Every Time I Crash, The Brakes Get Worse
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- Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
- When you use the brakes, but then the car breaks
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Should I keep spawning the goofy ATV?
y e s
Definitely yes
yes.
yes
egg
do it.
Muye: Casually ramming into someone going 90 mph splitting their car in half
Also Muye: "Not a crash"
Insurance companies would agree
@@MuYe lol
@@MuYe N O T A C R A S H
@qRacing both comments are pretty similar but i don't think he had any intention of stealing your comment
@qRacing not a crash
"how is that a crash?"
"not a crash not a crash"
"not a crash"
"I dont think that's a crash"
muye just accept your fate
It was never a crash
The microphone will never get old. Should have also gave the van one of the cargos so things were, extra spicy
Will keep cargo in mind for when we eventually do the race
@@MuYe hi
@@Literally_thad no
@@harriska rights
@@skylovescars69420ok
"THEY'RE MOLESTING THE PIGEON" got me🤣🤣
10:42 as a greek driver i approve this overtake, nice one muye
Ακριβος
Αληθινό
STUFF YOU JUST BECAUSE WE CAN'T STAY IN ONE LANE DOESN'T MEAN WE ARE SHIT AT DRIVING
Σιμφονο
Do “every time I crash, the input lag increases”
Bro finna have to turn for a corner 3 minutes in advance frfr
Every time i crash, my throttle response increases
actual good idea
@@vanomerjoian4218*decreases
@@proxyhx2075Every time MuYe crashes, he loses FPS
Muye taking driving exam:slams into instructors car making it explode.
Also Muye:NOT A CRASH
@billythestickman His personal car in the parking lot
discord be like : SAY KYS
@Billy the Stickman scuicide
Drum brakes simulator 2023
Premium edition
real
Buy disc brakes DLC for 200 euros
Here before blows up
@@MuYepremium edition :skull-muye:
4:20
MuYe: "How is that a crash?!"
Also MuYe: *slams aggressively into NPC car, breaking its door hinges*
Everytime you crash, traffic gets worse and your car gets improved by speed and handling. The overlords will have a field day with this. Good luck MuYe
13:06
Muye: gotta be careful
Also muye: driving 120kph without brakes
Average Muye hater: No! You can't just take risks all the time in challenges and expect to win!
Muye: HAHA - RISK TAKING GO BRRRRRRRRR
Hey wait, didn't somebody use that slogan when Creating games? @@charmingllama41
11:31 rs6 kerosene💀
Muye: I can finally eat my donut
The Green Pigeon: not today
Muye said it himself, never trust a Green Pigeon. ☠
Fr
At 15:29
Finally, a new episode of braking bad!
thi s comment is underated lol
@@Kenedien_737Very underated
Leave me below you think this is a new episode of breaking bad
BRO BRO BRO THEY ADDED A KNEW SEASON 98 TO BRAKIN BAD!!!!!!
smart and witty and clever and tricky
11:32 Muye: Slams the vehicle in a tree making it look like a real pigeon
Also Muye: nOt A cRaSh
“What are they doing over there?.. “THEY’RE MOLESTERING A PIGEON!”
😭😭💀💀
12:14
MuYe: "They're molesting a pigeon"
Me: dies of cringe and laughter at the same time
Same I do it all the time
FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE BROUGHT IT UP!
@@chad4628💀
Uhhhhhhh?
Same
Muye: "Never trust green pigeons"
Green pigeon: "I took that personally"
Also green pigeon: Heads right into muye in the opposite lane of the highway
@@danieltoth722 that's why I said "i meant that personally", that's why the pigeon did it
12:13
Muye: THERE MOLESTING A PIGEON
Got me
*sends it off cliff intentionally * “how is that a crash!?!!?!” Muye needs to improve his acting skills.
muye: crashes into a car at 300 mph
also muye: N O T A C R A S H
mom my 10:43 muye at 10:40 me at 9:99 !
i love the fact he actually throws himself out the seat in the crash 💀
Fr and I love the editing and the cutoffs
Ikr I'm dead 😂😂😂
11:50 RIP Pigeon you will not be forgoten
10:40 as a greek i can confirm👍
Ισχύει
Muye:*Collapses 134 Buildings,Crashes Off A Hill,Kills A Pedestrian*
Also Muye:N O T A C R A S H
14:41 - this is how polish people drive at roundabout
true
15:35 bro stood up while crashing quicker than my ass could
MuYe: Literally murders a pigeon
Also Muye: "There was LITERALLY nothing in front of me"
8:41 what the Pidgeon sayin' tho
😂
12:36 RIP gray pigeon
oh god i love these vids even though they are complete pain
15:35 0 IQ Pigeon Pickup 💀
14:04 danm it takes over 2 months to brake (anyone who ordered stuff online willl understand)
12:38
Ibishu pigeon: *driving towards him*
Muye: *driving towards it*
Muye: *crashes into the pigeon*
Muye: there was literally nothing Infront of me
Muye: *Commits multiple hit and runs and enjoys it*
Also MuYe: *Accidentally hits pigeon and makes it fall off the mountain* NOOO!!!
Anyone gonna talk about how cleanly he just drifted that van at 4:04
no.
Nah, wasn't that big of a highlight to be honest.
@@charmingllama41but he drifted a VAN
@@xxyvng6831he said it is quite easy to drift a van bruh
10:08 That Farming Simulator music fits this perfectly
"Im accelerating my rate of growth by playing with these dudes." 😂 7:52
Muye: speeding at 200 mp/h ai: appears out of nowhere and then gets hit by muye muye:"not a crash"
Timelines Gray Pigeon Got Demolished By MuYe.
11:48: Fatal Drift Into Pigeon And Falls Of The Cliff
12:36: Drives Into Pigeon At 90 MPH Eliminating The Pigeon
4:49: Scrapes Gray Pigeons Paint Off
4:58: Bonus clip: James May Killing Jeremy Clarkson
15:35: Never Trust Green Pigeon
11:31 - i can't
4:20 *punts the menace driver into the barriers without braking* "How is that a crash?!" 100% Muye energy. Madonna, cazzone
This makes me want to make / find a mod where I can decrease the brakes diameter freely. Combined with a Brake Glow mod, I'd finally obtain brakes hotter than the sun.. for home defense of course, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
BeamNG, but every time you crash, another Goofy ATV spawn and chase you. For extra fun, drive in a Tic Tac the whole time.
MuYe be like:
him: absolutely abliterates his car
also him: "ahem.. not a crash.."
4:51 its Bolivias death road. The d-915 in turkey is also pretty similar.
Just watching him deal with traffic is entertaining already, I'd watch "Every time I crash, nothing happens." immediately.
Muye: Crashes into a wall, hits several cars, fall off a cliff
Also Muye: Not a C R A S H
11:50 YOU KILLED THE GIGA CHAD PIGEON !!! YOU ARE A MONSTER !
MuYe: gets a nuke dropped on his car and everything blows up around him. MuYe: not a crash
How you react to the crashes is so funny.🤣
not a crash.
9:30 blud thinks hes Ryosuke takahashi😭😭💀💀💀
*runs into rocks then falls of a hill* "Not a cras-" 😆 😂
At 13:39 that tree was like:hehehehe come gimme a hug
MuYe: sliding downhill
Also MuYe: 𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙝
14:23 Muye when he runs over a civillian in his honda jazz
jizz*
Muye! Missed you man, Keep up the good work ❤️
Never stopping, especially since I don't have brakes
@@MuYe haha good one
11:24 not a crash moment
How subtitles saying not a crap
8:16 wtf was going on in the chat💀💀💀
pause at 8:19
12:12
Muye: THERE MOLESTING A PIGEON
Made me laugh so hard
11:58 when the copilot says "right hairpin, no cut"
8:21 is a not so fun time lol
Bro said the F word
11:37 "i wAz ZlAmInG oN zE bRaKeZ"
Last words are "I will finally eat my donut" What a good choice of words.
5:00 is the best
11:52 f to pay respect
The farming simulator theme song goes hard at 9:40
15:25 just wait for the end LoL
I still think James threatens Jeremy with a machete was probably the best moment in that entire series of TG.
12:11 Muye once said ; "They're Molesting a pigeon!"
14:40 converted the roundabout into a straightabove
MuYe should make a 'Not a crash' shirt for merch at some point
15:34 HOW DID YOU JUMP THAT FAST
jused used ;fly
15:35
The power of editing
Every time I hear 'gigachad' I get Can you feel my heart rent free in my head. Nice
11:25
MuYe: n-n-n-no "crash brake 40%" "crash the van into a tree" not a cra-
I love to see muye upload
I love to see Perimeters comment
I love cheese
@@aeDoesThings mmm
Muye: lets drive like a man who needs to shit for like 3 hours now.
Also Muye: crashes and falls down the hill
Well... at least he doesn't need to shit anymore
13:13 Lego City Undercover?
No
V
Muye: This is smooth
Me: LIKE MY BA-
Not the green pigeon!🟢🟩😮 15:35
1:50 you might need that handbrake check then... I drove for a good amount of time a Honda Fit (same car, diferent name) and the handbrake was great, mind you it was brand new. 180s, i did two 360 in it too. God I miss that car, great chassi. Not enough power.
Breaking distance: Don worry bout it son
Now this feels like everytime I drive in a dream.
Van crashing into everything:
Nobody:
MuYe: HOW IS THAT A CRASH? MADONA
11:46 why’d he get so quiet😂
2,000th
2:47 smoooooooth operatooooooooooor
zmoooooooooooooth*
@@Phxntxm0 oberatioooooooooooooooon
7:00 Nice brake timing.
Please make a video of only the car driving on those tiles (10:30 for reference) IT IS SO SATISFYING
12:39 muye:I hit nothing reality:hits pigeon
Muye: falls down a road
Also muye: N O T A C R A S H
Hello muye, i love your content. I also have an idea for one of the future videos- going downhill with the gas being flored all of the time, but when you crash you get more power/less weight. Would love if you turn this idea into a video.
No, more weight and more power, because it would be downhill
i died laughing at 6:09
funni time stamp haha
13:20 that music timing tho
Pro tip: If you ever get into a car crash, simply say “Not a crash” and you can avoid paying for any and all damages and fines.
4:55 top gear was easily the best tv show ever
15:16 Tacoomi Foogiuara moment:
8:46 that is the exact question that gets asked every night oh and I also watched that clip 50 times over
9:35 he should’ve bass boosted the “BEAUTIFUL”
That green pigeon got me 💀 15:35
Muye: *crashes into a car.*
Also Muye: hOw Is ThAt NoT a CrAsH?!?