Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative

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  • @404_11
    @404_11 8 лет назад +9986

    0:25 I like it how the corner cutting machine uses a different diamond for each cut.

    • @isaiahdaniels5643
      @isaiahdaniels5643 8 лет назад +1743

      The pinnacle of efficiency.

    • @nytpu
      @nytpu 8 лет назад +483

      +Brandon Burrows The Pinnacle of cheapness as well, sense it dumps them in a pit afterwards

    • @durgno9478
      @durgno9478 8 лет назад +278

      +Alex Gentilucci its aperture science they have 10 times the money as Scrooge mc fucking duck

    • @XSturb
      @XSturb 8 лет назад +67

      Hahaha, Nice catch!

    • @Stolskai
      @Stolskai 7 лет назад +287

      Nah, Cave pays the bills around there so if he says he wants to use moon rocks for panels and diamonds to cut those panels then that's whats going to happen

  • @Spudtron98
    @Spudtron98 10 лет назад +13071

    I love how Aperture’s reaction to losing money is not to change their practices to something more efficient... but to go out and scam the fuck out of other universes.

    • @afork2600
      @afork2600 6 лет назад +777

      when in doubt: scam other universes

    • @MacGuyver85
      @MacGuyver85 4 года назад +353

      Sounds like what most companies end up doing to their customers!

    • @rubystickmc8354
      @rubystickmc8354 4 года назад +207

      They just took my very creative test chamber :(

    • @d3iviz600
      @d3iviz600 4 года назад +241

      @@rubystickmc8354 Look at that sad octopus hehe..

    • @pooplooser6497
      @pooplooser6497 4 года назад +99

      That's a "give the lemons back" if I've ever seen one

  • @aplix747
    @aplix747 4 года назад +1960

    I genuinely believe every game needs a map maker like this.

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 3 года назад +93

      Every game defined partially by their level design, you mean. Completely story based games don't need them, but platformers, puzzlers, FPS games, etc. should. Can't build de_dust2 in a game if it doesn't have a level editor.

    • @FoxCoffee.
      @FoxCoffee. 2 года назад +10

      @@beebfajeejy yeah, but it's pretty archeic

    • @Vitoreo
      @Vitoreo 2 года назад +5

      @@beebfajeejy Hammer is source only.

    • @SnrubSource
      @SnrubSource 2 года назад +11

      @@ashtonhoward5582 eh i don't know, Half-Life 2 is a story-heavy FPS and there are a ton of good custom campaigns.

    • @SurmenianSoldier
      @SurmenianSoldier 2 года назад +1

      @@SnrubSource it has a bunch of good mechanics and design

  • @NeutralObjections
    @NeutralObjections 10 лет назад +7175

    "So, time for a cheaper approach! Allow me to introduce... THE MULTIVERSE."
    Uh... Mr. Johnson?

    • @2VeryIceyGaming
      @2VeryIceyGaming 7 лет назад +405

      SHOOSH! IT ISN'T THE REAL ONE
      HE DIDN'T SAY "CHARIOTS CHARIOTS"

    • @rabbitpiet7182
      @rabbitpiet7182 5 лет назад +198

      That moon dust getting to you Mr.johnson?

    • @SolarKid123
      @SolarKid123 4 года назад +76

      Umm this was before the alternate Cave’s came into the picture

    • @froggygoblin6514
      @froggygoblin6514 4 года назад +64

      He use 4 diamonds to cut a thing smaller

    • @kubbley_5277
      @kubbley_5277 4 года назад +59

      He's already 4 parallel universes ahead of us

  • @AnachronisticALLOS2401
    @AnachronisticALLOS2401 8 лет назад +1921

    I've only just realized that what Cave said about his father was a reference to the fact that J.K. Simmons plays Professor Burke in the Farmers Insurance commercials.

    • @SamsterClone
      @SamsterClone 8 лет назад +29

      Yay thanks for the tidbit m8 :

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 4 года назад +33

      Uhh... Has he been doing those for a whole decade? That's one good gig if so...

    • @userNULL
      @userNULL 3 года назад +8

      @@SomeRUclipsTraveler Yes, yes he has

    • @Willie_Pete_Was_Here
      @Willie_Pete_Was_Here 3 года назад +2

      @Victor Luigi Whiplash

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 3 года назад +12

      He knows a thing or two because he’s Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science.

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 7 лет назад +6741

    It all makes sense now! Just as they tricked those alternate Apertures into building test chambers at their own expense, they've tricked _us_ into _designing_ them for free by marketing the venture to us as a game! The whole _Portal_ franchise has been a ploy to get free test chamber blueprints! :O!

    • @conni-bun
      @conni-bun 5 лет назад +375

      we made portal 3

    • @317pboqyc2c6oemvkkcwcncckykq
      @317pboqyc2c6oemvkkcwcncckykq 5 лет назад +85

      Yes, We knew that already. You didn’t know? :p

    • @jinx1987
      @jinx1987 5 лет назад +10

      ExoBot343 OH HOLY CRAP!!!! 🤯

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 5 лет назад +73

      We are the Communityverse, or the.. University?

    • @olzhas1one755
      @olzhas1one755 4 года назад +102

      The scariest part is that this might actually be true. I mean, we may not be the Prime Earth, but some other one which Cave Johnson rips off

  • @JeffrevinYT
    @JeffrevinYT 7 лет назад +681

    "Well- that's a corner cutting machine, we obviously cut them there."
    That one always cracks me up.

    • @WalleBot
      @WalleBot 2 года назад +38

      Even funnier, the "corner cutting machine" is using one diamond per corner-cut, and then discarding each diamond, and Cave Johnson wonders why they are almost bankrupt

  • @Meep3692
    @Meep3692 8 лет назад +2639

    At Aperture Science, work consists mostly of whapping the control key repeatedly.

    • @thunderclap113
      @thunderclap113 8 лет назад +106

      Cave Johnson must be a CTRL Freak xD

    • @crasu3226
      @crasu3226 8 лет назад +30

      His Father's Father's Father's Father's Father's Father's Father's Father's Father's Father's Father must have been a CTRL fan.

    • @poiuytrewq4645
      @poiuytrewq4645 7 лет назад +8

      gradiosaurs and his father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father was a CTRL fan and a CTRL freak.

    • @poiuytrewq4645
      @poiuytrewq4645 7 лет назад

      Thunderclap oi you forgot a full stop every reply on this comment has one FIX IT.

    • @dynamitedinosaur4601
      @dynamitedinosaur4601 7 лет назад +5

      Hah. using the CTRL key for Binary or something.

  • @crob187
    @crob187 10 лет назад +1812

    1:18 "Ctrl-Ctrl-Ctrl-Ctrl-Ctrl-Ctrl"

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii 5 лет назад +526

    Cave Johnson: “Get back to work.”
    Employee: *commits plagiarism*

    • @bottinator22
      @bottinator22 4 года назад +2

      by rebuilding one of the test chambers earlier on

    • @Blik10
      @Blik10 3 года назад +3

      Not plagiarism if you're stealing from yourself!

    • @craycraywolf6726
      @craycraywolf6726 3 года назад +1

      "Honestly Caroline what do I pay these people for?"

    • @IntenseLast
      @IntenseLast Год назад

      I believe this employee and the Cave Johnson narrating the video might be in a universe separate from the Portal 2 singleplayer campaign.

    • @pochiluis0570
      @pochiluis0570 Год назад +2

      Considering how inefficiently they do their stuff, how most of the workers seem to not be doing anything in the video and how comically incompetent the aperture laboratories seem to be in general. I can actually see cases of employee’s coping each other’s blueprints and designs happening in universe.

  • @agungprastisthasurya80
    @agungprastisthasurya80 4 года назад +4436

    Cave Johnson: Introduces multiverse.
    Cave Johnson in another universe: Hates Spider-Man.

    • @gentaillahi6153
      @gentaillahi6153 4 года назад +188

      Cave Johnson in another universe too: Intimidate some music club drummer boy

    • @saulesalejos4483
      @saulesalejos4483 4 года назад +156

      Cave Jhonson in another universe: He is an anthropomorphic lion, president of the most important city.

    • @skyehannah8388
      @skyehannah8388 4 года назад +33

      @@saulesalejos4483 I JUST LEGIT FIGURED THAT OUT WHEN REWATCHING THAT THIS WEEK. mind....blown.....

    • @EsKpistOne
      @EsKpistOne 4 года назад +70

      Cave Johnson in another universe: Somehow an anthropomorphic yak with some cool chain-swords

    • @LiamTolentino
      @LiamTolentino 4 года назад +78

      Cave Johnson in another universe: Master airbender training the new avatar

  • @The7wc
    @The7wc 10 лет назад +685

    0:55
    $ = Hardened lumps of kelp
    Percentage of peanut dust in atmosphere: 34%
    Soylent Green made of: LOBSTER

    • @Bananappleboy
      @Bananappleboy 4 года назад +10

      Nice alternate universe earth.

    • @ThatOneGuy-qw1xx
      @ThatOneGuy-qw1xx 3 года назад +5

      There’s also a donut earth.

    • @arduous222
      @arduous222 3 года назад +15

      Soylent Green is LOBSTERS! sounds much better. I mean, the dominant sentient species of that planet is not lobster.

    • @megameerkat2634
      @megameerkat2634 3 года назад +4

      @@arduous222 it has also *opens sheet* DOUBLED in price! I don't care how good it tastes it's costing more than lobster! We're gonna have to go back to fish sticks.

  • @zym5435
    @zym5435 8 лет назад +249

    1:13 you can see the thief from the valentine's day episode spinning in his chair lovingly cradling his diamond here. Nice throwback! :)

  • @LittleWasp
    @LittleWasp 3 года назад +72

    Oh, my goodness. I only just noticed that the corner cutting machine cuts corners using diamonds, and it uses and discards a diamond for each corner it cuts. That's amazing.

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex Год назад +5

      plus the fact that it's not even necessary in the first place since the mold could be smaller.

  • @craftboy338
    @craftboy338 4 года назад +172

    I had so much fun with this software. Designing my own portal levels was somehow incredibly satisfying.

    • @Mega-Brick
      @Mega-Brick 2 года назад +11

      I remember when this came out and I was bored in class, I'd start sketching-up designs for when I got home.

    • @SonicMaster519
      @SonicMaster519 2 года назад +10

      @@Mega-Brick Sounds like back in the day when I'd sketch levels in class for possible Mario levels

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 Год назад +2

      Wow so I'm not the only one?

    • @craftboy338
      @craftboy338 Год назад +2

      @@mrscruffles801 judging by the thousands of user generated levels available, I'd say no

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 Год назад +2

      @@craftboy338 I probably still have old map sketches from when I was in high school.

  • @CognizantCheddar
    @CognizantCheddar 10 лет назад +1447

    lol the corner-cutting machine is just throwing aside 'used'
    diamonds for the diamond-edge laser (or whatever).
    "And now we're almost bankrupt."
    Yeah? No shit, Cave.

    • @moontrooper2587
      @moontrooper2587 4 года назад +39

      The reason why he’s going bankrupt is he’s conning himself into making test chambers for other hims through other Apertures.

    • @rbvfeehfbudenrj
      @rbvfeehfbudenrj 4 года назад +17

      My guys really responded to a 6 year old comment

    • @stholtzinwinter1155
      @stholtzinwinter1155 4 года назад +4

      Yeap. Yeap we are.

    • @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544
      @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 4 года назад

      GM3210 not ones that big though

    • @mstech-gamingandmore1827
      @mstech-gamingandmore1827 4 года назад +1

      @GM3210 And since Aperture does everything from scratch, they must have plenty of those!

  • @yektako
    @yektako 8 лет назад +1252

    Is there a universe where Half-Life 3 is created?

    • @FatrickAteman
      @FatrickAteman 8 лет назад +137

      little octopus gabe newel made eight-half lives but then again that was the same universe where hitler won

    • @anhilliator1
      @anhilliator1 8 лет назад +122

      No. However, in one universe, Cave actually buys out Black Mesa, renames it "Blappeture Mesa," and then stops the research of the Xen crystals and basically prevents Half-Life ever happens.

    • @RedAtelier
      @RedAtelier 7 лет назад +22

      If you believe the multiverse theory then yes.

    • @TerryTerius
      @TerryTerius 7 лет назад +7

      Insane-inator given Cave's complete disregard for human life, I'm not necessarily sure.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 7 лет назад +4

      he could have done it out of spite towards his competitors

  • @jaxer6893
    @jaxer6893 8 лет назад +458

    1:25 Am I the only one who noticed that test is an actual test in the Portal 2 campaign?

    • @adamlapidus4420
      @adamlapidus4420 7 лет назад +3

      What about the others?

    • @dynamitedinosaur4601
      @dynamitedinosaur4601 7 лет назад +15

      None of the others are.

    • @BaileyP2SR
      @BaileyP2SR 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah cube momentum. One of my least faves lol

    • @Litebikeman97
      @Litebikeman97 6 лет назад +14

      Isn't that the test from the first chapter that wasn't in the first game?

    • @BaileyP2SR
      @BaileyP2SR 6 лет назад +2

      theres a couple of those but yes it wasnt in the first game

  • @megabyte112
    @megabyte112 4 года назад +191

    1:18
    *Would you like to turn on sticky keys?*

  • @amongussus
    @amongussus 4 года назад +854

    “Why are they agreeing to do this?”
    “They’re not, we’re tricking them.”
    -Cave Johnson

    • @thehydrogenattheendoftheun2703
      @thehydrogenattheendoftheun2703 3 года назад +7

      Best. Line. Ever.

    • @engineergaming4453
      @engineergaming4453 3 года назад +19

      yeah so ye see i was using my new blueprint to build a level 4 sentreh but someone changed it and I accidentally built a giant room with white walls in the middle of the battlefield

    • @icedchqi
      @icedchqi 3 года назад

      @@engineergaming4453 did they have to use an uber to take down the test chamber, as well as blow you into pieces?

    • @FlamingZelda3
      @FlamingZelda3 3 года назад +1

      Trump trying to get mexico to pay for a wall 5 years ago

    • @icedchqi
      @icedchqi 3 года назад

      @@FlamingZelda3 p o l i t i c s

  • @UristBeardhammer
    @UristBeardhammer 10 лет назад +248

    Truly, Cave Johnson was the greatest of men, a paragon unmatched by any other.
    Except, you know, all the other Caves Johnsons across the multiverse.

  • @itsclemtime2357
    @itsclemtime2357 3 года назад +76

    I know it’s been a decade, but god this animation is amazing.

    • @alial3437
      @alial3437 8 месяцев назад

      Especially, that sad little octopus. He he...

  • @LPBelligerentsGaming
    @LPBelligerentsGaming 10 лет назад +358

    All hail the sentient cloud.

  • @systemreb00ted
    @systemreb00ted 4 года назад +26

    *"Everytime I look like at our Test Chamber production line, I am reminded of my father. Now, he wasn't a scientist, just a simple farmer- A professor of farming at the local farm collage! Never farmed a day in his life, but his theories of farming are the backbone of this company."*

  • @maybeher0
    @maybeher0 7 лет назад +64

    1:34
    "TEST II"
    ...
    Yes, Valve, we get it, we ARE Wheatleys.

  • @Akitaar
    @Akitaar 8 месяцев назад +67

    Film companies when they run out of ideas 0:39

  • @jackmintz1695
    @jackmintz1695 5 лет назад +31

    Aperture, so cheap we opened the MULTIVERSE to outsource testing.

  • @mr.endermite2175
    @mr.endermite2175 10 лет назад +234

    Look at that sad little octopus. Heh heh.

  • @faithestherr
    @faithestherr 6 лет назад +23

    I’ve seen a guy looking at something on a blurred screen, I’ve seen a guy looking at one of the Meet The Team Fortress 2 characters, I’ve see a turret working on a computer, I’ve seen the diamond stealing guy, what else?

  • @DusttwoDust
    @DusttwoDust 9 лет назад +24

    This is easily the funniest extras in any game, ever made! The guy making the voice of Cave Johnson (J.K. Simmons) is totally one of my biggest idols! :D

  • @ImCaveJohnson
    @ImCaveJohnson 2 года назад +13

    Now that's what I call in-house outsourcing.

  • @dushansrbsk
    @dushansrbsk 4 года назад +40

    0:49 "And more importantly, all PAYING for test chamber construction.
    Why are they agreeing to do that? They're not, we're tricking them."
    The REAL American business model. 😂

  • @oldchannelimadewheniwas13
    @oldchannelimadewheniwas13 3 года назад +16

    This is why I love portal, it just had so much character.
    I hope they eventually make a portal 3 or maybe a vr game.
    Either would make me very happy.

    • @CM-hx5dp
      @CM-hx5dp 2 года назад +1

      Valve can't make a game with "3" in the title, it would cause a world ending resonance cascade you see...

    • @oldchannelimadewheniwas13
      @oldchannelimadewheniwas13 2 года назад

      @@CM-hx5dp understandable

    • @poudink5791
      @poudink5791 2 года назад +1

      @@CM-hx5dp It's fine, they can still make Portal 2 Episode 1

    • @ayanesatomi4250
      @ayanesatomi4250 2 года назад

      Well well, I have good news for you

    • @alial3437
      @alial3437 8 месяцев назад

      Good news, we have Portal Revolution now!

  • @yotsubakowai
    @yotsubakowai 7 лет назад +34

    Holy shit with the HL3 script this means the Perpetual Testing Initiative is canonical now

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 3 года назад +1

      So GLaDOS is able to take control after they achieve infinite money and move back to the old way of doing things.

  • @Pablo_Zonk
    @Pablo_Zonk 12 лет назад +5

    1:05 i love how instead of the little person figure on the door its an octopus, one of the many fine details in this trailer, i love you valve.

  • @shanshansan
    @shanshansan 10 месяцев назад +2

    Its funny how this part (0:20) is absolutely pointless because the bullets penetrate the walls. What's even funnier is that the turrets fire the whole bullet, so even if they're weaker, the wall is still weak enough for a spring charged bullet and casing to go through.

  • @adjoint_functor
    @adjoint_functor 3 месяца назад +4

    Just realized the things on the ground at 0:33 aren't balls of paper; they're coffe cups, because Aperture uses a new cup for every refill of coffee.

  • @Pendleton115
    @Pendleton115 2 года назад +6

    Portal beat the MCU to the multiverse 8 years early

  • @MeWhenThe-
    @MeWhenThe- 10 месяцев назад +2

    I love how these little black silhouettes have so much personality to them in a way

  • @stefan6347
    @stefan6347 4 года назад +14

    Cave Johnson: Into The Portal-Verse

  • @S1nwar
    @S1nwar 2 года назад +3

    and thats how the combine took notice of earth

  • @LukasZnojemsky-ho7jl
    @LukasZnojemsky-ho7jl Год назад +1

    I just realised since our Aperture might not be special, it's a multiverse of Apertures scamming each other, each thinking they are the smart ones.

  • @IanAnimatesBagels
    @IanAnimatesBagels 3 года назад +6

    "Let me introduce: *THE MULTIVERSE!* infinite apertures-"
    Like one where Mel is cannon?

  • @superwildejellyfish
    @superwildejellyfish 4 года назад +5

    Just noticed this after watching this trailer for the ♾️time, look at the screen at the top right screen at 1:13. I think that guy's working on a whole different kind of test.

  • @lonecolamarine
    @lonecolamarine 3 года назад +4

    Valve's Ad team is on point, damn.
    Meet the Team and The portal series? Perfect.
    Maybe they made the right call not going 3 with any of their original IPs, they didn't wanna ruin them accidentally.

  • @CommentCritic
    @CommentCritic 11 лет назад +7

    So, everyone who has Portal 2 is now an official Aperture Science Test Chamber Designer. AWESOME, I ALWAYS WANTED TO WORK FOR APERTURE!

  • @roy04
    @roy04 3 года назад +2

    *YOU ARE THE BOTTLENECK*
    Meanwhile coworker is spinning with a huge diamond stolen from the previous Portal ad

  • @cooperleroy5406
    @cooperleroy5406 2 года назад +2

    One thing I enjoy about this is when you play the fan made chambers you actually are one of the stick men from these videos with a portal gun

  • @asimplepie2279
    @asimplepie2279 Год назад +6

    I swear valve has some of the best, funniest writers ever. These are gold

  • @chubbs912
    @chubbs912 3 года назад +3

    the implications of this are wild.

  • @Minty_Warior
    @Minty_Warior 2 года назад +1

    This is the reason that Portal 2 is STILL ALIVE

  • @VortexumGamer
    @VortexumGamer 10 лет назад +20

    Funny! Cave Johnson is the best narrator in the world.

  • @HyperionGamingTOPKEK
    @HyperionGamingTOPKEK 11 лет назад +10

    this one is easily my favorite portal promo!

  • @evildrporker
    @evildrporker Год назад +2

    I think it's clever that the actor for Cave Johnson is the same actor for Ford Pines, and both made a machine with the ability to travel through...The Multiverse.

  • @Cobra-Commander83
    @Cobra-Commander83 3 года назад +7

    Me: Wow, Dark Nights Metal looks like an interesting story to read.
    When Reading the Comic: 0:39

  • @purpleproductions358
    @purpleproductions358 10 лет назад +8

    I saw one that says "TEST" on it.
    Wheatly would've done that, too.

  • @DangenBruh
    @DangenBruh 4 года назад +5

    Aperture uses new turrets for testing panels, then just destroy them. Aperture Corner Cutting Machine uses diamonds for cutting, and 1 diamond for one corner, and then it just throw diamonds. And Cave Johnson is complaining that they are almost bankrupt.👌
    Good job Aperture! ))

  • @DrPeeper
    @DrPeeper Год назад +3

    Still classic of all time. I always return to these trailers once in awhile after i create a few more testcchambers(i use Hamme++ btw). And i am always learning something new, like repulsion and propulsion gels being first made as dietic puddings, or excursion funnels being liquid asbestos. I am also an a beta tester for Portal 2 Community Edition, i am really glad that its team so much cares for this game(not releasing soon tho).

  • @memestrikes1017
    @memestrikes1017 3 месяца назад +2

    Wait so are we just in the universe where portal is fictional?

  • @samittimamitti08
    @samittimamitti08 3 года назад +2

    Theres two things what i love in portal 2 1.co-op 2. MAKING CUSTOM TEST TRACKS

  • @blaniac6591
    @blaniac6591 3 года назад +5

    Portal is easily the greatest puzzle game of all time.

  • @taherbertolinirodrigues9104
    @taherbertolinirodrigues9104 3 месяца назад +5

    0:36 studios running out of ideas

  • @tuckeredout2887
    @tuckeredout2887 4 года назад +3

    1:27 is a real level of the game

  • @WoomiestWoomy
    @WoomiestWoomy 3 года назад +2

    Fun Fact: at the part with the computers one computer has a part of Meet the Pyro on it, and at the time of this trailer being released Meet The Pyro hadn’t been

  • @thezachvolt6883
    @thezachvolt6883 9 лет назад +17

    1:12.
    Pause here and look in the lower right corner...
    Yes, Ik the video for it was already released.

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 9 лет назад

      THAT SPY IS A ROBLOXIAN!

    • @thezachvolt6883
      @thezachvolt6883 9 лет назад

      MrZsc
      .-.
      Is it really that important?!

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 9 лет назад

      *shoots flamethrower

    • @thezachvolt6883
      @thezachvolt6883 9 лет назад

      MrZsc
      So, seriously, is it?

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 9 лет назад

      *shoots flamethrower more

  • @Whelzard
    @Whelzard 10 лет назад +19

    Percentage of peanut dust in the atmosphere: 34%
    Soylent Green on Earth-5912228342 made of: LOBSTER

  • @crackheadengineer3716
    @crackheadengineer3716 8 лет назад +1

    "and we don't cut corners. that is a corner cutting machine. we obviously cut them there"

  • @orange_turtle3412
    @orange_turtle3412 2 месяца назад +3

    0:35 Every movie franchise once it passes its prime

  • @klaus.sfc01official30
    @klaus.sfc01official30 9 месяцев назад +3

    Ah yes the puzzle maker, a place of utter garbage and insanely polished diamonds.

  • @travelsizedarchie
    @travelsizedarchie 3 года назад +2

    1:23 Frick bridge constructor I want this as a game

  • @EnterpriseKnight
    @EnterpriseKnight 7 лет назад +6

    So we had the plot of Episode 3's in this fucking trailer.

  • @racer927
    @racer927 8 лет назад +2

    0:28
    I've been obsessively playing Torchlight II and I instantly noticed that same [ker-klunk] grinding sound when a skeleton general pulls out the broadsword that impaled it to the wall.

  • @petru-robu64
    @petru-robu64 3 года назад +3

    bro i want 2012 back

  • @slimeblue4873
    @slimeblue4873 2 года назад +2

    If aperture is scamming the infinite number of other apertures in the multiverse, it would also mean that they are most like being scammed by other apertures which could be where they got the idea from

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 Год назад

      Nah, they successfully solved their bankruptcy by finding the dimension where everything is made of money and splitting it with the evil universe and Dark Cave Johnson

  • @PashaGamingYT
    @PashaGamingYT 2 года назад +3

    Does... does this make a multiverse canon to Half-Life?
    If we are one of the universes building the test chambers... does that make us a part of the Half-Life multiverse?

  • @xenon3990
    @xenon3990 7 лет назад +1

    I love how it says that the octopus earth has Soylent green there and it's made of lobsters.

  • @Niklas-bf7jn
    @Niklas-bf7jn 9 месяцев назад +3

    0:54 wait so only the aputuare sience in the "real world" is using multivereses to profet of other aputuare sience so our aputuare is more evil then the other's

  • @dexterchen6828
    @dexterchen6828 8 лет назад +4

    Haha, I love the single use diamond cutters.

  • @uss_04
    @uss_04 3 года назад +2

    Me watching this video in 2021 trying to convince myself that 2012 was only a few years ago.

  • @jenniferanderson2222
    @jenniferanderson2222 6 лет назад +6

    1:12 The person in the bottom left corner is playing Team Fortress 2

    • @jackferno7614
      @jackferno7614 6 лет назад

      Jennifer Anderson aaa

    • @paulsd9255
      @paulsd9255 4 года назад +1

      Bottom right, and that was Meet the Pyro before its release

  • @lovemonster4052
    @lovemonster4052 Год назад +3

    1:34 That map is my Mevious.

  • @eoncaliber
    @eoncaliber 2 года назад +1

    This feels like a joke Ford would make in a later Gravity Falls episode but no, he's not kidding.

  • @TheFurry
    @TheFurry 3 года назад +1

    I'm glad this got recommended 9 years later

  • @beelzebubcrumpethorn
    @beelzebubcrumpethorn 2 года назад +1

    Cave Johnson liked the multiverse so much, he travelled to an alternate universe and became J Jonah Jameson.

  • @iantaggart3064
    @iantaggart3064 8 месяцев назад +2

    Meanwhile, in a parallel universe, Dave Bronson got killed by his AI assistant, J.O.D.I, who turned the cake into killer robots.

    • @alu2901
      @alu2901 7 месяцев назад

      What would J.O.D.I. stand for?

  • @RedAtelier
    @RedAtelier 7 лет назад +7

    I want to know where they come up with this stuff.

  • @stonexl
    @stonexl 6 лет назад

    They weren't kidding when they said we were gonna be taking over test construction from here on.

  • @keitra666
    @keitra666 9 лет назад +4

    Why Can't they add dismantled blocks, Walls and more items... Plz Vavle plz!!

    • @Mega-Brick
      @Mega-Brick 9 лет назад +2

      Look up BEEmod. It's a modification that adds extra stuff for it. (And different themes, such as old-Aperture and Portal 1)

  • @Dumbird0
    @Dumbird0 3 года назад

    That donut earth really facinates me. how could a world like that exist?

  • @professionalnerdharper
    @professionalnerdharper 10 лет назад +11

    There Are 2 Portal Game's And Both Of Them Have 6 Letter's In Their Name And 6 Divided By 3 Is 3...
    PORTAL 3 CONFIRMED

    • @anmoldandiwal
      @anmoldandiwal 10 лет назад +17

      6 divided by 3 is 2 :P

    • @professionalnerdharper
      @professionalnerdharper 10 лет назад

      MasterNintendo89 Ik I Got My Calculations Wrong

    • @KWGTech
      @KWGTech 10 лет назад +2

      Jade Sedgwick So you must be the one recalculating the route in my GPS! Question: Do you work for Apple maps?

    • @professionalnerdharper
      @professionalnerdharper 10 лет назад

      No, Im Like, 9 Years old dude

    • @KWGTech
      @KWGTech 10 лет назад +2

      Ik. I was just kidding. You know how bad Apple Maps (supposedly?) is and how GPS s are constantly recalculating

  • @jomarilol6186
    @jomarilol6186 10 лет назад +4

    there was 3 famous game from valve.portal 2,half-life 2,and team fortress 2.wait 2+2+2=6 and the engine of the game use source engine 2 so 6 divided 2=3
    half-life 3,portal 3,team fortress 3,source engine 3 CONFIRMED!

    • @jomarilol6186
      @jomarilol6186 9 лет назад

      ***** you'r just joking right?

    • @jomarilol6186
      @jomarilol6186 9 лет назад

      ***** and i forgot about dota 2......
      ......WAIT! 2+2+2+2=8 and 8x2=16
      so portal 3,half life 3.team fortress 3,and dota 3! will release in 2016!

    • @ManlyStump
      @ManlyStump 9 лет назад +2

      jomari lol Erm, Left 4 Dead?

    • @jomarilol6186
      @jomarilol6186 9 лет назад

      Manly Stump i forgot about left 4 dead...

    • @jomarilol6186
      @jomarilol6186 9 лет назад

      Manly Stump Left 4 Dead 2.......... 2+2+2+2+2=10
      and 4x2=8 so Half-Life 3,Portal 3,Dota 3,Team Fortress 3,Left 4 Dead 3, will realest in 10-8-2016.....aka Oct 8 2016..
      I Think? peace!

  • @TheTechCguy
    @TheTechCguy 4 года назад

    There were so many configurations with that. But, eventually, all ideas are yet to be exhausted.

  • @AltJupiterFive_RBX
    @AltJupiterFive_RBX 11 лет назад +4

    1:14 Heh, one of the people have a censored computer.

    • @banguseater
      @banguseater 10 лет назад

      yea i bet he was making half-life 3......oh wait it could be porn because if it was half-life 3 it wouldn't take 7 fucking years!....but again it could be half-life 3.

    • @GlitchedBlox
      @GlitchedBlox 4 года назад

      porn

    • @marsmonke4160
      @marsmonke4160 3 года назад

      @@banguseater remember the years part

    • @banguseater
      @banguseater 3 года назад

      @@marsmonke4160 that comment was 6 years old

    • @banguseater
      @banguseater 3 года назад

      and didnt age well

  • @kadenvanciel9335
    @kadenvanciel9335 9 лет назад +5

    It's 2015, so can Valve make the Perpetual Testing Initiative available for consoles?

    • @dogman15
      @dogman15 9 лет назад +1

      Ha. Consoles. Valve is only going to update the PC versions of their games if more than two years has passed since their release. It's too expensive to keep updating a console game. It's absolutely free for developers to update PC games.

    • @kadenvanciel9335
      @kadenvanciel9335 9 лет назад

      Well. How expensive is it? And just how much money does Valve currently have?

    • @dogman15
      @dogman15 9 лет назад +1

      Kaden Vanciel Steam is 100 times better for games, because PC games can be patched extremely easily. As in, literally all a developer has to do to update a PC game is a few clicks and BOOM - the update goes out to everyone who owns the game on PC. For free. On a console, it can cost tens of thousands of dollars because it's a closed system. kotaku.com/5884842/wait-it-costs-40000-to-patch-a-console-game Please consider getting a Steam account, and then buy Portal 2 when it goes on sale for 75% off ($5). store.steampowered.com/app/620/
      Additional reading: www.economist.com/blogs/economist-explains/2014/09/economist-explains-15

    • @kadenvanciel9335
      @kadenvanciel9335 9 лет назад

      Don't worry. They'll have to make more money to make the Community Test Chambers available for consoles like the XBox 360. I'll wait. :)

    • @STANNco
      @STANNco 9 лет назад

      Kaden Vanciel well.. how did the waiting go...?

  • @AdiBSPL
    @AdiBSPL 11 месяцев назад +1

    1:11 One guy in the corner is watching meet the pyro before it was released

  • @Darioneiltrattor
    @Darioneiltrattor 27 дней назад +3

    What is omni man yapping about😭😭🙏🙏🙏

  • @jonathankreitler5045
    @jonathankreitler5045 8 лет назад +3

    We want portal 3

    • @jonathankreitler5045
      @jonathankreitler5045 7 лет назад +2

      9813 is number one what is other? I want portal 3 because the portal games are the best games I ever played and I want more of it

  • @alrakism
    @alrakism 3 года назад

    This is a brilliant and clever advertisement for user created content

  • @nomad6337
    @nomad6337 7 лет назад +3

    Forget the porn, who noticed the guy watching Meet the Pyro video

    • @jostar987
      @jostar987 6 лет назад +1

      Nomad and the guy spinning his chair with a diamond?

  • @pixelatednate4864
    @pixelatednate4864 7 лет назад +4

    At 1:13,
    Um sir...WTF ARE YOU WATCHING?!?!

    • @alefen2317
      @alefen2317 7 лет назад +1

      PixelatedNate486 He is watching the meet the pyro trailer

    • @HUGOTVCOM
      @HUGOTVCOM 5 лет назад

      Half life 3 memes