Of course he blames his campaign staff for ‘making him decide’ on JDV: always the victim never takes responsibility 🙄. Imagine him doing that with nuclear codes: “my generals made me do it”
This is what happens when you get rid of the experienced strategists and advisers in the GOP who know what they're doing and how to run a campaign and replace them with clueless knuckleheaded MAGA/trump loyalists! At this rate, it will be a big bad beautiful blue wave in November!
Apparently you don't know that Susie Wiles is running his campaign and she is regarded as one, if not the slickest campaign manager in the country. I'm guessing you don't even know she is: Check out, Politico Magazine's "The Most Feared and Least Known Poilitical Operative in Ameerica", VAnity Fair's piece, "The Woman Whoi Engineered Donald Trump's Rise from the Ashes in 2020"., and "The Mastermind Behind Trump 2.0." You remind me of the beer-soaked NFL fan in a sport's bar who thought Bill Belichick was an idiot and who wrote the Patriots off in 2001 when they lost to the Rams at home in Week 10 I can still see that guy. "You're history losers. It's over... ." Sure it was. New England won nine straight and beat the Rams in the Super Bowl. Have another beer.
Does anybody really think that trump let somebody else convince him who to pick as V.P. This is just trump passing the blame like he always does for his ridiculously bad decisions
tRump likes to act like he's in charge, but he's just a puppet, even if he doesn't realize it, project 2025 doesn't care if he wins or another republican, they still get what they want😡
It is rumored that Trump will focus his campaign on "Law & Order" by hiring some of the people that he pardoned: Steve Bannon, Joe Arpaio, Roger Stone, Michael Flynn, Paul Manafort, Scooter Libby & Dinesh D’Souza.
2:28 "...you HAVE to stop". Omg, was I and that one person in the audience who laughed understood that little reference?! 😂😂 #90sKid #OnceYouPopYouCantStop
a little TDS is dribbling down your chin. Looks a bit like Tampon Tim's "horse shake" kind of thick and white. I hear it's pure protein and no calories
⚓️💙🇺🇸 When a women has to represent the U.S.A it’s for a good reason. JUSTICE for the people who deserve honor for their rights fought for with bloodshed by true heroes our endless fallen heroes will be honored forever and always ⚓️💙🇺🇸
@objectionhearsay2415 He's been feeling good enough to make jokes about his age now. "I've been in Congress for 270 years and I know I don't look a day over 40 but its true!" 🥰
Not funny about Biden, do you not know what a great job he did, what a great sacrifice he made, and what's at stake if Trump wins. Can't you find a joke about the real joke.
At least with trump we won't have faceless people running the country. Name me one thing Biden has done to say "he's done a great job." Here's what he's really done, allowed Russia to go to war, he allows inflation to be as bad as it is, he failed to keep his balance most of the time. Biden is objectively the worst president in the United States of America's history. And this is coming from someone who's usually neutral.
With you there, Monument on the insidious anti-Joe content. Have you noticed that daddy Lorne takes both Jimmy and Seth (and SNL) off the air for weeks at a time when the real news happens? No guest hosts, just dead air. Clearly he's got a foot in both camps.💵
@@intentionallyleftblank7286 Apparently everybody gets the Olympics off. It sucked so much to have no late night reactions to the constant boom, boom, boom, of the campaign though!
@thelettermegan Have u seen the pics of him in full drag? They're on Meidas Touch. Hilarious! Blonde wig, handbag, jewelry, make up (not just his guy liner) & women's clothes.
During the 2016 campaign the idea sparked in my mind and I'm now more convinced than ever that the entirety of Donald Trump's presidential run/efforts has been a social experiment highlighting the fragility and weaknesses of America's capitalist democracy. I cannot imagine a better satirical play about a presidential candidate who purposefully tries to sabotage their own campaign, but is kept in consideration because their base is nuts and the political structure makes it impossible for them to bow out, than the one I've been witnessing since DJT descended that escalator with "Melanie" in tow. Now a self proclaimed "Never Trumper" is Trump's running mate. None of it is being done behind closed doors like back in the day. It's ALL on video, said during interviews with bonafide journalists, or in writing. This has been and continues to be a test on the intelligence of the American public. The world is watching!
Smarter people than me say that Trump DID intend to lose, but it was a grift to steal campaign money. (Not surprisingly, he has been taking all the party money intended for down ballot races for himself.) He liked the power and attention though, and now the job will keep him out of jail..
That's ok, I am happy that JD has reminded me of my purpose as a post-menopausal woman...which is to vote!! Against folks like him and his Project 2025. 💙💙💙
Jimmy Fallon, I'm on your side! Thanks to you, our Jewish friend and your direct boss Lorne Michaels, his Jewish boss Bonnie Hammer, etc, we Democrats can do everything to win. At least Democrats choose Jews with Anthony Blinken, Kamala Harris (Jewish through her husband),... Trump only chooses Americans!
Donald Trump's campaign manager wants to quit so bad! Olivia Pope herself could not save his campaign. He might as well drink 3 more buckets of KFC gravy and call it a day.
Run JD Vance better off a little scaved than lose your place on the right side of history. And likely you're already having feelings of deep regret trying to keep up with Donald's criminal actions 😢
These shows used to at least bend the truth, now they completely break it, because they know that all the braindead people in the comments don't think critically about anything anymore. Have any of you ever heard Trump say he regrets his decision? Or hint at it? Try and find one quote of him hinting at it. I pity anyone who gets their information from these sources and genuinely believes it.
I'm sure Trump would've rather picked Marco, since he's previously OWNED & HUMILATED him yet Rubio still kisses his ass -- The DonOLD would prefer to have someone like that, but I'm sure the residency issue was a problem. We already know how Trump feels about beards, but Don Jr & Eric felt like JD could be another bearded brother -- And Trump & his minions probably loved the whole bestselling book & movie thing, feeling that would resonate with middle America
Sorry Donald you're going to have to carry JD to term.😅
That's funny ...
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😂 comment of the day award 😂
😂winner of the comments!
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Of course he blames his campaign staff for ‘making him decide’ on JDV: always the victim never takes responsibility 🙄. Imagine him doing that with nuclear codes: “my generals made me do it”
He had the football for 4 years dipshit...
Lol who gives a shit world ends anyhow so whats a little quicker
@@ldiablochronicleaf8028 ok
Brilliant writing! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
This is what happens when you get rid of the experienced strategists and advisers in the GOP who know what they're doing and how to run a campaign and replace them with clueless knuckleheaded MAGA/trump loyalists!
At this rate, it will be a big bad beautiful blue wave in November!
Good old politics is back in the campaign. Best of fortunes for November. E
Eh rather have a blue wave than a maga formed red wave
Apparently you don't know that Susie Wiles is running his campaign and she is regarded as one, if not the slickest campaign manager in the country.
I'm guessing you don't even know she is:
Check out, Politico Magazine's "The Most Feared and Least Known Poilitical Operative in Ameerica", VAnity Fair's piece, "The Woman Whoi Engineered Donald Trump's Rise from the Ashes in 2020"., and "The Mastermind Behind Trump 2.0."
You remind me of the beer-soaked NFL fan in a sport's bar who thought Bill Belichick was an idiot and who wrote the Patriots off in 2001 when they lost to the Rams at home in Week 10
I can still see that guy. "You're history losers. It's over... ."
Sure it was. New England won nine straight and beat the Rams in the Super Bowl.
Have another beer.
Great choice!
Let’s make it a blue tsunami.
The bus joke was the best- that and the hallmark skit
Too soon!
Does anybody really think that trump let somebody else convince him who to pick as V.P.
This is just trump passing the blame like he always does for his ridiculously bad decisions
Your TDS is showing
tRump likes to act like he's in charge, but he's just a puppet, even if he doesn't realize it, project 2025 doesn't care if he wins or another republican, they still get what they want😡
@@mikelemieux3037 TDS has become a national pandemic due to Trump's mishandling.
Trump is a racist. @@mikelemieux3037
@@mikelemieux3037 your ignorance is showing
JD Vance is the gift that keeps on giving. Everyone needs to thank Trump for picking him.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah hes an absolute boss, love the way hes handled every single media "got ya" BS moment. Great pick.
It is rumored that Trump will focus his campaign on "Law & Order" by hiring some of the people that he pardoned: Steve Bannon, Joe Arpaio, Roger Stone, Michael Flynn, Paul Manafort, Scooter Libby & Dinesh D’Souza.
😅👍!
Trump Sir, you have never made a mistake in your life. You chose wisely when you picked Vance! He suits you bigly. Hang in there!
You're actually talking to someone through a comment on RUclips that's never gonna see it... Think about it lol
@@jowtag I wasn’t talking TO Trump. I was pretending to talk to Trump. It was just a comment that you didn’t get. Think about it.
2:28 "...you HAVE to stop".
Omg, was I and that one person in the audience who laughed understood that little reference?! 😂😂 #90sKid #OnceYouPopYouCantStop
LOVE the Hallmark bit❤ 3:43
We should all thank J.D. Dunce for contributing his skills to the Harris-Walz campaign.
👏👏👏
I sure am!
a little TDS is dribbling down your chin. Looks a bit like Tampon Tim's "horse shake" kind of thick and white. I hear it's pure protein and no calories
I've been calling him J. V. Dunce.
And Walz wants to put tampons in elementary boy boythrooms 😂
But you said you hired only the very best people? You mean you were wrong? You're stuck with JD, like you said VPs don't make any difference anyways.
Yeah, right! How much you wanna bet that when he loses, he's going to blame it ALL on JD 😂
⚓️💙🇺🇸 When a women has to represent the U.S.A it’s for a good reason. JUSTICE for the people who deserve honor for their rights fought for with bloodshed by true heroes our endless fallen heroes will be honored forever and always ⚓️💙🇺🇸
Jimmy, don't you think it's about time you stopped these old jokes about Biden? Trump is old, too, and he's in the race, remember??
trump jokes never gets old he keeps providing weirdness
He doesn’t think. His writers thinks 😂
@objectionhearsay2415 He's been feeling good enough to make jokes about his age now. "I've been in Congress for 270 years and I know I don't look a day over 40 but its true!" 🥰
People hated biden not cause he was old, but because he was incoherent and clearly unfit-trump is perfectly cognizant
A good con man always needs a spineless immoral scapegoat for when the chit hits the fan. Welcome JD Vance
People who have narcissistic personalities blames. Some one else for the mistakes they make.
2:14 why do food conglomerates always have to conglomerate?
Pilot: Maybe I should have mentioned this earlier... but I'll be damned if I know how to land this plane.
Hello Mr JIMMY From Venezuela 💜💜💜💜
Hey you’re about to have a new neighbour! Trump told Elon he’s moving there.
@@other.creative I will pay for the one way ticket
Young people make sure you register and VOTE. 🌊🌊🌊🇱🇷💙🇱🇷
Lol blue has destroyed this land plus hyena said they were dumb so nope
@@lisaluvsmusic2603 will I get to hear a story from a drag queen if I do?
@@mikelemieux3037 only if Vance isn't too busy to spend time with you
Vance just provided a reason to live for millions of otherwise useless post-menopausal women. I expect they’ll be incredibly grateful.
JD is a nice dude.
Hey, it's not like old people vote.
If Trump doesn’t like his mini me, maybe he should imagine what we think of him.
😂😂😂
America needs to fully hear trumps message...unless HE is president the country and our citizens are failures. That is what he thinks of ALL of us.
How do you listen to a message where there is none? All that come from that mouth is trash.
Always Made My day❤
Who the hell is Trump
Some loser.
Some convict fraudster sex pest who is convinced that the world can only function because he makes it 😅😅
Not funny about Biden, do you not know what a great job he did, what a great sacrifice he made, and what's at stake if Trump wins. Can't you find a joke about the real joke.
Your a moron
At least with trump we won't have faceless people running the country. Name me one thing Biden has done to say "he's done a great job." Here's what he's really done, allowed Russia to go to war, he allows inflation to be as bad as it is, he failed to keep his balance most of the time. Biden is objectively the worst president in the United States of America's history. And this is coming from someone who's usually neutral.
With you there, Monument on the insidious anti-Joe content. Have you noticed that daddy Lorne takes both Jimmy and Seth (and SNL) off the air for weeks at a time when the real news happens? No guest hosts, just dead air. Clearly he's got a foot in both camps.💵
@@intentionallyleftblank7286 Apparently everybody gets the Olympics off. It sucked so much to have no late night reactions to the constant boom, boom, boom, of the campaign though!
The debate should be a pay per view event!😂
FINALLY MONOLOGUE IS BACK ON RUclips AFTER MONTHS OFF
to be honest Vance's guyliner might be his only redeeming quality :0
😅 true that
@thelettermegan Have u seen the pics of him in full drag? They're on Meidas Touch. Hilarious! Blonde wig, handbag, jewelry, make up (not just his guy liner) & women's clothes.
Nothing wrong with men in drag. JD looks more at peace in that blonde wig than he does next to Trump.
@@AncsaKunos true that!
@@AncsaKunos Yep. I wish Dems would quit...dragging...him over it.
...I'm sorry.
The same guy who hosted Bad Bunny? I cannot take him seriously
Trump: "WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?! THINK, CAMPAIGN STAFF! THINK!"
I don't know if there's anyone left in his campaign who's capable of thinking.
@@bluebear1985 Eh, they could do something with a disciplined candidate.
JD makes S. Palin seem smart
💙VOTE BLUE🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
Vote RED! LET'S GO TRUMP! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
We love your show jimmy fallon
During the 2016 campaign the idea sparked in my mind and I'm now more convinced than ever that the entirety of Donald Trump's presidential run/efforts has been a social experiment highlighting the fragility and weaknesses of America's capitalist democracy. I cannot imagine a better satirical play about a presidential candidate who purposefully tries to sabotage their own campaign, but is kept in consideration because their base is nuts and the political structure makes it impossible for them to bow out, than the one I've been witnessing since DJT descended that escalator with "Melanie" in tow. Now a self proclaimed "Never Trumper" is Trump's running mate. None of it is being done behind closed doors like back in the day. It's ALL on video, said during interviews with bonafide journalists, or in writing. This has been and continues to be a test on the intelligence of the American public. The world is watching!
Smarter people than me say that Trump DID intend to lose, but it was a grift to steal campaign money. (Not surprisingly, he has been taking all the party money intended for down ballot races for himself.) He liked the power and attention though, and now the job will keep him out of jail..
Unqualified pilot??? Wellwellwell
The last gasp of somebody who ran out of things in the universe to blame
That's ShaDy Vance!
His trump impression is sooo good 😂
This is y I always signed a prenup!😂
What a stupid monologue idk how people still watches this show
Brainwashed people love this kind of stuff
🤔 Donald 🦆 upset at others for his choices ,…..sounds about right.
Love jimmy
Thought fallon was drunk, realised had video on 0.75x 😂
That was fantastic! Call the tee-shirt man…
There is a reason Gutfeld is in the strong #1 position.
This is actually pretty funny. It seemed really well balanced - which is something it’s really hard to do nowadays.
Its always someone else's fault
Trump did not think ahead that Vance would follow Trump's lead as to what to say and talk about...he, J.D. seems to speak outside the Trump-like-box.
That's ok, I am happy that JD has reminded me of my purpose as a post-menopausal woman...which is to vote!! Against folks like him and his Project 2025. 💙💙💙
If DonOld stopped lying, we never hear from him again.
If pedo joe quit being pedo joe right
He lied about your m. O. M😅
@jimknarr, I'm stealing your spelling of DonOld! Too funny
@@MaryjoMWilson Definitely use it. I stole it from someone else. Let's make it go viral. lol
Jimmy Fallon, I'm on your side! Thanks to you, our Jewish friend and your direct boss Lorne Michaels, his Jewish boss Bonnie Hammer, etc, we Democrats can do everything to win. At least Democrats choose Jews with Anthony Blinken, Kamala Harris (Jewish through her husband),... Trump only chooses Americans!
Those jews you referenced are Americans.
I liked it better when Jimmy stayed away from politics.
Yeah, I CAN NOT WAIT to see who he blames for that VP choice!!
Trump 2024 for P.Resident! .. Prison Resident!
WAIT WTF THIS GUY IS STILL ON TV. Fuck have our standards of Comedy dropped
Donald Trump's campaign manager wants to quit so bad! Olivia Pope herself could not save his campaign. He might as well drink 3 more buckets of KFC gravy and call it a day.
its always ''according to"' and ''unnamed source" when it comes to news about trump.
finally some written monologue :)
❤️💜💙 United We Stand against Maga
But ya got to get out and vote ! Give help to one another to make this happen. NO VOTE - NO WIN 💙🩵
When isn’t Trump furious.
Jimmy trying to do his part for the Democratic Party
Yes, another baaaa baaaa
Another one for the useless shelf
I like Vance better than I did Pence. Y’all woulda threw anyone he picked under the bus.
As if Vance was his only mistake
You mean J.D. Scapegoat?
Enough low blows, in there, to cripple someone!
Rein… Dog 😂
😂😂😂😂😂"REPORT: The Liberal Late Night Shows That No One Watches Are on Their Way Out"
Elon wants to send people to Mars, with a one way ticket. Suddenly I feel a great idea coming up: send Old Don and Creapy Vance...! Yeah...
Is this even remotely true?
Gossip.
Can’t wait for election time lol , but I ain’t voting blue 🫣🫣
Donald Trump Shares Bizarre Photoshopped Image Showing Himself, JD Vance, Elon Musk and Others as DC Superheroes
J.d is gonna need much more tissue. Trump too!
Hey Roseanne and Anthony Jeff don't want to be part of a family dysfunctional holidays🎉
lol 😂
That would actually be Obamala
Wtf is this hilariously slanted title 😂 maybe this is why Fallon’s show is down 80%…
If he’s going to talk about Joe Biden, why not bring up his latest amazing accomplishment: “Cancer Moonshot”. Look it up.
Run JD Vance better off a little scaved than lose your place on the right side of history. And likely you're already having feelings of deep regret trying to keep up with Donald's criminal actions 😢
Vote Blue!! 💙
This media is disgusting
Tampon tim n heels up Harris
well......
Hey Jimmy, 2 early for the Biden jokes?
I get the sense that Jimmy is drinking a lot. What do you thinK?
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Trump lost his dentures on Epstein's plane, lol
Propaganda smh sad
Oh now kamala is saviour of usa 😂😂😂😂 omg this leftist
You just know that Trump will read those text messages and believe that they are real! 🙀
I Went In Area 69 Milltary Base Army 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fake news
Voted least funny
I didn"t like Fallon"s joke about throwing Biden under the bus. Stop pandering to the cult. So shameless.
You wish. More administration-aligned "comedy".
These shows used to at least bend the truth, now they completely break it, because they know that all the braindead people in the comments don't think critically about anything anymore. Have any of you ever heard Trump say he regrets his decision? Or hint at it? Try and find one quote of him hinting at it. I pity anyone who gets their information from these sources and genuinely believes it.
NO regrets Trump 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cant wait to vote for Trump/Vance this year. Easiest decision ever!
I'm sure Trump would've rather picked Marco, since he's previously OWNED & HUMILATED him yet Rubio still kisses his ass -- The DonOLD would prefer to have someone like that, but I'm sure the residency issue was a problem. We already know how Trump feels about beards, but Don Jr & Eric felt like JD could be another bearded brother -- And Trump & his minions probably loved the whole bestselling book & movie thing, feeling that would resonate with middle America
Vance won't let Trump to hang him