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Can Martin Beat Stockfish with FORTYSEVEN Queens?

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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2022
  • Hope everyone’s having a swell week so far :D Today, we are going to be giving the Martin Bot 47 (?!) queens to work with against Stockfish NNUE. Will Stockfish, the world’s strongest chess engine, be able to survive this?
    Enjoy and let me know if you have any feedback or video ideas! Cheers to everyone!!
    Hardware: Acer Aspire 5 laptop with AMD Ryzen 7 3700U dual-core CPU, GeForce MX450 GPU, 8GB RAM
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    1. HOW TO SET UP THE MATCH
    Go to www.chess.com/analysis and set up whatever crazy position you want to face Martin against. Then you just need to click on the bullseye button in bottom right corner. And from this screen, click on the computer icon in bottom right corner to select the bot you wish to play!
    2. WHY STOCKFISH IS DRAGGING PIECES
    This is just me playing the moves out from Stockfish, which I had running on another screen. I cut out time between moves when Stockfish is thinking. This process is beginning to be more automated - check out recent video (Stockfish 15.1 playing 1. f3) if interested to see this :D
    3. WHY STOCKFISH IS 1600
    This is just the ELO the account I created started at. I now just use inspect element to change the ELO to be 3700+ XD
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    Follow me on Twitter! / joekempsey
    To download Stockfish 15, as well as older versions of Stockfish: www.stockfishchess.org/download
    Link to my video on how to set up the engine :D • Stockfish Best Perform...
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    MUSIC INFO:
    Mesmerize by Kevin MacLeod
    Direct Link to Artist’s RUclips: / @incompetech_kmac
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    SPOILER - GAME PGN:
    [Event "Can Martin Beat Stockfish with 34 Queens?"]
    [Site "Chess.com"]
    [Date "Oct 4, 2022"]
    [White "Stockfish 15 NNUE (30 depth)"]
    [Black "Martin-bot"]
    [WhiteElo "3770"]
    [BlackElo "250"]
    [FEN "qqqqkqqq/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq/qqq5/4PPP1/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQ - 0 1"]
    1. Nh3 Qgxg3 2. hxg3 Qcxe3 3. fxe3 Qd5c5 4. Nc3 Qexg3+ 5. Nf2 Qxf2+ 6. Kxf2
    Qf6e5 7. Nd5 Qxg2+ 8. Bxg2 Qdxd5 9. Rh2 Qgf6 10. Rxh5 Qcxa2 11. Rxa2 Qgg7 12.
    Rxa4 Qh8g8 13. Rg5 Qee4 14. Rxb4 Qde5 15. Rxe4 Qaa2 16. Rxg7 Qc6d5 17. Rxh7
    Qb7c6 18. Rxe5 Q5g6 19. Rxe6 Qdh5 20. Rg7 Qf7xe6 21. Rxg6 Qb1 22. Rxg8 Qfxg8 23.
    d4 Qgg7 24. e4 Qc7b7 25. e5 Qgg6 26. exf6 Qc5d5 27. c4 Qbf5 28. Bf4 Qeg8 29. f7+
    Kf8 30. fxg8=N Qxb2 31. Bxh6+ Qgg7 32. Bxg7+ Kf7 33. Nh6+ Kg6 34. cxd5 Kxg7 35.
    Nxf5+ Kg6 36. Nxe7+ Kg7 37. Nf5+ Kh7 38. dxc6 Qg8 39. cxd7 Qbe6 40. dxc8=Q Qba2
    41. Qxb7+ Qa8xb7 42. Ne3 Qf6 43. Qd3+ Kh6 44. Ng4+ Kg7 45. Nxf6 Qbc6 46. Nxh5+
    Kh6 47. Nf4 Qab2 48. Qe3 Qad7 49. Bh3 Qba7 50. Ne6+ Kh5 51. Qe5+ Kg6 52. Qf5+
    Kh6 53. Qf6+ Kh7 54. Bf5+ Qg6 55. Bxg6+ Kh6 56. Qg5# 1-0

Комментарии • 2,3 тыс.

  • @AzUthred
    @AzUthred Год назад +14291

    You can argue that Martin is a very strong engine since random moves would give you a better result than what he does. So he is delibaretly plays bad moves which shows his understanding of the game is pretty good.

    • @kleinesschreckgespenst319
      @kleinesschreckgespenst319 Год назад +2169

      Yeah what i think too.
      He makes calculated mistakes, so that his kids will win.

    • @harrysu1840
      @harrysu1840 Год назад +1571

      That's not just something you can argue, it's the truth. There's actually no such thing as a 250-rated computer. "Martin" is in fact a full-strength Komodo engine that's been programmed to make a lot of mistakes and blunders.

    • @brianbuckman6908
      @brianbuckman6908 Год назад +867

      @@harrysu1840 so he’s a good dad playing with his kids ❤

    • @invsi6231
      @invsi6231 Год назад +443

      martin is secretly stronger than stockfish

    • @yurmom9660
      @yurmom9660 Год назад +247

      Homie REFUSED to take pieces 😂

  • @newpgaston6891
    @newpgaston6891 Год назад +22500

    It's funny that even Stockfish moves look random, playing against so many queens... Sometimes he trades a rook for a queen, and sometimes he refuses to capture a queen with his pawn.

    • @kirillriman3611
      @kirillriman3611 Год назад +1064

      i more curious what the heck was that check on 4:31
      did stokfish just blunder a knight?
      (Guys, stop replying pls)

    • @akiya9216
      @akiya9216 Год назад +139

      @@jhaoch782 pawn is pinned??

    • @mrmajestical
      @mrmajestical Год назад +631

      its because it isnt stockfish playing but the youtuber himself, he is trying to fool us, as in this game stockfish blunders so many times

    • @onesecondmrproof6652
      @onesecondmrproof6652 Год назад +747

      @@mrmajestical First of all stockfish played, Pretty good!
      And second of all, Stockfish was made for normal games but wasn't made FOR "TOTAL QUEEN HAVOC"

    • @jacobreichert836
      @jacobreichert836 Год назад +20

      @@Salmanul_ would be fun but no. most likely there will nevet be a computer with that kind of depth

  • @interstellardingadingaempire
    @interstellardingadingaempire Год назад +1848

    "To get 0 percent on the test means to have known all the answers"
    Martin

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  Год назад +65

      😅

    • @gfghdgfghd6391
      @gfghdgfghd6391 7 месяцев назад +80

      Martin is actually a high-level bot reprogrammed to make blunders and mistakes.

    • @MatthewCampbell765
      @MatthewCampbell765 6 месяцев назад

      @@gfghdgfghd6391 There is, amusingly a bot even worse than Martin out there, I believe called "Worstfish" which is essentially "anti-stockfish" designed to always choose the worst moves possible.
      Amazingly, a grandmaster managed to gain the maximum possible material advantage (promoting all their pawns to queens and capturing all of the bot's pieces save the king and one pawn) and then deliberately lost to it by basically forcing it into a bunch of situations where the only legal move was for it to move into more advantageous positions.

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 5 месяцев назад +75

      @@gfghdgfghd6391 Most bots are essentially low-depth Stockfish (meaning they use little processing power) who would analyze the best moves possible. Higher "rated" bots would have a higher probability of playing the best move while lower rated ones will pick the second, third or even tenth best move over the best one more often.
      In other words: Yes, Martin knows "all" the best moves and very deliberately doesn't play them.

    • @screm5514
      @screm5514 5 месяцев назад

      "The smartest of the generation all came together with the sole purpose of creating the dumbest moron who ever lived"

  • @Bismarck-S
    @Bismarck-S Год назад +4095

    A rook: Takes 10 queens out of Martins arsenal
    Martin: Eh, lemme just line these queens up real nice

  • @sykes5000
    @sykes5000 Год назад +20769

    I don't think a human 250 player could fail this
    It's painful to watch

    • @kkdpsudpsu
      @kkdpsudpsu Год назад +728

      i completely agree

    • @BallerGaming459
      @BallerGaming459 Год назад +259

      Its an A.I Not An Human 💀

    • @MrVraxmoulis
      @MrVraxmoulis Год назад +1291

      I don't think that a 250 player human actually exists. This is close to random legal moves. If you can do legal moves you can do better than 250. Bullet chess should be excluded as it's not exactly chess in low level.

    • @tudi1999
      @tudi1999 Год назад +726

      @@MrVraxmoulis You'd be surprised, when I started playing 2 and a half years ago I fell all the way down to 300 elo. And I was playing openings, and I had games where I had 80-90% accuracy. There are people who play at 100 elo bro.

    • @sykes5000
      @sykes5000 Год назад +355

      @@MrVraxmoulis yeah exactly, this engine seems to do random legal moves unless it's mate in 2
      I'm baffled how impractical such a bot is, why even create it

  • @ZWtcp
    @ZWtcp Год назад +10311

    watching martin lose felt like some new level of psychological torture

    • @Gingnose
      @Gingnose Год назад +251

      I had a heart attack while watching this

    • @andrewferguson6901
      @andrewferguson6901 Год назад +218

      That's right, the square hole

    • @Martin-mi1oj
      @Martin-mi1oj Год назад +19

      :(

    • @Numerixx
      @Numerixx Год назад +68

      When Martin missed his chance at a mate in 1, I cringed

    • @TheBurningWarrior
      @TheBurningWarrior Год назад +7

      @@andrewferguson6901 Exact same energy

  • @AceWolf456
    @AceWolf456 Год назад +620

    250 Bot: “let me just make random moves I can make, ooh fun!”
    250 Human: “I have more things on the board than him, so if I just capture something every turn I’ll win.”

    • @bmv0746
      @bmv0746 Год назад +95

      Lmao yea, a human could easily win this, even one with 250 rating. Martin's losing on purpose.

    • @Oridemic
      @Oridemic Год назад +66

      My first thought was that you could win by just trading every piece on the board, even trading queens for pawns. Where Martin falls short is that not only does he play chess in a confusingly pacifist way, refusing to take free pieces, but he also values his queens too much to ever sacrifice or trade them.

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 Год назад +6

      And it's possible to take pieces that will allow that Queen to take another piece instead of immediately being captured.

  • @zachs.4371
    @zachs.4371 Год назад +488

    I genuinely think any human being with an understanding of chess rules and the intelligence of an 8 year old would win this every time. Literally all you have to do is blindly capture pieces, which is something beginners are exceptionally good at.

    • @Geomephysicus
      @Geomephysicus Год назад +42

      A 3 year old can understand chess rules so they can prbly win that too

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 Год назад +11

      @@Geomephysicus from Russia

    • @bend4456
      @bend4456 Год назад +48

      I wish they made low rated bots that behaved like low rated humans, I know it’s difficult but if the bots went for “obvious” plays that a beginner would see (like taking a piece even though it’s a bad trade) then the bots would make more sense as 250 rated. Rather than “I’m gonna let the rook take 8 queens”

    • @iaganfoss
      @iaganfoss 5 месяцев назад

      No martin would beat you if you just moved random shit, he doesn’t ignore free pieces

    • @zachs.4371
      @zachs.4371 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@iaganfoss I meant any human could beat stockfish with this many queens

  • @WindlordRyu
    @WindlordRyu Год назад +3537

    That M2 was probably done on accident while trying to open up enough space to lose on purpose.

    • @phoenixgemini42
      @phoenixgemini42 Год назад +113

      I've done similar things and Martin has set up queen traps and found mates in 4s. he is also quite good at making the right move to avoid a surprise mate or queen trap. he definitely plays better than 250, but it seems it's quite random.

    • @yunoewig3095
      @yunoewig3095 Год назад +101

      @@phoenixgemini42 Poor Martin, blips of genius lost in a sea of randomness...

    • @user-jk4mi4ns3n
      @user-jk4mi4ns3n Год назад +7

      What does M2 mean?

    • @yunoewig3095
      @yunoewig3095 Год назад +14

      @@user-jk4mi4ns3n jk? it's mate in 2

    • @user-jk4mi4ns3n
      @user-jk4mi4ns3n Год назад +36

      @@yunoewig3095 literallu learnt to play chess like 5 days ago haha thanks

  • @AlexSeraphim1795
    @AlexSeraphim1795 Год назад +3740

    Martin is like a Grand father that lets you win. He pretends to try hard, and somehow you still win against him

    • @heckinggi6034
      @heckinggi6034 Год назад +88

      A grandfather who only plays left-handed

    • @suyunbek1399
      @suyunbek1399 Год назад +46

      what do you mean grand? he is literally a father in chess lore

    • @dog_corn
      @dog_corn Год назад +18

      @@suyunbek1399 "is like" hes making an analogy

    • @ryanrg1545
      @ryanrg1545 Год назад +24

      @@suyunbek1399 "I just lost to my 4 years old"
      - Martin

    • @giveamanasub
      @giveamanasub Год назад +10

      @@ryanrg1545 for some reason he is always stuck in a infinite loop against his own 4 year old

  • @rikko2157
    @rikko2157 Год назад +112

    "Who needs an army when you can have a harem" -The king, probably

  • @nickbolas3081
    @nickbolas3081 Год назад +747

    Maybe Martin is a really peaceful player. There are a lot of times he does not kill a piece, eventhough he has the option. He's a pacifist who might prefer a mobile game about gardening instead of chess. I respect you Martin.

    • @Geomephysicus
      @Geomephysicus Год назад +3

      Jokes on you, gardening simulators are very relaxing

    • @assiaisindegyara4905
      @assiaisindegyara4905 Год назад

      I believe martin just hates women. And wanted to see his queens die

    • @yeetionary
      @yeetionary Год назад +1

      @@Geomephysicus they never said anything on if a gardening game is relaxing or not

    • @City1Tiger
      @City1Tiger Год назад +1

      @@Geomephysicus imagine taking offense to that

    • @hayond656
      @hayond656 Год назад +1

      @@Geomephysicus I think he said that because Martin would find those games more relaxing

  • @ericthorpe8548
    @ericthorpe8548 Год назад +3337

    okay stockfish finding the mate while there are 5 enemy queens on the board is nothing short of incredible

    • @aubreywilt4870
      @aubreywilt4870 Год назад

      Yeah incredibly stupid. The way Martin played he should've been won. Stupidest shit I've ever seen ever

    • @JordanMetroidManiac
      @JordanMetroidManiac Год назад +114

      Technically 6 queens because the mating net became possible while there were 6 😂

    • @jackybogues2495
      @jackybogues2495 Год назад +6

      Hardly

    • @shanewright4650
      @shanewright4650 Год назад +40

      Ikr, watching the evaluation bar reach equal zero at move 50 was hilarious considering how many queens black had

    • @Th___07
      @Th___07 Год назад +1

      You just spoiled the while game 😐

  • @crowreligion
    @crowreligion Год назад +730

    5:05 evaluation finally realizes that martin cannot checkmate no matter how much material advantage he has

    • @scooote9478
      @scooote9478 Год назад +100

      Stockfish got so frustrated with martin not attacking white at all it just stopped evaluating the game

    • @jkill0993
      @jkill0993 Год назад +23

      probably was a forced draw

    • @sijenkai3928
      @sijenkai3928 Год назад +16

      All of stockfishes moves were check so if martin played correctly i guess it’s a draw but you clearly see stockfish saw mate and martin simply didnt defend it i guess

    • @tomriddle2257
      @tomriddle2257 Год назад

      Lol, best comment! 🤣

    • @smickothesmickest
      @smickothesmickest Год назад +5

      Fun Fact: if you're stupid enough, Martin can actually checkmate.
      I'm not an idiot, I just experimented with it by doing the Bong Cloud opening.

  • @Moleoflands
    @Moleoflands Год назад +106

    It just depresses me watching him blunder like 59 Queens to a Knight that spends it life with a rope around its neck from all the hanging it does

  • @JoeKempsey
    @JoeKempsey  Год назад +995

    Hi everyoneee!!!! Just want to thank you all tremendously for checking out this video - we now broke 1 MILLION VIEWS!!!!! You all give me so much motivation to keep going. And your comments have been hilarious 😆😆
    Also, just to answer some of your most asked questions:
    1. HOW TO SET UP THE MATCH
    Go to www.chess.com/analysis and set up whatever crazy position you want to face Martin against. Then you just need to click on the bullseye button in bottom right corner. And from this screen, click on the computer icon in bottom right corner to select the bot you wish to play!
    2. WHY STOCKFISH IS DRAGGING PIECES
    This is just me playing the moves out from Stockfish, which I had running on another screen. I cut out time between moves when Stockfish is thinking. This process is beginning to be more automated - check out recent video (Stockfish 15.1 playing 1. f3) if interested to see this :D
    3. WHY STOCKFISH IS 1600
    This is just the ELO the account I created started at. I now just use inspect element to change the ELO to be 3700+ XD
    Thank you all so much for your time. I will get back to all of your comments today - currently working on a unique and fun Martin challenge video, hopefully updated by day’s end :D
    Cheers to everyone!!!!

  • @Levipaulsen
    @Levipaulsen Год назад +685

    Martin - "Connect Four!"
    Stockfish - "this is Chess."
    Martin - "got it .. I'd like to purchase Park Avenue and add 2 little houses"

    • @hypercubemaster2729
      @hypercubemaster2729 Год назад +23

      Park Place, lol.

    • @b4ph0m3tdk9
      @b4ph0m3tdk9 Год назад +39

      Martin: Bingo!

    • @FireFoxie1345
      @FireFoxie1345 Год назад +25

      “King me”

    • @diamondxmen
      @diamondxmen Год назад +24

      Martin: “将死!”
      Stockfish: “Okay 1. This is not Chinese Chess, and 2. What did you just say?”
      Martin: “如果有人愿意翻译这个,我希望你今天过得愉快,l。 如果你不是,我希望它会变得更好。”
      Stockfish: 😐😑😐 “Yeah okay, I’m done.”

    • @019_Sharma
      @019_Sharma Год назад +2

      @@diamondxmen thanks bro

  • @newpgaston6891
    @newpgaston6891 Год назад +716

    GJ Stockfish on the knight promotion! Making sure not to promote into a queen/rook, because it would force Martin to address it (his king being in check)!

    • @flipwonderland4181
      @flipwonderland4181 Год назад +75

      stockfish tends to be pretty smart

    • @Nominal9
      @Nominal9 Год назад +132

      Yeah, i heard stockfish is pretty good at chess

    • @mohammedshehada5373
      @mohammedshehada5373 Год назад +20

      That coz it assumes it will be captured anyway (best move) :)

    • @asdfoifhvjbkaos
      @asdfoifhvjbkaos Год назад +5

      i guess knight is the queens weakness too

    • @ZnxlyQ
      @ZnxlyQ Год назад +2

      Pretty sure it was the person making this video doing it i dont think sf had a reason to make a pony

  • @szymongliniecki2098
    @szymongliniecki2098 Год назад +105

    Me being down two pawns in my games: Damn, I've already lost, I can just resign at this point
    Stockfish being down 263 material points: 😎🤙

    • @bupereira
      @bupereira Год назад +1

      "I got this!"
      - Stockfish, probably

  • @tyrannusrex31
    @tyrannusrex31 Год назад +284

    Stockfish: How do you make 41 mistakes in 40 moves?
    Martin: I am the mistake.

    • @rival21243
      @rival21243 Год назад +1

      😂 funniest I've seen

  • @l0rdr4ym4n
    @l0rdr4ym4n Год назад +1631

    Finally Martin won. I am happy for him.

  • @WhisperMTG
    @WhisperMTG Год назад +1158

    Rest in piece to the people who un-ironically lose to the Martin bot on a regular basis

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  Год назад +215

      :(

    • @seblewongeltima3101
      @seblewongeltima3101 Год назад +104

      has anyone ever lost to it like ever?

    • @eden5060
      @eden5060 Год назад +331

      @@seblewongeltima3101 the first time i picked up chess, i decided to play him. i won by checkmate, and i barely even knew how the pieces moved.

    • @seblewongeltima3101
      @seblewongeltima3101 Год назад +43

      @@eden5060ikr, the first time i played him I had some over the board practise so it wasn't even close

    • @smickothesmickest
      @smickothesmickest Год назад +164

      When I downloaded it for the first time, I played against Martin. He frickin rekt my ass since my dumbass thought Pawns could capture pieces in front of them, I later learned they could only capture pieces if they were at the corner of their vision.
      Then I whooped his ass after learning my mistake

  • @AshfaultAssassin
    @AshfaultAssassin Год назад +25

    Martin is actually secretly a chess god but they needed someone to fill in as a 250 bot and he had to take the job so he purposely loses any game just so you can feel Better about your chess skills. So basically, even though he doesn't know you, he sacrifices he own happiness just to make you feel good. True friend right there praise martin!

  • @zigzagnemesist5074
    @zigzagnemesist5074 Год назад +43

    Imagine being in a losing position while having 6 queens on the board 🤣

  • @TroubledGremlin
    @TroubledGremlin Год назад +234

    I liked it when Stockfish pinned the queen to the queen to the queen to the queen

  • @milanborjan8686
    @milanborjan8686 Год назад +489

    Martin is better he just feels sorry for stockfish

    • @Jen-br5hx
      @Jen-br5hx Год назад

      sorry that stockfish is stuck a few inches into Hans' ass.

  • @SoMuchNoise1
    @SoMuchNoise1 Год назад +17

    Seeing the odds to win bar shoot up to 50-50 while Martin is up +36 is low key kind of a flex

  • @grasss.mp4
    @grasss.mp4 Год назад +14

    Watching Martin refuse to capture the opponent's pieces when he is targeted is just torture

  • @UMCorian
    @UMCorian Год назад +172

    "When Martin Struggles to find checkmate, put a queen of his in every square so his only moves end in checkmate." - Sun Tzu

  • @Thaplayer1209
    @Thaplayer1209 Год назад +602

    It’s seems like I was right about Martin losing even with his half of the board being queens

  • @cysgod45
    @cysgod45 Год назад +18

    Martin after beating someone with 47 queens:
    "Wow, I'm so damn smart. Let me teach this to my kids"

  • @lastmanstanding3739
    @lastmanstanding3739 Год назад +14

    Martine is the equivalent to that freindly robot in Irobot. Martin will rescue us all, and save humanity when artificial intelligence attempts to dominate the human race.

  • @proud2birishamerican
    @proud2birishamerican Год назад +263

    Martin's strategy to trade material for piece activity was brilliant, unfortunately he must have miscalculated one of the mate in 4 lines and ended up losing that match. Truly a classic.

  • @matthewkirkhart2401
    @matthewkirkhart2401 Год назад +128

    Me at the beginning: "Yay, Martin!"
    Me at the end: "Oh Martin ... 😭"

  • @Poopyfarts96.
    @Poopyfarts96. Год назад +4

    POV: Your opponent says you play like a bot 😐
    You are playing chess 😃
    Your name is Martin: 😐

  • @temmie4534
    @temmie4534 Год назад +8

    Magnus Carlson's personal hell would be watching this play out continuously.

  • @minerfinger6814
    @minerfinger6814 Год назад +218

    I am so mad that I lost to that martin. I really should just walk around with a 'kick me' poster on my back

    • @krrpmitsuki
      @krrpmitsuki Год назад +10

      😂

    • @empressofhearts7300
      @empressofhearts7300 Год назад +20

      You'll get better, comrade

    • @sheulidas451
      @sheulidas451 Год назад +3

      Martin is so bad, and u lost to Martin???

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  Год назад +30

      Awe you got this!!

    • @CrystCrunch
      @CrystCrunch Год назад

      How are you legally a human? How does someone with room temperature iq even live? You really lost to MARTIN?

  • @RealGhoda
    @RealGhoda Год назад +37

    When your material advantage is mroe than your elo

  • @Mac-jq3lh
    @Mac-jq3lh Год назад +8

    Every move is a Queen sacrifice

    • @Miguel_Angel51
      @Miguel_Angel51 Год назад +1

      Top Queen Sacrifices That Didn't Save Shit 🤑🤑

  • @Bakushoui
    @Bakushoui Год назад +4

    Beautiful, Truly Beautiful! I think martin is underrated. He even went for the Queens Queen opening in the beginning and unfortunately was beaten by stockfish.

  • @aliumhoomens8467
    @aliumhoomens8467 Год назад +266

    Sometimes stockfish should trust Martin to be Martin not taking his pieces.

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  Год назад +46

      Yeah Stockfish would likely have won much quicker!

    • @aliumhoomens8467
      @aliumhoomens8467 Год назад +31

      @@JoeKempsey Martin always plays the 60th best move after all

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  Год назад +14

      @@aliumhoomens8467 XD

    • @oblivion9202
      @oblivion9202 Год назад +6

      It did, when stockfish checks the king on 4:28 it literally blundered the queen to the A6 queen.

  • @alon3304
    @alon3304 Год назад +117

    MARTIN is programmed to always lose, he can have 2 legal moves, one is checkmate and 1 one is stalemate, he'll go for stalemate

    • @yuvrajsarda6660
      @yuvrajsarda6660 Год назад +13

      I just tried playing absolutely random moves against martin and he won (by checkmate).

    • @tomasdias1753
      @tomasdias1753 Год назад +11

      So if martin plays against martin will it always draw?

    • @Pes._
      @Pes._ Год назад +1

      ​​@@tomasdias1753 the real questions. Get to it youtube man

    • @KemosabeTBC
      @KemosabeTBC Год назад +4

      I guess this is not true. I just played completely random moves and Martin checkmated me in 4 moves (I'm not kidding). Here is how it went: 1. b3 e5 2. Nc3 Qf6 3. e4 Bc5 4. Bc4 Qxf2#

  • @Valok
    @Valok 5 месяцев назад +1

    oh wow ... i didnt expect this page to be one of the funniest i ever came across in my entire life.
    what a gem.
    i love you, random funny commentators.

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  5 месяцев назад +1

      :D thank you for watching!

  • @SomeoneElse0-1
    @SomeoneElse0-1 11 месяцев назад +2

    This takes you’re playing checkers while I’m playing chess to a whole new level

  • @kimgiahn
    @kimgiahn Год назад +68

    i like how the points advantage of martin just keep on dropping like a boss' health

  • @itisALWAYSR.A.
    @itisALWAYSR.A. Год назад +32

    The thing with the 47 Queen setup is it pretty much forces checkmate. Martin *could* eke a draw, but that would require optimal moves with perfect cooperation [eg 1. Nxa3, anyQxa3, 2. Rb1, both sides shuffle that rook and Queen back and forth to draw by repetition].
    The issue comes is that Martin didn't get the memo, and isn't so organised either. His options are very limited with such a full board. He's practically obliged to capture pawns, and on such an open board, having dozens of queens makes mate near enough a mathematical certainty with so few degrees of freedom.

  • @Sparky4111
    @Sparky4111 Год назад +1

    This was honestly better than Gotham cheeses videos because it was only five minutes instead of twenty five.
    Love the videos. Keep it up! ❤

  • @naine7th33
    @naine7th33 Год назад +2

    5:04 "the hope is rising"

  • @magstau4177
    @magstau4177 Год назад +19

    "You are surrounded!"
    "All I am surrounded by is fear and dead men"

  • @debblez
    @debblez Год назад +82

    i bet martin would win with bishops instead of queens because he would make more forward moves by chance

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz Год назад +13

      He would win with pure pawns.

    • @crimsonqueen751
      @crimsonqueen751 Год назад +6

      ​@@Dexuz "FOR THE KING! CHAAAAAARGEE!"

    • @Leck400
      @Leck400 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@crimsonqueen751 That would be pure horses

  • @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555
    @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555 Год назад +15

    martin is -100 elo lol

  • @Redacted_Ruler
    @Redacted_Ruler Год назад +33

    This is like fighting a dark souls boss with no equipment

    • @kcculla
      @kcculla Год назад +5

      Stockfish is the boss

    • @Miguel_Angel51
      @Miguel_Angel51 Год назад

      @@kcculla Yeah, and u spend all ur souls for growing "STR" but not "VIT", good damage but disgusting defense

  • @legasius9358
    @legasius9358 Год назад +43

    Martin, the only 250 capable of finding a mate in 2

    • @kingsley.
      @kingsley. Год назад +1

      anyone lower would find mate in 1

  • @Jan_Heckmann
    @Jan_Heckmann Год назад +6

    I am sure that Martin will keep on learning and he will be better sometimes!
    Probably not as good as his Kids, but his own level!

  • @justfrankjustdank2538
    @justfrankjustdank2538 Год назад +1

    this video had me on the edge of ny seat thank you lol

  • @TheLiverX
    @TheLiverX Год назад +25

    That's more like minesweeper when there are no safe moves and praying is the only option.

    • @pans7761
      @pans7761 Год назад

      You don’t know how to play minesweeper?

    • @TheLiverX
      @TheLiverX Год назад +11

      I very much do. Many minesweeper version don't guarantee solvability, hence it can often become a guessing game, in which the best strategy is to figure out the cell with highest chance not to be a mine. And it all depends on luck in that case.
      "Simon Tatham's Portable Puzzle Collection" has a version of minesweeper with the option to ensure solvability, while classic Windows Minesweeper is purely random.

    • @maximofernandez196
      @maximofernandez196 Год назад

      I hate when this happens. It always breaks my personal speedruns

    • @emmanuelhoule8070
      @emmanuelhoule8070 Год назад +4

      @@TheLiverX That is why you always start by clicking all 4 corners 😎

    • @CramcrumBrewbringer
      @CramcrumBrewbringer Год назад

      @@TheLiverX Very annoying when this occurs.

  • @canter1ter
    @canter1ter Год назад +26

    at this point i am utterly convinced that martin (the bot) has a built-in anti catch-up system, where if he's up too much material, he literally wont do shit

  • @hardhitter009
    @hardhitter009 Год назад +1

    that eval bar just summoned by the gods

  • @sambrio
    @sambrio 9 дней назад +1

    I just had my mouth wide open the entire time 😂

  • @A_Swarm_of_Waspcrabs
    @A_Swarm_of_Waspcrabs Год назад +15

    I remember this video where a guy made weird chess algorithms to pit against one another. One bot he made performed only random moves, and had an Elo of 294 IIRC. I suspect Martin bot literally makes random moves. If Game 1's setup was repeated and the same thing happens, then I'd be wrong.

    • @sanhakim1335
      @sanhakim1335 Год назад +1

      I've beaten martin before using random attacking moves without even looking where his pieces moved and what was protecting what for the first 20ish turns, so I suspect that's trur

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  Год назад +9

      Martin does find the checkmate in two every time for me D: (in position with 47 queens on board)

  • @kyoopihd
    @kyoopihd Год назад +8

    Satisfying to see Martin finally win

  • @Hordil
    @Hordil Год назад +5

    Martin Bot 47? Guess the 47 stands for his ELO! Should have used this as basis for playing with my kids xD

  • @itsmesnacks
    @itsmesnacks 16 дней назад +1

    i know nothing about chess but this was still hilarious

  • @cbandit7715
    @cbandit7715 Год назад +8

    why am i so proud of martin lol

  • @chrisb8698
    @chrisb8698 Год назад +10

    Hang in there Marty!!!

  • @rachelpurity1
    @rachelpurity1 6 дней назад

    When the advantage bar moved to 50/50 with one side having several queens more, that was brutal.

  • @VGEmblem
    @VGEmblem 21 день назад +1

    "It's impossible to lose this. Any move leads to victory"
    .....
    Actually impressive.

  • @nguyentheson2767
    @nguyentheson2767 Год назад +10

    i feel pain when martin don't take a piece

  • @keldonmcfarland2969
    @keldonmcfarland2969 Год назад +6

    Yes!!! Finally!! He finally won with a board full of Queens!

  • @nathanielgreer2764
    @nathanielgreer2764 Месяц назад +1

    Martin is the Glass Joe of Chess engines.

  • @jankrnac3535
    @jankrnac3535 Месяц назад +1

    Audience: omg hero is so strong and his plan is so genius.
    The movie:

  • @definitelynotmeowzie5079
    @definitelynotmeowzie5079 Год назад +21

    Martin is insane, hes just better

  • @memaglia8288
    @memaglia8288 Год назад +3

    Martin is like a relationship, unpredictable

  • @haroldwhitney6130
    @haroldwhitney6130 7 месяцев назад

    I just know that watching this video must be worth something.... Ok, I'll watch until the end.

  • @RetroGamerEightyOne
    @RetroGamerEightyOne Год назад +1

    Martin is the Glass Joe of chess

  • @zenaxia8063
    @zenaxia8063 Год назад +4

    me before the match: 47 queens?? its not possible to lose"
    Martin:"is that a challenge?"

  • @stoneheademojie9210
    @stoneheademojie9210 Год назад +4

    No doubts that Martin would make one of the smartest human beings to ever be known on this planet

  • @denij7
    @denij7 Год назад +2

    Queen's biggest sacrifice

  • @radarmusen
    @radarmusen Год назад

    All the queens on that boards remind me of hands in the air, we surrender just take the king.

  • @Pengochan
    @Pengochan Год назад +3

    Stockfish just optimizing to give Martin the most oportunities for a blunder.
    3:25 converting to a knight, because conversion to a queen would force Martin to take.

  • @marekhrabovsky5890
    @marekhrabovsky5890 Год назад +3

    I beat Martin 10:3 in 1 minute games. His quick random moves can be problem when you do not have time to think.

    • @marekhrabovsky5890
      @marekhrabovsky5890 Год назад

      10:0 against Wayne...probably i found out how to play againt them...

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  Год назад +1

      @@marekhrabovsky5890 :D nice! Yeah shorter time controls can be tricky for sure, especially since bots play so fast and Martin’s moves are simply unpredictable

  • @100percentrekkie
    @100percentrekkie Год назад

    My eyes are bleeding now, thank you very much for this horrifying content.

  • @restorasenrisei9991
    @restorasenrisei9991 6 месяцев назад +1

    Dang, Stockfish out here re-enacting the French Revolution

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  6 месяцев назад

      Hunting down the king at all costs!

  • @qwerty_qwerty
    @qwerty_qwerty Год назад +3

    I'm so proud of Martin. 😁😁

  • @abrahamhawkins1754
    @abrahamhawkins1754 Год назад +6

    Hans is taking notes for the next tournament.

  • @theDr_Fist
    @theDr_Fist Год назад

    This is perhaps the most aggravating video that exists on RUclips

  • @HipHopTuITeraz
    @HipHopTuITeraz Год назад +2

    When I get advantage but proceed to slowly lose in end game

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  Год назад +1

      Yupp know this one all too well 😭😭

  • @renarddubois940
    @renarddubois940 Год назад +6

    wait Martin actually went for good moves!?
    I really thought Martin would find a way to loose this

  • @lanceareadbhar
    @lanceareadbhar Год назад +5

    I kept pleading for Martin to trade 18 of his queens for 18 of White's pieces, but he said he had a better method to win. :)

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 Год назад

      A human player can probably do it with a few less than eighteen Queen sacrifices, because there's a few spots where you can take a white piece without having your queen immediately captured.

  • @rishavmasih9450
    @rishavmasih9450 10 месяцев назад

    This is more horrific than my worst nightmare.

  • @brysonxd
    @brysonxd Год назад +1

    Martin is truly an eloquent being.

  • @TristanWintle
    @TristanWintle 3 месяца назад +3

    1:44 Knight blunder.

  • @raiderwastaken8395
    @raiderwastaken8395 5 месяцев назад +3

    Imagine how powerful Martin actually is if he wasn't attempting to lose all the time...

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  5 месяцев назад

      Maybe secretly a super GM

  • @spacevspitch4028
    @spacevspitch4028 6 месяцев назад +1

    Came for the title, stayed for the music.

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  6 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you for watching !!!

  • @SwatyChopsuey
    @SwatyChopsuey Год назад

    Martin's out there actually playing checkers

  • @IntrepidKhalid_213
    @IntrepidKhalid_213 6 месяцев назад +3

    what was martin thinking when he didn't take the pawn bruv? 3:20

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  6 месяцев назад

      He malfunctioned a bit 😅😅

  • @AliRadicali
    @AliRadicali Год назад +61

    Was Martin designed to simulate a severely handicapped player? Or to lose on purpose?

    • @sr_lol5793
      @sr_lol5793 Год назад +38

      to lose on purpose, like, no one plays like Martin (except a 3y old kid whos learning how the pieces moves)

    • @banana9494
      @banana9494 Год назад +20

      It makes me question how people have 250 level rating. It seems like martin was almost losing on purpose. Even a new player, if they are a real human, should win this position I believe, unless they are losing on purpose.

    • @h.h.h.9307
      @h.h.h.9307 Год назад

      @@banana9494 humans dont lose this position simply because black just has way more than pieces than white.

    • @se6369
      @se6369 Год назад +8

      @@banana9494 Maybe it's suppose to make games even before he win or lose (most likely lose). To make games more exciting. So he's intentionally playing bad here, and if he had a bad starting position he plays great in the early game before always losing (to not reveal he's actually capable of playing great). Just a theory

    • @mauer1
      @mauer1 Год назад +9

      Thing is the bot still uses stockfish but on a really low depth and it will essentially never do the top move. (except for certain exception like the checkmate in 2 in this video)

  • @IntrepidKhalid_213
    @IntrepidKhalid_213 6 месяцев назад +1

    Martin when he doesn't take the rook:
    "I think there's a better move in this position"

  • @789tridente
    @789tridente 10 месяцев назад

    This is a fever dream

  • @SamuelAdams0
    @SamuelAdams0 10 месяцев назад +3

    wonder how many kids Martin has considering he had 34 queens by his side