18:40 Lying in a pile of his fallen brethren, the last berserker of his army, raised his axe. The giant king approached, the axe was stuck in the flesh of another. With a twitching move of the last of his strength, he pulled, and struck. The king took a swing, but before the blade met with the head of the berserker, he was dead. That spikey part seems to have been going straight towards his face. If the time went on after the berserker killed the king, he could have gotten a really bad wound on his face to tell the story.
Fight the taco of the ages My army is 10 ice archers as frozen tacos 1 mammoth as beef 10 club men as consumers 10 squires as food vendors And 1 Zeus as me You have 500 less then me
I've seen Baron's tournament and his victor was the Sarissa. So based on the two tournaments the best units are: 1. The Sarissas 2. The Beserkers 3. The Squires 4. The Knights 5. The Valkryies (The Protectors just got lucky in your tournament)
I did a tournament, did round robin to determine seeding within their group (i.e. stone age, greeks, etc...), and then took the same rank from each group and did a round robin with that. Using that method, Berzerkers won. After watching the video I'm actually surprised that the same result was here, as I posted this before I even knew and just figured zerkers won because they had better matchups, but they are so strong against many units. EDIT: Excluding the haflings was a mistake . I actually included them in my round robins, only excluding bards and priests. In my game, Haflings were the 20 out of 33 seed and actually beat quite a few teams.
Hey Blitz! I've got a battle for you this day, a battle that the bards will sing about for centuries to come. The battle of the forsaken kings Blue: 5 kings 10 knights 20 archers 25 squires 5 healers Red: 7 jarls 10 berserkers 15 ice archers 3 long boats 7 valkeries
@blitz for the archer's vs ice archers fight, you could have made the points even by subtracting one unit from each side. for the knights vs Zeus, 20 knights to 9 Zeus' is even. I gave up calculating the mammoth vs farmer ratio about 1/4 of the way through. for the longships vs brawlers, 50 brawlers to 11 longships is even. for the catapults vs chieftans 21 chieftans to 8 catapults. for the hay-balers there was 30 but for the hay balers vs the jarls, 14 jarls vs 85 haybalers is even. for the berserkers vs balista 95 berserkers to 24 balista. for the knights vs ice archers 8 knights to 45 ice archers. for sarissa's vs scarecrows to get the points even you need 2000 sarissa's and 201 scarecrows. if you want the math just find each side's individual value and divide one of the values by the other, your answer should be a fraction, whichever of the fraction's two numbers(numerator or denominator) is the larger one is the number of units you place on the side of the units with less value, for example: the chieftans are worth 400 and the catapults are worth 1050, 1050 / 400 = 21/8, so 21 chieftans and 8 catapults for a total value of 8400 per side too much math... Edited portion: forgot to add that you should keep making more videos, luv your vids
The only way to properly do this is for every unit to fight every unit, the same format of equal cost but do it through a point based system (if you win you get 1 point) and at the end the unit with the most points wins.
Battle of Zama (202 BC): Map: Tribal 1 Teams: Red 1 King as Publius Cornelius Scipio of Rome 1 Priest as Massinissa King of Numidia 10 Clubbers spread out randomly near the front as roman skirmishers 10 Farmers as Roman Hastati in front 15 Squires as Roman Principes in middle 10 Knights as Roman Triarii in back 3 Wheelbarrows on each flank as Numidian Cavalry (I know its a stretch, tell the devs to add horses already.) Blue 1 King as Hannibal of Carthage 2 Mammoths in the front as War elephants 12 Hoplites in front as Mercenaries 12 Farmers in the middle as Citizens 8 Jarls in the back as Veterans 2 Wheelbarrows on each flank as Carthaginian cavalry
you should make a test wth the haybalers of how much projectiles they can take. pretty much just put haybalers up against arrow units like so blitz can see
For the first battle. The kings were so close to begin with that the bonemages could not have hit them. Though, they have so much reload time and kings can take a hit or two, so i don't think it mattered really.
Pls DO THIS ONE MONSIUER : MEDIEVAL WITCHES VS HUMANITY: WITCHES: SCYTHES-3 SCARE CROWS -4 OR 5 BONE SHAMANS-3 OR 4 MINOTUARS-3 SNAKE ARCHERS-5 ICE ARCHERS-3 POTIONS-3 HUMANS-(The Humans being pittied by the angels are helped by three) VALKERIES-3 PREISTS-5 KNIGHTS-5 SQUIRES-8 INFRONT OF THE KNIGHTS KING-1 FALLOWED BY 10 FARMERS WITH PITCH FORKS AS REINFORCING PEASANTS and 3 wheel borrows.
Emu war (First map) Farmers 15 hay barrels (crops) 6 Potion throwers (drunk farmers) 29 farmers (normal) Scythe farmers ( 54 yrd farmers) Emus 100 hobits (emu) 10 battle wagons ( smart emus ) 1 Farmer boss (Phoenix emu) If emus win give farmers 1 mammoth in the back If farmers win give emus 1 mammoth in the front
Do like 1000 haflings versus one Valkyrie I want to see them all jump up Oh and my army is: A front line of 20 haflings Behind that is berserkers, 10 to be precise Then add a billion of the bard people (billion=10) And finally, behind that is Dave the squire :) You get the same amount of money as me, minus the cost of the bards
Valkyries come after a battle and bring the vikings that died in a glorious battle, to Valhalla/Vallhall and then they stay there until Odin needs them for war. There's some Norrøn Mytologi/Northern Mythology for you all.😉
In single combat ballista reigns supreme by single combat I mean 1v1 so wheelbarrows disqualifies with longboats as both of those have more than one unit
man i think half the people that have played tabs have already forgot that landfall actually posted a video about the size differences for the units, lol (edit: may be actually true because it was months ago)
Memes Vs Article 13 then branded article 15 then branded article 17: Memes: A BUNCH of mammoths Article 13 then branded article 15 then branded article 17: a bajjillion priests with one king in the center and three catapults at the back.
Idea! Title Defense (right from punch out) So, the current champion would go against a gauntlet of every singe unit in the game, with equal or close to equal point value. If the current champion wins, you move on to the next unit, and if the champion loses, it becomes a best of 3. If the champion loses the best of 3, the unit that won against the champion becomes the new champion. Repeat until an “ultimate champion” (a champion that beat every other unit) is found. Like my idea? Leave a like so Blitz can see!
8:50 My guess is that the Mammoths killed them before they could attack 18:52 Talk about an underdog win, it's cool how different each battle is 19:44, 20:58 Wow just wow This was a great tournament Berserkers should never be underestimated it seems :P This was loads of fun please do it again some time :D
dan in tabs there are apparently hidden troops there are special items hidden in different kinds of tabs maps if you stare at the item it will turn to gold and dissapear if that happens then a picture will come up of the character to unlock ill tell you the items one is a giant axe in a tree or stump one is a bow which unlocks the most powerful hidden character and the third one is most likely a mace look on blitZes channel and search hidden tabs troops blitz please read this it is very important and if you feel like it please leave a like to show that you read this comment.
18:40 Lying in a pile of his fallen brethren, the last berserker of his army, raised his axe. The giant king approached, the axe was stuck in the flesh of another. With a twitching move of the last of his strength, he pulled, and struck. The king took a swing, but before the blade met with the head of the berserker, he was dead.
That spikey part seems to have been going straight towards his face. If the time went on after the berserker killed the king, he could have gotten a really bad wound on his face to tell the story.
The halflings only used 1% of their power just to make the berserkers feel good. They actually would have blown the universe to smithereens.
3:13 “Wow that looks amazingly painful”
I’m not sure if amazingly is the correct word...
More like *Excruciatingly
Or maybe he got a little excited.......
1:50 the eyes of the guy with the pitchfork 😂😂he's a fish
Fight the taco of the ages
My army is
10 ice archers as frozen tacos
1 mammoth as beef
10 club men as consumers
10 squires as food vendors
And 1 Zeus as me
You have 500 less then me
Name checks out
Tacos
Your name is correct😂😂
I use hafflings with 500 less score the little guys were hungry...they won..
@@adarkneko5419 how did they defeat the mammoth and Zeus?
You showed the results of fight between kings and beserkers before you started the fight. :D
lol
He did it to all of them
@@dylansmemes260 lol noob
تامةز
same with the protectors and knights, sarissa and mammoth, and the Valkyrie and jarl... derppa derpped up Blitz.
I've seen Baron's tournament and his victor was the Sarissa. So based on the two tournaments the best units are:
1. The Sarissas
2. The Beserkers
3. The Squires
4. The Knights
5. The Valkryies
(The Protectors just got lucky in your tournament)
"oh there sinking like statues" statues sink? XD
love your vids Blitz.
Its cuz they are frozen like a statue and sinking...
but statues dont sink bruh
@@antus37 It is sinking (while you are frozen) like a statue.
Get it now??
In water, they do-unless they’re made of Styrofoam
Ice melts
The Battle of D-Day(Derp-Day)
The Derplandians(blue, attacking): 3 spearthrowers, 5 archers, 15 spearmen, 3 Roman shields, 1 squire
The Kingdom of Derpina(Red, defending): 5 frost archers, 1 ballista, 3 squires, 15 spearmen, 9 archers, 9 Roman shields
There should be a king in the red side.
This isn’t the final battle so the king/queen isn’t going to show up yet
Halfling: uppercut to the chin! Take that mysterious "champion!" Hahahhahah! I'm the real champion!
I have a recommendation
The entirety of the shire vs the nazgul
In other words, nine kings and an absurd amount of hobbits
Gandalf as a bone mage as well?
or Zeus
‘Why do they spawn derpy?’ Blitz:2019
Doesn’t realise that derpiness is what TABS is famous for.
Blitz: I don't believe the Halflings will win.
Me: Halflings at least won once, unlike Valkyries
7:07 He just slaps him with the spear 😹
Blitz u always have the quality content that I never get tired of
I know
"Stop getting your ding-a-lings tangled up!" BRUH MOMENT BRUH
YEEEEEEEEEEES! MY FAVOURITE character has always been berserkers!
Great video, I really enjoyed it, and even though you wont see this probably, it was a good video
2:37 How could you, the Glory of Rome is forever!
Briserker: we are the best unit in tabs
Halflings: hold my beer 🍺
Has nobody said BERSERKER?!?
Here’s the thing, Blitz isn’t strategically placing these, so this might’ve been different.
I remember when you first started playing this blitz
I did a tournament, did round robin to determine seeding within their group (i.e. stone age, greeks, etc...), and then took the same rank from each group and did a round robin with that. Using that method, Berzerkers won. After watching the video I'm actually surprised that the same result was here, as I posted this before I even knew and just figured zerkers won because they had better matchups, but they are so strong against many units.
EDIT:
Excluding the haflings was a mistake . I actually included them in my round robins, only excluding bards and priests. In my game, Haflings were the 20 out of 33 seed and actually beat quite a few teams.
12:35
Of course he runs faster!
That's the *NARUTO* run!
duh everybody knows that du u even humain
*storming Area 51 in a nutshell*
lmao
WHEN I READ THIS COMMENT A NARUTO ADD CAME UP IN THE VIDEO
Yea old english i speak
"Go knights Go knights"
Knight stabs his own sheild.
Damn... Zeus's fight was *SHOCKING*-ly awesome.
Hey Blitz!
I've got a battle for you this day, a battle that the bards will sing about for centuries to come.
The battle of the forsaken kings
Blue:
5 kings
10 knights
20 archers
25 squires
5 healers
Red:
7 jarls
10 berserkers
15 ice archers
3 long boats
7 valkeries
@blitz for the archer's vs ice archers fight, you could have made the points even by subtracting one unit from each side.
for the knights vs Zeus, 20 knights to 9 Zeus' is even. I gave up calculating the mammoth vs farmer ratio about 1/4 of the way through.
for the longships vs brawlers, 50 brawlers to 11 longships is even. for the catapults vs chieftans 21 chieftans to 8 catapults. for the hay-balers there was 30 but for the hay balers vs the jarls, 14 jarls vs 85 haybalers is even. for the berserkers vs balista 95 berserkers to 24 balista. for the knights vs ice archers 8 knights to 45 ice archers. for sarissa's vs scarecrows to get the points even you need 2000 sarissa's and 201 scarecrows.
if you want the math just find each side's individual value and divide one of the values by the other, your answer should be a fraction, whichever of the fraction's two numbers(numerator or denominator) is the larger one is the number of units you place on the side of the units with less value, for example:
the chieftans are worth 400 and the catapults are worth 1050, 1050 / 400 = 21/8,
so 21 chieftans and 8 catapults for a total value of 8400 per side
too much math...
Edited portion: forgot to add that you should keep making more videos, luv your vids
I’d be funny if someone did an Olympic game with ballista’s, “WHAT BALISTA CAN LAUNCH A UNIT THE FURTHEST”
Oooooo Another banger video Blitz has posted! Btw Blitz you’re the best!
The only way to properly do this is for every unit to fight every unit, the same format of equal cost but do it through a point based system (if you win you get 1 point) and at the end the unit with the most points wins.
"My money is on the squires for sure."
*Squires get absolutely decimated.*
Where's my money?
The round 4 chart comes early and we get to see the outcomes of round three before round three starts
Battle of Zama (202 BC):
Map: Tribal 1
Teams:
Red
1 King as Publius Cornelius Scipio of Rome
1 Priest as Massinissa King of Numidia
10 Clubbers spread out randomly near the front as roman skirmishers
10 Farmers as Roman Hastati in front
15 Squires as Roman Principes in middle
10 Knights as Roman Triarii in back
3 Wheelbarrows on each flank as Numidian Cavalry (I know its a stretch, tell the devs to add horses already.)
Blue
1 King as Hannibal of Carthage
2 Mammoths in the front as War elephants
12 Hoplites in front as Mercenaries
12 Farmers in the middle as Citizens
8 Jarls in the back as Veterans
2 Wheelbarrows on each flank as Carthaginian cavalry
The way you said minotaurs is hilarious.
Love your videos
Not first ur 3rd and im 4th maybe...
Not first
First Is worst
Then my comments didnt loaded
They can all win but u have to put the right person against the right person.
22:42 When you learn karate but realize you are fighting the god of karate. (Bear = Learnt Karate, Valkyrie = God of Karate)
1:50, the farmer on the right.
That was amazing
Thank you for redoing Blitz, keep up the good work.
All the nine year olds on the channel “I’ll count them Blitz!”
I’m honestly pretty surprised that my favorite unit, the Sarissa, made it to the semi finals, I might see if the sarissa can beat the berserkers.
Love your vids, keep it up and you need a new computer for this game😂
Baron already did this
Yeah
Ahmad abusrour he needs a new computer for every game
What about me. Mine lags on google.
you should make a test wth the haybalers of how much projectiles they can take. pretty much just put haybalers up against arrow units
like so blitz can see
3:16
Pause and evaluate. Pain... I see pain... :(
R.I.P. Dave
Spread out the squires please if they were spread out they would have won against the ballistas
"You foolish mortals think we actually try in these battles."
- Halfling #6,890,129
For the first battle. The kings were so close to begin with that the bonemages could not have hit them. Though, they have so much reload time and kings can take a hit or two, so i don't think it mattered really.
Stone Age- discovered stone tools
Copper age- discovered copper tools
Bronze Age- discovered bronze tools
Ice age- ice tools :)
Bronze and copper the same
Howard25 - Bronze is a combination of copper and tin
Copper is... copper
Little do they know. Blitz made the oopsies so tha he could make 2 videos :O
He made an oopsie in this one too cause the long ships one
@@brstew_ no they didn't
The most powerful unit:
A short child with hairy feet.
*Midgets want to know your location*
25:09 the beginning of this fight you sound like an anime character
Those legionnaires should have carried there Gladius before they fought the Valkyries 😂
27:14
I was not expecting that
lol at 16:50 you should the wrong bracket and gave spoilers hahaha love the vid though
More astroneer videos please we haven’t seen them in weeks!
There’s no best unit because they are all used for different tasks, although that was obvious
yeh
Can you do movie battles like hobbits or Lord of the rings and star wars
Pls DO THIS ONE MONSIUER :
MEDIEVAL WITCHES VS HUMANITY:
WITCHES:
SCYTHES-3
SCARE CROWS -4 OR 5
BONE SHAMANS-3 OR 4
MINOTUARS-3
SNAKE ARCHERS-5
ICE ARCHERS-3
POTIONS-3
HUMANS-(The Humans being pittied by the angels are helped by three)
VALKERIES-3
PREISTS-5
KNIGHTS-5
SQUIRES-8 INFRONT OF THE KNIGHTS
KING-1
FALLOWED BY 10 FARMERS WITH PITCH FORKS AS REINFORCING PEASANTS and 3 wheel borrows.
100000000000000 ice arcers vs. 100000000 kings & 100000 priests, Thats gonna break NASA's Desktop
16:59 Did my man seriously spoil the next few fights by showing us the bracket with the winners of the fight already advancing?
Me: wakes up 4 minutes earlier than normal
Blitz: No Video
Me: ??!!!
Blitz you put the round 4 bracket into the round three and spoiled it for us
Emu war (First map)
Farmers
15 hay barrels (crops)
6 Potion throwers (drunk farmers)
29 farmers (normal)
Scythe farmers ( 54 yrd farmers)
Emus
100 hobits (emu)
10 battle wagons ( smart emus )
1 Farmer boss (Phoenix emu)
If emus win give farmers 1 mammoth in the back
If farmers win give emus 1 mammoth in the front
The halfings are strength in numbers so 1 king vs like ALOT of halfings, halfings will probably win
Like is king
Comment is halfings
No
That one barbarian who has his arms spawned backwards but ran faster
He was CLEARLY Naruto Running.
Do like 1000 haflings versus one Valkyrie I want to see them all jump up
Oh and my army is:
A front line of 20 haflings
Behind that is berserkers, 10 to be precise
Then add a billion of the bard people (billion=10)
And finally, behind that is Dave the squire :)
You get the same amount of money as me, minus the cost of the bards
Do a Mammoth hunt
5 spear throwers
2 mammoths
1:50 the wheel barrow on the right
Oh I liked 1v1 and by the way see how many halfling it takes to kill your super king.
(From your other video)
12:34 just proves that Naruto running is better than normal running
the priests will "surely" win. they do the most damage..
14:41 I love their voices lol
22:47 BACKWARD DAB!
One of the wrong brackets was edited in the video you spoild it
I was just looking to see if he had any new videos and then this popped up instantly
Valkyries come after a battle and bring the vikings that died in a glorious battle, to Valhalla/Vallhall and then they stay there until Odin needs them for war. There's some Norrøn Mytologi/Northern Mythology for you all.😉
6:10
absolutely *shocking*
12:41 he's running faster because he is doing the naruto run, we have an ancient weeb
Priest? No, nobody?
Make another tournament video and do two matches blitz and if both units win one match do a third match
this round was better as you made them more balanced battles! nicee
Flipping live this RUclipsr
In single combat ballista reigns supreme by single combat I mean 1v1 so wheelbarrows disqualifies with longboats as both of those have more than one unit
I want a rematch between the berserkers and the kings
why
You should do a 1v1 tournament to find out which team is better, blue or red.
Blitz: there falling like statue. Me: 😂🤦♀️
You put out the final four bracket for the elite eight 😂😂
man i think half the people that have played tabs have already forgot that landfall actually posted a video about the size differences for the units, lol (edit: may be actually true because it was months ago)
Memes Vs Article 13 then branded article 15 then branded article 17:
Memes: A BUNCH of mammoths
Article 13 then branded article 15 then branded article 17: a bajjillion priests with one king in the center and three catapults at the back.
I absolutely love this video!
I feel like this was kinda unfair considering some units can't handle a swarm of units, 5 on 5 was good(like the scarecrows)
Idea!
Title Defense (right from punch out)
So, the current champion would go against a gauntlet of every singe unit in the game, with equal or close to equal point value.
If the current champion wins, you move on to the next unit, and if the champion loses, it becomes a best of 3. If the champion loses the best of 3, the unit that won against the champion becomes the new champion.
Repeat until an “ultimate champion” (a champion that beat every other unit) is found.
Like my idea? Leave a like so Blitz can see!
The Stone Age can be terrifying.
These tournaments are HILARIOUS 😂
Me: *happy sounds*
8:50 My guess is that the Mammoths killed them before they could attack
18:52 Talk about an underdog win, it's cool how different each battle is
19:44, 20:58 Wow just wow
This was a great tournament Berserkers should never be underestimated it seems :P This was loads of fun please do it again some time :D
dan in tabs there are apparently hidden troops there are special items hidden in different kinds of tabs maps if you stare at the item it will turn to gold and dissapear if that happens then a picture will come up of the character to unlock ill tell you the items one is a giant axe in a tree or stump one is a bow which unlocks the most powerful hidden character and the third one is most likely a mace look on blitZes channel and search hidden tabs troops blitz please read this it is very important and if you feel like it please leave a like to show that you read this comment.
waiting 4 satisfactory. make long satisfactory episodes pls!
If it wasn’t for the jump attacks, the valkyries definitely would’ve won