I missed the joke contest, but here's mine: My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him. Here's another one: What's the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer's and diarrhea. You're running, but you can't remember where.
I'd prefer if these would be GW-related only, that way you can filter out the many inevitable old jokes that get recycled and repeated. But there were some really amazing ones here!
"corpsing" is when the actor breaks character by laughing during what is supposed to be a serious scene. They wordplayed it with "corpse" cos Zhaitan death dragon xD
I'll be honest, I didn't even try. I don't care too much about mystic coins so I just entered for the lolz. Pretty sure if I actually tried there, I would of been a little funnier.
That Braham and Taimi joke was really good...
Shame Braham isn't smart enough to actually do something like that
The fact he laughed at my Snaff joke tickles me immensely. xD
You should've added: "Run faster than Snaff, and tell Blish to stay where he is and fix a toy" 😂😂😂
Agggh, we can't be left hanging with the "Asura walks into a restaurant" joke X_X
The QA testing joke was amazing. I’ve heard the tent one, but it was with an Army 1SG and company commander. 😂
While lesser streamers want to get payed to look at communities attempts to make them laugh, muk is a real one
Oh no, I lost my chance to finish my Knock Knock joke from the last competition.
I would tell a joke about unemployment, but none of them work.
I completely forgot about this event and the fact that you laughed at my braham joke makes me happy tbh
I missed the joke contest, but here's mine:
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
Here's another one:
What's the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer's and diarrhea. You're running, but you can't remember where.
Some of these jokes really got me suffocating my laugh while im at work, good job for y'all
I'd prefer if these would be GW-related only, that way you can filter out the many inevitable old jokes that get recycled and repeated. But there were some really amazing ones here!
Nope, there are also recycled GW jokes
Some of these are so old but they still make me laugh xD Being Swiss I can confirm, our flag is a big plus lol
Almost like a Try not to laugh challenge ;) Though I failed at the Taimi Introducing Bondage joke hah!
my heart stopped at the switzerland joke moment
That roadkill joke was savage. I love it!
Omg, the Taimi one is from the guy that writes Sunstone
i didn't post this one XD but yeah the dumbass strip is by me XD
I like that you read all the joke. Even if I did not event, it really give the impression that your respect all the participant time.
"corpsing" is when the actor breaks character by laughing during what is supposed to be a serious scene. They wordplayed it with "corpse" cos Zhaitan death dragon xD
this is hilarious. period.
Muk is always hilarious. Keep up the great work sir. You too Noxxi
Those dad jokes reveals the average age of GW2 players, haha.
His laugh made me smile, the rest were bad.
Wait I never seen this! You read my joke! Ahahahaha!!!
I got way more better ones for next time!
Wow, never been THIS early... welp, on to the watching.
Damn, I could totally see the 5 gold 100gold joke playing out in game xD
If puns could kill sometimes.
Going from roadkills to "Punkill Recipes" ?
Holy crap! This was 2 years ago? xD
I'll be honest, I didn't even try. I don't care too much about mystic coins so I just entered for the lolz. Pretty sure if I actually tried there, I would of been a little funnier.
You were far more charitable with the corny ones than I'd be.
some of these were super cringe, but quite a few gold nuggets in this batch had me cackling!
my joke was too dark.
Please explain #78 - the celeb(r)ate
They mistook celebrate for "celibate"
"abstaining from marriage and sexual relations, typically for religious reasons."
Hilarious! But wait, which one won?
We tallied the winners afterward but I removed that part as I felt it was just a lot of boring math, but rest assured they all got their coins :)
Damn gold XD
I'm kinda dumb so can anyone explain to me how the celebrate joke #78 is funny?
They mistook it for the word "celibate"
Monks take a vow of celibacy... no sex after they commit to their faith. Imagine instead of celibate, it was supposed to be celebrate.
seriously, these are considered jokes?... ffs