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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024

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  • @Soldadito_Marinero
    @Soldadito_Marinero 3 года назад +3277

    “you killed my moms sister”
    is me trying to reach the word count on my essay

    • @mts9266
      @mts9266 3 года назад +268

      you have ended the life of the sibling of my significant parent that is female

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +137

      The life of my female parents female sibling has been taken away and therefore she is no longer living anymore.

    • @calw.9373
      @calw.9373 3 года назад +80

      The homosapien female that was killed by you, a homosapien male was my significant parent’s fellow sibling

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 3 года назад +58

      You have committed the great treason of ending the life of my Moms female friend who had the same parents as my Mom did

    • @alpha48z
      @alpha48z 3 года назад +43

      @@IcyDiamond You have intentionally taken the life of my maternal figures horizontally related kinsperson of whom they share a parent.

  • @nnamdiede1180
    @nnamdiede1180 3 года назад +3937

    Marcus is like that teacher that grades your paper so harshly , so you go back and ask why you got that grade, and so they go through it with you and tell you that your lucky they gave you that high a score in the first place

    • @oasisconstructions
      @oasisconstructions 3 года назад +259

      No, they go through and notice that your grade should be lower.

    • @petery6432
      @petery6432 3 года назад +156

      @@oasisconstructions Yes, when you ask them what you did wrong, they look through and say "Oh dear, I let you off too easily".

    • @julienrolle4080
      @julienrolle4080 3 года назад +90

      Imagine a teacher who sees your Test a second time, laughs and says why did i even give you 2 points 💀💀

    • @josephmartins8882
      @josephmartins8882 3 года назад +47

      “Actually after looking this over again I realize I didn’t actually penalize you for this, so your real grade is actually supposed to be lower.”

    • @nalvious
      @nalvious 3 года назад +65

      "Your test is so bad, it's funny. Get a 10"

  • @adammonteiro7189
    @adammonteiro7189 3 года назад +13409

    alternate title: Marcus realizing how nice he used to be compared to how mean he is now

  • @jordanwilliams1447
    @jordanwilliams1447 3 года назад +1490

    Marcus scared me when he said Spiderverse and Blade Runner 2049 weren’t 9s. The relief when he deemed them each a 10 was insane and he’s correct.

    • @AlistairAi
      @AlistairAi 2 года назад +23

      Honestly same

    • @sleep6837
      @sleep6837 2 года назад +9

      They're both in my top five movies (besides classics,) so I was thrilled to see him re-evaluate them both.

    • @johnstrawb3521
      @johnstrawb3521 2 года назад +6

      Blade Runner 2049 is like a guy showing you his beautiful postcard collection---for eight hours.

    • @jordanwilliams1447
      @jordanwilliams1447 2 года назад +30

      @@johnstrawb3521 oh wow, so you just like saying incorrect things, fascinating.

    • @cxmxqx
      @cxmxqx Год назад +10

      @@jordanwilliams1447 😂😂

  • @misterdiesel3702
    @misterdiesel3702 3 года назад +6416

    Alternate title: How Marcus learned to stop worrying and love Aquaman.

    • @ariaaster4122
      @ariaaster4122 3 года назад +82

      As IHE said " aquaman is epic dude"

    • @boy_wxnder2662
      @boy_wxnder2662 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/02vx2usBzpE/видео.html

    • @oracletv1557
      @oracletv1557 3 года назад +32

      Well, I really like the first Aquaman movie, but i will not see the second movie if She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is still in it, I'd rather not give her the satisfaction or the time of day after all the shit she's done has now come to light.

    • @ariaaster4122
      @ariaaster4122 3 года назад +25

      @@oracletv1557 oh yeah fuck that lovecraftian , otherwise aquaman is epic dude

    • @bebo2629
      @bebo2629 3 года назад +6

      @@ariaaster4122 „factually epic“

  • @tomjames9681
    @tomjames9681 3 года назад +4486

    This feels like the 47 minute video equivalent of when your brain reminds you of something embarrassing you did years ago while you’re trying to sleep.

    • @SimplyHawa
      @SimplyHawa 3 года назад +57

      I HATE THIS BROO

    • @funnysonicman
      @funnysonicman 3 года назад +24

      @@SimplyHawa Same this is way too relatable

    • @Alpha-bt9bh
      @Alpha-bt9bh 3 года назад +17

      This hits home

    • @s.g.woolf-hoyle4578
      @s.g.woolf-hoyle4578 3 года назад +9

      Bro can't believe the Seal of Rassilon watches Cosmonaut 😳

    • @comicstv7259
      @comicstv7259 3 года назад +14

      Nah bro this is facts I always be thinking about all the embarrassing s*** I have done and what’s even worse is that my friends keep reminding me and it’s so annoying

  • @soggyman1098
    @soggyman1098 3 года назад +3968

    Marcus facing his Aquaman Arc is proper anime protagonist development.

    • @adigrover2783
      @adigrover2783 3 года назад +12

      LOOOL this comment boutta blow up

    • @joaopedroauriemo
      @joaopedroauriemo 3 года назад +32

      He’s grown so much

    • @weewer3369
      @weewer3369 3 года назад +29

      Best development in youtube, Aquaman hella fun.

    • @unclephillymya
      @unclephillymya 3 года назад +4

      My man became 7th Hokage Naruto

    • @vintheguy
      @vintheguy 3 года назад +15

      Spoilers
      You babies better prepare for the SBR arc

  • @exkobri558
    @exkobri558 3 года назад +947

    This is why I watch Marcus. While even though I don’t agree with him on everything, it’s still entertaining to see a differing opinion and it’s even more entertaining when we agree on something.

    • @raptor_boquita
      @raptor_boquita 2 года назад +47

      What differs him from other reviewers is that he doesn't jump on trendy hate trains like all people (like sw tlj)

    • @Blue-Apple-fc9eo
      @Blue-Apple-fc9eo 2 года назад +18

      @@raptor_boquita Yea, Which is why anti-SJW is one of my least favorite fandom that i have ever seen.

    • @dogeshark204
      @dogeshark204 2 года назад +23

      Every time I watch him I feel like he is giving his genuine opinion. That, and the fact that his videos are so rewatchable makes me like him a lot.

    • @ricniks4619
      @ricniks4619 2 года назад +7

      @@raptor_boquita And he isn't one of those blind MCU stans that gives every movie a 8/10 or higher. He calls out when their is a bad Marvel movie like Thor 1, Thor 2, Eternals, Black Panther, etc. And gives a proper reason on why he dislikes it or if it has some flaws even the movies he likes like Solo.

    • @zachp9314
      @zachp9314 2 года назад +3

      He’s the only reviewer I’ve watched that didn’t make me rage for a different take

  • @j.c.d8768
    @j.c.d8768 3 года назад +2293

    Its nice to see Marcus complete his arc and finally give spider-verse an 11.

    • @millshaskett6044
      @millshaskett6044 3 года назад +174

      when he said "was I on crack?" I thought he was gonna lower the score and I was almost really angry.

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +60

      @@millshaskett6044 and then when he gave it a 10 (or an 11) I was so happy.

    • @ohadgoldhagen1095
      @ohadgoldhagen1095 3 года назад +18

      @@millshaskett6044 SAME.

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 3 года назад +6

      @@millshaskett6044 yeah I was like, wait what?!?

    • @knightshadowhimself
      @knightshadowhimself 3 года назад +3

      Oh SpiderVerse fans are crazy 🤣

  • @quard4079
    @quard4079 3 года назад +3426

    "There are so many Spider-Man movies that are better than Homecoming*
    *Only gives Spider Verse a higher score*

    • @spider-man6932
      @spider-man6932 3 года назад +183

      Lmao I think he meant to say Spider-Man media like PS4 game and other stuff

    • @maverickmic
      @maverickmic 3 года назад +185

      @@spider-man6932 If that's what he meant, surely he would say that? It's also apples and pears, comparing a game to a movie? One is character and player driven the other is not, games also typically are much longer

    • @spider-man6932
      @spider-man6932 3 года назад +65

      @@maverickmic idk man maybe he was smoking something again 😂

    • @JaxonUm
      @JaxonUm 3 года назад +36

      I think he just wants to not backtrack his Raimi Trilogy takes lmao

    • @wookiecommander4554
      @wookiecommander4554 3 года назад +20

      The thing with homecoming was that far from home and infinity war and PS4 were all great stories and it has the same stature as iron man 1 at this point where it was a nice starting point but what came after was all just better and better it’s hard to praise it too much because then you think about all the better stuff that came after

  • @itamar20112
    @itamar20112 3 года назад +662

    Marcus: "Captain Marvel was one of my inspirations for this stream"
    Also Marcus: *Forgets to give it a new score*

    • @brxndxn1516
      @brxndxn1516 3 года назад +160

      He gave it a 5/10 he just didn’t put in the video

    • @LOLquendoTV
      @LOLquendoTV 3 года назад +7

      @@brxndxn1516 thats a fair score for a forgettable movie like that

    • @CopperIron
      @CopperIron 3 года назад +13

      @@brxndxn1516 5 for Marvel and 3 for Ant-Man? Rough...

    • @swagmeat1760
      @swagmeat1760 3 года назад +11

      @@CopperIron there ain’t no way ant man better than captain marvel bro

    • @martinmp19
      @martinmp19 3 года назад +1

      Yeah ant man is so boring IMO

  • @JacobManning
    @JacobManning 3 года назад +1685

    Timestamps if anyone needs it:
    (0:00) Intro
    (1:41) Samurai Jack Season 5 - 7/10
    (2:46) Wonder Woman - 6/10
    (4:10) Castlevania - 7/10
    (4:35) Star Wars: Rebels - 2/10
    (4:56) Hellblade - 10/10
    (5:15) Death Note - 8 and 4/10
    (6:10) Neo Yokio - 3/10
    (6:47) Blade Runner 2049 - 10/10
    (7:38) Good Burger - 10/10
    (7:41) Pacific Rim 2 - 1/10
    (8:18) Devilman Crybaby - 9/10
    (8:34) Ready Player One - 4.5/10
    ---------- 10:12 Marvel Video
    (10:25) Iron Man - 6/10
    (11:03) Incredible Hulk - 3/10
    (11:20) Iron Man 2 - 4/10
    (11:42) Thor - 3/10
    (12:01) Captain America 1 - 5/10
    (12:20) Avengers 1 - 8/10
    (12:45) Iron Man 3 - 8/10
    (13:05) Thor 2 - 1/10
    (13:54) Captain America Winter Soldier - 7/10
    (14:27) Guardians Of The Galaxy 1 - 9/10
    (14:42) Avengers: Age Of Ultron - 4/10
    (15:39) Ant Man 1 - 3/10
    (16:13) Civil War - 5/10
    (16:41) Doctor Strange - 5/10
    (17:04) Guardians Of The Galaxy 2 - 7/10
    (17:22) Spiderman Homecoming - 7.5/10
    (17:40) Thor Ragnarok - 8/10
    (18:59) Black Panther - 4/10
    (19:36) Infinity War - 9/10
    ---------- 19:54 End Of Marvel Video
    (19:54) Ant Man 2 - 2/10
    ---------- 20:57 Spider Guy Videos
    (20:57) Spider-Man 1 - 6 and 10/10
    (21:50) Spider-Man 2 - 7/10
    (22:31) Spider-Man 3 - 3 and 9.5/10
    (23:26) Amazing Spider-Man - 3/10
    (23:38) Amazing Spider-Man 2 - 2/10
    ---------- 23:45 End Of Spider Guy Videos
    Spider-Man PS4
    (23:47) Spider-Man PS4 - 8/10
    (23:59) Venom - 3/10
    (24:27) Ax Em - 10/10
    (24:49) Halloween 2018 - 5/10
    (25:15) Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse - 10/10
    (25:36) Birdbox - ???/10
    (26:17) Kingdom Hearts 3 - 3/10
    (26:54) Alita Battle Angel - 7/10
    (27:31) Captain Marvel - ???/10
    (28:26) Fantastic Beasts 2 - 2/10
    (28:46) Shazam - 7/10
    (29:18) Avengers Endgame - ???/10
    (30:10) Detective Pikachu - /10
    (30:39) Game Of Thrones - 4/10
    (31:44) Toy Story 4 - ???/10
    (32:25) Far From Home - 7/10
    (32:54) Fast And Furious movies - 5, 3, 3, 4, 9, 7, 7, 9 (spinoff: 2) /10
    (34:45) Daredevil - 4/10
    (35:01) It Chapter 2 - 2/10
    (35:45) Joker - 7/10
    (36:25) The Lighthouse - 10/10x
    ---------- 36:48 Star Wars Videos
    (36:53) A New Hope - 10/10
    (37:12) Empire Strikes Back - 8,9,10/10
    (37:27) Return of the Jedi - 5/10
    (37:37) The Phantom Menace & Attack Of The Clones - 3/10
    (38:10) Revenge Of The Sith - 4/10
    (38:25) The Force Awakens - 7/10
    (39:04) Rouge One - 6 or 5/10
    (39:46) The Last Jedi - 6/10
    (40:29) Solo - 8/10
    (41:38) Rise Of Skywalker - ???/10
    ---------- 42:39 Star Wars Videos
    (42:39) Birds Of Prey - 5/10
    (43:00) Catwoman - 2/10
    (43:19) The Last Airbender Movie - 1/10
    (43:50) Resident Evil 3 - 5/10
    (44:02) FF7 Remake - /10
    (44:43) TLOU 2 - 7/10
    (45:29) Aquaman - 7.5/10
    (46:07) Avengers (game) - 2/10
    (46:30) The Boys - 9 and 7/10
    I did this for fun. What's wrong with me?

    • @procopias7571
      @procopias7571 3 года назад +63

      you missed "Tall Girl - 10/10"

    • @eric6432
      @eric6432 3 года назад +5

      @@procopias7571 I think I’m stupid but that was sarcasm right

    • @v3c4beme97
      @v3c4beme97 3 года назад +26

      This man gave the Last Jedi a 6/10?.....Yeah, I can respect the decision, but nothing can change my mind that The Last Jedi was not completely dog 💩

    • @v3c4beme97
      @v3c4beme97 3 года назад +5

      I would personally give it a 3/10, because I still sat through it and didn’t leave the theater in anger and disgust until it ended.

    • @lorineforman3748
      @lorineforman3748 3 года назад +1

      @ANTHONY THOMAS I strongly disagree but... opinions woohoo

  • @alexanderboulton2123
    @alexanderboulton2123 3 года назад +803

    Your grading scale had the consistency of the Terminator timeline

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +11

      Wow that is too accurate

    • @Kar-Eam
      @Kar-Eam 3 года назад +24

      x men

    • @GooseQuillWrites
      @GooseQuillWrites 3 года назад +6

      Ii haven't even watched this yet and im cracking up because that's exactly what I expect from him

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +4

      @@Kar-Eam I want to say star wars
      But that's more consistency in quality

    • @Josh-oj9mm
      @Josh-oj9mm 3 года назад +4

      More like the consistency of the fox xmen timeline

  • @connorscritsmier839
    @connorscritsmier839 3 года назад +750

    He keeps thinking he was on drugs, he wasn't...
    He was just on Infinity War hype, which is entirely understandable. He said he saw it 5 times, and would be willing to see it a sixth time.

    • @2manyballfaces
      @2manyballfaces 3 года назад +19

      Yea infinity war is prolly my fav. Or a close second to guardians 1

    • @bonecodeneve1306
      @bonecodeneve1306 3 года назад +4

      I was the 300 like, nice.

    • @julienrolle4080
      @julienrolle4080 3 года назад +13

      Man back then when everyone was on infinity war hype.... good times

    • @Icerope-km9lu
      @Icerope-km9lu 3 года назад +4

      Infinity war hype IS a drug tho. Very dangerous and addictive, too.

    • @danifish879
      @danifish879 3 года назад +3

      Infinity War hype: the strongest drug I've ever tried

  • @AntonioRedgrave
    @AntonioRedgrave 3 года назад +912

    My favorite part of this entire video is Marcus giving a take then hearing Aquaman saying "MY MAN!"

  • @BenSmith-xr7kf
    @BenSmith-xr7kf 3 года назад +396

    Marcus: I must've been high during my reviews!
    Also Marcus: Drinks during his MCU reviews

    • @AlistairAi
      @AlistairAi 2 года назад +5

      Who the hell is Cucky

    • @XenteBR
      @XenteBR 2 года назад +1

      @@AlistairAi 🤣

  • @anthonymignogna4703
    @anthonymignogna4703 3 года назад +4049

    This is why jelloapocalyplse’s rating scale is so good, he uses negative numbers to indicate ironic enjoyment

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills 3 года назад +64

      Absolutely.

    • @Satherian
      @Satherian 3 года назад +649

      I like the idea of 2 scores: one for overall enjoyment and one for quality. Then you can get a sense of what the movie was like to the reviewer:
      - High Enjoyment, High Quality: A great movie
      - High Enjoyment, Low Quality: A 'so-bad-it's-good' movie
      - Low Enjoyment, High Quality: A well-made movie that wasn't their kinda thing
      - Low Enjoyment, Low Quality: Shite

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills 3 года назад +42

      @@Satherian I like that.

    • @RealSafeMode
      @RealSafeMode 3 года назад +3

      Yep

    • @freealter
      @freealter 3 года назад +65

      @@Satherian the political compass of content

  • @fathercounts2820
    @fathercounts2820 3 года назад +605

    I love how Marcus just doesn’t remember reviewing some movies

  • @luisguerra8852
    @luisguerra8852 3 года назад +2551

    40:29 "I love Solo, it's an 8"
    *proceeds to roast the shit out of it*

    • @jordanboyd5587
      @jordanboyd5587 3 года назад +146

      That was the funniest moment of the whole stream.

    • @wafflemcmulligan9186
      @wafflemcmulligan9186 3 года назад +67

      Just the visual aspect. That’s why it doesn’t get a higher score

    • @tux75
      @tux75 3 года назад +3

      @Joshua White Both of them suck.

    • @jokerknight1247
      @jokerknight1247 3 года назад +31

      @@tux75 no they don’t

    • @tux75
      @tux75 3 года назад

      @@jokerknight1247 Solo and Homecoming both suck, they're terrible.

  • @MrWordcraft
    @MrWordcraft 3 года назад +288

    Seeing Marcus find his love for Aquaman has been a hell of a ride, best character arc I've seen in a while.

  • @TheLegoJungle
    @TheLegoJungle 3 года назад +1943

    This is gonna be more fuel for the people who get pissed because reviewers aren’t always consistent or walk back on things said previously.

    • @matthewletexier
      @matthewletexier 3 года назад +235

      People change with time and so do their opinions

    • @dasboom7133
      @dasboom7133 3 года назад +194

      You said you loved it ten years ago but now you say you hate it! Make up your mind!! Tell us your true feelings on bill cosby!

    • @ethangamino4740
      @ethangamino4740 3 года назад +37

      aka Snyder stans on twitter

    • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737
      @smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737 3 года назад +30

      Changing your mind over time is completely fine Changing your mind quick and with an extreme change is what makes people mad

    • @shade0636
      @shade0636 3 года назад +91

      @@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737 They shouldn't be getting mad at someone else's opinion on movies in the first place.

  • @krusnik94
    @krusnik94 3 года назад +927

    This is the kind of humility the internet needs. Another reason Markus is streets ahead

    • @rayaneuf4596
      @rayaneuf4596 3 года назад +48

      Wow community reference

    • @rayaneuf4596
      @rayaneuf4596 3 года назад +4

      @@watermelonz9453 who is pierce hawthorn?

    • @rayaneuf4596
      @rayaneuf4596 3 года назад +2

      @@watermelonz9453 really I only know Jeff, Brita, Annie, Shirley, abed, Chang, the Dean, vaun,
      So there’s a guy named pierce huh?

    • @rayaneuf4596
      @rayaneuf4596 3 года назад

      Oh I forgot starburns and John Oliver

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +35

      What's streets ahe-
      Oh no I'm streets behind

  • @MegaRay220
    @MegaRay220 3 года назад +715

    Marcus at the beginning of the stream: "Why do I give everything a 7?"
    Marcus later: "Yea most of these movies are a 2"

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +2

      Yeah he even said about halfway through that 3 was becoming his new average

  • @andressalexandregutierrezf7521
    @andressalexandregutierrezf7521 7 месяцев назад +133

    Ok, now this video is getting old...

    • @plebplane5037
      @plebplane5037 4 месяца назад +29

      Let's get him to rewatch this and change the scores 💀

    • @lukelaws3545
      @lukelaws3545 20 дней назад

      I’ve signed my petition

    • @manoelerse7058
      @manoelerse7058 20 дней назад

      LOL please markie

  • @rhodriwilliams2599
    @rhodriwilliams2599 3 года назад +1478

    "I went to see venom multiple times, with people who hadn't seen it just so we could laugh at it." You're the reason they're making a sequel...

    • @Torannn
      @Torannn 3 года назад +90

      If it’s make you laugh, you probably enjoy it ironically.

    • @bingusshlingus1442
      @bingusshlingus1442 3 года назад +44

      fuck yeah. Hopefully it's either more funny or just better in general-

    • @oracletv1557
      @oracletv1557 3 года назад +71

      Judging by the trailer, the sequel looks like its going full comedy and not gonna take itself seriously, which I admire tbh.

    • @thesabotagedandovershadowe8423
      @thesabotagedandovershadowe8423 3 года назад +13

      This movie was great for the monster fuckers and terrible for everyone else lmao

    • @KoolMonkE
      @KoolMonkE 3 года назад +3

      @@oracletv1557 it could be good but, IMO, making a "comedy" with Carnage as the antagonist is setting the movie up for failure because so many people are going to go in expecting something else.

  • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
    @TheAwesomeDarkNinja 3 года назад +4402

    **gets to Spider-Verse**
    Marcus: I must've been on crack when I gave it a 9.
    Me: **loads gun**
    Marcus: Cause it's a 10.
    Me: Understandable. Have a nice day.

    • @OptimusDelta
      @OptimusDelta 3 года назад +106

      Same reaction from me😂

    • @ohadgoldhagen1095
      @ohadgoldhagen1095 3 года назад +43

      Literally me XD

    • @mickdamack4887
      @mickdamack4887 3 года назад +22

      This made me laugh 😂

    • @terrarin6745
      @terrarin6745 3 года назад +29

      I feel like the anime girl and Peter porker ruined it for me

    • @Eutikus
      @Eutikus 3 года назад +20

      Eh I didn’t think spider-verse was all that great tbh

  • @rodanandme
    @rodanandme 3 года назад +736

    most of this consists of:
    Marcus: "Why was I so nice?!"
    Marcus: *bumps it down by one number*

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +10

      Unless the film is 'into the spider verse' of course

    • @Tyrannosaur6265
      @Tyrannosaur6265 3 года назад +18

      Or
      Marcus: “Was I on drugs?!”
      Marcus : bumps it down 2

    • @mightycawl2745
      @mightycawl2745 3 года назад +7

      was rlly hoping it’d be the opposite lol , mans so negative it’s boring

    • @lautaronemes4709
      @lautaronemes4709 3 года назад

      that is not true

    • @mboss5866
      @mboss5866 3 года назад +2

      @@mightycawl2745 NOT BORING SAD

  • @abishekdhinesh21
    @abishekdhinesh21 3 года назад +868

    Petition for Marcus to make an X-Men All Movies Reviewed And Ranked Video

  • @liamnope3268
    @liamnope3268 3 года назад +882

    respect to marcus for watching and editing down a 3hr stream

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +2

      My name: AxxL
      My job: Superstar
      I like: Handsome girls
      I have: 2 handsome girlfriends
      My dream: Have more subs than my 2 girlfriends
      Your name: iam

    • @argo9721
      @argo9721 3 года назад +21

      @@AxxLAfriku just leave

    • @ahopefor
      @ahopefor 3 года назад

      Yeah man puts in a ton of effort.

    • @carlossalgado3677
      @carlossalgado3677 3 года назад +1

      What did he stream on?

    • @munkee_man
      @munkee_man 3 года назад

      @@carlossalgado3677 Twitch I believe.

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 3 года назад +374

    Imagine if you come back to this in 5 years like "omg, what was I thinking, Pacific Rim Uprising is an 8, easy."

    • @angelfilms4886
      @angelfilms4886 3 года назад +16

      That would be fucking hilarious XD

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +29

      I can genuinely imagine him saying
      'The last airbender still sucks as an actual movie. But as an ironic comedy? 9/10'

  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 3 года назад +774

    I would kill for a Cosmonaut Picture Show on Ready Player One.
    I’d probably just kill for a Cosmonaut Picture Show.
    Edit: I’d probably just kill.

    • @orangejuice4266
      @orangejuice4266 3 года назад +62

      I'd kill

    • @manoknowfish
      @manoknowfish 3 года назад +25

      I'd probaly just kill for the fun

    • @RiderNexus
      @RiderNexus 3 года назад +28

      I want him to do all the Transformers movies like he did for the Star Wars movies
      Because I'm a sadist.. but at least he gets to end on a good note with Bumblebee

    • @gabrielmutombo7078
      @gabrielmutombo7078 3 года назад +7

      I would in fact kill for that
      And yes, I said kill

    • @VVIASIP
      @VVIASIP 3 года назад +3

      @@gabrielmutombo7078 God that movie sucked

  • @TechnologicallyTechnical
    @TechnologicallyTechnical 3 года назад +291

    "Solo is so good, it's fucking hideous"

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 3 года назад +10

      I can think of some movies I love even if they suck, Rise of Skywalker is always my go-to example

    • @megazard5249
      @megazard5249 Год назад +5

      @@WiloPolis03 ROS might actually be my fave Star Wars movie even though it is pretty close to being the worst one. I get such a kick out of watching it. 😂👌

  • @jonahthejedai4973
    @jonahthejedai4973 3 года назад +199

    Only guy on RUclips whose number ratings don’t bother me because I fully understand how he feels about the film and the number is just there for everyone to gauge him based on how he’s set these numbers up. Dope stuff man. Keep it up.

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +8

      Yeah in a year or two (when he is feeling generous again) all the 2 will probably go up to about 5. But the good thing is he is completely aware of that.

  • @makotocarolin
    @makotocarolin 3 года назад +574

    Marcus: “Worse than you remember doesn’t mean bad”
    Also Marcus: *puts “why it sucks” in the thumbnail*

    • @svennevs5740
      @svennevs5740 3 года назад +8

      He does that for every thumbnail.
      Show should be called "why it sucks"

    • @musicIistener
      @musicIistener 3 года назад +44

      @@svennevs5740 it is literally one of the named shows on his channel... just like picture show lol

    • @buenosdias4039
      @buenosdias4039 3 года назад +7

      @@musicIistener its still kinda funny

    • @urmomsfavorite6236
      @urmomsfavorite6236 3 года назад +2

      @@musicIistener exactly

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 3 года назад +1

      I was thinking that to lol

  • @athenajaxon2397
    @athenajaxon2397 3 года назад +1394

    " I was really on an MCU kick" gave everything a 4/10 lmao

    • @unclephillymya
      @unclephillymya 3 года назад +94

      Thor 2 is so bad that he didn’t even rescored hahahaha

    • @carnivalwilson1978
      @carnivalwilson1978 3 года назад +17

      @@unclephillymya yea he gave it a 1/2 I forget which, but he says it’s worse than Thor 1 which he used to not say

    • @herniagaming
      @herniagaming 2 года назад +20

      Yeah but MCU is low quality in general, shitty jokes and 'comedic' cuts in action no one laughs at, often forgetable story and badly written characters, worst set of Spiderman films and depiction of the character Ive seen so far and like idk man these films feel like they have no soul, there's a frequent lack of emotion and stakes to the films that make them really unengaging and difficult to actually care about the characters, so yeah I hate them, fuck MCU(except for iron man 3 that's shits good as)

    • @ericstorm6582
      @ericstorm6582 2 года назад +85

      @@herniagaming If you think that Homecoming and Far From Home are the worst depictions of who Spider-Man is, you really have never picked up a comic book from the original run by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko

    • @red_dawg5564
      @red_dawg5564 2 года назад +6

      @@herniagaming I think you just flipped the switch of which movies are good both the Spiderman movies are good iron man 3 is sus not that good as the previous films

  • @whawhawhawhaaaa
    @whawhawhawhaaaa Год назад +74

    Old Marcus: Gives a completely fair and reasonable score
    Current Marcus: WAS I ON CRACK?????

    • @arinhossain2100
      @arinhossain2100 Год назад +4

      Nah, his reviews are the worst. He gave Captain Marvel and She Hulk a 7. No way, TASM movies are better. He gave TASM 1 a 3/10 and TASM 2 a 2/10. That's no way. TASM movies are better then Captain Marvel and She Hulk.
      TASM 1 had positive reviews. It should get between 7-8.5/10. It's better then a 3/10. It was well received by critics and audiences.
      TASM 2 is divisive but it's better then Captain Marvel at least. It's better then a 2/10. TASM 2 should get at least 6-7.5/10. HiTopFilms is better then this guy.
      Cosmount Quickie hates Sam Raimi's Spider Man trilogy too. He hates the Antman movies.

    • @shreyasbhadury4173
      @shreyasbhadury4173 Год назад +32

      ​@@arinhossain2100 opinions exist

    • @arinhossain2100
      @arinhossain2100 Год назад +1

      @@shreyasbhadury4173 depends on if it's correct or not. Cosmount Quicike is flawed and biased. He gave Antman 3/10. Antman was awesome. He gave the first Iron Man 6/10. It's better then that. I respect opinions but his ones are a$$. Like another IGN.

    • @shreyasbhadury4173
      @shreyasbhadury4173 Год назад +20

      @@arinhossain2100 i mean, he could like or dislike a movie. he might just have different tastes.

    • @arinhossain2100
      @arinhossain2100 Год назад

      @@shreyasbhadury4173 except that IGN has the worst reviews similar to him as well. Like Fortnite 9.6/10 and they gave 2018 Spider-Man 8.7/10. No way he or IGN is right. I respect opinions but IGN's and his are lame 🤮

  • @ghintz2156
    @ghintz2156 3 года назад +336

    His hatred of Rebels never sleeps.... When you score the America Deathnote movie and Neo Yokio even higher.

    • @batt3ryac1d
      @batt3ryac1d 3 года назад +15

      Yeah rebels was a little kid friendly sometimes but it was great.

    • @zelo3238
      @zelo3238 3 года назад +5

      I mean to be fair...

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +15

      It's OK that he doesn't like rebels though. There is a lot to like about it and a lot to dislike. I can understand both the people who love it as well as the people who hate it.

    • @ZHL242
      @ZHL242 3 года назад +14

      His hatred for rebels didn't go far enough.

    • @lukasr1166
      @lukasr1166 3 года назад +12

      I hate it just as much. I can't stand a single aspect of that show.

  • @Sipedei
    @Sipedei 3 года назад +476

    Thor 2 is My movie If I have difficulty sleeping, I’ve honestly tried to watch it 4-5 times and I’vw never seen the ending

    • @rooracleaf561
      @rooracleaf561 3 года назад +29

      Just start the movie in the last third

    • @alexanderenyioma1754
      @alexanderenyioma1754 3 года назад +15

      Honestly just watch the third movie

    • @Thomas-qy3ox
      @Thomas-qy3ox 3 года назад +4

      @@alexanderenyioma1754 I think the joke(or not a joke) was that it's so boring it helps them sleep.

    • @haha-uj5rj
      @haha-uj5rj 3 года назад

      I remember falling asleep to this movie.
      The only thing I remember is when Stan Lee asks for his shoe back

    • @alexblanchard8559
      @alexblanchard8559 3 года назад

      i tried watching this with my boyfriend when we did a marathon. Legit fell asleep because of how boring it is

  • @Duck-de9dw
    @Duck-de9dw 3 года назад +307

    Weird how so many people think anything less than a 7/10 means doodoo garbage when a 5/10 doesn't mean bad
    :(

    • @Flome810
      @Flome810 3 года назад +60

      1-2 terrible
      3-4 bad
      5-6 ok
      7-8 good
      9-10 masterpiece

    • @karidyas00
      @karidyas00 3 года назад +6

      For me it's like there's so much stuff out there why would I watch anything less than good? (barring so-bad-it's-good fun factor)

    • @michaczarnocki181
      @michaczarnocki181 3 года назад +12

      @@Flome810 3-4 should be more like "boring/bad", not medicore. Medicore is just another word for ok/bland.

    • @plushiesdx
      @plushiesdx 3 года назад +12

      They think that because of the American grading system

    • @thecyperhornet
      @thecyperhornet 3 года назад +1

      It because everybody wants their films to be 9 or 10/10

  • @deathwish5077
    @deathwish5077 3 года назад +387

    When he said: “Revenge of the sith is better than all of the sequels, well if your like an idiot it is” I laughed so hard😂

    • @souljacrankthat
      @souljacrankthat 3 года назад +24

      @Trey 2x definitely RoS that is the worst movie I have ever seen in theatres, but I think m TLJ with the Luke and Rey stuff is really good, but the Finn and Rose stuff is pure filler so for me i’m torn between which one is better: Revenge of the Sith or The Last Jedi

    • @mortadelofilemon2086
      @mortadelofilemon2086 3 года назад +47

      @@souljacrankthat I personally like the last jedi more, just because I take the ideas it presents more seriously. They both have good ideas, don't get me wrong, but the last jedi presents them better through the Luke/Rey/Kylo/Snoke stuff while in Revenge things just happen because people are too easily manipulated(Anakin turns so fucking quick from "o no, I killed Windu, whom I didn't like" to "Yeah sure, I'll kill the younglins with no hesitation"). Plus revenge gets weighted down by the two other prequels (like Anakin being already a fascist psycho in 2) while tlj was exactly what I expected after the force awakens. However its just personal preference.

    • @deadmanrang
      @deadmanrang 3 года назад +26

      TPM and AOTC are a 3/10 for me, ROTS is a 6/10, TFA is an 8/10, TLJ is a 7/10 and TROS is a 4/10 for me

    • @jandcstopmotion7774
      @jandcstopmotion7774 3 года назад +13

      But it is, I don’t even like the prequels but it’s is significantly better

    • @christianschmidt8476
      @christianschmidt8476 3 года назад +21

      @@deadmanrang Perfect rating. Yeah, Rise of Skywalker is from a writing standpoint awful. however it has some great standalone scenes like Bens redemption. And it has a good cinematography, humor and acting. Phantom menace and Attack of the clones haven´t even this.

  • @snazzlevelzzans7093
    @snazzlevelzzans7093 3 года назад +716

    Guardians Vol 2 is soooo critically underrated. I honestly see why people like Vol 1 more, but the villain, character development, plot, and redemption arcs of Vol 2 are chef's kiss good.

    • @OptimusDelta
      @OptimusDelta 3 года назад +19

      The jokes were atrocious.

    • @davea3641
      @davea3641 3 года назад +64

      @@OptimusDelta for real, the jokes were corny af but all mcu movies be like that with the jokes smh.

    • @daniel-ov1vo
      @daniel-ov1vo 3 года назад +61

      @@OptimusDelta while that’s true, I honestly feel like it had some of the better emotional moments out of the rest of the MCU

    • @SnakeEaterGaming
      @SnakeEaterGaming 3 года назад +13

      I personally like Vol.2 better than 1 :)

    • @Martin-xd4jl
      @Martin-xd4jl 3 года назад +29

      I found the swerves in tone in that movie super jarring. It switched from slapstick and pop culture references to 'Kurt Russell gave my mom terminal cancer'; I've been in an actual car accident that left me with less whiplash than that.

  • @WiloPolis03
    @WiloPolis03 3 года назад +3096

    Marcus has really harsh opinions lol but you can tell it's 100% genuine, and not just being an a-hole or cloutchasing, which I really respect

    • @najadamu2724
      @najadamu2724 3 года назад +118

      For the most part, at least. Some of his opinions still feel like he's trying to be contrarian for the sake of it.

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 3 года назад +286

      @@najadamu2724 I disagree, all of this reaction seems very honest tbh

    • @oliverrasmusson2362
      @oliverrasmusson2362 3 года назад +6

      I agree

    • @TheRealdealdude2
      @TheRealdealdude2 3 года назад +105

      I agree with that. I definitely disagree with him 90% of the time though.

    • @PoboiDraws
      @PoboiDraws 3 года назад +101

      Same, I don’t agree with him all the time but I love how honest he is about the stuff even if I don’t agree with him. Plus he’s pretty funny imo.

  • @l0rdsnorlax
    @l0rdsnorlax 3 года назад +164

    He’s still so right about how underrated iron man 3 is

    • @nra3zehuti781
      @nra3zehuti781 3 года назад +45

      Agree, everyone complains about the mandarin in this film as if comic's mandarin was this 3 dimensional deep character or something

    • @Spiderstan2000
      @Spiderstan2000 3 года назад

      @@nra3zehuti781 I mean what's the point of building him up to be a big bad supervillain if he's gonna be a joke?

    • @andreleiva5165
      @andreleiva5165 3 года назад

      @@nra3zehuti781 they made him seem like he was gonna be this cool iconic character

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +12

      @@andreleiva5165 I almost guarantee the mandarin we got is more memorable than the mandarin we would have got if marvel played it safe.

    • @Satherian
      @Satherian 3 года назад +7

      @@glendarjj3991 Yeah, at least they did something different and we didn't get *another* generic Marvel villain

  • @cass6020
    @cass6020 3 года назад +41

    I love how agro'd Marcus was over the Sam raimi trilogy video. That was the first cosmonaut video I ever ever saw and I could tell so obviously that he loved them as much as I do

  • @pjdixon6199
    @pjdixon6199 3 года назад +293

    “Winter soldier is a 7/10”
    Pain

    • @superxavxii421
      @superxavxii421 3 года назад +26

      That's a good score isn't?

    • @lyrik2473
      @lyrik2473 3 года назад +48

      @@superxavxii421 I feel like more its more of an 8/10

    • @yogurthoe8281
      @yogurthoe8281 3 года назад +30

      He graded things on the thought that 5/10 is average so I get it

    • @hanschristopherson8056
      @hanschristopherson8056 3 года назад +14

      This is the first marvel movie I ever watched so it’s always a 10 for me I’m biased

    • @jayguero2123
      @jayguero2123 3 года назад +5

      It’s generous.

  • @mellowdirector6866
    @mellowdirector6866 3 года назад +246

    Seeing Cosmo get upset and start yelling over the spiderman trilogy is something I'm glad I got to witness.

  • @mr.goblin6039
    @mr.goblin6039 3 года назад +243

    Marcus’ redemption arc with Aquaman is so satisfying. That movie was just dumb fun. The most comic bookiest comic book movie ever. I love it.

    • @tobylerone4285
      @tobylerone4285 3 года назад +3

      Dunno which comics you read mate but the best ones tend to have a complex plot and engaging characters not Indiana Jones rip offs with none of the intelligence or energy

    • @mr.goblin6039
      @mr.goblin6039 3 года назад +16

      @@tobylerone4285 Dude... It's fucking AQUAMAN! I don't expect complexity or an introspective look at the human soul or some shit. I got exactly what I've wanted to see since 2011, when I picked up my first Aquaman comic written by Geoff Johns and drawn by Ivan Reis. It was goofy as shit back then and it still is now, but I love it and it got a movie that was just fun. Comics can be silly, ridiculous and even full blown nonsense and STILL be entertaining. Not everything has to be like Joker or Watchmen or whatever.

    • @tobylerone4285
      @tobylerone4285 3 года назад

      @@mr.goblin6039 so reading the 2011 comic is a similar sensation to having your head caved in by a box of crayola? Fair enough; but if aqua man has the same one dimensional characterisation in the comics then I really dunno why you’re into it

    • @joeymama8141
      @joeymama8141 3 года назад

      @@tobylerone4285 And you think Zack Snyder was the exception to making great redemption arcs to you or what?

    • @joeymama8141
      @joeymama8141 3 года назад

      @@tobylerone4285 I don't want to judge you, but I think you don't actually read comics to me tbf

  • @drag0nerd
    @drag0nerd 3 года назад +103

    The Spiderverse rescore was honestly the best redemption arc ever

  • @swordmasterarie7752
    @swordmasterarie7752 3 года назад +188

    40:33 I just love how the entire segment on Solo is Marcus laughing at how dark it is

  • @chesh1re_cat
    @chesh1re_cat 3 года назад +318

    Marcus might be the only film critic I know that can point to something and say "This is unacceptable" with a big smile on his face while laughing. That's why he's so awesome

    • @xblade149
      @xblade149 3 года назад

      Hahaha sure

    • @Max-zl8lp
      @Max-zl8lp 3 года назад

      Do you know what he streams on what his account is called

  • @Mohzbee
    @Mohzbee 3 года назад +147

    The Cosmonaut Picture Shows are so quality, and a Ready Player One showing would be just chock full of hilarity.
    Please do one.

    • @thehumanity0
      @thehumanity0 3 года назад

      I didn't even notice the "You killed my mom's sister" line. Wtf was Spielberg thinking?

  • @pear-head
    @pear-head Год назад +12

    Your reviews are either the exact opposite of what I think or they precisely reflect my opinions, with no in-between. I love it, keep it up man.

  • @dankerbell
    @dankerbell 3 года назад +65

    marcus' rage about people misunderstanding his raimi reviews is great

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r 3 года назад +379

    Marcus: We’re going back to the old ways.
    Darkseid: Finally, someone I can relate too.

  • @RicAdbur
    @RicAdbur 3 года назад +361

    It's so funny to me that you finally noticed after all this time that you rate everything 7/10

    • @christopher-cf8jd
      @christopher-cf8jd 3 года назад +5

      Its almost like he has no actual standards.

    • @DuelFanX
      @DuelFanX 3 года назад +4

      I honestly think he had just as many 6's as 7's before.

    • @the_rose_garden01
      @the_rose_garden01 3 года назад

      @@DuelFanX Same

  • @ikeflaherty8910
    @ikeflaherty8910 3 года назад +51

    Everytime Marcus mentions Rise of Skywalker my anticipation for the why it sucks grows and grows

    • @jjmartchev
      @jjmartchev 4 месяца назад +1

      What did you think of his video on it

  • @alliedmussel1011
    @alliedmussel1011 3 года назад +115

    Honestly I think movies should be rated on a coordinate plane with the x axis being quality and the y axis being enjoyment

    • @yuampi5707
      @yuampi5707 3 года назад +6

      Fuck yeah let's do that instead

    • @munkee_man
      @munkee_man 3 года назад +3

      This is actually a great fucking idea!

    • @gloomygloomstalker3878
      @gloomygloomstalker3878 3 года назад

      But why is this actually such a good idea tho

    • @xant8344
      @xant8344 3 года назад +2

      I think it's impossible to rate a lot of movies on quality with a single score because some movies are technically well-made but have abhorrent ideas or messages, and vice versa, like Pocahontas with its beautiful animation but disgusting theme that both sides were racist and bad, or Solo with its ugly visuals but great backstory for Han. It's impossible for me to rate movies quality with one number because a lot of the time the one aspect will cancel out another, which leads to wildly inconsistent scores.

  • @atharvavadeyar5157
    @atharvavadeyar5157 3 года назад +84

    Marcus finding the "I love it" on Spider-Man 2 is his Joker moment

  • @therealianclarkfanpage6028
    @therealianclarkfanpage6028 3 года назад +241

    “I was so sick for this one”
    Sounds exactly the same

  • @ytsejam58
    @ytsejam58 2 года назад +82

    I don’t care what anyone else says. Your Spider-Man reviews are like comfort food for me. Love those videos

    • @ZombieOwlYT
      @ZombieOwlYT 2 года назад +13

      Ikr, reading the comments on his spider-man reviews are so fun

    • @Coconut_Prrson
      @Coconut_Prrson Год назад +3

      I also agree that Tom Holland is the goat (for now)

    • @buckyhurdle4776
      @buckyhurdle4776 6 месяцев назад

      I still put them on as background noise in 2024

  • @gabrielalfaia8154
    @gabrielalfaia8154 3 года назад +177

    Oh yes, the single most relatable characteristic of todays young adult: The self-cringe.

    • @Satherian
      @Satherian 3 года назад +1

      When he saw that the oldest video was 8 years ago and wanted to quit, I felt that. You couldn't pay me enough to rewatch a video of my opinions from 8 years ago,

  • @bageltoo
    @bageltoo 3 года назад +73

    Marcus 5 years from now: “Reviewing reviewing my old reviews”

  • @volcranoii7709
    @volcranoii7709 3 года назад +291

    This video is worth it just to hear Spider-verse get the 10/10 it deserves

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +17

      Yeah best spider-man film by far. And one of the best animated films to be honest.

    • @volcranoii7709
      @volcranoii7709 3 года назад +12

      @@glendarjj3991 It’s in my top 5 movies all time

    • @volcranoii7709
      @volcranoii7709 3 года назад +5

      @@knightshadowhimself No.

    • @pritimukherjee4835
      @pritimukherjee4835 3 года назад

      Its pretty overrated, but you aren't ready to debate that.

    • @volcranoii7709
      @volcranoii7709 3 года назад

      @@pritimukherjee4835 You’re right. I’m not ready to debate with people who have bad taste.

  • @gregordavidson4178
    @gregordavidson4178 3 года назад +14

    This was such a lovely watch, good to see someone own up to their tastes and opinions changing. We need more of this

  • @ozzem
    @ozzem 3 года назад +140

    "There's been so many better Spiderman Movies [Than Homecoming]" *Rates almost every other spiderman movie worse than homecoming*

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +15

      Not spider verse though. He was probably thinking of how good spider verse was and that homecoming paled in comparison.

    • @ozzem
      @ozzem 3 года назад +5

      @@glendarjj3991 So many

    • @duartevader2101
      @duartevader2101 3 года назад +1

      _Spider-Man: Homecoming_ and _Spider-Man: Far From Home_ are the worst Spider-Man movies.

    • @maryansamir8099
      @maryansamir8099 3 года назад +14

      @@duartevader2101 in your opinion

    • @ozzem
      @ozzem 3 года назад +9

      @@duartevader2101 Have you even seen the Amazing Spiderman movies? The MCU ones aren't great, but those are just irredeemable, honestly, especially 2.

  • @YoungLadyPhantomhive
    @YoungLadyPhantomhive 3 года назад +75

    AKA: disgruntled old man takes a look back on his life in shame

  • @moonlightrider24
    @moonlightrider24 3 года назад +80

    Also: “best picture nominee. Look at this, this attack of the clones ass movie. Best picture nominee...smh.” Classic. Lmao

  • @reallyfreakingoodvideogame468
    @reallyfreakingoodvideogame468 3 года назад +90

    You know, I enjoyed the first Ant Man. I thought it was pretty funny and the relationship between Scot and his daughter is sweet and a high point of the film.

    • @XenteBR
      @XenteBR 2 года назад +1

      It was my favorite MCU movie. The only flaw that I could find is how inconsistent it is with the Pym Particles.

    • @TheSonicBros1
      @TheSonicBros1 Год назад +3

      It certainly has way more heart than the other ant man films

    • @RayCPenny
      @RayCPenny Год назад

      ​@crazyyellowshadow2918 boy how old are you

  • @ford4793
    @ford4793 3 года назад +348

    I love how Marcus doesn't even remember half of these and most of us remember all of them

    • @azraeldumas7240
      @azraeldumas7240 3 года назад +19

      I relate heavily with this comment

    • @sapphic_sophie
      @sapphic_sophie 3 года назад +12

      Marcus: I have literally no memory of this movie, it’s probably a 3
      Lmao

  • @brianneroberts8372
    @brianneroberts8372 3 года назад +171

    ‘Venom, venom, dunanunanuna denim’
    -Cosmonaut Marcus, 2021

  • @pennewithalfredo9274
    @pennewithalfredo9274 3 года назад +41

    By far, the best part of the video, is him going off on Solo’s lighting

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад

      There were a lot of good parts. I like how he changed his mind on aquaman so drastically. I also like how he forgot so many movies he reviewed.

  • @lordleo9047
    @lordleo9047 2 года назад +28

    I love how marcus’ entire youtube persona is “these reviews are taking a physical toll on me, i’m trying to go to bed” 😂

  • @covert9528
    @covert9528 3 года назад +68

    The fact that the final season of GOT can literally ruin the rewatchability of the early seasons for someone is depressing to me. I'm rewatching the show rn, I'm planning on stopping at 6 and I'm really enjoying it.

    • @Statchar
      @Statchar 3 года назад +4

      im with marcus on this, can't watch it. Now it happened again with another series which I thought wouldn't happen.

    • @jaja.
      @jaja. 3 года назад

      @@Statchar what's the other one?

    • @RemixerUltimate
      @RemixerUltimate 3 года назад +2

      @@Statchar if you're talking about AOT the ending is miles better than GOT.

    • @QuantumtestGaming
      @QuantumtestGaming 3 года назад

      @@RemixerUltimate both have garbage ending

    • @mcbaws21
      @mcbaws21 3 года назад

      @@QuantumtestGaming most people think the ending is shit but thats just because the english translation is horrendous. i went through it with a japanese friend and with a correct translation a lot of the worse moments are kinda fixed. also they’re adding another 8 pages or so to the final volume and fixing translations and stuff so i recommend you read the final version before making up your mind.

  • @arminseyednejad2636
    @arminseyednejad2636 3 года назад +82

    The never ending conflict inside of Marcus:
    “It’s funny but it’s bad tho”

  • @TheNeoParody
    @TheNeoParody 3 года назад +257

    I was recently rewatching the Sam Raimi Spiderman movies and came to the same conclusion that Spiderman 3 is really a masterpiece

    • @spider-man6932
      @spider-man6932 3 года назад +54

      It’s dumb as hell and it’s so funny

    • @fakebird000
      @fakebird000 3 года назад +14

      Probably one of the best comedies ever made ngl

    • @alfa01spotivo
      @alfa01spotivo 3 года назад +9

      its not really bad tbh

    • @TheDangerNoodle
      @TheDangerNoodle 3 года назад +14

      That movie is not a goddamn superhero movie its a vine complication.

    • @junaydfisher211
      @junaydfisher211 3 года назад +3

      Unironically I think it would be a 10/10,if they just got rid of emo peter parker and venom as the villain

  • @mitchelsmith5643
    @mitchelsmith5643 3 года назад +40

    I still hold onto the concept that Endgame works better as a bookend than as a standalone movie. But not many, if any, films have really had this problem before, where it wasn’t really built to fit completely as a movie on its own. It’s a mess on its own in many ways, but it’s cultural impact, as well as its completion of the infinity saga, makes it an 8 for me.

    • @faxedwang
      @faxedwang 3 года назад +4

      It's the film equivalent of the saying "If you know, you know." I agree that the movie isn't really a movie and is more of a series finale but I feel it doesn't excuse the fact that it's a mess, even if you watch all the movies it still feels disjointed. Like they had too many ideas and mashed three movies together. Clunky, bloated, and a bittersweet ending to a series of films. It's a solid 6!

    • @shubhroy7960
      @shubhroy7960 2 года назад +4

      The first time I watched Endgame was when I had only watched a few MCU movies like IM1 and 3, Avengers 1 and Thor Ragnarok and almost forgotten them as well. The entire movie I had no idea what was going on and I couldn't feel for any of the characters coz I felt like I didn't know them. When I was telling my friends about how much Endgame sucked, they were upset and confused. They said I had to experience hours of character development and plot unfolding before I could enjoy the movie. I said that wasn't worth my time.
      COVID happened and I caught up on all MCU movies and I gotta say that ENDGAME IS THE BEST CONCLUSION EVER SEEN ON SCREEN by me; totally worth my time. It wasn't perfect, and the films leading to it weren't even close to perfect (except Infinity War). But then again I ain't perfect either, none of us are...

  • @GrimmDestiny8
    @GrimmDestiny8 3 года назад +59

    God, I love Marcus' laugh. Its so pure and floods me with the good chemicals

  • @axelstash782
    @axelstash782 3 года назад +53

    Endgame and Ax Em are in the same category. Both un-movies. luv this channel

  • @k.justicebenally457
    @k.justicebenally457 3 года назад +60

    That sudden rush of fear when he said “I was on crack” when he was taking about SpiderVerse. Never have I felt such relief when he said he’d give it a 10/10 because it’s my favorite movie and I cry every time I see anyone talk bad about it. Thankfully it’s super, super rare because everyone I know loves it, including people I know who were not looking forward to it or cared about movies came out loving it.

    • @cadecarruthers6638
      @cadecarruthers6638 3 года назад +11

      @DANIEL HOLDEN Fr bro “I cry every time I see anyone talk bad about it.” Like what??

    • @godoftomatos881
      @godoftomatos881 3 года назад +5

      I love this film one of my favorite films. why would you cry if someone said they didn’t like a film you like that is literally insane and not mentally stable

    • @justin2597
      @justin2597 3 года назад +2

      @DANIEL HOLDEN glad to see I wasn’t the only one thinking this

    • @yagoldt6195
      @yagoldt6195 3 года назад +1

      When I watched it for the first time I really didn't like it, I didn't hate it, I just didn't enjoy it that much. I thought it was ok.
      But I just rewatched it last week and damn I was actually having fun with the movie, and by the end of it I really enjoyed it.

    • @progresswesttellsya4486
      @progresswesttellsya4486 3 года назад +1

      Spiderverse is a 10/10 hands down! The only post to cry about is that beautiful shot after miles gets his new suit and dives through the city to save the day!

  • @bleachedraptor131
    @bleachedraptor131 3 года назад +20

    Twitch Chat’s comments about Ragnarok got me fuckin HEATED bro that shit is so good

  • @QyfieK
    @QyfieK 3 года назад +185

    I’d rate the entire channel as a... Cosmonaut Variety Hour /10

    • @maxgreanier
      @maxgreanier 3 года назад +24

      It really has been a Cosmonaut Variety Hour, hasn’t it?

    • @Matter-Dark
      @Matter-Dark 3 года назад +19

      @@maxgreanier What are we, some kinda, Cosmonaut Variety Hour?

    • @synthsoda
      @synthsoda 3 года назад

      Tran

    • @benepic3101
      @benepic3101 3 года назад +3

      Cosmonaut Variety Forty Seven Minutes

    • @og_darkskin_1182
      @og_darkskin_1182 3 года назад +2

      Depending on who you are, this is either a compliment or an insult

  • @ArkhamCityKing08
    @ArkhamCityKing08 3 года назад +197

    Day 1 of asking for you to do a “Worst Superhero movie of all time: Howard the Duck”

  • @kifrenky
    @kifrenky 3 года назад +61

    Some of these are what Chris Stuckmann calls a hilariocity, a movie that’s so bad it’s good.

    • @ilikerice5208
      @ilikerice5208 3 года назад +4

      I could say some of these are what RLM calls Best of the worst. I could say they are good bad movies, or bad good movies or movies movies movies dumb

  • @jack_kerins
    @jack_kerins Год назад +19

    I love how Marcus can have the worst takes and also some of the best. He really does cut both ways.

  • @toomberrebmoot9244
    @toomberrebmoot9244 3 года назад +65

    Cosmonaut is the kind of guy who has a whole ass antique shop worth of hot takes that vary in their accuracy and quality.
    Sometimes you'll get a hot take that's actually understandable such as Jar Jar being the thing that keeps you awake during TPM until the climax.
    Other times you'll get a hot take so atrociously overgeneralized or misguided or even just outright wrong like calling Fugo a calm, cool guy.

    • @weewer3369
      @weewer3369 3 года назад +5

      When Fugo isn't having what genuinely feels like forced rage moments, he IS a calm and cool guy.

    • @caiomesquita268
      @caiomesquita268 3 года назад +3

      @@weewer3369 to be fair, forced emotional moments is the entirety of part 5

    • @onerandomdude4015
      @onerandomdude4015 3 года назад

      @@caiomesquita268 yeah its what made me not really like it that much

  • @CitratoGomes
    @CitratoGomes 3 года назад +26

    Fun fact: the school system here in Brazil uses the 0-10 grading system and our average is 7. Not sure if it makes sense but makes me really confused when I hear someone say that 5 is the average

    •  3 года назад +7

      I think that's what most schools who uses numbers do (unless the do the 0-100), which I personally think is dumb and it makes more sense to have the average been 5.

    • @godzillakaijuboy
      @godzillakaijuboy 3 года назад +1

      Damn is Asia if you get anything lower than a 10 your chance of getting a job decreases 1000%

    • @musicIistener
      @musicIistener 3 года назад

      his scores used to work the first way and then i think he unconsciously switched to doing it the other way and thats why hes so shocked by how high these scores are LOL

    • @plushiesdx
      @plushiesdx 3 года назад +2

      It's because if you pick randomly on a true or false test. Most likely you'll get 50%

    • @meridzs
      @meridzs 3 года назад

      we use a 4-10 grading system for some reason so 7 for us is average

  • @Coconut_Prrson
    @Coconut_Prrson 3 года назад +47

    21:00 here ya'll go. His most controvertial video yet.

  • @omas1178
    @omas1178 2 года назад +15

    Cosmonaut aquaman arc is the most compelling character arc I've ever seen

  • @saberfightguys
    @saberfightguys 3 года назад +92

    We are very different people. And that's ok. I realized this when you said that Winter Soldier is an "average" marvel movie.

    • @jensb3946
      @jensb3946 3 года назад +15

      I mean, it is an average movie. People treat Winter Soldier as if it's some sort of cool James Bond spy movie, when in reality it's just a pretty average corny comic book movie. The plot is very basic, it doesn't take any effort to follow the story.

    • @saberfightguys
      @saberfightguys 3 года назад +30

      @@jensb3946 I never said it was super complicated. But it is definitely a better made movie then at least 80 percent of the other mcu movies. The action in this has yet to be topped. An "average" MCU movie to me would be like Ant Man or like Black Panther.

    • @matiasaguilar2500
      @matiasaguilar2500 3 года назад +6

      @@saberfightguys the action was toped by Infinity war. Yeah Cap vs Bucky is cool but it will never be cooler than doctor strange vs Thanos

    • @saberfightguys
      @saberfightguys 3 года назад +3

      @@matiasaguilar2500 That scenes really cool but I prefer a more grounded fight. Infinity War is up there for sure though, top 3 MCU movies for me.

    • @koberyan2880
      @koberyan2880 3 года назад +4

      Sebastian Aguilera Fernandez I see what you’re saying, infinity War is my favorite marvel movie. But the high way scene is really underrated. They are both amazing fights for different reason.
      I would put Winter Soldier with Ragnarok and Iron Man 3, which are my respective favorite films for each of the big 3.
      My MCU top 5 goes
      1. Infinity War
      2. GOTG
      3. Ragnarok
      4. Winter Soldier
      5. This is tough I’m personally between Iron Man 3 or The Avengers

  • @2kmichaeljordan438
    @2kmichaeljordan438 3 года назад +566

    Your opinions about movies everyone loves are literally “I’m not like the other girls”

    • @kobienotcoby2862
      @kobienotcoby2862 3 года назад +87

      But the difference is he really isn’t like the other girls.

    • @jango3221
      @jango3221 3 года назад +39

      It’s HIS opinion soooo

    • @2kmichaeljordan438
      @2kmichaeljordan438 3 года назад +24

      @plutosend well I never said his opinions were wrong, I just said it was different

    • @jango3221
      @jango3221 3 года назад

      @Grimjow what?

    • @CHIEF__
      @CHIEF__ 3 года назад +2

      @plutosend Ready Player One is a perfectly average movie with amazing visuals. I feel like 6 is perfect, the plot is simple and stupid at times but I don't really care it's fun to watch and if you can't appreciate that, I understand but I feel bad for you.

  • @zuo6949
    @zuo6949 3 года назад +75

    Babe wake up cosmonaut marcus just posted a video about his strong opinions on trivial things

  • @SageVaderSage
    @SageVaderSage 3 года назад +16

    When you got to Death Note and hesitated and said "this one is tricky" I audibly reacted at knowing what you were about to say because I feel the exact same way!!

  • @Tyrannosaur6265
    @Tyrannosaur6265 3 года назад +41

    “Tall girl is a 10, obviously”
    Not even a goof, it’s obviously a 10.

  • @kennybosefus
    @kennybosefus 3 года назад +33

    Age of Ultron's desktop background shot at the beginning isn't the only scene you like from that flick... you also enjoyed the bar banter where everyone tried to lift the hammer.
    Everyone enjoys that levity filled scene. It's pretty neat.

    • @meganintenbro
      @meganintenbro 3 года назад +2

      Hawkeyes speech to Wanda in that movie is pretty great too

  • @shibineb
    @shibineb 3 года назад +69

    "Infinity War is better than Endgame"
    Preach it!

    • @user-jy9rq8nj7q
      @user-jy9rq8nj7q 3 года назад +2

      do people actually try to argue against that??

    • @train123z
      @train123z 3 года назад +6

      @@user-jy9rq8nj7q Always thought plot wise Infinity War was a million times better than endgame. But I guess because of the circumstances of it being the "last Avengers movie" and all that sort of stuff people looked on it more fondly, and I guess I can see that

    • @internettraveler8666
      @internettraveler8666 3 года назад +1

      Infinity war is the better movie but endgame has better highs

    • @koslaulskusthegreat9050
      @koslaulskusthegreat9050 3 года назад

      @@user-jy9rq8nj7q I know that infinity war is better but I simply enjoy endgame more

  • @leviticus2611
    @leviticus2611 2 года назад +30

    Honestly I think that Marcus is what cinemasins should be, not just nitpicking every mistake but having genuine emotion towards his opinions and for that I commend Marcus for that

  • @marisamusic11
    @marisamusic11 3 года назад +56

    I feel like all your old 5 scores are really "5/10 it sucked but other people liked it for some reason"

  • @QuikVidGuy
    @QuikVidGuy 3 года назад +70

    detective pikachu was a 10/10 visual experience with a 5/10 story and a 3/10 script

    • @theemeraldaxe1414
      @theemeraldaxe1414 3 года назад +1

      The story is apart of the script?

    • @mssonoma1
      @mssonoma1 3 года назад +1

      Script and story can be separate. Script would be referring to the actual dialogue. Story is developed first and can be adapted into many mediums (like a book). So the story overall could have good ideas and be interesting but the script sucked

    • @theemeraldaxe1414
      @theemeraldaxe1414 3 года назад

      @@mssonoma1 ok, thats fair

    • @gcbalteran166
      @gcbalteran166 3 года назад

      @@theemeraldaxe1414 If I may have the audacity to add further stuff, the script is only a (dare i say miniscule) part of the of the story. Basically the overarching plot ie the sequence of events is usually what people mean when they say "story"

  • @lenorabrown4702
    @lenorabrown4702 3 года назад +46

    I am LIVING for Marcus going through the Spiderman movies and addressing the comments. "I didn't even know this was HeRe" is a MOOD

  • @tristantaccad4644
    @tristantaccad4644 3 года назад +15

    For real, I love this kind of thing
    People going back and seeing how their past opinions stack up to their current ones is my shit
    Loved this format Marcus, would be so down to see more