PaRappa the Rapper 2: Stage 9 but what the f_ck

[@timmythebest6797]

*_yeah_*

[@robobboythegreat8703]

Timmy The best he made you look tall yeah.

[@timmythebest6797]

RobobBoy TheGreat *_mmm_*

[@windows9988]

RobobBoy TheGreat я не понимаю что ты пишешь

[@farcryfromhere]

word

[@MadeTallParappa]

let me stress the fact clearly

[@unnamed7485]

0:22 - 0:42 When you're trying to do a sick rap battle but your asthma kicks in

[@yesbasboi2467]

lol

[@ray_0147]

lol

[@michaelstaggmick]

lol

[@ihatemyson818]

lol

[@SyankaCreature]

lol

[@superlounging]

*awkward breathing* in parenthesi *more awkward breathing*

[@Tuntisch]

in

[@woodchucksquirrel]

@@Tuntisch I had a feeling that is what the reply would say.

[@HunterIsRad]

in-
SLURPISTUSJXHSKLFJRJFIVKSJTJRKEJJCYENF

[@Tuntisch]

@@woodchucksquirrel in

[@woodchucksquirrel]

@@Tuntisch in

[@jzplr]

0:22
the fucking wheezing combined with him bouncing around like hes dropping the sickest fucking track of all time is killing me. it's actually the funniest shit

[@ouen1534]

In in in in in in in Pare- *breathing breathing breathing breathing breathing breathing* *smacks lips* uh *breathing breathing breathing* in uh hu Parenthesis *breathing breathing breathing breathing breathing breathing breathing*
uh hu
in *breathing breathing breathing*
In
in FORDAYSUDANSOOIIIIIIIIIIIIOIT SU- SU- SUCK IT

[@Sidney_TBH]

Ur pfp 😀 PASS IT

[@Binglesquirk]

@@ouen1534 actually amazing transcription

[@theboi1430]

@@ouen1534 SO SO SO IT SUCK SUCK SUCK IT!

[@Red_Chicken_Gaming]

uh huh

[@coolgaming3000]

1:58 pay close attention to the score

[@sillyphoo.]

CG3K WAIT WHAT

[@nancydiaz9904]

W H A T

[@idk-99]

266+88=67295
I learned that in school, didnt you?

[@mmmmmmmcheese8675]

Look at the rating at the right at the very end of the vid

[@gontastoenail]

@YLO3 now its 1337

[@poiberry8956]

"But then again, many things can be tasty."
*Begins to list every food known to mankind*

[@ControlFrosty]

He wasn't lying, that really is many things.

[@animator8555]

In alphabetical order.

[@animator8555]

2:39

[@thezandroid875]

"Literally anything but noodles, lol"

[@TheFortyAnomaly]

1:46 that's some good hip-hop right there

[@bgaming8532]

Hip hop

[@halloweenlover1031]

•

[@movedaccountsbye]

°

[@hotdogboi6829]

.

[@c0zmozys]

hip-hop

[@cheesewizard3965]

He has stage fright. Also epilepsy.

[@ryanford1267]

Cheese Wizard And asthma.

[@pepsipurgatory5158]

He might also sniffed some cocaine before the stage

[@bricklock1942]

???

[@thatseanguy5371]

He has terminal seven luigi...

[@ecstacyy]

Colonelnoodle.exe has stopped working

[@ryanford1267]

C double O
*_K K K_*

[@therealmaggiemae]

N N SSSSSSSSSSSAS

[@kayfindley3040]

cookkk

[@antiStrikerS]

Cookkk

[@SyankaCreature]

@Luiz930 ala um BR usando nosso chamado natural

[@Pixelusually]

Cookkk

[@riverscuomo7140]

3:05 PaRappa realizes he is reconciling with the enemy and hastily retracts his compliments.

[@App_le_sBlack]

3:15
"*Yeah, you're right!"
*Quicly makes it the worst score*

[@ashleycd6487]

3:08 however, he slips in an insult

[@popplioudandkeithy2023]

@@ashleycd6487 parappa:f#%k you B)
The score later:0

[@yayamiki]

Lol Parappa saying f you never gets old

[@popplioudandkeithy2023]

@@yayamiki yeah miki....MOUSE

[@NintendoPlush]

"I'm up for some nude" -Cornell noodles 2018

[@tboipikmin2621]

Colonel

[@ecandymiau8885]

AIN'T COLONEL LIKE 12-14?

[@yose2830]

0:54 this is how tornados are made

[@Sprinklesqueen188]

WHY DID I THINK THIS SAID TOMATOES???!!!

[@gabegamez1018]

@@Sprinklesqueen188 0:54 this is how tomatoes are made

[@Faxef]

1:46 i have some kind of feeling that he likes hip-hop

[@PheenieIcecreamluver]

colonel noodle the hip-hop hero

[@balth158YT]

1:41 *slap the sushi while having a stroke*

[@adjacent_dollar]

(•^ •)
(•ㅤ ̆ㅤ•)

[@jon-su8ic]

he cant breathe help him

[@megamon9258]

jon He's literally going into cardiac arrest. And having an asthma attack. And a seizure. All at the same time

[@pulledintoorbit]

this is what happens when you do coke and have a stroke.

[@randomcommenter7900]

@@pulledintoorbit hey, that rhymed, you're a real poet

[@pulledintoorbit]

@@randomcommenter7900 i know it and to you i bestow it

[@Disintegration.]

The fact that he called it “Stage 9” hurts more than the actual stage

[@xpiredment5485]

because this is the secret song
to access you need to sell your left testi-

[@noreenjhanne143]

@@xpiredment5485 😨
-cels

[@ecandymiau8885]

@@noreenjhanne143 penis

[@ecandymiau8885]

@@noreenjhanne143 balls

[@ash24477]

0:53 THERE GOING SUPER SAYAIN

[@JimCocoa]

0:23 when ur trying to rap but can’t

[@jazepol]

in

[@noreenjhanne143]

@@jazepol in

[@phantomhourglass13]

in

[@gabegamez1018]

In

[@eyesicecold]

*asthma*
Or however the hell you spell it

[@alvarostaryt647]

2:39 THAT MAKE LAUGH SO FUNKIN' HARD MY NERVE ALMOST EXPLODED

[@noreenjhanne143]

HELP IM TAP DANCING WHILE GALLOPING ON A HORSE WHILE RIDING PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS

[@devinplaysstuff2618]

@@noreenjhanne143what do you want me to do???

[@noreenjhanne143]

@@devinplaysstuff2618 just pour lava on me

[@AlvaroStar-zs9te]

Me!

[@Brendos618Roblox]

But then many things can be but- *lists every food ever made*

[@Diembee]

Colonel Noodle: “LONG, AND LONG AND LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLONLLLLLLLLLLONGLONGLONGLLLLLLLL”
Parappa: “Uh huh, Uh huh.”

[@purpleengiegaming]

Parrapa: *chop suey*

[@potandhisteams2763]

3:15 proof that this is the hardest stage

[@eyesicecold]

I'm up for same nood-

[@InanimatePony]

My theory that Bahn is an AI programmed into a ps2 emulator still stands.

[@autdisk6797]

1:13 - 1:23 When the teacher is talking but your five year old brain continues to talk

[@K1ttyGam3r]

1:41
I almost choked on my drink

[@actuallyafish.]

As-as-as-as-as-as-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aaaaaaaaaJWCOWHDJQFQGAYCIXB PDNSPBXKWBCHSISKB *food*

[@TheFortyAnomaly]

me irl

[@hexar260]

@@actuallyafish. wow that super accurate

[@ninjapuppy4691]

@@actuallyafish. As Long As Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay

[@Woohoowi1]

hip hop hihihihihi

[@whatdaheeeelll]

1:03 Waluigi be like:

[@Hemlol]

2:00 what is happening to the score system

[@aannoyingcaat]

1:03 golly, at that point the noodles are so warm, they’ve become straight charcoal.

[@buddy1337]

Wha and wha and wha wha wha and wha and wha and 2 cuz-ok

[@MK-zj6hz]

Long and long and long long long! And long, and long, and chewy, occasionally long! And lllllllllong!

[@c0zmozys]

@@MK-zj6hz i think the noodles had wrapped around the earth 20 times at that point

[@ecandymiau8885]

Yummy 😋

[@addict3d.lav3nd3r]

1:29 rolling on the food
he ate my- *stares into camera*

[@Eden_9913]

O h

[@melon221_alt]

It's rub it on my spoon create my

[@lordxalasa653]

0:58 my man looking hot

[@kayfindley3040]

0:59 the EEEEEEEEEE

[@mrnoob4274]

Parappa right?... RIGHT?

[@keltonellis5284]

1:17 when you are doing a sick rap in front of your family but the power somehow turns off

[@grandguppy]

1:41 had me on the floor dying

[@PheenieIcecreamluver]

colonel noodle is just headpatting sushi wdym

[@eyesicecold]

AsasasasasasasasasaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANAJHRDDAIYNCWWINYKIYYSDKFIYTDFIYQEYWFXQWXIHEYFWQOEYIFYQEWOIFYYWQOIDGQEWOIHEWQGOISWERTBOIOYTOIYT-food!

[@swiftbeats4310]

Avoid looking at the score at 2:52 also at the start of the video there’s already an asthma attack

[@shiploverwashere]

0:42 IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF ITS SO FUNNY

[@zellamerula1841]

Me when I'm mad

[@Lundibird]

1:41 nuff’ said

[@wazzupyoshi]

IN *breathes* IN *breathes* IN *breathes* IN *breathes*
OUT *breathes*

[@Sp8ed_D8m6n]

0:26

[@noreenjhanne143]

uh huh

[@anordinarystupidteenager432]

1:36 Me and my friend when our food arrives

[@Galactica62]

So you like sushi

[@Cabarkin]

2:28 - nah I'm definitely dead now

[@m4gmaroni]

at one point the score was 666, then 1337, then 6969
amazing

[@SplittToons]

*i n c r e d i b l e*

[@TheFortyAnomaly]

*n i c e*

[@KillstreakGamin]

*G O O D*

[@tami6607]

*A M A Z I N G*

[@rintherenerous]

*t e r r i f i c*

[@end1ngtime]

When your about to win a 1v1 but your connection goes 1:41

[@Deadbay]

1:28 Roll it on my spoon! He... ate my home......

[@nyrokushii]

0:25 ASMR Intensifies

[@stevething]

0:32 He needs his inhaler!!!

[@grunt6234]

Then he haves a stroke 0:43

[@zardythescarecrowfromzardy1906]

uh huh

[@Sophiapoketale9911]

Lol

[@zellamerula1841]

In parenthesi

[@TheREALceren]

​@@zellamerula1841slurp it suck slÜüahahshshehheaêæjdktkrirkdkrp

[@LAV-25A2]

3:09
Parappa becomes an actual rapper

[@SpiderRhon.]

Swearing doesn’t mean anything, people can swear without rapping so it makes no sense

[@goofyahhBandu1245]

​@@SpiderRhon.Jesus is probably joke bro

[@SpiderRhon.]

@@goofyahhBandu1245 oh ok

[@goofyahhBandu1245]

@@SpiderRhon. Is okay it takes while to understand it

[@ToastGhost26]

Score:
“6969”
“-149”
“6969”
hmm 🤔

[@Sarahtothestarsandbeyond]

Shh..

[@esmeraldajimenez4545]

Score: 666
what the he

[@tamirlapidus6994]

0

[@tamirlapidus6994]

@jacksepticeye fan 69

[@c0zmozys]

0:23 when you forget the lyrics and you’re trying to remember them mid-song

[@playtaggerbutexistsreal]

0:22 trying to rap and talk to your crush

[@mystari4445]

The reason why there's no stage 9

[@sonicponce9]

2:42 when im drunk

[@sonicponce9]

Lol

[@sonicponce9]

@@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK why are you back in this video 🤣. My lil bro commented this years ago.

[@purpleengiegaming]

What the hell happened here?

[@LeBowlinFan]

The Parappa universe is collapsing

[@flipperjr.3822]

I'm looking everywhere on my controller, but I can't find the Shuriken button.

[@Fighter_Builder]

You gotta throw the controller like a shuriken

[@anaccident5420]

I broke the controller, my tv, and my dad

[@luditheuber]

Hold l1 before stage

[@adjacent_dollar]

It's a "any button" button

[@etheralert]

i like how hes just having a seizure and parappas just like "word"

[@K1ttyGam3r]

“that’s crazy man”

[@soapiesteevee]

1:41 the real wtf

[@tamirlapidus6994]

As

[@gayahhbihh]

AsasasaSASASAAAAAA
*_£@,×£@,@€+_&+0+_+;×7€*,_*
Food-

[@profilem5020]

@@gayahhbihh as long as they they they they they they they they they they they they they they

[@lostriv09]

as as as as as asasassasasassas weghwrgwhrgheveghwhr food

[@helloimbatteryacid]

As as as asasasasaaaaaaaaaaaayrumtdhmgdugdugdjgfjfgjjyfyjboom

[@tylerdean2973]

I just love how parappa eggs him on with "uh huh"

[@rappacomments6112]

I'm up for some nood.

[@ryanford1267]

RappaGaming Same here.

[@OpiupAlmaManiac]

Les

[@rinrxl]

1:59 WOAH CALM DOWN THERE BUDDY

[@MadeTallParappa]

noodle gets diabetus because of that one level that throws cake

[@robobboythegreat8703]

I Made You Look Tall shut up! *slaps with ruler*

[@alstomgaming2087]

2:42 me when i stub my toe:

[@eyesicecold]

Toe*

[@crystalgeodes3969]

Parappa: Noodles aren't the only food around!
The other guy: You're right! Maybe I should have noo-

[@autisticguy3075]

Why is Um Jammer Lammy everywhere-
and why does colonel noodle say "AND WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP" and "HIPHOPHIPOHIPHIPHIPHIHIPHIPHOP"
this so so epic lol

[@nullhydrangea]

3:08 I love how every rendition of this song manages to slip in a “fuck you”

[@hoohah5067]

HE'S TRYING HIS BEST OK?

[@TimelineGoddess]

what were you playing on those aren't playstation buttons

[@NS-he4bg]

Its Easy mode. Hold L1 Before you start stage.

[@TimelineGoddess]

Seawhite MYFM oh, cool

[@sillyplayhouseORIGINS]

Seawhite MYFM do you know other inputs? I only know the max difficulty one.

[@m4gmaroni]

he cheated

[@m4gmaroni]

You hold down L1 before you start, then you can use any buttons you want on the ninja stars.

[@sophieheart2707]

2:42 woah slow down XD

[@SylentVoidkeeper]

Dat's the sickest beat, baby! So much dat it lagged my fone

[@sugarbunnyproject8805]

hey hey hey!

[@hoiimtemmie834]

f o n e

[@anaccident5420]

Bro it be ball monokuma

[@woahsauce2343]

3:15
wwwwait, what’s happening to the score-

[@gamerkid3950]

The score took drugs too!

[@tamirlapidus6994]

@@gamerkid3950 and now its on overdose in ketamine

[@rogertheenderman2683]

And look at the mode bar, It scrolls to Awfull

[@josephleebob3828]

3:03 2020 songs going to be like

[@Tau_a]

3:16
Parappa : Yeahhhh I WO- wait why IS IT GOING DOWN TO AWFU- *Try again?*

[@name6953]

the

[@gestoraintegralmatriculada4081]

@@name6953 i agree

[@shiploverwashere]

0:58 he has become the god of clothes

[@CaptainFADC]

@1:46 when you ask teens to list their favorite music genres...

[@unwe7456]

Boomer humor

[@explosiveass_bum5340]

@@unwe7456 but it's true

[@c0zmozys]

@@explosiveass_bum5340 ok boomer
edit: jezuz chrizt what iz wrong with me

[@hotdogboi6829]

@@c0zmozys ok *coomer*

[@c0zmozys]

@@hotdogboi6829 im young thank you

[@carmencalderon5511]

1:41 as as as asasasas-*becomes demon* food.

[@matthewtoad4335]

1:15 Noodle... the music stopped already

[@rappacomments6112]

BTW, Colonel Noodles dosen't know how to talk in english.

[@robobboythegreat8703]

He speaks in noodles.

[@Centsdumb5417]

So this is why Lammy was so concerned.

[@heresplitatom9945]

1:03 Naming US territories in front of the class but you have a fucking stroke

[@_eli_5855]

This is what game devs have nightmares about

[@shottysteve]

1:42 when u arent sure what their pronouns are

[@starpanda25]

They.

[@edgymceggers8811]

2:08
Look at the score 👁👁

[@juniorviera6295]

XDDD

[@Sophiapoketale9911]

666

[@TheREALceren]

Why's it possessed broe

[@noreenjhanne143]

666
1337

[@TheTrashDen]

Colonel Noodle: yeahyyyyyeyeyeyyeyaehyyyyyyyyyyeyyayayeyyyyeyyyeyyeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Parappa: Yeah... like this...

[@cooldude6651]

Old school yeh with a new yeh yeh

[@regularpersonLIVE]

2:03 He's speaking the language of gods

[@xx_weebkiller_xx5076]

Kim Jong um: is dying of asthma attack
Parappa: *aham*

[@nucIeer]

1:40
When that annoying kid gets triggered.

[@nancydiaz9904]

like he hits the table?

[@c0zmozys]

asasasasasHGFSGDFYTUAQWSWTFWDArtydFood

[@Wiredisaster]

1:08 WHY HE DANCE LIKE THAT AHAHSAH

[@TheREALceren]

The griddy

[@WinEntity]

My sleep-deprived brain loves this.

[@StevenTheCrystalGemOFFICIAL]

*Twerks *

[@Rain-ej7xe]

why does crostzard keeps chasing me?

[@StevenTheCrystalGemOFFICIAL]

becase you are "£

[@Rain-ej7xe]

oh ok

[@tyranox_365]

2:20 1337 LEET

[@AzumarillConGafasBv]

I really felt when he said "yeah", it almost make me cry

[@bluerie._.3021]

“ *_YEAH_* ”
“Word!”
Correct!

[@thatseanguy5371]

Ummm... Is this animal crossing? Theyre definetely talking in the same style as animal crossing...
Also SHHHHHINA
And LONG LLONG LONG LONG LONG
P.s. stop liking this its not funny ._. Go like other actually funny comments

[@thedankhexmania7849]

Sean Joseph Gaming this is parappa dumb ass

[@thatseanguy5371]

Its called a joke... Maybe you should learn what one is

[@thedankhexmania7849]

Sean Joseph Gaming oof

[@anaccident5420]

Ok

[@peemeowmeow]

100th like

[@LarryLoud500]

"Long! And long! And long! Long! Long! And long! And long! And chewy! Occasionally long! And LLLLLLLLLLONG! LONNNNLONGLLLLONLOLONNNGGLOOONG! And chewy! *bang* occasionally gooey!" The fact that he keeps rapping with no music made me cry

[@TheIndigoExperiment]

In which Colonel Noodle's asthma acts up in the middle of a rap battle.

[@phil-mahar107]

1:03 babies after born

[@TuxerTuxar]

*WA!* and *WA!* and *WAWAWA!*

[@phil-mahar107]

@@TuxerTuxar wa

[@kay6480]

2:40 IM IN TEARS 😭😭😭

[@Fjukkx]

0:53 this part made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣

[@normalguy4760]

2:58 I just saw two funny numbers (69)

[@franciscoavilaxiscoesteban790]

The Evil Kid: **SPAMS YEAH**

[@YoloYester94]

I felt it every time he said “in?”

[@arlaik754]

3:17 Rank counter at the end:

[@willymontes9847]

Parappas had enough 3:09

[@ztheinkling9789]

0:23 when you try to tell someone what a ball does when dropped but you are an introvert