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Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @mathatter9158
    @mathatter9158 4 года назад +4241

    The one joke I liked was when a random enemy died he said “Tell my kids I wish I had them!”

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 4 года назад +434

      My chili recipe dies with me

    • @larilittle1202
      @larilittle1202 4 года назад +232

      My toe collection remains unfinished!

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 4 года назад +222

      Swear I've also heard " I deserved that"

    • @ruebenaragon493
      @ruebenaragon493 4 года назад +125

      Mine was in bl2 a random would say "I swore I'd never kill again but screw it!

    • @soulreaper1981
      @soulreaper1981 4 года назад +103

      Rember me like a foot taller

  • @kp5602
    @kp5602 4 года назад +4177

    "You saved Pandora, You killed Handsome Jack!"
    Lilith didnt do shit, we did that.

    • @timthetoolmantaylor9048
      @timthetoolmantaylor9048 4 года назад +720

      Not sure who wrote that part, we literally saved her from Jack and then killed him with our bare hands

    • @kp5602
      @kp5602 4 года назад +433

      @@timthetoolmantaylor9048
      Well this game (according to the review) jerks off Lilith and Ava, even the ending song says "This girl is on fire" so I assume they needed to credit her with all yhe shit we did.
      Lilith was a weak af character in BL2 beyond a few moments at the end where she shines.

    • @cjmk5923
      @cjmk5923 4 года назад +185

      @@kp5602 Lilith kills Handsome Jack. You can choose to but this game makes the ending where you let her kill him Canon.

    • @timthetoolmantaylor9048
      @timthetoolmantaylor9048 4 года назад +367

      @@kp5602 That's what's crazy, if it wasn't for us and that sweet, sweet eridium she'd probably be dead in the first hour of BL2.

    • @geograymon55
      @geograymon55 4 года назад +377

      @@cjmk5923 Doesn't matter if she dealt the killing blow. The Vault Hunters from 2 killed The Warrior AND crippled Jack. Not to mention all the other crap they did to save the planet and the remaining original Vault Hunters.

  • @badmanners619
    @badmanners619 4 года назад +1496

    I feel like this what Jack was trying to save us from...we never should have killed him 😭

    • @MonstertruckBadass
      @MonstertruckBadass 3 года назад +52

      You just said the borderlands version of "hitler did nothing wrong"

    • @superheavyxd2684
      @superheavyxd2684 3 года назад +113

      I mean technically he did. Pandora is filled with lunatics and dangerous creatures but it's a perfect place for humanity to move when Earth gets overpopulated/destroyed. Handsome Jack's plan was to whipe out all life on the planet, yes that sounds bad but the bandits are not exactly reasonable. Could he have done it better with the crimson raiders? No. It's shown in the pre-sequal that the "leaders" of the crimson raiders were former friends of Jack that betrayed him. Almost all his life he has been betrayed, abused and just hated even though he just wanted to do good things. Please watch Game Theory's video on the matter if you haven't already. Its so good and made me feel so different every time I play through the game! It really made me see Jack as the hero he truly was.

    • @Vahisofficial
      @Vahisofficial 3 года назад +14

      @@MonstertruckBadass But he didnt.

    • @warcriment7298
      @warcriment7298 3 года назад +37

      @@MonstertruckBadass he faught greedy vault hunters the only problem happened with him was his mental health and his distrust.
      he wanted good .

    • @MonstertruckBadass
      @MonstertruckBadass 3 года назад +1

      @Perfect Shadow l0l

  • @FletcherReedsRandomness
    @FletcherReedsRandomness 3 года назад +230

    The writing really gives off “how do you do, fellow kids” vibes to me. They’re desperately trying to appeal to a teenage and preteen demographic, but most of it doesn’t land.

    • @VonSnuggles1412
      @VonSnuggles1412 2 года назад +12

      I've been playing the borderlands games for a while, since i was like 12. I'm 21 now and the jokes were just painfully unfunny to me. And the thing is, i wanted to give this game the benefit of the doubt, but by the end i was just disappointed by the writing and story

    • @NateTheGreat368
      @NateTheGreat368 Год назад +4

      Yeah the jokes fell off too, it's literally the definition of "lol xd" borderlands 2 had some cringe humor but it was mostly actual jokes not fucking "Amazeballs"

  • @dickchan6667
    @dickchan6667 4 года назад +2797

    I wanna believe that joe sleeps with his jacket and Superman shirt on

    • @unrulyduke
      @unrulyduke 4 года назад +2

      You beat me to this comment hahahah I was thinking the same thing

    • @division6005
      @division6005 4 года назад +1

      I think Joe love Superman!😂

    • @robocop7678
      @robocop7678 4 года назад +3

      @@division6005 NO REALLY

    • @Schmeckgang
      @Schmeckgang 4 года назад

      it’s just true

    • @Bahcorp
      @Bahcorp 4 года назад

      They sleep together too.

  • @ryancozyis875
    @ryancozyis875 4 года назад +1450

    *Ava yelling at Lilith*
    Ava: You saved Pandora, You killed Handsome Jack!
    Zer0: Excuse me?

    • @jackporthouse3102
      @jackporthouse3102 4 года назад +183

      Zero: Am I a joke to you

    • @EquestrianKatz
      @EquestrianKatz 4 года назад +231

      Axton and Salvador: Are we jokes to you BL3?

    • @whatshappeninganymore2473
      @whatshappeninganymore2473 4 года назад +216

      @@EquestrianKatz Krieg: IS THE MEAT MAN A JOKE TO YOU?

    • @hellatze
      @hellatze 4 года назад +148

      maya rolling in her grave

    • @infinityhand6569
      @infinityhand6569 4 года назад +189

      Axton: "My fucking turret accomplished more in the last game than the entire BL1 cast"

  • @CringeConsultant
    @CringeConsultant 4 года назад +1634

    You know a Borderlands is trash when Claptrap isn't the most annoying character.

    • @fickificki2391
      @fickificki2391 3 года назад +58

      @Drew Biggah think it's far worse than bl2. I'd rather play bl2 even today

    • @larrypoppins6273
      @larrypoppins6273 3 года назад +103

      Joshua Ni'huiginn claptrap isn't annoying, claptrap is awesome!

    • @horzinesecurityagent1732
      @horzinesecurityagent1732 3 года назад +20

      Bordorlands 1 is still king

    • @ResidentRecon89
      @ResidentRecon89 3 года назад +25

      Drew Biggah know what Game is trash? Destiny.

    • @legendaryhumper
      @legendaryhumper 3 года назад +41

      @Drew Biggah It is the worse out of all the borderlands games story wise, but it is the best in terms of gameplay.

  • @thatonecaryouwant
    @thatonecaryouwant 4 года назад +300

    My favorite reference is when the revive station says "Hey you, finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?"

  • @KynElwynn
    @KynElwynn 4 года назад +645

    "Who'd put shit in a loot box?" NBA 2K reaction gif right there

  • @ThatDoctor7
    @ThatDoctor7 4 года назад +2733

    Handsome Jack spoiled us. We forgot how BL felt without a great villain.

    • @zeroghost115
      @zeroghost115 4 года назад +71

      The calypso twins weren't that bad

    • @blakefenslerjr4858
      @blakefenslerjr4858 4 года назад +427

      The twins were bad period...

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 года назад +242

      Handsome Jack is a great villain in my opinion he fools everyone thinking he's the real hero of borderlands now that's what I call great writing

    • @christhechilled
      @christhechilled 4 года назад +1

      @Hovjez Vrcholný Fair Point

    • @Blood0cean
      @Blood0cean 4 года назад +31

      Overrated game, boring as f, most of the jokes got corny real fast.

  • @route77productions
    @route77productions 3 года назад +442

    It was a huge missed opportunity for not letting us play as Tina. It would've felt natural for her to be a Vault Hunter

    • @zelestial1681
      @zelestial1681 3 года назад +31

      Agreed.
      Also, idk if this is just me, but she doesnt look like Tina to me lmao
      She looks weird.

    • @juliohinojosa6923
      @juliohinojosa6923 3 года назад +15

      @@zelestial1681 TINA, all grown up

    • @TheCynicalJay
      @TheCynicalJay 3 года назад +8

      Absolutely not... That's called beating a dead horse

    • @dotfflan
      @dotfflan 2 года назад

      Ew

    • @-Samus-Aran-
      @-Samus-Aran- 2 года назад +40

      lineup should've been:
      Tiny Tina
      a Hyperion Loader
      an Iridian guardian
      Mr. Torgue

  • @liFE-gt6or
    @liFE-gt6or 4 года назад +419

    Randy pitchford has the brain set of a 6 year old and the humor sense of a 9 year old

    • @tacoforce5
      @tacoforce5 4 года назад +70

      and the ability to pay his employees of a sweatshop owner

    • @stevsux4442
      @stevsux4442 4 года назад +41

      Fortunately for him those are the two age groups he's attracted to (allegedly)

    • @oblivexx
      @oblivexx 3 года назад +2

      Just like Admiral Mikey.

    • @dragonmaster3030
      @dragonmaster3030 3 года назад +4

      And the desires of someone in a mid life crisis

    • @Cheeki_breeki6
      @Cheeki_breeki6 3 года назад +2

      He is a scum bag

  • @psbox362
    @psbox362 4 года назад +796

    The writing team is different. They have none of the old writers. In fact, the writers for this game have absolutely zero writing credits before this game.
    It kinda shows...

    • @Illusive1313
      @Illusive1313 4 года назад +90

      The story after killing Troy felt so incredibly dragged out. In fact, everything you do on Nekrosomething makes so little sense. The planet's setting is incredible, but I just wanted the story to finally end, so I can start with TVHM and mayhem stuff already.

    • @xJayhawkFANx
      @xJayhawkFANx 4 года назад +13

      Main story I agree. But there are several side missions that actually got some real chuckles out of me

    • @aldairlara5582
      @aldairlara5582 4 года назад +41

      Yeah I really felt the decay in the writing, it just felt super cringe

    • @mikeehrmantraut1899
      @mikeehrmantraut1899 4 года назад +8

      they should fired the writers because they didn't even try at all

    • @THEFIREBIRD1000
      @THEFIREBIRD1000 4 года назад +59

      I had concerns as soon as I knew Anthony Burch left the writing team. People don't realize how much his humor injected life into the series. For reference check out the series HAWP, his sister on the channel is the original voice of tina!

  • @calvinlester6648
    @calvinlester6648 4 года назад +1858

    Throwing in the “angry child character” always ruins a story

    • @cjmk5923
      @cjmk5923 4 года назад +41

      She is not angry until a certain thing happens and considering her suffering it makes perfect sense.

    • @Jason17300
      @Jason17300 4 года назад +12

      Wrong!

    • @MIXMASTER6991
      @MIXMASTER6991 4 года назад +179

      I think it could work but you have to have a legit reason to be angry. All her problems were caused by her in the story

    • @cjmk5923
      @cjmk5923 4 года назад +22

      @@MIXMASTER6991 Except they weren't she lost her family and had to live life on the run constantly. Spoilers follow...
      Then she met someone who cared but took away her freedom which would be hard.
      Then that person dies protecting her and her whole world has fallen apart again. You can say it is her fault that person died but not really it is Lilith's fault for bringing a kid into a vault monster room. An angry emotional kid.

    • @carlosbaroni1158
      @carlosbaroni1158 4 года назад +31

      Is not even the angry child,as soon as you meet her where she acts over the top trying to impress you is annoying and super forced

  • @DeadRatStew
    @DeadRatStew 3 года назад +210

    Honestly borderlands 2 had the best story, handsome Jack was an absolute perfect villain, but these two as villains was like 10 steps back, I don’t like the bad guys were just wannabe RUclipsrs,

    • @NateTheGreat368
      @NateTheGreat368 Год назад +7

      They should've made katagawa the main villian and changed the story a bit obviously to fit that

  • @myzombiewilleatyou
    @myzombiewilleatyou 4 года назад +255

    The story in this game was for sure not too great but the whole section with Katagawa and Rhys was pure gold. I replayed it just for that part and I firmly believe Katagawa would've made a Jack-tier villain given enough development.

    • @alexbiersner3350
      @alexbiersner3350 Год назад +15

      That would've been sick. Him being the big bad with the Calypso's just doing his bidding. Gearbox dropped the ball for sure

    • @benglendenning5723
      @benglendenning5723 Год назад +12

      I feel like Katagawa should have been the main villain, Troy and Tyreen should have been scrapped out immediately. With enough development like you said, Katagawa could and should have been the main villain with Maliwan as the big threat. I also feel like the Traunt brothers could have been like the army commanders, one for the light army and the other for the blackforce (or whatever) army.

    • @tarnishedhunter222
      @tarnishedhunter222 Год назад +7

      Very much agree they could’ve made the whole game about Maliwan vs atlas and saved a lot more money and made lots more people happy while saving money to make wonderlands or borderlands 4

    • @retrogamelover2012
      @retrogamelover2012 Год назад +5

      Honestly, I think that's the biggest problem with Jack. He left such a huge impact that any antagonistic threat afterwards is essentially doomed to live in his shadow, and be constantly compared to him, along with standards which could lead to some unreasonable expectations.
      Plus, I think the Calypsos were a case of where the writers tried so hard to parody obnoxious internet influencers, like the Paul Brothers, that they ended up emulating the obnoxious nature of those people too well.

  • @artorigus19
    @artorigus19 4 года назад +633

    AngryJoe: "The loot is plentiful and amazing!"
    Anthem: "The game must be broken."

    • @fadedlegi0n
      @fadedlegi0n 4 года назад +5

      Top comment lol

    • @iwinl0l
      @iwinl0l 4 года назад +11

      Borderlands3: "We concur, hotfix nerfing loot sources has been deployed."

    • @iamkoen2u
      @iamkoen2u 4 года назад +1

      Is borderlands complicated like division 1 and 2 with the mods gear or whatever it is that is in the game. I'm new to borderlands and looking for something new to play?

    • @LunaPPK
      @LunaPPK 4 года назад +5

      @@iwinl0l its sad because they actually did nerf loot drops

    • @NeonUltra95
      @NeonUltra95 4 года назад +2

      @@LunaPPK well they nerfed areas with insane farming like loot tinks being guarenteed as even with the amount of loot you get in the game thats a bit much...

  • @cursor8512
    @cursor8512 4 года назад +1458

    You know something is wrong when claptrap is the least annoying character😂

    • @Jeikobu
      @Jeikobu 4 года назад +85

      I personally never really liked Claptrap, but hilariously this game had me actually liking him and enjoying his little bits of commentary cause it wasn't much or often. However for the most part I've been dissapointed by the story and characters.

    • @autobotzapof0002
      @autobotzapof0002 4 года назад +7

      LEAST!??! I thought he was really annoying for the ONLY TIME IN THE WHOLE SERIES IN THIS GAME!!! I thought everyone was all right.

    • @dekkard4982
      @dekkard4982 4 года назад +32

      Claptrap/tina/kreig/brick are my favorite characters. My most hated is Pickle/Ava/Lilith

    • @onutube6392
      @onutube6392 4 года назад +16

      I idolized claptrap when i was little. Now my favorite character is kreig

    • @cecollins68
      @cecollins68 4 года назад +27

      Claptrap was ironicly annoying, these new characters are not trying to be which makes them suck.

  • @MasterfulPeon
    @MasterfulPeon 3 года назад +242

    Says a lot when Angry Joe’s parody of the Calypso twins are many times more entertaining then the actual twins.

    • @xlekhano4792
      @xlekhano4792 Год назад +7

      Fr lol oj is so funny in these

  • @ethanb6647
    @ethanb6647 Год назад +28

    Oddly enough, 3 years later as streaming culture itself has gotten cringier and annoying, theyve aged really well

    • @lonewanderer9982
      @lonewanderer9982 7 месяцев назад +6

      No kidding went from hating them to damn this is accurate 😂😆

  • @TheDraktbagit
    @TheDraktbagit 4 года назад +1593

    Alex and Oj are way better than the calypso twins no comparison.

    • @saiyan26
      @saiyan26 4 года назад +31

      "We don't chew so good bro!" 🤣

    • @ghostdoggtv
      @ghostdoggtv 4 года назад +1

      If gearbox patches them in, I would buy the game, remote download and go straight home from work to play. Til then...

    • @ghostdoggtv
      @ghostdoggtv 4 года назад +2

      @@ryze9153 good luck, ur gonna need it

    • @roofcake8951
      @roofcake8951 4 года назад +3

      @@dogsbreakfast4952 Sounds like you speak from experience...

    • @dogsbreakfast4952
      @dogsbreakfast4952 4 года назад

      Roofcake 🤦‍♂️

  • @bzeffer
    @bzeffer 4 года назад +1504

    At least Handsome Jack was actually funny

    • @luminarkhunter776
      @luminarkhunter776 4 года назад +55

      I know right!?!?!?!??!?!?!? I keep hoping he would show up soon when I was playing... It was disappointing to say the least

    • @screaming_in_key
      @screaming_in_key 4 года назад +101

      “god these pretzels suck”

    • @coobk
      @coobk 4 года назад +69

      *bad violin noises*
      "aw screw you it would have been hilarikus if i had found it earlier"

    • @maddawg9644
      @maddawg9644 4 года назад +17

      IPAWNHOES he does show up........ just as a legendary gun :(

    • @Bram25
      @Bram25 4 года назад +34

      If Jack made butt jokes, he was also strangling someone or ordering ponies made out of diamonds! While the twins made butt jokes, it was more like they had a lot of fun in the recording booth snickering and all. It felt so childish and immature. Well, maybe because they are still a bunch of kids while living on Whateverthatplanetiscalled.
      I miss Jack and I still hope Borderlands 4 will have Handsome Jack returning in a body. (As the Jackhammer sometimes talks to you: "Eeeey, what if we look for a loader bot and you upload me in there! :D :D ")

  • @mitchellmcivor7509
    @mitchellmcivor7509 3 года назад +152

    Tbh, if they remade Borderlands 2, with all this updated gameplay and shit from Borderlands 3, I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

  • @Aiden-vi2qh
    @Aiden-vi2qh 3 года назад +144

    They literally only needed competent writers and the game would've been a masterpiece

    • @hungryburger1170
      @hungryburger1170 Год назад +2

      One of BL2's writers worked on Half Life

    • @jerryseinfeld-
      @jerryseinfeld- 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@hungryburger1170 Gearbox did a couple of expansions for the original half-life, it's pretty strange; and for the most part, they're pretty good

    • @gostreiver8036
      @gostreiver8036 4 месяца назад

      Competent writers that incorporated the beloved established characters over almost 15 years of gameplay, instead of shit on ALL of them and kill the most important ones off

  • @CaptainEggcellent
    @CaptainEggcellent 4 года назад +1419

    Damn those Wolfenstein sisters were so annoying.

  • @TheN8ism
    @TheN8ism 4 года назад +495

    Whoever wrote Handsome Jack must have quit. Because that sort of writing is nowhere to be found.

    • @TheStormbringer8751
      @TheStormbringer8751 4 года назад +112

      Anthony Burch and yeah, he's gone.

    • @joegroves4695
      @joegroves4695 4 года назад +7

      Was jack the same voice actor as katagawa? Sounded very similar to me

    • @CarlosHernandez-vu4lq
      @CarlosHernandez-vu4lq 4 года назад +74

      I agree 100% I never got turned off during BL2 story, yes it could be bothersome since you’re hearing the same things every time; but It never threw me off. Compared to this trash story of BL3 which is focused on females characters only. And on top of that It should’ve been Tina the main girl of this story, but I had to be this annoying little fucker called Ava which makes no sense in the entire story line

    • @MetallicaRules
      @MetallicaRules 4 года назад +3

      @@joegroves4695 No

    • @Vaioplayer88
      @Vaioplayer88 4 года назад +26

      @@jefferyslack9088 how is 1 and 2 terrible compared to 3?

  • @LunarSovereign
    @LunarSovereign 4 года назад +170

    13:52
    I just beat this game for the first time as Amara, and I COMPLETELY feel this. You can tell Amara is a very strong Siren, yet we need to pretend like during every major showdown she isn't there? Like after Troy's fight, Typhon's death, MAYA'S DEATH, she's just not there? Like come on dude, the entire power dynamic of the whole game changes when you have a FOURTH siren on your team

    • @Micolash_is_behind_you
      @Micolash_is_behind_you 4 года назад +16

      it's seriously trashy how they played it

    • @Spamhard
      @Spamhard 4 года назад +49

      That's honestly the worst thing about the series at this point; that they still haven't included the playable characters as actual... characters. For some reason they're never included into main stories and totally ignored in cut scenes. Why insert a new character no one cares about (Ava) and put her as the main "protag" when your playable character is standing right there and could have taken that role. Really weird story telling.

    • @santi_super_stunts2573
      @santi_super_stunts2573 2 года назад

      Mayas skills suck ass. All her skill trees are quite dog shit. Tbh I didn’t think u could make a worse siren than maya but I was quite wrong

    • @-Samus-Aran-
      @-Samus-Aran- 2 года назад +16

      I hated how every cutscene acts like you aren't standing right there and the game just happens around you instead of involving you.
      Maya's death was HORSESHIT

    • @-Samus-Aran-
      @-Samus-Aran- 2 года назад +1

      @@santi_super_stunts2573 lol you obviously suck at BL2

  • @NorbeeNorbee
    @NorbeeNorbee 2 года назад +45

    I loved jack, he was the top, those quotes of his were golden. When you leave the hamerlock village he calls you and:
    "Hey you think youll freeze to death out there? NAH probably not. The bandits will get you. How was my day? Pretty good, just bought a pony made of diamonds. Yeah, because im rich!"
    All the while hes eating a pretzels, man those were the times

    • @joshuaseagondollar2495
      @joshuaseagondollar2495 4 месяца назад +3

      The best part is the pretzels bit was unscripted.
      Dameon Clarke was actually snacking on pretzels during a take and that "God these pretzels suck" was a legit reaction he had, and they loved it so much they made that the official take.

  • @thee_morpheus
    @thee_morpheus 4 года назад +1741

    Not enough Brick, Mordecai and Tina, and what happened to Axton, Salvador and Dr. Zed?

    • @etangbose4755
      @etangbose4755 4 года назад +149

      Morpheus honestly I was hoping we’d have the option of picking from previous vault hunters and the new ones

    • @TypicalBLKW
      @TypicalBLKW 4 года назад +52

      Morpheus didn’t axton and Gaige go on an adventure together?

    • @tiredleagueoflegendsplayer3605
      @tiredleagueoflegendsplayer3605 4 года назад +38

      Yeah they went to a planet out of the system to get the vault there

    • @bandanasnek
      @bandanasnek 4 года назад +86

      I'm wondering where the Conductor of the poop train is at...

    • @nano3226
      @nano3226 4 года назад +5

      Morpheus there not dead I can tell ya that

  • @DrMoxmoReadings
    @DrMoxmoReadings 4 года назад +466

    "Who would put sh!t in a lootbox!?"
    I can think of a few companies that would....

    • @actualteddybear891
      @actualteddybear891 4 года назад +9

      Lootagrams

    • @KandyKane1888
      @KandyKane1888 4 года назад +6

      Bethesda.

    • @autobotzapof0002
      @autobotzapof0002 4 года назад +1

      @@actualteddybear891 OMFG HATE THOSE THINGS

    • @kevooo1250
      @kevooo1250 4 года назад +1

      Activision, EA are the worst though

    • @Nynja123TRT
      @Nynja123TRT 4 года назад +3

      There's a side-quest that shits all over microtransactions and it's actually amazing XD

  • @joyfreg89
    @joyfreg89 4 года назад +85

    i thought sirens were one in a million, seems like everyone is a siren these days.

    • @redmacholroyd8585
      @redmacholroyd8585 4 года назад

      Not if they are boys only girls are sirens if they are boys then they are titans.

    • @salvatoredali4384
      @salvatoredali4384 4 года назад +8

      Super sayain syndrome

    • @johnyguitar258
      @johnyguitar258 3 года назад +2

      also gay

    • @Ackalan
      @Ackalan 3 года назад

      Wasn't there supposed to be only four in the entire galaxy?

    • @slmtiger4823
      @slmtiger4823 3 года назад +5

      @@Ackalan It was six sirens at a time, I believe

  • @Jbourdeau1
    @Jbourdeau1 3 года назад +39

    To go from Handsome jack to the calypso twins is like going from a super bowl team to the freaking Jets

    • @ME-mv6wi
      @ME-mv6wi Год назад +5

      Or the Hollywood Rams

  • @muffaloswolja8654
    @muffaloswolja8654 4 года назад +507

    They should just replace the twins with OJ and Alex. 10/10 story then.

    • @richardshiflett5181
      @richardshiflett5181 4 года назад +3

      Eh. They were fine.

    • @iro6758
      @iro6758 4 года назад +18

      Not lying, I'd buy that DLC lol

    • @muffaloswolja8654
      @muffaloswolja8654 4 года назад +6

      They really screwed themselves with Jack. It’s no surprise we all expected better in the villain department. There’s still hope for DLC. Make Ava the villain.

  • @oliverinnocent639
    @oliverinnocent639 4 года назад +496

    It's becoming a tired trope where you have the typical smartass, badass, hardass, teenager girl companion.

    • @alexavier1696
      @alexavier1696 4 года назад +97

      Thortimus Yorkal You forgot the,” I lost my parents so that gives me a reason to be a douche and people should be sorry for me” trope.

    • @23kurtzy
      @23kurtzy 4 года назад +16

      Its almost like teenage girls complain the loudest on the internet.

    • @hamstersama4801
      @hamstersama4801 4 года назад +20

      Mr Scratch And that’s why they should be banned from the internet.

    • @23kurtzy
      @23kurtzy 4 года назад +19

      @Damien Garcia You know what the best way to do that is? Have everyone tell you shes important, without you know her actually doing anything impressive or important.

    • @lobster272
      @lobster272 4 года назад +1

      Jesus get over it. Who fucking cares?

  • @Red_Bishop
    @Red_Bishop 4 года назад +33

    Remember that time when Lilith ordered you to run down a ginormous tank the size of a football stadium with a truck? It's like Tyreen also leeched out some IQ from her

  • @anthonylockheart358
    @anthonylockheart358 4 года назад +165

    angryjoe: who puts poop in a lootbox?
    EA: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
    edit:corrected spelling

  • @typhon78
    @typhon78 4 года назад +367

    Gearbox: Make the twins bad, really bad.
    Storywriter: Like evil or Annoyingly bad?
    Gearbox: Yes
    Storywriter: Gotcha

    • @puppetgamer239
      @puppetgamer239 4 года назад +5

      I kinda like how bad they are tho

    • @puntybrah
      @puntybrah 4 года назад +3

      yet still not as bad as these "yes" jokes.

    • @garlygunto
      @garlygunto 4 года назад

      @UCY9STZm5l-djUJp07wQmG0g joke went over your tiny brain

    • @rileygibson242
      @rileygibson242 4 года назад +1

      Aweful comment

    • @mindsouljah
      @mindsouljah 4 года назад +1

      @@puntybrah that was a good one

  • @Rift_Hawkman
    @Rift_Hawkman 4 года назад +293

    The villains are like Jake and Logan Paul
    Loud
    Annoying
    Stupid
    Kid humor
    And make you question life
    Truly evil

    • @ashleyjohansson230
      @ashleyjohansson230 4 года назад +3

      Basically borderlands humor since 1

    • @dominatorprime4705
      @dominatorprime4705 4 года назад

      😂 so true

    • @dominatorprime4705
      @dominatorprime4705 4 года назад +2

      @@ashleyjohansson230 what was wrong borderlands one?

    • @ashleyjohansson230
      @ashleyjohansson230 4 года назад +8

      @@dominatorprime4705 Borderlands humor has always been dry, bland and loud and annoying. I don't get why people think its any different

    • @dominatorprime4705
      @dominatorprime4705 4 года назад

      @@ashleyjohansson230 so your saying the borderlands 2 is the best sequel then 1 and 3?

  • @larrypoppins6273
    @larrypoppins6273 3 года назад +18

    3:16 hearing joe scream in terror as two serial killers break into his home with air horns is definitely the highlight of this review.

  • @crimsondragoon4277
    @crimsondragoon4277 4 года назад +13

    All four of the Vault hunters played a part of Handsome Jacks death but Lilith got all the credit. Mordecai took over when Lilith was captured and found out where the Warrior is. Brick help get to the tower and helped get to the warrior by blowing up that bridge and both help stage the final attack but no credit

  • @LetoShade
    @LetoShade 4 года назад +1090

    Borderlands 4 begins with Ava being murdered by Angry Joe xD
    Get on it Gearbox!

    • @Astonvman007
      @Astonvman007 4 года назад +23

      10/10 right there!

    • @tfs089333
      @tfs089333 4 года назад +21

      @@Astonvman007With a spoon, then he becomes the next villain which all the vault hunters must rally against

    • @scarletpsychowolf3578
      @scarletpsychowolf3578 4 года назад +19

      He's gonna have a slightly different name like Rageful Jon

    • @t-gunxxzz8053
      @t-gunxxzz8053 4 года назад +2

      One of the Best title ever for borderlands

    • @MetallicaRules
      @MetallicaRules 4 года назад +2

      10/10, Game of the Year winner.

  • @rockassman
    @rockassman 4 года назад +329

    I actually like the idea of villains that use social media to control a cult but gearbox doubled down wayyyy to hard on the intentional cringe and so final product is just cringe

    • @ReedBoi-tv2se
      @ReedBoi-tv2se 4 года назад +27

      I was hoping it would evolve into them being revealed as shitty children when faced with the actual power and horror of the vault

    • @magnieto1
      @magnieto1 4 года назад +3

      ...Intentional?

  • @marianopena7872
    @marianopena7872 4 года назад +44

    That one conductor of the poop train is absent ... aside from one echo log.
    1/10

    • @jackcouch8322
      @jackcouch8322 4 года назад

      He’s on the way with a new dlc

    • @jackcouch8322
      @jackcouch8322 3 года назад

      that one guy better than nothing

    • @marianopena7872
      @marianopena7872 3 года назад +1

      jack couch I’m super excited for that, but still a bummer having to wait an entire year for his BL3 debut. Also some tech savvy folks got into the files and found that Krieg was supposed to have a role in the main story. IIRC, Krieg was a spy for Lilith and was supposed to be rescued by the player on Promethea. I’m guessing somewhere along the way they scraped that idea, canned him from the story and created the coffee obsessed person (forgot her name) to replace him.
      Super disappointed when I read that, honestly :/

  • @timothyscarberry5625
    @timothyscarberry5625 3 года назад +82

    The ONLY way Gearbox can make this up to us is to make Ava the villain in Borderlands 4!

    • @vovazagach1781
      @vovazagach1781 Год назад

      Nah, tearing her to shreds by Krieg would be much better!

  • @randomkitty2555
    @randomkitty2555 4 года назад +202

    "Why is it so nutty?"
    "We don't chew so good bro"
    best line in the video.

    • @LordCyler
      @LordCyler 4 года назад +2

      Exactly what I was thinking

  • @geoffxx12
    @geoffxx12 4 года назад +188

    "Why's it so chunky?"
    "We don't chew so good bro!"

    • @deedr1234
      @deedr1234 4 года назад +1

      Geoff Roth 😂

  • @Nick-kw9oz
    @Nick-kw9oz 3 года назад +10

    "They just give it to her" Ya theres so much in that statement lmfao.

  • @levibrewer8463
    @levibrewer8463 4 года назад +17

    Ironically there is a weapon skin called "It's Poop" that makes your guns look like poop lol best drop ever

  • @BillCollins53
    @BillCollins53 4 года назад +800

    As far as i'm aware the lack of claptrap is because of Randy Bitchford's abuse of the voice actor, who simply asked to be payed.

    • @thundergaming155
      @thundergaming155 4 года назад +90

      I am surprised he still has a job after holding off 12mil in workers bonus... well according to a former bear box lawyer

    • @jasonvoorhees5361
      @jasonvoorhees5361 4 года назад +7

      Imagine having that as a last name no offense

    • @BillCollins53
      @BillCollins53 4 года назад +50

      @@jasonvoorhees5361 well his real name is Pitchford but its more entertaining to call him that.

    • @jasonvoorhees5361
      @jasonvoorhees5361 4 года назад +8

      @@BillCollins53 huh that's kinda insulting and funny

    • @DeosPraetorian
      @DeosPraetorian 4 года назад +3

      thats not it at all

  • @sweatytryhard9891
    @sweatytryhard9891 4 года назад +408

    80% of the bad jokes my mind processed as normal conversation.

    • @Dan-si8eu
      @Dan-si8eu 4 года назад +34

      Same, I think part of it may have been from playing BL2 so much personally

    • @aniruddhadas1011
      @aniruddhadas1011 4 года назад

      @@Dan-si8eu yeah,consider that 'playful'? dialogue hehe

    • @quizredx
      @quizredx 4 года назад +1

      you sound like someone who is working in customer service.

    • @jacobmeza91
      @jacobmeza91 4 года назад

      Holy shit me too

  • @jaysonnewport6411
    @jaysonnewport6411 3 года назад +15

    The first section of tales from the borderlands has more enjoyable written content than the main story of this game. Just skip everything and pretend BL2 just got a massive update friends.

  • @dreadfullyd1701
    @dreadfullyd1701 3 года назад +16

    I just picked up this game cuz it was 20 bucks and by God them Calypso Twins are the worst villains since Far Cry New Dawn... But gameplaywise is one of the most fun games out there.

  • @kryptofullmetal5553
    @kryptofullmetal5553 4 года назад +188

    i always knew the villians wouldn't live up to jack.
    i mean seriously man, butt stalion.

    • @wisdomfox857
      @wisdomfox857 4 года назад

      How about a ava villian

    • @SuperSigite
      @SuperSigite 4 года назад +10

      No villain will and it’s dumb to think otherwise. Handsome jack is the best villain of all time for video games.

    • @Mr.Xarxes
      @Mr.Xarxes 4 года назад +6

      The fact that he truly believed he was the hero added so many layers of depth to his character

    • @SuperSigite
      @SuperSigite 4 года назад +1

      one departed and the entire vibe of the game shifted when he killed Roland, cause up to that point he just talked crazy like haha I’m gonna kill you guys, then he really does and you’re like oh shit

    • @kryptofullmetal5553
      @kryptofullmetal5553 4 года назад +1

      @@Mr.Xarxes tbh he was the hero in the end he just wanted to help everyone on Pandora.

  • @davissmedley5937
    @davissmedley5937 4 года назад +563

    Anthony Burch wasn’t the writer for the game’s story this time around, and by god, it shows.....

    • @tylerthecalculator810
      @tylerthecalculator810 4 года назад +147

      This story is soooo weak and you can really tell they tried to push the feminist-agenda.

    • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
      @TheAwesomeDarkNinja 4 года назад +94

      @@tylerthecalculator810 Oh God, not another one of these comments.

    • @EnlightenAlchemist
      @EnlightenAlchemist 4 года назад +6

      I've played the game but won't buy it till it's much cheaper.

    • @e1iteyoshi998
      @e1iteyoshi998 4 года назад +61

      @@TheAwesomeDarkNinja Given what has been happening in gaming news recently i can't necessarily blame him for feeling this way. Do i agree with it: no. But it's understandable to see why Mac Afro feels this way.

    • @sneaky5141
      @sneaky5141 4 года назад +10

      @@e1iteyoshi998 no it isnt at all in any way lmfao it had nothing to do with feminism

  • @samk7777
    @samk7777 4 года назад +15

    7 months later, but goddamn, joe nailed this review. I was losing momentum playing the shit story, but when i realized i was fighting a “demo-skag-on” (demogorgon from stranger things) i was reinvigorated to play more. The side quests and random encounters are sooo much better than the story. I agree with the little problems too like the inventory lagging

  • @gorrazin7983
    @gorrazin7983 3 года назад +7

    I watched a video explaining the entire story of Borderlands 3. I've been wondering where in the hell is Fiona? We still don't know what happened to her after Tales from the Borderlands.

  • @firesabreRSA
    @firesabreRSA 4 года назад +627

    It’s a bit hard to beat handsome jack in terms of quality of a good villain

    • @donamameng
      @donamameng 4 года назад +30

      ZAK Attack troy was alright when he was alone on eden 6

    • @Cneqq
      @Cneqq 4 года назад +33

      you sure fam? this game would literally be better without a main villain instead of these two ass hats

    • @project_ronin4789
      @project_ronin4789 4 года назад +9

      That's not an excuse borderlands 3 isn't even half as big as 2

    • @mathieuedde1465
      @mathieuedde1465 4 года назад +16

      Project_ Ronin ? Bl3 is definitely bigger

    • @project_ronin4789
      @project_ronin4789 4 года назад +1

      @@mathieuedde1465 no it's not there 5 planets yet only like 30-50 areas

  • @rwalker0130
    @rwalker0130 4 года назад +442

    Why Ava when everyone just wanted a grownup or teenage tiny Tina

    • @gooboberti
      @gooboberti 4 года назад +8

      If you take your time in the game, you get to experience a bit of Tina. Probably more than in Part 2. Unless you rush through things and backtrack for the side quests...

    • @gombar325
      @gombar325 4 года назад +1

      @@gooboberti can side quests dissapear if you rush the main story?

    • @gooboberti
      @gooboberti 4 года назад +2

      Gombar32 no you can always go back

    • @shadowofdread7018
      @shadowofdread7018 4 года назад +3

      Gombar32
      Side quests always stay after you beat the game and they’ll even scale to your level so it’s more challenging and fun.

    • @gooboberti
      @gooboberti 4 года назад +7

      @@TheDoomsdayzoner Tina always had an annoying voice and personality.

  • @MrPF
    @MrPF 3 года назад +17

    Amazing villains make you empathize/understand them
    Good villains make you want to defeat them
    Cringe villains make you want to stop playing the game

  • @DarthZ01
    @DarthZ01 4 года назад +5

    I actually quite enjoyed rhys and Atlas HQ
    Maybe it was because we didn't have to deal with any of the main cast, nor the Calypso's because kategawa was the main villain during it? Maybe there's just always been something I've enjoyed about rhys character and humor? Maybe it was the sweet siege stache?

  • @00ABBITT00
    @00ABBITT00 4 года назад +319

    Joes opinion on the Calyspso Twins is EXACTLY how I feel about “content creators” and “influencers”.

    • @blueamsol
      @blueamsol 4 года назад +12

      Yeah me too lol but I thought that was the point all of those jokes that are made are literally someone that we would here off of RUclips

    • @belzyk3dg122
      @belzyk3dg122 4 года назад +22

      @@blueamsol yeah your right. The twins are your typical youtuber twitch person. And tyreen is more bearable then alot of them. Troy is the trashy part of the duo

    • @milboxr9772
      @milboxr9772 4 года назад +4

      @@belzyk3dg122 I actually enjoyed troy more than tyreen, or i guess I should say I tolerated troy more than tyreen

    • @Seanana_
      @Seanana_ 4 года назад +2

      It is almost like that's the joke

    • @lanceseaman88
      @lanceseaman88 4 года назад +1

      I think that's why a lot of youtubers don't like the twins. Especially when they shit on the twins and then end the video with "like, subscribe and punch that like button! Oh and don't forget to ring the bell! " (or some iteration of). It's like the saying "the truth hurts" they know its making an ass out of em and they feel uncomfortable by it.

  • @Kknewkles
    @Kknewkles 4 года назад +388

    So this time Randy Pitchford was doing the writing

    • @chrisprobst6963
      @chrisprobst6963 4 года назад +132

      That's probably why a teenage girl got the spotlight eh?

    • @OptimumCrusader
      @OptimumCrusader 4 года назад +21

      Chris Probst LOL

    • @tc2241
      @tc2241 4 года назад +26

      @@chrisprobst6963 damn.

    • @asterixobelix20
      @asterixobelix20 4 года назад +37

      @@chrisprobst6963 and her magical squirts.

    • @MediaGhost_
      @MediaGhost_ 4 года назад +24

      Forced female pandering, unlikeable villains, annoying "Jokes". Yep, written by a dumbass

  • @-Samus-Aran-
    @-Samus-Aran- 2 года назад +2

    Also they randomly made Zer0 have a crush on Lorelei even though Zer0 is CLEARLY an alien of somekind and wouldn't give a f*** about romancing some random npc human.

  • @WhoMadeThisBurger69
    @WhoMadeThisBurger69 Год назад +5

    I think the game has improved massively with the new DLCs, returning characters and much better humor, and no twins...

  • @bradyward2177
    @bradyward2177 4 года назад +315

    Handsome Jack: Maniacal leader trying to purge the planet because he truly believes he is the hero of the story. Also incredibly funny to boot
    Calypsos: The Paul brothers

    • @alexgrey7972
      @alexgrey7972 4 года назад +1

      Brady Ward kind of the point lol

    • @MrMetalStrike
      @MrMetalStrike 4 года назад +25

      @@alexgrey7972 The paul brothers should never be a part of any point

    • @stitchowi
      @stitchowi 4 года назад

      Brady Ward lamp

    • @kummakummakummakummakummac8606
      @kummakummakummakummakummac8606 4 года назад +1

      @@alexgrey7972 - The point flew over their heads. They didn't get it.

    • @AssassinsFear
      @AssassinsFear 4 года назад +2

      You make jack sound like thanos...oh god

  • @eddierobinson118
    @eddierobinson118 4 года назад +419

    Alex & OJ r perfect to play as the duo villains

    • @0dixib0
      @0dixib0 4 года назад +1

      No, Alex's acting stinks, and not in a good way like OJ.

    • @FudgyTheWhale_
      @FudgyTheWhale_ 4 года назад +1

      I wish they'd drop Alex tbh

    • @palawolfy4855
      @palawolfy4855 4 года назад +7

      @@FudgyTheWhale_ why y'all have to be always so negative?...

    • @manniefaces
      @manniefaces 4 года назад

      @@FudgyTheWhale_ how about nope

    • @FudgyTheWhale_
      @FudgyTheWhale_ 4 года назад

      @@palawolfy4855 dude alex is the most negative person on this channel what the fuck you mean

  • @xxEpicxGunnerxx
    @xxEpicxGunnerxx 4 года назад +22

    “We got cameras everywhere”
    FBI: oh really?

  • @dummy9060
    @dummy9060 3 года назад +4

    Troy screaming during his boss battle is so satisfying I love it

  • @90snetworkproductions69
    @90snetworkproductions69 4 года назад +262

    Fun Fact:
    *Team Rocket are better villains than the Calypso Twins*
    They lose almost 99% of the time, but their intros from the early 2000's were 🔥

  • @Xirangeix101
    @Xirangeix101 4 года назад +318

    Of course joe sleeps in his jeans, Superman shirt and leather jacket at all times.

    • @notrenbanney2450
      @notrenbanney2450 4 года назад +14

      Those aren't cloths that's just his skin

    • @ne0ns0wl46
      @ne0ns0wl46 4 года назад +3

      @@notrenbanney2450
      So he is all time naked?
      UGH!!! Thanks for the nightmares!!

    • @LuckyBastard12345
      @LuckyBastard12345 4 года назад +1

      Conner would be proud

    • @ricojes
      @ricojes 4 года назад +1

      he showers in them too

    • @alexdeghost2729
      @alexdeghost2729 4 года назад +1

      We knew this since Metal Gear Survive.

  • @EivorOdinson
    @EivorOdinson 4 года назад +18

    The intro itself has earned a sub, pure fkin gold

  • @No-1.In.Particular
    @No-1.In.Particular 4 года назад +6

    “We don’t chew so good bro...”
    -Alex (2020)

  • @DescendingBlade
    @DescendingBlade 4 года назад +617

    For the love of God, Gearbox, get some better writers for the next game! This story wasn’t memorable at all.

    • @pantsenfuego9986
      @pantsenfuego9986 4 года назад +56

      memorable in a bad way

    • @trevorcooper3268
      @trevorcooper3268 4 года назад +13

      We don't need anymore of this shit. Let it die, jesus christ.

    • @beatlz
      @beatlz 4 года назад +2

      Maximilian Bien lmao i can’t tell if you’re joking

    • @beatlz
      @beatlz 4 года назад

      Shane wrong

    • @beatlz
      @beatlz 4 года назад

      Shane someone mad?

  • @solotopp
    @solotopp 4 года назад +265

    End of the game: These three sirens are awesome!
    Me: Wtf!? What did they do? I'm the one that did 99% of the work and I'm not even in the cutscene!

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 4 года назад +56

      Borderlands always seemed to be at least somewhat aware of it, trying to make sure you get your credit but no, this time, its them and them only.
      Fuck it

    • @eccentricdownfall321
      @eccentricdownfall321 4 года назад +5

      Isnt that kinda of weird how the trailer for BL3 with tannis, vault key and vault hunters, it seem like the vault hunters were going to be animated in cutscene. But since that wasn't case the awkward cutscene with maya death and the vault just doing nothing on the sidelines.

    • @wraithflaire1639
      @wraithflaire1639 4 года назад +3

      @@eccentricdownfall321 You would think after Maya's death they would have learned not to leave people outside the vault when you go inside.

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 4 года назад +8

      @『Platnum Breaker』 I mean, that was a big fuck you to the B2 vault hunters, including Maya. If its suppose to SEEM to everyone at large that Lillith did it but the characters know that isnt the case, that would be fine but Ava talks as if thats what actually happened.

    • @FleetingDream755
      @FleetingDream755 4 года назад +9

      girl power summed pretty nicely these days.

  • @Shehzadinthehouse
    @Shehzadinthehouse 4 года назад +12

    I remember playing the shit out of borderlands 2 jumping into new game plus right away and that was me going solo. After me and my friends beat borderlands 3 once we haven't touched it since...

  • @stratosfire1943
    @stratosfire1943 2 года назад +5

    My biggest gripe with the game was how broken some of the guns are. I had a level 27 assault rifle kill the agonizer 3000 in a total of 23 seconds. I didn't dodge or move around it just got annihilated

  • @KingEaglez29
    @KingEaglez29 4 года назад +187

    “Oh hi vault hunter, I didn’t see you there” best part ever 😂😂

    • @beargrilling9785
      @beargrilling9785 4 года назад +13

      “I have lots of money for some reason ha-hehehe”

    • @beancheesedip8337
      @beancheesedip8337 4 года назад

      “I didn’t know I wanted to see you until I saw you standing there in front of me” that’s the best part

  • @JaydevRaol
    @JaydevRaol 4 года назад +415

    Other Joe is definitely the best actor out of all them. He is really a pro at doing Angry Joe Skits at this point 👏 Absolutely love seeing him do stupid parodies in silly costumes everytime. 😂

    • @CrazeeAdam
      @CrazeeAdam 4 года назад +11

      Loved him as Ellie in the Last of Us xD and Other Trump in Metal Gear

    • @AfatterMan2
      @AfatterMan2 4 года назад +4

      rdr2 review flashbacks
      whyboner?

    • @KaiserGuy1992
      @KaiserGuy1992 4 года назад +1

      he definitely adds a lot of fun in the skits

    • @sasmidraegoon4086
      @sasmidraegoon4086 4 года назад

      OJ really got me loving these

    • @MoriartyTheFifth
      @MoriartyTheFifth 4 года назад +5

      I think they're all solid as far as doing a skit goes. But yeah OJ seems to be on the improv classes or something. After that rdr2 review I cannot stop seeing how good he is.

  • @CT-yc4gd
    @CT-yc4gd 4 года назад +8

    I want to see the series go in a direction of galaxy wide vaults. Ultimately culminating to some kind of ultimate power. Then..as an epilogue, playing with ultimate power and and epilogue following that. I think it'd be brilliant.

  • @justmatt3977
    @justmatt3977 3 года назад +8

    "Who would put shit in a loot box?!" Every gaming company, Ever.

  • @psixi7230
    @psixi7230 4 года назад +675

    the writing shows how disconnected they are with what people love about the first two games, forcing dogshit narratives down our throat. its a shame because the gameplay is such a step up from bl2

    • @5H4D0W-TP
      @5H4D0W-TP 4 года назад +40

      The skill tree is The Pre-sequel with the OP-ness of Bl2 and the gun system of Bl1. You cannot beat perfection.

    • @jkthegreat5687
      @jkthegreat5687 4 года назад +7

      They could have given the shooting mechanics and movement a bit more attention cause they feel pretty generic which isnt really good concidering its the thing u do all the time

    • @mikeehrmantraut1899
      @mikeehrmantraut1899 4 года назад +1

      i'm glad i didn't buy the game and i was very disappointed on how the game look but the story oh god

    • @thedukeofcrows
      @thedukeofcrows 4 года назад +10

      K heres a thought. Take borderlands 3. Tear out everything but the combat and such. And slap it on bl2. Literally only one person would complain

    • @SuperHns
      @SuperHns 4 года назад

      I dont see how this differs from BL1 or BL2, same shit, same jokes not to be taken SERIOUS

  • @Dantics
    @Dantics 4 года назад +623

    Love it when what I felt is validated by Angry Joe. Eff Ava.

    • @GreenWolf2k
      @GreenWolf2k 4 года назад +5

      Hey looks who's here. Love your vids bro.

    • @ZacharyHampton
      @ZacharyHampton 4 года назад +3

      People aren’t going to like every character. What fuckin guy wants to be around an irrational preteen who lost her only role model and is now on a ship with strangers. Y’all really don’t get the mental state of some of these characters. At least they feel fleshed out and have more depth than killing machines. Maybe that was a bad decision borderlands took, but not everyone can be tiny Tina’s. Some of them are representations of real people in a situation like this. Honestly I’ll say this again how’re most people (especially in their most delicate and fragile mindset) going to react? Sorry for the rant I just understand the psychology of some of these characters and appreciate the realness some of them provide. Are they fucking annoying? Yes. Half the people you’ll encounter will piss you off in real life, at least we can kill them (most of them) without consequences

    • @ZacharyHampton
      @ZacharyHampton 4 года назад +1

      Like her or hate her I liked my own side commentary when she broke down on the bridge. Granted I didn’t really say anything nice like the rest of you but that’s some shit that she would probably do anyway

    • @leov3569
      @leov3569 4 года назад +50

      @@ZacharyHampton dude it's a game about humor. Nobody played this to see what a preteen feels like because she lost her role model. That's just shit.

    • @cosmicgaming5868
      @cosmicgaming5868 4 года назад

      You were the guy that lied about anthem being really good... Convinced everyone it would be good from your play testing when it was horrid... I unsubbed

  • @zverbtheidiot9729
    @zverbtheidiot9729 Год назад +2

    The best thing about the DLCs for this game: you don't have to deal with or listen to the FHUCKING calypso twins at all.

  • @zeroderorero3948
    @zeroderorero3948 4 года назад +7

    Hey Joe, what is your opinion on the DLCs? i personally loved them more than the main story

  • @kingpinpasta2934
    @kingpinpasta2934 4 года назад +204

    Ava thinks Lilith killed Handsome Jack?
    Maya and BL2 vault hunters: are we a joke to you

    • @sagepone5830
      @sagepone5830 4 года назад +23

      The canonical choice is to let Lilith kill him.

    • @burh7195
      @burh7195 4 года назад +2

      Boomer

    • @darktigersharkmax4432
      @darktigersharkmax4432 4 года назад +13

      If you let Jack talk in bl2 lilith herself deals the finishing blow

    • @ProcyonDei
      @ProcyonDei 4 года назад +4

      @@darktigersharkmax4432 & sagepone And who in their right fucking minds would let that happen anyways?

    • @darktigersharkmax4432
      @darktigersharkmax4432 4 года назад +5

      @@ProcyonDei To hear Jack's final words and let lilith get her revenge? Plus you can do it multiple times so you can kill him as many times as you want.

  • @Mmmbananaboat
    @Mmmbananaboat 4 года назад +209

    The greatest thing in borderlands 3 is when you hear “oh hai vault hunter”

    • @goldencacti9844
      @goldencacti9844 4 года назад +1

      Oh howdy I didn’t see ya there

    • @vamps3000
      @vamps3000 4 года назад +2

      the chadd quest was also fun

    • @darl5104
      @darl5104 4 года назад +1

      @Whiterun guard damn imperials

  • @dubwub4667
    @dubwub4667 10 месяцев назад +3

    Dude they did the characters from Tales of the borderlands dirty!!!

  • @ostarakonrad9907
    @ostarakonrad9907 2 года назад +2

    Anthony burch leaving gearbox really hurt the writing of the series

  • @Kau_adh96
    @Kau_adh96 4 года назад +395

    Thank you for ruining Snickers I'll never see it the same again.

    • @doge2629
      @doge2629 4 года назад +10

      That was snickers?. Dafuq

    • @battyflaps5410
      @battyflaps5410 4 года назад +4

      hell no aint eating one of them again

    • @nicknapalm8560
      @nicknapalm8560 4 года назад +1

      Looked like a Snickers or payday bar

    • @stpbasss3773
      @stpbasss3773 4 года назад +6

      @@nicknapalm8560 payday doesn't have chocolate it's a Snickers, they used the same thing in their old Evolve video when other Joe is the tracker and he eats it lmao.

    • @WingZX1103
      @WingZX1103 4 года назад +3

      Dude, I thought it was mud stuffed in a box

  • @saiyan26
    @saiyan26 4 года назад +319

    The Calypso twins are like if Handsome Jack only talked about Butt Stallion the entire game.

    • @alexgrey7972
      @alexgrey7972 4 года назад +33

      saiyan26 no jack talking about the Majestic creature that is butt stallion would be better......it’s an actual living horse you know.

    • @captainheat2314
      @captainheat2314 4 года назад +19

      @@alexgrey7972 made of diamond

    • @christianguerrero70
      @christianguerrero70 4 года назад +15

      No the Calypso twins are like if I had to spend an entire borderlands game fighting against the Paul brothers.

    • @theswaglett7883
      @theswaglett7883 4 года назад

      @@christianguerrero70 Oh god that would be hella satisfying to play

    • @rebetrayal
      @rebetrayal 4 года назад

      saiyan26 that would’ve been better than what was made here

  • @ThirdRateNerds
    @ThirdRateNerds Год назад +3

    Beyond the story and fucking AVA, the main issue I had with this game was the loot drops. We hit a Legendary almost every wave of enemies. It got to a point where we didn't even react anymore cuz Legendaries felt like they didn't mean anything

  • @hillbillyboyDakota
    @hillbillyboyDakota 3 года назад +5

    Gotta have those strong female characters and make sure everyone knows they are strong. And throw away all the male characters except for the 10 seconds when they are in the game.

    • @NateTheGreat368
      @NateTheGreat368 Год назад

      I mean the games are kinda based on the women tbf, with the whole siren thing. I'm not defending the story btw I think it sucks ass, I think a problem is that the story characters are treated like they do everything while we are actually the ones doing it all

  • @griffin3921
    @griffin3921 4 года назад +387

    The Calypso twins remind me of Ubisoft E3 presenters lol 😆

  • @nicholas9908
    @nicholas9908 4 года назад +146

    Girl power doesn't work when you focus on it. It has to be natural.

  • @brandonnewman9290
    @brandonnewman9290 2 года назад +1

    I swear I was looking for the music that was playing for "Dead Claptrap Extend" for the longest time but eventually after digging I found out that the music is from 1 Revolution Music, track titled Pink Ferrari. The exact area of music that AJ is dancing to is at 1:15 on the track.

  • @jeffreymark475
    @jeffreymark475 4 года назад +7

    "Why is it so nutty and chunky" well probably cause it's a melted Snickers possibly oh Henry

  • @noahleveille366
    @noahleveille366 4 года назад +368

    How to write the Calypsos better:
    Try to hammer home the fact that they provide the bandits with a sense of family and community. Make the twins guilt the player into believing that they’re monsters for slaughtering bandits (their family) when they’re simply victims of corporate greed

    • @BladeBlur
      @BladeBlur 4 года назад +56

      That and give them more than just being a generic "streamer" personality like Screwball in the PS4 Spider-Man game.

    • @jonathanzupan7295
      @jonathanzupan7295 4 года назад +15

      Granted, I'm not very deep in to the story (only play with the mrs, and it takes effort to push through with horizontal splitscreen + we work different schedules - so we've only just beaten katagawa ball)... but so far what you suggested is literally 90% of all the echo-calls from the calypsos... "family this, giving bandits purpose that, corporate wars fucked everybody, family family vault bandits family"

    • @artix003
      @artix003 4 года назад +10

      that would be too paradoxical to 2k's corporate greed

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF 4 года назад +6

      @@jonathanzupan7295 That drops off pretty fast when the twins realize the vault hunter isn't interested in their shtick. Like, before you even leave Pandora Tyreen is trying to flex on the VH by telling a bandit to cut off his own legs for her.

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 4 года назад

      Also is a more clever and subtle parody of youtubers always bitching about demonetization

  • @woolfieMcP
    @woolfieMcP 4 года назад +200

    Man, I never thought I'd see the day when twitch streamers would be villains in a video game

    • @oyeoye1112
      @oyeoye1112 4 года назад

      A twitch streamer is a fighter in tekken 7 now.. Julia

    • @HighLanderPonyYT
      @HighLanderPonyYT 4 года назад

      Sad times to be alive.

    • @jeramysteve3394
      @jeramysteve3394 4 года назад

      I would've enjoyed the villans if the girl streamer's name was alinity...

    • @jnhln5796
      @jnhln5796 4 года назад

      It was only a matter of time.

    • @BlondeWickAU
      @BlondeWickAU 4 года назад

      With any luck we’ll never see that day again

  • @lorddaro7771
    @lorddaro7771 4 года назад +11

    I think I'll pass on this one. I tend to play games for the feeling of going on a adevnture, so the main story or campaign is a really important part for me. I can deal with slightly plant or just not hugely innovative plots, but this one's looks like it would just outright annoy me and that's something I really don't need.

    • @Tywil714
      @Tywil714 4 года назад +2

      Agreed the gameplay is fun and addictive with the varity of guns but its hard to keep playing when you dont like the story you have ti force yourself to go through it to get to the fun part

    • @Myth_or_Mystery76
      @Myth_or_Mystery76 4 года назад +2

      It's looks fun but I think the characters would annoy me even more than Joe.

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 3 года назад +2

      you should check out borderlands 2 the story campagin is much better

  • @BLaCkKsHeEp
    @BLaCkKsHeEp 2 года назад +2

    "WHO WOULD PUT SHIT IN A LOOT BOX?!"
    AMBER HEARD WOULD...