Okay so 1. (Your name is Pisces so I'm guessing you are a Pisces.) You have the same star sign as me. Also, 2. I was legit thinking that could be my quote. Soooooo.... Twins? Lol jk
S T Later in the episode it’s said that he started having a thing about his height after Amy’s parents said he was short. Frankly I’d be a little disturbed if they knew the height of his “something else”.
1) I want to vibe with Jake ;-; 2) It honestly restores my faith in humanity that you like and reply to almost all of the comments on your videos, like RUclips needs more creators like you hsdjsbjskd
Gina : you have THREE massage chairs Jake: well they don't have a massage couch! If we're gonna talk about the apartment we CANNOT leave this one out😂💀
At 2:17 I just realized that the fish had a battery in it when they cut open fish for diamonds and also that the fish that amy threw in a microwave to get back at Terry for calling her crew downstairs people
Good afternoon b99 fandom. Today i have blessed you with every Jake phrase in this video ( whenever he speaks and only 10 scences cuz this took forever ) Ok so here: Scene 1 "I don't like him. My rule, never trust anyone named after a city." "I never thought about him being named after the city before, and his last name is bloom? Wait a minute did we just realize something crazy?!" Scene 2 "Alright fine, i'll just go then...With this fully signed confession! We did it Gus." Scene 3 "Oh, yeah the guy without a daddy is the one with daddy issues, explain that logic." Scene 4 "No, I was being a ( insert swear word here ) how did you not pick up on that?" Scene 5 "Grab the coin case from up there." "Exactly so now we know the thief was taller than me, that's a good lead. Also you know they were a little bit of a freak since I am above average height according to the 1940 census." "I don't because am above average. Why would I have a thing about my height when I'm above average doesn't make any sense." Scene 6 "Okay first of all we didn't have a mic second it's not a mob it's a happy group of unlikely friends." Scene 7 "Oh actually sir, I'm wearing a tie right now, check it out...secret tie." Scene 8 "Trying to save electricity Gina." "Yeah am poor, not a savage!" Scene 9 "By shooting our guns at them?" "No" Scene 10 "Lead the way hombre! Hey if you name a character after me that could be his catchphrase." "Thank you gear bear!" So This took me so long even thought we're only on 1:40 seconds on the video but if you stayed and saw this comment please like it it took me forever so it will mean the world to me. I love you guys so much (*^▽^*) BAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII
Hello again b99 fandom. I am now blessing you with every other Jake phrase in this video ( whenever he speaks and only 10 scences cuz like the first one this took forever ~this is part 2 btw~ ) Ok so here: Scene 11 "Oh but then i had to sneeze and I thought id ont want to sneeze on these keys. Dr Suess, not really but should be. Do not sneeze on my keys, do not wheeze on my keys, do not sneeze on your knees on my keys if you please." "Yep right sorry" Scene 12 "Algernon! You guys Algernon's back!" Scene 13 "I've had sex." Scene 14 "We spent the night cutting open hundreds of dog fish to see if they had diamonds inside." "They didnt although one did have a battery in it. What kind of a sicko feeds a battery to a fish." Scene 15 **German accent???** "Vell vell vell, what do we have here. Looks like a crime has been committed and no one will confess." Scene 16 "April 13th, May 2nd, come on why doesn't my life work out perfectly." Scene 17 "Uh yeA. This guy needs a dentist because he's got a big old cavity." "You cannot steal what is a gift" Scene 18 "Charles not now im calling Amy. HeY Ames am sorry we're not there yet but a guy fell down the stairs and then the old lady shot our perp and we stopped a bank robbery." "And Kayla lost her shoe but we're almost to the hospital." Scene 19 "Oh great." "You know i feel these puzzles are actually very pointed." "Forget it I got this uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." "Puzzle solved" Scene 20 "Cuz someone's gonna cut this penis off. WE ARE VIBING!!" This took me so long but I finished it, if you stayed and saw this comment please like it it took me forever so it will mean the world to me. I love you guys so much (*^▽^*) BAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII
"I'm poor I'm not a savage." That's will be my senior quote
If i had a senior quote, it'd be:
"I got John McClained"
That's my life motto :) the poor thing, I mean
Okay so 1. (Your name is Pisces so I'm guessing you are a Pisces.) You have the same star sign as me. Also, 2. I was legit thinking that could be my quote.
Soooooo.... Twins? Lol jk
I love how Holt has his initials on his pyjamas , it’s such a holt thing to do 😂
Raymond Jacob Holt
666 likes nice
Yeah lmao
So does Kevin, it makes them so wholesome! ☺️✨
Looks more like a terry thing to me
my favourite is "why does my phone keep dying? I paid $13 dollars for it!"
YESSSS😂😂😂
"Never trust anyone who's named after a city"
*Sad professor noises*
LMAOOO MONEY HEIST
😂
Tokyo is definitely not trustworthy
@@payaldhauria5483 very true
MONEY HEISTTTTTTT
1:45 lmao skully was enjoying it
im crying i never noticed that lmao
Oh yeah 😂
And then when Terry gets mad at Jake, Scully immediately frowns like “oh no sir that wasn’t funny actually” 😆
“Never trust anyone named after a city”
Amy ‘Santiago’ :😶
Alice Nield Santiago is the capital city of Chile
Alice Nield, The city you’re talking about is San Diego
Santiago de Cuba
Omg maybe it's because I live in South America but Santiago being the capital of Chile is like the most obvious thing
Santiago, Chile or Santiago, Philippines
Andy Samberg is 5'10'', that is one inch above average. Speaking as someone who is 5 inches below average, he shouldn't have a thing about his height.
Which ep is that?
I'm like 6 or maybe 7 inches below average. We can be sad together
*looks nervously about* I'll take my 6 ft 3 self somewhere else
S T Later in the episode it’s said that he started having a thing about his height after Amy’s parents said he was short. Frankly I’d be a little disturbed if they knew the height of his “something else”.
Coen A Oof, I’m 16 and 6’1”
He named his desk mouse Algernon🤣🤣🤣🤣
It should be titled "Andy Samberg being himself for 3 minutes straight"
The only person who could play Jake Peralta since Peralta is just an alternate universe version of Andy Samberg LOL
@@caseys2698 if peralta was older steve carell would of done a good job, maybe future jake
1:17 stephie averts her eyes and forces herself not to laugh
iaph i never noticed that !! Omg
I like how Jake hyped up a perp so much that perp confessed to a crime the police didn't even know about 😂
the second clip is missing the best part :( “wait you killed his neighbor??”
"I killed that guy AND his neighbor, but you were too late!"
I guess there's a little good in all of us.
I. I have a bit of a crush on Jake.
Back off he’s Amy’s
who doesnt
don’t we all
@@bridiecarli-seebohm7962 Come on, I can still admire him from a distance!
NoWindows yeah lol
"Wait you killed his neighbor too" 🤣
1:24 sounds more like something Gina would say
Gina has an area of effect.
Gina is a state of mind
They are childhood friends for a reason 😂
the crush is real😍
1:15 - “secret tie” and Rosa Rosa Rrrrrrooooossaaaa is trying not to break out laughing. Great moment 🤣
Ahhhh I love him so much😭😂❤️
always crushed on jake and i will continue too thank you
In case anyone is wondering the name of the movie
Dangerous liaisons
Mohit Modi I was wondering. Thanks
Damn, don't think I'd've gotten there. Too honed in on "ing" being a suffix.
1) I want to vibe with Jake ;-;
2) It honestly restores my faith in humanity that you like and reply to almost all of the comments on your videos, like RUclips needs more creators like you hsdjsbjskd
0:17 this was SO funny 🤣 i love jake
These are great
👍 Keep up the good work!
It should be titled *"Jake Peralta being relatable for 3mins straight"*
0:12 is a huuuge feel good moment.
Love how scully laughed at jakes rhymes
He is such a mood
what's the episode where jake is *vibing* with the autopsy dude
I can't exactly remember right now but it's from season 6, I think it is 6x17
@@isidoooora thank youu :DD
1:30 "by shooting our guns at them" and charles was about to pull out his gun without hesitation
For anyone who's wondering: "Sad anus loser, I go in" unscrambled is "Dangerous liaisons"
IVE ALWAYS WONDERED THIS
I’ve been searching comments for this answer, thank you!
i love this man so much
Gina : you have THREE massage chairs
Jake: well they don't have a massage couch!
If we're gonna talk about the apartment we CANNOT leave this one out😂💀
0:02 jake : my rule never trust anyone who's name is after city
Tokyo, Denver, Berlin, Helsinki, Nairobi, Rio, Oslo
Crying in corner
Lol Nur-Sultan cries too
That's Casa del Papel or whatever , they're criminals so of course he shouldn't trust them!
@@destroyingheal3968 cool.. cool... Cool
And then he married Amy Santiago (Santiago is the capital of Chile)
i love you for this comment
U could clearly see Charles’ jealousy in the last scene
jake peralta being himself for 3 minutes bi
At 2:17 I just realized that the fish had a battery in it when they cut open fish for diamonds and also that the fish that amy threw in a microwave to get back at Terry for calling her crew downstairs people
“No, I was being a bitch! How did you not pick up on that?!”
99 and their perps hate the Vulture.
"Never trust anyone who's named after a city"
Looking at you *_TARN_*
2:21 gets me every. single. time
2:22 is my favourite part in the whole of the show
Good afternoon b99 fandom. Today i have blessed you with every Jake phrase in this video ( whenever he speaks and only 10 scences cuz this took forever ) Ok so here:
Scene 1
"I don't like him. My rule, never trust anyone named after a city."
"I never thought about him being named after the city before, and his last name is bloom? Wait a minute did we just realize something crazy?!"
Scene 2
"Alright fine, i'll just go then...With this fully signed confession! We did it Gus."
Scene 3
"Oh, yeah the guy without a daddy is the one with daddy issues, explain that logic."
Scene 4
"No, I was being a ( insert swear word here ) how did you not pick up on that?"
Scene 5
"Grab the coin case from up there."
"Exactly so now we know the thief was taller than me, that's a good lead. Also you know they were a little bit of a freak since I am above average height according to the 1940 census."
"I don't because am above average. Why would I have a thing about my height when I'm above average doesn't make any sense."
Scene 6
"Okay first of all we didn't have a mic second it's not a mob it's a happy group of unlikely friends."
Scene 7
"Oh actually sir, I'm wearing a tie right now, check it out...secret tie."
Scene 8
"Trying to save electricity Gina."
"Yeah am poor, not a savage!"
Scene 9
"By shooting our guns at them?"
"No"
Scene 10
"Lead the way hombre! Hey if you name a character after me that could be his catchphrase."
"Thank you gear bear!"
So This took me so long even thought we're only on 1:40 seconds on the video but if you stayed and saw this comment please like it it took me forever so it will mean the world to me.
I love you guys so much
(*^▽^*) BAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII
You’re amazing omg i love this
@@hayes99 ill make a part 2 if you want
'NO, I was being a bitch! How did you not pick up on that?'
i love how this was posted on my birthday bc jake is totally me lmfaoo
I love him sooo much but then he is double my age....and married 😭😭
I feel you
*rubs shoulder* same
Not to mention that he has a daughter too🥺..
One of my favorite moments of the entire series 02:07 "pffff I had sex.."
You cannot steal what is a gift-words of wisdom
I think Rosa almost broke character in the tie scene
“I killed that guy and his neighbour,BUT YOU WERE TO LATE!” XD
I love him😭
2:16, OMG it’s Nowitzki!!!
Yesssss. I just about lost my mind watching this😂
Hello again b99 fandom. I am now blessing you with every other Jake phrase in this video ( whenever he speaks and only 10 scences cuz like the first one this took forever ~this is part 2 btw~ ) Ok so here:
Scene 11
"Oh but then i had to sneeze and I thought id ont want to sneeze on these keys. Dr Suess, not really but should be.
Do not sneeze on my keys, do not wheeze on my keys, do not sneeze on your knees on my keys if you please."
"Yep right sorry"
Scene 12
"Algernon!
You guys Algernon's back!"
Scene 13
"I've had sex."
Scene 14
"We spent the night cutting open hundreds of dog fish to see if they had diamonds inside."
"They didnt although one did have a battery in it. What kind of a sicko feeds a battery to a fish."
Scene 15
**German accent???**
"Vell vell vell, what do we have here. Looks like a crime has been committed and no one will confess."
Scene 16
"April 13th, May 2nd, come on why doesn't my life work out perfectly."
Scene 17
"Uh yeA. This guy needs a dentist because he's got a big old cavity."
"You cannot steal what is a gift"
Scene 18
"Charles not now im calling Amy. HeY Ames am sorry we're not there yet but a guy fell down the stairs and then the old lady shot our perp and we stopped a bank robbery."
"And Kayla lost her shoe but we're almost to the hospital."
Scene 19
"Oh great."
"You know i feel these puzzles are actually very pointed."
"Forget it I got this uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
"Puzzle solved"
Scene 20
"Cuz someone's gonna cut this penis off. WE ARE VIBING!!"
This took me so long but I finished it, if you stayed and saw this comment please like it it took me forever so it will mean the world to me.
I love you guys so much
(*^▽^*) BAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII
3:42 boyles pain tho, did yall see his eyes
iT sEeMs LiKe YoU mAkE cOoL vIdEoS kEeP iT uP
YEs
Jake’s personality is like a dog who likes to go on adventures like one of those dog movies
2:23 what episode is that from lmaoo
7x09 :)
Kylee Meier thank you
@@susieily3064 yw
Dillman
And Kayla lost her shoe 😂😂
I thought this said "Jake Peralta being straight for 3 minutes" and I was like "unlikely"
H H I’d never be able to find 3 minutes worth of that content
0:00 Is that Paddy's Pub?!?
It's definitely giving Paddy's Pub vibes but I don't think so. There's a window missing on the right side of that building.
never thought I'd see the words Jake Peralta and straight in the same sentence
This is amazinggggggfffg
2:49 - Did anyone else wanna hear Charles end Kayla's career by roasting the f*ck outta her bangs?
The moment you realize Vorn is leading the Mob (Unlikely Group of Unlikely Friends)
Happy group*
Someone should do Andy Samberg and Jake Peralta being each other.
2:22 did peralta have a gaztopo moment lmfao
Stephanie Beatriz is my favourite actress
We all are in love dammit. Also what's the answer to the puzzle tho?
Jake is my spirit animal
I miss Gina
@Manek Iridius Tru... But she was also rly funny at times
2:22 which episode is thisss?
S7e9
not to flex or anything but uh 2:29 yea, that's my birthday. anyways.
2:21
That guy killed two people. But he stopped the vulture so I'll forgive him
“Never trust someone named after a city” me who shares the same first name as Orlando Bloom
I think the word 'straight' in the title is a bit of a stretch
Jake peralta being himself for 3 minutes bi
2:22 the best.
Shut the fuck up you big baby daddy
Which episode is 2:29 from?
Season 7 episode 9 according to some other comment
2:31 is season one episode 16
(The Party)
What was the answer to the riddle
Dangerous liaisons
1:36 wait I've seen that guy before somewhere... But I can't remember where... WHERE??!!?? SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME
tom koracick from greys anatomy!
He was in Ally Mcbeal too
@@jennad.9805 OHHHHH thx bro
Also Hades from Once Upon a Time
Lol remember when Jake was amy
What was the thing about Orlando bloom's last name???
idkkk
this title is just wrong Jake always is himself
Facts these were just like the epitome of jake moments lmao
WElL wElL wElL WaT Do We hAvE hErE iT sEems A crImE hAd BeEn cOmMitTEd aNd nOoNe WiLl cOnfeSse
0:13 2:37 what episode are these
"Puzzle solved"
I don't think Jake Peralta can be himself for 3 minutes 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕....
yoo we have the same pfp
👀
Puzzle solved.
Dont you mean jake peralta being andy samberg
Secret ᴛɪᴇᴇᴇᴇᴇᴇ
3:30. why does the guy look like joe biden
LMAO LITERALLY HAHAHAHA
“Suck it Vulture i killed that guy and his neighbour but you were too late!”
Well.
ALGERNON
stop stop stop...jake peralta is ALWAYS himself dude
RUclips won't monitise as it ain't your content
Obviously it’s copyright lol
Jake and I at ligit the same person in the sense that be both have bad ADHD and are both Bi
Triplets!
@@ShaeSandybanks yesss
"Pfft.. I've had sex"
when is he not himself tho
True, true. No doubt no doubt