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The "Java Life" Rap Music Video
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2011
- This original rap music video made for JavaOne 2011 celebrates the "Java Life".
Dedicated to the developer homies everywhere who code hard day and night.
Think Java programmers meet street Hip Hop.
Every programming language needs a song like this.
@le random guy 😂
Especially Dart
Mongodb has a song based on sia cheap thrills.
C version here ruclips.net/video/tas0O586t80/видео.html
I didn't choose the Java Life, the Java Life chose me.
Naiuhz beat me to it
Naiuhz xdd
+HighLevi me two faq
ahahahha
Naiuhz omg hahah
First they built a JavaRapFactoryProvider,
then injected a JavaRapFactory
then produced this video
and finally got a OutOfBudgetException
🤣🤣🤣
Uncaught CringePointerException
+degamemeneer Underrated
OutOfRatingBoundsException
Subtle... A NullPointerException is when you expect something to be there, but get nothing instead. It would follow that a "CringePointerException" says that you were expecting cringe, and were trying to reference it, but instead found no cringe at all :D!
Vestin That would be NullCringePointerException... CringePointerException means the computer refused to dereference something because something really aweful was at the other end of the reference! ;)
Vestin No - the "but got nothing" is because of the _null_. A more correct version would be "you expected something there, but that something was cringe"
I love the way this video makes programming look like it's the thing with more swag than anything.
+IdiotBoxGuy cause... it is? :D Programming is like being a wizard in Harry Potter movie. You can only talk about it with other wizards :D
Well, it is...
KebabWeirdo nerdy doesn't mean swag
But it's nerdy... and swag
Ben Wager no it isn't
I've been programming for a while now, I saw a girl once.
It was the best day of my life
The grind is real
"Keep the syntax light and the algorithm tight!"---best line
Java or light syntax, pick one
"Light syntax" is a bold line to throw into a rap about Java of all things
@@Ashanmaril yeah, are they trying to trigger java developers...?
Seems right - compared to some languages e.g. Python, Dart - Java has less magical syntax tricks than most.
Light syntax?
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
are belong to you.
final int Roses = #FF0000
***** Dude that's a string...
Gaylike Gaben ok:
int Roses = #FF0000;
void setup() {
size(800, 800);
background(Roses);
}
Could always have "final int roses = Integer.parseInt("#FF0000", 16);"
Ryan Airth Yeah...
public static void main (String [] args) {
System.out.println("What the f*ck is this?! :D");
}
Ondra Hrdy String[]*, and it also needs to be inside a class.
yep, it should be public class HelloJava, and god dammit, add that semicolon, you lazy
well, you have a valid, but not that good of a excuse, in what do you code now?
Stefan Alecu that profile picture fits so well.
lol, good one, genuinely laughed
I see that you've got no class ;)
Best thing Oracle has done in the last 5 years lol..
Unfortunately, that's true^^
@@Krokoklemmee lol
Lol
in the last 9 years*
That was 9 years ago mate.
Dislikes are from Python, C++ and UI developers.
.. and Lisp, and C, and Haskell, and Forth. Probably Assembly as well.
Not Rust, because they're to busy getting their source to compile in the first place.
2 hours until deadline? you'll never get through QA.
You don't really have to if you have enough tests and good CI to back you up
I'm a pedantic slowpoke buuut: The deadline can be for coding, not releasing.
That's assuming there's even a QA in the team.
Just a C programmer passing by :)
ATTACK!
+Heat4Life Guess what Java was built with...
NOOOOOOO lol
They've seen to much...
You mean, "Guess which language is usually used to implement the JVM"
I was doing grade 11 in 2011 when I first saw this video on RUclips😂, one of the few videos that made me fall deeply in love with programming. I'm now an Android Developer, with a wife, and completed my Honours in Software Engineering🙂.
Lol😅💥
Good job
I really am shocked with "with a wife", because most programmers don't even have a girlfriend🤣🤣😬🥲
@@kyriakoskourkoulis1159 griffpatch has a wife and hes literally a scratch programmer!
not hating on griffpatch tho, that guys pretty cool
Came here after mongodb cheap thrills parody...that too watched first time in April 2019
as cringy as this one is... the mongodb one is worse
6/10 not enough ridiculous inheritance trees
Why do Java Programmers wear glasses. They don;t C#
Why do C# developers get tired quickly? Because they don't have Java.
Coz visual studio comes with glass built-in
That is so fucking hilarious
Syntax error, unexpected ; in line 1: They don;t C#, expected end of word or continuation
"GNU PUBLIC LICENCE YOU KNOW ITS OPEN SOURCE" damn that was good
This remains one of the most beautiful songs in the programming world.
We code hard💪💪
Codin
Thanks youtube for recommending a 10 years old Rap Music :)
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@java did you really just respond to a comment, did not expect that
i watched this all day while doing my projects ..
its just amazing
thank u guys
I'm a C# developer. Last time I used Java was at University. But I still enjoyed this song. The humour is funny. +1
IM NOT ALONE !!!!!
"Silence it's in all his glory the most powerful weapon against ignorance."
Java was my first language, the i adopted c# and I went back to java and c# has help me with java
Ah, microsoft java
@@HylianEvil huh?java is oracle property and c# is microsoft property
Tomorrow is my final exam in java, and this is how i study.
010100110101010101000011010010110010000001001101010110010010000001000100010010010100001101001011001000000101100101001111010101010010000001000110010101010100001101001011010010010100111001000111001000000100001001001001010101000100001101001000 - Your computer will get it
Illuminati yep, i confirm
+James Raynor yeah man! 010001110100111101010100001000000100100101010100
+James Raynor 01000100011011110110111001100000011101000010000001100010011001010010000001110011011011110010000001110010011101010110010001100101001011100010111000101110
Ohh i see alien out there
The kind of quality content I expect from Oracle.
What I am saying is that once you know one programming lang., especially one that's object oriented, its not hard to learn another.
Worth to check out our programmer songs too!
This rap song totally rocked! Very well done and best of all makes sense.
This is too good!
after watching this i really feel like dropping a cyanide pill (im a java coder for a company)
+CodeName: The Debgger then stay away from it.
Please don't.
This is really cool
I think the java tattoo at the end is really cool too.
The energy is on another level, sensational💯
"Keep the syntax light"
Are they sure they're talking about java?
you beat me to it
Compared to C++ or Rust, yes
Compared to powerful and fast ,compiled backend languages? yeah
Still rocking until 2024, Aspiring Java developer.
Can I cite this in my dissertation please?
Of course!
java is to javascript as ham is to hamster
thats an exaggeration. more like java is to java script as ham is to ham burger
Hamburgers, hamsters and ham are all tasty
I started my Java journey because of this video.
SPOKEN:
In the cubicles representing for my JAVA homies…
In by nine, out when the deadlines are met, check it.
CHORUS:
We code hard in these cubicles
My style’s nerd-chic, I’m a programmin’ freak
We code hard in these cubicles
Only two hours to your deadline? Don’t sweat my technique.
Sippin’ morning coffee with that JAVA swirl.
Born to code; my first words were “Hello World”
Since 95, been JAVA codin’ stayin’ proud
Started on floppy disks, now we take it to the cloud.
On my desktop, JAVA’s what’s bobbin’ and weavin’
We got another winning app before I get to OddEven.
Blazin’ code like a forest fire, climbin’ a tree
Setting standards like I Triple E….
Boot it on up, I use the force like Luke,
Got so much love for my homeboy Duke.
GNU Public Licensed, it’s open source,
Stop by my desk when you need a crash course
Written once and my script runs anywhere,
Straight thuggin’, mean muggin’ in my Aeron chair.
All the best lines of code, you know I wrote ‘em
I’ll run you out of town on your dial-up modem.
CHORUS:
‘Cause…
We code hard in these cubicles
Me and my crew code hyphy hardcore
We code hard in these cubicles
It’s been more than 10 years since I’ve seen the 404.
Inheriting a project can make me go beeee-serk
Ain’t got four hours to transfer their Framework.
The cleaners killed the lights, Man, that ain’t nice,
Gonna knock this program out, just like Kimbo Slice
I program all night, just like a champ,
Look alive under this IKEA lamp.
I code HARDER in the midnight hour,
E7 on the vending machine fuels my power.
Ps3 to Smartphones, our code use never ends,
JAVA’s there when I beat you in “Words with Friends”.
My developing skills are so fresh please discuss,
You better step your game up on that C++.
We know better than to use Dot N-E-T,
Even Dan Brown can’t code as hard as me.
You know JAVA’s gettin’ bigger, that’s a promise not a threat,
Let me code it on your brain
WHISPERED:
so you’ll never forget.
CHORUS:
We code hard in these cubicles,
it’s the core component…of what we implement.
We code hard in these cubicles,
Straight to your JAVA Runtime Environment.
We code hard in these cubicles,
Keep the syntax light and the algorithm tight.
We code hard in these cubicles,
Gotta use JAVA if it’s gonna run right.
We code hard in these cubicles
JAVA keeps adapting, you know it’s built to last.
We code hard in these cubicles,
Robust and secure, so our swag’s on blast
CODE HARD
Literally this song is so amazing
I don't code hard because I use Python
+pingpong1138 me to! I use php) but thinking of leaning python)
+Артем Цепеш Just stay with php
+pingpong1138 you code soft. cuddly. its nice. go u. doing a great job.
I would have saved a lot of time if I learned Python than Java/C#
Why Java developers wear glasses? Cause they can't C#! BAM
Descobri isso hoje, final de 2020. Desejo a todos um excelente 2021 com muito códigos e sucesso Java.
I love, this, wish there was more! ❤
Thanks Mr.Huerkamp this stuff is FIRE
watching this instead of completing my Data Structures project :o
When they asked me to fill out a survey along with a couple of other engineers... I had no idea that they would take our remarks and make a video with them. This is really funny.
Thanks to everyone who participated, and Oracle for making some funny stuff.
What questions were they?
I love that feeling when constants, methods and statics pop up after dot
Who says programmers don't have a sense of humor? This is hysterical, and I can't get the beat out of my head....
How did I even get here? I was watching Llama's with Hats...
Poppy Delorez Do you know about Linux? Because if you do, then, Llamas with RedHats. Get it because RedHat is a Linux distribution.
I can't believe how many people are wasting time comparing Java to C, C++, and C#. Most professional programmers with any knowledge or talent know enough C and Java to understand the humor in this video. NOBODY is going to choose a programming language for a project based on A RUclips VIDEO with programmers whose style is 'nerd chic'. Lighten up, nerds!!!!!
I find Java useful : If I ever find myself writing in it, then I know my career has failed.
Excellent, thank you!
This was a much better music video then what i see on tv.
Guys we just discovered a new kind of music: Nerd Rap
Set speed to 1.5x You're welcome
+Bloodycrap
Now it's a Scheme rap video.
+Bloody Wow that sounds so much better :D
I thought I would learn something from this video. Never have I been so wrong.
I will give it to them. I'm impressed. They made a pretty simple but groovin' beat, threw some actually decent lyrics that didn't seem to repeat anything, and the video was just enough geek without making a non-geek change to a new video or get weirded out.
"Even Dan Brown can't code as hard as me!"
The girl with the glasses is really cute :)
Radu Murzea yeah.. it's really hard to find cute coder girls..
you are a deep programer!
Checking in for 2021
I watch everyday before work!
And people think geeks don't have fun ha ha ha
Pure Gold.
Man this vid is too good
How did I not find this sooner
I love JavaScript. It's one of the most mysterious language. You never know when error will popup or what will stop working. And also 0.1+0.2===0.3 will return false, even in strict mode.
Well that's not really a js thing
@@drdesten Agreed, floating point is a nightmare if you don't know what's going on under the hood. In Forth you have a word *"F~"* which will allow you to set an absolute or relative error when comparing floats. Note most FP's don't use decimal fractions, but binary ones - which will make it almost impossible to hit the mark.
Assembly is obviously the superior language. Java is only tolerable as bytecode.
Seriously people, CALM DOWN. When it comes to programming languages they each have their pros and cons. To each their own.
Lol
This is so remarkably f'd up I'm speechless.
The funnest thing about this video, is that it appears to be on java's official RUclips channel lol.
public class JavaLife{
***** if(Languaje.C > Languaje.Java)
{
YouMad = true;
}
else{}
***** if(human.contains(brain)){
learnsC();
}
else{
hillhimSelf();
}
***** :D Well,actually love java tho but i didnt start it yet ^^
DBJ-GAMERS public static void main(String[] args){
System.output.println("Java is available on all computers!");
}
thebuizelclub
#include
int main()
{
std::cout
Java best programming language ever!!
Today was my java practical exam :D nailed it ! :D
Just started Java and I love it
This is a pretty catchy original rap song. Certainly the best one about Java. XD
*_Serious comment:_*_ Java is a great way to produce platform independent code, and very fast and lightweight when done right. Else, it's a nightmare of bugs and slowness. Much respect to all the proper Java coders out there, you'v done great things. I personally prefer Python and D, but whatever can be implemented properly, is the right tool for the job._
but you still need C++ for the virtual machine xD
1. Not all the Java Developer keep the phone like this, and there are so many handsome Java Developers in the world.
2. There are so many stylish developers in the world, not in that nerdy way.
3. Not all the software developers are nerds, some people may be smart but not in that way :D
some? hw do they get all?
"there are so many handsome Java Developers in the world."
Thank you, I'm glad you noticed :)
Sakitsunebi :D I am talking to myself ;) :D
I like the sentance ‚Let Me code it in your brain so you‘ll mever forget‘ in your song.❤👨💻💻🤩🙌👍
I know assembly...
I know a very small amount of extremely basic assembly, because I'v programmed in AVR C for the Arduino. It's mainly C, but you can call low level assembly to directly set registers and such. That's the only reason I know.
Should it feel weird if i listen to this song while coding in python? lol
SearAgate hhhh also me
Ahahaha sameee
It's an Oracle ad, and I'm coding in PL/SQL. Does that count?
Love this video! Probably the best programmer song since Jonathan Coultons Code Monkey
The fact that this video even references a cubicle goes to show how soul crushing most Java work is. If you pick up other languages you can work in cooler offices than this writing applications you actually care about in work environments that don't make you want to stab yourself in the eye.
I wish I could just code everything in JavaScript.
you don't believe me ;)
Same here for Python or CoffeeScript.
BringerOfTheTruth Virtually, yes, but how about realtime systems?
BringerOfTheTruth Windows CE, low-latency-kernel, engine control systems, audio recording, signal processing.
Jiphy can turn JavaScript into Python, and Shedskin and PyPy translate RPython C, so that should be fast from the get go instead of needing a warm up like PyPy's JIT. Cython might be more featured than RPython.
dislikes are by js developers
Leaving my comment here as a java begginner!
Best Idea EVER! Great job everyone. :D
You wouldn't have had to stay up late "coding hard" if you had done it in Python. Just sayin'....
James Durand if people wouldn't code hard Python never could be created (just saying).
Prashant Dhameja, as correct for java and every other programming languages.
@Lenny69 シ definitely disagree there. Visual Studio Code and Pycharm (basically Intellij) are by far the most common choices and they're used for more than Python. If you can't find an IDE then you're really not trying hard enough which makes it hard to trust any of your other opinions about Python.
Me chillin with HTML and css
I'm doing a Java programming course atm, gonna send it out to all of my class haha
Very cool. Keep on doing this ;-)
I hate programming, but it pays my bills ....
I've put 3 years into this, and am regretting right now
Mr_Fallout Where do u work or what do u do?
I'm finishing a Computer Science degree.
ahaha same here im writing my masters thesis in Software engineering... brain numbing.. all the cold nights writing and coding...
"all the cold nights writing and coding" i love that stuff :D guess what i'm doing right now^^
The real question is... What language was the program they edited this in made in?
TomHazRedstone no..... thats not the question.... lol
What is then?
+Babbert Scientific
That is objectively false.
Most programs are written in C.
Even Java itself is written in C++, which is written in C.
Babbert Scientific
Lmao, but this time make it not-shitty.
what did I just watch?... It was beautiful
I really need this music on my playlist for coding
no nullpointers? this isn't true java!
I'd rather get 404 errors.
public class MASSIVE SECURITY HOLES{
I offered this guy’s song to go viral
Packback Time Will Come ASAP 🤟🏼
Damn that was on point performance XD 🔥
I LOVE PROGRAMMING SO MUCH
Lmfao awesome
Just three words, I love you guys.
Thats called a real rap yo yo, i love java programming 👍😎
This is my hype music. I'm taking the AP Computer Science exam tomorrow morning