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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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"because no one will ever believe you". That one was beautiful.
The way he looks a jake a the end is awesome
He really is a sick son of a bitch
My favorite too lol
I want to like this comment but it is at 669 likes and I don’t want to ruin it
It’s those weak helpless no’s from Jake while he’s deleting them that gets me every time
4:39
Omg amy is just so pretty, SO PRETTY, OH MY EYES
The dress makes her look like a mermaid.
I love the guy's grin when Holt says "situation diffused" so cute haha
8:00 I did not know he named one of his pecs Eugene.
No one ever comments on the funniest line "Oh! Dancing Captain!".. Too funny
The...oopsie doodle.
I love that one fat guy he was my favorite startrek alien “we are smart”
The person that spiled his coffee should just say sorry and not be a smart@ss.
The most unrealistic thing about these clips isn't that Holt does Hula hooping. It's that he would have over 200 unanswered Emails on his phone
I believe he would be subscribed to a number of online magazines, interesting documents, and work emails, and receives thousands of emails a day, and he hadn't properly sat down yet so he could reply to every single one of them 😂
@@LokiSinweave you know what!.... I like your way of thinking 😂
Could be messages from his sister that morning.
@@spiderclanx true.. hurricane debbie does love her drama..
Well, I have +500 so, is very common that
Don't forget making balloon arches #vindication!
VINDICATIONNNNNNNNNNNN
Making? No, birthing!
@@ManlyStump There is no form more graceful than the arch. No object more whimsical than the balloon.
thurant pnh amazing ones!!
And antique globe collecting this video is a scam
Holt's favorite secret hobby is messing with Jake
That’s not a secret hobby.
I wanna like it but I won't cuz it's 420 rn.
A bother figure because he's always bothering him
That is far from secret
Secret??
"Dancing over. Situation diffused." Is an excellent example of who Holt is as a person.
Very proper and professional, but he has a fun side and will do whatever it takes to avoid unnecessary conflict in a respectable way.
Holt is the type of man the world needs but doesn't deserve!
Defused*
Not when it comes to Wunch.
Shotty But who would be friendly to the devil
And the Jake just sObBinG
If more cops knew how to be human in situations like these
Underrated line: “My hands are covered in butter from making butter!” 😂
That one gets me every time I hear it
All Boyle moments are underrated
My favorite Boyle line after "yippee kayak other-buckets"
Nobody like this comment, it is at 420 likes!!!
Boyle is goat
Holt is Human Being goals. He's got it all. Fulfilling relationship with someone who's perfect for him, a job he's passionate about, plenty of time to pursue a whole selection of hobbies he's interested in, and a wide social support network that understands and cares about him.
And a corgi!
Something about the delivery of “Jake the overwhelming time pressure” cracks me up every time
Also that first jump kick was pretty sweet too
"Don't worry about it". Holt used contractions. This is his tell for nervousness.
Yik Long Tay And lies
Well...yes...it is in fact...his tell
I love that so much
Isn't his tell using double contractions?
@@hellothere8065 Don't make me think about Captain Holt saying "Y'all'd've" while I'm drinking.
The only question is, how do you hurt your arm smiling?
Aditya Trifaley id love to see this in play
It's easy, you just have to expand your mouth using your arm and stay in that position for 3 hours.
You have 666 likes as I type this, so I'll say by dancing with the devil, in the pale moonlight?
"Captain, do I have a tell?"
"No, you don't understand the game well enough to have a tell."
I felt that
American ww2 Military Doctrine
If we don't know what we are doing, then the enemy cant anticipate our future actions.
Dammit Eugene, you sold me out!!
@@tanith117 So its Sun Tzu Fight the enemy that doenst know you exist in a way that doenst look like war and before he knows you are at war with him.
nor does it matter ,so do tell please ,
I don't have a tell because I never fold, even if I'm going to lose. I had a poker night with my college roommates, and on some hands I didn't even look at my cards.
The look on Jake's face when Capt. Holt said and I quote " You call that dancing, this is dancing".
And you know what hobby he likes to do the most?
*Bone.*
What did you say?
Dont say it again.
Those are our father's! HOW DARE YOU!
LMAO
H O W D A R E Y O U D E T E C T I V E D I A Z
i am yOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER
"That's right, his nickname is longer than his actual name. Why's that Terry?"
"Cause he's a dick."
gets me every time 😂
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Terry named his breasts
Brinadette Smith haven’t we all 😔
His heavy breasts.
P e c k s
@@wokeupnew not hope here
Kwazy cupcakes says hi...
"Kwazy is a difficult word to say in anger, but I think I've made my feelings clear."
Kwazy cupcakes wants to know your location
I downloaded it, it’s on the App Store!
7:24
“‘I am... aight.”
Absolute legend
the way he said it in a monotone way 😂
“Now I know how Salieri felt” lmao Holt is Mozart
That kinda hurt me a little XD
Ludwig van Beethoven, were you smiling?
I never would have thought that the line "hand over your spatula" would make me absolutely crack up, but here we are😂😂😂 Joe is an amazing actor
I love Joe Lo Truglio 😂 Honestly all of the actors on B99 are amazing
It's just like " hand your badge and gun" 🤣🤣🤣
"Captain, are you secretly coolll?? " 😂😂 Love Jake!!
8:16 I had to watch it twice to catch his tell
He said " _I'm_ not going to cancel this mission" instead of "I am not going to cancel this mission"
And " _you're_ both great at poker".
its nice to see jake go from finding holt boring and annoying to be an expert at holts subtle ways and loving him like the cool daddy he is
This is how all cops should act. "Or what? You'll arrest me?"
" *No* ....I will *dance battle* you."
should be taught in academies from now on.
I bet he really is in fight club Gina
Thing is...you can't talk about it
Alguien porae First rule of fight club…
Duh in a fencing club
Gina's never wrong
Hat Damn!
Peralta say it, Hat Damn.
"Hat Damn!"
Now you say it.
"Hat Damn!"
it's hot damn
Sonanki Ghosh the point is that it sounds like “Hawt damn!”
@@shame7104 yeah but hot is always pronounced like "hawt". still it's not hat.
Wakfu fan ^^
Sonanki Ghosh even if it’s not you still got what they were saying so just leave the poor guy alone, it’s just a typo or a misunderstood joke
I remember when I first saw the promos for this show. I thought it was going to be bad. I have never been so glad to be so wrong.
We all know what he likes to do the most....
BONEEEE!!!!!!!!
"It's perfect! Now I know how Salieri felt" had me dying 😂 for context purposes Salieri was basically Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's rival. Salieri felt that Mozart had a God given talent that he did not deserve
THANK YOU, I’ve been wondering for so long
Oh my hands are covered in BUTTER from making BUTTER.
These aren't hobbies all gay people are naturally born with those skills
@Genevieve17 well you would get shafted either way ;)
All I know how to cook is beans in a microwave lol
Me with no skills at all : 😳
*What about shading Wuntch???!!!* 🤣👏😂👌and *flirting with women “Wassup”* 😍
Those deserve their own videos
"Damn it Eugene!"
His main hobby is not smiling
Wrong! His main hobby IS smiling. You just can’t tell when he does.
8:17 he’s lying to Jake
“And now YOU’RE going to fold”
"My hands are covered in butter from making butter"
DAMN IT EUGENE
I don’t think the gambling is a “hobby” it’s more of an addiction
But Holt is a gambling addict
MrGladBEASTftw - the whole point of the episode was that Holt was addicted to gambling
“367 paintings of one rock? This guy parties!”
Cerebral Martini my kind of artist 👩🎤! one for every day of the year, plus 2 extra!
One of my favorite lines
what episode was that from?
And guess the coincidence? There's 367 comments in this comment section!!
Salieri was a musical composer, and a contemporary of Mozart.
In later life he went clinically insane because no matter his hard work, he could never produce such works of beauty.
Thank you
Any thing that keeps him from gambling…
What about racquetball?
I just realized the pride flag on Holt's desk. How did I never see that
“Now I know how Salieri felt.” lmao.
Mere C At least Holt is worthy to be God’s instrument 😂
4:46-4:58 Jake is having the time of his life whole Amy and Holt just look at him annoyed, I LOVE IT😂👏
Holt has such a wide stance at 4:46 it's crazy...
One of the funnies characters on tv today...can never get enough of this guy...
You forgot about elaborate Halloween heists!
"Because no one will ever believe you" 😀😀
why does the dancing guy say “cOp” as if it’s an insult, yes very good insult “MaN”
Cause cops are donkeys
@Ryan W smart american here saying that man is dumb
him calling holt a "pig" would have been a little more realistic but would have ruined the the feel of the scene
Carl Friedrich Gauss was _undeniably_ cool.
Is that the rifle dude?
@@derekhandson351 he was a German mathematician and physicist who made huge contributions to those fields. Don't know if he did anything related to rifles.
@@derekhandson351 no, but he formulated the mathematical equations that describes the effects of magnetic acceleration, the same principles that power a coil gun.
The fact that jake TWICE missed the chance of seeing and capturing holt dance🥲🤌
Holt would make the bestest baddest most evilest supervillain ever
What about Holt’s unmatched skill at building balloon arches
Funny that Holt definitely had the picture taken with the express intent of torturing Jake with it
The dance at 1:50 is iconic
The poker episode was so good, I couldn't see through Holt's tell until Jake figured it out. Holt uses contractions in his sentences when he's lying.
I don't know what's better: The rainbow organized folders or the rainbow flag on his desk...
Pizza toss is taking the hoop from around your waist/hips, then throwing it up. The dirty pizza toss is even harder, as it begins at the floor, and you need to throw it above your head... with your feet.
I love Jake’s love for capturing Holt doing anything remotely “unique” LMAO (referring to the dancing, hula hooping, etc. Really anything he wouldn’t expect from Holt)
Honestly, if it came out that Holt was on the spectrum, not only would it not be surprising in the least but I'm pretty sure it'd be one of the most realistic and positive depictions of it in all media.
Thanks to Charles I always whisper "the hand is the middle man" while salting my scrambled eggs.
I want captain Hotls and Titus Andromedon and show together like yesterday
If Holt ever did trip over an uneven sidewalk, he would say “oh, my”
Jake’s face when he said “you call that dancing” is priceless
Wait a second
JAKE DOESN'T THINK GAUSS IS COOL?!
Holt's tell: Contractions. e.g. You're
And also moving the bottom of his mouth.
Grilled ham and cheese sandwich. Ffs the french have fancy names for everything. 😂
Damn Holt is a savage when it comes to poker, hot damn.
Rhonda Shwarma 🤩🤩 Jake at his best when it comes to coming up with made up names 😀😍😍
I love these scenese but at the dancing competition, when the DJ announces a rumba, the music is not a rumba and no one is dancing anything that looks like a rumba - it bugs me every time!
4:45 gets me EVERYTIME😂😂😂
You forgot the most important hobby... BOOOOONE!
I was hoping him flirting with the receptionist was gonna be on here lol
"Who is he"
Most underrated line of the show loll
I'm just waiting for the day that Holt can play poker with Yumeko Jabami
9:55 gives him hat 10:01 were is the hat
Haha " why is my phone always dead, I paid 15 bucks for it"
8:00 damn it eugene you sold me out
Hilarious
Chef Boyle and Captain Holt are the worst partners together lmao
Holt is the best character is this show the character is so good
1:15 283 unanswered texts?
There is an imposter among us
"your dress makes you look like a mermaid"
😂💞
Captain Holt is essentially a Starfleet Captain
'you call that dancing'
Jake's reaction 💯
that last line was "this guy FUCKS" in the first script and i will die on this hill
Boooooonnnnneeeee?!?!?!?
I actually liked the "fight club" idea of Gina.
Just pause the video and take to 1:18. :) That look...
1:50 Holt dancing to Freakazoid by Midnight Star, never expected to see that
I wanna join Razzmatazz
which episode is the scrambled egg one
Season 2 episode 9
I will ALWAYS love the hula-hoop scene. The situation diffusion makes me cringe SO HARD.
Holt is soooo underrated!!!!!!
Holt is the best, he loves them like a father