Being a thug in Origins means I get hit with a goddam defibrillator every punch so who knows how many times I actually get killed by the same beast who took a beating and fought buff Bane and won but I was just brought back to life with the next punch.
@@totallytoastyIt is in Suicide Squad kill the justice league. Him and the rest of the league except Wonder Woman have been corrupted somehow and turned into villains by Brainiac. Amanda Waller then tasks Harley Quinn,,Deadshot,Captain Boomerang and King Shark to take them down and save the world. They also get help from Wonder Woman.
@@fifipotato3772Better than having every fiber of your being destroyed and being paralyzed, having brain damage, and being stuck in a hospital and if you ever get out have the most expensive hospital bill ever.
Insomniac spiderman is probably the most feared video game character from those concussive blasts alone, those things that shatter concrete that you can use ppint blank on an enemy who also happens to be on top of a mult-story building, then you can webstrike them and hit em with it again while they're blasting off, only to land on the middle of the spine on the corner of a building
The Arkham games made me realize that these villains must pay like a million dollars per person with all the stuff the thugs have to deal with for Batman
Arkham Knight NPC: Hey so you didn't tell me my boss was gonna drop a chemical nuke exclusively on all his employees. Agent: Well at least this one's not about Batman Npc: Batman?! I saw that guy crashing a goddamn TANK into people
Agent: Oh…well that’s not that bad. Soldier NPC: He literally broke a soldiers wrist while interrogating them. He flips cars over while chasing them with a missile and they crash onto the sidewalk with big impact.
imagine being a ramdom henchmen to a rich super villain with mental problems. Minding your business. Doing guard duty with the boys. Then Random tall guy dressed in a batsuit breaks your nose and arm. You can't even really trust Penguin with paying you. Joker will just randomly shoot you for fun. And 2 face makes all his decisions with a coin toss.
Boss: hello? NPC Thug: I QUIT! Boss: what do you mean you quit? Your supposed to be working with the arkham knights milita to take down batman NCP Thug: thats the problem, Batman shut that down too! Boss: What!? How!? NPC Thug: He took down our ENTIRE MILITARY, took down scarecrow and injected his own fear toxin into him and beat the arkham knight who now turned into the red hood who broke into the facility and KILLED BLACK MASK, Then batman blew up all of our tanks, took down all of our bases and SLAMMED MY HEAD INTO A ELECTRICAL BOX! Boss: wait if batman slammed your head into a electrical box then how are you still alive? NPC Thug: thats the thing, im not... Boss: wait what? Hello? RIP NPC thug:............ Secretary: boss I just got word that batman's friends Nightwing, Robin, Catwoman, Azrael, Red Hood and Batgirl all have commited the same acts of violence that batman has, Catwoman clawed two faces face and we lost 20 more employees within the last hour Boss: Shit
Boss: Hello District Attorney: Yeah I’m on call with here on behalf of guy who got his skull cracked open by Robin (Harley Quinn’s Revenge). TITAN inmate that got beaten up and later got cured. TYGER Guard. Guy who was beaten up by Batman and left out in the snow. Guy who got shocked to much by Batman using shock gloves. Guy who got beat blasted by Batman using thermal gloves. People who got brainwashed by getting too close to plants and ended up getting beaten up by Batman and Catwoman. Two-Face thug who got his arm broken by Catwoman. Guy who left frozen in the middle of battle while fighting Batman (Cold Cold Heart). Guy who got his head smashed into a TV. Lastly leaving Harley hanging and I don’t mean on read. Boss: Geez that’s a lot. How did they even survive? District Attorney: They didn’t. Some were put on life support and had write their stories on paper for me read. It’s a miracle they’re still able to talk. You seemed to have left out some if not all very important details of the job description for the clients you handed these jobs to. That is a serious crime. Boss: Hey there’s something I have to take care of. District Attorney: So when would you like to schedule? Boss: Hangs up
I'm sure half the people Batman sent to the hospitals died on the operating table due to his heavy-hitting combos breaking necks, spines, and causing internal bleeding.
Lmfao I have played ALL THE ARKHAM GAMES FOR YEARS and now I’m just realizing Hugo Strange is Dr Strange lol didn’t realize it til this man said I’m so ashamed
Batman doesn’t kill, but you’d be surprised what you can live through.
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You’re delusional if you think anyone actually survived those attacks
@@seventycross0yt175 they survived the attacks. They just so happened to die after seeing the medical bills.
@@seventycross0yt175 Real life people have survived worse, brutal as it is
@@seventycross0yt175You’re delusional if you think anyone actually died by those attacks
At this point if I was a thug in the Arkhamverse I'd quit and get my shit together.
Yeah i know right 😂😂 did you ever play the origins game online being a thug and hearing Batman's cape is petrifying 😂
Being a thug in Origins means I get hit with a goddam defibrillator every punch so who knows how many times I actually get killed by the same beast who took a beating and fought buff Bane and won but I was just brought back to life with the next punch.
@@thenitpickchannel9993 Man screw that I'd just die on the spot.
I can imagine there are a lot of thugs that did
@@KingOfTheMonsters07You can't, Batman reviving you with punches 😂
I mean when you hit Bane with a car it’s more of an inconvenience then taking him out.
I mean your not wrong lol Bane probably walked it off after a hour of rest because he on them steroids
@@totallytoasty I mean it wasn’t just his super steroids it was his super steroids with heroine.
@@totallytoasty Whats crazy is Batman even without drugs can stun and kick him back casually😭
Don’t Forget He Was Probaly Unconscious And Drowning
@@SharousI’m pretty sure Batman is on steroids too lol
1:50
Hello, welcome to NPC Services, where we help broke NPC-
"BATMAN BROKE BOTH OF MY LEGS."
I also burst out laughing at that moment
R.I.P. Kevin Conroy
Wait til the npcs be seeing evil Arkham batman in the next game.
I really hope that’s not a thing 👀
@@totallytoastyIt is in Suicide Squad kill the justice league. Him and the rest of the league except Wonder Woman have been corrupted somehow and turned into villains by Brainiac. Amanda Waller then tasks Harley Quinn,,Deadshot,Captain Boomerang and King Shark to take them down and save the world. They also get help from Wonder Woman.
@@darkarrow3683 Nice try, bot.
@@ginge641 Nice try, bot.
@ginge641 are you stupid? The game is coming in weeks?
Nah when he said he hit bane with a car I lost my soul dawg😂🤣
It's bane,if you thought it would kill you are heavily underestimating him
@@lucasdiazjr5679 where in God's earth did you get that info
@@cnqrknightyt9892 brother you made it seem like it did anything,I get your saying it was funny and it really was but it did nothing to him
@lucasdiazjr5679 but where did you get any implications on bane's durability?
@@cnqrknightyt9892 on the fact that he survived being hit by batmans car
These npcs would have a field day with Insomniac Spider-Man and eventually Wolverine
Wolverine does in fact, canonicaly kill people...
@@fifipotato3772Better than having every fiber of your being destroyed and being paralyzed, having brain damage, and being stuck in a hospital and if you ever get out have the most expensive hospital bill ever.
@@Midnight_WeskerBruce Wayne got ya back with the bills
@@impissing Oh yeah that's very helpful.
Insomniac spiderman is probably the most feared video game character from those concussive blasts alone, those things that shatter concrete that you can use ppint blank on an enemy who also happens to be on top of a mult-story building, then you can webstrike them and hit em with it again while they're blasting off, only to land on the middle of the spine on the corner of a building
The Arkham games made me realize that these villains must pay like a million dollars per person with all the stuff the thugs have to deal with for Batman
How I see it, Batman is putting in work
I’m surprised neither Catwoman, Nightwing, Robin, or Red Hood was mentioned (Technically batgirl can be mentioned before the killing joke).
@@TheEmpiresStrongest you said Nightwing twice
@@sharronbrennon899 Look again
@@TheEmpiresStrongest I see that you fixed it
@@sharronbrennon899 Yeah it was typed twice that’s my bad.
O god the ending...RIP ma man,u were a gd npc agent,and a great man..😂😂💀💀
Yeah he is done lol
Try how Spiderman traumatized the Spiderman game 2018 and Spiderman game 2023 NPCs
Try how Gta main character traumatized The Gta games NPCs
Try how main character traumatized The Call of duty games NPCs
@@totallytoastythe second I see the mask I went gulp
Bro really watching iron man vs batman in the background 💀
Nice catch lol
@@totallytoasty I don’t really see a lot of YTers outright liking Death Battle so it’s pretty dope
@@AKingNamedXemowhat’s even funnier is Batman loses that death battle lol 😂
@@jakrispyballs69For the third time.
@@gloriousbeast2548 😭
That bit where Zsasz screams "WAIT" before Batman throws him into the void kills me. XD
Bro even got the lingo and the accent right for Thugs.😂
For some reason this gives me the same vibe as classic GameStop commercials and I love it, this gave me a laugh and a nostalgia trip.
I really like this perspective lol
He traumatized deadshot so bad in Arkham city he turned black
Arkham Knight NPC: Hey so you didn't tell me my boss was gonna drop a chemical nuke exclusively on all his employees.
Agent: Well at least this one's not about Batman
Npc: Batman?! I saw that guy crashing a goddamn TANK into people
Agent: Oh…well that’s not that bad.
Soldier NPC: He literally broke a soldiers wrist while interrogating them. He flips cars over while chasing them with a missile and they crash onto the sidewalk with big impact.
If they had enough of being NPCs in Batman games, then imagine what they would feel if they were NPCs in The Punisher game from 2005 💀
"that man is playing galaga! thought we wouldn't notice, but we did" -tony stark avengers 😂 3:35
Someone gets it lol
Could’ve been worse, they could be a not on a rockstar game
Now thats true but Rockstar games are lucky that Arkham Batman isnt in their games either or we wouldn't be getting GTA 6 Lol
@@totallytoasty Rt
NPC Services should be a series at this point. 🔥🔥🔥
I gotchu god of war coming soon
Bro thank God he didn't turn into the joker in Arkham Knight....
Arkham Batman: Alfred track this guy Location, Justice don't sleep.
0:47 did I just hear Batman say “TALK!” In the background?💀
He sound brutal
Was this guy making a phone call mid batman rampage lol 😆
Batman is a goddamn menace.
The arkham knight NPC didn’t call because his head is under a tire right now.
Remember that time in Arkham Knight when Batman interrogated a militia officer…
By revving the wheel of the Batmobile on his skull 😐
“Wut”
Famous last words
this kinda gives me the vibes of like old video game commercials from the late 2000s-early 2010s
just wait until the brainiac npc’s start piling up. that’s even worse bc they got brainiac so that’s union status right there😂
Remember this Batman did this in one night💀
imagine being a ramdom henchmen to a rich super villain with mental problems.
Minding your business. Doing guard duty with the boys. Then Random tall guy dressed in a batsuit breaks your nose and arm.
You can't even really trust Penguin with paying you. Joker will just randomly shoot you for fun. And 2 face makes all his decisions with a coin toss.
He didn’t have chills but I knew he was going to get killed when Batman called him
0:34 nah that combo is hilarious
If making more funny you tap the button over and over Batman you like nonstop beating the living shit out of one guy
OK to be fair Bane had it coming; broke Batman’s back that one time
Batman: "I dont use guns" _Commits vehicular manslaughter instead_
Boss: hello?
NPC Thug: I QUIT!
Boss: what do you mean you quit? Your supposed to be working with the arkham knights milita to take down batman
NCP Thug: thats the problem, Batman shut that down too!
Boss: What!? How!?
NPC Thug: He took down our ENTIRE MILITARY, took down scarecrow and injected his own fear toxin into him and beat the arkham knight who now turned into the red hood who broke into the facility and KILLED BLACK MASK, Then batman blew up all of our tanks, took down all of our bases and SLAMMED MY HEAD INTO A ELECTRICAL BOX!
Boss: wait if batman slammed your head into a electrical box then how are you still alive?
NPC Thug: thats the thing, im not...
Boss: wait what? Hello?
RIP NPC thug:............
Secretary: boss I just got word that batman's friends Nightwing, Robin, Catwoman, Azrael, Red Hood and Batgirl all have commited the same acts of violence that batman has, Catwoman clawed two faces face and we lost 20 more employees within the last hour
Boss: Shit
Boss: Hello
District Attorney: Yeah I’m on call with here on behalf of guy who got his skull cracked open by Robin (Harley Quinn’s Revenge). TITAN inmate that got beaten up and later got cured. TYGER Guard. Guy who was beaten up by Batman and left out in the snow. Guy who got shocked to much by Batman using shock gloves. Guy who got beat blasted by Batman using thermal gloves. People who got brainwashed by getting too close to plants and ended up getting beaten up by Batman and Catwoman. Two-Face thug who got his arm broken by Catwoman. Guy who left frozen in the middle of battle while fighting Batman (Cold Cold Heart). Guy who got his head smashed into a TV. Lastly leaving Harley hanging and I don’t mean on read.
Boss: Geez that’s a lot. How did they even survive?
District Attorney: They didn’t. Some were put on life support and had write their stories on paper for me read. It’s a miracle they’re still able to talk. You seemed to have left out some if not all very important details of the job description for the clients you handed these jobs to. That is a serious crime.
Boss: Hey there’s something I have to take care of.
District Attorney: So when would you like to schedule?
Boss: Hangs up
1:36 HE HIT BANE WITH A CAR
Not the Calebcity pain noises💀
Don't forget the guy who got tortured with the batmobile, never heard a thug so terrified he was SCREAMING.
5:33 Despite what he does to his enemies, he still does justice for them as well. He’s the hero who has both sides’ backs in a time like this…
I'm sure half the people Batman sent to the hospitals died on the operating table due to his heavy-hitting combos breaking necks, spines, and causing internal bleeding.
"Batman broke both of my legs" it's hilarious it had me rolling 🤣
Batman is a fume believer in tough love.
Bro got that Deathbattle in the background lmao.
"I have to wear this getup every day because YOU keep turning normal people into goons, instead of getting them real jobs!" -Batman
It’s the Caleb city sounds for me 😂
Glad you are back bro awesome video
Thank you bro I’m happy to be back and I’m glad you like the video!
Batman’s power is prep time with 0.1 seconds he crafted the infinity gauntlet
I’m guilty of throwing henchmen over the ledge in Arkham Asylum
LMAOOO THIS IS PERFECT
Batman doesn’t kill? Nah that’s Spider-Man
0:37 thats spiderman friend or foe behind him
Out of all the Arkham games arkham city had npcs on their knees begging for their life
Haha this was a good one. You should do more relating to Arkham Batman
I saw him drop some body off the side of wonder tower
"He hit Bane with a Car-!"
Fucking sent me to the moon bro! 😭😭
💀 my boy you better prey to god that Batman doesn’t get you
Spider man NPCs after getting the triangle circle combo'd:
Nahhhh that elbow to the back of her head @ *4:21* 💀
And the most dangerous bad guys live to see the sequels
A little that this guy has connections with an evil cabal of ninjas that tried to blow up a city
"TALK" 😂😂😂
Robin learned that from him.
1:53 I know “Balls Drop No Jutsu” was used at this moment that or it was an audio from another Batman skit on RUclips 💀😂💀
Oh yeah, Millville Honey Nut Crispy Oats
El maton que estuvo en origins, asylum, city y Knight: de cosa puedo respirar 💀
Lol that CalebCity sound bit 😂
The fact Batman vs Ironman played in the background is hilarious 💀
Thank you for reminding everyone who the REAL Arkham Batman is.
Bro that stun into the beat down where you just have to mash buttons and Batman would just be unleashing blows into your opponent was PEAK BATMAN ❤
We ain't gonna talk about how batman can lay that weird explosive foam mid fight and detonate it at peoples feet? 😭
Not to mention in arkham knight you can blow up cars with people in the cars
I saw him knock a car filled with ko thugs into the water
"BATMAN WAS THE CRAZY PEOPLE" 😂😂
YOU FOR GOT ARKIM KNIGHT
Bro was really out here spiking grown men like they’re a football 😂
That combo coma was wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild
Totally toasty, continue this npc series. I love it!
I hope he does one for ps5 Symbiote Spider-Man next!
He did
@@owlomar2007 already saw that.
This man is doing whole king chain throw
3:54 let it be known that Batman in Arkham Origins had zero chill so I don't blame them for suing.
“He hit Bane with a car!” I’m…fairly certain Bane can survive something like that
Just came across this channel today and I had to sub quality content bro🔥
Lmfao I have played ALL THE ARKHAM GAMES FOR YEARS and now I’m just realizing Hugo Strange is Dr Strange lol didn’t realize it til this man said I’m so ashamed
batman gonna get him next 😂
Batman don't kill people because there are worst fates than deaths
Didn’t even get to the Batmobile tire interrogation yet.
Hey it’s better then being on ps5 spider 2
Ohhh yeah, especially if you’re fighting Symbiote Peter.
Batman doesn’t kill, he traumatizes people and families
Insomniac spider man in the corner
Batman doesn’t kill…he leave them at 1hp
More like 0.1 hp
Most realistic depiction of custoemr service
“He hit Bane with a car” killed me
Batman doesn’t kill, but he doesn’t mind breaking spines, brain damage, mental suffering, emotional damage, destroy bones like fucking twigs.
Arkham batman is most powerful version of batman.
What about lego batman?
1:36 bro that was so funny 🤣
Also the Christmas tree guy is ricky loose lips
this reminds me of MalsWRLD's "how batman treats his enemies in the arkham games" skit
In arkham asylum you can push the thugs of the edge