Best HFY Sci-Fi Stories: Send In The Humans, I Guess
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There will always be something nostalgic about old weapons ... especially those that have the same effect in past present and future
See, for example, a M1911. Or a Bowie knife.
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@@KaiHenningsen And especially the M2.
@@KaiHenningsennah man you gotta go for the ma deuce when you think old but gold
@@quirkyturtle6652 I don't, I just pointed out an example.
Whisky shot out an Irish man’s hand
Me- Oh fuck
Author keeps saying artillery like he doesn't understand that they are just really big bullets at the end of the day.
Fragmentation/shrapnel from artillery shells isn't the same as actually being hit directly by said bullets, so the author has a rough understanding of the difference between the two.
If it ain't broke. Fix it till it is
Microsoft or as my IT guy calls it, Mickeysoft
95, break it to get 98
XP, break it to get Vista
7, oh marvelous 7, before all the crap after
Missiles, directed energy weapons, plasma weaponry - it doesn’t matter what other weapons we find or invent or how nice they are. They may even become our mainstay. Our ships will always have _something_ on them to hurl bits of metal at obscene velocities though.
Doesn't matter how tough your armour is, if the projectile flies at an appreciable % of the speed of light.
If one could accelerate a grain of sand or a pebble to the speed of light, and hurl it, at a planet, it'd be an extinction event
@@TheHighborn well to be honest projectiles would make completely zero sense in a fight between spaceships. Like to even move through a star system without dying of boredom you would need 0.05-0.1c Like for sun's light to leave solar system it needs 5 hours. It means 50 hours at 0.1c and 100 hours at 0.05c. with such high speeds it would be literally impossible to hit moving target that knows it is targeted. And you can't hide your projectiles in any way because there is no medium in space that can hide their residual heat. Plus you wouldn't fight at anything less than 1cs right? ~30k km. I like these stories but they are seriously unrealistic. I think this is only one story I've read that made sense. Humans able to jump with insane precision within a system so that their exit point was literally hundreds of meters from enemy ship. And in such case projectiles are OP.
The Imperium whining about Kinetics was a lot like the German army of WW1 whining about Americans using shotguns in trench warfare. It's not fair, stop kicking my @ss.
That one mention of the Irish soldier who got his whisky shot out of his hand... you don't take a man's alcohol without some serious consequences...
Xeno: ban human kinetics!
Humans: fine...we'll bring out the exotics...if you want.
Xeno: I withdraw my previous statement.
When you shoot an Irishman's whiskey bottle outta his hand, what did you expect to happen? >:D
That was just rude.
That Irishman: Whatever doesn't kill me, but destroys my whiskey instead, made a grave tactical error.
Three weeks! that’s insane! Reminds me of when general Patton said he could have the majority of his army on the road in three days when the battle of the bulge first started and he managed it.
2k more subscribers then you'll have the same amount as agro squirrel. You should do a collaboration with him 😁
Holy cow! Constant warfare is all we need to make a place inhabitable?? Terraforming is gonna be so easy!
Never break a mans drink thats wrong 👍
That drawl got to me. It's ... accurate.
Guerilla tactics in space warfare, especially if you have a good hyperdrive system and accurate maps, would be devastating.
So the guy on WW2 with the claymore?
Waahhhhggg
This one seemed familiar.
Nice
I eat da spaghetti and I cooka da meatball
Linguini on my peeni and some sauca for ma balls
Aliens:"Our energy-based weaponry makes us supreme sharpshooters and masters of long range warfare"
American with a shotgun looking at the enemy trench he just jumped into: 👁🫦👁
*muffled voice coming through a gas mask* "Shame." *loads another 8 gauge shell*