cannot tell if her digging it is genuine or not is masterful comedy ahahah