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  • @StichTV
    @StichTV 4 года назад +1346

    Should have added him saying the entire website URL.

    • @markeye2043
      @markeye2043 4 года назад +58

      I can imagine his reaction to the line when he read the script

  • @andrewmccullough9334
    @andrewmccullough9334 3 года назад

    Hands down the greatest character on B99

  • @mantaship
    @mantaship 4 года назад +1679

    This did not include him reacting to his podium being moved 1.5" and yelling, "This is CRAZY! How'd you pull this off?!"

    • @noticeable_difference7340
      @noticeable_difference7340 4 года назад +11

      i love that moment so much haha

    • @samuraijesus7871
      @samuraijesus7871 4 года назад +65

      Wasn't it half an inch? I'm not completely sure so I could be wrong.

    • @gurglequeen433
      @gurglequeen433 4 года назад +23

      @@samuraijesus7871 it was half an inch, only because Amy kept freaking out about Jake moving it.

    • @johndough007
      @johndough007 4 года назад +2

      Half inch

    • @doodoo5594
      @doodoo5594 4 года назад +3

      that moment is so good 🤣🤣

  • @belleanndm
    @belleanndm 4 года назад +679

    the ‘mHmhMmhMmmhMm’ followed by boyles “I KNEW IT” will never not be my favourite thing

    • @miroku2473
      @miroku2473 4 года назад +23

      I feel the same about Boyles Diane Weast infection 💀💀 like YEAS-

    • @emmaray6215
      @emmaray6215 4 года назад +3

      Darius slater, 😐

  • @deedees844
    @deedees844 4 года назад +2023

    Captain Dad is a treasure.

    • @jam7768
      @jam7768 4 года назад +38

      “nevermind, im teaching father the math!!”

    • @emmaray6215
      @emmaray6215 4 года назад +16

      “Whatever Rosa!”

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 3 года назад +3

      a National Treasure

    • @Byeahman
      @Byeahman 3 года назад +2

      I HAVE TO TEACH FATHER THE MATH!!

    • @chiggybungu8881
      @chiggybungu8881 3 года назад +1

      *officer dad

  • @imwatchinberniemac
    @imwatchinberniemac 4 года назад +2307

    If ‘boooonnnnneeeeee’ isn’t number one I’m burning this list to the ground
    edit: I’m burning this list to the ground

    • @ScottK7048
      @ScottK7048 4 года назад +36

      Was gonna like this but it's at 69 likes and I just can't ruin that

    • @imwatchinberniemac
      @imwatchinberniemac 4 года назад +26

      Scott I respect that

    • @Segwo
      @Segwo 4 года назад +13

      anthony reed 94 other people didn’t tho.

    • @jamescompas2329
      @jamescompas2329 4 года назад +17

      Are these numbered though?!

    • @orengk2443
      @orengk2443 4 года назад +6

      Thanks for the heads up, saved me the utter disagreement with this list

  • @SunnySunny-ts1ec
    @SunnySunny-ts1ec 4 года назад +546

    *“Your blood pressure is normal.”*
    *“NORMAL? Take it again🙂.”*
    So extra 😂😂

  • @fangirlfortheages5940
    @fangirlfortheages5940 4 года назад +562

    “My hands a covered in BUTTER from making BUTTER” most underrated line

    • @taylorbrewing
      @taylorbrewing 4 года назад +2

      fangirlfortheages loveeeee it

    • @veronika.5775
      @veronika.5775 3 года назад +1

      I've never understood it :((

    • @HayatoEvoker
      @HayatoEvoker Год назад

      @@veronika.5775 his hands were covered in butter from making butter, it's right there

  • @koushalsadavarte5038
    @koushalsadavarte5038 4 года назад +203

    Yes, Kevin, they moved it an entire half inch.

  • @natalieh1323
    @natalieh1323 4 года назад +327

    Holt, Kevin and Cheddar make an adorable family. (Plus Jake as their adopted son)

    • @Sweet_Venom0027
      @Sweet_Venom0027 4 года назад +22

      Are you not even counting Amy as an adopted daughter?!!!
      Come on.

    • @MYPERWIRA
      @MYPERWIRA 4 года назад +12

      @@Sweet_Venom0027 how about adopted daughter-in-law? Is that a thing?

    • @largesoda1729
      @largesoda1729 4 года назад +4

      @@Sweet_Venom0027 That makes Amy Jake's sis...

    • @starmix4349
      @starmix4349 4 года назад +6

      **SWEET HOME ALABAMA**

    • @thefredbearfiles1305
      @thefredbearfiles1305 3 года назад

      @@largesoda1729 Isnt that what we call - Incest?

  • @Diedela
    @Diedela 4 года назад +135

    10. There is
    9. No possible
    8. Way of
    7. Ranking all
    6. Of Holt’s amazing
    5. Moments
    4. Every one
    3. Is special in
    2. Their own way
    1. BOO O O O ONNNNNNNEE E E E

  • @lilcurry9082
    @lilcurry9082 4 года назад +370

    "BOOOOOONE"

    • @Satherian
      @Satherian 4 года назад +12

      BOoOoOoOoNE?

    • @mirarobin4096
      @mirarobin4096 4 года назад +5

      the second one has to be the absolute best

  • @Jingles6466
    @Jingles6466 4 года назад +382

    "i've killed myself"
    "I'm a human, i'm a human male"
    "YOU TOOK THE WRONG FLUFFLY BOY"

    • @binitoooo
      @binitoooo 2 года назад

      this has 369 likes so take my reply as a like

  • @RealAzK
    @RealAzK 4 года назад +141

    I've seen too many of these videos so i'm not even gonna watch, i just opened it cause i thought i'd drop in and say
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!?!??!?!?!?

    • @hadymansour2135
      @hadymansour2135 4 года назад +10

      Hhhow dare you detective Diaz, I'm your superior OFFICER !!!

    • @wisho-ro4305
      @wisho-ro4305 4 года назад

      Booooooooooone!

  • @louiswerling4401
    @louiswerling4401 4 года назад +496

    Still think that Raymond in the Kangol hat should be on this

    • @bc-qm3rz
      @bc-qm3rz 4 года назад +18

      Whoop whoop

    • @MaryEllenBrown
      @MaryEllenBrown 4 года назад +10

      Bryan Chen yes whoop whoop raymond in the kangol

    • @sdpsspdpsa1877
      @sdpsspdpsa1877 4 года назад +6

      title of your sextant tape

    • @lynnechau6247
      @lynnechau6247 4 года назад

      J4y yes.

    • @ocean6828
      @ocean6828 4 года назад +1

      J4y you stole my comment before I even made it!

  • @kendeng9828
    @kendeng9828 4 года назад +142

    I can just hear it right now.
    “BBBOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!”

  • @notsocheeryo2195
    @notsocheeryo2195 4 года назад +87

    "NOTHING! Just- eating some marshmallows, care for one?"
    "*marshed mallow-*"
    lmao he's the best

  • @EphPhaThaINC
    @EphPhaThaINC 4 года назад +284

    “You’ve been needling poor Peralta so much that you have practically needled him a new suit.”
    “Needled him a new suit? Even when we’re fighting, you’re hilarious. Stop it. Stop it!”

  • @meryemdafir7572
    @meryemdafir7572 4 года назад +378

    That dislike is from Wuntch's ghost.

  • @just_will9970
    @just_will9970 4 года назад +128

    “The Oopsie doodle.”

  • @fangirlfortheages5940
    @fangirlfortheages5940 4 года назад +120

    Don’t you mean every moment with Captain Holt?

  • @RamiroR22
    @RamiroR22 4 года назад +40

    That vindicaTIOOOOOOOONNNNN line always got me weak af 😂😂😂😂

  • @igors7398
    @igors7398 4 года назад +75

    The “BOOOOOONE” part gets me everytime, Andre is such a comedy legend already

  • @orengk2443
    @orengk2443 4 года назад +45

    Okay, but where is the dance routine that he and Terry did? I mean, come on!

  • @Raineraine999
    @Raineraine999 4 года назад +48

    When Scully said captain hard to read when he was clearly angry with him lol.

  • @mariejame1101
    @mariejame1101 4 года назад +118

    No "Yaas Queen?" :(

    • @sagejennings4342
      @sagejennings4342 4 года назад +4

      "Yas queen..............*snap*"

    • @seanmaxwell3319
      @seanmaxwell3319 3 года назад

      The *snap is the essence of the line. The most important. It MAKES it!

  • @hayaalany9796
    @hayaalany9796 4 года назад +69

    “Turn the other cheek, which I recently learned it’s about faces not butts” 😂😂

  • @aoifefitzgerald7379
    @aoifefitzgerald7379 4 года назад +42

    I find it encouraging that when it got to the BOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEE scene I was able to recite the whole thing. No joke, I stood up, went over to my mirror and acted out the scene it was fascinating

  • @drartemisa21
    @drartemisa21 4 года назад +28

    This comment section just proves that everything Holt does is hilarious and I love it.

  • @tudjxsnld5077
    @tudjxsnld5077 4 года назад +55

    IM TEACHING FATHER THE MATH

  • @ArsxnIV
    @ArsxnIV 3 года назад +15

    I love when Jake locks him in his office and brags saying that Holt will never break the window, so Holt throws a tv through the glass before he even finishes the sentence.

  • @callumholt2737
    @callumholt2737 4 года назад +41

    This will always be strange for me, as my grandad was called Raymond Holt

  • @vardaandeepsingh9399
    @vardaandeepsingh9399 4 года назад +21

    4:26
    10/10 on pronunciation of Rósa Diaz

  • @leedsjoegeoguessr8789
    @leedsjoegeoguessr8789 4 года назад +19

    "Hello Kevin, it's me.. Raymond Holt"

  • @alevsener2
    @alevsener2 4 года назад +13

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

  • @Mp-bu7zx
    @Mp-bu7zx 4 года назад +44

    “How dare you detective DIAZ!”

  • @dereklasker5350
    @dereklasker5350 4 года назад +28

    Bro where’s “YOU TOOK THE WRONG FLUFFY BOI”

  • @derrickwhite5996
    @derrickwhite5996 4 года назад +8

    ¨VIN-DI-CATIOOOOOONNNNN¨ simply the greatest most funniest captain holt line

  • @Jamie-kk5fq
    @Jamie-kk5fq 4 года назад +31

    9:18 rosa breaks character

  • @Satherian
    @Satherian 4 года назад +40

    9:17 You can see Rosa trying to hide her smile

  • @tbtunes_
    @tbtunes_ 4 года назад +40

    Captain Da- I mean holt is great

  • @cucumberwatermelon
    @cucumberwatermelon 4 года назад +14

    My favorite has to be:
    Ding dong the Wunsch is dead,
    *BAGGELLSS!*

  • @EphPhaThaINC
    @EphPhaThaINC 4 года назад +28

    *Ahhhhh choooo*
    “Santiago, are you hiding in the bathroom with a dog that you are deathly allergic to?”
    *opes door*
    “Occupied.”

  • @hubertmarciniak6456
    @hubertmarciniak6456 4 года назад +11

    I love how devastated Holt looks when Rosa says „Wuntch time took you all night...?”.

  • @41tinman41
    @41tinman41 3 года назад +7

    I love that Rosa teased Amy about Holt being a father figure when in reality she too views Holt as a solid parental figure.

  • @KareemAbduljaCobb
    @KareemAbduljaCobb 4 года назад +15

    I love him. One of the funniest characters off all-time for me.

  • @jakespiegler5006
    @jakespiegler5006 4 года назад +10

    “The sugar in this, is quite sweet” will always be my favorite line

  • @kanhakale4781
    @kanhakale4781 4 года назад +29

    meep morp I'm first

  • @appalachianrenegade7172
    @appalachianrenegade7172 4 года назад +20

    8:35 VINDICATION!!!!

    • @emmaray6215
      @emmaray6215 4 года назад

      Yeah that arc was just wrong

  • @AriaKyuKyu
    @AriaKyuKyu 4 года назад +24

    2:00 that never gets old xD

  • @Raineraine999
    @Raineraine999 4 года назад +7

    A good one was when he said like when muntch sees deodorant I ain't buying it😂😂😂

  • @brent3522
    @brent3522 3 года назад +3

    "Like what Madeline said when she saw deodorant: 'I'm not buying it'"
    "As God said when Wuntch tried to sneak past the Gates of Heaven: 'it ain't happening, honey'"
    Best lines by Holt EVER lol

  • @whapakwhapak
    @whapakwhapak 4 года назад +10

    BOOOOOONNEEEE!!!!

  • @moony3083
    @moony3083 3 года назад +2

    *I WAS TRYING SOMETHING AND IT DIDNT WORK!*

  • @randomguy9740
    @randomguy9740 4 года назад +7

    Now we just need a ten hour compilation of holt screaming “BOOOOOOOOOONE”

    • @dylankrejci9965
      @dylankrejci9965 2 года назад

      Instead of time cuts, just an uncut 40 minutes of him ranting

  • @aaronkelly8725
    @aaronkelly8725 4 года назад +9

    Ive mastered all the moves

  • @mishakapadia4439
    @mishakapadia4439 4 года назад +33

    Robot captain. Meep morp. Zarp. Robot.

  • @kristinewongba2840
    @kristinewongba2840 4 года назад +6

    Petty Captain Raymond Holt is the best of Captain Raymond Holt 😂

  • @lucaskennington9101
    @lucaskennington9101 3 года назад +2

    The fact that Amy is late, and by speculating over it the squad is not working, making them essentially late too.

  • @amna3921
    @amna3921 3 года назад +4

    Rosa went from never being able to "read the guy" to crying with him. And that's character development.

  • @thelonewolf7443
    @thelonewolf7443 4 года назад +4

    Blood pressure... normal? Take it again 🧐

  • @BillySummers24
    @BillySummers24 3 года назад +4

    "Normal, Take it again." You cannot understand how much I love this line. 8:02

  • @markeye2043
    @markeye2043 4 года назад +6

    DANCING CAPTIAN!
    DANCING CAPTIAN!

  • @mikedodd7378
    @mikedodd7378 3 года назад +2

    9:41 that is the most terrifying stare of disappointment and anger that ur parents can give you

  • @megavore97
    @megavore97 4 года назад +2

    My favourite will always be
    “You should have brought an umbrella”
    “Oh my god tell him why”
    “CAUSE THERE’S A SH**STORM GON’ RAIN DOWN ON YOU”

  • @fuzzycuddlebearthatsmells2746
    @fuzzycuddlebearthatsmells2746 4 года назад +9

    Pictures of Holt hula-hooping should be used to cure depression

  • @donneto7686
    @donneto7686 4 года назад +4

    That slight neck movement when he said “what did you say?” is gold😂

    • @bemasaberwyn55
      @bemasaberwyn55 4 года назад +2

      The squeak from Melissa makes his comment better

  • @80sMoviesRule1
    @80sMoviesRule1 3 года назад +2

    Boyle guessing right is just the universe in perfect harmony 🤣

  • @alexandrahickey7065
    @alexandrahickey7065 4 года назад +4

    Marshed mellow

  • @DarkKing009
    @DarkKing009 4 года назад +4

    "I am teaching father the math". Gets me everytime

  • @trevorwandler8378
    @trevorwandler8378 4 года назад +4

    Love it when they call him dad.

  • @Pyrozeen26
    @Pyrozeen26 4 года назад +2

    At 9:17 stephanie cant hold her laugh xd

  • @DJShadesUK
    @DJShadesUK 4 года назад +2

    No matter how many times I see it the 21 minutes "BoOoOoOoOone!" cracks me up every time.

  • @marianaaviles7993
    @marianaaviles7993 4 года назад +1

    WUNTCH TIME IS OVER! boom did it, had it both ways, no regrets!

  • @courtenayt.429
    @courtenayt.429 4 года назад +3

    BOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEE

  • @miissraiinbow
    @miissraiinbow 4 года назад +2

    The momps episode is honeslty my favourite Holt and Jake moment

  • @staceymcguire5030
    @staceymcguire5030 3 года назад +1

    4:30 I love how she said “Rosa Diaz’” with an accent 😂

  • @tomascatanese1248
    @tomascatanese1248 3 года назад +1

    Captain Holt is probably my favorite sitcom character ever, and that’s saying a lot

  • @Dazza2113
    @Dazza2113 4 года назад +1

    We need a spin-off of Holt in his earlier days with the NYPD.

  • @Beisenterg
    @Beisenterg 3 года назад +1

    "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • @El_Bueno
    @El_Bueno 4 года назад +2

    "Why's my phone always dead!? I paid $13 for it!"

  • @himamshuravi2626
    @himamshuravi2626 4 года назад +2

    Season 7 had the best holt moments

  • @WhiteWolf496
    @WhiteWolf496 4 года назад +6

    Many of Holt's actual funniest moments happen in seasons 5, 6 and especially 7.
    None of these are from those seasons.

    • @TheRealXoph
      @TheRealXoph 4 года назад

      WhiteWolf496 his interactions with Rosa in the Ding Dong episode in season 7, gold dust!!!!

  • @rndmshow
    @rndmshow 3 года назад +1

    Where's Holt pretending to be straight

  • @nesh2118
    @nesh2118 4 года назад +1

    “Is it possible that the test will say, “no flaws”?”
    “mm, yeah”
    “Good. I can’t wait to take the test”
    LMAO

  • @43_dhruvnegi49
    @43_dhruvnegi49 4 года назад +2

    "hunnnn huuhuhuhuhuu hehuhuehuehueheuehuehue"

  • @peteheigelfishing
    @peteheigelfishing 4 года назад +1

    Unfortunately the funniest things were missing... where he talks about the open door as a metaphor would’ve been my favorite!

  • @tekashik9399
    @tekashik9399 4 года назад +1

    Idk y when he said William wonka I died in the one ep in season 7

  • @theduke5355
    @theduke5355 4 года назад +1

    How did the “BONE!” Moment not make #1???

  • @gpk560
    @gpk560 4 года назад +1

    wheres him singing derek along with a birthday dance

  • @urielpablo1619
    @urielpablo1619 4 года назад +1

    What's the song of the dance off?

  • @seananderson3257
    @seananderson3257 4 года назад

    WUNCH TIME IS OVER, HAHA BOOM DID IT....No regrets 🤣🤣🤣every time it gets me

  • @thedoor43
    @thedoor43 4 года назад

    MY WIFE WAS MURDERED BY A MAN IN A YELLOW SWEATER!! IT'S THE ONE CASE I CAN'T SOLVE!
    I cant believe that wasnt in this.

  • @hadymansour2135
    @hadymansour2135 4 года назад +1

    "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE?!!"

  • @warrenw3312
    @warrenw3312 3 года назад +1

    "BOONNEEEE!!!" Gets me everytime! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @benglaser1345
    @benglaser1345 3 года назад

    10: Terrible Robot, wear a tie
    9: Marshed Mallow
    8: BOOOOOONNNNNEEEEE!?!?
    7: No one will ever believe you
    6: Wunchtime is over (had it both ways, no regrets)
    5: you call that "dancing"?
    4: No one can read Holt (I lost many photo albums of treasured memories)
    3: Gina's Personality Test
    2: VINDICATION!
    1: Predicting Amy's Lateness

  • @kennethsatria6607
    @kennethsatria6607 3 года назад

    Huh more of them did start wearing ties, I never noticed that.

  • @archiekerr9435
    @archiekerr9435 4 года назад +1

    i wish he’d stayed so robotic and uptight. by the end of the show he was kind of a goofball and it regressed his character

    • @antignis777
      @antignis777 4 года назад +4

      I think that actually shows a growth in character. Nothing in his life made him feel like he could just be himself. So he created this stoic demeanor to avoid as much discrimination as possible growing up and moving through the police ranks. His robotic and uptight behaviour was partially due to a meandering life of turmoil. Where being as apathetic as possible was his only defense.

  • @zantiago393
    @zantiago393 4 года назад

    man!, the add starts just before wunch time is over?... naaaah, that was low

  • @bean8809
    @bean8809 3 года назад

    VindicaTIONNNNNNNN
    I’m not sue I spelled it right so🤷🏼‍♀️