35 year old man, (fake) yawning playing video games. thats his supposed job. No patience, no energy, constant swearing, unfunny jokes, unhygenic unshaven, annoying singing and sex jokes. Nothing is his fault, annoying voice, no research, no editing, constant insults to players and developers, terrible at games, no history with videogames. Why do people like this guy? and how do they like this guy, is the biggest question.
I'm a she. But I don't think Phil count's as an average gamer, far from it. Worst, and Pathetic gamer is much better. Never seen someone play so bad before, and it's not intentional either. For someone that's played games for 8 years, he is really bad at them, and knows nothing really about how a game works, or the process involved in making a game actually playable.
never thought i would be annoyed looking at someone browse psn "whats this?" *doesn't look at it "whats that" *doesn't look at it "idk what this is" "nothing i want to play." he doesn't even know what the games are dumb obvious stalls for time but he could have at least played the trailers to these games or something
Later he refuses to buy RiME for $30 when a $5 cheer suggests it as he's already spent too much money ($40) on Friday the 13th... a stretch, but alright. What's that, ABZU's free on PS+? Who cares if he hyped it for an indies marathon, not worth playing it now. *facepalm*
DSP would hate ABZU because he hated Journey, but if it's free why not play it? He could complete it in one stream and viewers would probably enjoy that more than listening to him swear at Friday the 13th's loading screens.
It actually is a shame because Abzu is a nice free to play game. Really Short and calming...... And yet phil would somehow get stuck or find a way to ruin it.
I'd like to see DSP try Dead By Daylight when it comes to PS4. Should be good for a few laughs. ------ "This really fucking sucks!" (30 seconds of dead air) "This really fucking sucks!" (30 seconds of dead air) "This really fucking sucks! This fucking sucks!" Brilliant khamentary as usual.
I'd like DSP to try and play Chivaly Medieval Warfare on the pc. and jump into a 52 player match. All melee, where you need to time your attacks properly, team damage, and depending on how you swing, determines what actions you take with the mouse. Considering when he played Condemned Criminal Origins, he just slugged through the first 2 levels, without blocking once, threw a baby tandrum and said the game sucks, without going back to it, proves he's just to inept to play those sort of games. And driving games, love to see him play the original Burnout, Wangan Midnight Tune or Thrill Drive. "wuuut? this game ez tooh kaotik dood, i dont kno wut im doin! I kan't see!"
A product you pay for should function when released. Period. End of story. This is NOT something that we, as consumers, should make excuses for. "Oh it's an online game this is typical" NO! It doesn't matter how many people are on the dev team; there's no excuse, and it's not acceptable.
I'd rather see him have a stroke and be stuck there just looking at the camera with no way to stop the stream so people could see him suffer and be humilated.
"I've learned my lesson from Street Fighter -fucking- Five, to not just sit around like an idiot.'. This...after thirty minutes of just sitting around...like an idiot.
The server issues are fine I can wait. An issue I really hate though is how we can't customize Jason or counselors because the game goes into an infinite saving loop which can only be exited by restarting the game
4 FUCKING PEOPLE MADE THIS GAME...Gun Media is NOT CAPCOM A TRIPLE A COMPANY WITH SHIT TON OF MONEY! You can't fucking compare Gun Media to Capcom. Capcom has the money and tools to make a triple A game. Gun Media is 4 people working their damnness to get the game to work
also online games take days to get the server up and running, it does not take day one and will work most of the time it will crash but after day - 3 should work
oh i'm not in any way, but servers do take a long time to handle mass people, which they should of boughta bigger server but i'm not defending them at all.
indeed, any company should be able to handle criticism since end of the day consumer has every right for it, also its in there best interests. but recently i do see a lot of issues on games dev acting in disgusting manner against gamers its unacceptable.
I guess he doesn't understand that the servers will get slammed the first week and then gradually drop and adjust. It sucks but that's literally every online game ever.
tbh as someone who bought the game aswell and who just reached level 7 in 4 days of playing I can say that this games launch must've been the worst I've seen since rainbow six siege.
Off topic, but it still baffles me that he was taking $20 to answer questions for Ask the King on Patreon, and now will read what anyone who sends him 10 cents in Bits says on Twitch...smh.
Even more baffling is that $10 perk level - for a monthly vocal shoutout. He used to do them on Ask the King & Hate Live, but Hate Live 'ended' at the end of 2015. He didn't do those shoutouts on Hate Live 40 AKA PandaLee's hospital trip. So in reality it's every 2 months during Ask the King, he never even did them on say 1 Week in Preview a month. Now that he's on Twitch doing onscreen notifications & shoutouts it's an absolutely worthless perk. Great job.
The nerve of that narcissistic pigroach, charging money to talk to his fans, and calling himself "king" The only things he's the king of is lies, scams, immorality, and so on
I agree that online play is shit in general, even with a good computer and fast internet it does frequently lag and crash. Its why I only play slow paced RPG's online and not action games like World of Tanks, I was just too frustrated with shots missing and tanks teleporting. This bares the question though, if its so shitty and DSP has the exact same problems with every online game then why does he play them? Every fighting game or online multiplayer game doesn't work for him, so why does he play them? Like I don't actually doubt that online fighting multiplayer probably has lag and dropped inputs. But then why does he play them?
DSP grew up playing fighting games locally, with CRT displays & no input delay. He never adjusted to playing fighters with any lag whatsoever, he expects 1 frame reaction times at 60fps online... or a sub 17ms ping, pretty unlikely. DSP claims he enjoys fighters still, acting hyped for Tekken 7. But then he claims he's enjoying gameplay & Twitch "interaction". I'll just note he now refuses to play any more Street Fighter V.
EddyB43's DSP Antics I get that he still enjoys them, but he seems shocked everytimr a new game has input delay and of he hates the entirity of the experience he should just do arcade mode and offline
EddyB43's DSP Antics Yep, he never understands anything unless it hits him directly, and then he bitches and complain it's someone else's fault. If he had just recently heard about it from his chat, youtube, and/or news (which he should've done in the first place), he should've not complain and expected this, and waited a few until it does work again before streaming.
aw comon doode there was nothing i could do, i was pressing fucking buttons , i was ddos attack doode that must of happen, clap clap clap snort- gun media are like those bums of kojima doode.
wow for a guy who does this already for 8 years and 6 years for a job he still doenst do his research about the games that are coming out or are delayed
I've used the term #DSPsearch for what I consider DSP's "research" - his viewers informing him. For upcoming game releases, he generally records a vlog staring at his wall calendar every 3 months or so, before which he'll actually bother to check some game release date site (I use GameFAQs, I'm sure there's other better places) to write stuff on it. Otherwise for the rest of the time... yeah, DSP doesn't keep up. He still thought Star Trek Bridge Crew was due in March until a chat user told him otherwise during a prestream.
This is Still The Beta But Now The Game is Not Beta It's Good Beacuse This Guy Purchased The Game So Much Early the Game Realized in 25 may 2017 and His Time is 26 may 2017 Dude it's Tooooooo Early Of Course The Game is Still Broken But Now They Fixed The Bug The Online is Good and He Works Now
35 year old man, (fake) yawning playing video games. thats his supposed job.
No patience, no energy, constant swearing, unfunny jokes, unhygenic unshaven, annoying singing and sex jokes. Nothing is his fault, annoying voice, no research, no editing, constant insults to players and developers, terrible at games, no history with videogames.
Why do people like this guy? and how do they like this guy, is the biggest question.
I'm a she. But I don't think Phil count's as an average gamer, far from it.
Worst, and Pathetic gamer is much better. Never seen someone play so bad before, and it's not intentional either. For someone that's played games for 8 years, he is really bad at them, and knows nothing really about how a game works, or the process involved in making a game actually playable.
Tats TopVideos that's like asking why Lowtiergods fans worship don't know where I was going with that one and yes Phil knows nothing about video games
Leviathan 425 well they seem to enjoy the maturbatins and snorts because your right there not going away.
LUL
"resetting your router doesnt do anything"
GG....lol
Almighty Tevin It won't help with this game. It's broken as fuck.
never thought i would be annoyed looking at someone browse psn
"whats this?" *doesn't look at it
"whats that" *doesn't look at it
"idk what this is"
"nothing i want to play." he doesn't even know what the games are
dumb obvious stalls for time but he could have at least played the trailers to these games or something
Later he refuses to buy RiME for $30 when a $5 cheer suggests it as he's already spent too much money ($40) on Friday the 13th... a stretch, but alright. What's that, ABZU's free on PS+? Who cares if he hyped it for an indies marathon, not worth playing it now. *facepalm*
I LOVED THAT PART lmao
"game looks boring as fuck" poor "anzu"
DSP would hate ABZU because he hated Journey, but if it's free why not play it? He could complete it in one stream and viewers would probably enjoy that more than listening to him swear at Friday the 13th's loading screens.
It actually is a shame because Abzu is a nice free to play game. Really Short and calming...... And yet phil would somehow get stuck or find a way to ruin it.
you gotta love that Raw unedited content
*Khauntent
I'd like to see DSP try Dead By Daylight when it comes to PS4. Should be good for a few laughs.
------
"This really fucking sucks!"
(30 seconds of dead air)
"This really fucking sucks!"
(30 seconds of dead air)
"This really fucking sucks! This fucking sucks!"
Brilliant khamentary as usual.
I'd like DSP to try and play Chivaly Medieval Warfare on the pc. and jump into a 52 player match.
All melee, where you need to time your attacks properly, team damage, and depending on how you swing, determines what actions you take with the mouse. Considering when he played Condemned Criminal Origins, he just slugged through the first 2 levels, without blocking once, threw a baby tandrum and said the game sucks, without going back to it, proves he's just to inept to play those sort of games. And driving games, love to see him play the original Burnout, Wangan Midnight Tune or Thrill Drive. "wuuut? this game ez tooh kaotik dood, i dont kno wut im doin! I kan't see!"
A product you pay for should function when released. Period. End of story. This is NOT something that we, as consumers, should make excuses for. "Oh it's an online game this is typical" NO! It doesn't matter how many people are on the dev team; there's no excuse, and it's not acceptable.
I want phil to have congestive heart failure on stream.
I'd rather see him have a stroke and be stuck there just looking at the camera with no way to stop the stream so people could see him suffer and be humilated.
wow dood........
Super JaMAalRIO His heart lagged nothing he could do.
his heart had a delay input lag
Bugged heart mechanics
"This really fucking sucks" translates to: "I can't make money if I can't play this game." lol
Yoooooo.! DSP said"GTAB"??? Hilarious!!!!
"I've learned my lesson from Street Fighter -fucking- Five, to not just sit around like an idiot.'. This...after thirty minutes of just sitting around...like an idiot.
Lol Reminds me of the SFV Beta. Epic Fail
The server issues are fine I can wait. An issue I really hate though is how we can't customize Jason or counselors because the game goes into an infinite saving loop which can only be exited by restarting the game
4 FUCKING PEOPLE MADE THIS GAME...Gun Media is NOT CAPCOM A TRIPLE A COMPANY WITH SHIT TON OF MONEY! You can't fucking compare Gun Media to Capcom. Capcom has the money and tools to make a triple A game. Gun Media is 4 people working their damnness to get the game to work
also online games take days to get the server up and running, it does not take day one and will work most of the time it will crash but after day - 3 should work
reawrestling That doesn't excuse then for releasing a broken game.
oh i'm not in any way, but servers do take a long time to handle mass people, which they should of boughta bigger server but i'm not defending them at all.
reawrestling If you release any product, then it is up for criticism. Why take on the game if you can't handle it? This ruined these devs.
indeed, any company should be able to handle criticism since end of the day consumer has every right for it, also its in there best interests. but recently i do see a lot of issues on games dev acting in disgusting manner against gamers its unacceptable.
can u only buy this game for digital download ? cuz i went to walmart the other day and they didnt have it
I guess he doesn't understand that the servers will get slammed the first week and then gradually drop and adjust. It sucks but that's literally every online game ever.
24:25 "I'm not a clown"
tbh as someone who bought the game aswell and who just reached level 7 in 4 days of playing I can say that this games launch must've been the worst I've seen since rainbow six siege.
Game devs have to see the future now.
Insulting people giving genuine advice. Oh i forgot Phil had the 2nd highest SAT score in his school he could not possibly ever be wrong
Off topic, but it still baffles me that he was taking $20 to answer questions for Ask the King on Patreon, and now will read what anyone who sends him 10 cents in Bits says on Twitch...smh.
Even more baffling is that $10 perk level - for a monthly vocal shoutout. He used to do them on Ask the King & Hate Live, but Hate Live 'ended' at the end of 2015. He didn't do those shoutouts on Hate Live 40 AKA PandaLee's hospital trip. So in reality it's every 2 months during Ask the King, he never even did them on say 1 Week in Preview a month.
Now that he's on Twitch doing onscreen notifications & shoutouts it's an absolutely worthless perk. Great job.
The nerve of that narcissistic pigroach, charging money to talk to his fans, and calling himself "king"
The only things he's the king of is lies, scams, immorality, and so on
I agree that online play is shit in general, even with a good computer and fast internet it does frequently lag and crash. Its why I only play slow paced RPG's online and not action games like World of Tanks, I was just too frustrated with shots missing and tanks teleporting.
This bares the question though, if its so shitty and DSP has the exact same problems with every online game then why does he play them? Every fighting game or online multiplayer game doesn't work for him, so why does he play them?
Like I don't actually doubt that online fighting multiplayer probably has lag and dropped inputs. But then why does he play them?
DSP grew up playing fighting games locally, with CRT displays & no input delay. He never adjusted to playing fighters with any lag whatsoever, he expects 1 frame reaction times at 60fps online... or a sub 17ms ping, pretty unlikely.
DSP claims he enjoys fighters still, acting hyped for Tekken 7. But then he claims he's enjoying gameplay & Twitch "interaction". I'll just note he now refuses to play any more Street Fighter V.
EddyB43's DSP Antics I get that he still enjoys them, but he seems shocked everytimr a new game has input delay and of he hates the entirity of the experience he should just do arcade mode and offline
EddyB43's DSP Antics Yep, he never understands anything unless it hits him directly, and then he bitches and complain it's someone else's fault. If he had just recently heard about it from his chat, youtube, and/or news (which he should've done in the first place), he should've not complain and expected this, and waited a few until it does work again before streaming.
Holy shit he has no idea what a static IP is. WOW.
im laughin at these comments of excuses like they helped make the game or played enough to make a excuse
I like that you can do different moves to kill someone that's lit
Mr PapaVeras debut
aw comon doode there was nothing i could do, i was pressing fucking buttons , i was ddos attack doode that must of happen, clap clap clap snort- gun media are like those bums of kojima doode.
DSP rematch Ludwig
Did u download it
How did you get the game
eddy eddy why you so mean its going to be allright
What a Man child Ooh wee.
wow for a guy who does this already for 8 years and 6 years for a job he still doenst do his research about the games that are coming out or are delayed
I've used the term #DSPsearch for what I consider DSP's "research" - his viewers informing him. For upcoming game releases, he generally records a vlog staring at his wall calendar every 3 months or so, before which he'll actually bother to check some game release date site (I use GameFAQs, I'm sure there's other better places) to write stuff on it.
Otherwise for the rest of the time... yeah, DSP doesn't keep up. He still thought Star Trek Bridge Crew was due in March until a chat user told him otherwise during a prestream.
Lol "project" remember he plays games for "fun"
Is it you give me a game of this is your writing
Nothing but excuses.
The game still don't work 100% of the time
and all suggestions he gets are bad of course, pathetic.
The same thing is going on for me im tired of that shit
This shows how pathetic and not creative dsp is. his planned game doesn't work and he has no idea what else to do.
What a way to waste your viewers time. View=$$$$ to fail.
This is Still The Beta
But Now The Game is Not
Beta It's Good
Beacuse This Guy Purchased The Game So Much
Early the Game Realized in
25 may 2017
and His Time is 26 may 2017
Dude it's Tooooooo Early
Of Course The Game is Still Broken
But Now They Fixed The Bug
The Online is Good and He Works Now