You are lucky you actually live alone, I live in a 4 bedroom house sharing 1 restroom with around 10 dirty bafoons that are still running around town like nothing is going on, I actually wish I could be alone right now like you!
@@chentz2d552 I do feel fortunate. I am on Social Security and though it's barely enough to get by, IT'S ENOUGH TO GET BY! Something like this can really change your perspective.
@@SweetLoveTarot At least you have a healthy attitude. That's significant. On the internet no one knows you're a dog. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Internet,_nobody_knows_you're_a_dog
Hey Kevin Smith. I'm so glad that you continue to post. You helped me get through a bad relationship and now I'm so glad to have you to help me get through this. The laughs are like gold man. Bless you!
I haven't watched the news even once during this whole thing and I've been kept up to speed on everything. I firmly believe that the news is designed in a way to make you more scared than you should be to keep you coming back.
Billy Crudup's head snaps around, "Dr. Manhattan is doing what?" -Kevin, what are you doing to me? Bringing up Willis singing about wine coolers... memories from the 80's that should die, die, die! -Rewatch Fast Times at Ridgemount High with the commentary with Amy Heckerling and Cameron Crowe talking throughout, including all of the end credits and the screen going black, and they are still talking. Good stuff.
I love you guys so freaking much, thank you from the bottom of our hearts, you guys have been a constant source of distraction, comfort and inspiration us all. Much love from the great white north and from every listener to this podcast. Love you Ralph, love you kev!
Adam Schlesinger was the bassist in Fountains Of Wayne. Chris Collingwood was the frontman. I was lucky enough to see them a few times here in Boston. The first time was in 1997. I was at the show for Sloan, who were opening for F.O.W. Schlesinger had just been nominated for the Oscar but he was still really cool. He was only a year younger than me. Instead of being upset I want to remember the times I saw them and the laughs we had.
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO TO BED (realises caps locks on) and re watch slash listen to the warm stoney tones of REV Kevs sunday service again but now its time to babble the fuck on, even though its 5.04 in the morning i may just have to roll another one. thanks again kev wooooooooooooooo
Martin Brest, Judge Reinhold, and James Russo of Beverly Hills Cop, are also all in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Also, Phoebe Cates and Judge Reinhold of Fast Times, are both in Gremlins together.
I do hope Kevs He-Man series is not a woke,sjw infested abomination like a lot of media with leading male protagonists these days...its goddamn He-Man..the most powerful MAN in the universe!
Entertainment is very a sensual you sooner be Cam side fire stories Now it's It's movies and other forms of entertainment if we can't go while we can inc least invite you into our homes Thank you Kevin mark and all of Hollywood Now I hope Hollywood learns that they just can put out garbage and that there's actual thought it needs to be put in the project's But aside Thank you for everything
@@BlackangelKatakuri yes! Plenty of masks available on etsy, ebay, Amazon- Kevin is in the VULNERABLE category, he has a wife and child- the oh FUCK IT attitude earned him a heart attack remember! They are citing people for being with anyone other than who you live with, not wearing a mask outside, or doing anything other than groceries and doctor basically.
@@MagnificoGiganticus , Yes the first part is Firefly. The comment was that the world is starting to resemble the world of Ultraviolet where everyone wares gloves and masks.
It turns out that without make-up artists, hairdressers, cameramen, plastic surgeons, publicists and a whole army of support staff on call 24 hours a day, celebrities are no better than the rest of us. This whole virus thing has taught me all sorts of lessons.
John Bull Take that, Kevin Smith! 😆 But without being able to do a bunch of things they need to do for their JOBS (you’re mainly referring to reality stars and celebs that live to be in the spotlight cuz many actual talented celebs who are known for their talents don’t spend their lives wanting to be treated like gods believe it or not), which means the aforementioned hairdressers, cameraman, publicists etc are also out of jobs, famous people in the entertainment industry can’t claim that they are better than everyone else even though it’s mostly rap stars (cough Kanye cough) and some certain super narcissistic famous faces claiming such thing? Hmm. So they can’t be out there and do the things they went to do in the entertainment industry in the first place - and that is have their face be famous. Who would’ve thought? Yet, that hasn’t stopped some of them from donating millions to help fight this thing. With that, some of them can say that they’ve far been far more useful during this mess than some of the truly worthless politicians (oh yes, here we go) we have in control. You know, politicians that for the longest time downplayed this virus (and of course, the followers of these certain politicians are spreading nonstop conspiracies) and they happily dismissed all the warnings at first. But speaking of rich celebs, you know what’s funny? The good economy some were claiming we had was truly only good for millionaires and billionaires (some of us who still care about facts already knew that, though). The fact that so many are hurting financially after just one missed paycheck, more than indicates that our “booming economy” was merely an illusion with a fraudulent, impotent magicians behind the curtain. How that’s for a realization?
Btw, how are sooooo many of us spending our time? Drum roll please... watching celebs! 😆 Why have the streaming services reported that viewership has gone way up? Because clearly many non-celebs want to be entertained and find a way to escape reality a bit. Maybe not everyone is watching their tv/tablet/phone to see some actors/entertainers/influencers. But clearly, a whole lot of people are. Now, IN NO WAY am I of the opinion that no matter how much money or power you have, you’re a superior human being (I don’t worship demagogues like many who claim to be against the elite do). However, for many of those smugly stating that actors and celebs are useless (and of course, a bunch of the people who keep reminding everyone of this are agenda-driven hypocrites themselves who hate Hollywood while hilariously being as obsessed with Hollywood as anyone can be), the fact is you’re still depending more on those famous folks than they are on you. 😄 🤚 🎤
@@BickleBungle1991 whoa dude!! Novel much? Who da fuk is gonna read all that verbal diarrhea?? We are here to watch things...not read a fricking phonebook
Love the social distance podcast lol but TBH Gloves are not a good move you just end up piling up germs on those gloves then touching your face its best to not touch alot of things or just clean your hands with a small bottle of alc peroxide or sanitizer aka gold lol
Kev can you please help or explain what happend to the full prince video you had on youtube. It was so funny and entertaining i really wish i could watch again. Kind regards jc in the uk.
As far as I know, Kevin hasn't mentioned anything Snyder Cut related in many many months. I know I would love to hear his current thoughts on it because he seems to be in a very unique situation. 1) He's been involved with DC for a long time so he must have personal & professional contacts within DC, people at different levels and different departments. 2) He's talked very highly of Zack and has claimed to have received a lot of info, including tightly held/confidential info, regarding the Snyder Cut and Snyder's full multi-film arc. 3) He has personal relationships with some of the stars and other talent involved with both the original cut and Snyder Cut, most notably Mr. Batman himself, Ben Affleck. Those 3 reasons alone pique my interest. I would love to see/know how his opinions/thoughts have "evolved" over time, since he last spoke about it.
If you would please encourage every big business to do the right thing and repurpose them selfs to help everyone in this time of desperation. I work for caterpillar as a contract worker in Illinois
![Back to the Well: Clerks 2 [FULL Documentary]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VnXeXrMk0Vo/mqdefault.jpg)
I wasnt even supposed to watch this tonight.... but I am
I want to thank you for keeping this content up. I am retired and live alone. Haven't left the house in 3 weeks. This helps remind me I'm human.
😘
You are lucky you actually live alone, I live in a 4 bedroom house sharing 1 restroom with around 10 dirty bafoons that are still running around town like nothing is going on, I actually wish I could be alone right now like you!
@@chentz2d552 I do feel fortunate. I am on Social Security and though it's barely enough to get by, IT'S ENOUGH TO GET BY! Something like this can really change your perspective.
@@SweetLoveTarot At least you have a healthy attitude. That's significant. On the internet no one knows you're a dog.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Internet,_nobody_knows_you're_a_dog
If you haven’t listened to it yet, check out the commentaries they’ve been doing. It’s only on the HBO podcast.
I remember watching this live when it first came out it's so much more comfortable being on the other side of Corona
Hey Kevin Smith. I'm so glad that you continue to post. You helped me get through a bad relationship and now I'm so glad to have you to help me get through this. The laughs are like gold man. Bless you!
Yes finally. Good to see these two back together.
Kevin and Ralph!! Love you guys!
Thanks for doing this guys!! We really appreciate the smiles during this stressful time.
I haven't watched the news even once during this whole thing and I've been kept up to speed on everything. I firmly believe that the news is designed in a way to make you more scared than you should be to keep you coming back.
Right. I call that "The War of the World's" effect and since psychologists have studied it extensively, I seriously doubt it's accidental.
Thanks Kevin and Ralph for keeping us entertained!
Thank you Kevin for making me smile and laugh today. It's been really hard since I lost my leg yesterday. You inspire me to go on
Billy Crudup's head snaps around, "Dr. Manhattan is doing what?"
-Kevin, what are you doing to me? Bringing up Willis singing about wine coolers... memories from the 80's that should die, die, die!
-Rewatch Fast Times at Ridgemount High with the commentary with Amy Heckerling and Cameron Crowe talking throughout, including all of the end credits and the screen going black, and they are still talking. Good stuff.
The direction of this camera angle is genius, I can tell Kevin wanted to hit home for the audience regarding the impact of social-distancing.
It was done for Fatman Beyond, too.
Thanks guys for the show!! Stay healthy and stay safe!!! PEACE!!!
Not unlike Kang, I have come from the future!
YES! MODOK IS in fact in Ant Man 3!!!
You two are legends. Thanks for doing your mostest to bring the funny.
Shout out from New Zealand. Stay safe, Stay sane everyone.
I love you guys so freaking much, thank you from the bottom of our hearts, you guys have been a constant source of distraction, comfort and inspiration us all. Much love from the great white north and from every listener to this podcast. Love you Ralph, love you kev!
Nice to see you Ralph. Glad you guys are happy and healthy!!! ❤😎
Thank you for keeping these shows going Kevin!!
Thanks so much for continuing to babble on!
thank you. hope you two have the highest of days.
I like these paired back more chill shows.
Mad shout out to Josh. Unsung hero gets our boys online. Respect.
The saying was “ we’re ducks and ducks fly together!”
Quack quack quack mr ducksworth
"All the Hollywood people are realizing how useless they are."
*As people are stuck inside watching movies and TV*
After they got rid of united artists the quality of movies tanked 10x
Great episode! I'm happy to see you two together again!!
Josh's legend grows now that I know he's a Ducks fan. Champion!
This show helps me as much as those old movies fucking love you guys be safe and babble the fuck on
Saw snake eyes for the first time the other day and re watched last action hero
Groovy, man. I just re-watched 'Last Action Hero' too. Weird. Haha!
Snake Eyes isn't horrible, isn't epic but its a decent watch.
Kevin has a DOPE back deck. Awesome.
Adam Schlesinger was the bassist in Fountains Of Wayne. Chris Collingwood was the frontman. I was lucky enough to see them a few times here in Boston. The first time was in 1997. I was at the show for Sloan, who were opening for F.O.W. Schlesinger had just been nominated for the Oscar but he was still really cool. He was only a year younger than me. Instead of being upset I want to remember the times I saw them and the laughs we had.
Two by two, hands of blue
In England double fisting means something else entirely.
😂
Love these guys & their *Massive* table.
best comment haha
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO TO BED (realises caps locks on) and re watch slash listen to the warm stoney tones of REV Kevs sunday service again but now its time to babble the fuck on, even though its 5.04 in the morning i may just have to roll another one. thanks again kev wooooooooooooooo
I miss this show sooooo much. Worst entertainment loss because of quarantine :(
thank u babble brothers.
Thanks guys. I seen you all at the Hammersmith venue in London.... big fan.
Definitely appreciate doing these even though the logistics are difficult. This was definitely entertainment that I could use.
Tiger, Ducks Fly Together!
Quack Quack Quack.
Ending advise made it all worth it 😁🤘
Keep it coming guys, I need to laugh or I'll go crazy stuck at home. UK.
Jesus Kevin is such a spaz. He craves attention 24/7. Ralph is always just happy and pleasant every Babylon. Either way...get it boys!
Finally unmasked! Blue Man Group was Ralph and Kevin this whole time?
Ralph smokin a heater 🤘
Martin Brest, Judge Reinhold, and James Russo of Beverly Hills Cop, are also all in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Also, Phoebe Cates and Judge Reinhold of Fast Times, are both in Gremlins together.
Thanks for the free funny, guys! Stay safe!
"You didn't bring animatics? Even Robert brings animatics!" Remember that, Kev, Ralph? (1 clue: Clerks III, Audience 0)
I love Kevin Smith but I hate hollywood but I will watch for Kevin. Only cause it's you Smith
I do hope Kevs He-Man series is not a woke,sjw infested abomination like a lot of media with leading male protagonists these days...its goddamn He-Man..the most powerful MAN in the universe!
Good stuff! Thanks and keep it coming!
What a backyard view!
Is that Bojack Horseman's house to the left of Ralph?
HBO: Patio edition😁
Patio
Good to see Kev back in a jersey!
I am so glad you guys are doing ok.
Entertainment is very a sensual you sooner be Cam side fire stories Now it's It's movies and other forms of entertainment if we can't go while we can inc least invite you into our homes Thank you Kevin mark and all of Hollywood Now I hope Hollywood learns that they just can put out garbage and that there's actual thought it needs to be put in the project's But aside Thank you for everything
I wish Kev would wear a surgical mask and talk like Bane
When there's a shortage and the medical staff need them ? No.
@@BlackangelKatakuri yes! Plenty of masks available on etsy, ebay, Amazon- Kevin is in the VULNERABLE category, he has a wife and child- the oh FUCK IT attitude earned him a heart attack remember! They are citing people for being with anyone other than who you live with, not wearing a mask outside, or doing anything other than groceries and doctor basically.
Ducks fly together "the mighty ducks"
This is so great lol. 1 second in and it was already funny
Sweet kev finally went back to hockey jersey’s
The numbers will continue to go up with the more tests that are completed. It doesn’t mean that social distancing isn’t working.
Go Ducks! Paint it Orange!
Martin Bregman was a producer who was also Al Pacino's agent. He produced Dog Day Afternoon, Serpico, Scarface, Carlito's Way among others.
Hes not supposed to be here today😂😂😂
Curious Canadian here wondering exactly what you guys consider cold. Lol
Your streaming service could be called Masters of the View Askewniverse
Ducks fly straight boy!!!!
It took me 17 minutes to realize that Kevin’s back in hockey jersey. I knew he was in one but I didn’t think about how he doesn’t wear them anymore
Bill Weathers!
Noped out as soon I as I realized Garman was in the video.
If you watched The Good Place on Netflix, the audio descriptions are on by default and that is likely what you were hearing when you watched the clip.
It’s never on when I watch it. Also if he’s watching the finale, it’s not on Netflix yet
Two and two, hands of blue.
36:43 And that's when the oxygen overdose knocked both their brains out. Learn from them, stay inside! xD
Kev broke the jersey out
Oh that's brilliant way to do social distancing end of your awesome show!
LND is so big he can still make whoopie whilst upholding so shall diss dancing measures
Thanks for the funny
Welcome back boys
Lol I think the gloves are for when you leave the house yaaaaaa.....
2 by 2, hands of blue. They remind me of people from Ultraviolet.
Leo Hale That's from Firefly.
@@MagnificoGiganticus , Yes the first part is Firefly. The comment was that the world is starting to resemble the world of Ultraviolet where everyone wares gloves and masks.
Leo Hale My bad, good man!
I’m guessing that the “HBO headlines” segment is gonna be really short,
and the “Tinseltown stiffs” segment is gonna be extended.
The show mus go on!
There is not a chance in the world I'd pass up Smith+, especially for just 3 a month.
SAVE THE STASH!
SAVE THE STASH!
SAVE THE STASH!
I wash my glans for 20 happy birthdays
It turns out that without make-up artists, hairdressers, cameramen, plastic surgeons, publicists and a whole army of support staff on call 24 hours a day, celebrities are no better than the rest of us.
This whole virus thing has taught me all sorts of lessons.
Corona has finally brought them all down to our level. ;)
John Bull
Take that, Kevin Smith! 😆
But without being able to do a bunch of things they need to do for their JOBS (you’re mainly referring to reality stars and celebs that live to be in the spotlight cuz many actual talented celebs who are known for their talents don’t spend their lives wanting to be treated like gods believe it or not), which means the aforementioned hairdressers, cameraman, publicists etc are also out of jobs, famous people in the entertainment industry can’t claim that they are better than everyone else even though it’s mostly rap stars (cough Kanye cough) and some certain super narcissistic famous faces claiming such thing? Hmm.
So they can’t be out there and do the things they went to do in the entertainment industry in the first place - and that is have their face be famous. Who would’ve thought? Yet, that hasn’t stopped some of them from donating millions to help fight this thing. With that, some of them can say that they’ve far been far more useful during this mess than some of the truly worthless politicians (oh yes, here we go) we have in control. You know, politicians that for the longest time downplayed this virus (and of course, the followers of these certain politicians are spreading nonstop conspiracies) and they happily dismissed all the warnings at first. But speaking of rich celebs, you know what’s funny? The good economy some were claiming we had was truly only good for millionaires and billionaires (some of us who still care about facts already knew that, though). The fact that so many are hurting financially after just one missed paycheck, more than indicates that our “booming economy” was merely an illusion with a fraudulent, impotent magicians behind the curtain. How that’s for a realization?
Btw, how are sooooo many of us spending our time? Drum roll please... watching celebs! 😆 Why have the streaming services reported that viewership has gone way up? Because clearly many non-celebs want to be entertained and find a way to escape reality a bit. Maybe not everyone is watching their tv/tablet/phone to see some actors/entertainers/influencers. But clearly, a whole lot of people are. Now, IN NO WAY am I of the opinion that no matter how much money or power you have, you’re a superior human being (I don’t worship demagogues like many who claim to be against the elite do). However, for many of those smugly stating that actors and celebs are useless (and of course, a bunch of the people who keep reminding everyone of this are agenda-driven hypocrites themselves who hate Hollywood while hilariously being as obsessed with Hollywood as anyone can be), the fact is you’re still depending more on those famous folks than they are on you. 😄 🤚 🎤
Except he still has an awesome view of Hollywood Hills... not so much like the "rest of us".
@@BickleBungle1991 whoa dude!! Novel much? Who da fuk is gonna read all that verbal diarrhea?? We are here to watch things...not read a fricking phonebook
31:36 Smith+ should be $4.20🤘🏾
Watching Hercules Ledgendary Journies and started watching Xena. Totally ridiculous but part of my early year I was hard core about those shows
I would watch the fuck out of a Yoga Hosers cartoon, that movie is super underrated.
Love the social distance podcast lol but TBH Gloves are not a good move you just end up piling up germs on those gloves then touching your face its best to not touch alot of things or just clean your hands with a small bottle of alc peroxide or sanitizer aka gold lol
Kev can you please help or explain what happend to the full prince video you had on youtube. It was so funny and entertaining i really wish i could watch again. Kind regards jc in the uk.
That's a huge deck.
At first glance, I assumed this was an old video from the before times. All thanks to that jersey...
As far as I know, Kevin hasn't mentioned anything Snyder Cut related in many many months. I know I would love to hear his current thoughts on it because he seems to be in a very unique situation.
1) He's been involved with DC for a long time so he must have personal & professional contacts within DC, people at different levels and different departments.
2) He's talked very highly of Zack and has claimed to have received a lot of info, including tightly held/confidential info, regarding the Snyder Cut and Snyder's full multi-film arc.
3) He has personal relationships with some of the stars and other talent involved with both the original cut and Snyder Cut, most notably Mr. Batman himself, Ben Affleck.
Those 3 reasons alone pique my interest. I would love to see/know how his opinions/thoughts have "evolved" over time, since he last spoke about it.
That voice over for The Good Place Kevin mentioned is the deaf setting narration lmfao not actually part of the show
If you would please encourage every big business to do the right thing and repurpose them selfs to help everyone in this time of desperation. I work for caterpillar as a contract worker in Illinois
Did anyone else join in singing the jingles?
Hey Brody I see ya got your rubbers
Ducks fly together
If he brought all his stuff together podcast movies and shit i would pay $3 a month for smith plus hahah