captain holt acting like a robot pretending to be human

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  • @jackymendoza9662
    @jackymendoza9662 4 года назад +5735

    "why? i'm a human. i'm a human male" LMAO

    • @matiasfermandois264
      @matiasfermandois264 4 года назад +47

      He is bluffing

    • @nayeemhaque1064
      @nayeemhaque1064 4 года назад +43

      That’s exactly what a bot would say!

    • @thebeatsieboys
      @thebeatsieboys 4 года назад +5

      I was waiting for that clip 😂

    • @razvanefros411
      @razvanefros411 4 года назад +3

      That's honestly the best moment

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 4 года назад +24

      @@razvanefros411 at 3:38 i think "hello kevin, its me raymond holt" is the best, they've been married for years but he still has to explain who he is

  • @LilyKing03
    @LilyKing03 4 года назад +5969

    Andre is such a good actor

  • @zachary37
    @zachary37 4 года назад +4250

    I always laugh so hard when he introduces himself, first and last name, to his husband.

    • @livia9148
      @livia9148 4 года назад +88

      It's always hilarious

    • @hayes99
      @hayes99  4 года назад +395

      I know that sends me everytime. And when he cancelled on Kevin to go to the opera and when he was giving him the ticket information he spelt out his full name🤣🤣 ends me

    • @cryingattheclub5150
      @cryingattheclub5150 4 года назад +113

      Pahahaa that and when he texts people ‘dear ----‘ ‘sincerely Raymond holt’ even if he only texts one word between

    • @wet0wl
      @wet0wl 4 года назад +56

      ‘Hello Kevin, it’s me Raymond Holt

    • @pollux_the_insufferable.
      @pollux_the_insufferable. 4 года назад +17

      thats their domestic nicknames did you not know

  • @listofromantics
    @listofromantics 4 года назад +2496

    Andre Braugher is such an incredible comedic actor. His casting as Holt is perfect.

    • @forestlymph
      @forestlymph 4 года назад +48

      It's almost jarring seeing him in any other role, and I love it

    • @BiopticGolem
      @BiopticGolem 4 года назад +19

      I saw him on SVU after watching nine-nine. I couldn't stop imagining him as Holt in the show.

  • @cyclingcycles7953
    @cyclingcycles7953 4 года назад +5250

    "you don't have to sign your texts"
    "Dear Jake,
    Noted.
    Sincerely Raymond Holt"

    • @tatertatertatertatertater
      @tatertatertatertatertater 4 года назад +10

      @Kaden Waller And many's favourite, me included!

    • @akhilm9851
      @akhilm9851 4 года назад +12

      The correct approach would be tell him it's inappropriate format when both parties are familiar

  • @knockoffmjolnir4864
    @knockoffmjolnir4864 4 года назад +2551

    "To put a fine point on it, ya boy is turnt". It is so hard picking out favorite parts in Holt compilations. That one got me to make Jake's happy face though.

    • @05RoadRunner
      @05RoadRunner 4 года назад +1

      👌

    • @boringperson-zb8vy
      @boringperson-zb8vy 4 года назад +17

      My top two, tied with that one is:
      - "It's one bund to none, son!"
      - "There's a [bleep] storm going to rain down on you, punk!"

    • @knockoffmjolnir4864
      @knockoffmjolnir4864 4 года назад +1

      Whoa! Of all the comments I've made, I didn't expect to come back to this one and find 770 likes. Thanks y'all.

    • @boringperson-zb8vy
      @boringperson-zb8vy 4 года назад +1

      @@knockoffmjolnir4864 You're welcome, legend!

    • @cassiacassiacassia
      @cassiacassiacassia 4 года назад +14

      My favorite is DEFINITELY
      and Kevin’s all like
      “hey man, IM LEAVING FOR PARS”
      “then go already! I don’t care 😌 💅 “
      but I DO CARE
      and now I’m like
      w h e r e ‘ s
      *k e v i n*

  • @inkiaio1616
    @inkiaio1616 4 года назад +1702

    "ouch.. you ran over my front.. I am in.. incredible pain.." my favorite line from this video

    • @cherryleo4994
      @cherryleo4994 4 года назад +25

      It was foot but yeah lmao

    • @inkiaio1616
      @inkiaio1616 4 года назад +18

      @@cherryleo4994 and that's on auto correct

    • @orlandot1538
      @orlandot1538 4 года назад +1

      Could've edited

    • @inkiaio1616
      @inkiaio1616 4 года назад +1

      @@orlandot1538 cool and?

    • @orlandot1538
      @orlandot1538 4 года назад +1

      @@inkiaio1616 just saying you could've edited your original comment to the actual quote it all, nothing more or less

  • @reannatowns1208
    @reannatowns1208 4 года назад +1279

    "i wish he would turn the radio down" WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THAT ONE I DIED

    • @forestlymph
      @forestlymph 4 года назад +19

      same it's one of my favorite moments

    • @maureenk8707
      @maureenk8707 4 года назад +14

      Is this music? I love music! T-there's no music..?

    • @thesexiestbaby
      @thesexiestbaby 4 года назад +1

      THATS MY FAVORITE ONE SKDJSKSK IT GETS ME EVERY TIME

    • @peej8541
      @peej8541 4 года назад +3

      I aggressively LOL'd honestly.

    • @warloslaurez2374
      @warloslaurez2374 4 года назад +7

      The fact that he thinks THAT is pop music is hilarious and only we understand

  • @gracebryson3252
    @gracebryson3252 4 года назад +1841

    Holt: go razmataz. go razmataz. go razmataz.
    Other horse: *wins flawlessly and victoriously*
    Holt: I lost everything.

    • @lyubaebbs706
      @lyubaebbs706 4 года назад +14

      I read this comment as that part was playing 😂😂

    • @juuhramos7051
      @juuhramos7051 4 года назад +1

      Lyuba Ebbs same

    • @TheCptCoy
      @TheCptCoy 4 года назад +5

      Thank you for that play-by-play, I was so confused until you cleared it up...

    • @gracebryson3252
      @gracebryson3252 4 года назад +5

      @@TheCptCoy you are welcome :-3

    • @orisaey
      @orisaey 4 года назад +5

      *“It’s Bugle-Boy, winning by a head!”*

  • @jamespeeler6229
    @jamespeeler6229 4 года назад +301

    “To put a fine point on it… your boi is turnt.”

  • @meganpell2375
    @meganpell2375 4 года назад +584

    “i wish he would turn the radio down” IM CRYING

    • @szlendak1368
      @szlendak1368 4 года назад +1

      i don’t get it

    • @carolynl3933
      @carolynl3933 4 года назад +10

      Szlendak there’s no radio it’s the perp singing. Holt doesn’t realize people sing for fun.

    • @erikapavedtheway
      @erikapavedtheway 4 года назад +18

      @@carolynl3933 Actually Holt thinks all rap music sounds the same so when he heard Kyle rapping he thought it was a professional rapper on the radio

  • @beansinmycrocs8408
    @beansinmycrocs8408 4 года назад +296

    “oh nothing, just uhh, enjoying.. a taste of my favourite beverage. the s o d a p o p

  • @Maggie-js4ti
    @Maggie-js4ti 4 года назад +1329

    Hello Kevin
    It's me Raymond Holt

    • @eduardoo31
      @eduardoo31 4 года назад +27

      I canNOT

    • @FrankyBabes
      @FrankyBabes 4 года назад +18

      This was my mum's favourite line. That and anything Tim Meadows says

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 4 года назад +16

      He called his husband by his petname.

  • @agen_dior
    @agen_dior 4 года назад +36

    “Terry it’s a 5 degree difference, YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT!” Finally a character recognizing hyper specific eccentricities and not just playing off like literally ever other sitcom

  • @SalAlhammadi
    @SalAlhammadi 4 года назад +122

    "I lost albums of many treasured memories"
    Also holt: "if you love them you'll remember them"

  • @shamsa3098
    @shamsa3098 4 года назад +1045

    this is the best thing ive ever seen

    • @05RoadRunner
      @05RoadRunner 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @polly-nc9cy
      @polly-nc9cy 4 года назад +2

      why did i read that in holt’s voice

    • @haileyalexis6193
      @haileyalexis6193 3 года назад

      @@polly-nc9cy same!! "this is... the best thing I've ever seen"

  • @rebeccadeese5875
    @rebeccadeese5875 4 года назад +385

    Really sad that his iconic "meat... from the street... sounds like a treat! Ha. I'm a poet, and I didn't even know that I was rhyming those words." Was not here.

    • @thewerewolff7248
      @thewerewolff7248 4 года назад +1

      I say “I didn’t even know I was rhyming those words” all the time now

    • @zahra-md6oc
      @zahra-md6oc 4 года назад

      that part would be perfect if he said “I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it”

    • @alexwarwick4367
      @alexwarwick4367 3 года назад +1

      @@zahra-md6oc no that’s part of the joke

    • @honorisalive
      @honorisalive 3 года назад +1

      ... but it happened anyway.

  • @rhx_ary
    @rhx_ary 4 года назад +125

    "If you love someone..you'll remember what they look like" 😂 LMAO!

  • @jexelbur6872
    @jexelbur6872 4 года назад +173

    The monotone voice is really convincing.

  • @youtubeuser6762
    @youtubeuser6762 4 года назад +638

    what if Holt is really a robot created by Kevin because the real Holt died while pursuing the Disco Strangler

    • @temiakintayo9215
      @temiakintayo9215 4 года назад +40

      omg i-

    • @HauntingMarikh
      @HauntingMarikh 4 года назад +45

      No thanks

    • @iness_
      @iness_ 4 года назад +71

      I didn't know it's was possible to do angst with b99 istg 😭

    • @cynnimini2650
      @cynnimini2650 4 года назад +32

      I hear "Disco Strangler" in Holts voice 😂

    • @steampunkwilson7435
      @steampunkwilson7435 4 года назад +23

      Damn that would be dark! But Kevin doesn't have the engineering prowess to do it himself, so he'd probably hire someone to do it for him.

  • @sylvanmw
    @sylvanmw 4 года назад +69

    "go razzmatazz
    Go Razzmatazz
    *Go Razzmatazz"*
    "I've lost everything"

  • @aydennso
    @aydennso 4 года назад +54

    My favourite is “ look at that, you’ve helped me find my smile” the proceeds to stare blankly.

  • @darkstar2874
    @darkstar2874 4 года назад +60

    “To put a fine point on it, ya boi’s turnt.” I’m definitely quoting that one.

  • @Couldbedumber
    @Couldbedumber 4 года назад +76

    “I am a human! I am a human male!”
    Gets me every time

  • @bevl4489
    @bevl4489 4 года назад +66

    "I wish he would turn the radio down"
    Gets me every time

  • @karenarias5875
    @karenarias5875 4 года назад +60

    "Ouch, you run over my foot, i am in incredible pain"
    All with a poker face

  • @SuperLadyDanger
    @SuperLadyDanger 4 года назад +46

    “Oh. Your non-adult is at our place of work.” - Captain Raymond Holt & Me any time that happens!

  • @zahir7074
    @zahir7074 4 года назад +485

    The 3 dislikes are WUNTCH, JOHN KELLY AND THE DISCO STRANGLER

    • @houseofchel8304
      @houseofchel8304 4 года назад +4

      Haha that’s amazing

    • @Dayvit78
      @Dayvit78 4 года назад +3

      Ah I forgot. He doesn't really have any beef with the Vulture, right?

    • @kuteken6312
      @kuteken6312 4 года назад +14

      also Frederick (he still not move on with wooden duck thing)

    • @cynicalfinch
      @cynicalfinch 4 года назад +2

      Wunch is dead

    • @user-pv8pz7fq3d
      @user-pv8pz7fq3d 4 года назад +2

      The Foxter 5 BAGEL

  • @Deathlygunn
    @Deathlygunn 4 года назад +320

    Holt: "I'm a Human. I'm a Human male."
    Before this video: Ha, that's funny.
    After this video: I'm 99% sure Holt is a Terminator sent back in time by the Resistance to make sure Jake becomes a great leader.

    • @RaikanGinro
      @RaikanGinro 4 года назад +11

      Why are you giving them ideas to end the series

    • @RaikanGinro
      @RaikanGinro 4 года назад

      @diva bhardwaj but Then it would end

    • @RaikanGinro
      @RaikanGinro 4 года назад

      @diva bhardwaj season 7 ended there's gonna be an eighth

  • @andreaf8404
    @andreaf8404 4 года назад +208

    holt: if you love someone, you’ll remember what they look like. also holt: 3:38

    • @sarah.s.flanagan
      @sarah.s.flanagan 4 года назад +5

      They’re cherished memories of people he doesn’t love 😜

    • @Crimson_Sun2486
      @Crimson_Sun2486 2 года назад +1

      Hey, Holt was in a pretty ingenious disguise, there's no possible way Kevin could have realized who he was just by literally looking at him

  • @rachaels742
    @rachaels742 4 года назад +35

    i really wish you’d included “it appears i’m getting a text message. bloop.” one of my favorite lines

  • @ceryse622
    @ceryse622 4 года назад +51

    holts the funniest character no cap

  • @Bella-wz9xw
    @Bella-wz9xw 4 года назад +85

    I love how he shows emotion without showing emotion we stan😌✊

  • @riannuhhh
    @riannuhhh 4 года назад +251

    finding this channel has made my quarantine and revamped my love for this show, thank you :’)

    • @hayes99
      @hayes99  4 года назад +9

      Rianna DeLumen aww thats the reason I made this, Thank YOU❤️

  • @har-binger7645
    @har-binger7645 4 года назад +67

    “What type of food is a McNugget? “

  • @nono-fo5ls
    @nono-fo5ls 4 года назад +147

    your non-adult hadhhadhhdhd

  • @guymayer9609
    @guymayer9609 4 года назад +16

    "And what kind of food is a mcnugget?"
    "a.... paella?"

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion 4 года назад +27

    A flavorless beige smoothie is the PERFECT food. Also, the pictures of the family thing also makes perfect sense.

  • @pandabeatbox3552
    @pandabeatbox3552 4 года назад +283

    Is this Brooklyn : Become Human the game?

    • @FrankyBabes
      @FrankyBabes 4 года назад +12

      As if David Cage could write a character so deep

  • @oditigupta492
    @oditigupta492 4 года назад +10

    "if you love someone, you'll always remember what they look like."
    "I lost many photo albums of treasured memories. I am devastated."
    Way to go, dad

  • @PokemonZeta6
    @PokemonZeta6 4 года назад +15

    "Have no fear Mr. Rap is here and he will drink 3 beers."
    "I wish he would turn the radio down."

  • @Kaboomaman
    @Kaboomaman 4 года назад +4

    I adore Captain Holt so much, I hope Andre enjoys playing him as much as we enjoy watching him work

  • @captainblighe9467
    @captainblighe9467 4 года назад +39

    That one dislike is Madeline Wuntch.

  • @louisewoodward9147
    @louisewoodward9147 Год назад +1

    Greeting his own husband by "hello Kevin, its me, Raymond holt" 😂😂

  • @kaylee_oak
    @kaylee_oak 4 года назад +12

    "You know what would make a great movie, a one where the hero sits with his friends and talks about the emotions" the breakfast club

  • @CornholioPuppetMaster
    @CornholioPuppetMaster 4 года назад +43

    0:14 your boys turnt

  • @Axhicleos
    @Axhicleos 3 года назад +1

    Nobody :
    Captain Raymond Holt *introducing himself with his first and last name to his own husband*

  • @Sentientmatter8
    @Sentientmatter8 4 года назад +4

    One of the funniest characters in television history

  • @GeraltOfKrypton
    @GeraltOfKrypton 4 года назад +5

    Terry: what’s wrong with pictures?
    Captain Holt: If you love someone, you’ll remember what they look like. 😂

  • @Jahu-qs2us
    @Jahu-qs2us 4 года назад +2

    This media content is thouroughly enjoyable.
    Sincerely,
    Raymond Holt

  • @nothanks5752
    @nothanks5752 4 года назад +5

    The “I wish he would turn the radio down” ALWAYS catches me off guard and I ALWAYS laugh

  • @user-ub8oi7oh3r
    @user-ub8oi7oh3r 4 года назад +3

    Legend has it captain holt has never made past the “I’m not a robot” tick when signing up for stuff

  • @daveydoinks5347
    @daveydoinks5347 4 года назад +5

    "ya boys turnt" will forever be one of my favorite scene from this show 😂

  • @odh3424
    @odh3424 4 года назад +3

    "Ouch. You ran over my foot. I am in... incredible pain." My all-time favorite Holt line

  • @realsanmer
    @realsanmer 4 года назад +2

    Okay but the moment when Holt tried to relate to Jake with the whole hero talking with his friends movie was super cute and wholesome

  • @tameme7169
    @tameme7169 4 года назад +4

    'REED AND WEEP'
    "Its my favorite joke of all time"

  • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
    @carlwheezerofsouls3273 4 года назад +15

    "thats roughly 32.81 feet"
    bit more exact than rough but sure, holt.

    • @AlasdairGR
      @AlasdairGR 4 года назад +1

      If Holt weren’t in such a hurry and was trying to be very exact, he would’ve said 10 meters is equal to 32.808 ft or 32 ft + 13/16

  • @folkengames
    @folkengames 4 года назад

    Holt is a masterpiece of writing and acting. What a delight!

  • @chrissmith8702
    @chrissmith8702 4 года назад +3

    “Notify me when your done, via bark”😂😂😂😂

  • @cookingwithhenry2771
    @cookingwithhenry2771 4 года назад +4

    “Kevin it’s me Raymond holt”

  • @Thunderbolt5827
    @Thunderbolt5827 4 года назад +11

    0:32 that reminds me of Avengers: Age of Ultron when the team meets Barton’s kids and Tony says “These are... smaller agents?”

  • @shu-aibharris8285
    @shu-aibharris8285 4 года назад +2

    Unironically a movie where a hero sits down with his friends and talks about his feelings sounds pretty good

  • @mortimer687
    @mortimer687 4 года назад +2

    “Then I learned trigonometric functions, like a *big boi* “

  • @eva9069
    @eva9069 Год назад +1

    you missed one of imo the best lines where gina (i think) goes "would you tell the sky to stop being so blue", and holt replies "yes i wish it were tan. it's my favourite colour, it's no nonesense"

  • @arminszamosi7563
    @arminszamosi7563 4 года назад +1

    "Chadder, you betrayed me. You can explain yourself later. Return to my office!"
    My all time favourite😂

  • @jax178
    @jax178 4 года назад +1

    I love Holt so much. And I really love him when he is drunk 😂

  • @Sofia-ssn
    @Sofia-ssn 4 года назад +5

    those dislikes are captain holt, because.. he’s human. he’s a human male!

  • @leavemealone802
    @leavemealone802 2 года назад

    I wonder how many times he made each scene. I try to say his lines and I burst out laughing
    "I am devastated"

  • @mymindisaninkblot9408
    @mymindisaninkblot9408 4 года назад +1

    "Ya boi is turnt." is officially my new favorite quote ever.

  • @krisdphillips
    @krisdphillips 4 года назад

    "Terry that's a five degree difference .......YOU'D BETTER FIGURE IT OUT!"
    I laugh every time at this one.

  • @blerp6675
    @blerp6675 4 года назад +1

    Andre needs an Emmy someone get this man on a Vince Gilligan show

  • @ariannagamboa6935
    @ariannagamboa6935 4 года назад +1

    When he says like a Big Boy I die 😂😂😂 I love Holt so much

  • @buddyyourdust4554
    @buddyyourdust4554 4 года назад +1

    “If you love someone you’ll remember what they look like”
    Captain Raymond Holt

  • @silverstarlightproductions1292
    @silverstarlightproductions1292 4 года назад +6

    I would love to see Holt and Spock in the same room together.

  • @shabbirmurtaza6245
    @shabbirmurtaza6245 4 года назад +1

    “Notify me when you’re done, via bark”😂😂

  • @panthera_
    @panthera_ 4 года назад +3

    Now i'm like, _"Where's Kevin??"_

  • @inyourwalls6053
    @inyourwalls6053 4 года назад +18

    ya bois turnt

  • @earthquakewilliam7380
    @earthquakewilliam7380 4 года назад +14

    2:04 he would be perfect in wall-e

  • @Nergal_Slayer
    @Nergal_Slayer 4 года назад +2

    1:57 I always had that thought too!
    If I could drink all the nutrients I require daily, I would do that! It'd be so easy!!!

  • @libbywarren1392
    @libbywarren1392 4 года назад +3

    "yes, children are wonders"

  • @rayo146-x8x
    @rayo146-x8x 4 года назад +2

    Holt: "No family photos. If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like."
    Also Holt: "There was a fire in my house. I lost many photo albums of treasured memories"
    Semi-hypocrite.

  • @larawisintainer
    @larawisintainer 4 года назад

    andre it’s such an amazing actor

  • @ana-mk8kj
    @ana-mk8kj 4 года назад

    -"what's wrong with pictures?"
    -*"if you love someone, you'll remember what they look like."*

  • @shivambajpai8042
    @shivambajpai8042 4 года назад +1

    4:48 rounded to second place of decimal and says roughly. Gets me everytime I hear it 😆😆

  • @alionking1023
    @alionking1023 3 года назад

    "Hey man, I'm leaving for Paris!" 2:21
    _sounds definitely like Kevin XD_

  • @AnnieArchive
    @AnnieArchive 4 года назад +2

    “Notify me when you are done. Via bark.”

  • @leoniemuller2096
    @leoniemuller2096 3 года назад

    I love kyle haha. And it’s hilarious that holt thought it was radio

  • @oosakasan
    @oosakasan 4 года назад

    Terry, it's a 5-degree difference... YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT is *my* favorite joke of all time.

  • @Malpaise_Legate
    @Malpaise_Legate 4 года назад

    If those memories were so treasured, he should have remembered them.

  • @sarah.s.flanagan
    @sarah.s.flanagan 4 года назад

    “Good oranges; nice and dry. Not at all ripe.” 😆

  • @GradyBaby13
    @GradyBaby13 4 года назад +7

    Captain Holt, the worlds' greatest straight man. ( see what I did there ? )

  • @corwinchapman4565
    @corwinchapman4565 4 года назад

    Captain Raymond Holt is a superior human being, and an aspirational figure. We should all possess the capacity to digest and comprehend our emotional needs to his degree.

  • @maxmax7625
    @maxmax7625 4 года назад

    "and then i learned to do trigonometric functions in my head...
    like A Big Boy."
    that sent me lmfao-

  • @libbywarren1392
    @libbywarren1392 4 года назад +2

    "hello kevin. it's me, raymond holt."

  • @mesajenniges1876
    @mesajenniges1876 4 года назад +2

    "they are puppies" thanks

  • @thecrystalcave4627
    @thecrystalcave4627 4 года назад

    I lost it when he said “really made yourself at home here” after Terry tilted the dog 🤣🤣🤣

  • @quackalert4348
    @quackalert4348 4 года назад +1

    this has convinced me that holt is indeed a robot

  • @sanabakkoush
    @sanabakkoush 4 года назад

    "if you really love someone, you'd remember what they look like" KILLS ME EVERY TIME

  • @AA-rp1rv
    @AA-rp1rv 3 года назад +1

    I’m gonna miss this human male when the show is over 🥺

  • @classychandu5090
    @classychandu5090 4 года назад

    "If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like" 😂😂