Can Martin Beat Stockfish with FORTYSEVEN Queens?

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  • @AzUthred
    @AzUthred 2 года назад +15507

    You can argue that Martin is a very strong engine since random moves would give you a better result than what he does. So he is delibaretly plays bad moves which shows his understanding of the game is pretty good.

    • @kleinesschreckgespenst319
      @kleinesschreckgespenst319 2 года назад +2343

      Yeah what i think too.
      He makes calculated mistakes, so that his kids will win.

    • @harrysu1840
      @harrysu1840 2 года назад +1692

      That's not just something you can argue, it's the truth. There's actually no such thing as a 250-rated computer. "Martin" is in fact a full-strength Komodo engine that's been programmed to make a lot of mistakes and blunders.

    • @brianbuckman6908
      @brianbuckman6908 2 года назад +930

      @@harrysu1840 so he’s a good dad playing with his kids ❤

    • @invsi6231
      @invsi6231 2 года назад +484

      martin is secretly stronger than stockfish

    • @yurmom9660
      @yurmom9660 2 года назад +269

      Homie REFUSED to take pieces 😂

  • @newpgaston6891
    @newpgaston6891 2 года назад +23452

    It's funny that even Stockfish moves look random, playing against so many queens... Sometimes he trades a rook for a queen, and sometimes he refuses to capture a queen with his pawn.

    • @kirillriman3611
      @kirillriman3611 2 года назад +1098

      i more curious what the heck was that check on 4:31
      did stokfish just blunder a knight?
      (Guys, stop replying pls)

    • @akiya9216
      @akiya9216 2 года назад +147

      @@jhaoch782 pawn is pinned??

    • @mrmajestical
      @mrmajestical 2 года назад +664

      its because it isnt stockfish playing but the youtuber himself, he is trying to fool us, as in this game stockfish blunders so many times

    • @onesecondmrproof6652
      @onesecondmrproof6652 2 года назад +792

      @@mrmajestical First of all stockfish played, Pretty good!
      And second of all, Stockfish was made for normal games but wasn't made FOR "TOTAL QUEEN HAVOC"

    • @jacobreichert836
      @jacobreichert836 2 года назад +21

      @@Salmanul_ would be fun but no. most likely there will nevet be a computer with that kind of depth

  • @Bismarck-S
    @Bismarck-S 2 года назад +4351

    A rook: Takes 10 queens out of Martins arsenal
    Martin: Eh, lemme just line these queens up real nice

  • @interstellardingadingaempire
    @interstellardingadingaempire Год назад +2712

    "To get 0 percent on the test means to have known all the answers"
    Martin

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  Год назад +94

      😅

    • @gfghdgfghd6391
      @gfghdgfghd6391 11 месяцев назад +114

      Martin is actually a high-level bot reprogrammed to make blunders and mistakes.

    • @MatthewCampbell765
      @MatthewCampbell765 10 месяцев назад

      @@gfghdgfghd6391 There is, amusingly a bot even worse than Martin out there, I believe called "Worstfish" which is essentially "anti-stockfish" designed to always choose the worst moves possible.
      Amazingly, a grandmaster managed to gain the maximum possible material advantage (promoting all their pawns to queens and capturing all of the bot's pieces save the king and one pawn) and then deliberately lost to it by basically forcing it into a bunch of situations where the only legal move was for it to move into more advantageous positions.

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 9 месяцев назад +112

      @@gfghdgfghd6391 Most bots are essentially low-depth Stockfish (meaning they use little processing power) who would analyze the best moves possible. Higher "rated" bots would have a higher probability of playing the best move while lower rated ones will pick the second, third or even tenth best move over the best one more often.
      In other words: Yes, Martin knows "all" the best moves and very deliberately doesn't play them.

    • @screm5514
      @screm5514 8 месяцев назад

      "The smartest of the generation all came together with the sole purpose of creating the dumbest moron who ever lived"

  • @AceWolf456
    @AceWolf456 2 года назад +883

    250 Bot: “let me just make random moves I can make, ooh fun!”
    250 Human: “I have more things on the board than him, so if I just capture something every turn I’ll win.”

    • @bmv0746
      @bmv0746 Год назад +139

      Lmao yea, a human could easily win this, even one with 250 rating. Martin's losing on purpose.

    • @Oridemic
      @Oridemic Год назад +84

      My first thought was that you could win by just trading every piece on the board, even trading queens for pawns. Where Martin falls short is that not only does he play chess in a confusingly pacifist way, refusing to take free pieces, but he also values his queens too much to ever sacrifice or trade them.

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 Год назад +10

      And it's possible to take pieces that will allow that Queen to take another piece instead of immediately being captured.

    • @Coocoocrazy3
      @Coocoocrazy3 Месяц назад

      @@bmv0746as a human who has like 250-300 rating (im still good at chess I’ve been beating 100 elo bits and everyone i’ve met since I 5:52 was a kid I just get scared playign real people)

  • @ZWtcp
    @ZWtcp 2 года назад +10613

    watching martin lose felt like some new level of psychological torture

    • @Gingnose
      @Gingnose 2 года назад +262

      I had a heart attack while watching this

    • @andrewferguson6901
      @andrewferguson6901 2 года назад +222

      That's right, the square hole

    • @Martin-mi1oj
      @Martin-mi1oj 2 года назад +19

      :(

    • @Numerixx
      @Numerixx 2 года назад +70

      When Martin missed his chance at a mate in 1, I cringed

    • @TheBurningWarrior
      @TheBurningWarrior 2 года назад +7

      @@andrewferguson6901 Exact same energy

  • @sykes5000
    @sykes5000 2 года назад +20976

    I don't think a human 250 player could fail this
    It's painful to watch

    • @kkdpsudpsu
      @kkdpsudpsu 2 года назад +733

      i completely agree

    • @BallerGaming459
      @BallerGaming459 2 года назад +263

      Its an A.I Not An Human 💀

    • @MrVraxmoulis
      @MrVraxmoulis 2 года назад +1304

      I don't think that a 250 player human actually exists. This is close to random legal moves. If you can do legal moves you can do better than 250. Bullet chess should be excluded as it's not exactly chess in low level.

    • @tudi1999
      @tudi1999 2 года назад +736

      @@MrVraxmoulis You'd be surprised, when I started playing 2 and a half years ago I fell all the way down to 300 elo. And I was playing openings, and I had games where I had 80-90% accuracy. There are people who play at 100 elo bro.

    • @sykes5000
      @sykes5000 2 года назад +356

      @@MrVraxmoulis yeah exactly, this engine seems to do random legal moves unless it's mate in 2
      I'm baffled how impractical such a bot is, why even create it

  • @WindlordRyu
    @WindlordRyu 2 года назад +3664

    That M2 was probably done on accident while trying to open up enough space to lose on purpose.

    • @phoenixgemini42
      @phoenixgemini42 2 года назад +116

      I've done similar things and Martin has set up queen traps and found mates in 4s. he is also quite good at making the right move to avoid a surprise mate or queen trap. he definitely plays better than 250, but it seems it's quite random.

    • @yunoewig3095
      @yunoewig3095 2 года назад +102

      @@phoenixgemini42 Poor Martin, blips of genius lost in a sea of randomness...

    • @user-jk4mi4ns3n
      @user-jk4mi4ns3n 2 года назад +7

      What does M2 mean?

    • @yunoewig3095
      @yunoewig3095 2 года назад +15

      @@user-jk4mi4ns3n jk? it's mate in 2

    • @user-jk4mi4ns3n
      @user-jk4mi4ns3n 2 года назад +37

      @@yunoewig3095 literallu learnt to play chess like 5 days ago haha thanks

  • @Mikowwaa
    @Mikowwaa 2 года назад +200

    "Who needs an army when you can have a harem" -The king, probably

  • @AshfaultAssassin
    @AshfaultAssassin 2 года назад +50

    Martin is actually secretly a chess god but they needed someone to fill in as a 250 bot and he had to take the job so he purposely loses any game just so you can feel Better about your chess skills. So basically, even though he doesn't know you, he sacrifices he own happiness just to make you feel good. True friend right there praise martin!

  • @AlexSeraphim1795
    @AlexSeraphim1795 2 года назад +3850

    Martin is like a Grand father that lets you win. He pretends to try hard, and somehow you still win against him

    • @heckinggi6034
      @heckinggi6034 2 года назад +89

      A grandfather who only plays left-handed

    • @suyunbek1399
      @suyunbek1399 Год назад +47

      what do you mean grand? he is literally a father in chess lore

    • @dog_corn
      @dog_corn Год назад +19

      @@suyunbek1399 "is like" hes making an analogy

    • @ryanrg1545
      @ryanrg1545 Год назад +24

      @@suyunbek1399 "I just lost to my 4 years old"
      - Martin

    • @20kilogramsofbigmac
      @20kilogramsofbigmac Год назад +10

      @@ryanrg1545 for some reason he is always stuck in a infinite loop against his own 4 year old

  • @ericthorpe8548
    @ericthorpe8548 2 года назад +3386

    okay stockfish finding the mate while there are 5 enemy queens on the board is nothing short of incredible

    • @aubreywilt4870
      @aubreywilt4870 2 года назад

      Yeah incredibly stupid. The way Martin played he should've been won. Stupidest shit I've ever seen ever

    • @JordanMetroidManiac
      @JordanMetroidManiac 2 года назад +118

      Technically 6 queens because the mating net became possible while there were 6 😂

    • @jackybogues2495
      @jackybogues2495 2 года назад +6

      Hardly

    • @shanewright4650
      @shanewright4650 Год назад +44

      Ikr, watching the evaluation bar reach equal zero at move 50 was hilarious considering how many queens black had

    • @Th___07
      @Th___07 Год назад +1

      You just spoiled the while game 😐

  • @crowreligion
    @crowreligion 2 года назад +763

    5:05 evaluation finally realizes that martin cannot checkmate no matter how much material advantage he has

    • @scooote9478
      @scooote9478 2 года назад +107

      Stockfish got so frustrated with martin not attacking white at all it just stopped evaluating the game

    • @jkill0993
      @jkill0993 2 года назад +23

      probably was a forced draw

    • @sijenkai3928
      @sijenkai3928 2 года назад +18

      All of stockfishes moves were check so if martin played correctly i guess it’s a draw but you clearly see stockfish saw mate and martin simply didnt defend it i guess

    • @tomriddle2257
      @tomriddle2257 2 года назад

      Lol, best comment! 🤣

    • @smickothesmickest
      @smickothesmickest 2 года назад +5

      Fun Fact: if you're stupid enough, Martin can actually checkmate.
      I'm not an idiot, I just experimented with it by doing the Bong Cloud opening.

  • @szymongliniecki2098
    @szymongliniecki2098 2 года назад +143

    Me being down two pawns in my games: Damn, I've already lost, I can just resign at this point
    Stockfish being down 263 material points: 😎🤙

    • @bupereira
      @bupereira Год назад +2

      "I got this!"
      - Stockfish, probably

  • @SoMuchNoise1
    @SoMuchNoise1 2 года назад +28

    Seeing the odds to win bar shoot up to 50-50 while Martin is up +36 is low key kind of a flex

  • @WhisperMTG
    @WhisperMTG 2 года назад +1197

    Rest in piece to the people who un-ironically lose to the Martin bot on a regular basis

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  2 года назад +221

      :(

    • @seblewongeltima3101
      @seblewongeltima3101 2 года назад +110

      has anyone ever lost to it like ever?

    • @eden5060
      @eden5060 2 года назад +343

      @@seblewongeltima3101 the first time i picked up chess, i decided to play him. i won by checkmate, and i barely even knew how the pieces moved.

    • @seblewongeltima3101
      @seblewongeltima3101 2 года назад +46

      @@eden5060ikr, the first time i played him I had some over the board practise so it wasn't even close

    • @smickothesmickest
      @smickothesmickest 2 года назад +170

      When I downloaded it for the first time, I played against Martin. He frickin rekt my ass since my dumbass thought Pawns could capture pieces in front of them, I later learned they could only capture pieces if they were at the corner of their vision.
      Then I whooped his ass after learning my mistake

  • @zachs.4371
    @zachs.4371 2 года назад +539

    I genuinely think any human being with an understanding of chess rules and the intelligence of an 8 year old would win this every time. Literally all you have to do is blindly capture pieces, which is something beginners are exceptionally good at.

    • @Geomephysicus
      @Geomephysicus 2 года назад +43

      A 3 year old can understand chess rules so they can prbly win that too

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 Год назад +13

      @@Geomephysicus from Russia

    • @bend4456
      @bend4456 Год назад +57

      I wish they made low rated bots that behaved like low rated humans, I know it’s difficult but if the bots went for “obvious” plays that a beginner would see (like taking a piece even though it’s a bad trade) then the bots would make more sense as 250 rated. Rather than “I’m gonna let the rook take 8 queens”

    • @iaganfoss
      @iaganfoss 9 месяцев назад

      No martin would beat you if you just moved random shit, he doesn’t ignore free pieces

    • @zachs.4371
      @zachs.4371 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@iaganfoss I meant any human could beat stockfish with this many queens

  • @Thaplayer1209
    @Thaplayer1209 2 года назад +607

    It’s seems like I was right about Martin losing even with his half of the board being queens

  • @Poopyfarts96.
    @Poopyfarts96. Год назад +18

    POV: Your opponent says you play like a bot 😐
    You are playing chess 😃
    Your name is Martin: 😐

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  Год назад

      😆😆

    • @Zaary
      @Zaary Месяц назад

      LMAO that was a good one

  • @grasss.mp4
    @grasss.mp4 2 года назад +28

    Watching Martin refuse to capture the opponent's pieces when he is targeted is just torture

  • @l0rdr4ym4n
    @l0rdr4ym4n 2 года назад +1636

    Finally Martin won. I am happy for him.

    • @Rio_VR
      @Rio_VR 2 года назад +10

      I thought he lost?

    • @infrences
      @infrences 2 года назад +34

      @@Rio_VR HE DIDn’t

    • @verifiedgentlemanbug
      @verifiedgentlemanbug 2 года назад +7

      @Rayden lmao hahahahahahahaha

    • @kingsley.
      @kingsley. 2 года назад +12

      @@Rio_VR first round

    • @myrum2844
      @myrum2844 2 года назад +1

      Didn't he lose?

  • @nickbolas3081
    @nickbolas3081 2 года назад +809

    Maybe Martin is a really peaceful player. There are a lot of times he does not kill a piece, eventhough he has the option. He's a pacifist who might prefer a mobile game about gardening instead of chess. I respect you Martin.

    • @Geomephysicus
      @Geomephysicus 2 года назад +3

      Jokes on you, gardening simulators are very relaxing

    • @assiaisindegyara4905
      @assiaisindegyara4905 2 года назад

      I believe martin just hates women. And wanted to see his queens die

    • @yeetionary
      @yeetionary 2 года назад +2

      @@Geomephysicus they never said anything on if a gardening game is relaxing or not

    • @City1Tiger
      @City1Tiger Год назад +2

      @@Geomephysicus imagine taking offense to that

    • @hayond656
      @hayond656 Год назад +1

      @@Geomephysicus I think he said that because Martin would find those games more relaxing

  • @newpgaston6891
    @newpgaston6891 2 года назад +722

    GJ Stockfish on the knight promotion! Making sure not to promote into a queen/rook, because it would force Martin to address it (his king being in check)!

    • @flipwonderland
      @flipwonderland 2 года назад +75

      stockfish tends to be pretty smart

    • @Nominal9
      @Nominal9 2 года назад +132

      Yeah, i heard stockfish is pretty good at chess

    • @mohammedshehada5373
      @mohammedshehada5373 2 года назад +20

      That coz it assumes it will be captured anyway (best move) :)

    • @asdfoifhvjbkaos
      @asdfoifhvjbkaos 2 года назад +5

      i guess knight is the queens weakness too

    • @ZnxlyQ
      @ZnxlyQ Год назад +2

      Pretty sure it was the person making this video doing it i dont think sf had a reason to make a pony

  • @cysgod45
    @cysgod45 Год назад +28

    Martin after beating someone with 47 queens:
    "Wow, I'm so damn smart. Let me teach this to my kids"

  • @doguezter7047
    @doguezter7047 5 месяцев назад +8

    0:23 perfection has failed

  • @milanborjan8686
    @milanborjan8686 2 года назад +497

    Martin is better he just feels sorry for stockfish

    • @Jen-br5hx
      @Jen-br5hx 2 года назад

      sorry that stockfish is stuck a few inches into Hans' ass.

  • @proud2birishamerican
    @proud2birishamerican 2 года назад +265

    Martin's strategy to trade material for piece activity was brilliant, unfortunately he must have miscalculated one of the mate in 4 lines and ended up losing that match. Truly a classic.

  • @Levipaulsen
    @Levipaulsen 2 года назад +698

    Martin - "Connect Four!"
    Stockfish - "this is Chess."
    Martin - "got it .. I'd like to purchase Park Avenue and add 2 little houses"

    • @hypercubemaster2729
      @hypercubemaster2729 2 года назад +23

      Park Place, lol.

    • @b4ph0m3tdk9
      @b4ph0m3tdk9 2 года назад +40

      Martin: Bingo!

    • @FireFoxie1345
      @FireFoxie1345 2 года назад +25

      “King me”

    • @diamondxmen
      @diamondxmen 2 года назад +25

      Martin: “将死!”
      Stockfish: “Okay 1. This is not Chinese Chess, and 2. What did you just say?”
      Martin: “如果有人愿意翻译这个,我希望你今天过得愉快,l。 如果你不是,我希望它会变得更好。”
      Stockfish: 😐😑😐 “Yeah okay, I’m done.”

    • @019_Sharma
      @019_Sharma 2 года назад +2

      @@diamondxmen thanks bro

  • @lastmanstanding3739
    @lastmanstanding3739 2 года назад +16

    Martine is the equivalent to that freindly robot in Irobot. Martin will rescue us all, and save humanity when artificial intelligence attempts to dominate the human race.

  • @SomeoneElse0-1
    @SomeoneElse0-1 Год назад +3

    This takes you’re playing checkers while I’m playing chess to a whole new level

  • @Moleoflands
    @Moleoflands 2 года назад +108

    It just depresses me watching him blunder like 59 Queens to a Knight that spends it life with a rope around its neck from all the hanging it does

  • @matthewkirkhart2401
    @matthewkirkhart2401 2 года назад +128

    Me at the beginning: "Yay, Martin!"
    Me at the end: "Oh Martin ... 😭"

  • @minerfinger6814
    @minerfinger6814 2 года назад +222

    I am so mad that I lost to that martin. I really should just walk around with a 'kick me' poster on my back

    • @krrpmitsuki
      @krrpmitsuki 2 года назад +10

      😂

    • @empressofhearts7300
      @empressofhearts7300 2 года назад +20

      You'll get better, comrade

    • @sheulidas451
      @sheulidas451 2 года назад +3

      Martin is so bad, and u lost to Martin???

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  2 года назад +31

      Awe you got this!!

    • @CrystCrunch
      @CrystCrunch Год назад

      How are you legally a human? How does someone with room temperature iq even live? You really lost to MARTIN?

  • @Bakushoui
    @Bakushoui Год назад +4

    Beautiful, Truly Beautiful! I think martin is underrated. He even went for the Queens Queen opening in the beginning and unfortunately was beaten by stockfish.

  • @temmie4534
    @temmie4534 2 года назад +8

    Magnus Carlson's personal hell would be watching this play out continuously.

  • @UMCorian
    @UMCorian 2 года назад +173

    "When Martin Struggles to find checkmate, put a queen of his in every square so his only moves end in checkmate." - Sun Tzu

  • @TroubledGremlin
    @TroubledGremlin 2 года назад +237

    I liked it when Stockfish pinned the queen to the queen to the queen to the queen

    • @crimsonqueen751
      @crimsonqueen751 2 года назад +41

      He did what😳?! I'd start playing chess much sooner if i knew it was this hot.

    • @boblin8246
      @boblin8246 Год назад +2

      @@crimsonqueen751 LMAO

    • @lunathimhlahlo2254
      @lunathimhlahlo2254 Год назад +2

      🤣🤣

    • @big_numbers
      @big_numbers Год назад

      @@crimsonqueen751 LMFAOOOOOOOOO

  • @aliumhoomens8467
    @aliumhoomens8467 2 года назад +267

    Sometimes stockfish should trust Martin to be Martin not taking his pieces.

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  2 года назад +46

      Yeah Stockfish would likely have won much quicker!

    • @aliumhoomens8467
      @aliumhoomens8467 2 года назад +31

      @@joekempsey Martin always plays the 60th best move after all

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  2 года назад +14

      @@aliumhoomens8467 XD

    • @oblivion9202
      @oblivion9202 2 года назад +6

      It did, when stockfish checks the king on 4:28 it literally blundered the queen to the A6 queen.

  • @Valok
    @Valok 9 месяцев назад +1

    oh wow ... i didnt expect this page to be one of the funniest i ever came across in my entire life.
    what a gem.
    i love you, random funny commentators.

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  9 месяцев назад +1

      :D thank you for watching!

  • @alon3304
    @alon3304 2 года назад +119

    MARTIN is programmed to always lose, he can have 2 legal moves, one is checkmate and 1 one is stalemate, he'll go for stalemate

    • @yuvrajsarda6660
      @yuvrajsarda6660 2 года назад +13

      I just tried playing absolutely random moves against martin and he won (by checkmate).

    • @tomasdias1753
      @tomasdias1753 Год назад +11

      So if martin plays against martin will it always draw?

    • @Pes._
      @Pes._ Год назад +1

      ​​@@tomasdias1753 the real questions. Get to it youtube man

    • @KemosabeTBC
      @KemosabeTBC Год назад +3

      I guess this is not true. I just played completely random moves and Martin checkmated me in 4 moves (I'm not kidding). Here is how it went: 1. b3 e5 2. Nc3 Qf6 3. e4 Bc5 4. Bc4 Qxf2#

  • @itisALWAYSR.A.
    @itisALWAYSR.A. 2 года назад +32

    The thing with the 47 Queen setup is it pretty much forces checkmate. Martin *could* eke a draw, but that would require optimal moves with perfect cooperation [eg 1. Nxa3, anyQxa3, 2. Rb1, both sides shuffle that rook and Queen back and forth to draw by repetition].
    The issue comes is that Martin didn't get the memo, and isn't so organised either. His options are very limited with such a full board. He's practically obliged to capture pawns, and on such an open board, having dozens of queens makes mate near enough a mathematical certainty with so few degrees of freedom.

  • @kimgiahn
    @kimgiahn 2 года назад +68

    i like how the points advantage of martin just keep on dropping like a boss' health

  • @Sparky4111
    @Sparky4111 Год назад +1

    This was honestly better than Gotham cheeses videos because it was only five minutes instead of twenty five.
    Love the videos. Keep it up! ❤

  • @Mac-jq3lh
    @Mac-jq3lh 2 года назад +8

    Every move is a Queen sacrifice

    • @Miguel_Angel51
      @Miguel_Angel51 Год назад +1

      Top Queen Sacrifices That Didn't Save Shit 🤑🤑

  • @debblez
    @debblez 2 года назад +82

    i bet martin would win with bishops instead of queens because he would make more forward moves by chance

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz 2 года назад +13

      He would win with pure pawns.

    • @crimsonqueen751
      @crimsonqueen751 2 года назад +6

      ​@@Dexuz "FOR THE KING! CHAAAAAARGEE!"

    • @Leck400
      @Leck400 Год назад +1

      @@crimsonqueen751 That would be pure horses

  • @RealGhoda
    @RealGhoda 2 года назад +37

    When your material advantage is mroe than your elo

  • @magstau4177
    @magstau4177 2 года назад +19

    "You are surrounded!"
    "All I am surrounded by is fear and dead men"

  • @Pengochan
    @Pengochan 2 года назад +3

    Stockfish just optimizing to give Martin the most oportunities for a blunder.
    3:25 converting to a knight, because conversion to a queen would force Martin to take.

  • @raiderwastaken8395
    @raiderwastaken8395 9 месяцев назад +4

    Imagine how powerful Martin actually is if he wasn't attempting to lose all the time...

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  9 месяцев назад

      Maybe secretly a super GM

  • @zigzagnemesist5074
    @zigzagnemesist5074 2 года назад +46

    Imagine being in a losing position while having 6 queens on the board 🤣

  • @Redacted_Ruler
    @Redacted_Ruler 2 года назад +33

    This is like fighting a dark souls boss with no equipment

    • @kcculla
      @kcculla 2 года назад +5

      Stockfish is the boss

    • @Miguel_Angel51
      @Miguel_Angel51 Год назад

      @@kcculla Yeah, and u spend all ur souls for growing "STR" but not "VIT", good damage but disgusting defense

  • @canter1ter
    @canter1ter 2 года назад +26

    at this point i am utterly convinced that martin (the bot) has a built-in anti catch-up system, where if he's up too much material, he literally wont do shit

  • @SamuelAdams0
    @SamuelAdams0 Год назад +4

    wonder how many kids Martin has considering he had 34 queens by his side

  • @A_Swarm_of_Waspcrabs
    @A_Swarm_of_Waspcrabs 2 года назад +15

    I remember this video where a guy made weird chess algorithms to pit against one another. One bot he made performed only random moves, and had an Elo of 294 IIRC. I suspect Martin bot literally makes random moves. If Game 1's setup was repeated and the same thing happens, then I'd be wrong.

    • @sanhakim1335
      @sanhakim1335 2 года назад +1

      I've beaten martin before using random attacking moves without even looking where his pieces moved and what was protecting what for the first 20ish turns, so I suspect that's trur

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  2 года назад +9

      Martin does find the checkmate in two every time for me D: (in position with 47 queens on board)

  • @legasius9358
    @legasius9358 2 года назад +43

    Martin, the only 250 capable of finding a mate in 2

    • @kingsley.
      @kingsley. 2 года назад +1

      anyone lower would find mate in 1

  • @TheLiverX
    @TheLiverX 2 года назад +25

    That's more like minesweeper when there are no safe moves and praying is the only option.

    • @pans7761
      @pans7761 2 года назад

      You don’t know how to play minesweeper?

    • @TheLiverX
      @TheLiverX 2 года назад +11

      I very much do. Many minesweeper version don't guarantee solvability, hence it can often become a guessing game, in which the best strategy is to figure out the cell with highest chance not to be a mine. And it all depends on luck in that case.
      "Simon Tatham's Portable Puzzle Collection" has a version of minesweeper with the option to ensure solvability, while classic Windows Minesweeper is purely random.

    • @maximofernandez196
      @maximofernandez196 2 года назад

      I hate when this happens. It always breaks my personal speedruns

    • @emmanuelhoule8070
      @emmanuelhoule8070 2 года назад +4

      @@TheLiverX That is why you always start by clicking all 4 corners 😎

    • @CramcrumBrewbringer
      @CramcrumBrewbringer 2 года назад

      @@TheLiverX Very annoying when this occurs.

  • @skyback13
    @skyback13 3 месяца назад +3

    Feel free to pause the video and find the winning move for Martin....
    For those of you who found the move, congratulations. For those of you who just want to enjoy the show, the move is LITERALLY ANY MOVE.

    • @User-g2c7t
      @User-g2c7t Месяц назад

      Except the one that Martin plays ofc 😂

  • @denij7
    @denij7 Год назад +2

    Queen's biggest sacrifice

  • @keldonmcfarland2969
    @keldonmcfarland2969 2 года назад +6

    Yes!!! Finally!! He finally won with a board full of Queens!

  • @kyoopihd
    @kyoopihd 2 года назад +8

    Satisfying to see Martin finally win

  • @Jan_Heckmann
    @Jan_Heckmann 2 года назад +6

    I am sure that Martin will keep on learning and he will be better sometimes!
    Probably not as good as his Kids, but his own level!

  • @joekempsey
    @joekempsey  Год назад +993

    Hi everyoneee!!!! Just want to thank you all tremendously for checking out this video - we now broke 1 MILLION VIEWS!!!!! You all give me so much motivation to keep going. And your comments have been hilarious 😆😆
    Also, just to answer some of your most asked questions:
    1. HOW TO SET UP THE MATCH
    Go to www.chess.com/analysis and set up whatever crazy position you want to face Martin against. Then you just need to click on the bullseye button in bottom right corner. And from this screen, click on the computer icon in bottom right corner to select the bot you wish to play!
    2. WHY STOCKFISH IS DRAGGING PIECES
    This is just me playing the moves out from Stockfish, which I had running on another screen. I cut out time between moves when Stockfish is thinking. This process is beginning to be more automated - check out recent video (Stockfish 15.1 playing 1. f3) if interested to see this :D
    3. WHY STOCKFISH IS 1600
    This is just the ELO the account I created started at. I now just use inspect element to change the ELO to be 3700+ XD
    Thank you all so much for your time. I will get back to all of your comments today - currently working on a unique and fun Martin challenge video, hopefully updated by day’s end :D
    Cheers to everyone!!!!

  • @pedroakjr2371
    @pedroakjr2371 5 месяцев назад +2

    i'd say losing this game is almost as hard as winning a normal position. i'd probably have messed up and checkmated the engine by accident.

  • @chrisb8698
    @chrisb8698 2 года назад +9

    Hang in there Marty!!!

  • @Hordil
    @Hordil 2 года назад +5

    Martin Bot 47? Guess the 47 stands for his ELO! Should have used this as basis for playing with my kids xD

  • @definitelynotmeowzie5079
    @definitelynotmeowzie5079 2 года назад +21

    Martin is insane, hes just better

  • @eVill420
    @eVill420 Год назад +1

    Seeing stockfish play like this makes it way less scary than "robots Will take over the wooorld" its inability to realize Martin's weakness makes it struggle way more than it should

  • @Mozartminecraft
    @Mozartminecraft Год назад +1

    Notice the notation at 1:27 Qd5c5. This is only possible for queens, knights, and bishops, and there must be three of them, all able to move to the same square and one must share a rank with one and a file with the other.

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  Год назад

      Not notation you see every day :)

  • @nguyentheson2767
    @nguyentheson2767 2 года назад +10

    i feel pain when martin don't take a piece

  • @cbandit7715
    @cbandit7715 2 года назад +8

    why am i so proud of martin lol

  • @zenaxia8063
    @zenaxia8063 2 года назад +4

    me before the match: 47 queens?? its not possible to lose"
    Martin:"is that a challenge?"

  • @nemokhan1898
    @nemokhan1898 3 месяца назад +2

    Cannot believe Matin lost,even when he had 9 queens against Stockfish

  • @VGEmblem
    @VGEmblem 4 месяца назад +1

    "It's impossible to lose this. Any move leads to victory"
    .....
    Actually impressive.

  • @IntrepidKhalid_213
    @IntrepidKhalid_213 10 месяцев назад +4

    what was martin thinking when he didn't take the pawn bruv? 3:20

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  10 месяцев назад

      He malfunctioned a bit 😅😅

  • @ph03n1xm9
    @ph03n1xm9 2 года назад +7

    Stockfish: OH GOD OH GOD MATE IN 3 ON THE BOARD PROMOTE TO A KNIGHT BECAUSE THAT SAVES A MOVE THROW AWAY THE QUEEN FOR AN EXTRA MOVE OF LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAA
    Martin: _busy learning how the queen moves_

  • @TristanWintle
    @TristanWintle 7 месяцев назад +4

    1:44 Knight blunder.

  • @charc0al_tv
    @charc0al_tv 9 месяцев назад +1

    Martin would absolutely destroy at the giveaway chess variant

  • @SuperZardo
    @SuperZardo Год назад +1

    This Martin thingy plays like an amoeba. Must have been trained using the rules of checkers, lol.

  • @AliRadicali
    @AliRadicali 2 года назад +61

    Was Martin designed to simulate a severely handicapped player? Or to lose on purpose?

    • @sr_lol5793
      @sr_lol5793 2 года назад +38

      to lose on purpose, like, no one plays like Martin (except a 3y old kid whos learning how the pieces moves)

    • @banana9494
      @banana9494 2 года назад +20

      It makes me question how people have 250 level rating. It seems like martin was almost losing on purpose. Even a new player, if they are a real human, should win this position I believe, unless they are losing on purpose.

    • @h.h.h.9307
      @h.h.h.9307 2 года назад

      @@banana9494 humans dont lose this position simply because black just has way more than pieces than white.

    • @se6369
      @se6369 2 года назад +8

      @@banana9494 Maybe it's suppose to make games even before he win or lose (most likely lose). To make games more exciting. So he's intentionally playing bad here, and if he had a bad starting position he plays great in the early game before always losing (to not reveal he's actually capable of playing great). Just a theory

    • @mauer1
      @mauer1 2 года назад +9

      Thing is the bot still uses stockfish but on a really low depth and it will essentially never do the top move. (except for certain exception like the checkmate in 2 in this video)

  • @stoneheademojie9210
    @stoneheademojie9210 2 года назад +4

    No doubts that Martin would make one of the smartest human beings to ever be known on this planet

  • @adityapathak5908
    @adityapathak5908 3 месяца назад +3

    I don't need sleep. I need answers.

  • @HerrFinsternis
    @HerrFinsternis Месяц назад +1

    I like the parts where Martin sacrifices 5 queens before doing what needs to be done. It's a daring approach.

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  14 дней назад

      He’s inventing his own style of play :D lol

  • @akultechz2342
    @akultechz2342 Год назад +1

    5:04 the time when the legendary battle begins

  • @memaglia8288
    @memaglia8288 Год назад +3

    Martin is like a relationship, unpredictable

  • @lanceareadbhar
    @lanceareadbhar 2 года назад +5

    I kept pleading for Martin to trade 18 of his queens for 18 of White's pieces, but he said he had a better method to win. :)

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 Год назад

      A human player can probably do it with a few less than eighteen Queen sacrifices, because there's a few spots where you can take a white piece without having your queen immediately captured.

  • @renarddubois940
    @renarddubois940 2 года назад +6

    wait Martin actually went for good moves!?
    I really thought Martin would find a way to loose this

  • @IntrepidKhalid_213
    @IntrepidKhalid_213 10 месяцев назад +1

    Martin when he doesn't take the rook:
    "I think there's a better move in this position"

  • @jakobrosenqvist4691
    @jakobrosenqvist4691 8 месяцев назад +1

    When "take something with a queen every turn" is the only rule you need for a sure victory and he still manages to loose it's actually pretty impressive.

  • @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555
    @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555 Год назад +16

    martin is -100 elo lol

  • @marcusrefsland7731
    @marcusrefsland7731 Год назад +5

    0:47 As it turns out, the Martin bot can find a mate in two though, the bot struggles to find anything else. (Martin) wha tha- that’s me- mean (Martin crying)

  • @marekhrabovsky5890
    @marekhrabovsky5890 2 года назад +3

    I beat Martin 10:3 in 1 minute games. His quick random moves can be problem when you do not have time to think.

    • @marekhrabovsky5890
      @marekhrabovsky5890 2 года назад

      10:0 against Wayne...probably i found out how to play againt them...

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  2 года назад +1

      @@marekhrabovsky5890 :D nice! Yeah shorter time controls can be tricky for sure, especially since bots play so fast and Martin’s moves are simply unpredictable

  • @rhuajjuu7726
    @rhuajjuu7726 Год назад +1

    The second game is like a depressing apocalyptic horror movie where you need complete luck to survive

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 Год назад

      No no... It's modern horror where the protagonists keep making the worst choices possible, so they all get eaten.

  • @nathanielgreer2764
    @nathanielgreer2764 5 месяцев назад +1

    Martin is the Glass Joe of Chess engines.

  • @abrahamhawkins1754
    @abrahamhawkins1754 2 года назад +6

    Hans is taking notes for the next tournament.

  • @trattoretrattore8228
    @trattoretrattore8228 2 года назад +4

    3:45 Martin blunders a queen.

  • @azueri9187
    @azueri9187 2 года назад +4

    Stockfish is clearly cheating, Martin is too good to be beaten

  • @restorasenrisei9991
    @restorasenrisei9991 10 месяцев назад +1

    Dang, Stockfish out here re-enacting the French Revolution

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  10 месяцев назад

      Hunting down the king at all costs!

  • @theDr_Fist
    @theDr_Fist 2 года назад

    This is perhaps the most aggravating video that exists on RUclips

  • @andrasxi
    @andrasxi 2 года назад +8

    this is so painful to watch

  • @INKDOGGYRBLX
    @INKDOGGYRBLX Год назад +4

    stockfish player 💀💀

    • @justvoahxhdy
      @justvoahxhdy 5 месяцев назад

      Bro clearly doesn't understand 💀