Gender Inequality isn’t ALL bad - Andrew Schulz - Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
  • They say you can’t find anything good that has come from gender inequality. Stand up comedian Andrew Schulz accepts that challenge. Even in gender inequality there’s a silver lining.

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  • @morehn
    @morehn 5 лет назад +9539

    He's offensive enough to get you to loosen up and funny enough to get you to laugh

    • @brianmchaney7473
      @brianmchaney7473 5 лет назад +289

      He's offensive enough to be funny and funny enough to be offensive.

    • @alexisd6106
      @alexisd6106 5 лет назад +16

      Well said guys

    • @genericusername8337
      @genericusername8337 5 лет назад +28

      Morehn, that makes no sense. Why would being offensive make people "loosen up"? Ever tried having a conversation with someone and tried to insult them to make them come out of their shell? It rarely works. What works is being honest and understanding. Look, I like Andrew's comedy, and I sort of get what you're *trying* to say, it's just that if his comedy was actually considered offensive by most people, you wouldn't hear this much laughter. Booing or silence is what you would hear. Thus, being offensive doesn't make people loosen up, it's more the fact that he addresses offensive topics from an alternative point of view.

    • @AT-wj5sw
      @AT-wj5sw 5 лет назад +34

      If you are offended you need to see a doctor you are mentally weak

    • @rowan1355
      @rowan1355 5 лет назад +12

      generic username keyboard warrior here

  • @knightryder4021
    @knightryder4021 6 лет назад +10662

    Attention headphone users !!! DECREASE the volume before moving to the next video

    • @rileymclellan8953
      @rileymclellan8953 6 лет назад +392

      Thank you! You just saved my life!

    • @saramarangoni7298
      @saramarangoni7298 6 лет назад +135

      Thanks fam, my ears already dead tho 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @adomcfredd4332
      @adomcfredd4332 6 лет назад +32

      Knight Ryder thank you sir

    • @Yos115
      @Yos115 6 лет назад +32

      Knight Ryder
      Oh yea thanks you just saved my life

    • @Z1ZOU1
      @Z1ZOU1 6 лет назад +129

      not all heroes wear capes.

  • @PeppaJackable
    @PeppaJackable 4 года назад +8267

    His jokes are hilarious but it's weird when hes not roasting someone in front row lol.

    • @dickfitzwelliner2807
      @dickfitzwelliner2807 4 года назад +34

      I was confused

    • @ryansevier9137
      @ryansevier9137 4 года назад +22

      dick fitzwelliner u still confused ?

    • @fraire711
      @fraire711 4 года назад +73

      I watch some of his older videos where he wouldn’t roast people that much. It’s awesome when he does it but I like his prepared material.

    • @bugsbunnyknowsbetter
      @bugsbunnyknowsbetter 4 года назад +23

      Right? I have watched many clips of him roasting the front row , that for some time I thought that’s all he does on his shows.

    • @katjerouac
      @katjerouac 4 года назад +9

      I like his old stuff like this better. The crowd work doesn't do it for me. Not really funny imo.

  • @pariyarezaqoli4528
    @pariyarezaqoli4528 4 года назад +1423

    Me watching this as an Iranian girl while eating my lunch not knowing whether i should feel offended or proud😂😂

    • @BusinessWolf1
      @BusinessWolf1 4 года назад +38

      Rocket... launch? (Sorry couldn't help myself)

    • @christinechin1909
      @christinechin1909 4 года назад +2

      Pariya Rezaqoli - right! ¿¿¿

    • @NinjaaPaw
      @NinjaaPaw 4 года назад +59

      You should be proud❤️. Iranian food is the best.

    • @RAIRADIO
      @RAIRADIO 4 года назад +21

      Whats the point of getting offended. Have fun!

    • @Stevenirons
      @Stevenirons 4 года назад +4

      Neither cuase he's wrong, middle eastern food is baaaad

  • @ninezs
    @ninezs 5 лет назад +6225

    I’m a Swede and as soon as he started talking about Sweden I was like “oh boy here comes the ikea jokes-“

    • @MajkaSrajka
      @MajkaSrajka 4 года назад +92

      Well it could be worse lol

    • @river7874
      @river7874 4 года назад +281

      Better the Ikea jokes than how your country is being cucked by Sharia Law and being turned into a new Stan.

    • @Tommy1977777
      @Tommy1977777 4 года назад +41

      Shit can islam and the IKEA jokes will stop.

    • @MrE99999
      @MrE99999 4 года назад +46

      That’s because he and/or his audience never heard of zurströmming. That is nasty as hell.

    • @moayadsvid
      @moayadsvid 4 года назад +4

      @@river7874 Do you live there?

  • @MidTierVillan
    @MidTierVillan 6 лет назад +6555

    He's actually a good comedian, and not a hack..

    • @dumbdumber7203
      @dumbdumber7203 6 лет назад +6

      hahah, good joke

    • @mikebarrett1462
      @mikebarrett1462 6 лет назад +35

      Kinda panders but I herd this guy on podcasts he is a funny guy and with all the shit that's out he's not bad. References, tags and his fake laugh all work

    • @JohnDoe-bm5lp
      @JohnDoe-bm5lp 6 лет назад +1

      I feel like he could do better

    • @asparrow9876
      @asparrow9876 6 лет назад +30

      He's on his way up. Let him improve. Give it 2~3 years and he can be a celebrity.

    • @BlindBloomer
      @BlindBloomer 6 лет назад +2

      Above Beyond nah he's kinda of a hack you would know that if you listened to his podcast he's said that he's only seen the left and how it reacts and he thinks it's making comedy less funny with politcal correctness .....he's also called other people like angela rye a hack without ever debating her ....

  • @3DCommando
    @3DCommando 4 года назад +1794

    for those of you who thinks he needs a Netflix special, understand that they would never let him say any of this

    • @joshuamendoza4842
      @joshuamendoza4842 4 года назад +78

      Chino Flores bill burr has like 6 Netflix specials

    • @nardinit
      @nardinit 4 года назад +65

      What about Chapelle's Sticks and Stones? That caused a lot of outrage, not surprising when dealing woth Chappelle. This is not why he doesn't have a special on Netflix

    • @XxWhitewolfxX-go6tj
      @XxWhitewolfxX-go6tj 4 года назад +9

      They also let C.K and Bert have specials

    • @Coff1nf33der
      @Coff1nf33der 4 года назад +10

      Anthony Jezelnik has two specials on there with jokes about Aids, killing babys, cancer, anti-women etc. etc. Jimmy Carr has some extremely offensive stuff on there too

    • @avikrish71
      @avikrish71 4 года назад +6

      🧢🧢🧢what about bill burr, Bert Kreischer, Anthony jeselnik, Dave Chappelle, Louis ck, etc

  • @RobRomeo73
    @RobRomeo73 5 лет назад +397

    You can’t have good lasagna without a “what the fuck is this, Marie” *flips table*
    I’m cryingggg ☠️💀☠️

  • @mariatangled
    @mariatangled 6 лет назад +3491

    "equality cuisine"

    • @YouDontKnowSh1t
      @YouDontKnowSh1t 5 лет назад +35

      Mari let's be more than friends

    • @Danny-sy7bg
      @Danny-sy7bg 5 лет назад +10

      Mary lets be more then friends
      /s

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 5 лет назад +20

      Maryam let's be more than friends.
      Jk I meant Maria.

    • @JoeyLutes
      @JoeyLutes 5 лет назад +4

      maryam let's be friends

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 5 лет назад +2

      Maria is hot. I'd like to kiss her face.

  • @SummeRain783
    @SummeRain783 5 лет назад +4032

    Looolllll I'm a muslim hijabi woman and the "Middle-eastern food is so good that the women have to wear a veil so they dont eat it" line cracked me up so bad! This guy is hilarious! One of the best comedians I've heard 😂

    • @chima6291
      @chima6291 5 лет назад +61

      Are you supposed to watch his video? He keeps joking about of the down half.

    • @SummeRain783
      @SummeRain783 5 лет назад +373

      @drmnys depends on country and family. Most of them will actually say they live like queens. They barely have to lift a finger. Most middle eaterners arr muslim and islamically the man is responsible for providing, even if the wife works and earns her own income. He also has to give her a maid and home if she asks for that. Thats how alot of then live, with drivers, maids and not having to work if they dont want to. In most middle eastern countries, women also go to school and can have her owm job on top of all this. Plus whatever income she earns is her own and so is half of what her husband earns. So dont believe everything you see on the media. They like to portray the worse situations which actually go against islamic law practiced by majority of the middle eaterners because that is what makes news. Its not a bad idea to shed light on those situatioms too as a way to help the people who really are oppressed and living a bad life. However, its not a good way to generalize the rest and speak for several of the middle eastern women who say they couldnt be happier with the life they have.

    • @SummeRain783
      @SummeRain783 5 лет назад +29

      @drmnys well said

    • @satan7078
      @satan7078 5 лет назад +12

      @@chima6291 Thats the point snowflake. The best comedy is an unfiltered one.

    • @joejitsu034
      @joejitsu034 5 лет назад +24

      Good for you. Laughing at your own culture shows your maturity 😉 👍

  • @henrymellor9760
    @henrymellor9760 4 года назад +574

    notice how sweden’s furniture is good because the women make the men stay in the workshop

    • @firevarun
      @firevarun 3 года назад +2

      Stfu

    • @henrymellor9760
      @henrymellor9760 3 года назад +59

      @@firevarun it’s a joke man chill

    • @firevarun
      @firevarun 3 года назад +4

      @@henrymellor9760 oh my bad. It was hard to tell.

    • @Raytolife
      @Raytolife 3 года назад +3

      Lmao 😂

    • @nonmagicmike723
      @nonmagicmike723 3 года назад +23

      @@henrymellor9760 There's always this Indian dude who ruins a comment thread.

  • @evegoldhallow1203
    @evegoldhallow1203 4 года назад +424

    his New York accent comes out more when he's screaming

  • @MyJourneyConcludes
    @MyJourneyConcludes 6 лет назад +3268

    Woah, that bit killed! Can't believe Netflix turned this man down. They're missing out. The next time he goes to Netflix with an offer he'll be worth a lot more and will cost Netflix a bunch more. Well done, Netflix. You played yourself

    • @SOGFLY1
      @SOGFLY1 6 лет назад +34

      MJ C his following isn’t there

    • @danm1063
      @danm1063 6 лет назад +118

      Yeah it's more about the name. There's so many shit specials on Netflix but they all have a name that people will click on

    • @tonyd7369
      @tonyd7369 6 лет назад +38

      I think people would click schulz. The brilliant idiots are worldwide.

    • @boricuafrican1
      @boricuafrican1 6 лет назад +15

      MJ C , kinda backs his point on this video... sometimes you need a nudge to really get better...

    • @user-xm6ro1ep5d
      @user-xm6ro1ep5d 6 лет назад +53

      Doesn't fit their propaganda
      If it's not about dividing the people then they won't show it

  • @edwardv4546
    @edwardv4546 5 лет назад +4998

    You need oppression for flavor 💀💀💀💀 fam this gotta be why soul food so damn good

    • @nate2982
      @nate2982 5 лет назад +51

      Edward Vaughn 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @quantametric
      @quantametric 5 лет назад +12

      haha

    • @TheSer888
      @TheSer888 4 года назад +46

      Holy crap! Ur right

    • @Samuel-pt2tl
      @Samuel-pt2tl 4 года назад +10

      Bruhhhhhh

    • @Bella-gi5dl
      @Bella-gi5dl 4 года назад +30

      Black women are oppressed by male blacks then?

  • @abigale3629
    @abigale3629 4 года назад +395

    As an American girl, imma just say I can’t cook because everyone has done it for me. I really need someone to force me into the kitchen 😂😂

  • @CanIbeFrank
    @CanIbeFrank 5 лет назад +131

    The first time I went to IKEA it legitimately took me 2 hours to find the exit.

  • @detectivesingh
    @detectivesingh 6 лет назад +8853

    I didn’t know g-eazy did stand up

    • @oxiary
      @oxiary 6 лет назад +27

      AAHAHAHHAA.

    • @aaronserbone1306
      @aaronserbone1306 6 лет назад +43

      Lmao, I got a g-eazy as before this video! I was so confused

    • @Kazeumi
      @Kazeumi 6 лет назад +20

      HAHAHA GOLD!! Now, I cant un-see it. But how about it's Andrew that Raps lol!!

    • @cSandu91
      @cSandu91 6 лет назад +2

      Munveer Singh lmao that’s why he looks so familiar

    • @maggiemadison9962
      @maggiemadison9962 6 лет назад +2

      Munveer Singh he looks just like him

  • @rbunn1354
    @rbunn1354 6 лет назад +3360

    This is the most underrated comedian on earth.

    • @SwordOfTheRaven
      @SwordOfTheRaven 5 лет назад +24

      He's on the come up

    • @PlowThePow
      @PlowThePow 5 лет назад +6

      R Bunn Patrice O’Neal my friend

    • @davidedos9031
      @davidedos9031 5 лет назад +4

      Ty Jordan the man is resting bro. He was too good for the world.

    • @BlackParade01
      @BlackParade01 5 лет назад +5

      Bill Burr as well

    • @levmccor54
      @levmccor54 5 лет назад +6

      patrice o’neal and bill burr aren’t underrated. they get the recognition they deserve

  • @CypressKing
    @CypressKing 5 лет назад +85

    The ikea part got him so serious. I think it comes from a personal experience. 😂

  • @will8971
    @will8971 3 года назад +38

    As a Nigerian,all I learnt from this video is: Canada's food is horrible.

    • @SCHMALLZZZ
      @SCHMALLZZZ 3 года назад +1

      Most food from the Anglo Sphere is.

  • @primeminister66
    @primeminister66 6 лет назад +3585

    What is that 'equality cuisine"?

  • @7inlinlinlin
    @7inlinlinlin 6 лет назад +7352

    Now this is comedy

  • @EternalDensity
    @EternalDensity 3 года назад +39

    "You're just piggybacking on how delicious bacon is."
    The stealth pun flying over our heads.

  • @EdginLegend
    @EdginLegend 5 месяцев назад +2

    His shirt is just the cherry on top for this bit.

  • @victoriabaute9433
    @victoriabaute9433 5 лет назад +4419

    As a Venezuelan girl that had been thought her whole life that I need to learn to cook for my future husband... I relate to this 😂 OUR FOOD IS DELICIOUS!!

    • @Midnight_x_Sin
      @Midnight_x_Sin 5 лет назад +179

      Victoria Baute well get in my kitchen then ;P

    • @najahshikamaru620
      @najahshikamaru620 5 лет назад +21

      Ayee shout out to mis Marracuchos

    • @CIA.Langley
      @CIA.Langley 5 лет назад +38

      Well hello there.

    • @sweetjello_7057
      @sweetjello_7057 5 лет назад +109

      a woman who knows her place

    • @gods_light_1111
      @gods_light_1111 5 лет назад +113

      Woman eat, men eat. There is no difference between. You should also know how to cook for yourself. Why you all don't think by your own head, and still live by stereotypes?

  • @vilespecter
    @vilespecter 5 лет назад +4169

    You flip that table, next week's lasagna
    *mwah*
    Unbelievable

    • @swapnilrawat9691
      @swapnilrawat9691 4 года назад +11

      Lmao!!!!

    • @senorgarcia4071
      @senorgarcia4071 4 года назад +21

      HAHAHA I READ THIS AT THE SAME HE SAID THE JOKE what a coincidence lol

    • @KH-24-
      @KH-24- 4 года назад +5

      señor garcia SAME😂😂😂

    • @arielshummer3822
      @arielshummer3822 4 года назад +1

      This has to be the best Andrew Schulz clip ever!!
      😂 ruclips.net/video/MSQU-E2JTRg/видео.html

    • @Hood.Housekeeping
      @Hood.Housekeeping 3 года назад +2

      I can attest to this. it is truth.

  • @DANIEL-fp2uq
    @DANIEL-fp2uq 3 года назад +14

    This explains a lot. Nigerian jollof rice is the best rice I have EVER tasted. 😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @alirizwanrizvi2042
    @alirizwanrizvi2042 3 года назад +14

    He looks like a young Robert DeNiro ranting like an old AlPacino!

  • @Derpster2493
    @Derpster2493 5 лет назад +4992

    Plot twist: All the master chefs are male.

    • @javyg4336
      @javyg4336 5 лет назад +80

      Lol good point.👍

    • @AlekSensej
      @AlekSensej 5 лет назад +324

      @dmseoni Nope. It turns out it it was because their dad owned a restaurant.

    • @camsterdam3896
      @camsterdam3896 5 лет назад +81

      Patriarchy!

    • @elimager8402
      @elimager8402 5 лет назад +151

      @@AlekSensej Yes.... all master chefs had dads who own restaurants

    • @MrSidney9
      @MrSidney9 5 лет назад +448

      Men tend to dominate at the extremes of everything. Th dummest the smartest, the most peaceful and the most violent, the shortest and the tallest....

  • @YammoandDebo
    @YammoandDebo 5 лет назад +2478

    Canadian here... he’s right, Canadian bacon is a scaaaaam

    • @SicFromTheKush
      @SicFromTheKush 5 лет назад +106

      You just lost your citenzenship and are banned from every Tim Hortons in the country

    • @alyssamenezes4144
      @alyssamenezes4144 5 лет назад +42

      I’m with u on Canadian bacon, poutine is heaven(especially if it comes from Quebec). 😋

    • @somecanadianguy2297
      @somecanadianguy2297 5 лет назад +15

      bruh sound effect 3 it’s just ham, just call it ham lmao

    • @hurtigheinz3790
      @hurtigheinz3790 5 лет назад +9

      I had to google what Canadian Bacon is. Here in Germany it's sold als English Breakfast Bacon. We have American Bacon and English Breakfast Bacon, and tbh I prefer the English/Canadian bacon.

    • @HotRoute7
      @HotRoute7 5 лет назад

      Ya man it’s shit

  • @hardiksharma5805
    @hardiksharma5805 2 года назад +9

    ksi brought me here😂

  • @Osama-KIN_TMZ01
    @Osama-KIN_TMZ01 2 года назад +6

    He ain't lying though. We might not have equality, but our food do be slapping harder than a husband committing domestic violence.

    • @gammaphoenix5893
      @gammaphoenix5893 2 года назад +1

      Even more hard is when a woman commits domestic violence but the man goes to the jail.

    • @lars2113
      @lars2113 2 года назад

      That slaps so hard

  • @MistaGG
    @MistaGG 6 лет назад +3777

    This is such a great concept haha

    • @nathanspot7877
      @nathanspot7877 6 лет назад +2

      lmao, dude, i subbed to you
      give me a shoutout

    • @jameswhite6056
      @jameswhite6056 6 лет назад +1

      Mista GG its a terrible one but thats why its funny

    • @MrWongWey
      @MrWongWey 6 лет назад +1

      James White Which makes it great 😂😂😂

    • @cindyd4333
      @cindyd4333 6 лет назад

      666 likes

    • @st0rmflake338
      @st0rmflake338 6 лет назад +1

      Oh hey man

  • @YammoandDebo
    @YammoandDebo 5 лет назад +6997

    I hope this is the beginning of the back swing where we’re allowed to laugh at offensive jokes again! MAKE JOKES OFFENSIVE AGAIN!!!

    • @fletchermoore5428
      @fletchermoore5428 5 лет назад +212

      We were always allowed to laugh at offensive jokes. Dont take shit.

    • @Skute
      @Skute 5 лет назад +107

      But make them funny too

    • @KurtGodel-po3zl
      @KurtGodel-po3zl 5 лет назад +128

      can people like you just stop bullshitting? Offensive jokes have never been unacceptable. MOST people enjoy offensive humor.

    • @GREGGFOWL
      @GREGGFOWL 5 лет назад +14

      Yeah time to wear MJOA cap from now on

    • @ishyreddi13
      @ishyreddi13 5 лет назад +44

      Doesn’t matter how offensive it is, all that matters is the delivery and whether or not it’s funny 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @tito198624
    @tito198624 4 года назад +38

    "I want to see my family."

  • @ShaferHart
    @ShaferHart Год назад +8

    Came here from his PBD interview lol. His retelling of the joke was hilarious and the joke itself didn't disappoint 😂

  • @sibusisofaya7874
    @sibusisofaya7874 5 лет назад +926

    "Tuna casserole" .. starts swinging 😂😂😂😂 - Bill Burr

    • @cristianarreola8582
      @cristianarreola8582 5 лет назад +43

      "There is no reason to hit a women"

    • @arthub9
      @arthub9 4 года назад +8

      Gosh, this line had me rolling!

    • @user-zr9nr8pj7l
      @user-zr9nr8pj7l 4 года назад +17

      It's gonna fuckin rust!!

    • @ericoliver1603
      @ericoliver1603 4 года назад +2

      @@user-zr9nr8pj7l 😂😂😂😂

    • @kunalm15
      @kunalm15 4 года назад +5

      That skit and that line made me a Bill Burr fan.

  • @thejewishsheeran11
    @thejewishsheeran11 6 лет назад +487

    - Exit to the right
    - I've been turning right for three weeks! I want to see my family Ikea!

  • @xwzzzzz4795
    @xwzzzzz4795 3 года назад +19

    So relatable, everytime I go to ikea, I get lost and end up eating the meatballs because I got hungry... 😂😂😂

  • @visdaj9131
    @visdaj9131 2 года назад +7

    Came here from JJ, ksi😂😂

  • @hace6521
    @hace6521 5 лет назад +1052

    Get my man a Netflix special 😂😂😂🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @jakethesnake2758
      @jakethesnake2758 4 года назад +22

      You tryna end his career? 😑

    • @aronnemcsik
      @aronnemcsik 4 года назад +13

      @Dieguismama She's earned that spot by using her mouth. Just different context...

    • @randymarsh1524
      @randymarsh1524 4 года назад +2

      pfff netflix... they are a part of the problem

    • @lucianocastillo694
      @lucianocastillo694 4 года назад +3

      Áron Nemcsik haha she gotta get in somehow 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @aronnemcsik
      @aronnemcsik 4 года назад

      @@lucianocastillo694 yup...

  • @michael43567
    @michael43567 6 лет назад +1455

    I love these. It's a shame we're living in a sensitive era that won't allow this type of comedy to get mainstream

    • @Zack_Taylor
      @Zack_Taylor 6 лет назад +69

      This really isn't that offensive. Most people except maybe ultra left would be more or less fine with this.

    • @tiago4158
      @tiago4158 6 лет назад +31

      Xx xX idiot number one detected...

    • @CasimirMaumau
      @CasimirMaumau 6 лет назад +16

      @@tiago4158 He's an idiot because it's true? Most of the backlash is over a double standard. Take Amy S. as an example. She makes jokes about the predominantly white male rape statistics and abusive male behavior. But it's only funny when women are the butt of sexist jokes, right?
      Idiocy only works one way. There's equity in idiocy.

    • @ahmetgurkan3679
      @ahmetgurkan3679 6 лет назад +5

      This isn’t offensive because you are not being made fun of.If muslims made a joke about Americans they would (they did) get called offensive Jihadist, a ton of swearwords and kicked out.Probably get questioned by cops and somehow they manage to connect innocent people with terrorism and make them go to very uniqe jails of painful deaths or admit crimes they didn’t.The food in the middle east is not great, besides Turkey and Turkey gave women rights before most European countries.

    • @tiago4158
      @tiago4158 6 лет назад +4

      @@CasimirMaumau what are you talking about? Did I ever say that it's only funny when women are the butt of sexist jokes? Not really... As you can see, my comment is pretty short, so, no I did not say that. Just please shut up, you don't even have a clue what I think about comedy and sexist/racist jokes.

  • @h.a.z6604
    @h.a.z6604 2 года назад +6

    As a middle eastern man, m telling u guys our food is getting worse day by day 😂 women been treated better day by day

    • @AcidifiedMammoth
      @AcidifiedMammoth 2 года назад +1

      Keep the oppression up man, we need those tasty middle eastern food to get me through bad times! XD

    • @h.a.z6604
      @h.a.z6604 2 года назад

      Trying our best brother 😂 if u ever felt it tastes differently, knw that we have failed our mission

    • @deusvultpictures6550
      @deusvultpictures6550 2 года назад

      Keep those bitches under your boot! We fucked up in the West starting by giving them voting rights

  • @rashishmaheshwari1
    @rashishmaheshwari1 3 года назад +10

    A feminist would die of a heartattack during his shows

    • @andilole
      @andilole 2 года назад +2

      She should know that humour is not for her.

    • @SPerani
      @SPerani 2 года назад +1

      That deppends on every person, i know a lot of feminist who like this kind of humor, because they know is humor and not a real statement of a person.
      And also, a feminist showed this to me xD

  • @shaban2000
    @shaban2000 5 лет назад +797

    - You know what we should do for dinner?
    - Canadian 😂
    Never been said😂
    That's absolutely right.
    We say Mexican, Chinese, Italian, Thai, Arabic, Indian, Korean, Japanese ..
    And not even single one of those countries have the same Canadian or swedish gender equality 😅😅😅

    • @tjti2631
      @tjti2631 4 года назад +1

      Shaban E 😂😂😂😂

    • @shayden163
      @shayden163 4 года назад +5

      Korea isn't even bad for gender equality

    • @sg_1541
      @sg_1541 4 года назад +44

      @forza juventus india have more female politicians, ministers and engineers than US. They already had a female president and a female PM run the country. What are you talking about? Look up some facts. You just literally compared with middle east where women has to wear a veil to get outside of the house. 😑😑😑

    • @stallonegodinho6296
      @stallonegodinho6296 4 года назад +4

      @forza juventus I mean both.

    • @stallonegodinho6296
      @stallonegodinho6296 4 года назад +9

      @forza juventus damage to myself against each other? U mean the divide and rule policy of a first world country which led to hatred between people based on religion?
      Submitting to anti-semitic regimes? Actually India has good ties with isreal. There's no submittion to countries like Iran,Turkey.
      USA didn't made china. Ur saying the communist party of china which fought against USA in korea war was created by USA.

  • @Ivanlois383
    @Ivanlois383 6 лет назад +873

    Netflix needs to give young Hezzy an hour and a bag 💰

    • @tman2996
      @tman2996 6 лет назад +7

      they gon offer this nigga "Monique" money 😴

    • @kumasifitts2248
      @kumasifitts2248 6 лет назад +4

      Ivan Fonkoa too soon, he hasn't done anything major yet but he's on the way

    • @danm1063
      @danm1063 6 лет назад +1

      Man 500k would be real good for Andrew at his level

    • @youngchachidaboi
      @youngchachidaboi 6 лет назад +4

      Kumasi Man have u seen some of those Netflix stand-up specials... its alot of good 1s but plenty that are BS, they giving them Netflix specials out like hotcakes lol

    • @StonedCabbage
      @StonedCabbage 6 лет назад

      The boy ain't ready yet, he's on his way don't get me wrong but if Theo Van can get his own special then in a year or so I'm sure this guy will have one. Give him some more time to get some good material together.

  • @oguza.799
    @oguza.799 2 года назад +7

    I am from Turkey and in my country women rights developed from 1980s and an example for that my grandmas make the best food in the world but my mom is a modern woman she is a doctor I love her but she can't make even a toast.
    I started doing my own fucking food for 3 years ( I am in highschool and had to go to diffrent city to take good education and I am living alone) and my food skills are very impressive than before 3 years. I think it is about all the practice I agree with him.

  • @1saramalek727
    @1saramalek727 4 года назад +5

    I M AN ARAB MUSLIM GIRL N I M LIIKING THIS FOR SURE HHHH WELL WOMEN IN THE ARAB WORLD ARE TREATED WITH RESPECT I ASSURE YOU MUCH LOVE FROM ALGIERS ALGERIA NORTH AFRICA

    • @rayepenber6446
      @rayepenber6446 3 года назад

      Oh are they? 😂

    • @DivinesLegacy
      @DivinesLegacy 4 месяца назад

      @@rayepenber6446probably most countries except Afghanistan. If they weren’t then women would be rebelling, Seems they are doing something right, because there’s a mutual exchange of something.

  • @RmnGnzlz
    @RmnGnzlz 6 лет назад +1186

    *Step 1)* Go to Bangladesh or some country like that.
    *Step 2)* Order some food.
    *Step 3)* Watch them season that shit with like 57 different spices and powders you've never seen before.
    *Step 4)* Take the first bite.
    *Step 5)* Immediately realize women shouldn't be allowed to vote.

    • @fayknaym7094
      @fayknaym7094 6 лет назад +57

      Har, but seriously, cooking is not hard. Boys could do it too.

    • @RmnGnzlz
      @RmnGnzlz 6 лет назад +191

      Fayk Naym Cooking is so easy even women can do it.

    • @fayknaym7094
      @fayknaym7094 6 лет назад +58

      Cooking is so easy, men are very, very sad to need women to do it for them. It's like asking us to tie your shoes for you. Or cut up your steak into itty-bitty bites. Just pathetic. Are you supporting me and my child? No? Then cook your own fucking food.

    • @RmnGnzlz
      @RmnGnzlz 6 лет назад +130

      Fayk Naym What are you talking about? The best chefs in the world are all men.

    • @tazzir2987
      @tazzir2987 6 лет назад +64

      Bangladesh has a female prime minister...

  • @twintalk2943
    @twintalk2943 6 лет назад +2490

    fire from begining to end

    • @mikec4487
      @mikec4487 6 лет назад +1

      Ian Westart shaultz is my whiteboy!!!!!

    • @Agbahizzal
      @Agbahizzal 5 лет назад +1

      Would have been funnier if he didnt have to say how much he loved women in the middle.

    • @fernandofranco6391
      @fernandofranco6391 5 лет назад

      This man is so underrated I would pay anything for a 1 hour special on Netflix

  • @rayc8948
    @rayc8948 4 года назад +98

    In an age of political correctness gone mad, this still remains on point and funny

  • @katersization
    @katersization 3 года назад +3

    "What is that? Equality cuisine!!!" Love it.

  • @vbaime2
    @vbaime2 6 лет назад +792

    LOL "i've been turning right for 3 weeks..i want to go home ikea!!"

    • @gaetanver9686
      @gaetanver9686 6 лет назад +12

      Yo deadass, that was the funniest part to me.

    • @jordantbryant9861
      @jordantbryant9861 6 лет назад

      Shut up

    • @zacharyfloydjohnson
      @zacharyfloydjohnson 6 лет назад +1

      Stolen from Mike Marino in his stand up called Ikea

    • @ANGRLLL
      @ANGRLLL 6 лет назад

      Gaetan Ver deadass? What the fuck what a stupid phrase

    • @twinturbobeerus1412
      @twinturbobeerus1412 6 лет назад

      Zachary Johnson its not stolen its a fact get your shit together before you yourself gets exposed.

  • @faithtomorrow
    @faithtomorrow 6 лет назад +841

    I was lucky enough to kick it with this guy after his set in Minneapolis with a buddy of mine. We talked for like 2 hours and he paid for our food and drink! He was wearing that shirt too lol. Dope guy in my book.

    • @SchamaNoel
      @SchamaNoel 6 лет назад +71

      Faith Amaro did you let him smash ?

    • @faithtomorrow
      @faithtomorrow 6 лет назад +15

      Nahh

    • @SchamaNoel
      @SchamaNoel 6 лет назад +12

      Faith Amaro let me buy u dinner

    • @faithtomorrow
      @faithtomorrow 6 лет назад +101

      Schama Noel Let me cook it! Oh wait... I'm not oppressed enough. 😂😂

    • @SchamaNoel
      @SchamaNoel 6 лет назад +44

      Faith Amaro yeh that’s why I suggested to buy it, don’t want to be disappointed

  • @bigkeith1022
    @bigkeith1022 4 года назад +7

    This is handsdown one of the best bits ever.

  • @preranapradeep3963
    @preranapradeep3963 3 года назад +12

    I am so offended by myself that I was literally laughing out loud 🤣

  • @swagfluSOD
    @swagfluSOD 6 лет назад +1180

    Why is the sound so freaking low?

  • @abshir44
    @abshir44 6 лет назад +457

    Yo fam we all 100% support you. Don't let anyone steer you in any other direction

  • @romilrh
    @romilrh 2 года назад +4

    This is actually a brilliant recipe for comedy, cause he's roasting and complimenting EVERYONE. Either you get a compliment for having equality (yay) or great food (also yay)

  • @cassie4759
    @cassie4759 2 года назад +4

    I searched “gender inequality” on RUclips and and saw this and never expected to laugh at this but I did

    • @Gamer-db1ri
      @Gamer-db1ri 2 года назад +1

      Why did you search for it?

    • @seds94
      @seds94 2 года назад

      Google investigated and found the opposite. Elites who are men want men to be weak

    • @cassie4759
      @cassie4759 2 года назад

      @@Gamer-db1ri Idk

  • @acethegreat3963
    @acethegreat3963 6 лет назад +132

    Andrew is a way better comedian than a lot of the ones I see getting specials and all that! I'd watch a Netflix special from him no doubt!

    • @stevenglansburg856
      @stevenglansburg856 6 лет назад

      Ace The Great unsubscribe from Netflix

    • @acethegreat3963
      @acethegreat3963 6 лет назад

      Steven Glansburg there's a lot of other good stuff on Netflix besides comedy specials. Plus I like some of the comedy specials on there.

    • @crisd160
      @crisd160 6 лет назад +1

      Factssss

    • @darthkage2163
      @darthkage2163 6 лет назад +1

      Know why because these she p.c white knights and feminazis are ruining comedy because they don't understand that comedy is meant to make you feel comfortable about laughing at hurtful truths and themselves

    • @acethegreat3963
      @acethegreat3963 6 лет назад

      this PC world is getting ridiculous!

  • @cdai216
    @cdai216 6 лет назад +695

    The set up to the Canadian Bacon and comparison was hilarious

    • @Rmacon4002
      @Rmacon4002 6 лет назад +4

      C Dai and brilliant lol

    • @marc-andrebenoit7864
      @marc-andrebenoit7864 6 лет назад +3

      I'm canadian and honnestly.. i now need to taste your bacon 😂

    • @samanthasowell6350
      @samanthasowell6350 6 лет назад +2

      Marc-Andre Benoit bacon to you is just ham to us

    • @Kartkid12345
      @Kartkid12345 6 лет назад +1

      Marc-Andre Benoit bacon is the same. Canadian bacon is pemal

    • @jimbob1189
      @jimbob1189 6 лет назад +4

      The term "Canadian bacon" is not actually used in Canada, where the product is generally known simply as "back bacon" while "bacon" alone refers to the same streaky pork belly bacon as in the United States.

  • @skipper8450
    @skipper8450 3 года назад +4

    Enjoying this with tikka for iftar

  • @rahoz1330
    @rahoz1330 4 года назад +7

    As a middle eastern, i can confirm this, my moms food... muah!! Gordon ramsay can gtfo with his “cooking”, and my moms an educated woman whose been a teacher for 30 years, i can just imagine those housewives with 40 years of marriage under their belt!!

  • @SSF1919
    @SSF1919 5 лет назад +1184

    This guy is younger version of Bill Burr and Louis C k. 😀😀

  • @Eiraart
    @Eiraart 5 лет назад +133

    As a Canadian I too have always hated the term “Canadian bacon” it’s fried ham

    • @romanteni
      @romanteni 4 года назад +5

      Socialist bacon.

    • @lyroncrawford3184
      @lyroncrawford3184 3 года назад

      Lmao I'm confused is bacon not also fried ham???

    • @SaturdayParker
      @SaturdayParker 3 года назад +1

      @@lyroncrawford3184 it's on the back legs part of the pig, worked out more less tasty

    • @firstnamelastname6016
      @firstnamelastname6016 3 года назад

      @@lyroncrawford3184 bacon is a different cut of the pig than general ham

    • @Gypsy_Danger_TMC
      @Gypsy_Danger_TMC 3 года назад

      Gammon

  • @stephanos2758
    @stephanos2758 2 года назад +3

    I’ve been in a lot of places because of my job. Arab cuisine is the MOST delicious of them all. Great people too. The media DOES tend to show the lunatics. And why wouldn’t they, a family loving man is so boring.

  • @herringtonoso4064
    @herringtonoso4064 4 года назад +8

    "They have to wear a veil just so they won't eat it"
    Pure and utter comedy gold

  • @rewansweed5034
    @rewansweed5034 5 лет назад +287

    Hey, a middle Eastern woman here. And I confirm the last statement 😂😂.
    I’m gonna go to the kitchen with my veil now 😂😂💔

  • @SikhThought
    @SikhThought 6 лет назад +440

    Thats a dope bit

    • @dukedangles9712
      @dukedangles9712 6 лет назад +6

      TrueAndHighlyBased
      I saw it live it was great

    • @ClaxtonBay123
      @ClaxtonBay123 6 лет назад +2

      Law Undecided Nobody cares if you saw it live... Nobody

    • @sammyboy7163
      @sammyboy7163 6 лет назад +1

      that's sick the Cellar is legendary my dude

  • @y2kazan868
    @y2kazan868 5 лет назад +2

    If you want the best of both worlds then Lebanon is your destination. Those stereotypes apply to Saudi Arabia and most African countries that speak Arabic such as Egypt , Morocco , Algeria. The heavier the accent , the heavier the beating lmao

  • @mariselam8941
    @mariselam8941 5 лет назад +7

    Loving the “SELENA” shirt 💕💕💕💕❤️❤️❤️

  • @Frostshokula
    @Frostshokula 6 лет назад +323

    “WTF is this Marie?!”
    *hits Marie*
    Marie: “I’ll wear it like a badge of honor”
    “Wear it in silence or I’ll honor you again”
    -RB

  • @dukedangles9712
    @dukedangles9712 6 лет назад +369

    BEAST. This is my type of comedy.

  • @BiologicalComputer
    @BiologicalComputer 2 года назад +2

    As a Canadian, I’ve never had “Canadian” bacon. Sounds like ham though.

  • @meckra
    @meckra 2 года назад +2

    Literally rollercoast tycoon when he said just turn right :D

  • @Ram-en6lx
    @Ram-en6lx 5 лет назад +210

    What are you doing Netflix?!!

    • @unc13buck
      @unc13buck 5 лет назад +2

      Virtue signaling.

    • @grumpycat6429
      @grumpycat6429 5 лет назад

      Ram Gadhave casting the Kardashian’s as the next avengers.

    • @sidvyas8549
      @sidvyas8549 4 года назад +1

      Being stupid shit cunts? 😂

  • @mikabb22
    @mikabb22 6 лет назад +69

    1:13 seth Rogen laughing in the crowd

  • @tylersinton3095
    @tylersinton3095 2 месяца назад +2

    Anybody who served in Afghanistan and was lucky enough to eat dinner at a locals house knows how true this is. People living in mud houses, no grocery stores, just a bazaar with a dirt road. Best food I've ever eaten. Because the wives can't go out they're at home cooking all day.

  • @krabbanshand
    @krabbanshand 2 года назад +2

    you can't compare Ikea's meatballs to real home made meatballs... Ikea's food is shit, even here in Sweden 😂

  • @GodsNode
    @GodsNode 6 лет назад +46

    Lol Schultz is getting better and the sets are becoming more raw. Good shit.

    • @VonJay
      @VonJay 5 лет назад

      Sonny Torres he's good I like everything about him. He's definitely getting better. I think he could use more polish and recognize his punch lines better. He dragged this joke out too long and didn't use punch lines in the right sequence. Swedish food in Ikea was good but walking in their for hours and it being a maze sounded like he was trying to connect what everyone knows about Ikea to an interesting concept he created with oppressed food and it didn't land. I don't think latter should have been copy and pasted to such a fresh concept. Maybe just Ikea reference and leave it there and connect the joke to different swedish things. Love guy though and glad to see his progress

  • @tougefeels7332
    @tougefeels7332 6 лет назад +204

    he’s got a point

    • @MsBabbi
      @MsBabbi 6 лет назад +11

      Touge Feels no he doesn’t. Men can cook too you know

    • @glitxhnax5598
      @glitxhnax5598 6 лет назад +8

      Nah, because y'all don't have a culture 😂

    • @davidjames-cameron617
      @davidjames-cameron617 5 лет назад +7

      ....ladies its a joke...

    • @harley2
      @harley2 5 лет назад

      Russia?and america?they both have gross food and soooo sexist specially 1900s and before

    • @r.r.4563
      @r.r.4563 5 лет назад

      @@harley2 American food is fine but the individuals here are so used to it, we may prefer foreign food, also have you been in America or are you imagining it as all areas urbanized with rich men leading everything and women arent allowed to even talk, shit in the early to mid 1900s is the past, things are great for women now, there's no right a man has that a woman doesn't have

  • @askingwhyisfree7436
    @askingwhyisfree7436 3 года назад +4

    that's happened when a chef assumes the duty of a farmer. Farmers get the ingredients while chefs cook. When they assume equality and no one does what they have to do, both their works become shit. Chefs belong in the kitchen while farmers need to get the ingredients.

  • @philosopher1a
    @philosopher1a 4 года назад +2

    Man the 80's is coming back.. this what humor was back then ... the tide is turning so funny

  • @connorolewio
    @connorolewio 6 лет назад +243

    Get that special Hezzy!

  • @ammikendegwa
    @ammikendegwa 5 лет назад +82

    Swedish food is only sold in IKEA 😂😂😂😂

  • @xwhels
    @xwhels 3 года назад +2

    NO NO HES GOT A POINT!!!

  • @KAhandle
    @KAhandle 3 года назад +28

    He is the only guy that can touch sensitive subjects and still make us laugh

    • @navnoorgill5819
      @navnoorgill5819 3 года назад +3

      No not the only one

    • @danieln9226
      @danieln9226 2 года назад

      Bill Burr, Anthony Jeselnik, Jimmy Carr, George Carlin, Norm MacDonald, Isaac Butterfield, Jim Jefferies... these are some of my fav "offensive" comedians

  • @chucknastyness
    @chucknastyness 6 лет назад +164

    Schultz was around Patrice O'Neal in his prime, he ain't stupid... putting a lil medicine in the candy

    • @jordantbryant9861
      @jordantbryant9861 6 лет назад

      chucknastyness no.he wasnt

    • @chucknastyness
      @chucknastyness 6 лет назад +3

      Jordant Bryant Yeah he was there is video of it

    • @jordantbryant9861
      @jordantbryant9861 6 лет назад

      chucknastyness what video?

    • @aspeckt1
      @aspeckt1 6 лет назад +4

      Patrice was a whole bottle of got damn Robitussin

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 6 лет назад +2

      Now I know why I like him.

  • @adambrown7333
    @adambrown7333 5 лет назад +86

    Andrew is turning into one of my favorite comedians..

  • @khanoooo__123
    @khanoooo__123 3 года назад +6

    I can’t believe people weren’t laughing more, that was hilarious

  • @namy7506
    @namy7506 2 года назад +2

    The fact that all of his jokes are FACTS, is what makes me laugh and at the society.

  • @miss666able
    @miss666able 5 лет назад +312

    is he wearing a Selena Quintanilla-Pérez shirt??? that's freaking awesome!

    • @crunch9876
      @crunch9876 5 лет назад +3

      miss666able what’s awesome about selena?

    • @girlcrazyrockstar
      @girlcrazyrockstar 5 лет назад +41

      @@crunch9876 bidi bidi bom bom

    • @jdunnatl
      @jdunnatl 5 лет назад +2

      I thought it was Betty Page

    • @bootygoblin784
      @bootygoblin784 5 лет назад +9

      @@crunch9876 !?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!? How dare you ask that question you uncultured swine!!! Lol Thats the queen herself!

    • @stevenvasquez3781
      @stevenvasquez3781 5 лет назад +1

      @@bootygoblin784 teach me culture please

  • @mjhopgoodswe
    @mjhopgoodswe 6 лет назад +335

    He missed a trick. The Swedes eat rotten ... sorry... fermented fish from a can that threatens to explode. THAT is how bad equality has affected Swedish cuisine.
    He could add that the same dishes are recycled for Christmas, Easter and Midsummer celebrations.

    • @theearthisaseriesoftubes3768
      @theearthisaseriesoftubes3768 6 лет назад +25

      They did that before women were equal though. Sweedish food in general is bad. Thats why you never see a swedish themed restaurant.

    • @mjhopgoodswe
      @mjhopgoodswe 5 лет назад +11

      @@theearthisaseriesoftubes3768 You realise that I am exaggerating for comic effect, right?
      Swedish food is alright. A Swedish julbord is really rather tasty, although it would be weird to open a restaurant offering Christmas food year around...

    • @carlmannhard8051
      @carlmannhard8051 5 лет назад +8

      You're both right. Food in my country is pretty bad, cause before importing food was cool we could only eat what grows and lives up here(root vegetables, fish, moose etc) But we only really eat traditional at times like christmas and easter. Other times it's whatever we feel like, just like everywhere else. I'm so happy I wasn't born a hundred years ago haha..

    • @harley2
      @harley2 5 лет назад +1

      Swedish women couldnt vote until 1921 ALL WORLD İS SEXİST SPECİALLY İN 1900S AND BEFORE.

    • @seds94
      @seds94 5 лет назад +3

      @@harley2 that could vote now and look what happened to politics

  • @rmglover3191
    @rmglover3191 3 года назад +2

    "what is that - 'equality cuisine'?"
    I could not even. I had to pause the video on a count of - death.

  • @emilyzhang7289
    @emilyzhang7289 3 года назад +2

    Why have equality cuisine when you can have quality cuisine

    • @seds94
      @seds94 2 года назад

      👍😍

  • @erirosesan
    @erirosesan 6 лет назад +140

    That Selena Quintanilla-Pérez shirt! Love it 💖

    • @giosylar3486
      @giosylar3486 5 лет назад +2

      I thought that was Selena! I had to scroll down the comments to confirm. 🤓 Love it.

    • @thebondvillain4920
      @thebondvillain4920 5 лет назад +1

      Is it Selena Gomez??

    • @LegitJesusChrist
      @LegitJesusChrist 5 лет назад

      Forget his shirt, I wanna admire that face of yours

    • @milwaukeebrewers6337
      @milwaukeebrewers6337 5 лет назад +2

      @@LegitJesusChrist creep thirsty level 1000

    • @Kalel93739
      @Kalel93739 5 лет назад +1

      Eri you just had to add the Perez

  • @brandonjeffers7164
    @brandonjeffers7164 6 лет назад +45

    Man this dude is so underrated. Just enough "offensive" material and still funny as hell.

  • @ZaBuZaMoMoChi86
    @ZaBuZaMoMoChi86 2 года назад +3

    Not even in cuisine women seem to get the best of men as the vast majority of chefs are male... 🤷🏻‍♂️
    But yeah, equality cuisine usually suck axx...

  • @nehalsayyad773
    @nehalsayyad773 2 года назад +1

    As an Indian, I agree😜😜