The New Secret Units Are Unstoppable in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
- Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is finally here! Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience totally accurate battle through the ages in TABS! Watch more TABS here: bit.ly/TABSBlitz
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Gameplay Overview:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience accurate warfare through the ages. TABS uses state of the art physics-based simulation to provide you with never-before-seen insight to our greatest battles of history.
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Game Features:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a game like no other game. It not really accurate, but the battles are physics based simulations where numerous wacky characters battle through different technology ages to become the ultimate champions of the Totally Accurate Battles!
TABS Early Access has 5 different factions:
Tribal Cavemen, Farmers, Medieval Knights, Ancient Warriors, and Vikings!
Enjoy the 13 maps in Sandbox mode or Campaign
Defeat the enemies in the silly campaign!
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Игры
Baron: *makes video*
Everyone: *makes video*
Blitz: *Waiting for the perfect time to strike*
5 days later
*NOW*
He has copied IGP’s tactics
@@gekoultima6668 I noticed the late upload for him as well, just couldn't find it in meme
I dont understand
Maybe he doesn't have steam notifications on
u copied!
Time Stamps:
Executioner: 1:41
Mace Spinner: 3:14
Artemis: 6:02
I’m awesome i know
@@MarketMaking Frick you too bud
Thank u
Keep doing tabs. If you go to landfall discord you can have early access to all the new units
What do u mean all the units
I mean all the units that landfall said and it came out
yello sup prove it
@@andrews2509 ok go to landfall discord and the new units are basically coming out in a week lol
I am confused
Artemis is a female god
Edit:
Daughter of Zeus and brother of Apollo
Hera(Zeus’s wife) is not her mother
A goddess
He said god, goddess idk
Her mother was dimitra
Xenofon Anastasopoulos thanks
shes the sister of apollo not brother.
that moment when you when you call Artemis a guy and the Greek mythology geeks are all over you
I’m one of those geeks
Samr
Same
I’m also one of those geeks
And when he things shield bearers and sarrissas is the phalanx and 5 seconds later he says the hoplites make a formation he can't remember and ths phalanx is hoplites.... I got carried away
She is also the sister of Apollo
yes
True
And the daughter of leto and zeus
And daughter of zeus
ARTEMIS is a lady. REEE both greek
very very true
YES IF ANOTHER RUclipsR SAY ARTEMIS IS A GIRL...
Both Zeus and Aretmis are Greek gods. The Romans also worshiped some Greek gods, but with their names slightly altered.
Yeah, Zeus was Jupiter
@@dawsontrobaugh6036 lol u did this reply 8 minutes ago but the comment was 1 hour ago lel
@@11skylars yeah😂
Zues is artemis's dad
God and goddess*
they need to add in a giant that is similar to the mace spinner, but holds 2 mammoths by the tail and spins them around
No they will hold a club an hit crowd of people and make them fly miles up
This will be called mammoth spinner
Almighty Dankukus, the REEE. I would gladly join the game XD
Blitz: I wish there were animals in the game
Mammoths and Snakes: Am I a joke to you?
Epic battle:
Romans
10 shield bearers
30 sarissa
3 balllistas
10 archers.
Greek
30 hoplites
10 snake archers
1 zeus
5 minotaur
also 1 Artemis for the Greeks
@@aaronking2020 to op
@@captainpizza659 just add more units to the Romans to balance it
No offense but im pretty sure the sarissas are greek not roman
@@slice_ofbread4727 I know that but if I didn't do this the romans will have no chance
12:15
Halflings: MAMA GIMME A HUG
Artemis: STOP
Please please please don't call Artemis a he again, as a pure blooded Greek it hurts my ears.
She's the goddess of archery and hunting from Ancient Greek Mythology. Zeus is also from Ancient Greek Mythology, as the god of thunder and basically the ruler of Olympus.
Roman and Greek gods are pretty much the same except for the different names, but Romans stole them from Greek Mythology.
The map you found her bow in looks like Ancient Greece and like a few Greek islands, so anything you find in that map is probably Greek-related
@Ron Luria And that's enough internet for the day
6:10 Artemis: "Are you assumeing my gender?"
Blitz: "*Hes* dual wielding bows"
Artemis is Zeus' sun
@@theeye2854 ....Son? Apollo is her brother. ;~;
@@theeye2854 Artemis is a girl are you talking about Apollo
8 views and 20 likes. Nice
Blitz: Says Artemis is a guy.
Me, an intellectual who's read all the Percy Jackson books: That's where your wrong kiddo.
I've read Percy Jackson it's amazing :)
you totally knew where everything was dident you XD. the first place you looked for the mace was where it was and you guessed where the bow was and also that it was going to be a god unit Lmao
Ik
I really like the executioner, the mace spinner seems like a good distraction unit
Blitz Do the scene in 300. Our arrows shall block out the sun!
60 Artemis
Vs
30 Shields
1 Hoplite as Leonidas
The shield team will actually die in 0.7 seconds
By the way, Zeus and Artemis were both Greek, their Roman forms were Jupiter and Diana
@@augmentedfourthssuperfan7297 Who cares? it still looks cool af
Blitz: I wish there were animals in the game
Mammoth: am I a human to you?
Artemis - Goddess of the hunt, forests and hills, the Moon, and archery
Blitz:
Calls a Dori a sword, calls Artemis a he
Me: RAGGGGEEE
Artemis is a goddess so it's a Female
10:10 she
Artemis: hey zues
Zues: attack
Artemis: another kill rapped up
Hey Blitz Artemis is a female btw, she is not a male
He said she was a female.
GRAVITY DROPS No, before he said that she was a female, Blitz has been calling Artemis a male, a guy!
@@theultimatewarlord69420 yeah but you shouldn't comment on a vid before it ends
She 10;10
10:10
I love how every time he instantly goes to the secret items and then plays it off as luck xD he obviously searched where they are but I still love u man
Artimis is a girl and the daughter of Zeus
With Apollo being her brother
@@Jordan_Graham ares is her brother to
Thank you
For correcting
jimmysta234 rblx so many people are her brother because zues is her dad
She and male?
Artemis is the Olympian goddess of the hunt, the moon, and chastity; in time, she also became associated with childbirth and nature. No more than few days old, she helped her mother Leto give birth to her twin brother Apollo. Artemis was very protective of her and her priestesses' innocence
Artemis is the daughter of Zeus and she is the god of hunting that is why she is so powerful
the clubbers look like my music teacher
Landfall said that they might add Bears to the Viking Faction so that's a animal. And we have the horses and mammoth.
Horses?
@@gravitydrops6540 The Cavalry
Artemis is the greek goddess of the moon and hunting, she is the daughter of zeus and the brother of apollo, the god of bows, music, the sun, and others
"Let's do 5 mace spinners against the new mammoth"
I know right man for that I was like what
He probably meant let's do 5 mace Spinners against the old Mammoth and let's have the five new Mase spinners
I got a suggestion battle of the 300
50 hoplites as Spartans
1 king as leonides
10 squires and 10 archers as Greek reinforcements
5 Artemis as Persian archers
1 king as xerxes
20 squires as Persian footsoldiers
The maps that have secret items crash my game when I'm recording :(
Hey nice chan el i subscribed good luck with ur channel!
6:19 "That's AMACING" (pun intended?)
Hahahah your funny when you play tabs blitz
12:07 12:32 This is what happens when you have too many children 🤣🤣😂😂
How is Artemis more powerful than the god of all gods zeus. Totally inaccurate battle simulator
Artemis is Greek and shares the god of bows with Apollo (her brother)
And also she alone is the MAGER goddess of hunting tho there are minor gods for everything
I really like learning about Greek morphological storys
Good spelling
@@cadendavenport1417 oof lol I dont know how to spell some big words and I thought the auto correct would work lol
OK WAIT A SECOND.
3:10 LOOK HOW HE LOOKS AROUND AND HE GOES STRAIGHT TO THE SPOT. INSTANTLY.
I love how he knows all the Roman battle formations but dosent know who Artemis is lol
Whenever he laughs it sounds like a little gremlin lol.
12:10
The rich gramma all the kids love.
There several on every map just about. Some are extremely well hidden.
Blitz is trying to act like he doesn't know the locations xD
Blitz has literally 0 knowledge of Greek mythology. He didn’t even think about Artemis - the goddess of the hunt, who is famous for dedicating herself to being a maiden for all eternity - being a female for a good while, before openly admitting that he has no clue of her gender.
American football - medival 1 arena
Red - offense
5 halflings - linemen
1 clubber - tight end
1 scarecrow - quarterback
2 squires - half back and full back
2 wheelbarrows - wide receivers
Blue - defense
5 halflings - linemen
3 hoplited - linebackers
2 hay bailers - safeties
2 knights - cornerbacks
Extra points if a wherlbarrow throws an apple off the edge - 2 pt conversion
The mace dude is like Lego Ninjago with Spinjitzu
Radu John ya it is ur smart
How to make a caveman head: mix potatoes and mammoth juice. 0:41
can u please do a video related to the scarecrow?? it’s my favourite 😂🤪
I found him like a few weeks ago and he’s easily my favourite youtuber already
I never really laugh at videos and he’s one of the only people that can
Artemis is a she not a he, she is the Greek goddess of hunting. Great video!!!!
Blitz: THAT AXE IS GiMiGuLuS!
12:10 when a cute girl walks into the club
Artemis is the Greek goddess of the hunt
Blitz said let's try 5 of the macespinners Vs the new mammoth haha
Battle suggestion: The battle of Sparta map: grek/roman maps
Red: 300 spartans (Falics)
Blue: 150 Archers or 25 Artemis
i bursted laughing those halfling ats the end!!!
Roman forms
Zues: Jupiter
Poseidon: Neptune
Hades: Pluto
P.S. They are all brothers
Did you and Baron really make the sounds?
Artemis is the goddess of hunting, wild animals and the wilderness.
hey blitz, try an executioner against a shield man. I won't spoil what happens next :)
Can't wait until unit editing where you make Artemis shoot ice arrows or something else cool
If your placing down units press F for free roam without starting battle.
Press F for slow motion in battle and G for super slow motion and T to stop time during battle.
Like so blitz can see.
Artemis is the goddess of the moon, her brother is Apollo, god of the sun. DIDN'T look this btw , I kinda a nerd with mythology, I read a lot of books about Greek, Roman, AND NORSE MYTHOLOGY
The only problem and flaw with Artemis right now is the fact that she aims a WHOLE volley of arrows at one person, other than the person and area around the person. This provides a flaw for every character, including her. We can also see this in Zeus, he aims for multiple people, but the attack is weak and he is as well, even though he is a literal GOD. Landfall, is doing a amazing job at balancing! Woo hoo long paragraphs of comments. My hand....
Do Artemis and some archers versus a bunch of minotaurs please
"That's a big head"Blitz 2019
Blitz, Artemis is the Greek goddess of the night. She is twins with Apollo and they are very skilled with bows
3:54 *reference understood indeed BLEETZ*
He knew that there was the stuff In the right place and what they do he couldn’t of found it that fast and he knew what the mace spinners do
i think i love the mace spinner because its like a tornado
I miss the old units, will they ever bring an back? 😢😕
Avengers Endgame battle, Blue: Zeus(thor), hoplite(captain america), mammot (hulk), 2 headbutters(black widow and nebula), 2 knights(ironman and war machine), archer(hawkeye), valcarie(captain marvel) and a halfling(rocket). Red: Super king with 50 priests ( thanos ), plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Artemis is a Greek god that use Bows
Godess*
I'm pretty sure Artemis is the god of Summer or Hunting
Executioners are pretty good against haybale people and shield carriers because their attack goes overthe shield and hits them in the head. Mace spinners seem to be pretty good against swarms of cheap characters, not bad against all the non-siege ranged units, and pretty good against wheelbarrow. Artemis is good against everything, best way to stop her is with units that can rush her (berserkers, minotaur). Haybalers get knocked down now so they aren't as effective against Zeus and Ballista anymore.
is it just me or when the haflings were coming it looked like a zombie horde against the bow artist
Anyone Asking if it’s too soon to make Hindenburg jokes has not seen the huge manatee
7:55 "phallics" 😂
5:00
Yes. A spiky club indeed. I wonder if it has a name? 🤔
That new god character is equivalent to 18 fast reloading archers because it’s 9 arrows per shot
Yesyesyes do the will it blend. It's an awesome idea!
I love the reaction of him finding a new unit soo fake hahah but still like the vid
I think Blitz knew where the ballista bolt ended up on the Artemis. Forgot the time.
Edit: 9:15
Artemis is the GODDESS of the hunt in Greek mythology
Blitz it was so obviously you got your content for Baron on this episode
I wouldn't say unstoppable. The Mace Spinner is either too expensive, or doesn't do enough damage, but once thy get going, they're pretty much immune to Grapplers. Especially Halflings, but also Longship Bearers, Butters, and even Minotaurs. They're also basically immune to Blunt damage like Stoners (And pretty resistant to Catapults.) So, Spinners, and Balers are pretty good together (What with Baler's imperviousness to Piercing damage. Like Ballistae.)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEW UNITS WOWWWWWWWWW DO MORE OF THESE PLSSSS MORE SECRETS
Sorry blitz, I feel like you already know where the stuff was...
Artemis is my favourite because she spews millions of arrows.
Blitz check the game files the unreleased units are hidden in the game files
Executioner are good against slow single enemies, mace guys are good for multiple weaker enemies and Artemis is good against everything except ballista
Artemis is the Greek goddess of both the hunt and the moon. Ancient Greeks believed that the full moon was her face and the crescent moon was her bow.
Greece pretty much adopted the Roman mythology but named them the different planets
Oh that was so “wasn’t supposed to happen” finding secret units
10:45 your 12345 song is actually a song sung by bamboo my favorite singer the song is As the music plays the band
Her name shouldn't be named Artemis it should be ballistamiss cause how did those ballistas missed so much
Artemis is the Greek goddess of hunting ☺️
Update: he says it not long after I first commented