Chess But I Can't Move Pawns
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Martin desperately wanted to show off a new move he'd learned - but he needed you to push the pawns you had in order to en passant.
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How does en passant work please explain
@@greed_conn749 kinda hard😬
@@greed_conn749 en-passant is a glitch in the codes of chess.
Edit : What have I created in the replies.. the whole reply section is about this singular joke..
@@GamingChair9482 bro it's not
i would love to see the analysis of this one.
"75 missed wins"
"48 blunders"
"23 mistakes"
And a hundred of funnies move 🤣
Add 37 war crimes to that
@@i-am-batman8538 and 4 felonys :P
@@fabilikesbutter9603 and a happy new year!
There will be no missed wins if you dont make any good moves
13:20 "Can you please move a pawn!??" He says...while putting Martin in check. So no. No, he literally cannot move a pawn.
Good one!
Seriously though…
Depends on the check.
@@Carboy45 well in this case the pawns are all on the other side of the board so they definitely cannot block the check. So the king has to move.
@@Supergoon1989 well also some checks were ones that check the king and pawn can take to stop the check or some did nothing so not all of them were checks where king had to move
Nelson - "Martin, can you please DO something?!?"
Martin - *glares at Rh1, Rg1, Rh1, Rg1, Rh1, Rg1, Rh1, Rg1, Rh1, Rg1, Rh1, Rg1....*
Lmao
Damn this comment is underrated. I love this kind of humour
@@issmoul931same
Martin: I'm trying very hard to blunder, but he just refuse to catch the chance
martin fact. He never randomly move pieces into danger. He always need more than 1 attacker to capture if there is only 1 defender.
How about when there are NO defenders? -.-
@@irrelevant_noob then he takes.
@@GamingChair9482 except it DIDN'T... repeatedly. -.-
@@irrelevant_noob He didn’t know the pawns couldn’t take tho
@@benjaminmudd2071 sure, but i'm not talking about when the rook was offered as a trade on a square defended by pawns, but when pawns were left undefended waiting to be captured...
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It’s a draw 😂
@@cslim3343 or lose bcs time down
Stalemate
@@cslim3343 It's a joke 😂
That’s impossible to do 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Challenge: play Martin but you’re only allowed to move your pieces (and pawns) one square per move. That means the knights are stuck but all other pieces can move, diagonals are still 1 move.
That's too easy I think
@@savageraccoon787 he doesn't have knights and the queen moves like a king,sounds easy to you?
@@kales901 yea
@@kales901 To be fair you can still give out checks and mates from range
@@kales901Easy against Martin because he can get his pieces outside of the pawn chain. This pawn prison challenge is way harder. This is shuffling pieces randomly waiting for Martin to blunder and let out more pieces. In the suggested variation, the NM can use actual strategy and has many many choices so even with slow 1 space moves he can defend everything and coordinate all his pieces together (except knights)
27:46 Qd8+ was the best because you capture d4 pawn after that and the queen covers mating square
Exactly
A faster strategy is put your knights in harms way of the opponent's pawns at F3 and C3. The opponent will capture the knight, which will put it within reach of your pawns. It will capture a pawn on its next turn, allowing you to free your pieces.
10:23 Martin the entire game watching Nelson move his rook one spot over and over again:
"Just wanted to experience that Ra8-b8 for myself, maybe there's something to it!" xD
This was a good challenge; it was like Martin knew were doing this challenge and not to take your pawns
I think the play is to get a rook out, capture all Martin's pieces (not pawns), and then trap/stalemate the king FORCING Martin to move pawns forwards and capture
How do you get the rook out though
How do you capture Martin's queen and still have enough to trap him afterwards? o.O
In the end he should have captured but rooks and then it would have been a quarenteed win
I love how it has evolved to a ChessSimp type videos
9:45 Nf1 discovered check, martin takes knight, fork of king and queen with other knight. Obviously stopped by king ignoring the knight, but it's Martin, so who knows
Play with martin but you can only move pawn
I scrolled down the comments and someone already mentioned the missed opportunity at 10:48. Ne3+ won white's Queen (due to the fork).
i aggre i also noticed that
I was searching for this comment❤
It was so painful to watch how nelsi does not see that he could move the king to d1 and then rook to c1.
Martin could just sacrifice his queen and capture with the rook for mate, not that he would ever see that but lol
@@tommills9486 It would only be mate if you took the queen with the rook. There's no real mate threat there
That would be mate in 2 as well (king to d1, queen to b1, rook captures, rook to b1).
@@cherrylk4188 as soon as you play king d1, martin can go queen b1 forcing rook to capture and then recapture is mate
@@Jake_LBG thats not a forced capture, rook can slide to c1 and just wait there, if the queen captures rook then the king captures queen and theres no mate threat
You are forgetting the fact that your pawns still have a use. You cannot move them, but Martin doesn’t know that. Your pawns still provide protection.
Martin could win by just moving a bishop but he doesn't like an idiot.
Martin may be Elo 250 but when he's wasting your time in these challenges he's Trollo 2500 at least
We love andrewanyplace
"Trollo 2500" lmao
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11:00 bishop from 10,000 miles away
Your checkmate at the end depends on your ability to capture the king with your pawns if he moves. However, you can't move your pawns. Because of this, your game only ended with a check as you immobile pawns won't put the king into check if he moves to them.
25:40 Qh5 was winning, the knight protects the queen
Idea: you can move a piece only if the original pawn in front of it was captured. This way you start only with pawn moves and the more you sacrifice, the more you can use
Super easy, just get out the rook, a queen and a knight and a bishop and it will be pretty easy to win against martin
16:26 the whole hanging the rook is not good because your pawns have to move to recapture.
Right but if his pawns could recapture then Marin's pawns could capture his, allowing his other pieces to get out
@@BRIN1783 Are you blind? He cant move his pawns so he cant defend his pieces with his pawns but he does all the time.
This makes me question the intelligence of chess players
@@BRIN1783 The only reason it works is because the bot doesnt think that way and wont take because he thinks you will retake with the pawn since hes not aware of the challenge
10:48
you missed Ne3 forking the queen with check instead of winning a pawn
update: thanks for the correction, did not sleep much whilst watching the video 😂
Ne3 not Ke3
For you @anerbitton Ne3 because k is taken by the king
K = king. N = knight. So i am guessing you meant Ne3+.
i seen that also
Take that pawn....
Take this pawn......
"I'm going to beat Martin at his own game here"... the game of stupidity lol
Would like to see a variation of this idea but you choose where your pawns are before the game starts. In theory you could place all of them right in front of martins pawns and sacrifice them all or try to strategize
My first thought is to gambit a knight for a pawn on the 6th, enticing Martin to capture the b or g pawn, freeing the bishop and rook
All Nelson's other pieces : "Go Martin go " 😂😂😂
The middle game felt like when the anime protagonist unlocks the power of friendship and proceed to wreck the villain, just to notice it was actually a satire and loses anyway.
10:37 ne3 wins a queen
to beat martin, you must first learn to play like martin
At 25:10 you can do knight takes pawn f5, rook takes knight, rook b1. This stops checkmate threat and attacks queen
Make more like these!! I love them all
Also at 21:38, Martin could have moved Nd3+ to force capture of your newly released Queen :)
😂 here comes the cavalry he says after 40 horsey moves
Martin was like dude this guy sucks more than I do, I have no idea what to do
I like how Martin keeps moving only his pawns at the start. It’s like he’s showing off lol
Martin is like playing my dad at chess
Next challenge, you have to open up your bishops and use only knights and bishops against Martin
too easy
@@thezetes maybe not. Keep in mind this game was only won because Martin allowed the queen to escape. Without the queen it might not have been possible.
@@CharlesPanigeo I tried it today and won after three tries, the only thing that's hard is to avoid exchanges! But I am 1500 and Nelson will have less problems!
10:48 you misses a royal fork
10:49 you had fork with that knight king and quenn ahhh ahhhhh
Can you play "Chess But I Can't Move The King" and if you get check with nothing to block it, you lose.
Ez
Needs better bot
you get forked you get screwed
That means if knight gives check and you can't capture the knight, you lose.
27:47 if Nelson had given check on d8 the king would move and he can take the pawn on d4 stopping mate!
i saw that too and i was internally screaming
Take the rook Martin! Maybe he got the clue that you aint wanna move the pawns 😂 😂
Chess Vibes: "He's not doing anything" (proceeds to play Rook a1 for the 10th time)
Martin: "Bruh"
I think because you were playing so oddly, Martin didn't know what to do either! Ironically it might have been easier to have beaten a higher-rated bot.
i think martin is programmed to be more passive and wont take first especially in a losing position
10:46 Didn't expect an IM to miss a fork
I'm 1100 and even I saw that 🤦
26:05 you did have a follow up where you could've potentially gotten the rook for free, while checking the king. After QH5, go QH4, then KH5. Depending on what he does with the rook you could take it, but his king will eventually end up on E5 which you can check again with QG3
"this is gonna be a long game"
Martin is like: "in no world do I make pawn moves or captures. 50 move rule or die trying.
i like the addition of music in the background, it really makes the video feel more relaxing and calm!
You had knight to e3 at 10:48, winning the queen.
About to say that
E3? Knights don’t move like that bro…
Also king can just take the knight even if the knight can go there
You are half-blind
Yes, the knight can move there
And keep in mind that in this precise timestamp it is white's turn, in which he played Kd5, so all works out
trying to get martin to take a free rook is like trying to spoon-feed a fussy baby
☠
14:47 you missed an opportunity to skewer a rook
this challenge is harder than you'd think. my first game was a draw, second one I got mated.
I did it first try not even lying
Omg it's Albert Einstein it's Albert Einstein oh my god@@julianmorga5653
10:48 how you missed that queen king fork😂
It was protected by bishop dumbass
10:48 the fork litterally screaming play me😂
At 27:49 you missed a winning move, Qd8+ after king move you can play Qxd4 and protect against the mate, and you can will the game. I played about 20 games against him to see what would happen and I won every time.
10:49 is it just me or did Nelson miss a king and queen fork lol
I was thinking that lol 😅
You're right!
Quite a few moves Nelson missed...
That was much more entertaining than it had the right to be!
(Conclusion)
Martin's ignorance is what makes him a genius.
Just beat Elani(400) at this, then beat her at "can't take any pawns".
It was depressing. In game 1, my knights traded for a rook and a queen, then she took so long to take a pawn while my rooks danced that I feared a draw. Then she freed one rook, who took everything she had but pawns and finally she pushed a pawn, freed the other rook, and made checkmate possible
Game 2 was mildly more interesting
24:54, you could've done KD1, followed by RC1 and you would've been safe.
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I wish there was a chess robot that played like an actual person for realistic practice. It seems like all of them just defend their pieces and never go on the attack
When you said can he see it the music said Noaw “no” 😂
at 2:04 you could (should) have played knight F3 and it would probably been taken by the g4 pawn.
you could have prevented both checkmates at 27:48 by going to d8 check and d4 pawn take
the pawns cant move
I like ur calm music and calm voice
11:18 ”He saw that!?”
Martin may be mediocre at chess, but he ain’t blind.
During the second game, couldn't you just take both his rooks, so he only has pawns left? That way he HAS to take your pawns
Or, he would just keep moving his king around for eternity.
I did it on 3rd attempt 😅. Has anyone tried to take all of Martin’s pieces, check mating him, but here’s the catch, you can’t lose a single piece, pawns included!! I have done it so it’s probably not that hard, just lucky.
did grammarly learn to autocorrect your "pawns"?
@@cbsttst thanks Alice🤪
16:32 dude you can't Move your pawns
For martin:always miss free rook
Hbomb VODS plays this music while popping bosses. Fixed pawns is a worse restriction than banned farms and banned paragons.
Protecting your H pawn made this a lot harder. Just let his other bishop take it.
This had me Shouting at the screen - let martin take your knight with his pawn to open your pawn structure.
8:50, I was screaming ROOK A6
@27:49 : QD8!, followed by QxP on D4, covers the mate square
@28:46 : RB1 to trade rooks (or evict it, releasing your rook)
Nelsi:Take my free rook!
Martin:😎
At 24:00 go kd1, if Martin plays Qb2, play rc1, and you sacrifice the rook but you can't be immediately mated.
It looks like Martin knows that you can't move pawns
That was so funny watching it never take the pawn.
Chatgpt:
Alright ima just kill my pawns
The reason Martin doesn’t take is because he doesn’t know pawns aren’t aren’t a threat. so he won’t take anything that is sandwiched between your pawn wall and his pieces.
Eval bar literally playing Hurdle Jumper 😂
Feels like martin knew the pawns cant move
27:53 , queen d8 check, queen takes d4, presenting opportunities of trade (wqueen for bqueen and bhorse)
Also from queen d4 there’s moves like queen e3 (possible check), or general checking patterns to develop more positions
Martin is so peaceful man lmao
See who you can beat with knights that you can't jump over other pieces. Bonus points if at least one is involved in delivering checkmate.
at around 14:25 maybe if you played rook to d6, you'd put the king in check and and if the king moves you'd win the rook so maybe martin would've taken with the pawn to get out of check and from there maybe he's more likely to take e7 or c7 both of which let your queen out
Challenge: You play against Martin, but you only can capture if your piece moves backwards.
This also means, pawns can't capute anything.
2nd game- R-a6 either traps his rook or trades them off and activates your Queen and Bishop.
fun fact: if you can't get martin to take your pieces, take one of his pieces, while putting you in danger, and he will most likely take back
27:50 Qd8+ forces the king to move since there isn’t a way to block, then Qxd4 covers d2 and the mate in one. Then the just has to stay on the d file until less it’s checking the King to continue to defend. This may have already been commented, but can’t read all of them
1:27 you can just do g4 and when martin takes you will be free
In the second game nelson missed a fork lol
10:47 you missed Ne3 forking the Queen and King
True
White king 👑 isn't forked.
I think Martin is just scared of pawns.
This prooves that pawns are the most useful chess piece. Being not able to move other oieces would have been much easier. Juicers on top.