“hammond found them very moreish!” hammond 5 minutes later: “all the camping gear and everything and when you got there you knew you were there because you’d ask mum and dad is this the high low bit, and they’d say yeah or no if it wasnt. this was before the m5 and once you knew how far it was to go to weston, we went through bristol, which everyone says is scruffy but i think its actually nice”
@@idlyblare Viagra prevents pulmonary oedema which is the lungs filling up usually a serious risk when going to high altitude. They were in Chile an extremely mountanious country and were highly at risk for getting it.
Actually the scene with the big joint is not from Top Gear but from Clarkson meets the neighbours where Jeremy travels through Europe to see how things are done in other countries. Here he crosses the border from Belgium into the Netherlands, where smoking a joint is legal, contrary to Belgium.
It actually helps for smuggling small amounts of drugs on a flight if you get stopped by security for something dumb as it makes you look like just another idiot wasting their time. A friend always put a can of deodorant in his hand luggage. Security would get mad over the deodorant miss all the stuff in vitamin pill bottles and in the lining of his clothes.
@@zilvertron GT's gone waaay downhill lately though. I can only hope they start making proper episodes again, 50 later after this covid BS is over and the clones of Jezza, Rich and James have fully developed and ready to deploy.
God i hate it when i can't have condiments and medical necessities conveniently stored in clear plastic bags displaying their white, fine powdery sheen.
I remember when the one with Jeremy smoking that massive spliff had over 20 million views on RUclips but got deleted. It gained around 2 million views a day and was one of the most popular videos on RUclips at the time
@@SQNISGOOD its normal in london too but they dont ask it like "would you like some cannabis" that's too formal, they normally come up to you and say "u smoke?"
The flight one reminds me of how every time I have flown in the last 10 years or so I have been "randomly selected" for a bomb test, the one where they swab your hands and luggage. I made a Joke when I was flying last time after I had passed screening to my GF where I said "huh first time in years that I have not been randomly selected to be tested for a bomb I must no longer look like a terrorist" , only to be tapped on the shoulder a couple of seconds later informing me that I had again been "randomly selected".
you forget one of the best ones. I think it's in one of their amazon prime specials, but when Jeremy has that assistant, Cato, in the trunk, he offers a small mirrror of cocaine through the trunk compartment. One of my favorite bits
Well, the title is "Talking Drugs on Top Gear". TGT is technically a different show. Although I believe the part with all the small bags of powder was also from TGT, so obviously that doesn't matter too much.
You people all seriously think that was actually just a candid mistake James made? This is a scripted show. All of this was written down beforehand and rehearsed. That was meant to be a joke, James just read it out of the script.
I started doing drugs since my teenage. Got addicted to cocaine for over 17 years. Cocaine addiction actually destroyed my life. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms.
Amen God bless people. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health.
Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Australia. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them.
YES very sure of Dr.alishrooms. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.
I'm really happy for you that your wife decided to help you...I hear about alot of family members or so called friends shutting an addict out of their life, which since most addicts do it to mask emotions to me is the worse thing someone can do to an addict.
Yes he's Dr.alishrooms. Shrooms to me is a natrual healer. I know a guy who has used mushrooms in the same way and they have really helped him. mah dudes have safe trips all.
Nah mate that's a blunt joints are thinner and smaller but even then that's a giant ass blunt and a good blunt looks like a big cigar (length and thickness)
@@koolaideguyskillcount525 Lmao you full of it, a blunts wrapped with a blunt wrap, or a gar, a joint is wrapped with papers. that right there is one giant ass j
@@koolaideguyskillcount525 The other dudes are right, blunts are just weed in a cigar wrap. Joints are nothing but weed in paper. Spliffs are tobacco and weed in paper. Pinners are personal sized joints. Just sayin man, document yourself, your mates are all wrong.
I used to be into fitness, like rrrreeeeally into fitness. Working out 5-6 times a week, counting every gram of carbs and carrying protein powder and a shit ton of vitamin pills, fish-fat tablets and other additives wherever I go. Needless to say, taking a flight was a bit awkward for me sometimes.
Авто/Мото
"Would you like some cannabis"
"Yes please"
And it stopped at 420 likes! 😎
Every drug deal ever
"Right!"
Stopped at 666 likes ;))
well i mean its pretty normal thing, isnt it?
The best one will always be Jeremy smoking a giant joint and the proceeds to search for pornography
“Right”
What episode is the pornography joint scene from? Ashamed to admit I dont recognize it.
@@pauliewalnuts240 he's in the netherlands if im correct, not sure what episode that is though.
@@pauliewalnuts240 it's from "Jeremy Clarkson Meets The Neighbours" (2002), episode 2 - The Benelux
I feel like there's a sizable amount of ppl who's gonna search for pr0n after smoking a joint
Edit: How did I forget the foods?
I want my dealer to say to me ‘do you want some cannabis’ like Jeremy does
Bro noooo shit 🤣
Yes please.
I cant wait to get some later tonight. Illegal states are gay, got to wait for people to get off work and all that.
And when he gives it to you, you should say "Thank you Mate"
@@boycottjews Come to Canada the green is 🔥
James “So you can have a joint. NO SORRY!”
Jeremy 10 seconds later “I can do this”
haha I changed your comment from having 999 likes to 1000 likes
@@rkusuma6852 Lol I didn’t even realize I had this many likes
ruclips.net/video/PTc1YRqs160/видео.html !!!!!!
@@dongatello6969 i think he said "no shut up"
_"Where is some pournaugraphy"_
-Jeremy Crackspn
0:52 Despite being slow, James is an underated master of comic timing.
I pissed myself laughing because it's so fast like dude knew what camera to look at
almost as if it is scripted
that is why CHEESE is such a big meme
@@andrewmurphy5310 As scripted as this show was I’m almost positive those studio talks were just 3 blokes having a casual conversation.
@@andrewmurphy5310
No shit.
Always knew James was a stoner
Sas mate, How's it goin
Aaaa you no good drug addicts, Was goin’ on?
whatyetawkinabeet
u sick kants
wadiyatalkinabeet
"It's Carmalized cocaine, lets have that" Will be the last normal paced sentence this man says all day
Yea that caramel is not good for him
it's actually not bad
coca by itself is a bit like caffeine if it didn't make you have to pee
You cut out the bit where Hammond ask Clarkson if he’s gonna cut the rice with peas, also Hammonds reaction to the caramelized cocaine 😂
“hammond found them very moreish!”
hammond 5 minutes later:
“all the camping gear and everything and when you got there you knew you were there because you’d ask mum and dad is this the high low bit, and they’d say yeah or no if it wasnt. this was before the m5 and once you knew how far it was to go to weston, we went through bristol, which everyone says is scruffy but i think its actually nice”
James' laugh after the cut it with peas bit 😂
And Mays stiff neck after the Viagra...
@@robbutterill1426 lmao I loved that bit
Hammond turned straight ADHD after that lol
“Would you like some cannabis?”
“Yes, please”
“Right”
Most British thing I’ve ever heard
"its the best sort"
Don't forget it's also Tea
@@cloroxbleach9222no
1:18 James May immediately saying yes please 🤣🤣🤣
He’s just being poliye
Do you know waht episode is that?
That’s james
@@ondratrpi Bolivia special I think
Road trip/grand tour in Romania, episode from 2009 or 2010
Hammond asking, "is this the time?" when Jeremy pulls out the viagra always kills me.
He said "cyanide"
@@n1thmusic229 the next thing he says
I love Hammonds reaction, "cyanide".
“No”
"Viagra"
“Ay? Is this the time?”
Jeremy smoking that half oz is one of the hardest things ever recorded
Well, there was the scene after taking the viagra
@@SavageGerbil Thats the funniest comment ive seen all month no cap
@@sampletext2236 I thank you. My driving force in life is to be a smartass at any and all opportunity.
@@SavageGerbil always good to have a driving force
@@codymac4958what about a walking force?
You can tell how skilled he is with the viagra, It doesn’t seem to be his first and it’s sure as hell not his last.
What did he say it does? Apart from the obvious symptom
@@idlyblare it basically gives you an erection
@@idlyblare Viagra prevents pulmonary oedema which is the lungs filling up usually a serious risk when going to high altitude. They were in Chile an extremely mountanious country and were highly at risk for getting it.
@@jarjar2427 does that mean every male tourist in Chile when going to high altitude has a boner? xD
"And so skilled and handy with applying that Vaseline. Is there something you want to tell us Hammond?" (or was it James lol I can't remember).
1:12 when puberty hits you:
How do you find a dealer?
@@ruota4796 through friends
@@aides886 damn
@@ruota4796 what country u in
@@aides886 italy
This guy is an actual comedic genius
Its almost frightening..
Which of them
@@SirCommoner Jermey, but everyone else really keep the jokes going making them better
Sometimes he staggers even himself with his genius.
The last clip! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This cracks me up every time 😄😄😄
@@darkangel5672 I see what you did there 😃
@@darkangel5672 bro did they legit get caught for drug smuggling? 😂
@@bigbrain9102 they were condiments 😄😄
@@bigbrain9102 no in each bag is exactly what he says is in there lol
That "I don't know mate" at the end is the best lmao
Compilation of each of them “dying”
Actually the scene with the big joint is not from Top Gear but from Clarkson meets the neighbours where Jeremy travels through Europe to see how things are done in other countries. Here he crosses the border from Belgium into the Netherlands, where smoking a joint is legal, contrary to Belgium.
beat me to that buddy
I was going to ask, because I definitely never saw that in Top Gear, and it just doesn't match with the rest of the humor they use on that show.
This show will never grow old🤣
it will age even better as time goes on
The people in it will
I would have to say, this is my favourite Top Gear compilation video.
Tonight on Bottom Gear:
I snorted viagra
James having joint for breakfast
And Hammond mistook cannabis for chocolate
It actually helps for smuggling small amounts of drugs on a flight if you get stopped by security for something dumb as it makes you look like just another idiot wasting their time.
A friend always put a can of deodorant in his hand luggage. Security would get mad over the deodorant miss all the stuff in vitamin pill bottles and in the lining of his clothes.
@@frenchray1239 I'll let my friend know that his smuggling of drugs was illegal.
@@frenchray1239 oh shit is it? So glad they didn't catch all my ganj ayy lmao
@@frenchray1239 Thank you, ill smoke the evidence with that in mind!
@@frenchray1239 ACAB
I’ll take your word for it, I’ll just find a plug when I land
0:43 James looking down immediately to see if it works already :DD
I love how they take the viagra and ALL immediately look down 😂
caramalized cocaine= verbal turbo😄
Or sugar
"You take it and then you talk for hours" yes that's very accurate lol
1:01 is from Jeremy Clarkson Meets the Neighbors
Oh no, a drug dealer has arrived
And behind them, The Albanian Rozzers.
Anyway
Crikey!
Topweed
@@straightbusta2609 it’s the Albania rozzers
I really miss Top Gear with these 3, especially the specials
Its Grand Tour nowadays, same thing but different name and less Stig
@@zilvertron GT's gone waaay downhill lately though. I can only hope they start making proper episodes again, 50 later after this covid BS is over and the clones of Jezza, Rich and James have fully developed and ready to deploy.
There’s a new grand tour coming out soon
James May: Plum liquor _and_ Cannabis.
God i hate it when i can't have condiments and medical necessities conveniently stored in clear plastic bags displaying their white, fine powdery sheen.
James May is a legend! :)
😂😂😂😂😂
True
Yes please
Jeremy Clarkson smokes a whole cannon on live tv and you're gonna say James May is a legend?????
The clip with the giant blunt isn't from TopGear it was (if im not mistaken) a Jeremy Clarckson special
Anything with jeremy, james, or richard in it is top gear
That's from a show called "meet the neighbors", and that's the netherlands episode.
"Oi want some weed?"
"Yeah but only a joint"
*pulls out comically large blunt*
LMAO i love how at 0:44 they look down after taking the viagra pills
1:04 ''Oy Jams I need more boofé ye I'm addicted''
Now I know why James is always driving slow.
Captain Slow AKA Captain High.
I remember when the one with Jeremy smoking that massive spliff had over 20 million views on RUclips but got deleted. It gained around 2 million views a day and was one of the most popular videos on RUclips at the time
"hamme oi need moore boofé
oi em adic ted" 1:07
James is exactly who I want to be like when Im older
If Jeremy on that big joint, he's on sky high than any English king in a castle on a mountain
English please
Translation: Jeremy is higher in the sky than an English king in his castle that sits atop a mountain.
Imagine a person selling weed in the streets of London asking some one : would you like some cannibis 😂
yes please
"Would ya like some cannabis Gromit?"
In frankfurt its a normal question on the street :)
@@SQNISGOOD its normal in london too but they dont ask it like "would you like some cannabis" that's too formal, they normally come up to you and say "u smoke?"
@@lostaudio “No cannabis, Gromit! We’ve forgotten the cannabis!”
The flight one reminds me of how every time I have flown in the last 10 years or so I have been "randomly selected" for a bomb test, the one where they swab your hands and luggage.
I made a Joke when I was flying last time after I had passed screening to my GF where I said "huh first time in years that I have not been randomly selected to be tested for a bomb I must no longer look like a terrorist" , only to be tapped on the shoulder a couple of seconds later informing me that I had again been "randomly selected".
Did you give out a large sigh afterwards?
You should hide the bombs better
Just drive next time. Or go by boat. Airports are fucking moronic.
Take the hint then mate
Do you work on a farm or as a landscape gardener?
This makes more and more sense now, especially the cocaine part
It is called Top Gear for a reason
lmao I knew it. James is way too chill🤣🤣
Jeremy: Would you like some cannabis?
Hammond:🤨
James:😏
Yes please.
you forget one of the best ones. I think it's in one of their amazon prime specials, but when Jeremy has that assistant, Cato, in the trunk, he offers a small mirrror of cocaine through the trunk compartment. One of my favorite bits
"Er, not now Cato..."
Well, the title is "Talking Drugs on Top Gear". TGT is technically a different show. Although I believe the part with all the small bags of powder was also from TGT, so obviously that doesn't matter too much.
@@justforever96 The airport scene is from The Grand Tour.
@@justforever96 It is from Grand Tour, you can tell based on how Hammond has a goatee
Hammond’s “I don’t know mate” at the end is absolutely hilarious.
that short guy is budget iron man
1:00 Clarkson was so stunned he forgot his next response
I wonder what people who haven't seen the show think when they see clips like these. god damn I loved this show.
And this is how you keep your sanity through any situation.
Dude I love how classy they are when they do crazy shit lol
These clips completely out of context makes them even funnier
Props to the camera man for actually cutting the camera after James may talked about the joint
You people all seriously think that was actually just a candid mistake James made? This is a scripted show. All of this was written down beforehand and rehearsed. That was meant to be a joke, James just read it out of the script.
@@justforever96 we know
0:23 "Cyanide"
Perfect response
1:04 the first joint of the morning always feels like this.
0:30 "Is this the time?"
Yes, it's Hamster boning time
Miss these guys😓
Theyre still doing stuff
I love how James is chill when Jeremy offers him cannabis
I started doing drugs since my teenage. Got addicted to cocaine for over 17 years. Cocaine addiction actually destroyed my life. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms.
Amen God bless people. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health.
Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Australia. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them.
YES very sure of Dr.alishrooms. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.
I'm really happy for you that your wife decided to help you...I hear about alot of family members or so called friends shutting an addict out of their life, which since most addicts do it to mask emotions to me is the worse thing someone can do to an addict.
Yes he's Dr.alishrooms. Shrooms to me is a natrual healer. I know a guy who has used mushrooms in the same way and they have really helped him. mah dudes have safe trips all.
Imagine sharing a joint with Mr. May...
I need that joint Jeremy had at 1:02
Nah mate that's a blunt joints are thinner and smaller but even then that's a giant ass blunt and a good blunt looks like a big cigar (length and thickness)
@@koolaideguyskillcount525 blunts are rolled with cigar wraps, that's just a giant joint as it looks like it's rolled with paper
@@orfeo793 nah up north big=blunt
@@koolaideguyskillcount525 Lmao you full of it, a blunts wrapped with a blunt wrap, or a gar, a joint is wrapped with papers. that right there is one giant ass j
@@koolaideguyskillcount525 The other dudes are right, blunts are just weed in a cigar wrap.
Joints are nothing but weed in paper.
Spliffs are tobacco and weed in paper.
Pinners are personal sized joints.
Just sayin man, document yourself, your mates are all wrong.
The end clip at 2:04 lmaooo
1:02 this clip is not from Top Gear
1:01 one of my favorite quotes from all of top gear
"I have brought heroine"
"No you havent"
"Yes I have" 😡
i miss this top gear i would always watch it with my dad
"On the shelves of Tesco, that's about a fiver!", laughed so hard at that 🤣🤣
This show gives me life
‘Right, where’s some pornography’ 😂
I can't believe the best part of the heroin gag was cut. "Are you going to cut it with peas?"
James May: *hits the fat blunt
"WHy are people interested in my condiments?"
this was the funniest stuff from top gear I have ever seen!
Thats huge ass joint🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥
Jeremy hitting the giant joint and immediately turning into a goldfish will never get old
"If you look close you can hear my genius"
I love how when they take the viagra, all of them just look down instantly
Copied
@@BigBassLipRipper omg nobody fucking cares
If I had £1 for every minute of drug related content in top gear, I’d have roughly £2.50. It’s not a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened
Half way to a joint lad
@@jt3761 You know guys that sell by the joint?
This is news to me
@@Micro13bkI saw it for the first time during lockdown...
@@Micro13bk dispensary
@@unicorns1393 lucky you :p
Joint? That’s the entire connector!
That ending raises so many questions
watching this high was amazing
I used to be into fitness, like rrrreeeeally into fitness. Working out 5-6 times a week, counting every gram of carbs and carrying protein powder and a shit ton of vitamin pills, fish-fat tablets and other additives wherever I go. Needless to say, taking a flight was a bit awkward for me sometimes.
What a strange comment.
@@Shockguey Well it’s a strange video.
lmfaoo the last clip really blows me away
That's one of the biggest blunts I've ever seen 🙋🏻
Thats not a blunt
@@bradysunter1504
Finally, what's it called? 🥺
Its more like a giant joint for smoking
@@hartonosutrisno5452 happy, hungry, sleepy HAHAHA
@@lukez5117 a joint or J for short
"I have bought heroin"
"This isnt right"
"THIS IS RIGHT"
This is rice...
Hammond looking tuff in that first clip!
It’s 2 in the morning I need to sleep but I keep repeating this video
God I love this show.
I Don't know Mate. killed me.
Jeremy smoking that bongo was so funny
I love the guys he gives the tea to; they're not all that surprised.
Condiments and medical necessities!!
-would you like some cannabis
-yes please
every drug deal
If only.
1:51 i love how he says that
1:00-1:16 is literally me 0.1 seconds after I get home from work every day 😮💨
Sad
2:18 I gotta try thi one day