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  • @donniewholovedbowling3101
    @donniewholovedbowling3101 5 лет назад +8712

    "Raymond, your work life is here."
    Kevin's sass and annoyance with the NYPD is so good.

    • @juelsgarcia5406
      @juelsgarcia5406 4 года назад +212

      The first time i heard this i thought he said "your work wife is here"

    • @madeegaindraws
      @madeegaindraws 3 года назад +29

      @@juelsgarcia5406 OML I LOVE THAT

    • @JasperForge
      @JasperForge 3 года назад +21

      I think it was more directed at Jake but yeah

    • @Shadow1Yaz
      @Shadow1Yaz 2 года назад +17

      “Please come in. Take off your shoes”
      “Neither of us want that.”
      😆

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 5 лет назад +23537

    I love how Kevin went from hating Jake to basically being his dad

    • @a.munroe
      @a.munroe 5 лет назад +806

      Well.. Jake wasn't going anywhere soooooOoo.

    • @borbdevil2400
      @borbdevil2400 5 лет назад +191

      I want to like this but it has 666 likes😂
      Edit: Noooo it's ruined☹️

    • @_ZORRO__
      @_ZORRO__ 4 года назад +154

      My dad hated me when I was born

    • @danbrew2487
      @danbrew2487 4 года назад +126

      @@_ZORRO__ gonna start loving you any day now, I'm sure.

    • @psychopompous3207
      @psychopompous3207 4 года назад +16

      @@_ZORRO__ Yeah. I can see why.

  • @Frizzlecrank
    @Frizzlecrank 5 лет назад +8645

    "See, what happened is your dads had sex"
    This line gets me every time.

    • @marctouss1862
      @marctouss1862 5 лет назад +115

      hahah rosa is theee best..

    • @vinnythepoet3483
      @vinnythepoet3483 5 лет назад +161

      I love how Holt’s voice got higher with “wHaT dId YoU sAy?!”

    • @JM45001
      @JM45001 5 лет назад +59

      BONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

    • @suikadess
      @suikadess 5 лет назад +1

      Molly W. M

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 5 лет назад +3

      @@JM45001 ....but..but...daad

  • @hydrasaurandre
    @hydrasaurandre 5 лет назад +17587

    I love how both Jake AND Amy refer to them as their "dads"

    • @entitree.
      @entitree. 5 лет назад +291

      Hydrasaur oh no

    • @phanaticz
      @phanaticz 5 лет назад +599

      Sweet home Alabama!

    • @alxwill5902
      @alxwill5902 5 лет назад +105

      Brother and sister married that better not have kids or else they would be inbred....

    • @SouLeozinho
      @SouLeozinho 5 лет назад +95

      in-laws

    • @demonking86420
      @demonking86420 5 лет назад +379

      Jake called Holt 'dad' way before he and Amy got together
      Must be that it bled to Amy when they started dating

  • @Fantasyvid
    @Fantasyvid 5 лет назад +8388

    kevin: "please, take off your shoes"
    jake: "neither of us want that" 😂😂

  • @noahtm19
    @noahtm19 5 лет назад +7765

    Jake: *eats crab wrong*
    Terry: “Stop eating crab wrong!”
    Also Terry: *casually puts half eaten crab back on the plate*

    • @stillatin
      @stillatin 5 лет назад +38

      Yes. That happened in the video.

    • @belindaluna2067
      @belindaluna2067 4 года назад +39

      Well you don't waste the crab.

    • @MukuonChannel
      @MukuonChannel 4 года назад +41

      He bit the shell, and didn't get to the meat. The crab's still good.

    • @jexnypro11
      @jexnypro11 4 года назад +36

      You gotta save that. That's $2.99 of crab right there.

  • @JokeCubed
    @JokeCubed 5 лет назад +6472

    I love that Kevin has the painting of Holt that Terry painted, behind his desk. Holt said, "He'll be glad you made me look so happy." Obviously Kevin likes the painting, because he keeps it in his office. Nice little detail there for those paying attention.

    • @Wheeziebeen
      @Wheeziebeen 4 года назад +118

      I noticed that, it made me happy

    • @CarlosRIOS777
      @CarlosRIOS777 4 года назад +24

      Omg I never noticed!!!! I love this!

    • @DeadlySpecies
      @DeadlySpecies 4 года назад +43

      Our dads...straight smashing it...

    • @caesarin0
      @caesarin0 3 года назад +29

      @@DeadlySpecies I assure you there's nothing straight about our dads

    • @freddiemercury5987
      @freddiemercury5987 3 года назад +6

      Ah yes that is very cool

  • @janine9790
    @janine9790 5 лет назад +7574

    CAPTAIN DAD IS JUST MY BOSS

    • @MaikoSan00
      @MaikoSan00 5 лет назад +278

      IM GONNA TEACH FATHER THE MATH 🤣🤣

    • @flaviaa55
      @flaviaa55 5 лет назад +122

      @@MaikoSan00 WHATEVER ROSA

    • @Synthonym
      @Synthonym 3 года назад +13

      Rosa: 👁 👄 👁

  • @balbinaarmstrongrodriguez4324
    @balbinaarmstrongrodriguez4324 5 лет назад +2495

    "Kevin is right"
    "You're fired"
    "what!?"
    " *AHHAHAAAAH* "

    • @theweirdochannel8735
      @theweirdochannel8735 3 года назад +15

      Holts also wrong about kindergarten statics. They don't exist.

    • @jexelbur6872
      @jexelbur6872 3 года назад +4

      The Weirdo Channel / Rainbow Puppy Statistically speaking, *yes and no.*

  • @m_gwb
    @m_gwb 5 лет назад +17231

    *_"gROSS ROSA THOSE ARE OUR DADS I MEAN CAPTAIN DAD IS JUST MY BOSS uggHh NEVERMIND I'M TEACHING FATHER THE MATH!"_*

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 5 лет назад +10813

    "There are three doors, behind one of which is a car."
    "You're telling it wrong; There are three doors, behind one of which is a car."

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 5 лет назад +104

      Its exactly the same, right?

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 5 лет назад +910

      @@L16htW4rr10r Technically, that's correct. However since Kevin knows the actual solution to the Monty Hall Problem, he probably anticipated Raymond's expected mistake. It is very important that the host knows where the car is (Kevin even emphasizes this). He was simply afraid that Holt would explain it wrongly and muddy the waters. Might sound weird, but around mathematicians, this happens quite a bit, because the exact wording is so crucial.
      Obviously, there was also the joke, but the scene just works on multiple layers.

    • @Alovatololo
      @Alovatololo 5 лет назад +119

      You're telling it wrong. The comma should be in the second retelling.

    • @Madsci420
      @Madsci420 5 лет назад +45

      @@Alovatololo there is a comma in the second telling, but also in the first; both are correct.

    • @atomosvrial1708
      @atomosvrial1708 5 лет назад +180

      Do you guys need to bone?

  • @criticalhit9626
    @criticalhit9626 5 лет назад +3489

    “So how many orchids can you name?”
    “Oh that’s easy! none.”

    • @mn-bf6ym
      @mn-bf6ym 4 года назад +58

      That confidence..

    • @uglytm1481
      @uglytm1481 4 года назад +46

      Wait, i thought he said 'organs'? This entire time i thought he was naming organs lmao

    • @emma_ruth_design
      @emma_ruth_design 4 года назад +4

      @@uglytm1481 😂🤦

    • @trla6505
      @trla6505 4 года назад +3

      @@uglytm1481 i thought he said orquests

    • @saraangel6696
      @saraangel6696 3 года назад +1

      @@uglytm1481 you just made my night

  • @Barocoli
    @Barocoli 4 года назад +7887

    - Do you Kev-
    - Yes
    - And do you Ray-
    - yes yes we do
    - We're married

    • @cryingattheclub5150
      @cryingattheclub5150 4 года назад +341

      I wish the officiant had been more efficient

    • @formulafish1536
      @formulafish1536 4 года назад +21

      @@cryingattheclub5150 I never properly understood this joke until I read it. I thought officiant was somehow a reference to the time it took. I overthought it totally. To think, if I had watched with subtitles I'd have gotten it much sooner!

    • @royaldoge3283
      @royaldoge3283 4 года назад +21

      This is inaccurate. Raymond Holt does not use contractions.

    • @lachimolala3203
      @lachimolala3203 4 года назад +4

      @@cryingattheclub5150 Ray I'm gonna choke from laughter, you're too funny

    • @finnsymphony
      @finnsymphony 3 года назад +3

      speed was of the essence

  • @NiaCornelia
    @NiaCornelia 5 лет назад +6833

    Rosa - "And your clock"
    Kevin - "Good Heavens"
    Raymond - "That isn't even ours"
    Hilarious

    • @honeyham6788
      @honeyham6788 5 лет назад +249

      Rosa can't admit she bought them a clock

    • @danicakes9212
      @danicakes9212 5 лет назад +202

      @@honeyham6788 Based on their reaction, I thought the joke was about Gina being such a klepto, she mixed up items she stole...

    • @acookie7548
      @acookie7548 5 лет назад +120

      danicakes921 but honestly i think it’s cuter thinking that rosa bought holt a birthday gift

    • @39yearsago28
      @39yearsago28 4 года назад +10

      danicakes921 Why would Rosa hand them the clock if Gina was the one who stole it?

    • @locke8470
      @locke8470 4 года назад +14

      @@39yearsago28 cause her hands are full of silverware already

  • @chaoticlady_fairy
    @chaoticlady_fairy 5 лет назад +2624

    The way they held hands in the restaurant is the equivalent of rapturous making out btw. So my heart is happy.

  • @abigase135
    @abigase135 5 лет назад +3684

    Holt saying 'what did you say?' with a high voice killed me.

    • @coconut906
      @coconut906 3 года назад +28

      followed by ’ -hhHHhhoow dare you’

    • @ultimatetrashboy419
      @ultimatetrashboy419 3 года назад +25

      “Detective diaz, I’m your SUPERIOR OFFICER!!!!!”

    • @plantlady8492
      @plantlady8492 3 года назад +17

      And the fact that diaz was right killed me lmfao

    • @craigisapunk
      @craigisapunk 2 года назад +7

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!

    • @firestuka8850
      @firestuka8850 2 года назад +2

      Rrrrrr

  • @theunholysmirk
    @theunholysmirk 4 года назад +5311

    the funniest thing about the "BOOOOONE?" scene to me has always been the timestamps. Bc they imply holt went into his office after telling rosa off, and then five minutes later stepped back out and yelled "BOOONE!?" And then lectured her some more. And then he went BACK to his office, and a while after that, came BACK OUT to yell "BOOOOOOOOONE!?" and lectured her some more. All of this took place over about an hour.

    • @Scufflegrit
      @Scufflegrit 4 года назад +393

      Given the crowd, it’s even more likely there were no breaks in the rant at all. 😂

    • @VintageTopHat
      @VintageTopHat 4 года назад +289

      The best thing about that scene is Amy's changing positions and reactions to Holt yelling.
      The head face down on the desk kills me!

    • @rtozier2011
      @rtozier2011 4 года назад +40

      Do the time stamps mean 'minutes later than the last moment you saw' or 'minutes later than the beginning'?

    • @theunholysmirk
      @theunholysmirk 4 года назад +18

      @@rtozier2011 huh, not sure. Ig either is possible. I like to think its the moment you saw bc that extends the time out even more

    • @DaeDaeDotNet
      @DaeDaeDotNet 4 года назад +6

      FOREVER HILARIOUS😂😂😂

  • @LucyLighthearted
    @LucyLighthearted 4 года назад +15689

    I feel like Kevin would have liked Jake right of the bat if he knew that Jake punched a homophobic cop in the face

  • @JackDanger99
    @JackDanger99 5 лет назад +3615

    This is the first time I’ve noticed Amy’s little fist pump when Holt mentions he’s always wanted to come to that restaurant.
    It’s adorable.

  • @Garousimp
    @Garousimp 5 лет назад +9487

    *sToP eaTinG cRaB WrOnG*

    • @shady1702
      @shady1702 5 лет назад +26

      Lmao

    • @MarcosVinicius-mp7xu
      @MarcosVinicius-mp7xu 5 лет назад +107

      I love the way he delivers that line

    • @Slesaint17
      @Slesaint17 5 лет назад +26

      Marcos Vinícius might be the funniest line and delivery in the show I laughed so fucking hard

    • @Couldbedumber
      @Couldbedumber 5 лет назад +85

      It’s funny cuz Jake is jewish and crab isn’t kosher so he literally doesn’t know how to eat it

    • @NickyKnickerson
      @NickyKnickerson 5 лет назад +16

      literally one of my favorite jokes from the entire series. The delivery is just so perfect.

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 5 лет назад +2418

    Underrated part of Terry, Jake and Amy hiding in the bathroom during that argument was how when Jake said "Lookatme! Do not blow this for us!" to Cheddar; not only did he avoid looking at Jake, he also smirked like he was about to mess it up.

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 4 года назад +73

      I have a Jack Russell and he does the same thing, with almost the same smirk. Little dogs are the BEST for spitting on your plans and laughing in your face like that.

    • @thegravitycat7014
      @thegravitycat7014 4 года назад +3

      Just a dog

    • @randomtriviaaa
      @randomtriviaaa 4 года назад +6

      😂@ 03:53

    • @elliot6605
      @elliot6605 4 года назад +3

      I have a baby doggo and when he doesn't want to listen he avoids eyecontact

  • @MinkWT
    @MinkWT 5 лет назад +13116

    “How dare you Detective Diaz, I am your superior officer!”
    5 Minutes Later
    BBBBOOOONNNNEEEE!?!?!?!?

    • @ThisIsTricky
      @ThisIsTricky 5 лет назад +23

      Kate Beckett and Richart Castle?

    • @alexishotchkin860
      @alexishotchkin860 5 лет назад +471

      21 minutes later
      Holt: *holding the door frame to keep himself up after yelling for the past 21 minutes straight*
      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEE??

    • @intocks_
      @intocks_ 5 лет назад +142

      10 minutes later: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE??!!!?!

    • @snjvbss
      @snjvbss 5 лет назад +40

      What did you say? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mauriceparagua5895
      @mauriceparagua5895 5 лет назад +86

      *BoOoOoooNnnnnNnNEeeEEEEee!?!?!?!?!?!?*

  • @pedrocarnelos703
    @pedrocarnelos703 5 лет назад +10577

    The best married couple on television. Prove me wrong...

  • @PhantomJavelin
    @PhantomJavelin 5 лет назад +14860

    “Even when we’re fighting you’re hilarious. Stop it.”
    “...”
    “Stop it!”
    I adore this line.

    • @panchov77
      @panchov77 5 лет назад +171

      That gets me everytime lmao

    • @punishercastle5487
      @punishercastle5487 5 лет назад +436

      Nottan Ajin it’s amazing that they are able to appear so stoic and yet adorable at the same time 😂😂

    • @jennpenn10
      @jennpenn10 5 лет назад +9

      Me too. :):):)

    • @apollohoundd
      @apollohoundd 5 лет назад +39

      They're,,,, so cute

    • @SmileyPeony
      @SmileyPeony 4 года назад +80

      It shows them how much they appreciate each other despite the heated emotion.

  • @SK-267
    @SK-267 5 лет назад +3429

    Never mind! I'm teaching father the Math!

  • @hunterellisisaac5278
    @hunterellisisaac5278 5 лет назад +15389

    Can you imagine how internally emotional Kevin and Holt must've been when the 99 planned a date for them. Like their whole relationship has been shunned and disrespected for years; but here are all these wonderful people who accept, adore and are totally in awe of them regardless of their sexuality. It must've meant so much to them I'm SOBBING

    • @MB-eh3js
      @MB-eh3js 5 лет назад +1092

      On the other hand, now that Holt is basically Dad to all the nine-nine, I wonder if Kevin ever has days where he wishes they liked him less.

    • @Snoop4216
      @Snoop4216 5 лет назад +176

      on the other hand he just wanted food

    • @sharkas9965
      @sharkas9965 5 лет назад +37

      Cant help but cringe to this comment.

    • @lgnd2k3
      @lgnd2k3 5 лет назад +201

      @@sharkas9965 but why?

    • @demonking86420
      @demonking86420 5 лет назад +124

      @@MB-eh3js maybe due to when Jake made him watch nothing but Nic Cage movies

  • @sammy4282
    @sammy4282 5 лет назад +2284

    Speaking of which, have they finished repairing the Hubble space telescope?
    Yes, *6 years ago*

  • @georgeprchal3924
    @georgeprchal3924 5 лет назад +3600

    Andre Braugher should have a supporting role on The Good Place (as an angel or neutral bureaucrat), he and Shawn would bouch off each other well.

    • @calista5811
      @calista5811 5 лет назад +45

      George Prchal YES I NEED THIS

    • @clintbrew
      @clintbrew 5 лет назад +97

      i hoping for a Brooklyn 99 good place crossover somehow

    • @musiclover162702
      @musiclover162702 5 лет назад +166

      @@clintbrew There has been a bunch of supporting characters from The Good Place in Brooklyn 99. The guy who plays Adrian plays Derek in the Good Place, and the agent who checks in on them when Jake and Holt are in Florida is the Judge.

    • @n3wtie_
      @n3wtie_ 5 лет назад +15

      So that's where I recognise Kevin from

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 5 лет назад +24

      @@musiclover162702 Adrian? Derek? You mean Dennis Feinstein, right?

  • @sero.toniii
    @sero.toniii 5 лет назад +1388

    I love how the title also silently screams "OUR DADS" like yes, yes they are-

  • @XDlosDominicans
    @XDlosDominicans 5 лет назад +1521

    Jake: "Gina has brought back all the silverware that she stole"
    Kevin: "... what?"
    Rosa: "Also this clock!"
    Holt: "This isn't ours..."
    DIED

  • @oliverpotts8664
    @oliverpotts8664 4 года назад +308

    I love that during the "BOOONE" scene, Amy's nearly crying, and Rosa is completely unbothered.

  • @mrodgt
    @mrodgt 5 лет назад +680

    6:09 Poor Amy sitting in her chair. Arms crossed, rocking back and forth, enduring the scolding from her "dad". She looks SO mortified. 😂🤣

    • @klararosengren5314
      @klararosengren5314 4 года назад +9

      Yes, poor her. I actually wanted to understand the Monty Hall problem :(

    • @TangledInYarn
      @TangledInYarn 4 года назад +24

      @@klararosengren5314 Oh I figured it out I think!! So in the Monty Hall problem, there are two main cases you start with: either you choose the door with the car behind it on the first try, or you don't.
      If you choose the door with the car behind on your first try, then the host can open either of the two remaining doors to reveal the car is not behind it. In this case, you shouldn't switch doors, although you would have no way of knowing that. The odds of you choosing the correct door on the first try is 1 in 3.
      If the more likely option occurs and you choose one of the doors without the car behind, the host will inevitably open the other door without a car, leaving the one remaining door with the car behind it. In this case, you should definitely switch doors. Since the odds of this occurring is 2 in 3, this is the more likely scenario.
      Therefore, 2 out of 3 times, switching doors will result in choosing the correct door.

    • @klararosengren5314
      @klararosengren5314 4 года назад +1

      @@TangledInYarn Wow okay, I think I got it. Thanks for explaining😊

  • @alexthetvzombie3947
    @alexthetvzombie3947 4 года назад +1679

    I'm sorry, but they promised a wedding and we have not seen one. This is unacceptable. I need to see their wedding.

    • @dlmbs
      @dlmbs 4 года назад +25

      I think they have plans for that.

    • @alexthetvzombie3947
      @alexthetvzombie3947 4 года назад +10

      @@dlmbs my god I hope so!

    • @pumpkinhead6760
      @pumpkinhead6760 4 года назад +32

      I'm doing a rewatch and when I watched this episode last night all I could think about was how much I wanted to see their wedding and somehow include Cheddar

    • @bbuuttercupp
      @bbuuttercupp 4 года назад +2

      Every time I rewatched that episode that’s what i thought!! Where‘s that wedding!!!

    • @queso9845
      @queso9845 3 года назад +1

      i don´t think so, we only have 1 season more and then the series is over :((((

  • @tastyboogeryummmymmmm
    @tastyboogeryummmymmmm 5 лет назад +635

    *"I'm sorry, I'm uncomfortable with emotions."*

  • @sayemasalahuddin4639
    @sayemasalahuddin4639 5 лет назад +842

    Awwee Kevin had that painting of Captain Holt in his office!

  • @henggaraed
    @henggaraed 5 лет назад +288

    "See what happened is your dads had sex"
    Lol it's hilarious how much she enjoys teasing Santiago.

    • @aishmumtaz177
      @aishmumtaz177 5 лет назад +19

      I just noticed that holt is walking with more swing in his step...

  • @rainmanslim4611
    @rainmanslim4611 4 года назад +242

    I love how the 99 grew on kevin. At first he hated them, but not by bit he's lowering himself to their level.

  • @annabellenee3799
    @annabellenee3799 4 года назад +199

    "So, Marcus, what orchids can you name?"
    "Oh, thats easy, none"

  • @themickeysquad5121
    @themickeysquad5121 4 года назад +326

    Rosa:
    “See what happened is your dads had se-“
    Amy: Literally runs away “ *OkAy* Rosa-“

  • @thenostalgicllama
    @thenostalgicllama 4 года назад +162

    I like how Rosa is so stoic all throughout the BONEEEE incident!

  • @remlin31
    @remlin31 4 года назад +148

    “I need to leave him a snide voicemail about kindergarten statistics”

  • @ponyonoodles6568
    @ponyonoodles6568 5 лет назад +906

    "Colon, Hyphen, Closed Parenthesis."
    :-)

  • @goosemcgoosey902
    @goosemcgoosey902 4 года назад +1851

    I love the way they implemented LGBT in the show, it's not heavy handed nor does it pander to the community but it still manages to talk about issues in a very realistic way that anyone outside of the community can relate to as well. Well done 99

    • @itsjustkallik227
      @itsjustkallik227 4 года назад +81

      I loved how they builded up Rosas coming out as bi. Especially how Permento dealt with it

    • @elizabethgeorge168
      @elizabethgeorge168 4 года назад +13

      I actually discussed this for class one day! The topic was diversity in media 😄

    • @tylerhalloran9158
      @tylerhalloran9158 4 года назад +96

      As well as racial and gender issues in these Small depictions are better then 90% of all LGBT depictions i honestly can’t stand how raunchy and sexualised LGBT media is.
      Basically all the characters are just coming out and smooshing
      Whereas this ray and Kevin have been married for awhile and have a loving affectionate relationship and Diaz comes out and it’s treated so realistically

    • @itsjustkallik227
      @itsjustkallik227 4 года назад +27

      @@tylerhalloran9158 yes, it is not treated as her being slutty, like most people see bi people. I think it was important to first let her Character get the time to build and then release it as a "side" information

    • @MonkaBonka
      @MonkaBonka 3 года назад +4

      The amazing works of non-corprate arts

  • @GunterJPN
    @GunterJPN 5 лет назад +11411

    LGBTQ+ relations have come a long way since Ellen’s sitcom. Holt and “Kev” are depicted as just a regular married couple, as they should be.

    • @johnwhittington2998
      @johnwhittington2998 4 года назад +786

      GunterJPN Regular? They are THE BEST Married Couple.

    • @mr_0n10n5
      @mr_0n10n5 4 года назад +331

      These guys make an amazing couple.

    • @squattingheads
      @squattingheads 4 года назад +84

      What about them is regular? They are insane caricatures of personality traits

    • @Rustyybucket
      @Rustyybucket 4 года назад +386

      @@squattingheads Every character in this show is

    • @Molly-tv5sv
      @Molly-tv5sv 4 года назад +355

      @@squattingheads the point is that they may be depicted as caricatures of specific things (e.g. very posh or earnest) but they are not only their sexuality, they are portrayed as a normal couple, as Jake and Amy are, or anyone in the show. Their sexuality is only mentioned to bring meaning to why Kevin hates cops or why they got married so quickly. It's not just a random and token gay couple.

  • @kakarottomui
    @kakarottomui 5 лет назад +851

    *BOOONEEE*
    21 Minutes Later
    *BBBBOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE*
    Gets me every frickin time.!!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @agustinrico3304
    @agustinrico3304 4 года назад +32

    8:29 that face Kevin give the captain hits me so hard man, they’ve spent almost their whole relationship marginalized and harassed for openly loving each other, and here is an entire squad of police detectives that are not only happy for them but are openly showing how much they care for them, and you can see it all in Kevin’s face when skully begins singing, he can finally and truly be open with his husband around his colleagues

  • @loveverythingbooks
    @loveverythingbooks 5 лет назад +690

    Captain Dad is just my boss

  • @kimberlyreid925
    @kimberlyreid925 5 лет назад +172

    I re-watched the annual heist episode last night just because Kevin was so great in it. It was great all around but including Kevin just made it so much more awesome.

    • @MaikoSan00
      @MaikoSan00 5 лет назад +10

      Can't wait for next heist season since Kevin is formally in the race too!

  • @vidadyerfer3205
    @vidadyerfer3205 5 лет назад +162

    A: "So the fight with Kevin is over?"
    H: "Yep"
    A: "Because you understand the math..."
    H: "Nope!"
    R: "Because you guys..."
    H: "YEP!"
    this is really good comedy!

  • @cookiepie9
    @cookiepie9 5 лет назад +217

    “Stop eating crab wrong!”
    I felt that, Terry.

  • @lis4394
    @lis4394 4 года назад +37

    “hhHOW _dare_ you deTective Diaz I am yOUR SUPERIOR *OFFICER.* ”
    I don’t know why but the “hhhH” at the beginning CRACKS ME UP

  • @P.J.C_7
    @P.J.C_7 5 лет назад +1226

    STOP EATING CRAB WRONG

  • @kiriaann
    @kiriaann 5 лет назад +999

    so when's that honest to goodness wedding ceremony happening? ;)

  • @loveverythingbooks
    @loveverythingbooks 5 лет назад +498

    2:09 "Jake" They're on first name-basis! Or Kevin is just very tired

    • @rimurutempest4945
      @rimurutempest4945 5 лет назад +64

      c de vaan I think with Jake, Kevin just goes on a “what the heck, might as well happen” mode, less headache for him.

    • @Abigart69
      @Abigart69 5 лет назад +4

      c de vaan YES YOU ARE RIGHT I NEVER NOTICED

  • @crowskinned
    @crowskinned 5 лет назад +143

    Kevin keeps that painting that Terry made of Holt in his office

  • @Rio-mq7ll
    @Rio-mq7ll 5 лет назад +596

    I'm teaching father the math

    • @beenieweenie1986
      @beenieweenie1986 5 лет назад

      I'd be her daddy

    • @mark-ish
      @mark-ish 5 лет назад +13

      @@beenieweenie1986 yea that doesnt sound like something creepy, dick

  • @harryspooner
    @harryspooner 5 лет назад +539

    BONNNNEEEE!!!

  • @abigailman6017
    @abigailman6017 5 лет назад +486

    howw dare you DeTecTive Diaz I am your SUPERIOR OFFICER !!!!

    • @chriiiiis
      @chriiiiis 5 лет назад +26

      *B O n E!!!1!!!*

    • @carmes8661
      @carmes8661 4 года назад +9

      What happens in my bedroom detective is NONE of your business

    • @TajimaMunenori
      @TajimaMunenori 4 года назад +7

      BOOONNNEEE!!!

    • @shu3511
      @shu3511 4 года назад +9

      Don’t ever speak to me like that ever again

  • @Lucas-zf8yq
    @Lucas-zf8yq 4 года назад +45

    Holt bouncing in the doorway shouting BOOOOOOOONE is gold

  • @princesstarah2
    @princesstarah2 4 года назад +25

    "Also a clock" "This isn't ours."
    8:03 everything that happens in that 3 second scene is so chaotic and so in character.

  • @katieminns9778
    @katieminns9778 4 года назад +441

    Rosa: you two just need to bone
    Amy: hnnnn
    Holt: What did you say?!
    Amy: *internal and external panic* don’t say it again
    Rosa: I said you two just need to bone
    Holt: *internal rage* HOW...dare you detective Diaz I am your superior OFFICERRRR
    5 minutes later:
    BONE!!!! (Ft *amy traumatised rocking*)
    10 minutes later: What happens in my bedroom Detective is NONE of your business
    21 minutes later: BOOONNNNEEEE
    Amy: *further traumatised rocking*
    40 minutes later: don’t you ever speak to me like that again
    Rosa during the whole thing: 🤨

    • @Katiecutiepie166
      @Katiecutiepie166 2 года назад +2

      Amy: Why did you do that?
      Rosa: Dude was pent up. Now he knows, problem solved

  • @niki-hz2vf
    @niki-hz2vf 5 лет назад +212

    "SaNtIaGo ArE yOu HiDiNg In My BaThRoOm WiTh A dOg yOu'Re DeAtHlY aLlErGiC tO?!"
    "No?..."
    _door opens_
    *Jake covering Amy's lower face with a towel, Amy trying not to die and Terry holding Cheddar in complete fear and confusion*
    "Occupied?" 4:22
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Wordlesschaos
      @Wordlesschaos 5 лет назад +5

      Nikita Vajrala I don’t know how this scene is not mentioned in the comments more. Just the reactions and that little “occupied?”.... slays me every time. Must rewind a time or ten

    • @Jimothyjohns
      @Jimothyjohns 4 года назад +2

      At least they closed the door because it was occupied

  • @tomothy1625
    @tomothy1625 5 лет назад +4721

    HOW DARE YOU DETECTIVE DIAZ I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER
    Whoa: thanks for the likes guys, this is why this the best community

    • @MikeRiderOOO
      @MikeRiderOOO 5 лет назад +85

      Tom Of the cool BONE!

    • @danielsanchez5224
      @danielsanchez5224 5 лет назад +147

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Aryan-zm6cg
      @Aryan-zm6cg 5 лет назад +88

      What Happens in MY bed is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

    • @williamm.buttlicker4544
      @williamm.buttlicker4544 5 лет назад +89

      BOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @depressedcat1027
      @depressedcat1027 5 лет назад +68

      @@williamm.buttlicker4544 don't EVER speak to me like that again

  • @medigoodgirlthe1st
    @medigoodgirlthe1st 5 лет назад +71

    “And your clock.”
    “Good heavens.”
    “That’s not ours?”

  • @luminaraunduli2791
    @luminaraunduli2791 4 года назад +25

    Amy shaking and rocking back and forth in her chair during Captain Dad's "BONE" tirade is the absolute best!!!

  • @glorious_help
    @glorious_help 5 лет назад +59

    Amy’s reaction on the bone scene is priceless

  • @Gambley
    @Gambley 4 года назад +36

    "And this clock"
    "This... isn't ours"

  • @thum842
    @thum842 5 лет назад +60

    6:10 look at she Amy was traumatised by Holt’s reaction

  • @wencka.m.w3063
    @wencka.m.w3063 4 года назад +34

    6:32
    Look in the background,
    It's the picture Terry painted.
    Kevin has it in is office 🖤

  • @caseydewitt6236
    @caseydewitt6236 4 года назад +24

    "Do you know what it means to clap back, Raymond?
    Be *clap* cause *clap* I *clap* do *clap* ."

  • @shkyp8752
    @shkyp8752 5 лет назад +96

    “You’re fired”
    “What!”
    “hAhA”
    I loved when Rosa does that laugh

  • @adjutorai9427
    @adjutorai9427 5 лет назад +31

    "So, Marcus, what orchids can you name?"
    "Oh! That's easy, none-"

  • @robynalexandra
    @robynalexandra 5 лет назад +387

    Kevin: jake it’s late, it’s parts midnight. I hope this about a murder.
    Jake: I wish.
    What?!😂

    • @AlasdairGR
      @AlasdairGR 4 года назад +2

      Robyn K Who doesn’t love a murder mystery?

  • @Andrea-qy7zd
    @Andrea-qy7zd 5 лет назад +27

    3:52 awwwww look at cheddar’s face!!

  • @annushkanoor4328
    @annushkanoor4328 4 года назад +38

    "Sorry captain but Kevin is right :/"
    "You're fired"
    "hennheh"

  • @Daicidus
    @Daicidus 5 лет назад +34

    "Good heavens..."
    "This isn't ours"
    Fucking love that part!

  • @moviehermit5631
    @moviehermit5631 4 года назад +29

    7:40
    Never noticed Amy’s little fist pump after the confirmation that she was right about the restaurant

  • @supermodelzdancerie
    @supermodelzdancerie 4 года назад +17

    6:05 amy rocking herself back and forth to calm herself hahaahahah

  • @sarahd4815
    @sarahd4815 5 лет назад +34

    I love how no one is questioning the fact that scully is putting baby powder in his shoe at 2:22

    • @nana_koh
      @nana_koh 4 года назад +1

      Its actually an ingenius lifehack

    • @brandywinebridget
      @brandywinebridget 3 года назад +1

      never ask questions you don’t want to hear the answer to

  • @breadeater1194
    @breadeater1194 4 года назад +16

    7:52 Oh my goodness Holt being kind and considerate to Terry, what a journey we have been through since season 1.

  • @rileyanderson5381
    @rileyanderson5381 4 года назад +7

    My favorite thing about B99 is that not only Kevin and Holt are the dads but Terry is too, he’s always referring to his detectives as his kids and it’s honestly the most adorable thing.

  • @christianbh
    @christianbh 5 лет назад +119

    After watching this half of this show on YT I think I’ll finally start watching it.

    • @bena9369
      @bena9369 5 лет назад

      †Christian H† season 6 is almost over

    • @dilekb5578
      @dilekb5578 5 лет назад +5

      I started watching it two years ago because of all the Terry gifs that kept popping up on twitter and tumblr. Now it's one of my all time favorites 😁

    • @christianbh
      @christianbh 5 лет назад +5

      Dilek B I’m a few episodes in now and I’m already loving it.
      I was happy to see that there are still lots of funny scenes that aren’t in the YT clips

    • @dilekb5578
      @dilekb5578 5 лет назад +2

      @@christianbh it's definitely full of hilarious moments, İ missed some when İ binge watched it the first time 😁 have fun!

    • @godzlegendz
      @godzlegendz 5 лет назад

      It’s a great show. Have fun

  • @livialiu3365
    @livialiu3365 5 лет назад +97

    how.... *dare* you, Detective Diaz? I am yOuR sUpERiOr oFfiCeRRrRrrRr
    *_BOOOOONEEEEE_*

  • @sociallyawkward5618
    @sociallyawkward5618 5 лет назад +239

    BONE!?!?!?!?!

  • @mithileshs5242
    @mithileshs5242 4 года назад +30

    Am I the only one who laughed hard when Holt says the clock is not theirs?

  • @beingdeleted9231
    @beingdeleted9231 5 лет назад +131

    "This isn't ours"

  • @rosaidhm878
    @rosaidhm878 5 лет назад +193

    *No, no, I said millimetres.*

  • @eliter1474
    @eliter1474 4 года назад +5

    Notice at 6:27, the picture behind Kevin that he put on a stand is the same one that Terry drew for Holt in an earlier episode.Holt said Kevin would love it because Terry made him look so happy :)

  • @champo976
    @champo976 4 года назад +4

    2:45 both so aloof and reserved that even in the privacy of their own home they stand at the front of the room and face towards the "audience" like they're engaged in a formal debate in front of an assembly

  • @mindfulmusic1029
    @mindfulmusic1029 5 лет назад +26

    I love the little squeal Amy does when Rosa tells Holt they need to bone.
    It’s adorable

  • @Caoimhefinan
    @Caoimhefinan 5 лет назад +470

    The clock Gina stole wasn't theirs
    IT WAS MINE!

  • @sydneymerryman8804
    @sydneymerryman8804 5 лет назад +152

    *when will we get the captain holt & kevin wedding. I need it*

  • @jackgreen6379
    @jackgreen6379 5 лет назад +346

    My two gay dads 🤣🤣

  • @Kerriangel
    @Kerriangel 5 лет назад +25

    Imagine if Amy and Jake had a baby and they taught their kid to call Holt and Kevin "Grandpa" and "Granddad"

  • @sh4y633
    @sh4y633 4 года назад +31

    Jake: “Gina has brought back all the silverware she stole from your house”
    Gina: *empties the napkin of cutlery*
    Kevin: “what?”
    Rosa: “Also this clock”
    Kevin: “good heavens”
    Holt: “this isn’t ours”
    Idk why but I laughed so much 😂

  • @ohh5178
    @ohh5178 5 лет назад +17

    4:44 He’s naming them in alphabetical order
    That’s such a him thing to do I just ca-

  • @thanglongnguyenvu3815
    @thanglongnguyenvu3815 4 года назад +23

    I can imagine both of them arguing over how to solve the math problem of their 3rd grader kid.

  • @garbagetoaster8828
    @garbagetoaster8828 5 лет назад +24

    “Also this clock”
    “This isn’t ours”

  • @calliejohnston9489
    @calliejohnston9489 5 лет назад +12

    ‘Needling him a new suit? Even when we’re fighting, you’re hilarious! I’m furious!’

  • @eraserheadsmoshpit17k39
    @eraserheadsmoshpit17k39 4 года назад +5

    I love how holt is shouting at the top of his lungs meanwhile rose just there as usual ignoring 😂