Will Nik Nocturnal laugh or cringe at The Worst Metal/Rock Dad Jokes Of All Time?

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @NikNocturnalTwitchClips
    @NikNocturnalTwitchClips  3 года назад +279

    *What's your worst Metal/Rock dad joke?*

  • @killianwithrow6813
    @killianwithrow6813 3 года назад +480

    The slipknot joke is the only joke that didn't make me wanna push my fingers into my eyes.. jesus.

  • @Iyashikei-t4u
    @Iyashikei-t4u 3 года назад +240

    Something tells me Bradley and 2SICH were very, very drunk.

    • @Sharvictus
      @Sharvictus 3 года назад +26

      They are both incredibly sweaty

    • @eclat4641
      @eclat4641 Год назад +3

      Im seeing them cool them selfs down .

    • @TheMCzorro
      @TheMCzorro 5 месяцев назад +2

      Was it, perhaps, a bunch of bottles of cool refreshing Heinekenᵀᴹ that gave it away?

  • @ricksterdrummer2170
    @ricksterdrummer2170 3 года назад +236

    I laughed my ass off during the whole thing, but then again… I’m a dad.

    • @spite_beeekilled3643
      @spite_beeekilled3643 3 года назад +3

      Imagine being a dad

    • @ricksterdrummer2170
      @ricksterdrummer2170 3 года назад +4

      @@spite_beeekilled3643 Being a dad, why would I imagine being a dad?

    • @spite_beeekilled3643
      @spite_beeekilled3643 3 года назад +3

      @@ricksterdrummer2170 no me you're already a dad

    • @ricksterdrummer2170
      @ricksterdrummer2170 3 года назад +1

      @@spite_beeekilled3643 oh.. haha

    • @spite_beeekilled3643
      @spite_beeekilled3643 3 года назад +1

      @@CyclesAreSingularities yee the other guy the no mustache guy i dont know if he a dad to making simple comments and getting likes

  • @mattewald9378
    @mattewald9378 2 года назад +14

    People: metal heads are just so scary
    Metals heads: “Elvis Parsley” Lmao

  • @Pokerface-tr1ds
    @Pokerface-tr1ds 2 года назад +20

    What's Kirk Hammett's favourite Pet? The ChiWahWah! :)

  • @panterarocks9326
    @panterarocks9326 3 года назад +269

    It’s funny because Nik doesn’t understand half of the jokes. And neither do I. That’s why it’s funny

  • @kellsinpdx
    @kellsinpdx 2 года назад +12

    More than half went over my head, but it was still a fun video. I'm gonna use that Mater of Puppies one. So adorable.

  • @Ecclesiastes11718
    @Ecclesiastes11718 3 года назад +15

    0:46 casually calls Greece "land of wankers" hahahah.Never before was i offended by something that is absolutely true

  • @theroadtripraven6694
    @theroadtripraven6694 3 года назад +36

    Me: "So, are they like, a thing?"
    3:11 - *hand on bicep*
    *Suspicion intensifies*

  • @MajaZaguan
    @MajaZaguan 3 года назад +27

    Mikael Akerfeldt is the singer/guitar player in "Opeth".

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz Год назад

      He also used to be in Bloodbath

  • @swmpwlkr
    @swmpwlkr 3 года назад +16

    This scene is so wholesome. I love all of them.

  • @ghostrunner713
    @ghostrunner713 3 года назад +37

    That Jim root joke was one of the best dad jokes i have ever heard.

  • @kentucky1519
    @kentucky1519 2 года назад +14

    The amount of effort it took for me to not punch a hole in the wall after the Michael Jackson one was unreal

  • @Mattis_FH
    @Mattis_FH 3 года назад +22

    Corey Tell-her and and Cream theater had me laughing. Ish.

  • @KickassMcfly
    @KickassMcfly 3 года назад +18

    "corey tell-her" really got me lol

  • @articwoo5261
    @articwoo5261 3 года назад +40

    Nik I’m not sad, just disappointed.

    • @NikNocturnalTwitchClips
      @NikNocturnalTwitchClips  3 года назад +19

      *make sure to hit that like button to show your disappointment* 🤣
      'Phrost

    • @articwoo5261
      @articwoo5261 3 года назад +5

      @@NikNocturnalTwitchClips Oh I have already done that since I was born “Nic”.

  • @luizcsf1
    @luizcsf1 Год назад +2

    Iron Made-in-china is may favourite pun ever, LOL!

  • @CallOfTheVoid06
    @CallOfTheVoid06 3 года назад +63

    I love this dad joke, "A woman rapper is always going into rap battles every time she has a menstruation, they say she has a "mean flow" "

  • @CheeseburgerLPs
    @CheeseburgerLPs 3 года назад +7

    What do you call Internet explorer on your desktop? Despised Icon

  • @scottyd0530
    @scottyd0530 3 года назад +10

    I'm not even gonna lie. That Tool joke literally pissed me off.

  • @cloudwalker2807
    @cloudwalker2807 3 года назад +4

    The one with Nun's and Hoses (before the punchline) reminded me of the Anime Fire Force.

  • @lordvlygar2963
    @lordvlygar2963 Год назад +5

    This is why it's best to make videos while sober.

  • @henryrichardson6882
    @henryrichardson6882 3 года назад +15

    After Slash’s first business didn’t pan out he moved onto his second business venture, a seasonal Valentine’s Day store
    Buns n Roses

  • @forsakethelight
    @forsakethelight 3 года назад +16

    I agree that the slipknot one was the best.

  • @andreipintea9333
    @andreipintea9333 3 года назад +13

    4:44 machine gun kelly...?

  • @roFloFlo
    @roFloFlo 3 года назад +8

    Love how she was already plastered in the very beginning of the vid

  • @widexawake_
    @widexawake_ 3 года назад +6

    And the Internet has it's meme power metal couple.

  • @a_makarov
    @a_makarov 3 года назад +54

    Nik's just trying to hide the fact that he's jealous about his new crush is hanging out with other guy

  • @rebeccamcguire2798
    @rebeccamcguire2798 2 года назад +9

    I can’t lie I love a bad dad joke 😂

  • @opticFPV
    @opticFPV 2 года назад

    The guy in the dad jokes video reminds me of Nat's What I Reckon lol

  • @GSRGaming115
    @GSRGaming115 3 года назад +3

    I dont know why but the slipknot one got me

  • @Metalmudo
    @Metalmudo Год назад

    7:42 i died... lmao that look 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LionheartSJZ
    @LionheartSJZ 3 года назад +14

    Corey, tell her was the best one for sure!

  • @rockyroad8272
    @rockyroad8272 2 года назад

    Nik afterwards “…so did I win?”

  • @TidusfromZanarkand
    @TidusfromZanarkand Год назад

    Oh shit, he is in malakaland!! I just noticed the Amstel beer, if you ever visit Greece, DO NOT BUY Amstel, it's the worst beer we produce

  • @4StringSickoSIXX
    @4StringSickoSIXX Год назад +1

    What did Shakespeare say to the actor that was about to fall??
    Slip, not

  • @stephenhiggins6215
    @stephenhiggins6215 3 года назад +3

    Better version of the slash joke: slash went to a mass baptism - it was nuns with hoses

  • @XACTIC_Valour
    @XACTIC_Valour 3 года назад +5

    I would like to see your reaction to the new asking Alexandria, I missed it on stream and the twitch clip has no audio at that point

  • @JoshRiffMonster
    @JoshRiffMonster 3 года назад +6

    Corey tell-her
    By the way, I thought 2sich had a hard Russian accent

  • @spooktoken
    @spooktoken Год назад

    I live in the parallel vegetable universe

  • @Walter-rj3gk
    @Walter-rj3gk 2 года назад +1

    i love A7X and i feel like that dad joke was a bit stretched

  • @grace5729
    @grace5729 Год назад +1

    BRO I THOUGUT SHE WAS GRETA THUMBERG FOR A SEC

  • @joaoaugustolandim
    @joaoaugustolandim 2 года назад +1

    I thought the worst Iron Maiden tribute band was Rusty Oldie.

  • @WarningSirensOfUpstateNY
    @WarningSirensOfUpstateNY 7 месяцев назад

    I’ve got a joke!
    What is a metalhead’s favorite place for a summer vacation?
    Down by the Lorna Shore! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @echo_themetalhead7525
    @echo_themetalhead7525 2 года назад +1

    Would of said cryin maiden 🤣

  • @anthonyallen8962
    @anthonyallen8962 2 года назад +1

    I wonder if Corey ever told her 🤔

  • @nathanielhickman9451
    @nathanielhickman9451 3 года назад

    The parallel veggie-verse wants to know if you think they're a joke...I can leave their phone #.

  • @lefloeck
    @lefloeck 2 года назад +9

    Unassociated fun fact: Michael Jackson could play Guitar and also Drums.

  • @ScopedNightmare
    @ScopedNightmare 2 года назад

    would have been better if it was just a regular fire brigade and called it "Rungs and Hoses"

  • @danilico
    @danilico 2 года назад +1

    Better: what did angus young say when he got back to jamaica? BACK IN BLACK

  • @Disturbedmelloow
    @Disturbedmelloow 2 года назад

    I was think a hee-heetar for guitar

  • @HarptoHeart69
    @HarptoHeart69 3 года назад +42

    2SICH's voice is incredible. Just saying...🤷‍♂️

  • @Colin-ch6zh
    @Colin-ch6zh 2 года назад

    michael jackson's guitar is a teeheelicaster

  • @Dani-ry7hj
    @Dani-ry7hj 3 года назад +1

    8:02

  • @Alex-pk1iy
    @Alex-pk1iy Год назад +1

    Brent Hides😂

  • @kristianbradfield1390
    @kristianbradfield1390 2 года назад +3

    That was a lot of fun. I was laughing at their reactions too🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @remydirt3158
    @remydirt3158 2 года назад

    So when's master of puppies release

  • @kevinsarajlic6268
    @kevinsarajlic6268 3 года назад +9

    Nice

  • @eclat4641
    @eclat4641 Год назад

    10:05 😂

  • @hooptylife
    @hooptylife 3 года назад

    New band name parallel vegetable universe

  • @KirbzieOfficial
    @KirbzieOfficial 3 года назад

    4:46 me saying MGK

  • @smievil
    @smievil 2 года назад

    day jokes of the dad

  • @garrywhite13371337
    @garrywhite13371337 3 года назад +7

    Dude i could listen to her tell jokes all day🖤

  • @attrition71
    @attrition71 3 года назад +10

    Even though his reactions are pretty forced Ill still watch for some reason

    • @omgvague
      @omgvague 3 года назад +2

      I'd say exaggerated more than anything. There are definitely forced reaction channels out there though.

  • @bludasferd9881
    @bludasferd9881 2 года назад

    you can tell what they did before shooting the video.. 🤭

  • @eclat4641
    @eclat4641 Год назад

    There are other jokes that are super long

  • @MetalHeadViking
    @MetalHeadViking 2 года назад

    The Maiden China one, was so stupid. But I did laugh.

  • @mato8494
    @mato8494 3 года назад +3

    Is 2sich from greece or russia ?

    • @Tiqtaqto42
      @Tiqtaqto42 3 года назад +1

      Russia, fairly sure

    • @MrArthur4798
      @MrArthur4798 3 года назад

      @@Tiqtaqto42 She lives in Russia?

    • @skizr4200
      @skizr4200 3 года назад

      That was Finlands flag 🇫🇮

    • @alistairclifton1286
      @alistairclifton1286 3 года назад +8

      @@skizr4200 Dude, that was Greece.

    • @skizr4200
      @skizr4200 3 года назад

      @@alistairclifton1286 I stand corrected. Didn't remember the lines when I made the comment

  • @Gluonite
    @Gluonite 3 года назад +2

    iron made in china was the best..

  • @leebarker1355
    @leebarker1355 2 года назад

    Fuck me. We are all doomed. Funny in a not funny way. Hats off guys, the world is to serious to begin with, keep it up 👍👍👍👍🤟🤟🤟🤟

  • @ondrejlukas326
    @ondrejlukas326 3 года назад

    Iron made-in china

  • @goner.9989
    @goner.9989 3 года назад +5

    ship.

  • @Omertahun
    @Omertahun 3 года назад +1

    2Sich and Brad are married now or what?

  • @Colin-ch6zh
    @Colin-ch6zh 2 года назад

    SEEEEYALAYERRRRRR

  • @TheRealBrotherGrimmy
    @TheRealBrotherGrimmy 3 года назад +5

    Wait nik wtf? Do you not know who opeth are? And why? Check out some of their early shit. It's really good
    Watching this high was a bad idea XD all these jokes are killing me

  • @mi3rz445
    @mi3rz445 3 года назад +1

    Funny

  • @eclat4641
    @eclat4641 Год назад

    😂😂

  • @convowill5590
    @convowill5590 2 года назад

    she is wifey though

  • @nOT_sURE08
    @nOT_sURE08 3 года назад +4

    I find her strangely attractive.

    • @TheKnaeckebrot
      @TheKnaeckebrot 3 года назад +1

      nothing strange about that, we all do :D

    • @Omertahun
      @Omertahun 3 года назад

      Its only strange if your standards are from the UK or US

    • @Aric_EPU
      @Aric_EPU 2 года назад

      @@Omertahun I mean I’m from the U.S., I don’t get the standards thing, she seems fine?

    • @Omertahun
      @Omertahun 2 года назад +1

      @@Aric_EPU just put it mildly, UK/US has an idea of beauty, which can compared to, as we Hungarians say, a monkey from the bazaar, at the moment. Just visit a festival in these countries, and see the absolutely awful things what women do to their face, hair, clothing, its just horrifying

    • @Aric_EPU
      @Aric_EPU 2 года назад +1

      @@Omertahun Well I['m confused. Are you saying the US/UK has a horrible taste or that other countries have bad taste?
      Again, I'm American and I think she is beautiful, but that's really all just subjective.

  • @tellygreen7754
    @tellygreen7754 2 года назад

    cringe asf

  • @binarytrash
    @binarytrash 2 года назад

    I never saw that malaka land coming and I lost it since I’m from malaka land where we do actually sweat a lot like he said 🥲