Happy (late) 2018!!! It's nice to be back. Had a bit of a cold recently, so if my voice sounds off you know why. Here's to a great year of spoopy horror stories! :D
Susan cane home from a nursing shift, which is extremely tiring, she's also an older woman and she fucking killed that dude. She's a legend and a badass.
All that AND she still had it in her to offer to call him an ambulance if he stopped struggling. Like woah, ready to kill that dude to save her life, but still in nurse mode under it all.
I think the fact that she was exhausted made her more determined to get rid of anymore bullshit. As a teacher, if I'm exhausted and there is bullshit that requires more of my energy, it brinhs out the worst in me
@@Allison_the_goober It figures Susan estranged husband tried to have her killed by some bullshit Vietnam vet. Exmarriage IDIOTS will go to any lengths to get their way!
@@nicolemeneses3323 Okay! So this evil, greedy-ass soon-to-be exhusband tells his drunk ass Ex-Vet friend to kill his wife! Thank God the ex Vet tried to kill a smart, violent chick, who don't take NO SHIT! She whooped his ass! And killed him instead! She is the kind of chick I love!
"if you ever wonder what the face of a man ready to kill looks like, well this is it" this dude: 😬 edit: it has come to my attention that being funny on youtube was a mistake. 2.8k likes and i keep getting notifications from people commenting the dumbest shit on this. my crops are dying and family disowned me.
Why is no one talking about the fact that slavemaster sold a baby to his own family of a woman he just killed, imagine the kid hearing about this. That must so heartbreaking 😭
That was the part where I cried. First, because I got relieved that he didn't kill the baby, then because I realized there's little to no chance of that kid never finding out about this terrible truth.
@@TerraCipher Fortunately, well also unfortunately, the kid DOES know, she’s still alive and she discovered what happened to her biological mother, now she wants to find the remains to give her a proper burial, her step parents didn’t know anything about this either and were just as torn up about it since they might have lost her thanks to their psychotic serial killer relative’s actions.
@@dhaddine5472 ball pythons can be really docile, he wasn't in public obviously but he's a friend of mine so I just watched as he put a leash on the snake and let him free roam around his backyard (huge one) he did it mainly for the joke because you can let a ball python free roam in a backyard if you keep on our eye on it but nonetheless it was awesome
They have a crime scene video about it where you could actually see the corpse of Jenny herself but it's blurred, the originals gotta be out there somewhere
@@PLASBEZ She was badly decomposed and unrecognisable. There are body farm videos on YT if you want to see something like that… Or just go to your local museum and see some mummified remains :P
"He used to take his pet lizard for walks around town on a leash, wearing a long leather coat and sunglasses, regardless of the weather" Thats one cool lizard.
I can’t help but wonder what happened to the lizard after the man, rightfully so, went to prison. I hope someone was able to give the lizard a good home.
Its not good to read comments first. I really thought that Susan from the first story will get out there alive, but then she's been killed and I'm like WHAT? because of the comments lol..
breath play is no joke, even within the bdsm community it's acknowledged as one of the most dangerous kinks. that being said this guy wasn't doing "breath play" he was intentionally killing people. bdsm has to be "safe, sane, and consensual" otherwise that's assault, not bdsm.
1. Why needs a girl to find guys online in the first place? It is kinda understandable for guys but unless a girl is fcking ugly or completely isolated ( no friends, no party/social girl) , she always finds more than enough guys in real life. It is also very dangerous for girls. 2. Why the hell would a 19 year old girl meet up and have sex with a 51 year old man? It is one thing if he was at least attractive but this guy looked like he was living on the streets. As if you couldnt find a much younger and more attractive one. Of course she didnt deserve what happened to her, but my pity for her is kinda limited.
Damn, I remember seeing the Crossbow Cannibal on the news when I was little. Jeez man that's just fucked. Also, that woman at the end is a badass, I remember reading an article about her that was titled something along the lines of, "Husband hires hit man to kill wife, she ends up killing the hitman with her bare hands".
Mike's hitman got killed, he's down about 50k, got jail time and died on Friday the 13th, 3 months from release, with cancer. That's bad luck to the definition.
Jokes aside, what an incredible story with Susan. I'm so happy to hear that she was able to survive and the guilty got their justice. These stories don't often end well, but this was a great note to conclude your video with!
Sad part is she had to strangle someone. Even in self defense killing someone isn't forget quickly. Most people feel guilt even if it was life or death. Strong woman
Susan: "tell me who send you and I'll call you an ambulance" Hitman: "call Mike" Susan, leaning in as she proceeds to choke him to death: "you're an ambulance"
@@77SilentAssassin77 instead of calling him an actual ambulance (to save his life) she names him an ambulance (and kills him eventually), it's really just a silly pun :)
And here my parents keep telling me to lose weight but worry about me moving out of state alone. Um hello no one is gonna attempt to kidnap this fatty so who's winning here? Me I'm winning....I'm the winner.
Most powerful anime characters 1.Susan 2.Susan 3.Susan 4.Susan 5.Susan 6.Susan 7.Susan 8.Susan 9.Susan 10.Susan 11.Susan 12.Susan 13.Susan 14.Susan 15.Susan 16.Susan 17.Susan 18.Susan 19.Susan And last but definitely not least 20.Susan
I have been into bdsm since my teens. Predators try to hide in those places as well.. All we can do is educate everyone how to be safe and know predatorial behaviours. We had to deal with a lot of those over the years, practicing a persona non grata for those known predators at events and making sure people know to ask for referances when meeting new playmates. (Esay tip: If someone calls themself f.ex Slavemaster, Mr...this and that, Alpha, Dom or something similar.. They are probably a noob or maybe even a predator. Remember there are predators amongst the more practiced ones too)
i was going to comment that breath play is not dangerous, if done correctly but saw your comment and upvoted, coming from someone, active in bdsm community for 10 plus years
@@seanambrose7051 Everyone has their interests man. No one asked you to take part or anything. If you don't like it, keep it to yourself and move on. Harassing people is not cool
The other with the neck broken... is so scary man. I remember a page of disturbing images where they put a video with extremely loud sound with that woman, was late night in the bathroom
My friend in school had an experience with a murder-suicide...her mother being the victim and her stepfather the murderer, it was horrible. Her mother's name was shelly harris nelson, her murderer, Jeff nelson. you can find article on it, my friend was the at the time five year old, it's horrible and disgusting what he did to her mother, as she now has to live with her aunt and uncle through the foster care system. I hope this can spread some awareness.
The writing and presentation in this one is so spot on! Explains why Lazy's so good at reading other people's stories- he has a great affinity for storytelling.
Who else's stories has he read other than the ones on his channel? ❤ 💞 Lazy's voice too n would like to here more! I'm just sad he doesn't produce videos regularly 😭
I meant stories that other people have written, like subscriber submitted stories or stories from forums :) He does guest narrate on other people's channels too though if you want to hear more! Can't think of a lot of them off the top of my head but I know for sure he did one with Reignbot. I wish his videos came about a little more frequently too, but with quality like this I can't really complain :P
He's good, but I think most horror narrators get set in the habit of using the exact same pattern of tones no matter the thing actually being said. He's better than most in this category though.
The ones I am comfortable listening to are Lazy Masquerade, Be Busta, Mr. nightmare and Let's Read. The others kinda have a "I don't do horror narrations" vibe in their voices. Idk if Chills narrates but I despise his voice so much.
@@justjess-zl3pm forreal shit makes no sense, what else are you going to do if both options of hiding and running away are gone? coward in fear in a corner? the fuk
@@johnsavior2883 to be honest it's shocking how often people actually just sit down and die or allow themselves to be taken I wish it was more common to fight but in many cases exspecily with women your often taught to not fight and you may survive so people do. In college we were forced to take a "self defense" class or else we would be kicked out, all they taught us to do was lay on the ground and scream... Ya know basically what an assaulter wants and if you've ever been in a big city you know screaming doesn't do a damn thing.
@@Slenderslayer351 wrong Susan, the original comment was about the Susan in the 4th story who killed the hitman her husband hired to kill her. Definitely a badass.
Having grown up in Bradford, hearing about the crossbow cannibal again gave me a weird wave of unsettling nostalgia. I have forgotten about that whole story and tried to keep my distance from it as I was in very very early teens at the time and it wasn't exactly comforting to know that this kind of things was going on in a place I called my home. Having since moved away and grown up I had forgotten all about it, so it's interesting to know what really happened, even if it's still super uncomfortable to think about.
Hitchcock's - Dial M for Murder has a very similar plot as the Susan story.....although the film was made long before the incident. Maybe Susan could be in a much more badass remake version!
Susan is such a bad ass . I have very high respect for her . Not everyone manages to have such a incredible will to survive and has the strenght to over power their attacker .
I do I have enough that when someone shot me in the gut I pulled the bullet out and I used my finger covered in gauze after I sterilized both my finger and gauze to stop the bleeding
"If you can't run and you can't hide, you have to fight." This was an unexpected upbeat end for the video, I'm glad Susan survived. Imagine her (ex)Husband hearing about it even before being caught.
I had a funny one with the Nexpo channel the other day. "When he confessed details of the grizzly murder he said... Discover Audible with a free audio book on us" Such a bad place for an advert haha
Mad respect for Susan. what a strong, powerful, and beautiful woman. She did not deserve that at all and I'm glad she got the justice she deserved and lived to tell it.❤️
Your videos never disappoint Lazy! I love your serious tone, with just a splash of comedic value. (And never in a disrespectful way to the victims) Thank you for making this fantastic content!
I absolutely love your channel I'm so shocked I just found you last year and you've been here so long! HIGH QUALITY stuff Lazy is literally JUST a name as you are anything but! Thank you for all your hard work and dedication AND keeping me company as I struggle through lupus and heart failure
why tf do womem agree to meet a random guy called "slavemaster" while convinced hes a handsome millionaire. seriously at that point i feel no pity. how stupid can someone be
@@habibishapur Dawg they didn’t know, it doesn’t matter if it was obvious, whenever you want to meet someone in the moment, you don’t realize you’re in danger until it happens.
Susan, God bless you. You're an inspiration for women to fight back against the vile scum that plague women everywhere. I can't help but be reminded of my own beloved wife may she rest in peace. She would have been the same type of woman who would have given any man a hell of a fight God forbid if she were to have come across someone like that. I miss you so much Lori, my soulmate! 💔
Im sorry for your loss. Thank you for sharing what you wrote. I hope you are doing as well as possible. It must be devastating to lose one's long-term partner. RIP Lori 💙
I'm sorry for your loss, but what you wrote was beautiful. Thanks for sharing something so heavy, but so touching. I hope you're doing well, and I hope Lori is enjoying Paradise.
At the Suitcase Body section of the video, I can actually see the resemblance between the artist's picture and Jenny. The teeth, the cheek bones, and eyes are the biggest giveaways.
5:29 "I'm not gonna go away, so I guess you better. *Maniacal laughter* " He told the worst joke anyone has ever said and laughed like it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard
@@jacyaug You're a fucking idiot. Luck in shit like this doesn't exist. Every choice you make within the microcosm of an experience like that makes a difference. Have you ever survived a murder? Most have not. Her actions, adrenaline surge, and will to fight definitely played a part in survival rather than just lying down doing nothing. If you think shit like that is pure luck there's a lot of survival stories and metrics on the art and anatomy of survival in life threatening situations you are clearly ignorant of.
Happy (late) 2018!!! It's nice to be back. Had a bit of a cold recently, so if my voice sounds off you know why. Here's to a great year of spoopy horror stories! :D
Lazy Masquerade spoopy horror
Its not late until 2019 you're good!
Lazy Masquerade are we gonna get Valentine scary stories?
Lazy Masquerade ah the perfect way to start the day! Have a spoopy day!!
Valentine's Day: Forever Alone Horror Stories.
Susan cane home from a nursing shift, which is extremely tiring, she's also an older woman and she fucking killed that dude. She's a legend and a badass.
Totally, I'm in awe of her
Remember that the guy was also a VIETNAM VET as well!totally crazy, this story baffles me.
Don't mess up with nurses...
All that AND she still had it in her to offer to call him an ambulance if he stopped struggling. Like woah, ready to kill that dude to save her life, but still in nurse mode under it all.
I think the fact that she was exhausted made her more determined to get rid of anymore bullshit. As a teacher, if I'm exhausted and there is bullshit that requires more of my energy, it brinhs out the worst in me
Hitman: gets hired to kill Susan
Hitman: “Why do I hear boss music?”
This comment 😂😂😂😂
Oh shit auto-save
Hitman: opens the door
Hitman: "...that's a really suspicious auto-save."
@SkeleGem HIS HITMAN WAS A VIETNAM VET TOO OMFGGG
Good thing that meme isnt dead yet...
Susan wasn’t alone with the hitman the hitman was alone with Susan
Kyla Hall I’m reading all these Susan comments and this is the one that made me laugh the hardest 😂
Best Susan comment
@@Allison_the_goober It figures Susan estranged husband tried to have her killed by some bullshit Vietnam vet. Exmarriage IDIOTS will go to any lengths to get their way!
My god, underrated comment 😂
@@nicolemeneses3323 Okay! So this evil, greedy-ass soon-to-be exhusband tells his drunk ass Ex-Vet friend to kill his wife! Thank God the ex Vet tried to kill a smart, violent chick, who don't take NO SHIT! She whooped his ass! And killed him instead! She is the kind of chick I love!
Susan's story is literally "Someone call an ambulance... But not for me."
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@@timferriss5905 congratulations, you are the second reply
Not literally
@@k.morningstar7983 I'd be interested in listening to that. Where could I find that call?
Same energy as "I'm a healer but"
Killer: *tries to kill susan*
Susan: *S O Y O U V E C H O S E N D E A T H*
COWABUNGA IT IS
@@jayamsterdam what
for anyone that does not get it it says "so you've chosen death"
Soy ou vecho sende ath
Quote by Saruman the white!
Killer: **tries to kill Susan**
Susan: Oh, you're approaching me?
Killer: [silent]
Killer's Mind: "I can't beat the hell out of you without getting closer!"
Daibuman *Susan* : HO HO! then come as close as you’d like..
*DIO SUSAN*
*DIO SUSAN*
Yade yade daze
TELL ME WHY YOU ARE TRYING TO KILL ME HAPPY OR I WILL CONTINUE TO STRANGLE YOU. 5 SECONDS HAVE PASSED. WHY ARE YOU HERE? 6 SECONDS HAVE PASSED.
Hitman: You’re strong D’:
Susan: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
😂😂😂
cj and big smoke???
BIG SMOKE 😥
IM NOT TRAPPED IN HERE WITH YOU, YOURE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME
Grove Street, home, at least it was before I fucked everything up
Why is no one talking about how ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING that laughing was in the first story?
That legit terrified me.
Yeah it honestly sent chills down my spine
It sounded like a dying weasel
Because by the end of the video all anyone could think about was dropping everything to write fanfic about Susan. _Obviously._
Made me cringe a bit
Edit:- grammatical error.
Hitman: *tried to murder susan*
Susan: *reverse uno card*
Silvia Jimenez
Reverse uno card... really-?
It’s uno reverse you absolute window frame 😂
We are Doomed lmao, my bad-
Best comment on the Internet😂😂😂
*no u*
I hate Eggs lmao
Guy: *tries to kill Susan*
Susan: “Oh, that’s cute.”
@Aggressive Tubesock they were talking about the last story, not the first. Both women named Susan
@Aggressive Tubesockshush little girl
@Aggressive Tubesock told you to hush
Ara ara
@Aggressive Tubesock what? They are talking about the Susan in last story who killed the man who attacked her
Top 10 Most Overpowered Anime Characters:
Number 1: Susan
Number 2: Madara uchiha
How dare you forget Shaggy?!
loop zoop ur all wrong, it’s Cory in the house
loop zoop I made this comment 1k likes I am proud
Number 3: Shaggy
"If you can't run and you can't hide, you have to fight." Susan said.
Mad respect for this woman.
Sounds like what the hitman was thinking once he realized Susan is a badass. 😁
I love that his last words were “you’re strong”. Susan you rock
susan strong
mia frye, adventure time.
#grrlpower
Susan: you're an ambulance
Your so fine
Susan: "you think im in danger? I AM THE DANGER"
"if you ever wonder what the face of a man ready to kill looks like, well this is it"
this dude: 😬
edit: it has come to my attention that being funny on youtube was a mistake. 2.8k likes and i keep getting notifications from people commenting the dumbest shit on this. my crops are dying and family disowned me.
😂😂
😂😂😂
Is that the face of a killer
Damnit I feel terrible for laughing
😬😬😠😡☠
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Why is no one talking about the fact that slavemaster sold a baby to his own family of a woman he just killed, imagine the kid hearing about this. That must so heartbreaking 😭
People only talking about Susan smh
RIGHT? I thought i was the only one who noticed this
That was the part where I cried. First, because I got relieved that he didn't kill the baby, then because I realized there's little to no chance of that kid never finding out about this terrible truth.
@@TerraCipher Fortunately, well also unfortunately, the kid DOES know, she’s still alive and she discovered what happened to her biological mother, now she wants to find the remains to give her a proper burial, her step parents didn’t know anything about this either and were just as torn up about it since they might have lost her thanks to their psychotic serial killer relative’s actions.
TIMESUCK podcast just covered this guy, highly recommended a listen.
“Tell me, and I’ll call you an ambulance!”
“Your... husband... hired... me...”
“Okay. You’re an ambulance.”
Cybermat47 - GOOD ONE!!
😅
Cybermat47 😹😹😹 nice.
"You're an ambulance *chokes harder* "
@@Junokaii "What?!? AHRFFHDFRFGNFGUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH............hh......h....................."
“He used to take his pet lizard on walks with a leash..”
I see nothing wrong with this. Totally normal.
Alexandria KING
I’ve taken my lizards on walks. Depends on the lizard, size, etc.
I ve seen snakes being walk on a leash
Dylan Solorzano
That’s awesome! I’d like to know how that works, but it’s awesome nonetheless!
@@dhaddine5472 ball pythons can be really docile, he wasn't in public obviously but he's a friend of mine so I just watched as he put a leash on the snake and let him free roam around his backyard (huge one) he did it mainly for the joke because you can let a ball python free roam in a backyard if you keep on our eye on it but nonetheless it was awesome
@@dylansolorzano5077 I love bps they're super cute
Susan's husband: *_Hires hitman to kill his ex-wife_*
Susan: *_Strangles the hitman to death_*
Susan's husband: _chuckle_ I'm in danger.
sad :(
Lol
Cringe
cringe
@@jacekdziencio8546 bro chill this was made 2 years ago
Jenny's facial reconstruction is actually kind of accurate. the eyes are almost spot on, and the mouth almost the exact same.
Nightmare fuel
They have a crime scene video about it where you could actually see the corpse of Jenny herself but it's blurred, the originals gotta be out there somewhere
@@PLASBEZ why would you want to see that?
@@ollieVR970 because im curious and want to get spooked
@@PLASBEZ She was badly decomposed and unrecognisable. There are body farm videos on YT if you want to see something like that…
Or just go to your local museum and see some mummified remains :P
"He used to take his pet lizard for walks around town on a leash, wearing a long leather coat and sunglasses, regardless of the weather"
Thats one cool lizard.
Lmfao
if he just painted instead of murdering, he could have been the next Salvadore Dali. but he chose to be trash
🦎 🕶 😎
😆
it is a shame he was a bad person cos honestly otherwise that sounds cool as hell
I can’t help but wonder what happened to the lizard after the man, rightfully so, went to prison. I hope someone was able to give the lizard a good home.
In case anyone is interested, Susan was on an episode of "I survived" (season 5 episode 2) where she tells the story in her own words
Hear that? That’s the sound of me opening up Investigation Discovery
Reuben Knight -Thank you! VERY interested to know this & will look it up to watch. Appreciate it!
Bless you
Susan died though
Parker Dolan the other Susan
Its not good to read comments first. I really thought that Susan from the first story will get out there alive, but then she's been killed and I'm like WHAT? because of the comments lol..
same I was so confused
Lol same
same i was just hiding here
Me too- I was waiting for guy to say she wasn't actually dead and came back to kill the freak🤦♀️
Guys they meant the Susan at near the end of the video
breath play is no joke, even within the bdsm community it's acknowledged as one of the most dangerous kinks. that being said this guy wasn't doing "breath play" he was intentionally killing people. bdsm has to be "safe, sane, and consensual" otherwise that's assault, not bdsm.
Yeah, I got a bit of "victim blaming" from the host, here. "Why would anyone want to do this?" ...idk don't judge people?
@@anyellyday yeah definitely got that vibe too are various points. Pretty ignorant
How do you know!?
@Mario FR BRO
The no true scotsman argument lmao
Hitman tries to kill susan
Susan: YOu should've gone for the head
Hitman: i did...
i would like but it's at 420 so
@@yerinko8169 like it now
@@gertrud8274 just did
@@yerinko8169 bless you
"What this guy didn't realize was that Susan Kuhnhausen...WAS A BADASS."
I mean who wouldve guessed a woman was a badass , lol :p
Dr.B Mirza ooo mate I’m gonna guess there’s gonna be a war for because of this soon...
Dr.B Mirza yikes
Read more I’m guessing they were being sarcastic
Someone give her a bravery medal.
3% - other
97% - I want Susan to be my mom
JummyG MV pointing this out doesn’t differentiate you from the rest in any manner
richard killface “hEy u sUrE aRE a SoYbOY”
“97 perce-“
Shut the fuck up
And therefore you wish a dead corpse to be your parental guardian
Not only do you need to stfu but so do the others
Jenny Gamez’s case is so sad because I remember being a 19 y/o girl in 2013 meeting guys online. That could’ve been me.
She had a kind face too. Just looking at her photos I can tell she was a good soul. It's a shame what happened to her.
Why on earth would you do that though? I never understand why anyone would be willing to trust a stranger
1. Why needs a girl to find guys online in the first place?
It is kinda understandable for guys but unless a girl is fcking ugly or completely isolated ( no friends, no party/social girl) , she always finds more than enough guys in real life. It is also very dangerous for girls.
2. Why the hell would a 19 year old girl meet up and have sex with a 51 year old man? It is one thing if he was at least attractive but this guy looked like he was living on the streets. As if you couldnt find a much younger and more attractive one.
Of course she didnt deserve what happened to her, but my pity for her is kinda limited.
@@marcello7941 thats the most wildest comment ever, you dont know what she was going through personally?? Thats wild that your pity is "limited"
@@marcello7941bro, I am not ugly or isolated and I dont even have more that 4 male friends 💀
Susan; the only human that can defeat Thanos.
Lol
Is your account image a "V"?
@@choosetolivefree yes
@@nakoete8521 Looks like the Voluntaryst V. Yes?
@@choosetolivefree ayup.
Damn, I remember seeing the Crossbow Cannibal on the news when I was little. Jeez man that's just fucked. Also, that woman at the end is a badass, I remember reading an article about her that was titled something along the lines of, "Husband hires hit man to kill wife, she ends up killing the hitman with her bare hands".
Badass old ladies are the most badass kinds of old ladies!
When she got him in that headlock, I just couldn’t stop smiling!
Practical Paranoia also, do not fuck with nurses! 👩⚕️ 👨⚕️
Joanna Wick is her name (not really)
Omg Lazy Noticed me.
Hitman enters Susan’s home:
*GAMEMODE HAS BEEN CHANGED TO SURVIVAL*
Lmfaooooo
There was a pressure plate with a command block below it
PRESS THE SAVE BUTTON
Mission: Survive
Details: you were hired to hunt but the target is much worse than you
so you became the hunted.
Rewards: Your life
Failure: Death
Nah nah nah. It's been switch to adventure. And Susan's in modded creative.
Mike's hitman got killed, he's down about 50k, got jail time and died on Friday the 13th, 3 months from release, with cancer.
That's bad luck to the definition.
Damn.
Imagine spending 50k.
Jokes aside, what an incredible story with Susan. I'm so happy to hear that she was able to survive and the guilty got their justice. These stories don't often end well, but this was a great note to conclude your video with!
Sad part is she had to strangle someone. Even in self defense killing someone isn't forget quickly. Most people feel guilt even if it was life or death. Strong woman
"Or I'll smash you"
Well
I mean
Buy me a drink first
Susan: "tell me who send you and I'll call you an ambulance"
Hitman: "call Mike"
Susan, leaning in as she proceeds to choke him to death: "you're an ambulance"
I'm sad to say it took me a few seconds to get that 😆
I don't get it..
@@77SilentAssassin77 instead of calling him an actual ambulance (to save his life) she names him an ambulance (and kills him eventually), it's really just a silly pun :)
I want to see this line in a kickass action movie!
Son you re a genius
I never knew why the reconstructions looked so unlifelike. Thanks LM for helping me know more about how these unknown victims are recognized.
"I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with ME!" - Susan the Badass
“Who would volunteer to travel the world with someone as their slave?”
*nervously glances at Navy contract*
I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING🤣🤣🤣
ahahahaha.... touche!
I breezed by this, then reversed!!! Lmao!!!!
Hahahhahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I spit out my water 🥴
Still beats a Sea Org billion year contract.
Man that last woman was badassery personified. Good on her, fighting for her survival. I hope she's doing well now.
She is! You can find her on the show “I Survived” season 5 episode 2 :D
@@Komobear is it on Netflix?
Kate N I don’t think so, sadly. But you can find the episode on RUclips. Right here ruclips.net/video/treWQV5KH3U/видео.html
_"Tell me and I'll call you an ambulance"_ watta a badass lady ! same energy with "Call an ambulance but not for me" meme 😂😂😂
Use her “superior weight” ...... nice way to call someone fat 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm too fat to kidnap too.
She would kick your inferior ass.
She's not fat, her weight is
Superior.
🤣🤣🤣 dying
Sometimes being chonky comes in handy.
And here my parents keep telling me to lose weight but worry about me moving out of state alone. Um hello no one is gonna attempt to kidnap this fatty so who's winning here? Me I'm winning....I'm the winner.
U come across Susan fighting a bear in the woods ,you better get out there and help that bear 😂😂
Do you have a death wish, you don’t pick the side that is against Susan if you want to live.
The bear probably deserved it.
This one made me seriously lol
I saw peter griffin kill yogi
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10.Susan
11.Susan
12.Susan
13.Susan
14.Susan
15.Susan
16.Susan
17.Susan
18.Susan
19.Susan
And last but definitely not least
20.Susan
Depressed French fry error, speedwagon is 20th
Eh I think Susan wasn’t that good, but Susan was WAY better
You forgot Susan
The most bet one was susan
Depressed French fry how long did it take you to make this?
I have been into bdsm since my teens. Predators try to hide in those places as well.. All we can do is educate everyone how to be safe and know predatorial behaviours. We had to deal with a lot of those over the years, practicing a persona non grata for those known predators at events and making sure people know to ask for referances when meeting new playmates. (Esay tip: If someone calls themself f.ex Slavemaster, Mr...this and that, Alpha, Dom or something similar.. They are probably a noob or maybe even a predator. Remember there are predators amongst the more practiced ones too)
i was going to comment that breath play is not dangerous, if done correctly but saw your comment and upvoted, coming from someone, active in bdsm community for 10 plus years
Yes! This!! Educating people on these things is so important
Degenerate
why tf yall into bdsm and how is it entertaining and so satisfying? What is wrong with you?
@@seanambrose7051 Everyone has their interests man. No one asked you to take part or anything. If you don't like it, keep it to yourself and move on. Harassing people is not cool
Why did his lizard wear a long leather coat and sunglasses??
Because he stylin
This is a MFM minisode.
Not gonna lie I laughed my fat ass off when he said he walked his pet lizard down the street on a leash 😂
That's what I heard as well, lol
Because it wasn't Griffiths walking his pet lizard, but the lizard walking its pet human...
That reconstruction of Jenny is my sleep paralysis demon
Solohym Bloodborne I know I don’t like it eugh
The other with the neck broken... is so scary man. I remember a page of disturbing images where they put a video with extremely loud sound with that woman, was late night in the bathroom
7:51
She looks like Jenny Humphrey from gossip girl
@@beyondunreasonabledoubt1951 yeah no neither do I.... Infact that horrifies me
Stephen’s laughing tape would be enough for me to go to the cops.That’s Joker-esque.
I think it's a recording. You can hear him clicking his mouse in the call, suggesting he was on a computer. It didn't sound like him at all.
Probably why he did it, he thought it made him sound tough.
IMO he did it better than Jared Leto.
Anyone can do better than Jared Leto
Yeah it’s very unsettling & chilling
My friend in school had an experience with a murder-suicide...her mother being the victim and her stepfather the murderer, it was horrible. Her mother's name was shelly harris nelson, her murderer, Jeff nelson. you can find article on it, my friend was the at the time five year old, it's horrible and disgusting what he did to her mother, as she now has to live with her aunt and uncle through the foster care system. I hope this can spread some awareness.
i laughed so hard the "You're strong' sounds like one of those honorable anime villains 😂
He was on cocaine so he was more like *"Y oURe S tR oNg!!!"* with wide eyes.
Nah he muttered that in a meek, whimpering voice for sure as Susan was overpowering him
Hahaahaha!! 🤭🤭
Fr hahahahaha
DIO Brando Hahahaha DIO
Haffey: Great, first job as a hit man. What can go wrong?
Susan: I’m about to end this man’s whole career.
I breathed loudly through my nose reading this :D :D :D
*I’m about to end this man’s whole life
and his life!
The second suitcase woman lived next to my grandmother. I hung out with her kids in the backyard when I was young! It was CRAZY to hear about.
So where are you from?
That’s a little bit of an unsettling question d00d
😨😳
@@punkapunk9917 not really
Crazy small world.
The other Susan taking vengeance for the first. I stan
The writing and presentation in this one is so spot on! Explains why Lazy's so good at reading other people's stories- he has a great affinity for storytelling.
Who else's stories has he read other than the ones on his channel? ❤ 💞 Lazy's voice too n would like to here more! I'm just sad he doesn't produce videos regularly 😭
I meant stories that other people have written, like subscriber submitted stories or stories from forums :) He does guest narrate on other people's channels too though if you want to hear more! Can't think of a lot of them off the top of my head but I know for sure he did one with Reignbot.
I wish his videos came about a little more frequently too, but with quality like this I can't really complain :P
He's good, but I think most horror narrators get set in the habit of using the exact same pattern of tones no matter the thing actually being said. He's better than most in this category though.
Super true, I guess its just about finding the ones that you're comfortable listening to
The ones I am comfortable listening to are Lazy Masquerade, Be Busta, Mr. nightmare and Let's Read. The others kinda have a "I don't do horror narrations" vibe in their voices. Idk if Chills narrates but I despise his voice so much.
She has some great advice.. "If you can't run, and you can't hide, you have to fight."
Thats not really advice is it? Its just facts.
@@justjess-zl3pm forreal shit makes no sense, what else are you going to do if both options of hiding and running away are gone? coward in fear in a corner? the fuk
Most do nothing and die... You're totally correct! Fear is a hell if a drug.. Adrenaline is just natural cocaine!
@@johnsavior2883 to be honest it's shocking how often people actually just sit down and die or allow themselves to be taken I wish it was more common to fight but in many cases exspecily with women your often taught to not fight and you may survive so people do.
In college we were forced to take a "self defense" class or else we would be kicked out, all they taught us to do was lay on the ground and scream... Ya know basically what an assaulter wants and if you've ever been in a big city you know screaming doesn't do a damn thing.
@@foxhoundp9949 What kind of self defense class is that? More like hurry up and get killed class.
I think I saw Susan's story on "I survived." She's my hero and properly described as a bad ass
She isn’t dead?
Mate all she did was run and get he head shot.
@@nicholaspetrizzo7357 Her death ensured that no one else gets killed by him
@@Slenderslayer351 wrong Susan, the original comment was about the Susan in the 4th story who killed the hitman her husband hired to kill her. Definitely a badass.
@@carebear5465 23:06
Having grown up in Bradford, hearing about the crossbow cannibal again gave me a weird wave of unsettling nostalgia. I have forgotten about that whole story and tried to keep my distance from it as I was in very very early teens at the time and it wasn't exactly comforting to know that this kind of things was going on in a place I called my home.
Having since moved away and grown up I had forgotten all about it, so it's interesting to know what really happened, even if it's still super uncomfortable to think about.
There should be a movie about Susan.
v3nny
THAT and THIS 🖕🏻
Did anyone else notice that almost every woman in this video was named Susan, Suzanne, or Suzette?
Hitchcock's - Dial M for Murder has a very similar plot as the Susan story.....although the film was made long before the incident. Maybe Susan could be in a much more badass remake version!
@@jokerjay6975 oooh yeah i remember that really old movie, Dial M For Murder, I'd forgotten all about it.
Which one?
Susan is such a bad ass . I have very high respect for her . Not everyone manages to have such a incredible will to survive and has the strenght to over power their attacker .
I thought about taking one as well
I do I have enough that when someone shot me in the gut I pulled the bullet out and I used my finger covered in gauze after I sterilized both my finger and gauze to stop the bleeding
adi yaf Fuck you
really now..? lol
@adi yaf You're a dumbass. You can't imagine being put in a situation like that.
"If you can't run and you can't hide, you have to fight." This was an unexpected upbeat end for the video, I'm glad Susan survived. Imagine her (ex)Husband hearing about it even before being caught.
The easiest to be killed on the battlefield is the one who turn their back on you
Susan : "you're next and probably gonna be "ex-alive".
Susan's story is awesome inspiring. After all the horror, she survived. That is very encouraging 👏🏻
Hitman: set a foot in Susan's house
*Objective updated: Survive*
Bahahahaha
"What this guy didn't realize, is that Susan was a badass." is my favorite part! Susan's so awesome!! =D
And ha ha, her husband didn't know how much of a badass she was.
Never underestimate your opponent.
"he confesesed to have murdered the 3 women"
my mother: starts bursting out with laughter next to me because she saw something funny on her laptop
I was about to freak out before I read the whole comment lmaooo
I had a funny one with the Nexpo channel the other day. "When he confessed details of the grizzly murder he said... Discover Audible with a free audio book on us" Such a bad place for an advert haha
The "funny" thing on her laptop was probably a minion meme
@@walsh9080 i had that exact thing its so funny
That fool! He owned up to it!
Susan: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!
lol
that lady at the end was BADASS though!
cocaine is a hell of a drug and she faced someone who was raging on it.
that old lady is my hero!
Not just crazy on coke, but he was a Vietnam vet
Mad respect for Susan. what a strong, powerful, and beautiful woman. She did not deserve that at all and I'm glad she got the justice she deserved and lived to tell it.❤️
Your videos never disappoint Lazy! I love your serious tone, with just a splash of comedic value. (And never in a disrespectful way to the victims) Thank you for making this fantastic content!
Susan is a legend, definitely the anti-Karen we all need right now.
I can't wait until the guy who's JOKE started the whole KAREN thing ..is OVER!!!
@@aubreyshelton6331 okay karen
@@aubreyshelton6331 Would you like to speak to his manager ? :p
@@aubreyshelton6331 k karen!
@@aubreyshelton6331 me too..mainly because the people who use it all the time don't even know what a real Karen is
Plot twist: Susan is John Wick's mother
YES!!! 😂😂😂
No
Susan is Chuck Norris's mother
@@ThatOneLeek BAHAHAHA
Susan is the mother of John Wick and Chuck Norris but threw them out of the house because she thought they were p***ies.
John Wick and Chuck Norris had a baby together and the baby was Susan
Any man that laughs like that guy is definitely a psychopath.
I found his laugh more funny than disturbing
Then I guess Elmo is a psychopath🤤
and annoying
@@MissChiefs420 I Acctualy laught like that when something is funny...Some of my Friends call me Elmo...😂😂
nah he was trying too hard
I love that Susan!!!! She fought back and won. It’s so good to hear the ex-husband was found out. Long live Susan!
There are two susan in the vid guys.
Thanks me later
Thank you lol. Clears things up with these comments lol
Doe Dee yeah she dead:/
Thank you
But both tried to save their lives
Lel
the facial reconstructions deadass scared the hell out of me lmaoooo
erikaxo same 😭
I’m not gonna be able to sleep for a couple days
SAME especially the one that stayed on screen for like a minute and i just looked away from the screen lmfao
Spanky Sauce It happened to me. I became paranoid and addicted to the unidentified wikia.
imagine being a kid watching the news and seeing that shit
it’s weird how most serial killers either killed like 5 people or 100
tabitha randklev If they're bad at it, they get caught quick. If not, they kill a lot of people.
I'm gonna go ask my serial killer friend about why that is.
Because most killers are caught after their first. Fewer are good enough to get past 3. And fewer still get caught past that point.
I think there becomes a point where they get complacent. And eventually the thrill of killing becomes a thrill of maybe getting caught instead.
"Serial" Killers tend to mean multiple so yes what you said is exactly the def of a serial killer
I absolutely love your channel I'm so shocked I just found you last year and you've been here so long! HIGH QUALITY stuff Lazy is literally JUST a name as you are anything but! Thank you for all your hard work and dedication AND keeping me company as I struggle through lupus and heart failure
“If you’ve ever wondered what the face of a man about to kill looks like, that’s it”
3:19
Me when I run.
I cannot stop LAUGHING god dang it and that case is very sad tho
Mee
Kiara Kloss I did too and feel really guilty about it. I think it’s the narrator saying it, that made me laugh out loud tho.
Vanessa Carlson this dude looks like Nick Kroll in this image
This looks like any dad or crazy in any reality tv show when they get mad or exposed.
17:17 Susan’s story if u r confused lol
adueso thanks I was confused cuz there was another Susan at first lol
@@Josh-pl9kl lol same.
Susan looks like a female elon musk
me: this probably ain’t even gonna scare me
the video: *n u m b e r o n e*
me: :O
thot destroyer 9000 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH yeah
numbe rone
Oneophibia, a phobia that makes people scared of the number one
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I JUST DID HAHAHA
@@thighhighsenpaioof7423 that's a thing?😭
Moral of the last story: when your ex moves out, change all the alarm codes and the keys.
SUSAN IS IN CREATIVE MODE
Isaac Stop I CACKLED
boy that was a good laugh its been a while lol
Oh God no-!
*Susan has joined the chat*
*Haffey has left the chat*
*Mike has left the chat*
*Chuck Norris has left the chat*
Susan rocks chat.
Shit i thought he was saying happy... its haffy? Lol
*jackie Chan is typing* ...
Hank Hill - LOVE THIS! 😆😆😂😂🤣🤣
Bruce Lee joined the chat
susan said *”vibe check”*
Wat
he failed the check
Erm... hello choice?
This was the worst Susan comment I've read. No funny joke detected
@@5to122 I found it funny babes. Maybe ur sense of humour is just dry or we may all just have different tastes... as humans tend to have.
Weird fact: Lazy masquerade's voice the only one that help me fall asleep so fast. He has really calming voice combined with best creepy dark topics
Oh, you didn't know? The plot twist?
That Susan IS Hitman.
Susan: "You are like a small puppy. So young and weak."
Hitwoman or I prefer hit lady. Susan
Now am imagining her taking out a wig
why does "slavemaster" sound exactly like what Onision does..
oof
why tf do womem agree to meet a random guy called "slavemaster" while convinced hes a handsome millionaire. seriously at that point i feel no pity. how stupid can someone be
@@habibishapur Dawg they didn’t know, it doesn’t matter if it was obvious, whenever you want to meet someone in the moment, you don’t realize you’re in danger until it happens.
@@Googilius
You can use your fucking head and not make bad decisions.
@@squidwardtortillini8816 everyone makes bad decisions, u can't avoid em squidward :c
Susan, God bless you. You're an inspiration for women to fight back against the vile scum that plague women everywhere.
I can't help but be reminded of my own beloved wife may she rest in peace. She would have been the same type of woman who would have given any man a hell of a fight God forbid if she were to have come across someone like that.
I miss you so much Lori, my soulmate! 💔
Im sorry for your loss. Thank you for sharing what you wrote. I hope you are doing as well as possible. It must be devastating to lose one's long-term partner. RIP Lori 💙
I'm sorry for your loss, but what you wrote was beautiful. Thanks for sharing something so heavy, but so touching. I hope you're doing well, and I hope Lori is enjoying Paradise.
@@aaronthekidofficial9912 Thank you. I am doing ok. One day at a time.
❤🩹
I'm glad you're getting through it. Be proud of yourself. You were able to pick yourself back up, which is something amazing.
@@JudgeDrey 👍
@@aaronthekidofficial9912
Yeah. God Bless.
DAMN SUSAN GOOD FOR YOU!!!! THAT'S AMAZING I HOPE SHE'S ALIVE AND HEALTHY AND LIVING HER BEST LIFE
Shes listning to that song by lil duvaul and snoop dog rite now😂
she's fuckin dead
@@doedee1536 I cant find a comment?
Damn Susan, what a legend
The suitcase body image was terrifying
Well no shit in fact that thumbnail of this video is enough to keep me away from this video
Jarrod Edson and yet...
Here you are
@@imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976 same, and its bas bruh
Poor Jenny! I have no idea how anyone could link that picture of an alien with someone who was so beautiful in life!?
She was drawn badly decomposed, because they thought that if she was dead she would be found like that.
@@user-qo9is7sh2i yea i think like 3 stage of decomposition
It's kinda easy, while the drawing looks messed up it vaguely looks like her
@@ghostly1225 only the mouth does
@@BanJunky perhaps, though i think the eyes as well, just a little
Someone : you can't survive this
Susan : hold my needlepoint napkin
radinan Susan is a national treasure
At the Suitcase Body section of the video, I can actually see the resemblance between the artist's picture and Jenny. The teeth, the cheek bones, and eyes are the biggest giveaways.
I can see it. That's why they accentuate those kind of traits.
@@melanielanphier honestly it's fucking creepy how it looks almost like her if someone had posed her corpse.
@@nuancedproductions3548 Lmao looks like some sort of walten files character even
Well, when your reference is a heavily decomposed body you only have so much to work with... bones
"yes officer it was that man over there, that's the man who stole my sex toys!"
5:29 "I'm not gonna go away, so I guess you better. *Maniacal laughter* "
He told the worst joke anyone has ever said and laughed like it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard
Damn Susan’s a baddie
Ya boi Is JUNGSHOOK JUNGSKOOK
Ya boi Is JUNGSHOOK -@-@-@-@-&-&-&-&-@-@-@-@@@-@-@-@
Return the slaab or suffer my curse!
Smash the liiike button or I'll smash youuuu!
Lord Scott But ramasis.. Can I use it a little more?
RAMSIS. THE MAN IN GAUZE THE MAN IN GAUZE
Lord Scott Fiinne. Have the a slab. Sigh. Its hard having fun in nowhere. 😥
What's your offer???
What a brave and amazing woman! She definitely proves that if you have it in you, you can certainly fight back!
Rifles First where the hell did you get that? No source I could find claimed she was dead.
+Rifles First The Susan in the fourth story that killed her attacker? You're thinking of the wrong Susan.
She lived due to luck. Nothing else.
@@jacyaug You're a fucking idiot. Luck in shit like this doesn't exist. Every choice you make within the microcosm of an experience like that makes a difference. Have you ever survived a murder? Most have not.
Her actions, adrenaline surge, and will to fight definitely played a part in survival rather than just lying down doing nothing. If you think shit like that is pure luck there's a lot of survival stories and metrics on the art and anatomy of survival in life threatening situations you are clearly ignorant of.
@@jacyaug "luck" against a Vietnam Veteran!?!? Luck is obviously a part, but a little part!
Huge respect for Susan 🙏 What a Woman!!!!
Walking my dogs out by the forest behind my apartments and seeing Jenny's recreation is an unnerving duo.
Susan is a B.A.M.F.! Such an incredible story of her absolute will to survive!
Rifles First She's talking about the Susan in story 4. Not with the crossbow killer.
Kristal Jones Exactly!
Bull Hurley Just that first one there. Lol
adi yaf Fuck you
Susan is definitely a gilf