@@jaketzi8816 Dan-Fans, why not switch-over, after this here, to Some-More-News and Professor Dave? They have Scam-Exposing and Wanker-Coverage too. The former is especially educational about it and i love it when he explains History and R-cism via the Medium of 'Looking at R-cists or Deniers'.
Is there really any purpose picking apart the word salad of a man who is clearly mentally ill? The only interest might be to anyone who is interested in psychology.
@@zombywoof1072 Yes, there is. Debunk-Channels like Dan wouldnt exist if all this had no Benefit. Problem here is only your Way of using Mental-Health - just like as adressed in the recent Mental-Health-Video of 'Some More News'.
I like videos about woonatics, cause they remind me that humanity is indeed stupid and degenerate, and I don't feel bad anymore for being a misanthrope who wants human species to disappear within the next 2-3 centuries
It reminds me when I was too young to understand anything in this world, and because I wanted to know, I had to make stuff up to understand it. This guy reminds me of the history of humanity when we didn't have the capabilities to understand our world yet so we had to make stuff to fill in the gaps so we can satisfy our need to understand. Luckily we have learned a bit of humility along the way to realize there are some things we don't understand yet and know the limits of our knowledge.
Psychobabble….. in psychosis we talk about ‘knights move thinking’ where the thoughts and dialogue make strange unconnected jumps. Rather like the way a Knight moves on a chess board. Or, as we say in Scotland, he’s talking utter mince.
I always find it funny how these people try to explain their theories based on random word anagrams ("energy = greeny") and other language patterns, but fully ignore that this would usually not work the same in any other language besides English.
But of course, he mentions the cases where something in another language is similar while ignoring everything that isn't (which is pretty much the basis for all these woo-people)
Maybe because english is the creators language. It was the first language ever used on earth and all other languages are createted from the devil to confuse humans. I bet you would get such an answer if you were foolish enough to ask Santos....
I first heard the word, "greeny" used as a derogatory term for an environmentalist in a news story about the killing of Cecil the lion in Zimbabwe. It was used by the people who set up the hunts by luring the lions out of the protected area.
@@stephenwilloughby8141 Dan-Fans, why not switch-over, after this here, to Some-More-News and Professor Dave? They have Scam-Exposing and Wanker-Coverage too.
This guy is the embodiment of going on Wikipedia searching for one thing and clicking every semi-related article until your original search becomes unrecognizable.
@@jovalleau Kinda funny... did he mention Krishna and Jesus... did take me 6 steps to get from Krishna to Jesus, since for some reason Prophet didn't link to Jesus (it did... as christ -.-)
I think I get it Santos! The dialectric transmoidal plane corresponds to the sigmatigma garrotial hazelblat which means Krishna has to be singular only when the horse transverses the Taurus’s terrodial plane. It makes so much sense!!!
Thanks!! I really didn't understand any of Santos's babble until I read your comment, then it all suddenly made total sense. Wisdom and insight there!!
Santos - “you forgot 1 important thing kid…. Hell also rhymes with bell, bells ring and can ding ding. If you don’t get what I mean, draw a couple shapes on a white board.” Mic drop…..
Would love to (although in reality I couldn’t sit through it all! Lol) get him to do the “lecture” again and see if stop tracks or if it really is just “make-up as you go”.
You can't achieve phase disparity without a doppler shift in the ionic wavelength which changes the vibrations in the haemeostatic displacement. Thought everyone knew that?
As someone who really enjoys looking up the origin of words, the only way for me not to lose hope is to think of Santos's video as a brilliant example of folk etymology.
I think you meant "fake etymology". What do you expect from someone who can't spell his most important word: "dialectric". Anyone else notice that during at least the first part of his "lecture" (or rather, "babble") he was continually trying to avoid throwing up?
@@tmimify I've made an order years ago to Slartibarthfast for a computer in a greeny, energy-y, planetary torso that will figure out the question. I just hope the bloody Vogons will not interfere this time, too
I think this makes sense of what happened the other day. I went to see my doctor and he said I was suffering with purple in my yellow zone. Either that or he was really just a crazy dude. The more I think about it maybe he was just a lunatic rather than a doctor, that's why his "surgery" was under a bridge, and why he ate the stool sample he asked me to provide.
"greeny" might be an anagram of "energy", but "vert" is not an anagram of "énergie", and "grün" isn't an anagram of "Energie". The French for "hell" and "heel" have nothing in common (according to Google translate, at least). I think Santos just proved that "the creator" spoke modern English! Amazing!
in French, hell is "enfer" and heel is "talon". But rest assured that french lunatics are proned to puns too, like "maladie" (illness) is "mal a dit" (evil said) = it's the devil that makes you sick.
@@missionsabotage There is one that crosses the divide. Allegedly, Napoleon once declared, "A l'eau, c'est l'heure!" meaning, "To the water, it is time!". Unfortunately it also sounds like " ''allo sailor!". Well, OK, it's not original.
Given that santos is supposed to be using natural energies to keep him fit, he does appear to suffer from acid reflux as he keeps stopping and swallowing. Actually it may be he’s just struggling to swallow all the BS he’s spouting. Clearly he was making this up as he goes, you can see the glint in his eyes when he suddenly has (what he thinks), is an inspired thought. Another great video. Keep up the good work.
close.... he swallows alot because the BS generator is able to produce more than he can spew..... and Santos can spew like no other, he is the SPEW Master. the Spewster of the century, only a few can spew but Santos can out spew everyone, he has a Phd in Spewology, Spewguistics,and Spewistry. He is a gawd when it comes to Spewwing... just legendary...
Irony which has the root form of iron Which is a metal. And as we all now metal music was very popular in the 80s. So if you found some 40 year old Iron ore then you could use a tauris field generated by the sound waves of whitesnakes' here i go again to charge the poles of that iron ignot then you could form life energy in the form of a donkey which as we all know is another name for a jackass. Checkmate Pointless whose ironic now.
@@natsterjam Horse Waste... Transpose those letters to Hose Waters, with an 's' being superfluous, which obviously means piss. Therefore, Santos is pissing in the wind - and lo an behold he is!
I remember seeking out various groups in my youth that did yoga, tai-chi, meditation, aikido, painting, cooking, woodcutting, music and drumming, and there was always at least one Santos type in them. Some of the members saw him as some kind of guru and God. I never bought into anything these types said because it mostly ignored actual science. However, they were actually quite aggressive and discussing with them didn't really do anything. So I ended up quitting the activity because of these assholes much do the sorrow of the class leader who lost participants and revenue. These Santos types love to hear their voice and be validated for their non-sense because it gives them back control and power. It's actually more scary how many people are this gullible to fall for their guru narratives and end up following them much to their own detriment. I'm happy I'm naturally skeptic and have education, but in a social context it takes more than just skepticism to break out and call someone in their BS. I think some people just accept it because it makes their lives easier when they feel part of something bigger rather than life being a finite, sometimes very hard, struggle with little rewards and that your existence is a blip in the grand total of everything and mostly just forgettable to people and time.
You've just described the things many recovery groups are doing, & it harms because people are desperately seeking answers, & all they get is pseudo crap.. I end up the bad one for calling out the bs.. 🤷♂️
@Oxy_02 Creeps like Santos cannot do any USEFUL work, neither physical NOR mental (like bookkeeping, secretarial labor, real history, mathematics). They are mental children who talk only stories stories stories.
I was a hippy in the early 80s. Full-on Peace, Love and Brown Rice hippy. This sort of psychobabble has been going on for years. Any mushroom tripper who had some sort of 'enlightenment' during a particularly gnarly trip would end up preaching their new knowledge. This nutter pulls in so much stuff from different religions and past trips and homogenises it all into some new-age learning. And there are thousands out there looking for something, and many of them are ignorant enough to lap this shit up. The only thing you need to know in this life is 'Be Excellent To Each Other', and know that the answer, is 42.
Just to make it clear: "Energy" comes from the ancient Greek word "Εnergia" (Ενέργεια). This word, again, consists from the parts "Εν-" (En-) which generally means "inside", "within" or "In" in both ancient and modern Greek and is part of many words (En-ergy, En-tropy, etc). And the 2nd part Ergia (-έργεια) comes from the Greek Ergo (έργο) which means "work". So, energy is described in greek as something like "work within". "Atom" also comes from the Greek word "Atomo" (Άτομο) and consists of an "A" (in English "Un-") and "tomo" which comes from "Tomi" (τομή) which means cut. So, an Atom means an un-cuttable or not further cuttable or dividable, which ancient Greeks believed for the atoms in their time. These words obviously have nothing to do with what this idiot in the video is blathering about.
He throws out a lot of Hindu gibberish too. So let's clarify... Hindu philosophy begins with three principle deities for The Creator, The Preserver, and The Destroyer... And later The mother, Parvati. Brahma is The Creator, not Krishna - never. Krishna was, one of the many avatars of Vinshnu (The Preserver), that he appears in at different eons of existence to preserve the order of nature. If anything, Krishna is a "stepped-down" Vishnu. But saying "Brahma is a stepped down Krishna" was enough to outrage the Hindu Brahmin in me, even though I'm not at all religious. It's just - don't throw out random words that u know nothing of. Also, stick to your own lane. Why all this Hinduism though? Isn't he a flat-earther? Well Hinduism never says the world is flat, or there is a dome. And ancient Hindu astrology well acknowledges the Sun as the center of the system, and that celestial bodies are round. If anything, there is one depiction of the world as a hemi-spheroid in some acient text. Which is still wrong, but not flat and does not fit your model - so stop regurgitating random Hindu words.
Someone needs to tell Johnny Cochran about the concepts of military sabotage operations that need to sometimes send a wookie from kashyyk to places like a Forrest moon sanctuary orbiting a gas giant like endorr
And this is why scientists say "correlation does not mean causation". You can link literally anything if you try hard enough, doesn't mean there is any significance
A fun experiment would be to see if Santos can identify his own BS. Go back a couple of years, study his earlier shows, call into his show, and then claim as though this is a globe earth explanation for magnetism (or something similar). It would be interesting to see what f he would remember what he said and if he would argue against it.
I have always held the belief that flat earthers are just contrarians and that if we started arguing the earth was indeed flat they'd instantly start saying it was a globe.
I look at it like this. At the most conceivably basic level of “existence/ non-existence” the Uiverse is in exactly the same existential position as we are. Insofar as it is at all capable of wonder, it too cannot “know”: “what” it is, “how” it came to be, “where” “here” is, “when” or why. Ultimately, everything in it is a question-so much as to say, ”What is it like to be a twig, a stone, a star, a person, or whatever. Each of us is the answer to a specific question: “What would it be like to be me?” The only way the universe could answer such a question is to *be” all those things-*to be* everything it can be.
A common sign of people like this is the way they really latch on to old and simplistic aphorisms, like 'As above so below'. I think it's a fundamental example of their lack of actual thought. They grab anything they can find that even vaguely seems to suit their claims and glue it together with word salad, and that's how their grift is created. Imagine if they focused all this energy onto something real and productive. Imagine how much better the world might actually be.
When I was in middle school, there was a brief period where a bunch of the students were constantly giggling about the word "masticate" because they thought it meant the same thing as a certain similar sounding naughty m-word. Its hilarious that Santos is using the same 7th grade level of understanding for his so called science.
@@ralphricart3177😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 It isn't over anybody's heads. It's literally gibberish that means nothing, isn't backed up by observation OR experimentation. It's literally just fancy sounding bullshit that sounds smart to dumb ppl. Have you seriously never watched any video where he gets questioned about the "science" of his dumb shit? He ends up looking like a moron. Please, feel free to use his "science" to invent or create ANYTHING useful. 😂😂😂😂🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ If he sounds smart to you that just shows your level of education. Because I actually understand the words he uses and he's literally saying nothing useful whatsoever.
I just pestered my lecturers a lot during the revision period before the exams, and I mean _a lot_ so when they came to mark my papers they thought, "Oh hell no... I don't want him back in my class next year." PASS!
Santos: A lift is analogous to life or lies. It's an anagram for flit. We're just flitting around, the lies taking us down, our lives lifting us up toward the heavens. We seek the heavens or have'ens. We all want to have... 🤜🥴
Kudos to you SciManDan for actually sitting through these videos. I can say that the snippets you show here are way more than I can handle! Not even once did Santos say one full sentence describing a coherent thought.
@@ralphricart3177 What does it mean to be a fractal of the earth? Fractals go both larger and smaller, so by that logic a larger fractal of the earth would be as different to the earth as the earth is to us. I'm unaware of any body thus. I'd ask why you know we didn't come from apes (which knowledge must countermand why phylogenetic cladistics show we ARE apes) but it's probably best to keep it to one topic at a time.
Hahahaha. Your idea about the word association game is spot on. I had something similar in mind. These awkward pauses during his lecture it felt to me he was making it up on the fly.
You're going to heal for this one Dan... heal, hell, hello, help. Honestly, after so many videos, I'm left just feeling incredibly bad for these people. I know they are actively choosing these paths, but i just keep getting this creeping feeling that this is just mental health problems unaddressed for too long. As an American with abysmal health care, it would be awesome if you ran a video sometime as a charity towards mental health in some way. I know bringing the edge runners back from the brink is unlikely, but maybe someone in the middle can be pulled back before it consumes them. Love the videos, kepp it up.
I think they get to a point where it's such a part of their identity that admitting they were wrong or are wrong would mean changing their entire life, and thus changing their identity. It's a pretty bad cycle.
@@valkhorn When someone is always picking the wrong option, making the bad choice, being the odd one out, and being contrary, there is one wod that describes them perfectly... "loser"...
That is possibly a good idea,, not sure? , but i do believe for some absolute plonkers like this arrogant fool, who yes may perhaps have some mental health issues, but, i really don't think that is an excuse for continuously providing these colossal and preposterously ridiculous claims to many that unfortunately may believe what he's saying is true,!!
As someone who moved from the realm of art to engineering, he is entirely in the realm of poetry and art, but the fact that he's crap at it makes it unrecognizable. Poets like T.S. Elliot or Rumi can make synthetic observation about life that are so deep they move you. He's just mucking about randomly.
Hes a caricature of what he thinks art _ought to be_ He seems to think its about fluff... "bluffing" and posing, kind of what all woo - peddlers behave like.
So my theory is this: A relative found Santos rummaging through garbage as he had stopped taking his meds and escaped the mental institution. He took him in, and when he's not home, Santos turns on the camera on his desktop and makes a youtube video. 2nd cousin is none the wiser because after a hard day at work he doesn't get on line to watch looney videos on youtube. He checks his email at work and at home he watches Hulu and goes to bed.
Hahaha good theory. Now I feel like a loser for watching a looney video - even just by association. But this is is simultaneously hilarious, sad and interesting to watch, I can't look away.
@@tomstamford6837 Me too. My take on crazies like him was that they had suffered some sort of critical psychotic episode, had alienated all the people in their life space, and were desperately trying to be readmitted to society as some sort of genius. Awfully sad, really, and they do seem to get captured by their own fantasy. I have seen plenty more like him on flat Earth vids.
@@phildavenport4150 When people are that far into psychosis and delusion, all you can hope for is that they don't harm anyone with their obsessions. You might be able to help them manage their condition, but that depends on how willing they are to accept help. I don't think Santos is there. Not that it's up to you or me to impose our sense of what is 'normal' but there is a point where their delusions are just too far out there.
Now we can officially state that broken heart syndrome exists because hearts is an anagram of (h)tears. I wish I could go through life thinking as macroscopic as this guy. Making the world make sense to your own beliefs must be a beautifully blissful place to be, Either that or he's one hell of a saleman.
I never get the impression that it's fun to believe that everyone is lying to you, and that you're stuck on try to come up with an explanation for something that has been known for hundreds of years.
he's the type of guy who will say "youre name is Damon , you're a child of demons" with all seriousness then go on a tangent of how it has something to do with fallen angels or something
You reminded me of this gag about a yokel from the country who went to the big city to find a gf. He goes to a bar and spots two women, asks the barman to send over a couple of drinks. The barman feels sorry for Jimmy Hayseed and says, "Look, I don't think you should waste your time with them, they're Lesbians." The yokel says thanks, but he can handle it. He walks over to the two women and says, "So... which part of Lesbia ya from?" edit: Giberia? Isn't that the place with rock, next to Spain, that the British have?
As someone with an interest in mythology and also a former lexicographer, I don’t know whether to laugh at his mashing together of different words and deity names or to be annoyed.
I am a long term viewer, but watching this was like having teethed pulled. He obviously believes what he is saying, but these arbitrary links between words without explanation just makes it into self indulgant world salad. Well done for finding a video that could make me squirm. looking forward to part 2.
I can’t imagine how sad someone’s life is like Santos’s. To be that certain of your own confusion. I feel sorry for anyone who comes into contact with him.
Two things. I don't believe he is aware of that or if he is, doesn't care. He probably has no one in his life or if so, they're loons on the same wavelength as him! You or I would not be wanting anything to do with him, so he would be happy with the 'faithful' followers he has. You know our good buddy CC, they probably email each other every day!
I know this guy use too live next to him for 2 years, the sad thing is he really really believes this rubbish and it makes is life uncomfortable. He suffered from a skin irritation that kept him awake for months . He said it was from a microchip that was placed in him by one of the 7 controlling families and they were targeting him. In fact with pressure from myself and his girlfriend we got him to cut out the huge amount of juices he was drinking ( to much sugar) and eat a balance diet and it all cleared up.😮
He is so thrilled and inspired by the fact that the root words for English words from other languages are related to the English words which he didn’t bother to research for etymology. Did he never consider that the people who coined words for new scientific discoveries actually knew and used the base language?
It's no different to the nonsense of numerology. Pick an arbitrary thing, measure it using an arbitrary human defined scale or unit, and then twist things by working towards another something also measured using an arbitrary human defined scale or unit. Do this and you can prove that mountains are in fact pink and made out of green tealeaves because of the number of letters in these words follow an arbitrary sequence. In case you can't be bothered to look for the proof of the real colour and composition of mountains: pink has 4 letters, green has five letters and tealeaves has nine letters and therefore this is proof that mountains are pink and made out of green tealeaves. :)
@@nickryan3417 Newton was an astrologer. He made random connections, played with words and numbers and presto the force of gravity. What could be more arbitrary than than? Why should we choose your magician?
@@ralphricart3177 "Newton was an astrologer. He made random connections, played with words and numbers and presto the force of gravity" You are coming across as nothing more than an incredibly pathetic moron. Please immediately abandon all the "evil" trappings of modern society that came about as a result of science and go live in a forest somewhere. Preferably one that's very cold and has hungry wolves and bears in it.
@@nickryan3417 You're confusing the trappings of science with the more insidious effects of its subliminal religion of which you are clearly unaware as you don't hesitate to call another human being a moron. Take a good look at yourself before labeling others.
@@tqnohe I haven't seen a good CC vid from Dan, Creaky or anyone lately. I'm sure he's still pumping the content out - let's petition Dan for more CC hi-jinx.
Now I'd like Santos to do his presentation using French, and then German, and Mandarin, and see if his word association game still works. I bet it doesn't God should work its mysterious ways in all languages, not just English, right?
I love how the ancient chakras are associated with wavelengths of light that weren't discovered until 1800. I haven't seen retroactive continuity so bad since someone did the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.
I wish SF fans weren't so obsessed with canon, continuity, and retconning. It's a made up world, people. TOS Klingons looked like that because the makeup budget was barely enough to cover a little greasepaint and have enough left over for 2 extra sets of Vulcan/Romulan ears, there's nothing more to it.
So , I have seen incredibly similar behavior in my life. I am no doctor but Santos is what was called ( back then ) a manic-depressive having a manic episode. You hit it right at about the 10 min mark...he is playing some kind of word association game with himself... Sad but treatable if the person consents to taking meds....rarely happens though. Great stuff and cant wait to see the rest 👍
@@joebloe9901 you suffer from being an asshole. I grew up with a manic depressive father and watched him act this way to my mother and I for 40 years. Keep your acidic comments to yourself...it wasn't a fucking diagnosis , it was just an opinion. If opinions are a problem for you then maybe the internet isn't the right thing for you. Im not here to argue, with anyone about MY FUCKING OPINION so put on your big boy pants and act like a human being.
Scamtos is back again with another advertisement for "Why you never want to be a flat earther." I just don't have the greeny to fight these people anymore.
What! You expect people to listen patiently to and react to this load of nonsense for free?? Lol nah... 😂😂😂 Aint nobody got time for that! 😂 Jealous much that meanwhile you still can't monetise the garbage videos you make about how flat your ass is? Awww 😢😢
@@theinitiate110 I work with a guy like that. He's 65 years old, thinks he knows everything, when in reality he doesn't have a damn clue about anything that goes on in the real world. It'd be funny if it weren't so sad.
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Now let Santos do the same tricks using Japanese, Polish, Xhosa, or maybe Arabic words. If there is such a strong connection between language and … err… the things he talks about, whatever it‘s supposed to mean … then for sure the same patterns must apply to every other language as well, and especially the ancient ones that existed long before English was a thing.
Santos Bonacci is also an anagram that mysteriously uses French and English words. It can be read as "Cacti Sans Boon." Cacti = Prickly, pointy desert plants Sans = Without Boon= Something helpful, a gift So Santos is either a "gift without a point" or a "plant bearing no fruit." Interesting! We can play this game all day and I didn't even have any leftover letters, hooray!
These disconnected ideas remind me of how the brain brings together random things in dreams. I wonder, seriously, if there is something wrong with his brain, possibly something that might be interesting to neurologists.
No joke, i was nodding off to him rambling and thought "Am i dreaming what hes saying?" (Because it didnt make sense) Then i snapped awake, and replayed it. He remained _exactly_ as coherent when i was wide awake, as i was in a near-sleep state. Thats f..ked up.
He certainly has a brain that works very differently to just about every other human in the world. I've got a feeling that the changes to his brain resulted from too much use of illegal substances and legally acquired chemicals.
I'm a scientist. On some strange level, I actually envy Santos. No need for years of hard work, all the time realizing how little you actually know, and how much there is to learn still. You just get up one morning knowing it all! Very convenient.
I'm sure you got a little certificate in school but true scientists actually contribute to science, rather than just remembering and regurgitating trivial facts, which is the case with most of you self-righteous fools. I'm sure you'll be great on Jeopardy though.
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Would Santos's nonsense work in sanskrit as well???
@@jaketzi8816 Dan-Fans, why not switch-over, after this here, to Some-More-News and Professor Dave? They have Scam-Exposing and Wanker-Coverage too.
The former is especially educational about it and i love
it when he explains History and R-cism via the Medium of 'Looking
at R-cists or Deniers'.
Is there really any purpose picking apart the word salad of a man who is clearly mentally ill? The only interest might be to anyone who is interested in psychology.
@@zombywoof1072 Yes, there is.
Debunk-Channels like Dan wouldnt exist if all this had no Benefit.
Problem here is only your Way of using Mental-Health - just like as adressed in the recent Mental-Health-Video of 'Some More News'.
These are the videos I like because they remind me of when I was young and just made everything up as I wanted.
These clouds were in fact floating animals and other stuff.
I like videos about woonatics, cause they remind me that humanity is indeed stupid and degenerate, and I don't feel bad anymore for being a misanthrope who wants human species to disappear within the next 2-3 centuries
@@KateeAngel You're being too generous. I want them all to be incinerated.
It reminds me when I was too young to understand anything in this world, and because I wanted to know, I had to make stuff up to understand it.
This guy reminds me of the history of humanity when we didn't have the capabilities to understand our world yet so we had to make stuff to fill in the gaps so we can satisfy our need to understand. Luckily we have learned a bit of humility along the way to realize there are some things we don't understand yet and know the limits of our knowledge.
Psychobabble….. in psychosis we talk about ‘knights move thinking’ where the thoughts and dialogue make strange unconnected jumps. Rather like the way a Knight moves on a chess board. Or, as we say in Scotland, he’s talking utter mince.
I always find it funny how these people try to explain their theories based on random word anagrams ("energy = greeny") and other language patterns, but fully ignore that this would usually not work the same in any other language besides English.
Exactly. Very well spotted.
But of course, he mentions the cases where something in another language is similar while ignoring everything that isn't (which is pretty much the basis for all these woo-people)
If English was good enough for Jesus, it should be good enough for anybody.
Maybe because english is the creators language. It was the first language ever used on earth and all other languages are createted from the devil to confuse humans.
I bet you would get such an answer if you were foolish enough to ask Santos....
I first heard the word, "greeny" used as a derogatory term for an environmentalist in a news story about the killing of Cecil the lion in Zimbabwe. It was used by the people who set up the hunts by luring the lions out of the protected area.
As soon as I saw that list of T-vowel-R-... words on the right I knew this was going to be an experience
Santos should work as a random word generator at a quiz show.
Random crap generator more like!
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That's probably how he writes his scripts
ROFLMAO!
@@willmercier2852 His script ? What script ? Scripts are for wussies. Santos me bright. Santos don't need script.
He makes it up as he goes along you can see the pauses while he thinks of what to say next. And it never gets better.
I think those pauses are also partly indigestion. I swear he is having last night's dinner constantly repeat on him during his lecture. 😅🤢
PROOF HE HAS DONE FAR TOO MANY DRUGS IN HIS LIFETIME, OR, HE WAS SIMPLY BORN WITH A PEANUT FOR A BRAIN.
He looked like he was going to toss his chakra's there for a moment.
There is no way he can repeat that same lecture a month later. He will make up a complete different story
@@stephenwilloughby8141 Dan-Fans, why not switch-over, after this here, to Some-More-News and
Professor Dave? They have Scam-Exposing and Wanker-Coverage too.
"Seel is a water type pokemon"
Dan you have no idea how fucking hard I started laughing
bc u guys are better cooler safer behind cops n stuff HUZZAH
This guy is the embodiment of going on Wikipedia searching for one thing and clicking every semi-related article until your original search becomes unrecognizable.
................and not understanding any of it.
Except Wikipedia rabbit holes are fun and educational.
@@jovalleau educational? Not to uneducated troglodytes like santos. He doesn't even know what those words mean.
...also, all the search terms are misspelled. ;)
@@jovalleau Kinda funny... did he mention Krishna and Jesus... did take me 6 steps to get from Krishna to Jesus, since for some reason Prophet didn't link to Jesus (it did... as christ -.-)
This is almost sad to watch. Something went horribly wrong in Santos's life.
just drugs, lots and lots of drugs,
No, he's just a criminal who discovered that it's easy to scam stupid people.
He did a shit ton of hallucinogenic substances!
@@Crazy_Energy no don't blame innocent drugs for his nonsense.
@@Crazy_Energy No, stupidity, just LOTS and LOTS of basic stupidity.
My mind melts listening to these... wow.
I think I get it Santos! The dialectric transmoidal plane corresponds to the sigmatigma garrotial hazelblat which means Krishna has to be singular only when the horse transverses the Taurus’s terrodial plane. It makes so much sense!!!
Thanks!! I really didn't understand any of Santos's babble until I read your comment, then it all suddenly made total sense. Wisdom and insight there!!
Santos - “you forgot 1 important thing kid…. Hell also rhymes with bell, bells ring and can ding ding. If you don’t get what I mean, draw a couple shapes on a white board.” Mic drop…..
Yeah, but only on thursday
It's no use, Mr. MatthewRein1, it's Krishnas all the way down.
I swear your post sounds like an incoherent bot that used to post on yt a while ago...
Are you a bot?
Santos, the king of making stuff up on the fly. Brilliant.
The moment anything Santos says makes some sense to you, you know you've lost another IQ point...
Would love to (although in reality I couldn’t sit through it all! Lol) get him to do the “lecture” again and see if stop tracks or if it really is just “make-up as you go”.
And the fly wasn’t happy
You are sleep. Energy, frequency and vibration rules this universe.
@@iamhuman2867 Nah *I* rule the universe.
You can't achieve phase disparity without a doppler shift in the ionic wavelength which changes the vibrations in the haemeostatic displacement. Thought everyone knew that?
As someone who really enjoys looking up the origin of words, the only way for me not to lose hope is to think of Santos's video as a brilliant example of folk etymology.
Or lunacy... take your pick 😂
I'd go with lunacy myself!
Me too, he's a fucking lunatic lol.
Folk... yolk... the egg of something new?
Am I doing it -wrong- right?
I think you meant "fake etymology".
What do you expect from someone who can't spell his most important word: "dialectric".
Anyone else notice that during at least the first part of his "lecture" (or rather, "babble") he was continually trying to avoid throwing up?
Hey, should haven known I wouldn’t be the only person talking about Etymology in this comment section.
thanks to this video I have just realized that there's a level of nonsense where the nonsense stops being funny/amusing.
that level is called Santos.
Always appreciate your clips. (y)
I've had this answer for years - thanks to Douglas Adams and his Hitch Hiker's Guide... 😝
And Mr 42.
Lemme know when you figure out the question.
@@tmimify I've made an order years ago to Slartibarthfast for a computer in a greeny, energy-y, planetary torso that will figure out the question. I just hope the bloody Vogons will not interfere this time, too
@@chrisn4315 ive checked for you mate, the Vogons are currently stuck at a compulsory poetry reading, so i think your good. Lol
@@Hugh-Man0006 Cool... And hey, _now_ I know what the whale really meant: ">>Santos???
I think this makes sense of what happened the other day. I went to see my doctor and he said I was suffering with purple in my yellow zone. Either that or he was really just a crazy dude. The more I think about it maybe he was just a lunatic rather than a doctor, that's why his "surgery" was under a bridge, and why he ate the stool sample he asked me to provide.
😶🤭😅😅😅
I met someone who looked and spoke like Santos. After spouting similar non-sense, the person asked me for few dollars to buy beer.
this is normal don't worry.
Bruh
My brown had some red.
I think my torus has Hemorrhoids.
Well…..I’ve never laughed so hard in my life, I couldn’t breath. I might have to call an ambulance in advice for next weeks video.
"greeny" might be an anagram of "energy", but "vert" is not an anagram of "énergie", and "grün" isn't an anagram of "Energie". The French for "hell" and "heel" have nothing in common (according to Google translate, at least). I think Santos just proved that "the creator" spoke modern English! Amazing!
However consider the shocking fact that "blue" is an anagram of "lube". It changes everything! 🤡
in French, hell is "enfer" and heel is "talon".
But rest assured that french lunatics are proned to puns too, like "maladie" (illness) is "mal a dit" (evil said) = it's the devil that makes you sick.
@@missionsabotage There is one that crosses the divide. Allegedly, Napoleon once declared, "A l'eau, c'est l'heure!" meaning, "To the water, it is time!". Unfortunately it also sounds like " ''allo sailor!". Well, OK, it's not original.
Given that santos is supposed to be using natural energies to keep him fit, he does appear to suffer from acid reflux as he keeps stopping and swallowing. Actually it may be he’s just struggling to swallow all the BS he’s spouting. Clearly he was making this up as he goes, you can see the glint in his eyes when he suddenly has (what he thinks), is an inspired thought. Another great video. Keep up the good work.
He’s trying not to laugh.
He needs to stop dinking his own pee! That might help.
close.... he swallows alot because the BS generator is able to produce more than he can spew..... and Santos can spew like no other, he is the SPEW Master. the Spewster of the century, only a few can spew but Santos can out spew everyone, he has a Phd in Spewology, Spewguistics,and Spewistry. He is a gawd when it comes to Spewwing... just legendary...
@@bunnykiller It makes sense, Santos - Satan - Spews - Shite. It is all coming together now! 🤣
Maybe his own BS is finally making him sick
I kept thinking the guy was saying "shit" instead of "shift". It actually makes more sense that way.
This guy calling someone else a jackass is the definition of irony
Actually, it's an anagram for 'aj kasca' which in Aramaic means 'shut up Santos!' 😉
Irony which has the root form of iron
Which is a metal. And as we all now metal music was very popular in the 80s. So if you found some 40 year old Iron ore then you could use a tauris field generated by the sound waves of whitesnakes' here i go again to charge the poles of that iron ignot then you could form life energy in the form of a donkey which as we all know is another name for a jackass. Checkmate Pointless whose ironic now.
Besides Santos’ lack of intelligence, he’s truly a monster.
He is a narcissist!
He doesn't have the ability to recognise his own horse waste!
He a nasty vile ugly old scammer.
@@natsterjam Horse Waste...
Transpose those letters to Hose Waters, with an 's' being superfluous, which obviously means piss.
Therefore, Santos is pissing in the wind - and lo an behold he is!
@@tomstamford6837 🤣🤣
Noice bro!
Seeing some of his reaction videos he comes across as a really, really nasty individual. Particularly when his bullshit is questioned.
As an electrical engineer this one made me laugh harder than normal.
I remember seeking out various groups in my youth that did yoga, tai-chi, meditation, aikido, painting, cooking, woodcutting, music and drumming, and there was always at least one Santos type in them. Some of the members saw him as some kind of guru and God. I never bought into anything these types said because it mostly ignored actual science. However, they were actually quite aggressive and discussing with them didn't really do anything. So I ended up quitting the activity because of these assholes much do the sorrow of the class leader who lost participants and revenue. These Santos types love to hear their voice and be validated for their non-sense because it gives them back control and power. It's actually more scary how many people are this gullible to fall for their guru narratives and end up following them much to their own detriment. I'm happy I'm naturally skeptic and have education, but in a social context it takes more than just skepticism to break out and call someone in their BS. I think some people just accept it because it makes their lives easier when they feel part of something bigger rather than life being a finite, sometimes very hard, struggle with little rewards and that your existence is a blip in the grand total of everything and mostly just forgettable to people and time.
You've just described the things many recovery groups are doing, & it harms because people are desperately seeking answers, & all they get is pseudo crap.. I end up the bad one for calling out the bs.. 🤷♂️
Absolutely wonderfully put,, I couldn't of said it any better myself!!
@Oxy_02 Creeps like Santos cannot do any USEFUL work, neither physical NOR mental (like bookkeeping, secretarial labor, real history, mathematics). They are mental children who talk only stories stories stories.
I was a hippy in the early 80s. Full-on Peace, Love and Brown Rice hippy. This sort of psychobabble has been going on for years. Any mushroom tripper who had some sort of 'enlightenment' during a particularly gnarly trip would end up preaching their new knowledge.
This nutter pulls in so much stuff from different religions and past trips and homogenises it all into some new-age learning. And there are thousands out there looking for something, and many of them are ignorant enough to lap this shit up.
The only thing you need to know in this life is 'Be Excellent To Each Other', and know that the answer, is 42.
Don't forget party on dudes
@@k.h.1587 Oh, yes, of course! I forgot that Commandment :)
Just to make it clear:
"Energy" comes from the ancient Greek word "Εnergia" (Ενέργεια). This word, again, consists from the parts "Εν-" (En-) which generally means "inside", "within" or "In" in both ancient and modern Greek and is part of many words (En-ergy, En-tropy, etc). And the 2nd part Ergia (-έργεια) comes from the Greek Ergo (έργο) which means "work". So, energy is described in greek as something like "work within".
"Atom" also comes from the Greek word "Atomo" (Άτομο) and consists of an "A" (in English "Un-") and "tomo" which comes from "Tomi" (τομή) which means cut. So, an Atom means an un-cuttable or not further cuttable or dividable, which ancient Greeks believed for the atoms in their time.
These words obviously have nothing to do with what this idiot in the video is blathering about.
He throws out a lot of Hindu gibberish too. So let's clarify...
Hindu philosophy begins with three principle deities for The Creator, The Preserver, and The Destroyer... And later The mother, Parvati. Brahma is The Creator, not Krishna - never. Krishna was, one of the many avatars of Vinshnu (The Preserver), that he appears in at different eons of existence to preserve the order of nature. If anything, Krishna is a "stepped-down" Vishnu. But saying "Brahma is a stepped down Krishna" was enough to outrage the Hindu Brahmin in me, even though I'm not at all religious. It's just - don't throw out random words that u know nothing of. Also, stick to your own lane.
Why all this Hinduism though? Isn't he a flat-earther? Well Hinduism never says the world is flat, or there is a dome. And ancient Hindu astrology well acknowledges the Sun as the center of the system, and that celestial bodies are round. If anything, there is one depiction of the world as a hemi-spheroid in some acient text. Which is still wrong, but not flat and does not fit your model - so stop regurgitating random Hindu words.
He’s going to have a massive shock when he discovers there are more languages than English
Exactly, does it work in French, Chinese, Russian, Indian. It's amazing how close minded he is.
OLDER languages too!
he's going to have an even more massive shock when he discovers he's drawn a backside.
God created everything in english lol
Wait until he discovers English is a second generation language.
this is the definition of someone who can talk alot whilst not actually saying anything. 😂
We say it often in our country.
"There are 2 kind of people.
Those who speak, and those who use air to make some noise"
@@jasmijnariel That's a good one.
It's the definition of a word salad!
"Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish"...
You mean the presenter, not Santos, right?
Everybody knows the Answer to Life, the Universe & Everything: 42
So…..in summary? If Chewbacca does not live on Endor, we must acquit?
its the only possibility.
Someone needs to tell Johnny Cochran about the concepts of military sabotage operations that need to sometimes send a wookie from kashyyk to places like a Forrest moon sanctuary orbiting a gas giant like endorr
And this is why scientists say "correlation does not mean causation". You can link literally anything if you try hard enough, doesn't mean there is any significance
Santos' original video should be titled "Hobo conman plays word association game with himself - and loses" 🤣
A fun experiment would be to see if Santos can identify his own BS. Go back a couple of years, study his earlier shows, call into his show, and then claim as though this is a globe earth explanation for magnetism (or something similar). It would be interesting to see what f he would remember what he said and if he would argue against it.
The last two Sokal hoaxes didn't work, so I don't think we need another one.
Start a word salad fight. Whoever comes up with the most convinc... stuff that rhymes WINS!
It's all mumbo jumbo word salad, the guy think's if words rhyme then the mean similar things, he's a con man simple as.
I have always held the belief that flat earthers are just contrarians and that if we started arguing the earth was indeed flat they'd instantly start saying it was a globe.
I would love to see a mocumentary of them at a convention with david attenborough narrating
I look at it like this.
At the most conceivably basic level of “existence/ non-existence” the Uiverse is in exactly the same existential position as we are. Insofar as it is at all capable of wonder, it too cannot “know”: “what” it is, “how” it came to be, “where” “here” is, “when” or why. Ultimately, everything in it is a question-so much as to say, ”What is it like to be a twig, a stone, a star, a person, or whatever. Each of us is the answer to a specific question: “What would it be like to be me?” The only way the universe could answer such a question is to *be” all those things-*to be* everything it can be.
I can't wait until he realizes that "dog" in an anagram for "god".
watched 2 seconds of his lecture, hit me with the anagram and I cant watch a second more my brain just cant. You have the patience of a saint
Yet you can scroll Instagram all day. 😂
Now that we’ve got a recognition of Ken wheeler, please please pretty please do a video on his nonsense
A common sign of people like this is the way they really latch on to old and simplistic aphorisms, like 'As above so below'.
I think it's a fundamental example of their lack of actual thought. They grab anything they can find that even vaguely seems to suit their claims and glue it together with word salad, and that's how their grift is created.
Imagine if they focused all this energy onto something real and productive. Imagine how much better the world might actually be.
Santos: "When it comes to colours, green crayons taste the best!"
and I allways tought it was purple... "interesting"...
It’s like the school boy who has to give his book report but didn’t actually read the book. He’s making this up as he goes along
This guy is flipping bonkers!
What gave it away?
"You have redshift on your bottom" - I'd like to. Everytime I hear Santos' voice.
I think that needs a dictor visit...
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
When I was in middle school, there was a brief period where a bunch of the students were constantly giggling about the word "masticate" because they thought it meant the same thing as a certain similar sounding naughty m-word.
Its hilarious that Santos is using the same 7th grade level of understanding for his so called science.
7th grade is where most people are stuck. That's why Santos' discourse is way over their heads.
@@ralphricart3177😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 It isn't over anybody's heads. It's literally gibberish that means nothing, isn't backed up by observation OR experimentation. It's literally just fancy sounding bullshit that sounds smart to dumb ppl. Have you seriously never watched any video where he gets questioned about the "science" of his dumb shit? He ends up looking like a moron. Please, feel free to use his "science" to invent or create ANYTHING useful. 😂😂😂😂🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ If he sounds smart to you that just shows your level of education. Because I actually understand the words he uses and he's literally saying nothing useful whatsoever.
Wow this is amazing. Energy = green(y). And this works in any language. For example German: Energie = grün....
Nice.
grünie 😁
thanks again Dan for all you do!
The internet was supposed to bring us the age of enlightenment. That didn't work out well ...
During exams when I didn't know the answer, I wrote whatever close enough in hopes of passing, reminds me of that
Beats my action of just writing don't know 🤣😂
I just pestered my lecturers a lot during the revision period before the exams, and I mean _a lot_ so when they came to mark my papers they thought, "Oh hell no... I don't want him back in my class next year." PASS!
I love people who really think they know what they're talking about, that they have all the answers. Hilarious.
Think he has taken far too much of you 🤣
lsd is a cool compound
Is LSD an acronym for Let Santos Debate?
@@tomstamford6837 No. It stands for Lysergic acid diethylamide.
@@m3mory_leak344 The greatest compound ever discovered by man. Period.
So, basically blue sounds like glue, glue is sticky, sticks grow on trees, blue trees confirmed.
I suppose he's safe to be out on his own, but just imagine being stuck in a lift with him.
Dont make eye contact! People like santos take it as if you overtly asked for a conversation.
Santos: A lift is analogous to life or lies. It's an anagram for flit. We're just flitting around, the lies taking us down, our lives lifting us up toward the heavens. We seek the heavens or have'ens. We all want to have... 🤜🥴
I would find a way to cut the cables.
"This lift is out of greeny *burp*"
I got relatives that live in Australia!
I better warn them to be on the look out for this fruit loop!
Santos is like a human version of one of those new age word salad generators xD
I feel so bad for this man
Seeing him struggle with words is heart-breaking. Why mental care doesn't care for people who truly need it?..
This man doesn’t need mental care. He is a fraud, a con man and a pos.
I feel bad you are
BLINDED
It does, but generally you need to recognise and want the help. One call to the professionals and the poor guy would be committed though...
Kudos to you SciManDan for actually sitting through these videos. I can say that the snippets you show here are way more than I can handle! Not even once did Santos say one full sentence describing a coherent thought.
The reason why you don't understand Santos is because you don't think coherently yourself.
@@ralphricart3177 A Santos follower?
@@ralphricart3177 damn bro that's crazy, why don't you explain what he's saying then?
@@mrosskne He's trying to say that the human body is a fractal of the earth. We don't come from apes.
@@ralphricart3177 What does it mean to be a fractal of the earth? Fractals go both larger and smaller, so by that logic a larger fractal of the earth would be as different to the earth as the earth is to us. I'm unaware of any body thus.
I'd ask why you know we didn't come from apes (which knowledge must countermand why phylogenetic cladistics show we ARE apes) but it's probably best to keep it to one topic at a time.
Hahahaha. Your idea about the word association game is spot on. I had something similar in mind. These awkward pauses during his lecture it felt to me he was making it up on the fly.
I recommend looking up Mr. show’s parody “Shangy”, which mocks AOL’s Digital Prophet, Shingy.
And there I was thinking the pauses were acid reflux!
I need to get a whiteboard so that I then magically know everything with such confidence!
Wait, I can do this. “Santos”, “Santa”, “Satan”, “Sangria”… coincidence?!
😂😂😂
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You're going to heal for this one Dan... heal, hell, hello, help. Honestly, after so many videos, I'm left just feeling incredibly bad for these people. I know they are actively choosing these paths, but i just keep getting this creeping feeling that this is just mental health problems unaddressed for too long. As an American with abysmal health care, it would be awesome if you ran a video sometime as a charity towards mental health in some way. I know bringing the edge runners back from the brink is unlikely, but maybe someone in the middle can be pulled back before it consumes them. Love the videos, kepp it up.
He sounds Australian, so no excuses...
I think they get to a point where it's such a part of their identity that admitting they were wrong or are wrong would mean changing their entire life, and thus changing their identity. It's a pretty bad cycle.
@@valkhorn When someone is always picking the wrong option, making the bad choice, being the odd one out, and being contrary, there is one wod that describes them perfectly... "loser"...
I think you meant, "Loaf the virus, kelp it up!"
That is possibly a good idea,, not sure? , but i do believe for some absolute plonkers like this arrogant fool, who yes may perhaps have some mental health issues, but, i really don't think that is an excuse for continuously providing these colossal and preposterously ridiculous claims to many that unfortunately may believe what he's saying is true,!!
As someone who moved from the realm of art to engineering, he is entirely in the realm of poetry and art, but the fact that he's crap at it makes it unrecognizable. Poets like T.S. Elliot or Rumi can make synthetic observation about life that are so deep they move you. He's just mucking about randomly.
Hes a caricature of what he thinks art _ought to be_
He seems to think its about fluff... "bluffing" and posing, kind of what all woo - peddlers behave like.
On the contrary, he's poetry in motion.
@@ralphricart3177 The only sort of motion detectable in his utterances is brown and eminently avoidable.
Santos Bonacci is an anagram for Manwhotalksutterbollocks.
So my theory is this: A relative found Santos rummaging through garbage as he had stopped taking his meds and escaped the mental institution. He took him in, and when he's not home, Santos turns on the camera on his desktop and makes a youtube video. 2nd cousin is none the wiser because after a hard day at work he doesn't get on line to watch looney videos on youtube. He checks his email at work and at home he watches Hulu and goes to bed.
Hahaha good theory. Now I feel like a loser for watching a looney video - even just by association. But this is is simultaneously hilarious, sad and interesting to watch, I can't look away.
I've been in a mental hospital and nobody was crazy like this guy haha
I used to be a psychologist and I wouldn't take him on as a client and I have had some real doozies in the past!
@@tomstamford6837 Me too. My take on crazies like him was that they had suffered some sort of critical psychotic episode, had alienated all the people in their life space, and were desperately trying to be readmitted to society as some sort of genius. Awfully sad, really, and they do seem to get captured by their own fantasy. I have seen plenty more like him on flat Earth vids.
@@phildavenport4150 When people are that far into psychosis and delusion, all you can hope for is that they don't harm anyone with their obsessions. You might be able to help them manage their condition, but that depends on how willing they are to accept help. I don't think Santos is there. Not that it's up to you or me to impose our sense of what is 'normal' but there is a point where their delusions are just too far out there.
The answer is "42". We've known that for decades.
Now we can officially state that broken heart syndrome exists because hearts is an anagram of (h)tears. I wish I could go through life thinking as macroscopic as this guy. Making the world make sense to your own beliefs must be a beautifully blissful place to be, Either that or he's one hell of a saleman.
I never get the impression that it's fun to believe that everyone is lying to you, and that you're stuck on try to come up with an explanation for something that has been known for hundreds of years.
This guy feels like a guy who just discoverd wikipedia while in a pub and need to get this message out to the world as soon as possible
he's the type of guy who will say "youre name is Damon , you're a child of demons" with all seriousness then go on a tangent of how it has something to do with fallen angels or something
@@Chuck_EL Haha yeah
Feeling is good, but don't forget to think.
Feeli g is good to.use, but don't forget to.think
@@Chuck_EL sorry this comment is awful 😅
This man clearly studied language in Giberia. He speaks Gibberish like a native speaker.
You reminded me of this gag about a yokel from the country who went to the big city to find a gf.
He goes to a bar and spots two women, asks the barman to send over a couple of drinks.
The barman feels sorry for Jimmy Hayseed and says, "Look, I don't think you should waste your time with them, they're Lesbians."
The yokel says thanks, but he can handle it.
He walks over to the two women and says, "So... which part of Lesbia ya from?"
edit: Giberia? Isn't that the place with rock, next to Spain, that the British have?
lmao. Giberia, I'll have to remember that 1.
Thank you SciManDan!!
Santos really pulls out the stops to win the most points in the "How effing crazy can you go?" competition.
Nothing crazy. Pure common sense.
@@ralphricart3177 Only to someone who shares his delusions. That's where you come in.
I have actually met a few of “these people”
in my life
And they are truly scary weird
Me too. They find me scarier than they are.
I have too, in my work with psychiatric patients.
They were mostly harmless - before social media.
Meet them all the time in recovery, no wonder so many get disillusioned, listening to that crap..
@@legendsend3520 At least now we can identify them. Before it was pot luck.
The afterlife gag reel is HILARIOUS MY DAD TOLD ME
As someone with an interest in mythology and also a former lexicographer, I don’t know whether to laugh at his mashing together of different words and deity names or to be annoyed.
Yes.
Annoyed.. Because he knows it's all bullsh*t.. 👍
I am a long term viewer, but watching this was like having teethed pulled. He obviously believes what he is saying, but these arbitrary links between words without explanation just makes it into self indulgant world salad. Well done for finding a video that could make me squirm. looking forward to part 2.
I can’t imagine how sad someone’s life is like Santos’s. To be that certain of your own confusion. I feel sorry for anyone who comes into contact with him.
Two things.
I don't believe he is aware of that or if he is, doesn't care.
He probably has no one in his life or if so, they're loons on the same wavelength as him!
You or I would not be wanting anything to do with him, so he would be happy with the 'faithful' followers he has.
You know our good buddy CC, they probably email each other every day!
Imagine them insulting us 24/7 for not believing their stories and even after that we still care about their lives.
I know this guy use too live next to him for 2 years, the sad thing is he really really believes this rubbish and it makes is life uncomfortable. He suffered from a skin irritation that kept him awake for months .
He said it was from a microchip that was placed in him by one of the 7 controlling families and they were targeting him.
In fact with pressure from myself and his girlfriend we got him to cut out the huge amount of juices he was drinking ( to much sugar) and eat a balance diet and it all cleared up.😮
We’re decent, empathetic people. They’re selfish, stunted, pathologically insecure, angry narcissists.
It’s sad and, unfortunately, destructive.
@@shanksjeffcott8598 Wow. He really does believe it……I always wonder if that’s true. How sad.
He is so thrilled and inspired by the fact that the root words for English words from other languages are related to the English words which he didn’t bother to research for etymology.
Did he never consider that the people who coined words for new scientific discoveries actually knew and used the base language?
Discover comes from the word disc, referring to, you guested it, Earth.
It's no different to the nonsense of numerology. Pick an arbitrary thing, measure it using an arbitrary human defined scale or unit, and then twist things by working towards another something also measured using an arbitrary human defined scale or unit. Do this and you can prove that mountains are in fact pink and made out of green tealeaves because of the number of letters in these words follow an arbitrary sequence.
In case you can't be bothered to look for the proof of the real colour and composition of mountains: pink has 4 letters, green has five letters and tealeaves has nine letters and therefore this is proof that mountains are pink and made out of green tealeaves. :)
@@nickryan3417 Newton was an astrologer. He made random connections, played with words and numbers and presto the force of gravity. What could be more arbitrary than than? Why should we choose your magician?
@@ralphricart3177 "Newton was an astrologer. He made random connections, played with words and numbers and presto the force of gravity" You are coming across as nothing more than an incredibly pathetic moron. Please immediately abandon all the "evil" trappings of modern society that came about as a result of science and go live in a forest somewhere. Preferably one that's very cold and has hungry wolves and bears in it.
@@nickryan3417 You're confusing the trappings of science with the more insidious effects of its subliminal religion of which you are clearly unaware as you don't hesitate to call another human being a moron. Take a good look at yourself before labeling others.
I quickly lost track of what he was trying to describe…as did he
I had a bad day yesterday. I needed this laugh this morning. This guy is freaking hilarious.
Is he funnier than CC though?
@@tomstamford6837
I will need to do a long pregnant pause and look off to the distance to ponder that question.
@@tqnohe I haven't seen a good CC vid from Dan, Creaky or anyone lately.
I'm sure he's still pumping the content out - let's petition Dan for more CC hi-jinx.
@@tomstamford6837 Nothing beats ex-wife driveby "Will you stop it with this bullshit?! IDIOT!"
Now I'd like Santos to do his presentation using French, and then German, and Mandarin, and see if his word association game still works. I bet it doesn't God should work its mysterious ways in all languages, not just English, right?
That is a VERY good point.
Or it’s proof that God is, after all, an Englishman…
I’ll get mein Regenjacke…
The chakras are from Hinduism, I don't think they will work in Hindi either lol.
I love how the ancient chakras are associated with wavelengths of light that weren't discovered until 1800. I haven't seen retroactive continuity so bad since someone did the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.
I wish SF fans weren't so obsessed with canon, continuity, and retconning. It's a made up world, people. TOS Klingons looked like that because the makeup budget was barely enough to cover a little greasepaint and have enough left over for 2 extra sets of Vulcan/Romulan ears, there's nothing more to it.
My favorite part is when Santos came to his senses for a moment and cried for help at about 9:18.
Hurry
Ergent
Love me
Please
?
Next time someone asks for help. They're actually calling you to hell. Remember that
So , I have seen incredibly similar behavior in my life.
I am no doctor but Santos is what was called ( back then ) a manic-depressive having a manic episode. You hit it right at about the 10 min mark...he is playing some kind of word association game with himself...
Sad but treatable if the person consents to taking meds....rarely happens though.
Great stuff and cant wait to see the rest 👍
I was thinking of schizophrenia.... no expert though.
Wouldn't manic-depressive be bipolar disorder?
@@joebloe9901 the fuck kind of insult is that
@@joebloe9901 lol , calm down troll...you're no doctor either so stfu
@@joebloe9901 you suffer from being an asshole. I grew up with a manic depressive father and watched him act this way to my mother and I for 40 years. Keep your acidic comments to yourself...it wasn't a fucking diagnosis , it was just an opinion. If opinions are a problem for you then maybe the internet isn't the right thing for you. Im not here to argue, with anyone about MY FUCKING OPINION so put on your big boy pants and act like a human being.
Does Santos' caseworker see his videos at all?
Scamtos is back again with another advertisement for "Why you never want to be a flat earther." I just don't have the greeny to fight these people anymore.
Santos is Comedy GOLD!
wait until that genius discovers other languages
It's always ironic to see a sponsorship right before a debunking.
What! You expect people to listen patiently to and react to this load of nonsense for free?? Lol nah... 😂😂😂 Aint nobody got time for that! 😂
Jealous much that meanwhile you still can't monetise the garbage videos you make about how flat your ass is? Awww 😢😢
Now I know where Batman got his reasoning from; "The crime was committed in the sea, C stands for Cat Woman." By Jove he was right!
This is what a kid sounds like when he starts making words up and has a wild imagination!
I think I've had more cogent conversations with my three year old niece who forgot half of the story.
I just love Santos!! But he is kind low hanging fruit.. Thanks again Sciman✌️🙏🇫🇮
I find Santos hilarious. To be so smug and so wrong is comedy gold. Reminds me of Kramer on Seinfeld. Lol
@@theinitiate110 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️✌️🇫🇮
Low hanging fruit loop.
I can't stand him, he's a homophobic pos...
@@theinitiate110 I work with a guy like that. He's 65 years old, thinks he knows everything, when in reality he doesn't have a damn clue about anything that goes on in the real world. It'd be funny if it weren't so sad.
I like to thank you for introducing me to Ray connier buds
I bought a pair of everyday earbuds I've never had a better pair earbuds
The sound quality is amazing The news canceling feature awesome
Continue your great work Santos!
As an Australian, I apologise on behalf of all of us who are not batshit crazy like this guy.
Crazy people are actually smart
I agree, this muppet is making us look real bad
😂😂😂😂😂
As an Australian l regret that people like you comprise the majority who are clueless.
non-crazy Australians? You are shattering my world-view
Helicopter = Helipad = Helterskelter = Helmet = Helen Mirren.
"This man has the answers to life, the universe and everything..."
So do I.
'42'
Courtesy of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Now let Santos do the same tricks using Japanese, Polish, Xhosa, or maybe Arabic words. If there is such a strong connection between language and … err… the things he talks about, whatever it‘s supposed to mean … then for sure the same patterns must apply to every other language as well, and especially the ancient ones that existed long before English was a thing.
He does it all the time, watch his presentations first then judge.
@@cuttingmotions3636 energy is طاقة in Arabic and green is أخضر. Just show me how it works when you rearrange the letters there?
My guy is just way ahead of its time.
🤣🤣🤞
Santos Bonacci is also an anagram that mysteriously uses French and English words. It can be read as "Cacti Sans Boon."
Cacti = Prickly, pointy desert plants
Sans = Without
Boon= Something helpful, a gift
So Santos is either a "gift without a point" or a "plant bearing no fruit." Interesting! We can play this game all day and I didn't even have any leftover letters, hooray!
Satanic Nob Soc
Satan Bic-con iOS
About half way through that I am pretty sure I had an aneurism. The word salad was real. Great video SciMan. Keep up the great work.
This is absolutely amazing
These disconnected ideas remind me of how the brain brings together random things in dreams. I wonder, seriously, if there is something wrong with his brain, possibly something that might be interesting to neurologists.
No joke, i was nodding off to him rambling and thought
"Am i dreaming what hes saying?" (Because it didnt make sense)
Then i snapped awake, and replayed it.
He remained _exactly_ as coherent when i was wide awake, as i was in a near-sleep state.
Thats f..ked up.
There's nothing wrong with his brain my friend.
He certainly has a brain that works very differently to just about every other human in the world. I've got a feeling that the changes to his brain resulted from too much use of illegal substances and legally acquired chemicals.
@@johnboyd6943 In a world of left brainers your comment is the norm.
@@ralphricart3177 Yeah it’s in perfect health. He knows exactly what he’s doing. He just needs to articulate it better.
I'm a scientist. On some strange level, I actually envy Santos. No need for years of hard work, all the time realizing how little you actually know, and how much there is to learn still. You just get up one morning knowing it all! Very convenient.
Don’t think that’s how it went buddy. Everyone has to put in the years.
I'm sure you got a little certificate in school but true scientists actually contribute to science, rather than just remembering and regurgitating trivial facts, which is the case with most of you self-righteous fools. I'm sure you'll be great on Jeopardy though.