JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven Movie (Part 2/3) - HD

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  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025

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  • @michaelaguirre5293
    @michaelaguirre5293 5 лет назад +1634

    “First Vampires and now dinosaurs. This is getting ridiculous”
    You’re telling me, Johnny

  • @pai8117
    @pai8117 5 лет назад +2022

    since people inside the turtle can hear the conversations outside, i could just imagine all of them having a movie night in there, watching jotaro deal with jolyne and the others.

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 5 лет назад +198

      Seeing pillar men, watching as jotaro might punch a hole in the skull of one of their friends. Classic movie night.

    • @pai8117
      @pai8117 5 лет назад +72

      The *not-so-bizarre* movie night

    • @kalamitinoiz9251
      @kalamitinoiz9251 4 года назад +21

      Josuke: Is that Jolyne?

    • @telejottiithe2nd883
      @telejottiithe2nd883 4 года назад +9

      28:50

    • @AxenfonKlatismrek
      @AxenfonKlatismrek 4 года назад +4

      Whatever are they watching, it might not be BORING like this story

  • @lndphoenix161
    @lndphoenix161 7 лет назад +2582

    Father like son. Josuke using the mummy to scare Rohan, while Joseph using the mummy to scare Caesar

    • @zentstar7x
      @zentstar7x 6 лет назад +165

      They even creeped out a bit because of the Corpse Part

    • @colemacgrath8846
      @colemacgrath8846 5 лет назад +56

      I literally thought you meant they used tomoko and lisa lisa.

    • @meekuooeeoo
      @meekuooeeoo 4 года назад +7

      @@colemacgrath8846 *_what_*

    • @lunaticnomad0
      @lunaticnomad0 4 года назад +5

      @@colemacgrath8846 omg lmao

    • @lunaticnomad0
      @lunaticnomad0 4 года назад +30

      @@meekuooeeoo mummy and mommy are similar words so Josuke uses his mother Tomoko to scare Rohan and Joseph uses Lisa Lisa to scare Ceasar

  • @fueeewry4114
    @fueeewry4114 5 лет назад +2227

    Just think how akward it was to enter a turtle and inside it there's the whole joestar blood line and their friends in a same room

    • @What-dn9ll
      @What-dn9ll 5 лет назад +331

      just think how crowded must be inside that turtle

    • @phantomx3902
      @phantomx3902 5 лет назад +28

      @@What-dn9ll it say like space

    • @azuila
      @azuila 5 лет назад +215

      it goes from a 20 year old gentlemen from britain to a 15 year old italian rockstar with little clothes

    • @chrisli1212
      @chrisli1212 5 лет назад +92

      Imagine being Jonathan.

    • @unoangelopolistico8921
      @unoangelopolistico8921 5 лет назад +30

      @The Nova renaissance I was waiting for a person to figure this out

  • @godseekeryhar
    @godseekeryhar 5 лет назад +852

    Imagine being a main Jojo villain of an era then a angry looking Japanese teenager comes up to you and traps you into a turtle then you see over 20 pissed looking Jojo characters looking at you

  • @stevejordan544
    @stevejordan544 5 лет назад +1167

    Jotaro: *Normal tone* Hey Gramps, is that punk over there you?
    Old Joseph: *Screams in a level where Ceaser and Young Joseph can hear* Don't call me a punk!
    Young Joseph: Hey, what are you guys whispering about?

  • @セト-c5g
    @セト-c5g 5 лет назад +3171

    Joesph: *Remembers Caesar But Not Himself*

  • @ΝίκοςΚούλογλου
    @ΝίκοςΚούλογλου 5 лет назад +596

    Old Joseph: Who's that sweaty little brat?
    Young Joseph: Who's this mangy old fart?

  • @CasualDraws
    @CasualDraws 5 лет назад +446

    part 3 Jotaro in part 6: i must still be alive in this era
    part 6 Jotaro: Freezing

    • @stone_the_jojo_fan9749
      @stone_the_jojo_fan9749 4 года назад +66

      Jotaro: “I must still be alive in this era”
      Araki and Jolyne: “well yes, but actually no”

  • @craxnor
    @craxnor 6 лет назад +711

    29:10 Man Older Joseph knew exactly what to say. It's like he'd rehearsed what he wanted to say or... oh. Oh, right.

    • @Superboi7777
      @Superboi7777 5 лет назад +44

      Oh- my god

    • @harishyqchy
      @harishyqchy 5 лет назад +101

      craxnor it’s the equivalent of coming up with the perfect comeback the day after the argument happened

    • @ytw101
      @ytw101 2 года назад +13

      "Shuddap!!!"
      I bet Joseph wanted to tell himself that for over 50 years because of how green he was.
      And given a literal chance to say what he wanted for over 50 years, I bet he was happy.
      You can tell how much he had rehearsed this argument so often that he knew exactly what to say to not just Caesar, but himself as well.
      That shows how much joseph regretted this argument for over 50 years. The fact how simple this argument could not only have been avoided, but had stopped his best friend from being killed on a suicide fight.

  • @M4NC3R_420
    @M4NC3R_420 5 лет назад +290

    lisa lisa: sees that cutscene is over
    "ight time to fall over".

  • @ikablockytheloser988
    @ikablockytheloser988 7 лет назад +1908

    19:30
    Both Josephs having an internal “OH MY GOD” at the same time!?
    I feel complete

    • @kasockiii2416
      @kasockiii2416 5 лет назад +63

      as dax would say, that's some legendary shit.

    • @LegosforFr33
      @LegosforFr33 5 лет назад +47

      OOOH NOOO

    • @darwisyaslam2573
      @darwisyaslam2573 5 лет назад +35

      Would it be funnier if Jotaro and Caesae joined in as well

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 5 лет назад +10

      @@darwisyaslam2573 at best jotaro would be all like, i cant beat the shit out of you without getting closer.

    • @a.r.mproductions5616
      @a.r.mproductions5616 4 года назад +6

      It was so funny I’m still laughing

  • @_JOJO_8
    @_JOJO_8 8 лет назад +1072

    The Battle Tendency part brought tears to my eyes. Poor Old Joseph. He just doesn't want history to repeat itself. Thanks for uploading!

  • @sainleone7599
    @sainleone7599 6 лет назад +2511

    So basically Jotaro just carries two Polnareffs with him all the time? Cute

    • @M4NC3R_420
      @M4NC3R_420 5 лет назад +60

      twice the naniiiiiiii?!!!

    • @劳桑-e8x
      @劳桑-e8x 5 лет назад +46

      Then why there aren't three jotaro

    • @bubbleboy3448
      @bubbleboy3448 5 лет назад +29

      @Ray Venesia part six: he sleep

    • @pedropedrohan102
      @pedropedrohan102 5 лет назад +8

      @@bubbleboy3448 yes he did

    • @lordfencepanel8666
      @lordfencepanel8666 4 года назад +6

      Marco Perez they did my man dirty tho.At least let him live until part 14.Rest in Peace,Jotaro.

  • @jotarokujo1910
    @jotarokujo1910 5 лет назад +695

    Introducing,
    Stroheim, The Perfect Lifeform.
    *move aside Kars*

    • @jotarokujo156
      @jotarokujo156 4 года назад +31

      *Yare yare*

    • @julius2349
      @julius2349 4 года назад +16

      @@jotarokujo156 ORA

    • @chromosaur2560
      @chromosaur2560 4 года назад +17

      DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI!

    • @cjhomik7410
      @cjhomik7410 4 года назад +9

      @@jotarokujo156 MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

    • @haybo1306
      @haybo1306 4 года назад +4

      Shoot

  • @talkingbtr-82a76
    @talkingbtr-82a76 7 лет назад +2429

    I would give anything to find out what happens between all these characters inside that turtle...

    • @cethvinson6931
      @cethvinson6931 6 лет назад +175

      tashfeen shafee well I know what's inside it. A comfy room, eventually this turtle came from Vento Aureo.

    • @cethvinson6931
      @cethvinson6931 6 лет назад +103

      And it's called Coco Jumbo and it has a stand Mr. President.

    • @spongeyspikes09
      @spongeyspikes09 6 лет назад +528

      All i can imagine is Kakyoin and Okuyasu discussing the wonders of MILFs

    • @Itsallovernow.thankyou
      @Itsallovernow.thankyou 6 лет назад +60

      party????????????????

    • @BlueFlameBird
      @BlueFlameBird 6 лет назад +477

      i imagine:
      someone, probably polnareff: so jojo-
      literally all the jojos: what?

  • @Soothsayer_98
    @Soothsayer_98 6 лет назад +571

    Josuke creeps out Rohan with a corpse part.
    Now Joseph creeps out Ceasar with a corpse part.
    Interesting...

  • @ZainIsInPain
    @ZainIsInPain 5 лет назад +698

    Wamuu: says *G R I N* out loud

    • @phantomx3902
      @phantomx3902 5 лет назад +3

      what does that mea

    • @AnnoyingRko
      @AnnoyingRko 5 лет назад +1

      @@phantomx3902 grin is smile

    • @Biscwutitsutos
      @Biscwutitsutos 5 лет назад +7

      ''nobody:'' memes arent funny, just cringe

    • @mudjiasihsumarno8146
      @mudjiasihsumarno8146 4 года назад +4

      22:08

    • @felixargyle1285
      @felixargyle1285 4 года назад +4

      @@silent04_ the joke would have been funnier without the nobody, people are just adding it into memes randomly

  • @deviltrigger9699
    @deviltrigger9699 6 лет назад +267

    14:31 at least Joseph understands one thing "always trust Speedwagon"

  • @aceventurasspear22
    @aceventurasspear22 5 лет назад +223

    Jotaro: *gets told the ability of the main antagonist’s stand*
    Also Jotaro: “Damn I don’t know what his ability could be.”

    • @elijahpadilla5083
      @elijahpadilla5083 4 года назад +15

      He moreso seems to struggle with what "overwriting reality" is as a concept. It's just translated a bit weirdly. After the Darby poker game, the thing he mutters to himself is closer to "but I have no idea how an ability like that works".

    • @dscomeback9502
      @dscomeback9502 4 года назад +5

      And i the end So its the same type of stand as Star Platinum

  • @mrreyes5004
    @mrreyes5004 6 лет назад +869

    26:35 That moment when you realize Joseph is both younger and older than his mom at the same time.

    • @zentstar7x
      @zentstar7x 6 лет назад +119

      BT Joseph: Yo, Master
      SDC Joseph: Hi, Mom-- wait, i mean master...

    • @NoNoDontTouchMeThere
      @NoNoDontTouchMeThere 5 лет назад +46

      @@jotarokujo5538 *ALABAMA wants to know your location*

    • @M4NC3R_420
      @M4NC3R_420 5 лет назад +4

      alabama 100?

  • @muzuchama
    @muzuchama 5 лет назад +873

    This is unrealistic. Hol Horse would have brought someone to fight with him.

    • @rantorrod5155
      @rantorrod5155 4 года назад +56

      That just means he grew a pair of balls for the first time

    • @dio9488
      @dio9488 4 года назад +20

      Yea also he has a gun and as we all know guns in jojo cant ever kill theyr target take abdol the wolf from part 7 that straitzo all of anyone who stroheim attacked also santana and others that im too lazy to list off

    • @muzuchama
      @muzuchama 4 года назад +3

      @@dio9488 just use part e

    • @muzuchama
      @muzuchama 4 года назад +2

      3*

    • @dio9488
      @dio9488 4 года назад

      @@muzuchama sorry about that one i forgot

  • @Sprottel_SFM
    @Sprottel_SFM 5 лет назад +525

    23:07
    Joseph: "ILL TAKE YOU ALL ON"
    Ceasar: *Starts dancing*

  • @pintitledploose9484
    @pintitledploose9484 5 лет назад +565

    If jotaro hears that pucchi is dio’s boyfriend he will laugh so hard

    • @db1454
      @db1454 4 года назад +68

      Now that i think about it, I've only seen Jotaro laugh once or twice out loud

    • @zaikozenkai849
      @zaikozenkai849 4 года назад +24

      Dio:😳

    • @CrazyLazyMarie
      @CrazyLazyMarie 4 года назад +81

      **Laughs in two identical rocks.**

    • @abandonedlmao9433
      @abandonedlmao9433 4 года назад +9

      @@CrazyLazyMarie *LAUGHS ON OVER HEAVEN*

    • @noriakikakyoin7790
      @noriakikakyoin7790 4 года назад +5

      @@CrazyLazyMarie that was a pretty funny moment tho

  • @dorufa3372
    @dorufa3372 5 лет назад +528

    1:35 you have to pose before you breathe hamon

  • @celestialstarsilver
    @celestialstarsilver 5 лет назад +455

    during battle tendency Jotaro was just put on spectator mode once the pillar men showed up

    • @rickroll4117
      @rickroll4117 5 лет назад +15

      @Sunshine Skystar actually, the Pillar mens are pretty strong, not even THE WORLD can stop them, only hamons can stop them.. Search em up if you want

    • @rickroll4117
      @rickroll4117 5 лет назад +10

      @Sunshine Skystar er, I'm also asking the same thing, but yet, their poses can kill stand users.

    • @m.huseinaqilah1717
      @m.huseinaqilah1717 5 лет назад +4

      @@rickroll4117 don't believe anything they write on Google bro.

    • @rickroll4117
      @rickroll4117 5 лет назад +8

      @@m.huseinaqilah1717 nah fam, I know I'm wrong. Stands CAN defeat the pillar men's. It's just that not all stands..

    • @mikeyes620
      @mikeyes620 5 лет назад +11

      @@rickroll4117 Yeah, and they have a turtle full of stand users, a lot of which could do real damage to the pillermen on standby.

  • @Just_A_Husk
    @Just_A_Husk 5 лет назад +398

    I expected a BRRRRRRRAAAKAMONOGAAAA but no. The Noble One is an ass for not doing this.

    • @AxenfonKlatismrek
      @AxenfonKlatismrek 5 лет назад +14

      NOT COPYING GERMAN LINE OVER AND OVER IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome 5 лет назад +10

      You thought it would be BRRRRAKAMONOGAAAA! But it was I, Noble one!

    • @camdonfischer7566
      @camdonfischer7566 4 года назад +2

      The noble one isn’t so noble anymore because he didnt BRRRRRRRRRAAAKAMONOGAAAAA us

    • @Namerex
      @Namerex 4 года назад +2

      BBBRRRRRRAAAAAAKKAAAAAA MOOOONOOGAAAA DOITSU DO SEKAI ICHIII

  • @presto0194
    @presto0194 6 лет назад +1729

    Ok, now how do we explain to Lisa Lisa that she has a gangstar brother in Italy?

    • @theunknowngoon1108
      @theunknowngoon1108 6 лет назад +394

      Just bring it up in a casul conversation like this
      "Hey lisa Lisa how was your day? Oh yeah you have a gangstar brother in Italy named giorno Giovanna

    • @bingo9348
      @bingo9348 5 лет назад +335

      Lisa Lisa’s husband who is George Joestar, which would make Giorno her brother in law.

    • @MugdhaMahdiShams
      @MugdhaMahdiShams 5 лет назад +186

      @@bingo9348 ah but Lisa Lisa was also Erina's adopted daughter, so that would make Giorno her half brother as well

    • @primordiuspendragon1620
      @primordiuspendragon1620 5 лет назад +65

      Mugdha Mahdi Shams Both wouldn't know it unless Old Joseph talked about their future of how Dio actually survived and stole Johnathan's body, and anyone in the room except Giorno knows about his father.

    • @ExiletheJedi
      @ExiletheJedi 5 лет назад +135

      Good grief, the joestar family tree is confusing as all hell.

  • @kuruma2023
    @kuruma2023 6 лет назад +173

    Joseph's fighting with his personality began when Ceaser died. After that, he thought even more for others than himself.

  • @Reikachandesuu
    @Reikachandesuu 5 лет назад +526

    Everytime he gets the turtle,
    YARE YARE DAZE.

  • @noahgardner4758
    @noahgardner4758 5 лет назад +172

    Even tho young Joseph has a death ring around his heart valve, he still was willing to go with his future self to get some body parts to stop a threat he doesn’t care about or even should know exists. That’s 「kinda stupid」

    • @NashiEmilie
      @NashiEmilie 5 лет назад +15

      plot twist,jotaro took it off (i dunno)

    • @speedwagonfoundationoffici4997
      @speedwagonfoundationoffici4997 5 лет назад +6

      Noah Gardner how do you make those half brackets

    • @ShaneSDCR
      @ShaneSDCR 5 лет назад +32

      They have Josuke and Giorno. Those two can easily remove the rings.

    • @kenfrancisfernandez6817
      @kenfrancisfernandez6817 4 года назад +5

      It's because Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

    • @MT-sn3dl
      @MT-sn3dl 4 года назад +6

      rohan, josuke, or giorno would be able to remove it

  • @BloodyBraces
    @BloodyBraces 5 лет назад +311

    How great was that part where Josuke and Josuke fought Kira and Kira and Josuke thought Kira was Kira

  • @danielli226
    @danielli226 5 лет назад +101

    "That's my old friend Caesar!
    Yeah he died."

  • @fueeewry4114
    @fueeewry4114 5 лет назад +371

    Think how weird the battle in Jonathan and young Joseph eyes
    Litteraly moving air

    • @mattiemango6058
      @mattiemango6058 4 года назад

      They probably have a spare arrow there and maybe jonathan and joseph get stands?

    • @mattiemango6058
      @mattiemango6058 4 года назад

      @KrekJed wait a sec u cant have two stands

    • @mattiemango6058
      @mattiemango6058 4 года назад

      @KrekJed yenik but a stand is a part of a soul so jonathan doesn't have one only dio does

    • @mattiemango6058
      @mattiemango6058 4 года назад

      @KrekJed maybe johhny joestar had one sooooo he forgot

    • @mattiemango6058
      @mattiemango6058 4 года назад

      @KrekJed wut our spelling and grammar are getting worse lol

  • @kenz7545
    @kenz7545 5 лет назад +67

    jolyne: i guess ill call u dad for now
    jotaro inside but we cant hear him:Who tf is this girl calling me dad

  • @user-en6yw5fs4w
    @user-en6yw5fs4w 5 лет назад +321

    I haven’t played EOH and I just admire at the fact that a golden burrito can do that stuff

    • @ShaneSDCR
      @ShaneSDCR 5 лет назад +37

      Mmmmmmjesusburrito

    • @SpeedWeed261
      @SpeedWeed261 5 лет назад +37

      JESUS TOLD ME TO KILL THE PRESIDENT

    • @cjhomik7410
      @cjhomik7410 4 года назад +4

      @@SpeedWeed261 NANI

    • @AxenfonKlatismrek
      @AxenfonKlatismrek 4 года назад +2

      But what it cant do is make the story not boring

    • @amoghketkar2559
      @amoghketkar2559 4 года назад +10

      They probably made it a burrito to censor it... Because in the manga they have a literal brown rotten corpse

  • @DarthAlphaTheGreat
    @DarthAlphaTheGreat 5 лет назад +75

    If Old Joseph is half as smart as he is now, DIO's crownies might have had a hard time...

  • @zachsin2411
    @zachsin2411 6 лет назад +137

    i like how clam jotaro is and is just casually like "guess ill save my surprise for later"

  • @genericmanchild
    @genericmanchild 5 лет назад +78

    i was waiting for old Joseph to say "hi mom"

  • @tollburd1348
    @tollburd1348 5 лет назад +75

    Anomaly Person: lol Bai
    Jotaro: Alright. I'm going to just stand here and say a clever line and do nothing about it even though I have a stop time ability and then say "give me a break" later
    Other person with Jotaro: Bruh

  • @rock374
    @rock374 4 года назад +48

    Jotaro is like “alright guys finish talking? Go into my inventory

  • @jodais1524
    @jodais1524 5 лет назад +74

    Funny how the Stone Ocean, Steel Ball Run & JoJolion chapters all correspond to their parts.

  • @chipthedino9504
    @chipthedino9504 5 лет назад +76

    Josuke and Giorno watching speed wagon try to heal Jonathan

  • @yuhaino
    @yuhaino 5 лет назад +60

    araki: if jotaro and others came back in time to see young Joseph fighting, they’d see him wrapped up with hermit purple
    the canon game:

  • @visfar101
    @visfar101 5 лет назад +78

    *Speedwagon is so loyal I love him he must be protected at all costs*

  • @justsomeweeblmao6973
    @justsomeweeblmao6973 4 года назад +58

    Even when possessed, Stronheim has to scream about how superior he is. This is why I love him.

  • @menouakari
    @menouakari 4 года назад +62

    the amount of ptsd joseph must've had seeing his young self arguing with caesar

  • @averagemuscleenjoyer3361
    @averagemuscleenjoyer3361 4 года назад +54

    Imagine when polnareff finds a arrow and accidentally pierce himself then they all starting swaping souls

    • @Ilsezwarts
      @Ilsezwarts 3 года назад +1

      That only happened because Polnaref had less control over his stand after being beat by diavolo. I imagine young polnaref would have more control over an awakened stand,

  • @jjcjr
    @jjcjr 5 лет назад +56

    am i the only one that didnt realize that jonathan and josuke were the only ones allowed to go to the next era because part 7 and 8 are their counterparts?

    • @dnar.677
      @dnar.677 3 года назад +3

      it is the point

  • @borter567
    @borter567 5 лет назад +199

    I felt like... idk it would be weird meeting your great ancestor like Jonathan, like how would you go about it. But at least show some emotion or lines between them. I felt Jonathan was kinda put to the side I wanted to see more interactions between him a Joseph. In part three he was so angry at dio for taking his body yet he’s not even going to talk to His grandfather?

    • @theslaughter1696
      @theslaughter1696 4 года назад +2

      Is it in the vid ? If yes, time code ?

    • @Torontoian007
      @Torontoian007 4 года назад +6

      @@theslaughter1696 no, it's in the first part of the EoH storyline

  • @Skeetalz
    @Skeetalz 2 года назад +10

    Josuke: "Ew! It's all dry and flaky!" "I'll scare Rohan with this"
    Joseph: "Ew! It's all dry and flaky!" "I'll scare Caeser with this"
    Like father, like son

  • @zentstar7x
    @zentstar7x 6 лет назад +104

    Kira, Kira, Half Kira-Half Joestar, Joestar, and a Higashikata

    • @shaqyfury1476
      @shaqyfury1476 5 лет назад

      What?

    • @shaqyfury1476
      @shaqyfury1476 5 лет назад +2

      Their is 3 joestars, 1 giovanna, 2 kujos, and 2 higashikata

    • @Zachattack10213
      @Zachattack10213 5 лет назад +8

      shaqy fury He was referring to 1:36:38
      There are 2 Kiras, Josuke (Part 4) is a Joestar, Joshu is a Higashikata, and Josuke (Part 8), if I remember right, is a combination of his original body and his universe’s Kira’s personality.

    • @shaqyfury1476
      @shaqyfury1476 5 лет назад

      @@Zachattack10213 huh i never recognize. Tysm and also the funny thing was i was on that part when i commented

    • @specialbeamvegeta4059
      @specialbeamvegeta4059 4 года назад

      And a Kujo

  • @sugoma6028
    @sugoma6028 4 года назад +20

    I like how turtle Polnareff is being carried around through all this and is just like fine with it, no struggle or anything. Just chilling.

  • @letmepeekatchu1309
    @letmepeekatchu1309 6 лет назад +471

    Jonny Gets the legs of the holy corpse lol

  • @StarDustSeb
    @StarDustSeb 5 лет назад +89

    I was thinking the pillermen would kill them but I forgot about everyone inside the turtle omg I would kill to have seen that fight

    • @some_shitposting_idiot3023
      @some_shitposting_idiot3023 5 лет назад +28

      Imagine how butthurt the pillarmen would be if old Joseph beat them with hermit purple

    • @The_Arctic_Kiwi
      @The_Arctic_Kiwi 5 лет назад +9

      @@some_shitposting_idiot3023 he just reaches his fingers out and they disintegrate

    • @m.huseinaqilah1717
      @m.huseinaqilah1717 5 лет назад +8

      I don't get why they didn't just come out in every battle so it's a guaranteed win. So 2 bad guys vs. 20 JoJo and Jobros.

    • @superclovergamer4683
      @superclovergamer4683 5 лет назад +2

      @@m.huseinaqilah1717
      I guess its to make it fair
      I mean they have Girino with GER
      That could easly beat them

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 5 лет назад +5

      At least the pillar men fight couldve been intresting like all the jojos with their jobros, attacking the pillar men, with phantom blood and battle tendency cast doing final hits and the rest just weakening the pillar men, so hamon users can kill them

  • @Nicksisgoated
    @Nicksisgoated 4 года назад +55

    Imagine how awkward it is in the turtle

    • @MissyJadieee
      @MissyJadieee 3 года назад

      Yeah cool but same pfp

    • @beaneyguy3815
      @beaneyguy3815 3 года назад +2

      Young Joseph and Jonathan are just watching people grab stuff with the air and this werid guy keeps talking to his gun

  • @gilbertotabares8196
    @gilbertotabares8196 6 лет назад +217

    Shame Foo Fighters didn't make it into the game.

    • @lyz1424
      @lyz1424 5 лет назад +26

      There's no water

    • @stefy7234
      @stefy7234 5 лет назад +17

      Even Abbacchio didn't make it ;-;

    • @azuila
      @azuila 5 лет назад +10

      but the saddest of all is poco and his naked ass

    • @reygoh9944
      @reygoh9944 5 лет назад +3

      I want this game to get an HD remake with the characters you mentioned.

    • @reygoh9944
      @reygoh9944 5 лет назад +3

      Hold on, is younger d'arby in the game?

  • @shootingstar4468
    @shootingstar4468 5 лет назад +52

    I'm waiting for the plot twist where a revived Danny actually saves the day.

  • @loganh4642
    @loganh4642 5 лет назад +33

    Joseph: imma Hamon
    *poses to breath*

  • @stefy7234
    @stefy7234 5 лет назад +110

    They totally wasted the chance of playing the Pillar Men theme during their introduction

    • @roserose109
      @roserose109 3 года назад +1

      the pillarmen theme didn't exist back then

    • @supremacy-dt7ud
      @supremacy-dt7ud 3 года назад +6

      @@roserose109 It did, copyright is the reason it wasn't used.

  • @dragonjames4500
    @dragonjames4500 6 лет назад +38

    I keep waiting for Pucci to start singing Hellfire from Disney.

  • @ginnakv4929
    @ginnakv4929 5 лет назад +139

    Wait a sec. I just realized this.
    Johnny Joestar’s VA is Jonathan’s
    Diego Brando’s VA is Dio’s
    OH.
    THEY’RE THE EXACT OPPOSITE.

    • @matty3967
      @matty3967 5 лет назад +24

      Johnny is Yuki Kaji, Jonathan is someone else

    • @ginnakv4929
      @ginnakv4929 5 лет назад +7

      MattyHasNerdNeck ...
      ohhhhhhhh.
      welp, thanks mate.

    • @lyz1424
      @lyz1424 5 лет назад

      wats va

    • @nekololipantsu1280
      @nekololipantsu1280 5 лет назад +2

      @@lyz1424 Voice actor

    • @shaqyfury1476
      @shaqyfury1476 5 лет назад +1

      I think it's because Johnny is a alternate universe to Jonathan or something like that

  • @edbertextreme
    @edbertextreme 5 лет назад +98

    Harmon breathing has a pose huh

    • @Popebug
      @Popebug 5 лет назад +17

      It's JoJo, there's a pose for everything.

    • @banishingwarden
      @banishingwarden 4 года назад +3

      There's probably a pose for posing :00

    • @saladman3915
      @saladman3915 4 года назад

      Ruined the 69 likes lmao

  • @imunoriginal382
    @imunoriginal382 4 года назад +38

    *Joseph:* "Ahh I forgot Jotaro, meet your great grandmother."
    *Jotaro:* "..........."
    *Kakyoin: YES YES YES YES YES!*

    • @znspyder
      @znspyder 2 года назад +1

      Kakyoin living the fucking dream

  • @fortidogi8620
    @fortidogi8620 5 лет назад +16

    The part with Darby is what I was hoping for more of from this game. Yknow, really interesting, gripping character interactions that can only happen because of the story, but aren't just more accessories to the Over Heaven Dio thing.

  • @princeofddr
    @princeofddr 6 лет назад +114

    56:56
    JOJOS (and Koichi), ASSEMBLE!

    • @凸益凸-w4b
      @凸益凸-w4b 5 лет назад +20

      > Implying that Koichi isn't a Jojo

    • @princeofddr
      @princeofddr 5 лет назад +10

      Jennifer Huntley He’s a JroBRO.

    • @setanta4004
      @setanta4004 5 лет назад +24

      Hes a reliable guy

    • @The_Arctic_Kiwi
      @The_Arctic_Kiwi 5 лет назад +1

      Sonic and knuckles (and koichi)

    • @pastel5288
      @pastel5288 5 лет назад +1

      What about Speedwagon?

  • @kavabungaman5983
    @kavabungaman5983 5 лет назад +177

    I would've died if instead of Caesar Kakyoin was taking Lisa Lisa to her room 😂😂😂

  • @confusedjay717
    @confusedjay717 5 лет назад +31

    57:05
    I love how Koichi just replaces Johnny

    • @harishyqchy
      @harishyqchy 5 лет назад +11

      ACmega I mean, he is truly a reliable guy

    • @AxenfonKlatismrek
      @AxenfonKlatismrek 4 года назад

      Who wants a crippled guy?

    • @Torontoian007
      @Torontoian007 4 года назад +2

      Fun fact: The VA for Johnny in the games is Koichi in the anime

    • @Ilsezwarts
      @Ilsezwarts 3 года назад +1

      @@AxenfonKlatismrek ehm, Johnny is hella OP tho...? Also thats really rude

  • @towers7623
    @towers7623 5 лет назад +14

    Old Joseph taking up the BT pose again just 'cause gives me life.

  • @averydestin
    @averydestin 5 лет назад +24

    welcome to 30 minutes of me staring at Kars’ loincloth lol

  • @Lepsuzzz
    @Lepsuzzz 5 лет назад +14

    Jonathan never realized that Johnny is the same as him just in different universes

  • @Miyuki_Shell
    @Miyuki_Shell 5 лет назад +51

    15:55
    jotaro: shut up and come at me
    16:00
    jotaro: why'd you attack us?
    😂😂

    • @christopherjohnson2354
      @christopherjohnson2354 4 года назад

      Like what?

    • @Sampl9845
      @Sampl9845 3 года назад +4

      i think it was more asking his reason of starting the attack in the first place
      it's not like jotaro randomly walked up to hol horse and demanded a fight, hol horse was gonna attack eventually

  • @shaik100_
    @shaik100_ 5 лет назад +12

    Nobody:
    At least one of the anomaly people after they get defeated: Ight ima head out

  • @nicholasmaiab.6668
    @nicholasmaiab.6668 5 лет назад +35

    Me; noticing Jotaro is actually younger than Jolyne in here lol

  • @sansgolem168
    @sansgolem168 5 лет назад +93

    Others: Weird flex but ok
    Me an intelectual: 32:01

    • @lordkars3971
      @lordkars3971 5 лет назад +3

      Lmfao

    • @Rapr47
      @Rapr47 4 года назад +1

      I love your profile pic and name

    • @noriakikakyoin7790
      @noriakikakyoin7790 4 года назад +1

      @@Rapr47 he's too powerful

    • @Rapr47
      @Rapr47 4 года назад

      He's the real ultimate lifeform

    • @noriakikakyoin7790
      @noriakikakyoin7790 4 года назад

      @@Rapr47 kars could never get on his level

  • @InfernosReaper
    @InfernosReaper 5 лет назад +87

    It's weird how they have 2 healers in that turtle, but they don't do anything

    • @zeekdoes2426
      @zeekdoes2426 4 года назад +11

      I think they are too busy healing the other peeps in the turtle or something

  • @NightmareUnleashed93
    @NightmareUnleashed93 5 лет назад +8

    “First Vampires and now dinosaurs. This is getting ridiculous”
    Johnny Joestar would be great at Cinemasins

  • @ujigigas
    @ujigigas 4 года назад +8

    Jotaro: *asserts domminance for literally most of the game*
    Giorno: *pulls out piano* You better watch you mouth
    Gold experince requiem: Know your place trash
    Tusk act 4: I'm not playing these games

  • @danishhasan2053
    @danishhasan2053 5 лет назад +16

    36:02
    Joseph:i found the holy corpse!
    Jotaro:nah i found it first

  • @Avikori
    @Avikori 5 лет назад +19

    I wanted to see Jotaro fight the Pillar Men, and after he'll say "Yare yare daze.."

  • @FoxBallFlat
    @FoxBallFlat 4 года назад +7

    Jotaro: I tried to get through that crack in the light and it pushed me away.
    Speedwagon: Obviously, the scenario is that the two respective equivalents of the first universe go to see their doubles.

  • @tollburd1348
    @tollburd1348 5 лет назад +32

    17:38 Ceasar: My gaydar is picking up a lie

  • @nikolasblood6731
    @nikolasblood6731 6 лет назад +51

    THERE ARE TOO MANY GOD DAMN JOJOS

  • @LuchinoGregoretti
    @LuchinoGregoretti 5 лет назад +44

    22:09
    *"G R I N"*

  • @Silver-Arrow
    @Silver-Arrow 6 лет назад +48

    two and a half Yoshikage Kiras

  • @raiedahmednishat8883
    @raiedahmednishat8883 6 лет назад +50

    2:03 don't mind us were just posing at each other

  • @chara2038
    @chara2038 5 лет назад +28

    56:59 OH BOY! ALL THE MAIN JOJO'S!!!! Ohh... Josuke is here too...

    • @some_shitposting_idiot3023
      @some_shitposting_idiot3023 5 лет назад +17

      Don't dis josuke

    • @shaqyfury1476
      @shaqyfury1476 5 лет назад +1

      Josuke is a JoJo...his his Joseph so which makes him an joestar

    • @NashiEmilie
      @NashiEmilie 5 лет назад +9

      @@shaqyfury1476 nah koichi is part 4 jojo what are you talking about

    • @shaqyfury1476
      @shaqyfury1476 5 лет назад +2

      @@NashiEmilie nah jotaro was

    • @T_Dude
      @T_Dude 5 лет назад +2

      I see what you guys are going for, but Koichi isn’t really JoJo material the same way the other JoBros (Caesar, Bruno, etc) are. He’s had to be saved in multiple occasions after all.
      I’m not saying he isn’t useful. He’s done quite a few good things, most memorably 3 Freezing Yoshikage’s hand in the last confrontation and allowing Jotaro to ORA him into an almost Swiss Cheese.

  • @Goldenscorpion
    @Goldenscorpion 5 лет назад +27

    The perfect game does not exis..... JoJo´s bizarre adventure eyes of heaven!!!

  • @Mark-bc1ej
    @Mark-bc1ej 4 года назад +6

    Seeing the exchange between Young Joseph, Old Joseph and Ceasar is really something ❤ Talk about bittersweet

  • @lycan6552
    @lycan6552 4 года назад +4

    I just love the fact that the Holy Corpse only resonates with a fellow Holy Corpse when the Battle has already ended even though it occured on the same place.

  • @Tynov_msk
    @Tynov_msk Год назад +1

    Young Joseph and Ceasar: aggressively posing at each other
    This is why Battle Tendency is my favourite

  • @alexishodge6153
    @alexishodge6153 5 лет назад +96

    What did Jotoro mean when he said "I guess I'll save my surprise for later" on 45:29

  • @didi1232001
    @didi1232001 4 года назад +4

    "why is it always me who has to do the explaining?"
    to be fair, the last time it was YOUR SON and this time its LITERALLY YOU

  • @okuyasunijimura1970
    @okuyasunijimura1970 3 года назад +4

    I can just imagine joseph in the turtle going “OHH MYY GADD” in the turtle after Jolyne says that jotaro is her father

  • @Awsomeness103
    @Awsomeness103 6 лет назад +48

    THE ENTIRE HORSE

  • @randomguyorsmth
    @randomguyorsmth 5 лет назад +16

    I now cannot hear the word "Kars" without thinking "Kazoo" from the way they are saying his name

    • @Rapr47
      @Rapr47 4 года назад +1

      Karsoo

  • @whytho7111
    @whytho7111 4 года назад +7

    Everyone: Oh no! Maybe our hamon isn't strong enough to beat the Pillar Men! If only we had a relatively OP ability that could help us with this!
    Jotaro, chilling off to one side: ...

  • @torch3119
    @torch3119 4 года назад +11

    44:29 the speed of his head rotating just sends me

  • @_silience
    @_silience 3 года назад +1

    Josuke :*hits joshu again*
    Josuk8: Fair enough
    asdjkahsdkahsksa why is nobody talking about these two

  • @yanthipenrose9844
    @yanthipenrose9844 5 лет назад +7

    im so embarrassed i woke up from a 5 hour nap and somehow this video was almost done and IT WAS SO LOUD MY DAD WAS PROBABLY JUST HEARING WEIRD VOICES IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE FROM ANOTHER ROOM

    • @AxenfonKlatismrek
      @AxenfonKlatismrek 4 года назад +1

      When i watched this, i was really excited. I am a JoJo fan. When i watched the story, IT WAS SO BORING! Theres barely happening, and the story is just JoJo characters posing and talking, while fighting