Final Fantasy VII Remake Angry Review

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  • Опубликовано: 27 апр 2020
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    AngryTifaJoe Reviews the Remake & Update to one of the most legendary games of all time, Final Fantasy 7! Does this update do justice to the series and its characters? Find out!
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @akmal94ibrahim
    @akmal94ibrahim 4 года назад +1676

    "Are we the bad guys?"
    "No, Tifa's on our side. She's hot."
    Lol, can't argue with that moral objectivity there.

    • @rudra7615
      @rudra7615 4 года назад +11

      The truth!!

    • @chinaman1
      @chinaman1 4 года назад +47

      Tifa's your moral teflon.

    • @duumek201
      @duumek201 4 года назад +7

      Simp!

    • @chongheng3541
      @chongheng3541 4 года назад +9

      That’s basically how I do my morality now

    • @Rakshiir
      @Rakshiir 4 года назад +28

      The game actually tells you why they do it. It is kind of a grey area though, thats for sure.
      Its all for the greater good (Hi Hot Fuzz) in the end - who would argue with Tifa's great goods?

  • @8523wsxc
    @8523wsxc 4 года назад +1536

    "Yes Officer, I'd like to report there are three heavily-armed grown men molesting a bench in the local park."

    • @ruben_santos
      @ruben_santos 4 года назад +77

      and did they disinfected that bench?!!! 😷

    • @999jay999
      @999jay999 4 года назад +27

      Plus three makes a crowd, Lock Down !..... >

    • @totalishnc
      @totalishnc 4 года назад +8

      I just spit out my water, thanks

    • @troypowers750
      @troypowers750 4 года назад +3

      And no masks

    • @aaronmitchell2281
      @aaronmitchell2281 4 года назад +32

      Local Police Commissioner: "Those Vargas boys are at it again,"

  • @jantimatter60
    @jantimatter60 4 года назад +329

    "not just a literal remake"
    Sephiroth is remaking the timeline.

    • @preferredpronoun2614
      @preferredpronoun2614 3 месяца назад +2

      Because that's what was asked for....

    • @scottnewman1300
      @scottnewman1300 2 месяца назад +3

      @@preferredpronoun2614seems like we could be getting both things at once.
      I for one and happy it’s not the exact same thing.

    • @preferredpronoun2614
      @preferredpronoun2614 2 месяца назад

      @@scottnewman1300 they're mutually exclusive. As for it not being the same thing, I've played hundreds of games since 97 and will continue to do so. What I can't do is have a faithful remake of the original game. Now you have a kudzu plot, padding, dlc infested mess that has no idea what it wants to be. Not even the writers care enough to answer the idiotic questions they raise with the new additions.

    • @hinasakukimi
      @hinasakukimi Месяц назад +1

      @@preferredpronoun2614 i don't agree it's a kudzu plot. i'm new to the series and i'm understanding it fairly well.

  • @williansnobre
    @williansnobre 3 года назад +228

    Team Tifa, but this game is one of those games where most characters are hot and charismatic.

    • @yannispirou101
      @yannispirou101 3 года назад +3

      True

    • @nicholascassar4520
      @nicholascassar4520 3 года назад +8

      hey i've never played the original does tifa get better in part 2 because she is imo the most boring character in the remake compared to every other character

    • @djbubblegum9975
      @djbubblegum9975 3 года назад +4

      @@nicholascassar4520 she becomes one of the best characters in the game

    • @nicholascassar4520
      @nicholascassar4520 3 года назад +5

      @@djbubblegum9975 i hope so for me definitely wont beat aerith and barret but i hope she will at least become a part of my top 5 i like every character in this game even tifa it's just she was just there for me thats all

    • @zueszues9715
      @zueszues9715 3 года назад +2

      Tifa is someone who act like real person who really care you in real life bro
      Another girl sure she fun becuase
      She Toying you ,my bro

  • @TheAlienGangster
    @TheAlienGangster 4 года назад +3248

    This cannot be unseen. I just saw three grown men with fake breasts and wigs in a game review. Never change.

    • @eramurez8548
      @eramurez8548 4 года назад +52

      Havnt watched yet. I thought it was photoshop..... oh god

    • @Brian2
      @Brian2 4 года назад +48

      So damn creepy but funny as hell at the same time.

    • @WarriorofWater1
      @WarriorofWater1 4 года назад +96

      Not all fake breasts. AJs are all natural.

    • @Penrose517
      @Penrose517 4 года назад +21

      Meh, personally wish they cut back on the skits and costumes and just revert to Joe by himself talking about the game straight and simple with the occasional Corporate Commando scene like the good old days.

    • @HammerHawkPRO
      @HammerHawkPRO 4 года назад +75

      Not my proudest fap.

  • @holitinne
    @holitinne 4 года назад +915

    Barret: “So Cloud, how come you ain’t interested in Tifa?”
    Cloud: *recalls dream of 3 grown men dressed as Tifa, one of them was Wedge with the two having a beard* “It’s complicated.”

  • @pboytrif1
    @pboytrif1 3 года назад +326

    When you compare THIS running on PS4 vs Cyberpunk 2077. Mind blowing

    • @j.h8633
      @j.h8633 3 года назад +2

      Yup

    • @matternicuss
      @matternicuss 3 года назад +26

      Not too surprising when you consider that practically every map in FF7 Remake is a narrow corridor.

    • @nabeelchutkae6194
      @nabeelchutkae6194 3 года назад +28

      @@matternicuss doesn’t matter, it works doesn’t it? Lol

    • @matternicuss
      @matternicuss 3 года назад +4

      @@nabeelchutkae6194 it just works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @RicePho
      @RicePho 3 года назад +15

      This logic is bad. You're comparing a open world with many animation and movement to a game that is corridors.If both is an open world then fair game but it isn't.

  • @remnantryku7112
    @remnantryku7112 3 года назад +53

    So, this is what Joe looks like when he's played a game he loves.
    That's about right for all of us.

  • @ACGreviews
    @ACGreviews 4 года назад +2243

    The starting of this is haunting. There is is no amount of bleach or wizards that can remove that memory. Bravo folks. Excellent job.

    • @symbuhh7651
      @symbuhh7651 4 года назад +71

      I watch your reviews just as religiously as Joe. Keep up the good work!

    • @mh19926
      @mh19926 4 года назад +38

      @@Jay-gr4lt hes joking mate, chill.

    • @MRSketch09
      @MRSketch09 4 года назад +26

      NO KIDDING RIGHT!? My brain probably gulped that shit up, for nightmare fuel.
      My brain will probably hit me up at 5am in the morning "Remember when joe cosplayed as ugly tifa, no? let me remind you!"

    • @richardvye9958
      @richardvye9958 4 года назад +2

      @@mh19926 so is light, sis. Heat up!

    • @diiii_mond
      @diiii_mond 4 года назад

      Light It can be sometimes. Lol

  • @frostb1041
    @frostb1041 4 года назад +587

    When you order a Tifa figure online
    The ad : Square Enix Tifa
    When it arrives : Joe Tifa

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 4 года назад +2

      🤣👌

    • @skurai2503
      @skurai2503 4 года назад +6

      I mean , I won't complain...

    • @Ryder7655
      @Ryder7655 4 года назад +2

      @@skurai2503 ehem...Pardon me, I'm...Going to my room...

    • @frostb1041
      @frostb1041 4 года назад

      @Help Me no! Innocent waifu must protect!

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 года назад +1

      Now to wait for the Joe Tifa PVC statue.

  • @xenogears5177
    @xenogears5177 3 года назад +41

    11:20 "Wait until he clocks out, I'm gonna clock him".. very underrated line. I almost spit my drink everywhere.

  • @sniffingporcupines6723
    @sniffingporcupines6723 4 года назад +98

    "Tetsuya Komura" - Joe, 2020.

  • @joshuakolton9955
    @joshuakolton9955 4 года назад +1753

    Everyone is talking about the Tifa cosplays, but who else is disturbed by Joe without his spiky hair???

  • @sxmchn
    @sxmchn 4 года назад +555

    Angry Joe's neighbors spotting them in the park be like: "Aaaaah shit. Here we go again."

  • @ArrowValley
    @ArrowValley 4 года назад +85

    Other Joe has no beard making him the best Tifa by default.

    • @vctoothpick1455
      @vctoothpick1455 3 года назад +1

      Joe has the best figure though, other Joe is too muscular

  • @Bee-zr5pb
    @Bee-zr5pb 3 года назад +86

    The combo of skill based action and turn based combat has me wanting to play this forever.
    I love the boss fights so much!

  • @connorshelton3724
    @connorshelton3724 4 года назад +595

    Joe said “look at that lamp” and I instinctively responded with “that look good!”

    • @chirag2519
      @chirag2519 4 года назад +5

      I did the same! Haha.

    • @rocksteady702
      @rocksteady702 4 года назад +1

      Watch his AC Syndicate lol.

    • @Kairax
      @Kairax 4 года назад +8

      "Look at that door texture!" - "DAT LOOK GOOD!"

    • @toastydanny9136
      @toastydanny9136 4 года назад

      That joke is very overplayed at this point.

    • @ryanodoherty4090
      @ryanodoherty4090 4 года назад

      Your not alone 🤣

  • @Breakingchainz
    @Breakingchainz 4 года назад +230

    Therapist: Tifa Joe cant hurt you anymore she's not real
    Tifa Joe: What if there were 3!!!

  • @willcoote9951
    @willcoote9951 3 года назад +70

    My mother has been a big fan of Final Fantasy 7 since it first came out on 1997 and she loved playing Cloud Strife she’s obsessed with Cloud and she’s been waiting for this remake for 5 years and I have played and it’s an absolute Masterpiece.

    • @xiholliday
      @xiholliday 2 года назад +6

      Your mother must have really enjoyed watching you play this

    • @d8l835
      @d8l835 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@phantomxero1x447 And tastes great

  • @tyejaedon8307
    @tyejaedon8307 3 года назад +39

    Pov: ps plus march 2021 brought u here

    • @defaulttvofficial
      @defaulttvofficial 3 года назад +2

      True, until then I had no interest in buying a final fantasy game or even picking up the 7 remake. But the fact that it was a 2020 game that's still basically brand new made me want to give it a try and today I first started playing and my mind has been blown by how amazing the game is. But idk if I should pick up the dlc or expansion bc i got the game free with plus and if I ever cancel it then there goes my access to ff7 remake

    • @duilio2656
      @duilio2656 3 года назад

      @@defaulttvofficial how’s it been so far for you? Personally I’ve been addicted to it. I’ve even bought other final fantasy games and playing some in pc with emulators.

    • @zachlewis8465
      @zachlewis8465 3 года назад

      Lmao this brought me to want to buy it, and it's free right now. how lucky huh 😅

  • @Jose-se9pu
    @Jose-se9pu 4 года назад +1066

    "come on, Other Joe doesnt look anything like Wedge"
    *Other Joe cosplaying Wedge appears*
    "...its him"

    • @mosesp5908
      @mosesp5908 3 года назад +1

      It's a EA rendition... u know.... they make 4billion dollars but cant properly graph others Joe's face to wedge.... 20$ Other joe Skin, buy now

  • @marsfromafar1176
    @marsfromafar1176 4 года назад +780

    How to make people join your eco-terrorist group?
    "We got Tifa!"

    • @CrazeeAdam
      @CrazeeAdam 4 года назад +53

      We got cute girls! Jessie and Tifa ;) join and you can hang with them

    • @luckykennedy7364
      @luckykennedy7364 4 года назад +6

      Sold

    • @blond_slut
      @blond_slut 4 года назад +5

      Looking this comment and all i can think how can you fap to underage girls in games its insane lol weebs are realy weird

    • @gadrielvanorion9872
      @gadrielvanorion9872 4 года назад +1

      gotta be honest, im not in it for tifa

    • @tylerschilling2926
      @tylerschilling2926 4 года назад +5

      sorry Aerith is the only one for me

  • @OneBoredCatbug
    @OneBoredCatbug 4 года назад +47

    I love the references to the PS1 version with those background jpegs.

  • @Christian988.
    @Christian988. 4 года назад +112

    I've played Final Fantasy VII remake and The Last of Us II and I can say without a doubt Final Fantasy 7 remake totally worth the money and if you could only buy one or the other I would definitely recommend ff7 remake over Last of Us 2

    • @irtazaslife3585
      @irtazaslife3585 3 года назад +6

      Thanks for your opinion!!

    • @indijanac4062
      @indijanac4062 3 года назад +21

      if only i saw your comment before i bought piece of shit II...

    • @Christian988.
      @Christian988. 3 года назад +5

      @@irtazaslife3585 thank you for appreciating in my opinion.

    • @Christian988.
      @Christian988. 3 года назад

      @@indijanac4062 yeah if only oh well depending on when you bought the game you might be able to return it

    • @rafterman5072
      @rafterman5072 3 года назад +4

      I actually liked TLOU2 better. Since you liked FF7 better I guess I may have to change my opinion then.

  • @EzFlyers10
    @EzFlyers10 4 года назад +791

    The terrorists scene is absolute gold. "What's the problem?" And "nah, we're not bad. We have tifa!"

    • @efranek
      @efranek 3 года назад +16

      Insert malcolm in the middle meme: ''Wow i can't find a flaw in his logic''.jpg

    • @rizkyarieframadhan4893
      @rizkyarieframadhan4893 3 года назад +7

      11:38 and 13.19 I told you they didn't care about planet (throwing plastic garbage on the ground)

    • @kingthe13
      @kingthe13 3 года назад +13

      also lets not forget it only blew up like that because of shinra the explosion only destroyed the main system it was shinra who then Michael bayed it

    • @DrRAZI99
      @DrRAZI99 3 года назад

      cringe

    • @stevejones8550
      @stevejones8550 Год назад

      Very random question.... What's the combat like? Is it completely turn based? Sry I asked here because I figured there was a better chance I'd get a reply since you guys get notifications.

  • @andres201292
    @andres201292 4 года назад +162

    - I love Tifa, she is one of my favorite characters from FF7 ^^
    - *AngryJoe* : *thumbnail*
    - *MY EYES!!!!*

  • @paguyubangaming3913
    @paguyubangaming3913 4 года назад +106

    This review is god damn hilarious, I can't stop laughing

  • @shawnpatterson2230
    @shawnpatterson2230 4 года назад +76

    Damn Joe, you felt emotions on this one, wait till the "scene" happens.

    • @W-xx-Dy
      @W-xx-Dy 4 года назад +2

      Music ensues *straight into boss fight*

    • @Operation_Bagel
      @Operation_Bagel 4 года назад +3

      Well remember there’s a chance it won’t happen now

    • @shawnpatterson2230
      @shawnpatterson2230 4 года назад +2

      @@Operation_Bagel I disagree. No concrete evidence that it won't.

    • @jaatown23
      @jaatown23 3 года назад

      Shawn Patterson no evidence it will.

    • @shawnpatterson2230
      @shawnpatterson2230 3 года назад +2

      @@jaatown23 Lots of news about it in production. No evidence it won't either.

  • @Tichondrius1
    @Tichondrius1 4 года назад +1171

    Oh man, the corona isolation has finally reached Angry Joe's haircut.

    • @moltari
      @moltari 4 года назад +1

      Unless they all live in the same house he's not isolating

    • @Bawks_FEET
      @Bawks_FEET 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @wardogbobby2789
      @wardogbobby2789 4 года назад +3

      @@moltari i think they do. Or at least 2 of them do. I know del probably doesn't but he hasn't appeared around them in awhile. I think oj and alex might live with AJ but idk

    • @malikharrell2488
      @malikharrell2488 4 года назад

      Lol, Ikr? Love your pfp btw. Looks badass dude.

    • @AbdulB
      @AbdulB 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @VerminGames
    @VerminGames 4 года назад +397

    Joe with that hair looks like he's about done with 2020 lol

    • @NRLR89
      @NRLR89 4 года назад +12

      VerminGames aren’t we all.

    • @maxelling2739
      @maxelling2739 4 года назад +1

      Who isn’t

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 4 года назад

      Tell me about it. He looks he's tryna cosplay as cloud with that hairstyle. All he needs to dye it yellow, shave the beard and get a huge Buster sword. He'll look just like Cloud

    • @David-mu8pg
      @David-mu8pg 4 года назад

      Lmao!!! Legit bro!

    • @hehitmeinthekneegur1551
      @hehitmeinthekneegur1551 4 года назад

      @@hewhobattles8869 yea, he would look like a cloud who would have let himself go. Needs to hit a gym after this all blows over.

  • @ZarkAttack
    @ZarkAttack Год назад +3

    I genuinely don't know how anyone who hasn't played the original game can remotely follow what the hell happened in the final hours of remake. The remake was a way for a whole new generation of people to experience the story of FF7, and they are probably assuming that this IS that story. It isn't.
    Sephiroth is the final boss of Midgar? When we haven't been given a single bit of explanation who he is? That must've been great for newcomers. Oh, and he is aware of the events of the original game? Who is this game made for?

  • @austins.2495
    @austins.2495 3 года назад +178

    I've never watched Angry Joe, but this is actually great content

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 3 года назад +19

      He has some bad takes once in a while, but usually his reviews are good and genuine. As well as entertaining. Especially if games are bad lol

    • @PomadaGaming
      @PomadaGaming 3 года назад

      Hell yeah

    • @npcimknot958
      @npcimknot958 2 года назад

      His reviews are really good lol

    • @BigBoss549
      @BigBoss549 2 года назад +1

      @@Walamonga1313 bad takes?

    • @langfordjeremy100
      @langfordjeremy100 2 года назад +2

      It's cause he's not payed off like IGN.

  • @Nevin82
    @Nevin82 4 года назад +481

    Joes got that “I let my girl cut my hair” look

    • @t84t748748t6
      @t84t748748t6 4 года назад +12

      if it gets a bit longer joe can go for a anime hair style

    • @ge2719
      @ge2719 4 года назад +2

      oh god, when it cut to him with his hair down i nearly spat my drink evevrywhere.

    • @npc5649
      @npc5649 4 года назад

      There is alot of that going on latly

    • @amatziab
      @amatziab 4 года назад +4

      "i let my mom cut my hair" would be more accurate

    • @HighLanderPonyYT
      @HighLanderPonyYT 4 года назад

      @@amatziab My mom cuts hair like a pro.

  • @mikuluver7
    @mikuluver7 4 года назад +601

    Fun fact: It's rumored that Rude carries up to eight spare pairs of sunglasses.

    • @demizson576
      @demizson576 4 года назад +20

      Soo… his boss fight has eight stages?

    • @BionicleGio22210
      @BionicleGio22210 4 года назад +18

      He took tips from Johnny Cage

    • @robertdunham6028
      @robertdunham6028 4 года назад +17

      That's a trick question its 9, Reno carries an extra pair in his sleeves

    • @nyxurich8959
      @nyxurich8959 4 года назад +2

      He did in the original to

    • @revi6482
      @revi6482 3 года назад +4

      Loved it when in the movie his glasses broke and he was like: Let me just put on my extra pair.

  • @joeparagon
    @joeparagon 3 года назад +36

    I wish the summon mechanic was something I could choose in every battle, rather than it being a quasi-scripted mechanic.

    • @tevb8834
      @tevb8834 3 года назад +4

      Would be way too op, plus it wouldn’t make the fights with summons special

    • @notslucis9977
      @notslucis9977 2 года назад

      Maybe they fix it on the second games! 🤔

  • @sakuradaidouji6526
    @sakuradaidouji6526 4 года назад +5

    now that i have finished the game myself (kinda dragged my feet) time to enjoy some reviews!
    also, while every other channel that used an 8-bit music intro has updated their theme to be more modern, you sir have done the smart thing, and kept it the same this entire time... i love it.

  • @t-800butfriendly5
    @t-800butfriendly5 4 года назад +437

    When Alex came in the frame , i lost my shit, Tifanator right there.

  • @Bmacthesage
    @Bmacthesage 4 года назад +455

    personally, my vote is on the Tifa that doesn't have a beard lmao.

    • @kcx-kx8qd
      @kcx-kx8qd 4 года назад +2

      Bingo lol I like my Tifa without beards too lol!

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 4 года назад +6

      That, and OJ is always the one cross-dressing.

    • @aysaqchaudhry6054
      @aysaqchaudhry6054 4 года назад +3

      Idk dude beard Tifa is a pretty close tie.

    • @VectormanRxQueen
      @VectormanRxQueen 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @123LORDOFHELL
      @123LORDOFHELL 4 года назад +1

      You're meaning to tell me... that this entire time... Tifa DIDN'T have a beard?

  • @sulaimanmans287
    @sulaimanmans287 2 года назад

    Guys, where can I see the their full playthrough ? Can’t seem to find it on twitch or his other channel

  • @vigi1antvort3x41
    @vigi1antvort3x41 3 года назад +35

    The movie already showed us what the game could look like as a game.

    • @worawatsr9803
      @worawatsr9803 3 года назад +1

      What movie?

    • @vigi1antvort3x41
      @vigi1antvort3x41 3 года назад +5

      @@worawatsr9803 Final Fantasy Advent Children

    • @worawatsr9803
      @worawatsr9803 3 года назад +11

      Vigi1antVort3x The game looks better than Advent Children movie.

    • @vigi1antvort3x41
      @vigi1antvort3x41 3 года назад +7

      @@worawatsr9803 At the time, the movie's graphics was able to be utilized only in cutscenes where after a decade it's now playable as a game. So no shit.

    • @fraenznoa5508
      @fraenznoa5508 3 года назад +2

      @@vigi1antvort3x41 and the Cutscenes in Remake is so good

  • @punishedghost4970
    @punishedghost4970 4 года назад +233

    Kid at the park: Mommy, who are those men?
    Parent: Oh no not again.

    • @writer_man5318
      @writer_man5318 4 года назад +11

      Me watching from the window: "What are you doing?! STAY THE FUCK HOME!"

    • @Pyro71666
      @Pyro71666 4 года назад +9

      Right lmao! I feel like their neighborhood is used to it by now

  • @oopopp
    @oopopp 4 года назад +548

    "Play it even if you're NOT into RPGs!!" --- Angry Joe
    Basically what EVERYBODY said in 1997 too... lol...

    • @tylerjames8627
      @tylerjames8627 4 года назад +30

      i work with a guy who doesnt like rpg's, but FF7 is one of his favorite games ever

    • @heavydonkeykong5190
      @heavydonkeykong5190 4 года назад +2

      Lol, I played Dragon Quest XI S even tho I haven't played a lot of jrpgs. This game had me super excited too.

    • @RooTATooT
      @RooTATooT 4 года назад +1

      I’m playing the original ff7 right now and love it only rpgs I’ve played were Pokémon

    • @ellibre5831
      @ellibre5831 4 года назад +1

      That and kingdom hearts. Was hooked instantly

    • @ArtofLunatik
      @ArtofLunatik 4 года назад

      Was my first jrpg. But i didnt plag it 97. I played it in 99

  • @BadrYousef64
    @BadrYousef64 4 года назад +16

    Holy shit other Joe is really Wedge 🤣🤣🤣

  • @connorstace
    @connorstace 2 месяца назад +4

    We demand rebirth review! It's utterly fantastic, hope y'all get time to review it!

    • @kaneo1ja
      @kaneo1ja 2 месяца назад

      Not happening

    • @TheMemeXp1
      @TheMemeXp1 2 месяца назад

      ​@@kaneo1jay?

    • @kaneo1ja
      @kaneo1ja 2 месяца назад

      @@TheMemeXp1 because he's late to the party and the game is too long

    • @kratos.8151
      @kratos.8151 2 месяца назад

      @@kaneo1ja Did he say that?

  • @smelllikeaweebsspirit6675
    @smelllikeaweebsspirit6675 4 года назад +753

    "Sorry to keep you thirsty boys waiting."
    -Jessie, 2020

  • @Pete-vz5uj
    @Pete-vz5uj 4 года назад +227

    The intro looks like a "modern" WWE team/characters.

    • @IKIGAIofficial
      @IKIGAIofficial 4 года назад +4

      ACCURATE

    • @silvercrypto4284
      @silvercrypto4284 4 года назад +1

      Wow

    • @RebSike
      @RebSike 4 года назад

      I was thinking that Alex with the hair in his face looked like Undertaker in drag

    • @Pete-vz5uj
      @Pete-vz5uj 4 года назад

      The Angry Hoes

  • @joseaguirre4642
    @joseaguirre4642 3 года назад +5

    My first Final Fantasy was 7 and to play the remake i fell in love all over again. Just wait until you played the original with everything it has to offer and hope that the next remake will include more of what makes Final Fantasy 7 so great

  • @eatmyshorts2024
    @eatmyshorts2024 4 года назад +16

    I like his reaction to this game. Lol damn Joe this is bringing back alot of memories, I'm glad you got the experience

  • @bayrocktoolong
    @bayrocktoolong 4 года назад +226

    "I told you he didn't care about the planet" - tosses candy wrappers on the floor xD

  • @thecompanioncube4211
    @thecompanioncube4211 4 года назад +398

    I see other Joe has cut Angry Joe's hair in this trying times

    • @Shadowfire204
      @Shadowfire204 4 года назад +2

      Lol I didn't even notice until about 5 minutes in when I read this

    • @FluffyBunny9002
      @FluffyBunny9002 4 года назад

      @brandon roberts Honestly I cut my own hair better with a pair of clippers with a 6-8 guard better than my barber does with scissors, so...I might not go back. Lol

  • @angelthefirst1971
    @angelthefirst1971 4 года назад +7

    1:20 angel: [the world] bring time to a halt, now Joe don't show that cosplay of Tiffany Lockhart in front of my face again or I will trap you with in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Eyes Of Heaven and all you had to do is review your way out and give it a positive score or I'll trap you was in every single video game for all eternity

  • @Ristofec
    @Ristofec Год назад +4

    It makes me so happy to see newcomers falling in love with the FF7 world like I have since ‘97 lol

  • @justinchan4203
    @justinchan4203 4 года назад +372

    I love that Alex has been corrupted and is now playing along with the Joe boys.

    • @KJ-je9pm
      @KJ-je9pm 4 года назад +5

      lol true

    • @PerfectSuperSaiyan
      @PerfectSuperSaiyan 4 года назад +25

      Reminds me of ed eddy eddy lol

    • @BuckeyeCory
      @BuckeyeCory 4 года назад

      The Joe Daddy’s lol

    • @E-0921
      @E-0921 4 года назад +8

      Jesus, alex is fucking huge too lol

    • @hersh511
      @hersh511 4 года назад +4

      PerfectSuperSaiyan its ed edd* and eddy

  • @bryn6844
    @bryn6844 4 года назад +473

    I am watching this in my car in front of my local game store deciding if I should buy this game cuz I’m on a tight budget
    Update: I bought it

    • @seethlaemmert5175
      @seethlaemmert5175 4 года назад +27

      How the hell are they open right now?

    • @singaporeghostclub
      @singaporeghostclub 4 года назад +12

      Wise choice.

    • @bryn6844
      @bryn6844 4 года назад +13

      Seeth Laemmert shops are allowed to be open from morning to noon starting today

    • @randomcallum
      @randomcallum 4 года назад +13

      not everyone lives in Europe/America ....

    • @seethlaemmert5175
      @seethlaemmert5175 4 года назад +8

      @@randomcallum I thought that after I posted, but said to myself, "fuck it, they know what I mean"

  • @hootle4641
    @hootle4641 3 года назад +28

    I'm happy they moved away from edge Cloud and went back to dork Cloud
    Also love the attention to detail in this game. Like Rude won't throw Tifa cause he has a crush on her. It shows so much love and dedication to the original, even with the slight changes making it not a true remake, it is a great example of what a remake should be.

    • @emeryltekutsu4357
      @emeryltekutsu4357 3 года назад +2

      Don't forget his hand 'slipping' in the helicopter.

    • @joshwaterman5526
      @joshwaterman5526 3 года назад +1

      You think cloud is a dork in this?

    • @Nirwanda001
      @Nirwanda001 3 года назад

      @@joshwaterman5526 as he should be

  • @dragonknight8020
    @dragonknight8020 2 года назад +6

    He and I had a similar experience. Heard about final fantasy (though I never played them), started with the remake, then bought the original. ABSOLUTELY LOVE BOTH BY THE WAY!

  • @floppyparrot2847
    @floppyparrot2847 4 года назад +364

    “Joe those are clearly fake, mine are all natural” 😂😂 this parody is like women in real life

    • @TotallySearch
      @TotallySearch 4 года назад +19

      Joe should start a onlyfans

    • @haridojamaru829
      @haridojamaru829 4 года назад

      Floppyparrot28 would have been nice if all three were wearing different tifa outfit like the original, Advent children and the remake

  • @paolomendoza4340
    @paolomendoza4340 4 года назад +282

    Imagine taking a short walk in quarantine and just seeing 3 dudes in cosplay making out with a bench with no context

    • @drunktomcruise8224
      @drunktomcruise8224 4 года назад +10

      All in front of a camera

    • @realVvD
      @realVvD 4 года назад +3

      I would see the neighbors face :D

    • @holy8782
      @holy8782 4 года назад +4

      @J U Or anywhere in Florida for that matter.

  • @shazam2022
    @shazam2022 6 месяцев назад +1

    I have just started playing this it’s seem like this might be really fun and I should look out for benches and did you play the dlc angryjoe

  • @xzenox7156
    @xzenox7156 4 года назад +80

    I'm definitely team Aerith... she's so damn cute!!!

    • @TheMagnetShow
      @TheMagnetShow 3 года назад +2

      Aerith is for Zack -_-

    • @nadiaw6218
      @nadiaw6218 3 года назад

      I see you're also a person of taste

    • @dezellaw276
      @dezellaw276 3 года назад

      Sephiroth will deny that ship

  • @Abitofeverything4
    @Abitofeverything4 4 года назад +255

    Seeing Alex, Joe and Other Joe all lined up next to one another reminds me of one of those wooden Russian babushka dolls of decreasing size placed one inside another :’)

    • @Mrkubikx
      @Mrkubikx 4 года назад +6

      You mean Matrioszka

    • @thewitcherwiggle9816
      @thewitcherwiggle9816 4 года назад +3

      BennyJ Ah, the good ol’ Babushka doll.

    • @Abitofeverything4
      @Abitofeverything4 4 года назад +2

      PerunPerunowy Babushka* I’m actually half Russian, I just thought the general public would scratch their heads if I included the actual real name of it haha

    • @samusx2175
      @samusx2175 4 года назад

      Matryoshka Doll. Also known as a Russian Nesting Doll.

    • @joju5849
      @joju5849 4 года назад

      More like Squirtle, Wortortle, and Blastoise

  • @kayranm3755
    @kayranm3755 4 года назад +99

    Joe's quarantine hair is starting to look like Cloud's hair

    • @solid5502
      @solid5502 4 года назад +4

      More like Noctis since his hair is dark.

  • @vincentsimbol7251
    @vincentsimbol7251 4 года назад +7

    Damn, they played the game in Japanese. Respect. He had Fira around the Roche area too, what a true grinder.

    • @macy.r8
      @macy.r8 3 года назад +1

      If you don’t have Fira yet by then, you need to use MP more 😅 (or maybe I grind too much too??? Lol)

  • @ccfreakMetal
    @ccfreakMetal 8 месяцев назад +1

    When recording the bench skit, I can only imagine what goes through the neighouring residents minds.
    "Um, some larp people are humping the bench out there😦"

  • @jamiefletcher3186
    @jamiefletcher3186 4 года назад +252

    Alex: “I had dibs for 20 years!” 😂😂

  • @MisterSmith00
    @MisterSmith00 4 года назад +207

    Damn...Joe got that raw, undiluted injection of FF7.
    There's something truly entertaining watching somebody enjoy the magic of a game for the first time.

    • @matheuscruz8574
      @matheuscruz8574 4 года назад +7

      And it's not even the full story.

    • @Toy_Reclaimer
      @Toy_Reclaimer 4 года назад +1

      I'm going to be playing for the first time soon as well. This looks good.

    • @MisterSmith00
      @MisterSmith00 4 года назад +1

      @@Toy_Reclaimer Enjoy! It really is something special.

    • @PAINNN666
      @PAINNN666 4 года назад

      there is no magic in remake.

    • @holitinne
      @holitinne 4 года назад +1

      PAINNN666 there is! The materia is there.

  • @d3tach3d
    @d3tach3d 3 года назад +3

    Unreal Engine is amazing. I love how its free and alot of people just use it to make beautiful scene scapes with preset assets or custom ones. Now that Ray Tracing is implented in it, some of these environments people make are essentially photorealistic. Even before Ray Tracing, Screen Space Reflection and dynamic lighting you can still get close to photoreal. Those apartment demos are testament to how real that shit can look. I like loading them up in VR and showing my friends/family and watching their reactions. Simply Mind blowing.

  • @thompederful
    @thompederful 4 года назад

    Hello i just bought the game as i understand this remake isnt done yet how are they gonna release the rest of the game through new games or dlc?

  • @nobalkain624
    @nobalkain624 4 года назад +206

    You should do a Retro Review of FF7 when you finish it.

  • @eisernfront8549
    @eisernfront8549 4 года назад +204

    "Are we the baddies?"
    " Nah, we got Tifa on our side"

    • @obedantonio9962
      @obedantonio9962 4 года назад +1

      😆

    • @lifeloverNorris
      @lifeloverNorris 4 года назад +4

      Funny thing is Tifa was just barely on avalanche's side

    • @hansoloq3467
      @hansoloq3467 4 года назад +1

      @@lifeloverNorris Yeah lol. Tifa did not agree with avalanche ways lol

  • @CrispyHulk1
    @CrispyHulk1 2 года назад +2

    11:33 “punk bi***” is a reference to the legendary 1998 movie, Rush Hour.

  • @tonyrame7548
    @tonyrame7548 2 года назад +3

    Wait so Joe has never played the OG FF7??? but somehow he loves this game, I can't take seriously people that watch or play a remake and say it is great when they have never experienced the original.

  • @rexxel8867
    @rexxel8867 4 года назад +143

    it blows my mind when i realize OJ isn't cosplaying as Wedge
    he IS wedge OR wedge IS OJ in an alternate universe

    • @kipcsaknorris2776
      @kipcsaknorris2776 4 года назад +5

      9:10 hope you happy

    • @Alex_Logan22
      @Alex_Logan22 4 года назад +1

      Rexxel
      Wedge is more like a parody version, OJ isn’t that bad.

    • @Makeshift_Mulder
      @Makeshift_Mulder 4 года назад +5

      "Biggs" and "Wedge" are also Star Wars references. They're Luke's copilots against the Death Star in Episode 4.

    • @kersaherpafuqer784
      @kersaherpafuqer784 4 года назад

      @@Makeshift_Mulder they're more Final Fantasy characters than anything at this point

    • @randomcallum
      @randomcallum 4 года назад

      pokemon...

  • @eSKAone-
    @eSKAone- 4 года назад +10

    Your reviews are great, you really get a sense for the game watching it.

  • @deltaprime3509
    @deltaprime3509 3 года назад

    Will you look at bravely default 2 when it comes out which is in the style of older final fantasy games with jobs classes and older turn based style with a couple twists.

  • @GetToThePointAlready
    @GetToThePointAlready 4 года назад +302

    Angry Joe has evolved into - ANIME JOE!

    • @Dooood24
      @Dooood24 4 года назад +5

      you mean “weeb” joe

    • @budgetbrick5124
      @budgetbrick5124 4 года назад +5

      This isn't even his final form

    • @DaakkuuYRS
      @DaakkuuYRS 4 года назад

      Didn't Joe already was huge Gundam fan? I remember him saying how much he loves it.

    • @policis
      @policis 4 года назад +1

      you guys are tiktoked

    • @derrickmehok9465
      @derrickmehok9465 4 года назад +1

      Anime "girl" Joe

  • @maxreinsch4856
    @maxreinsch4856 4 года назад +71

    "Everyone loves me." - Yes other Joe, we do.

  • @icemage7151
    @icemage7151 4 года назад +54

    I have played all of the final fantasy games 1-15 and FF7 is my favorite game of all time. I have to admit this remake reminds of why the og game is my favorite game in the first place. SO good!!

    • @stickthelanding4785
      @stickthelanding4785 2 года назад +2

      Wow that sounds it would have taken like months or years

    • @icemage7151
      @icemage7151 2 года назад +3

      @@stickthelanding4785 It took more than 10 years lol. The only ones I haven't finished are 3 and 12. 11 and 14 I don't count as games you can beat (though I have played them).

  • @Obese_Pterodactyl
    @Obese_Pterodactyl 3 года назад +7

    i played the original as a kid. first time i felt emotion playing a video game.

  • @AndresLionheart
    @AndresLionheart 4 года назад +668

    omfg! OtherJoe does actually look like Wedge. That's amazing!

  • @JamesC-ci1yn
    @JamesC-ci1yn 4 года назад +123

    No Joe cloud got a “hand” job

    • @MichaelWilliams-fd5ww
      @MichaelWilliams-fd5ww 4 года назад +7

      Just a hand massage. It was an intentional play on words that gave subliminal messages of a sexual kind. Theres alot of these events in the original that are reversed: made to look like non sexual but is in the extremes.

    • @pst5345
      @pst5345 4 года назад

      This games subtext would make for a great hentai (very mature themes at least) and that probably exists already somewhere on the internet.

    • @artimuos903
      @artimuos903 4 года назад

      Cloud got hand massage, but it implied something similar like puff puff from dragon quest.

  • @ericcarrizales9047
    @ericcarrizales9047 3 года назад +4

    The moment OJ and Alex walked in I lost it completely 😂

  • @sweatyzeusgaming
    @sweatyzeusgaming 2 года назад +1

    It’s great but honestly I didn’t realize it’s only a short part of the game… my favorite parts of ff7 when I was a child were discovering all the other worlds with the ship once you get it. Traveling all over the world was amazing.

  • @thatoneteengamer4829
    @thatoneteengamer4829 4 года назад +272

    These intros are killing me damnit 😂

    • @HydraCFW
      @HydraCFW 4 года назад

      @Merlin Lewis TLOU is a bad game

    • @syricstheconquerer3608
      @syricstheconquerer3608 4 года назад

      @@HydraCFW how?

    • @HydraCFW
      @HydraCFW 4 года назад

      @@syricstheconquerer3608 Everyone knows its bad they just say it's good cause they don't want to go against the hive

    • @gerritbosch5269
      @gerritbosch5269 4 года назад

      @@HydraCFW final fantasy 7 is a bad game

    • @HydraCFW
      @HydraCFW 4 года назад

      @@gerritbosch5269 Dunno what got you to conclusion that I like FF I haven't even played a square enix game

  • @LikaLaruku
    @LikaLaruku 4 года назад +120

    SE announces FF7 remake.
    Important questions are finally answered.
    Men: What will Tifa's breasts look like?
    Women: What will Cloud look like in a dress?

    • @Emerald_Solace
      @Emerald_Solace 4 года назад +5

      We all have our priorities straight

    • @OilFreeFeathers
      @OilFreeFeathers 4 года назад +6

      Nomura: What if we made Sephiroth a Time Traveler from Advent Children?

    • @fearme3626
      @fearme3626 4 года назад +1

      Women?

    • @thomasparkin259
      @thomasparkin259 4 года назад +2

      And the answer to both questions is the same.
      Amazing.

    • @johnpenguinthe3rd13
      @johnpenguinthe3rd13 4 года назад

      I just want more Jessie.

  • @richardmartinez3342
    @richardmartinez3342 3 года назад +3

    "wait til he clocks out, then ima clock in" fuckin right.

  • @ambro3075
    @ambro3075 3 года назад +4

    I just noticed when joe goes "I told you he doesnt care about the planet" he litters directly on the floor. :D

  • @Kabra2012
    @Kabra2012 4 года назад +830

    I didn't realize how important this kind of take really is. Most of the reviews I've seen are from FF diehards, but this is the first proper review from someone who goes hard on the games while also having fresh eyes for FF. This goes a long way to proving that the changes achieved something good

    • @adaptorperish1322
      @adaptorperish1322 4 года назад +5

      SquareBraceX2 Well, he played FFXV. And probably some previous FF games, too. So, not exactly a "clean slate".

    • @Kabra2012
      @Kabra2012 4 года назад +96

      @@adaptorperish1322 He said in the vid that he played 15 and 13. Both games are distinctly different from the Squaresoft Era that gave us everything from 10 and down.
      He's definitely no FF diehard, and he never touched the games that made the franchise great and defined it's perception among the core fandom

    • @bustymcnutters801
      @bustymcnutters801 4 года назад +14

      It really just shows how far standards have fallen. Especially for this series. It's definitely the best thing out of the trash that he's played from Final Fantasy but that doesn't say much.

    • @mrdante361
      @mrdante361 4 года назад +45

      Busty that fanboy statement just solidified his post.

    • @hansoloq3467
      @hansoloq3467 4 года назад +7

      @@adaptorperish1322 basically a clean slate. 2 games out of the 17/20 games they made and a game he absolutely hated(ff13) and another he was like okay.

  • @shadowskill111
    @shadowskill111 4 года назад +89

    I love how Joe realized that the protagonists of Final Fantasy 7 are actually terrorists.

    • @rickmartin7310
      @rickmartin7310 4 года назад +3

      Shadowskill11 they didn’t realize idiot , they clearly state it many times in the game 🤦🏼‍♂️😂

    • @emceeunderdogrising
      @emceeunderdogrising 4 года назад +1

      Terrorists that end up saving the entire worlds population.

    • @howardlam6181
      @howardlam6181 4 года назад

      If you have a just cause and you win, you become the hero.

    • @DargorV
      @DargorV 4 года назад

      Terrorists that don't actually blow anything up

    • @Prism988
      @Prism988 4 года назад +1

      Except it's blatantly obvious Shinra blows up the the first reactor, why does he say it's ambiguous?

  • @wasnlos2676
    @wasnlos2676 3 года назад

    I played the original years ago and loved the Remake. It's nice that there might be changes (hopefully positives) in the story, makes it less stiff though I do fear they may fuck it up due to the episodic nature of this. I didn't have positive experiences with episodic games, they usually start strong and drop the ball at some point. BUT the first game was amazing (despite some of its flaws) and I'm looking forward to the rest. Personally I found it even better when I replayed the original and came back to the Remake after to catch all the cameos and really compare the settings.

  • @ricolorenzi6350
    @ricolorenzi6350 4 года назад +26

    Totally forgot Cloud cross-dresses 😂😂😂 can’t wait til I get to that part of the slums

  • @commanderboreal1343
    @commanderboreal1343 4 года назад +237

    Look I’m a simple man.
    I see a hot girl: I click: I like.

    • @stealthyshibe4904
      @stealthyshibe4904 4 года назад +10

      Joe is best waifu.

    • @tomrock2409
      @tomrock2409 4 года назад +2

      @@stealthyshibe4904 which one?

    • @stealthyshibe4904
      @stealthyshibe4904 4 года назад +3

      @@tomrock2409 Both of them, though the other Joe is better.

    • @tomrock2409
      @tomrock2409 4 года назад +2

      @@stealthyshibe4904 Thirsty bastard 😂

    • @deepmind5318
      @deepmind5318 4 года назад

      @@tomrock2409 give him a break, it's quarantine time. I was starting to question my sexual orientation too.

  • @vonsnuggle6362
    @vonsnuggle6362 4 года назад +142

    Honestly this was super cool, watching someone who's only other Final Fantasy experience was FF13+15, get to experience and fall in love with one of the best FFs of all time. The genuine excitement is so great to see in a newfound fan, gotta love it.

    • @TheRealUcanUwill
      @TheRealUcanUwill 4 года назад +5

      I never played a single FF, but I am exited to try this one eventually, I did however seen some mixed reviews, but I was waiting Joes review

    • @vonsnuggle6362
      @vonsnuggle6362 4 года назад +34

      @@TheRealUcanUwill There are a lot of upset purist fans of the original who aren't happy with the story changes which is fair in some ways, but honestly ignore all of that and just have fun. Personally I love the new shit, i'm hype as fuck for part 2.

    • @madlinkers8595
      @madlinkers8595 4 года назад +17

      I was an old fan of it and i kinda welcome the change as the original game has TONS of plotholes explained in different media....if they can just make a full story with this one il,be satisfied

    • @TheRealUcanUwill
      @TheRealUcanUwill 4 года назад

      @@vonsnuggle6362 How long is the game, I imagine its substantial? Is RPG leveling system interesting, I feel like Joe completely glossed over that.

    • @sprite0nation
      @sprite0nation 4 года назад +2

      @@TheRealUcanUwill around 37 hours. Leveling happens naturally. Never feels grindy.

  • @jonathankozenko
    @jonathankozenko 3 года назад +5

    The Triple Tifa opening might be my favorite intro you guys have done since "Cold Noodle", or at least Godzilla PS4 - It was awesome. Also glad that someone else noticed the Wedge/Other Joe comparison. I kept thinking it playing the entire time.

  • @LennardLocadia
    @LennardLocadia 3 года назад +1

    Can we get the game playthroughs on AngryJoeShow Live?

    • @aytony4090
      @aytony4090 3 года назад

      I can't even find them on twitch, I doubt he'll ever post them. Big sad.

  • @samuelmarshman
    @samuelmarshman 4 года назад +108

    Final fantasy has arguably some of the best music period.
    If you ever get the opportunity to go to a Distant Worlds concert I cannot recommend it highly enough!

    • @adamt1556
      @adamt1556 4 года назад

      That's one thing I liked from this game. It was gorgeous.

    • @SaHOG
      @SaHOG 4 года назад +2

      Went twice, already got tickets for the remake concert

    • @Zazzaro703
      @Zazzaro703 4 года назад +1

      This, it really makes me sad and wonder wth happened with DQ11 because the music in that game was so subpar to the point of shocking how garbage it was. The music in this game is some of the best and rivals all the music from the glory days of Square as the SNES PS1 games.

    • @Astraldymensions
      @Astraldymensions 4 года назад

      I second this. Distant Worlds is amazing. Although fans tend to get a little roudy if a FFXIII track starts up in any capacity

    • @SaHOG
      @SaHOG 4 года назад

      @@Astraldymensions why 13 of all games? Funny nobody applauded or anything when they played the 13 song. But they did for 15...

  • @homarjrmartinez8226
    @homarjrmartinez8226 4 года назад +165

    13:13
    “I told you he didn’t care about the planet”
    *flicks off candy wrapper to the floor*

    • @mrcocoloco7200
      @mrcocoloco7200 4 года назад +5

      I mean in real life hypocrisy like that does happen.

    • @thedeepfriar745
      @thedeepfriar745 4 года назад +3

      The only Japanese video game character that can pull off eating candy like an asshole is Bayonetta.

    • @ldeue4837
      @ldeue4837 4 года назад

      Yeah like the people that closed down a bridge because of environmental pollution....and then didn't allow a fucking bike rider across that was on her way to work....

  • @oniseven3225
    @oniseven3225 3 года назад +5

    Let's not forget some of the other mini games after all the honeyinn never forgets.

  • @christophylax986
    @christophylax986 4 года назад

    That's how I did it with Dragon Age. Found out first that the two games were different , but they looked like what I would like, and which one they said was the worst.
    so I played Dragon Age II first with all dlc's "still disapointed they wont sell the game with them" but loved it. Then went to the first then inquisition and have been a massive fan of the stories
    since then. Even bought all the books. The old Final Fantasy VII was good but watched my son "Gaming Wren" play this, and I am real excited about it.

  • @MC-ee3by
    @MC-ee3by 4 года назад +79

    "I told you he didnt care about the planet" - procedes to litter lmao