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  • @ristopoho824
    @ristopoho824 5 лет назад +5

    18:40 Lying in a pile of his fallen brethren, the last berserker of his army, raised his axe. The giant king approached, the axe was stuck in the flesh of another. With a twitching move of the last of his strength, he pulled, and struck. The king took a swing, but before the blade met with the head of the berserker, he was dead.
    That spikey part seems to have been going straight towards his face. If the time went on after the berserker killed the king, he could have gotten a really bad wound on his face to tell the story.

  • @markzupancic3717
    @markzupancic3717 5 лет назад +454

    You showed the results of fight between kings and beserkers before you started the fight. :D

  • @gianttacogod
    @gianttacogod 5 лет назад +154

    Fight the taco of the ages
    My army is
    10 ice archers as frozen tacos
    1 mammoth as beef
    10 club men as consumers
    10 squires as food vendors
    And 1 Zeus as me
    You have 500 less then me

    • @therealsickcrom499
      @therealsickcrom499 5 лет назад +13

      Name checks out

    • @simey5639
      @simey5639 5 лет назад +5

      Tacos

    • @paddies2958
      @paddies2958 5 лет назад +5

      Your name is correct😂😂

    • @adarkneko5419
      @adarkneko5419 5 лет назад

      I use hafflings with 500 less score the little guys were hungry...they won..

    • @gianttacogod
      @gianttacogod 5 лет назад

      @@adarkneko5419 how did they defeat the mammoth and Zeus?

  • @thisismylife3966
    @thisismylife3966 5 лет назад +58

    3:13 “Wow that looks amazingly painful”
    I’m not sure if amazingly is the correct word...

  • @duggalicious
    @duggalicious 5 лет назад +2

    The halflings only used 1% of their power just to make the berserkers feel good. They actually would have blown the universe to smithereens.

  • @sigorspast187
    @sigorspast187 5 лет назад +17

    1:50 the eyes of the guy with the pitchfork 😂😂he's a fish

  • @Tarmon_
    @Tarmon_ 5 лет назад +44

    "oh there sinking like statues" statues sink? XD
    love your vids Blitz.

    • @user-ry6jy9vm2j
      @user-ry6jy9vm2j 5 лет назад +1

      Its cuz they are frozen like a statue and sinking...

    • @antus37
      @antus37 5 лет назад +1

      but statues dont sink bruh

    • @user-ry6jy9vm2j
      @user-ry6jy9vm2j 5 лет назад +1

      @@antus37 It is sinking (while you are frozen) like a statue.
      Get it now??

    • @ZhangK71
      @ZhangK71 5 лет назад

      In water, they do-unless they’re made of Styrofoam

    • @AlbertZeng-hv5rb
      @AlbertZeng-hv5rb 5 месяцев назад

      Ice melts

  • @redgames5645
    @redgames5645 5 лет назад +83

    I have a recommendation
    The entirety of the shire vs the nazgul
    In other words, nine kings and an absurd amount of hobbits

    • @keddethan
      @keddethan 5 лет назад +1

      Gandalf as a bone mage as well?
      or Zeus

  • @TheOneTrueCalamitas
    @TheOneTrueCalamitas 5 лет назад +5

    I've seen Baron's tournament and his victor was the Sarissa. So based on the two tournaments the best units are:
    1. The Sarissas
    2. The Beserkers
    3. The Squires
    4. The Knights
    5. The Valkryies
    (The Protectors just got lucky in your tournament)

  • @moonatee_8666
    @moonatee_8666 3 года назад +15

    Blitz u always have the quality content that I never get tired of

  • @scribblesmcgee967
    @scribblesmcgee967 5 лет назад +2

    ‘Why do they spawn derpy?’ Blitz:2019
    Doesn’t realise that derpiness is what TABS is famous for.

  • @lederp4332
    @lederp4332 5 лет назад +4

    The Battle of D-Day(Derp-Day)
    The Derplandians(blue, attacking): 3 spearthrowers, 5 archers, 15 spearmen, 3 Roman shields, 1 squire
    The Kingdom of Derpina(Red, defending): 5 frost archers, 1 ballista, 3 squires, 15 spearmen, 9 archers, 9 Roman shields

    • @nwc2392
      @nwc2392 5 лет назад

      There should be a king in the red side.

    • @lederp4332
      @lederp4332 5 лет назад

      This isn’t the final battle so the king/queen isn’t going to show up yet

  • @justiceanimations7886
    @justiceanimations7886 5 лет назад +38

    Oooooo Another banger video Blitz has posted! Btw Blitz you’re the best!

  • @viewer2034
    @viewer2034 2 года назад +1

    Blitz: I don't believe the Halflings will win.
    Me: Halflings at least won once, unlike Valkyries

  • @UncleRayRay1
    @UncleRayRay1 5 лет назад +2

    "Stop getting your ding-a-lings tangled up!" BRUH MOMENT BRUH

  • @uulogie1039
    @uulogie1039 5 лет назад +2

    Great video, I really enjoyed it, and even though you wont see this probably, it was a good video

  • @genosect4474
    @genosect4474 5 лет назад +43

    12:35
    Of course he runs faster!
    That's the *NARUTO* run!

  • @HartSickle
    @HartSickle 5 лет назад +6

    "My money is on the squires for sure."
    *Squires get absolutely decimated.*
    Where's my money?

  • @carltegner5738
    @carltegner5738 5 лет назад +2

    YEEEEEEEEEEES! MY FAVOURITE character has always been berserkers!

  • @xyth2002
    @xyth2002 5 лет назад +2

    Here’s the thing, Blitz isn’t strategically placing these, so this might’ve been different.

  • @sanchitory
    @sanchitory 5 лет назад +2

    Briserker: we are the best unit in tabs
    Halflings: hold my beer 🍺

  • @blobblob3253
    @blobblob3253 4 года назад +1

    Halfling: uppercut to the chin! Take that mysterious "champion!" Hahahhahah! I'm the real champion!

  • @kiban_
    @kiban_ 5 лет назад +3

    7:07 He just slaps him with the spear 😹

  • @ahmadabusrour6984
    @ahmadabusrour6984 5 лет назад +123

    Love your vids, keep it up and you need a new computer for this game😂

  • @cyruscheng499
    @cyruscheng499 5 лет назад +1

    Battle of Zama (202 BC):
    Map: Tribal 1
    Teams:
    Red
    1 King as Publius Cornelius Scipio of Rome
    1 Priest as Massinissa King of Numidia
    10 Clubbers spread out randomly near the front as roman skirmishers
    10 Farmers as Roman Hastati in front
    15 Squires as Roman Principes in middle
    10 Knights as Roman Triarii in back
    3 Wheelbarrows on each flank as Numidian Cavalry (I know its a stretch, tell the devs to add horses already.)
    Blue
    1 King as Hannibal of Carthage
    2 Mammoths in the front as War elephants
    12 Hoplites in front as Mercenaries
    12 Farmers in the middle as Citizens
    8 Jarls in the back as Veterans
    2 Wheelbarrows on each flank as Carthaginian cavalry

  • @TheCrayon
    @TheCrayon 5 лет назад

    Hey Blitz!
    I've got a battle for you this day, a battle that the bards will sing about for centuries to come.
    The battle of the forsaken kings
    Blue:
    5 kings
    10 knights
    20 archers
    25 squires
    5 healers
    Red:
    7 jarls
    10 berserkers
    15 ice archers
    3 long boats
    7 valkeries

  • @GlobalWarmingSkeptic
    @GlobalWarmingSkeptic 5 лет назад +1

    I did a tournament, did round robin to determine seeding within their group (i.e. stone age, greeks, etc...), and then took the same rank from each group and did a round robin with that. Using that method, Berzerkers won. After watching the video I'm actually surprised that the same result was here, as I posted this before I even knew and just figured zerkers won because they had better matchups, but they are so strong against many units.
    EDIT:
    Excluding the haflings was a mistake . I actually included them in my round robins, only excluding bards and priests. In my game, Haflings were the 20 out of 33 seed and actually beat quite a few teams.

  • @Mister_Herr_Dave
    @Mister_Herr_Dave 4 года назад +1

    2:37 How could you, the Glory of Rome is forever!

  • @thegoofinator1
    @thegoofinator1 5 лет назад

    I’d be funny if someone did an Olympic game with ballista’s, “WHAT BALISTA CAN LAUNCH A UNIT THE FURTHEST”

  • @yellowbeandaddy7282
    @yellowbeandaddy7282 5 лет назад +1

    Damn... Zeus's fight was *SHOCKING*-ly awesome.

  • @moonwatcher0497
    @moonwatcher0497 5 лет назад +2

    The round 4 chart comes early and we get to see the outcomes of round three before round three starts

  • @-Zippy2707
    @-Zippy2707 5 лет назад +5

    Little do they know. Blitz made the oopsies so tha he could make 2 videos :O

    • @brstew_
      @brstew_ 5 лет назад

      He made an oopsie in this one too cause the long ships one

    • @thefrenchiestfry2728
      @thefrenchiestfry2728 5 лет назад

      @@brstew_ no they didn't

  • @BronzeSnack
    @BronzeSnack 5 лет назад +3

    Thank you for redoing Blitz, keep up the good work.

  • @freezeboy13
    @freezeboy13 5 лет назад +5

    "Go knights Go knights"
    Knight stabs his own sheild.

  • @josh_the_bandito1773
    @josh_the_bandito1773 5 лет назад +2

    I remember when you first started playing this blitz

  • @Michael-mq5xh
    @Michael-mq5xh 5 лет назад +3

    I’m honestly pretty surprised that my favorite unit, the Sarissa, made it to the semi finals, I might see if the sarissa can beat the berserkers.

  • @EmuRules.
    @EmuRules. 5 лет назад +5

    you should make a test wth the haybalers of how much projectiles they can take. pretty much just put haybalers up against arrow units
    like so blitz can see

  • @Jgamer-66
    @Jgamer-66 5 лет назад +1

    @blitz for the archer's vs ice archers fight, you could have made the points even by subtracting one unit from each side.
    for the knights vs Zeus, 20 knights to 9 Zeus' is even. I gave up calculating the mammoth vs farmer ratio about 1/4 of the way through.
    for the longships vs brawlers, 50 brawlers to 11 longships is even. for the catapults vs chieftans 21 chieftans to 8 catapults. for the hay-balers there was 30 but for the hay balers vs the jarls, 14 jarls vs 85 haybalers is even. for the berserkers vs balista 95 berserkers to 24 balista. for the knights vs ice archers 8 knights to 45 ice archers. for sarissa's vs scarecrows to get the points even you need 2000 sarissa's and 201 scarecrows.
    if you want the math just find each side's individual value and divide one of the values by the other, your answer should be a fraction, whichever of the fraction's two numbers(numerator or denominator) is the larger one is the number of units you place on the side of the units with less value, for example:
    the chieftans are worth 400 and the catapults are worth 1050, 1050 / 400 = 21/8,
    so 21 chieftans and 8 catapults for a total value of 8400 per side
    too much math...
    Edited portion: forgot to add that you should keep making more videos, luv your vids

  • @yellowbeandaddy7282
    @yellowbeandaddy7282 5 лет назад

    22:42 When you learn karate but realize you are fighting the god of karate. (Bear = Learnt Karate, Valkyrie = God of Karate)

  • @nikeasy5266
    @nikeasy5266 5 лет назад +1

    The only way to properly do this is for every unit to fight every unit, the same format of equal cost but do it through a point based system (if you win you get 1 point) and at the end the unit with the most points wins.

  • @joshuam20
    @joshuam20 5 лет назад +1

    The way you said minotaurs is hilarious.

  • @donaldlui8242
    @donaldlui8242 5 лет назад +1

    They can all win but u have to put the right person against the right person.

  • @cringemaster2917
    @cringemaster2917 5 лет назад +3

    Stone Age- discovered stone tools
    Copper age- discovered copper tools
    Bronze Age- discovered bronze tools
    Ice age- ice tools :)

    • @AnaEgna
      @AnaEgna 5 лет назад

      Bronze and copper the same

    • @cringemaster2917
      @cringemaster2917 5 лет назад

      Howard25 - Bronze is a combination of copper and tin
      Copper is... copper

  • @saysikerightnow3914
    @saysikerightnow3914 5 лет назад +4

    3:16
    Pause and evaluate. Pain... I see pain... :(
    R.I.P. Dave

  • @jackagonz
    @jackagonz 5 лет назад +1

    All the nine year olds on the channel “I’ll count them Blitz!”

  • @EmuRules.
    @EmuRules. 5 лет назад +8

    Me: wakes up 4 minutes earlier than normal
    Blitz: No Video
    Me: ??!!!

  • @ristopoho824
    @ristopoho824 5 лет назад +2

    For the first battle. The kings were so close to begin with that the bonemages could not have hit them. Though, they have so much reload time and kings can take a hit or two, so i don't think it mattered really.

  • @Ariverfish
    @Ariverfish 5 лет назад +7

    12:41 he's running faster because he is doing the naruto run, we have an ancient weeb

  • @shiyamdabomb
    @shiyamdabomb 5 лет назад

    "You foolish mortals think we actually try in these battles."
    - Halfling #6,890,129

  • @TheOrder96
    @TheOrder96 5 лет назад

    lol at 16:50 you should the wrong bracket and gave spoilers hahaha love the vid though

  • @cody.frieser
    @cody.frieser 5 лет назад +6

    Oh I liked 1v1 and by the way see how many halfling it takes to kill your super king.
    (From your other video)

  • @bummedknight9673
    @bummedknight9673 5 лет назад +2

    25:09 the beginning of this fight you sound like an anime character

  • @yifeitian9541
    @yifeitian9541 5 лет назад +6

    There’s no best unit because they are all used for different tasks, although that was obvious

  • @georgejohnnypat5487
    @georgejohnnypat5487 5 лет назад +6

    I was just looking to see if he had any new videos and then this popped up instantly

  • @caleblauterbach4015
    @caleblauterbach4015 5 лет назад

    The most powerful unit:
    A short child with hairy feet.
    *Midgets want to know your location*

  • @thatmusicalsparrow263
    @thatmusicalsparrow263 5 лет назад +2

    1:50, the farmer on the right.

  • @heidisturm7843
    @heidisturm7843 5 лет назад +1

    More astroneer videos please we haven’t seen them in weeks!

  • @YT-wo9pz
    @YT-wo9pz 5 лет назад +2

    Spread out the squires please if they were spread out they would have won against the ballistas

  • @wesleymccall892
    @wesleymccall892 5 лет назад

    Do like 1000 haflings versus one Valkyrie I want to see them all jump up
    Oh and my army is:
    A front line of 20 haflings
    Behind that is berserkers, 10 to be precise
    Then add a billion of the bard people (billion=10)
    And finally, behind that is Dave the squire :)
    You get the same amount of money as me, minus the cost of the bards

  • @frankv0
    @frankv0 5 лет назад +13

    One of the wrong brackets was edited in the video you spoild it

  • @jinsakai5307
    @jinsakai5307 5 лет назад

    Those legionnaires should have carried there Gladius before they fought the Valkyries 😂

  • @_Myrhl
    @_Myrhl 5 лет назад +2

    The halfings are strength in numbers so 1 king vs like ALOT of halfings, halfings will probably win
    Like is king
    Comment is halfings

  • @over5632
    @over5632 5 лет назад +3

    Love your videos

  • @agr0nianTV
    @agr0nianTV 5 лет назад

    8:50 My guess is that the Mammoths killed them before they could attack
    18:52 Talk about an underdog win, it's cool how different each battle is
    19:44, 20:58 Wow just wow
    This was a great tournament Berserkers should never be underestimated it seems :P This was loads of fun please do it again some time :D

  • @itzshilohplayzxd6231
    @itzshilohplayzxd6231 5 лет назад

    100000000000000 ice arcers vs. 100000000 kings & 100000 priests, Thats gonna break NASA's Desktop

  • @YwY-ct5yq
    @YwY-ct5yq 5 лет назад +1

    Pls DO THIS ONE MONSIUER :
    MEDIEVAL WITCHES VS HUMANITY:
    WITCHES:
    SCYTHES-3
    SCARE CROWS -4 OR 5
    BONE SHAMANS-3 OR 4
    MINOTUARS-3
    SNAKE ARCHERS-5
    ICE ARCHERS-3
    POTIONS-3
    HUMANS-(The Humans being pittied by the angels are helped by three)
    VALKERIES-3
    PREISTS-5
    KNIGHTS-5
    SQUIRES-8 INFRONT OF THE KNIGHTS
    KING-1
    FALLOWED BY 10 FARMERS WITH PITCH FORKS AS REINFORCING PEASANTS and 3 wheel borrows.

  • @awsome4851
    @awsome4851 5 лет назад +4

    Do a Mammoth hunt
    5 spear throwers
    2 mammoths

  • @lucasvaughn9759
    @lucasvaughn9759 5 лет назад

    16:59 Did my man seriously spoil the next few fights by showing us the bracket with the winners of the fight already advancing?

  • @vivianlam946
    @vivianlam946 5 лет назад

    Emu war (First map)
    Farmers
    15 hay barrels (crops)
    6 Potion throwers (drunk farmers)
    29 farmers (normal)
    Scythe farmers ( 54 yrd farmers)
    Emus
    100 hobits (emu)
    10 battle wagons ( smart emus )
    1 Farmer boss (Phoenix emu)
    If emus win give farmers 1 mammoth in the back
    If farmers win give emus 1 mammoth in the front

  • @denvergames1435
    @denvergames1435 5 лет назад +5

    lol I'm playing tabs and watching you play tabs and I just watched Baron play tabs

  • @YT-wo9pz
    @YT-wo9pz 5 лет назад +3

    Make another tournament video and do two matches blitz and if both units win one match do a third match

  • @kosk-kosk2777
    @kosk-kosk2777 5 лет назад

    Valkyries come after a battle and bring the vikings that died in a glorious battle, to Valhalla/Vallhall and then they stay there until Odin needs them for war. There's some Norrøn Mytologi/Northern Mythology for you all.😉

  • @EmuRules.
    @EmuRules. 5 лет назад +2

    this round was better as you made them more balanced battles! nicee

  • @luvshak42
    @luvshak42 Год назад +1

    27:14
    I was not expecting that

  • @Chromicality
    @Chromicality 5 лет назад +1

    Idea!
    Title Defense (right from punch out)
    So, the current champion would go against a gauntlet of every singe unit in the game, with equal or close to equal point value.
    If the current champion wins, you move on to the next unit, and if the champion loses, it becomes a best of 3. If the champion loses the best of 3, the unit that won against the champion becomes the new champion.
    Repeat until an “ultimate champion” (a champion that beat every other unit) is found.
    Like my idea? Leave a like so Blitz can see!

  • @darkmatter8890
    @darkmatter8890 5 лет назад +1

    Blitz you put the round 4 bracket into the round three and spoiled it for us

  • @hypo7351
    @hypo7351 4 года назад

    12:34 just proves that Naruto running is better than normal running

  • @zephyr5481
    @zephyr5481 5 лет назад

    That one barbarian who has his arms spawned backwards but ran faster
    He was CLEARLY Naruto Running.

  • @jasonharris8059
    @jasonharris8059 5 лет назад +6

    Can you do movie battles like hobbits or Lord of the rings and star wars

  • @dappro3438
    @dappro3438 5 лет назад +1

    the priests will "surely" win. they do the most damage..

  • @jamm8152
    @jamm8152 5 лет назад

    Memes Vs Article 13 then branded article 15 then branded article 17:
    Memes: A BUNCH of mammoths
    Article 13 then branded article 15 then branded article 17: a bajjillion priests with one king in the center and three catapults at the back.

  • @kiyo1396
    @kiyo1396 5 лет назад +1

    I feel like this was kinda unfair considering some units can't handle a swarm of units, 5 on 5 was good(like the scarecrows)

  • @NoobgamerHD
    @NoobgamerHD 5 лет назад

    man i think half the people that have played tabs have already forgot that landfall actually posted a video about the size differences for the units, lol (edit: may be actually true because it was months ago)

  • @ninjad9127
    @ninjad9127 5 лет назад

    In single combat ballista reigns supreme by single combat I mean 1v1 so wheelbarrows disqualifies with longboats as both of those have more than one unit

  • @ethandemont5283
    @ethandemont5283 5 лет назад +1

    I want a rematch between the berserkers and the kings

  • @hotwheelsplayer6874
    @hotwheelsplayer6874 4 года назад

    These tournaments are HILARIOUS 😂

  • @rohamahmadyfard546
    @rohamahmadyfard546 5 лет назад +1

    22:47 BACKWARD DAB!

  • @apollo875
    @apollo875 5 лет назад

    Blitz: am I original Barovongames : well yes but actually no

  • @aprilneary36
    @aprilneary36 5 лет назад

    You should do a 1v1 tournament to find out which team is better, blue or red.

  • @gingerbiscuit2368
    @gingerbiscuit2368 5 лет назад +12

    First like and comment second view. Great contest tournament thingy ma bob
    Could you do 300 hopilites vs everything or as many things as you want

  • @PearlHarbor1941
    @PearlHarbor1941 5 лет назад +1

    Priest? No, nobody?

  • @amoqmwkwmw2772
    @amoqmwkwmw2772 5 лет назад +1

    I absolutely love this video!

  • @dylang1138
    @dylang1138 5 лет назад

    Watched this after Baron’s tournament, there’s some surprising consistency between some of the top units.

  • @loganescobar1766
    @loganescobar1766 5 лет назад +1

    Flipping live this RUclipsr

  • @therealplatinumminer385
    @therealplatinumminer385 5 лет назад +1

    dan in tabs there are apparently hidden troops there are special items hidden in different kinds of tabs maps if you stare at the item it will turn to gold and dissapear if that happens then a picture will come up of the character to unlock ill tell you the items one is a giant axe in a tree or stump one is a bow which unlocks the most powerful hidden character and the third one is most likely a mace look on blitZes channel and search hidden tabs troops blitz please read this it is very important and if you feel like it please leave a like to show that you read this comment.

  • @matthewjararuse2308
    @matthewjararuse2308 4 года назад +1

    1:50 the wheel barrow on the right

  • @theswordsman39
    @theswordsman39 3 года назад +1

    Every warrior has a height on its self so declaring they are not the same person anderstand 😎😎😎

  • @Angel-ds7sy
    @Angel-ds7sy 5 лет назад +1

    6:10
    absolutely *shocking*

  • @patrickmyers6343
    @patrickmyers6343 5 лет назад

    1 king
    10 manmoths
    100 preachers

  • @RedXWerewolf
    @RedXWerewolf 5 лет назад

    please do a battle of Potion sellers VS those Bard guys with the music :)