@@Phymacss I don't care that crap I only just want to download that app when it's only just free to all world basically because I want also to learn math apart of learning languages truly
@@NyxoBoiDuolingo might still be able to get in...we never know.....huh? Who's tapping on my windo- DOU?!? Duolingo: you didn't do your Spanish lessons......now..YOU MUST VANISH me:WAIT NOOOO HEL-
"You REALLY thought you were done after mastering spanish?" "Find the possibility of us freeing your family!" "Pi or die" "Division or we'll use laser vision" "Solve or dissolve"
"Calculate the volume of the river or I will steal your liver." "Find the root or I'll shoot." "Divide the fraction or I'll take action." "You don't wanna be the one being divided!" "Math is fun, so is my gun" "List the primes or you're out of time" "Calculate the cone or your time has come"
“Equation or invasion, your choice” -Duolingo
Poland: *Nervous sweating*
@@Majster4K Ukraine ☕.
Subtract or Be Subtracted
I LOVE THESE COMMENTS OMG
@@PlaHiat3942 bros got a point
"Find the x or I will find you next." - Duolingo, 2022
OMG THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY LIFE TO MAKE IT BETTER
😳
This is a really good one! Haha
Duo…a-are you ok?
Math Or Family Snatched
“Carry the one or taste the gun” - Duo, 2022
IMAOOOO
Edit: I can’t believe I still have to say this after a year. I thought “imao” was the way to say “Lmao”. Now leave me alone.
Trigonometry or be hung by a tree
@@treehasaplumpgyatt
how do you misspell lmao with an i
@@exist_E she thinks this is roblox
@@roki_kit2341
bruh moment
"Pi or die" -Duolingo
sigma
"Square root, or I will shoot" - Duolingo 2022
10/10
i literally exhaled
Much better than math or crash
Edit because i typed thats rather than than
34 x 34 = 1156
💀💀
Fr
“Add two or it’s the end for you”
-Duo
Noice 👍👍
If that's all of the question you get, then I guess it's time to start running.
Count by 5 or death by knife
Uh.. 21?
7/10
Do your daily math or I will unleash my wrath -Duolingo, 2022
Add or your family will disappear like your dad
Duolingo, 2022
Pfl moment
"Do your homework or you will never meet your children again"
- Doulingo
i love this one 💀
For a moment I thought you were my maths teacher....
"subtract by three or ill kick you like bruce lee"
-duolingo 2022
LMAO
"Try my math. Or feel my wrath”
-Duolingo
Who the tf is this clone
123 DON'T RUIN IT I know your not gonna lisien to me
@@Nicolas_EMC I just made it 123 again
Baldi be like:
“Math or Your last breath” - Triolingo, 2023
"Subtract your numbers or I'll subtract your family members"
- Duo soon enough, probably
This is the best one yet
@@Phymacss I don't care that crap I only just want to download that app when it's only just free to all world basically because I want also to learn math apart of learning languages truly
@@KillerULTRAINSTINCT that’s nice!
Also wow the comment has 1k likes now!
2100: learn past or you will be past.
@@trcsyt hahah history duolingo, nice one!
“Multiply 3 or I’ll end your family tree.” - Duolingo 2022
Multiplying by 3 is ez tho
@@hoi581 that's what you'll think until duolingo asks you to solve (3)((256)^1/4+(x+2/5x^2+9-2)) in *3* seconds
3(9+11)
That actually rhymes
@@Eggy_BoiRblx thats the point
“Divide by nine or I’ll divide your eyes.” - Duolingo, 2022
“Multiply by two or I’ll end up next to you”
-Duo
Better: ...or your parents are mine
@ LOLLL
@@npcruz76ORRR:
“Divide by nine or your organs will shine”
Bro said "Divide by nine, or your parents are mine."
the second actually sounds like a pick up line.
“Divide by three or i’ll slice your knee”
- Duolingo Math 2023
BROO 💀
Japanese or broken knees :3
🦜 AAAAAAA ETN
@@YourLocalNerd69 thats normal duolingo
@@YourLocalNerd69I’m learning Japanese with Duolingo 😨
“Divide or be divided.” - Duolingo.
Hahhaahahahahhaha bro
XDD
This is top 3 I’ve seen
sabes que duligo es un aseino por eso lo voy a matar yo: las 3am
😂😂
"Fraction or fracture" - Duo, 2022
💀🤚
The good old days
Bill fcdgg
"add four or sniff the floor" duo,2024
“Add or get stabbed 🔪”
- Duolingo, 2022
"Divide the one or I will take your son"
-Duolingo Math
This is the best rhyming one
BARS
Divide or get divided into two
What a chad
"wait but, I am *the son* ?"
“Find the Missing angle or it’s your ankle.” - Duo, 2022
"Missing angle or missing ankle"
"find x"
Me: **draws an arrow pointing to the x** here it is
@@a-random._account1+10000 aura
"Find the missing angle or ill find your missing ankle"
Time traveller: **blinks**
the timeline:
LMAO😂😂😂😂
The username, perfection
Seems like a very botty reply Also your username messed up my comments aaaa.@@TraumaBurial143
@@meganormaybenot bots are created to repeat something based on certain conditions, you can feel how soulless their comments/replies are.
😂
Multiply 7 or I'll send you to heaven
-duolingo
BEST ONE ☝️ 😂
@@Nickyamongus 𝚏𝚛
“You failed your math, this is the end of your life’s path.” -Duolingo 2022
“Multiply by four, or I’ll be at your front door”
-Duolingo 2022
Do your math or I'll electrocute you in your bath
Fr
:/
Find pi or you die
Times by three or ill end thee- duolingo
*“Uh oh, looks like you forgot to practice your simultaneous equations! Seems like someone won’t be getting their family back this week!”*
yep
*please untie my family*
*Help*
"Its either square routes or turn into fruit. Better choose one quickly."
- Duo Math Nov 30 2024
-square routes-
**square roots**
"Study the exponents or you face your last moments." -Duolingo 2022
nice
3k3!
“Solve or dissolve”
"at the count of 4 your family no more"
-duo
Duolingo just invented one more way to take our family away
oh no.
Oh hell nah
NOOO IT RHYMES TOO
Introducing: Duolingo: *Physical Education*
duo is coming
"Subtract the nine or ill break your spine"
-Duo 2022
LMAOOOO
no please have mercy
HAHA 🤣
😂😂😂😂
Divide five or I will see you at 9:00
"So you can learn by doing, not just mewing"
-Duolingo 2022
lol that’s what I heard
@@BruhNickBruh86 SAME
“Multiply by 3 or I won’t set your family free”
-duo probably
Haha
Multiply by 3 or I will break your knees
My family is here👨👩👧
8/10
“Multiply nine or I’m breaking your spine”-Duolingo 2023
DAMN BRO-🤚🏻
w in the chat
oh heck no-
Isn’t that little to violent
@@Chickenhasheleythat’s the point 😍✨
“count the angles of the square or the chances of you living will be bare.”
-Duolingo
Kinda lengthy but it works
4
7/10 😂
90x4=360
crazy how duolingo went from this ad, to "AY DOMINO"
"Learn math, be a hero. Or I'll literally divide you by zero"
😂😂😂
I swear if someone likes this comment
„Or I’ll divide you by 0“ if that’s so, then
U WILL BE TURNED IN A BLACK HOLE!! Because if you divide THINGS to 0 , then they turn to a black hole.
i swear this comment gonna blow up
It should be divide your family by zero
you have all seen spanish or vanish, get ready for: ADDITION OR EVICTION
Yep
8 + 3 or the family you’ll never see
@xazq pie or die
YES
But I have kept my 200 day rent streak sir.
2021: Spanish or vanish
2022: calculate or suffocate
Haha
Add by 5 or death by knife
"2.3.4 your family is no more"
Duo
@@blackscreenshorts4121underrated reply. LMAO
@@KillerKhaotic939 :)
rare sighting of dou promoting their app
Multiplication or Assassination
- Duolingo
4×4=16
-Subtraction or Contraction
-Addition or in Prison
-Division or Oblivion
-aide ma famille à sortir
Co maoar
@@WaypointCrystal9526Impressive rhyming
@@I_Take_Things_Literally thx
"Take away Four or I'm at your front door" -A murderous owl
Only 45 likes and 0 comments? Let me fix that.
Take away six or be gone in a bliss
Take away 2 or your family will be gone too.
@@childchainsawthat doesn’t rhyme but ok
At least I tried tho
Back when duolingo was not crazier than dong short
duolingo 2021: green owl
duolingo 2022: C U B O I D
SPHERE AND PYRAMID
C U B O R D*
@@Eundo21 lol
Geometry dash
The owl will never become a cube *spits cereal*
"Divide by 2 Or I'll Find You" - Duo, 2022
@@ChiliTurtle728Dawg this was made in 2022
@@someonetoldmetochangemyname oh
Math or crash
"Find the square root of 4 or I will steal your hoes".
@@duolingo-sg4mx 💀
“Divide by seven or it’s off to heaven” - Duolingo 2022
What about like this
Divide by seven or you go to heaven
Helll na 💀
Multiplication or bloodline extinction
@@mertyrdomOH NO
Divide or goodbye
The time when Dulingo was still sane
"Simplify or say goodbye!!" - Duolingo 2022
"Simplify or die!" - Duolingo 2022
Y'all making mathematics meme from duoligo translate デュオリンゴをいじめるのをやめてください
@@Green_Kirby1/10 kinda bad not even kinda just bad
8/10 comment
@@somethingsomeone.1 real
"Find the cosine or your internal organs are mine." -Duolingo, 2022
Best One Yet
"find x or you will be next"
Duo
@@blackscreenshorts4121 **draws an arrow pointing to the x** here it is😛
8/10
" Add two or I will decapitate you. "
-Duolingo, 1347
Addition or eviction
10/10
Parents: wow! Ill tell my kids to get this app :>
Kid's now:🗿😨
"Divide by seven or I'll send you to heaven."
Duo-
underrated one
@@grilledcheesecatGD thx
Find the distance he fell or I’ll send you to hell
@@grilledcheesecatGD i agree
@@MamaBinturong now it has a lot more likes
2011: Spanish or Vanish
2022: Addition or Eviction
2033: History or Your Location's a Mystery
Ye0
2044: Science or Silence
2055:Geography or geotean
2100: Literature or Electric chair
@@arixllia_. 3000: social studies or my hands will have to get bloody
"Multiply by 9 or I will break your spine"
-Duolingo
there
im not dumb
😂😂😂
Uh... 21?
“Multiplication or execution”-Duo
It doesn’t really hit the rhyme
@@MikeyB-l2t What do you mean?
@@SEANWU-l3p multiplication is “ation” and execution is “ution”
“Divide or get divided." - Duolingo 2022
Lol 😂
Divide or get split
@@smashthesubscribebuttondivide rhymes with divide though
"9.10.11 your family is in heaven"
-duo
You can't rhyme divide with divided
“Multiplications or suffocations.”
-Duolingo 2022
“Math is fun, so is my gun” - Duolingo 2022
School teaching us:❌
Duo teaching us:✅
"Divide by 7 or you'll wake up in heaven" - Duolingo
Best one yet Xd
BHAHAHA 🤣 this needs more likes bruv
"multiply by 6 or you'll wake up in h3ll"-Duolingo
"Divide by 666 or you'll wake up in h3ll"-duolingo 2023
This is underrated, especially bc of the profile
“Multiplication or suffocation?”
-Duo 2023
💀💀💀
This the best one fr
Subtraction or destruction
@@Kaellishappy omg yes
@@K-I-R-B-Y start a kirby cult
"Multiply by three or you'll hang off that tree" - Duolingo 2022
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
It went from this, to Duolingo just hopping on every single trend known to man
“Divide fractions or I’ll divide your organs” -Duolingo 2022
OH GOD😂
"Division or vision!"
-duolingo
@@KeyboardSmasherGamingX Division or loss of vision.
@@minedone1236 no division no vision
🪦
☠️🧠
🫁🫀
I like= one revive
“Divide by sixty-nine or ill destroy your bloodline”
- Duolingo 2023
😂😂
69 / 2 = 34.5
💀
Uh... 21?
@@a-random._account1 You failed your division lesson, you know what happens next..
"Continue the streak or become the meat"
-most likely Duolingo
I can’t believe this is the same 1 million dollar company making jokes.
"Multiply by 3, or i will end your family tree."
-Duolingo 2023
"Divide nine and four or I'll be at your backdoor"
Duolingo, 2023
I do 😰
@@IttzzzKeira good luck bro
@@NyxoBoiDuolingo might still be able to get in...we never know.....huh? Who's tapping on my windo- DOU?!?
Duolingo: you didn't do your Spanish lessons......now..YOU MUST VANISH
me:WAIT NOOOO HEL-
Dear Learner
“Divide by two or I’ll divide you.”
-Sincerely, Duo.
“learn by doing, not just mewing” hits hard
"calculate or evaporate"
-duolingo 2023
that should be the official duolingo math quote
@@universedestroyer86 true it’s better than math or crash
@@RFBProductionz very true
Lmao that rhymes well
I just uno reverse card since I'm a genius at math👑👑👑👑🧠🧠🧠
Math:👑👑👑👑👑👑👑🧠🧠🧠🧠
Learning languages:🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
"Find the side or I'll commit genocide" - Duolingo, hypothetically
DID YOU MEAN SUICIDE?
an elderly fancy argentinian man agrees with this quote
"1 2 3 your hanging in a tree 4 5 6 7 you're suddenly in heaven"
-duo
"divide by 9 or your organs are mine" - Duolingo, 2023
Lol
U just copied someone's comment
@@Cherrie_kimhey, you just copied a comment from an irrelevant comment section from one of the billions of videos on this platform
THATS MY FAVOURITE ONE BY FAR
@@Cherrie_kim we dont talk about that
“name the fraction or i’ll make your body parts an attraction.” duo says with a happy tone in his voice.
“Match the fractions, so you don’t get fractures.”
-Duolingo, 2023
"A"
-MePhone4, whenever iii 7 came out
"I get angrier for every question you get wrong"
YES
Basically baldi
baldi???
i swear i only played baldi like twice years ago but i instantly got that
Welcome to my schoolhosue
BALDI NO
"find y or die"
"multiplication or get hit by a train station"
"continue or be on the menu"
-duolingo
how do u get hit by the station?
@@creeperking8666 it crashes on top of your head, maybe
@@glaceongirlakasusie4961 the entire train station?
@@creeperking8666 train stations are big and also imagine getting bonked in the head with rails followed by a train
Find y or you'll die
“Didn’t multiply by 4? Don’t worry, I’ll remind you… from right outside your window.”
Duolingo 2024
“show me you know multiples of four, or i will break down your door.”
-duolingo 2023
Open na noor! Open na noor!
Spanish or vanish? nah it's multiply or say goodbye
@@King_Cobra0 *Don’t miss a lesson folks, we promise you n̶o̶ harm* *with our new math game!* - Duolingo 2023
Me : installs a door made of titanium
Fr😂😂😂
“You forgot to do your math lesson today! You know what that means…”
(You hear a sound at your window)
BALLISTIC MISSILE INBOUND, IMMEDIATELY SEEK SHELTER
BACKYARD INTRUDER IMMEDIATELY SEEK SHELTER
INSIDE INTRUDER PLEASE EVACUATE THIS COUNTRY
now beg for your life in encypted numbers
“Division or no vision.”
“Duolingo will multiply you by 0!”
LMFAOOOOO
0! (0 factorial) = 1
Which means you remain as yourself
You mean:
“Duolingo will divide you by zero!”
Well, it would be an error. So in that case, you're also safe (technically)
You mooks knew what the OP meant!
*_DUOLINGO I FINISHED MY LINEAR ALGEBRA PLEASE LET GO OF MY FAMI-_*
Your family was sent to vector space.
You must finish your quadratics first😈
@@erinemmerson6290 you're an idiot and have no idea what linear algebra is erin
Na na you need to finish quadratic and solve:
sin(^-1)x is 3^(x+2y) * cos(y ^ 2 + z*(2.6 ^ y))/5 ^ 2x+2y without a calculator
√25 × √625 = 125
I swear this is one of the only normal Duolingo short 💀
I swear this is one of the only normal comments
“Divide by 3 or you’ll never be set free.”
-duolingo math 2023
"Divide by five or you won't survive."
- Duo
Uh... 21?
@@a-random._account1STOP SPAMMING👮🏻♀️👩🏻⚖️
"Add the number or I'll put you in infinite slumber."
- Duo
finally a non-kidnapping video on the Duolingo channel.
This is duos first ❤
"Math or blood bath 🔪"
- Duolingo 2022
"Choose the correct answer"
"What is your Ip adress"
"Select the day you will die"
This confused me for a second because “math” and “bath” don’t rhyme in British English 😅
Gd reference?!?!!!!!?!?!
@@sk00l64 no
**Geometry Dash flashbacks**
"You REALLY thought you were done after mastering spanish?"
"Find the possibility of us freeing your family!"
"Pi or die"
"Division or we'll use laser vision"
"Solve or dissolve"
Square root or removed foot
the last one is perfect
Solve or dissolve is awersome
Algebra or the chancla
Algebra or avada kedavra
"Simplify the fraction, or you'll see some knife action."
- Duolingo 2022
2021:Spanish or vanish
2024:math or death
" divide by 3 or you will hang on that tree " - duolingo
This is my favourite comment 😭✋
Why is this so funny 🤣 like stop 😭 ✋
Naww😭
@Flowna213what the fuu-
Logan paul: 👀
“Multiply by nine or your internal organs are mine” -duolingo at some point after this app was made
Lol
“Divide by 7, or I send you to heaven.”
- Duolingo 2023
Divide by 12, or I send you to hell
Wow 😂
Should be 1st
Uh... 21?
"Solve the sum or i will drink you like rum"
-Duolingo
Duolingo math be like: *multiplication or annihilation*
UNDERRATED ONLY 2 LIKES
division or destruction
Epic slander
Math or bloodbath
Divide or cyanide
“Multiplication or laceration” -Duolingo 2022
Noice
“Subtraction or No interaction”
- Duo, 2022
That's actually a salvation for those whose lives have been ruined by duolingo linguistics
LMFAOO WHAT💀💀
Redditors see this as an absolute win!
I never have human interactions anyway
Duolingo in the description: "Math is stressful."
Also Duolingo: *"Take away four or you'll lie on the floor"*
"Calculate the volume of the river or I will steal your liver."
"Find the root or I'll shoot."
"Divide the fraction or I'll take action."
"You don't wanna be the one being divided!"
"Math is fun, so is my gun"
"List the primes or you're out of time"
"Calculate the cone or your time has come"
2 and 3, 5 if you make it so’s
this is probably what duolingo would say
This is the best comment
Find X or your family will be shipped to us by FedEx.
i really like 3 and 4 for some reason
“Multiply by 103 or say goodbye to your family”
- duolingo
*”Multiply by fives, or I’ll take your friends’ lives.”*
Lmfao
Right 😂
Lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
☠
🤣😂
“Tell me what’s One to the power of Nine or I’ll snap your spine”